The Group Chat - #97 - HANSUM FELLA BABY!!!

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

YESSIRRRRRRR HUNSUM FELLA PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE AND IT GOT NASTY!!! | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the group chat podcast episode 97. Yeah, yeah. Season two, episode 97. Yeah, yeah. Do you not restart that episode? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah. We do everything scuffed here.

We have a special guest with us, handsome fella. Yeah, yeah. What up, people. How are we doing? Welcome to the podcast. It's a pleasure to be here. Welcome to Austin. It's good to be here in Austin.

We love having you here. It's actually Isaac Y, but he's not. He doesn't have his mask on. Yeah, this is the face reveal. The big face reveal, ladies and gentlemen. I'm here. Yeah. And also...

I sound a little bit different. I'm using a voice changer. That's true. You guys kind of sound... You guys could be like nephews in a way or something. Like some kind of cousins. You guys could be like the story lonely. The story lonely and Ken Carson cousins.

Yeah. Siblings. Yep. Yeah. We're also missing grunk. Grunk left. His plane crashed. Yeah, that was...

May he rest in peace. RIP, the little kid, dude. We did cry. We didn't talk about it publicly, but yeah, he's... We mourned. You know, I didn't cry. He is dead now. I don't cry.

Tears or joy is what I cried. Rest in pieces. I never cried. I didn't cry since O-1. What casket would grunk have? Super Mario Galaxy. No, not Super Mario. No, I think Torrari.

I still sure. Just like a picture of marshmallows. Of marshmallow? Upscale. And like sunrise. Instead of dirt, it's like Skittles. No, no. It's like Skittles.

Dino nuggets and like SpongeBob Mac and cheese. And ketchup. His family is like, who the fuck planned this funeral? What is happening right now? Who did this to my little boy? We took it into our own hand. Dude,

sorry, you can go home parents. Tanner and I were talking about how he had like a friend, his like uncle or something like that that would like always fake fart everywhere. Remember that what'd you say? You were like, you had an uncle that would like always fake fart. Yeah,

no, no, it was like my friend's dad. Like it wouldn't even matter where he was. He'd be in the bar like surrounded by people. And he'd be sitting alone in the corner. and he'd just be like, fern. And he's like, sorry everybody.

I'm like, that's like his only thing he does. That's his dick. That's a timeless bit. It's so good. Imagine doing that at grunks funeral? My dad had a fart machine. And like, it was funny for like the first week because you're like, oh, what is that?

He'd like place a fart machine under the chair and he'd like use a remote and he'd be like, whoa, who's farting? But he did it for years. And he would die every time. There's only like four farts on the fart machine. So it'd be one of four farts. Oh, it's a speaker with fire? Oh, yeah, there it is.

There it is. We gotta get one. You know what that's probably like? It's like the old like really shitty means. Dude, that was it. That was it right there. That one. Which one? The fucking, oh, you already have it up.

Yeah, the one of the orange button. Yeah, the fart machine. It's far machine number two. What is that? Does it smell? No, no, no, no. It's just the sound of farts. Oh, it's a boombox.

That was it, dude. A boombox technology. I remember that remote. He would put these everywhere. He would just put the fart machine hidden in places, but The bid dies after a while. And he's got to come back, though. It's got to be funny eventually again.

Dude, if I bought one of these, yeah, it just depends. You know, he would switch it up. Like sometimes we'd just be chilling, watching a movie, and just, and I'd be like, okay, fart machine. And he'd be like, who's farting? What the hell, man? He would love that. I'm going to get that for his birthday.

That's coming up. Get him 10. Get him a big one. Look up giant fart machine. Oh, this is scary. This is the biggest. My remote control fart machine. Dude, he's got 6K views.

You could put liquid ass in it too. All 6.4K views are dads loving this shit. Dude, the comments. Here is my remote controlled fart machine. This is fart machine number two. He's nervous. He's shaking with excitement. I can't tell, is that his washer machine or his oven?

What is that? That's his washer. We're in his basement right now. I can tell about those walls. Look, those are some scary ass walls. The floor is like either concrete or like carpet. It's always pulled down there. The fart machine.

stays in the basement. Because my buddy Patrick. I'm not going. No, no, no, no. No more. Wait, wait, wait, wait, go back, go back. Scroll down and see if his buddy Patrick commented.

There's two comments. I found the, what is this? I found the language in this video to be too spicy for my taste. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, fuck you, dude. He said a bad word. There's only one, oh, one reply. Shit, damn, you dicking around or what?

Ooh. This is the underbelly of you. YouTube. God. Have you all seen that YouTube video that one dad? He's like, the video is called

like World Record poop I saw at Target. No. And he's like, he's like the poop that we saw. He acts like he saw a ghost. He's like,

it was, it was, you wouldn't believe. What is that? World record poop? Look up world record poop I saw. Dude.

At Target, yes. Get the most game. I got a story after this video is goaded. love ads. Yeah. Hey, so my last video,

Explosive Diary Stories was an explosive hit to a lot of you, so. All right. Dude, it got 76K lines. This is huge. J. Shuffle Bozzyn? Shuffle Bozhen.

Funny and disgusting poop story. So. Can we get him on the podcast? Yeah, dude. You got it. I used to just some goes back with a group of guys, and we used to travel.

a law over the western United States So wait, what does this guy? Skip ahead like 30 seconds. He starts describing it. It's a five minute video. He saw this like giant poop. And in Northern California. He's still laughing. He's hard everywhere.

He's setting up the scene, dude. There I was in this dark bathroom. Anyway, we stopped at a... Damn, he's still building it up, dude. Keep going until he describes the poop. Where's the peak? We need to... What does eyes open up? And I was like, no.

No, dude. I'm not a big fan of looking at my own shit. He's about to start talking about it. Wait, can you pause it for a second? Sometimes I do be sizing up my shit. I'd be looking at, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you're proud of it. Like, oh, that was impressive.

Am I big right now or no? Dude, that was in the entire time? That was holding me up. I'll take poop sometimes, and I'm like, I wish someone were here to see this. But it's too gross to take a picture. Be like, check out this fucking dump. Don't shake your head.

Tanner and Nick do that. Tanner shook you said that he agreed that it was two grooves. No. I did it at one time. I agreed I'd take pictures sometimes if it's crazy and I send it to Nick. No, dude, when I was like right next to Tanner, he would like, fuck, you would coil up snakes in the toilet. You sick, bass. Remember these two are gross with poop, bruh.

This guy face tides me. He's like, I'm taking a shit. Yeah, he shits with the door wide open and everybody knows he's in there shitting. And then he's like, Tater, come here. And the tears like, what? walks in there. I open the door and I like what you need? And then he's like look I got shit on the toilet paper. I'm like

ew and I walk you. Okay first of all Tanner and I are not weird we're open with each other. Yeah that's that's okay to do right? We're like brothers. There's nothing weird about it because it's natural. No you'll be like Tanner come in there he knows your shit he comes in there and he's like oh dude gross what did you expect he's in there

shitting I'm like I know I think it's funny dude we just like to laugh at like human nature that is it's human nature sometimes people talk about like no wiper. Can y'all hear me okay? Yeah, you're great. Perfect. People talk about like no wipers. And I'm like, that's not a fucking thing. Yeah, no, it is. Ghost poops are real. No. Like, I've never

in my life taking a shit, wipe nothing. That's because you got a hairy asshole, dude. You also got a spread. I've shaved my butt before and still, nothing. Dude, before I plot my big old butt, I fucking I mean, that's, and I'm ready to do. Dude, you know what your hands? No, like, I, no, I don't sit on

his hands. Yeah, I don't sit on my hands. I move on. I'm saying the water splash. Sometimes the water splashes back. Oh yeah. Oh, it's like a nice bidet. Oh, no, it's called. What is that called? It's called something touch. Poseidon's touch. Poseidon's kiss. A little schooch. Little kiss. Little kiss from the god of the sea. You're like, ooh. Dropping a barnacle in the sea. He says, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for feeding the ocean. Feeding my children. Thank you. Thank you for your generous donation. I appreciate it. Dude, did I tell you guys when I was in high school about like 30 kids? were in the bathroom because somebody took this monster log.

And like, and like the, yeah, no, there was, there wasn't a line. Everybody crammed into the bathroom just to look at it. What are you guys doing? Oh my God. Yeah, the teacher started getting suspicious because like multiple people kept going in, but nobody was coming out. And I was in there. As soon as the principal walks in there, everybody has cameras recording the bathroom and it's

this poop sticking out of the water. And it's like, they broke the drain of because of how big the poop. Oh, damn. Yeah. Dude, I would have been like, uh, that was me, baby. This kid, this one kid got, he owned up to it and he had to pay to fix the toilet. What if it was like, what if like you moved a crowd aside? It was like, it was two, three foot like people.

And they were like, it was us too. It was us. But the principal was like, everybody out. Come on. Quit it. I was like, oh, come on. Everybody was mad. We had to leave.

We were all staring at it. That's crazy to have a poop too big for a toilet. Yeah, it would go down. Like, it was just no end in sight. So I don't know if you guys know this, but like certain toilets, like newer ones. have they have like the pipings that are like non-cloth like you cannot clog them have you heard of that they just wider pipes i wish i had that when i was younger so i my dad specifically got like when we redid our bathroom in our one house he got specifically like wider pipes and i

still managed to clog them no damn yeah you know my toilet as well that's that's that's a toilet paper issue that is not that is not like no no way it's a poop it's it's just like no way your poop's that big and hard dude dude toilet paper get It's all like, you know, flimsy and... I remember when I was a kid, if I ran out of toilet paper, I would use the cardboard and try to flush it. Ow! I'd like scrape it.

I would just do the waddle of shame to get the toilet. Oh, no, I would use either... It's all wishy-gushy. Yeah. I would use, like, kitchen towels, and that would clog the toilet, and I'd use the... Dude, you're an asshole. I was like a PSA.

Can I make a public service announcement? Yeah. Do not, even if your wipes say flushable, do not flush them. They're not flushable. Counterpoint. Why would they say flushable? Because they're saying that they can get beyond the toilet. They don't take into consideration anything afterwards.

And you want to know how I know this? Because my entire basement filled up with poop water. Because it was full, because we would flush flushable toilets. Yes. So it literally backed up. Like dude wipes? Yes. Bro wipes.

Don't use, don't use wipes. What is happening right now? Who's coughing and laughing? Tedder, you were telling the story and tender gives off the most gross cough. I'm trying to get out. I gagged. I got it destroyed some of our basement. We had to get like all new floors.

And I had to go down there and help clean it up. Did I tell you about a... You got to put on a snorkel and floaties and... Okay, it wasn't that bad. It was just like stepping into some water that it was water and it kind of like just smelled a little bit. Georgie was down there floating with the clown. It was floating with the poop water.

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I fake my soul of my body. I had to. What dude? Look at the one under. This is huge. That's such a long. Apparently I squirt. It worth every single penny.

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Other ones were like, this literally changed my life. Yeah. It's like blew my mind. open my eyes. All right, listen, go to three stars for a second. Dangerous? Not many people. Dangerous. It's cute and intense. Intense.

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I'm torn. Enough of these. Yeah, I'm done. I don't want to look at the road. Oh, back to me. Back to my... Wait, perfect, because I wanted to go back to a poop story. I have a great poop story. So I have a great poop story.

So I actually was reminded. I might have spoken on this on the podcast if I did. It was forever ago, so people probably forgot. But your bathroom at your school had a crazy story. Mine was a crazy story where the bathroom had shit coming, like, back out when somebody was flushing. And then there was a problem with the septic tank outside. And then when they went to, like, shut down the school to fix it, it stormed that weekend horribly, horrible, horrible rains. and they had dug it out basically, but it was still in the ground.

And it all filled with water, and it floated up out. And it was all full of shit. And it went all over the field at the school. Dude, all these stories. Isn't that like a hazard? Like, isn't that like horrible? We were out of school for a week. Yeah, because like if you touch that, you'll get like a disease.

Yeah, it was horrible. Oh my God. That's disgusting. Yeah, that's pretty horrible. Radioactive. You become poop, man. Dude, there was always someone who was trying to rip off the urinal in my school. I don't know what it was, but there was

always, right? Oh yeah, dude, somebody pooped in the urinal. There was always like either a broken urinal or someone's trying to rip it off. The middle school bathroom is like where dreams go to die. People would fuck with you so hard. Like, I remember I'd go in there and there'd be like shit on the walls and I'm like, how does that even happen? I have a good story, but I've told this on stream a million times

but for anybody that hasn't heard. I did, um, like when I was in like eighth grade, I was taking a shit, um, in the stall and this dude pulled up and he was like beaten on the door and he was like Who taking a dokey? Who taking a duke?

And he said that And I was always traumatized to shit at school But this day I was like, all right, I'm gonna shit at school I'm gonna be a big boy. And this fucking, he was like, Who taking a dukey? And he was like peeking through the crap. He was like looking like that And he was like, I said, who take it a duke? Say it. And I was like, I'm taking a duke. And I fucking hated that guy. He ruined

he was like, yeah, that's right, you take it a duke. I love pooping in public. I don't care how loud I am. I followed that guy for forever because I fucking hated him. I kept up with him. He went to jail. He's in jail right now. He's taking a duke.

He's probably, it's happening to him now. Yeah, I was going to say, the prisoners of the barging. Exactly. Who's taking the puppy? Let us see. Let us all see. But they're actually able to watch him because it's just straight through the jails. Exactly.

You're taking a ducy. I'm going to pay him a visit. I'm going to be like, who'd take it a dukey? That's all you say. He's like, who are you? I'm like, yeah. Yeah. I remember you.

Oh, he's taking a sound blinker. Oh, shit. Sound blinker challenge. Off the money and dude. That's an actual bowl. I didn't know by that. Dude. The last side.

Whoever sent that. Thank you. Spoken Bob, we're not going to use that at all. Nope. We should mention that real quick. So we're really, really behind on a lot of videos,

like super behind and also the PO box. But we finally got to a lot of you guys' packages that you sent us from a year ago. Yeah, just about. Some of them read a year ago. Some of them read like last week. Yeah.

So, you know, when we do end up getting to, edit that footage and stuff so thank you yep podcast i mean uh what's it called i a p o box right that's what this is from yep look i got this one we're also coming up on building our our system on uploading and everything like that's why you're seeing a japan video like yeah yeah my bad hey we're trying we're trying we're doing better than we were before i'll say that much we have a system we have a little system now going on it's kind of beautiful more it's not quite gwyneth paltrow's vagina candle but it's close that was that a good candle by the way that was a that was a that was

We wanted to call ourselves What was it, group or something? Group, oh, the, um, we were trying to figure out a name for our gamer subs flavor forever ago. Group, group, and it was like the same name as her vagina.

Yeah, because Oh yeah, Goop past company. Yeah. Yeah. Which that's a weird website. She like takes her discharge and she's like, here's a candle now.

Is that real? Yeah. Oh my God. So does Amaranth. Amaranth was going to make her own beer with her. So gross and weird. No, I'm sorry.

Not buying that. I mean What do you mean I mean? I'm just not a beer guy in general But like maybe I would try it No I wouldn't try it I'll give it a shot I'm just not a beer guy

I won't try it But if you were able to make her own soju Would you? I'm gonna put a new drink I mean if it's less calories Then Macro heaven If it's macro heaven because soj's

Are 500 calories of pop I wouldn't buy a bit If they were just like out somewhere And they were like Do you want to try this Amaranth Vagani yeast beer? I'd be like I'll take a sip Is that even

safe? How could that get best? Probably not. Probably not. It's probably... I think it's going to be artificially made. Yeah, no way. It's real. How could she produce that much? How do you even... I don't understand how the vagina works really. I don't know how you can take yeast from the body. Yeah, I'm still figuring it out. I really don't know. I'm going to take poop for my butt and I'm going to make a... Like, how can... Make a cologne out of it.

And I'm going to make a beer and it's called poop beer. Poop beer. I don't care. A shit is flying off the show. Flying off the show. Yeah, Tanner, you can be the first creator. All these creators are making their own products. You should make poop beer. No, wait, using goose poop.

Goose poop sounds kind of good, though. I did goose poop. Oh, yeah. That's a thing, dude. Using goose poop. Yeah, but goose poop is probably way better than Tanner poop. What have you ate recently? Two Oreos, a sugar cookie.

They're probably eating like a burrito. Awesome nuts and berries and grass. Poops. On you. Yeah, I would not drink that. What is that? Dude, I don't know what this is. Is that a free workout?

I don't know. No, it's a beer. Oh, it's a beer. Double footer, what does that say? Hoops on you. Duber porter. What? Duber porter.

What? Double porter. Is that all you've eaten today? No. Is that why your fart sounded disgusting? I mean, yeah, he was ripping him. I was kind of ripping him. I don't know why they're so wet.

I mean, I ate last night, so I think he's just catching up to me. No. Tanner does so. Dude, by the way, holy shit. Like, actually, holy shit. Last night when I had to come back to the house. Oh, yeah. No, I was in the state of, like, paralysis.

You had to lay down. You can't move. I had to lay down. And it was one of those poops where, it's like just knocking at your door. And you're like, no, dude. Like, hold on one more second. You're like trying to tidy up the place. And I had to like, so, you know, we got here, right?

Yeah. And then I went to the front door and that bitch is locked. And I'm like, fuck. I'm like, damn. So I had to run all the way around and thank God. We had the garage door open because there was a rat in there. The garage was left open when we were out. Yeah, so the smell would come out.

So we wouldn't have that smell. Or you should get the rat out. That's what. The rat is still in there. The rat, dude, Isaac said he heard him again. You're like, we're opening the door to get the rat smell out. If the dead rat is still. No, he's alive.

That's the thing. We heard them move the boxes. There might be a dead one, dude. I don't know. It smells so bad in there. But there's no garbage in there. I don't know how it smells that bad. Because he's like pooping in there.

He got to quit pooping. I'm not going to lie, there's a lot of poop in there. There's a lot of dude. I like try placing the traps down and there's a lot of food. I think happened. I think he got a supply of food from our trash. Yeah, there's a chicken wing. And now he's only eating his own feces and that's what he's living off. I'm not even kidding.

No, he's eating the leftovers, man. Those wings, he's tearing them up. Yeah. We've got to stop getting wings. He probably has abs right now. And the pizza, and the pizza. He's getting pizza, wings, chocolate, cookies, Oreos. He's eating good, dude.

He's getting boss coffee. He's probably eating a lot of the food that would be thrown away. That Isaac would, like, throw away that he didn't eat. Oh, dude. And then it would be there. We don't even have trash in there anymore, though. Yeah. How about we start eating, like, really trashy food that he'll hate?

Let's just start eating poison. He's like, look it through it. He's like, oh, dude. They just start throwing rice in the trash. Dude, we actually, I heard that if you put charcoal in the garage, it absorbs the smell a little bit. No way. Oh, we have charcoal. We actually do.

Oh, we do. From Santa. From Santa. I think you need to, like, open the bag and put it in there. Let's put charcoal in there. We still have it. Does baking powder do that, too? I don't know.

Just put, like, a million mouse traps. Eventually. We have four in there of, like, the actual traps. I said we should do a gas trap, and it's really easy to set up. We gas them out. No, because you know why. You put your car in there and turn it on and close the door. I'm afraid that you're going to be like, all right, I'm going to set up the trash bag.

And they're like 30 minutes later, we haven't heard from tenor in a minute. No, you're like, lay down the ground. Dude, I'm scared that if we gashed him, he would die. Your head is snapped in a comically large mouse trap. There's blood everywhere. No, we have a pretty brutal trap right now. We have one of those, like, it's like a bear, what is it called? It looks like a bear.

It's a plastic trap. Dude, but the spring is really fucking strong. So, like, if it's, like, really primed, like this big and it, pah. It snaps, like hard. Dude, I tried to just find him and reason with him, but he just wants to hide. Oh, he's a dick. He's a mastic. to this guy. I was like, hey, dude, like, I'll give you some food.

Are there, like, ways of getting the rat out aside from, like, just setting a trap? Um, set the garage on fire. Yeah. You know what we should do? We should set up a fake female rat. I was going to say, give me a girl rat outfit and I'll be like, I'll be swinging my tail. I'm scared. I'm scared. That's what I'm really scared about. If they start breeding, it's over. Okay, I can get bento. I'll bring bento over. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm not kidding you. I'll be dope. And bento will just.

He didn't have a field day. Dude, okay. What if we set up like a blind, like a stand up in the corner and we put Tanner in there in camo with a pellet gun? And he sat there all night long. I have a gilly suit. A full gilly suit. Infrared vision. You're not hidden at all.

And then you wait for moving. With how tiny that garage is, you'd just be open a corner. I'm so focused. I have like a fly gloss over my eye. I'm just like. No, you'd get it with your tongue, like right off your eyeball. I don't need a frog I'm the right man for the job

You're locked in Would you dress up in a gilly suit? Yes, I would Would you actually be night vision on and everything? I've always wanted to have a gilly suit with night vision I want a gilly suit bad I did that I would love a gillysuit

How do you spell gillage I did that? It looks so sick They're so cool So like I It was really late at night And my friend had a lot of land Gilly suits are expensive They're 53 bucks get that one

Dude that's cheap Get that one Get like a real one Look at like military grade gillie shit What? Oh, that's her great. What was your story? I was sitting up in a deer blind, like in a tree stand or whatever, in a field.

And we sat up, we were just bored. Like, we weren't even hunting. We didn't even have a gun. But we sat up there for like two or three hours in the middle of the night because like when you grow up in the south, dude, you have nothing to do. Besides like smoke weed and just hang out and chill and do whatever. So that's what we did. And we saw like two or three deer just walking around.

It was pretty sweet. And then like right behind us to the next day, we went to the same stand. We saw like an alligator like freaking out in the wild. water. Damn. Damn. Yeah. Freaking out. Yeah. You would just chill in a gilly suit and not actually hunt. Oh, no. Okay, that's how I didn't have a gilly suit. My friend did have a gilly suit, though. We did put it on. Can we

group fun this? We were bored, dude. We had nothing to do. Can we just buy this real quick? There's a little gillysuit from Etsy? Yeah, that looks cool. That looks insane. It's handmade. His didn't look like that. His was probably like 40 bucks. Dude, have y'all ever seen... Have you all ever seen to catch a predator? You know that show? Oh, yeah, yeah. Dude, when the predators leave the house and they think they're scot-free, like seven dudes in these gillis suits and pull up.

like tackle them. Chris Hansen also always has like a one-liner. It'd be like, you know, the kids would, or the dude would come up to see the kids. And then Chris Hansen would like repel from the ceiling. And it'd be like, do you want a warm glass of justice with those cookies? And then they're like, oh, fuck. And he's like, he'd pull out the tags. And he's like, you said you wanted to put your blank in their blank?

What do you mean by that? And they're like, oh, shit. And he walks out. And then they get fucking shot and tased. That was a close one Dude there was one guy who got like Scott Free And then he got caught again No he got caught

But not by Chris Hansen Right It would be like The first time Was it the first time? The first time I'm pretty sure You got caught by Chris Hansen Oh

Didn't Chris was Yeah on the bus On the train On the train Yeah I was on the train He was on the train He's like Ride by train

That's also the like The like actors They get to be like I'm seven They're 25 Yeah And they're like I'm seven

And the guys I'm seven years old. They're so hot for it. This is interesting, but I guess I'll see it out. Reading the text as soon as they come out. I know you're a 14-year-old boy, but I still want to hang out. What did you mean by that? Yeah, and they make them say.

The text will be like, the mole will be like, you know I'm 14, right? And they're like, yes. And they're like, can you say it in a sentence? And they're like so fucking fucked up and horny. They're like, sure, I guess. Whatever you say, dude. I don't care. Can you finish my sentence?

You know I'm blank 14 All right he said it He knows Got him boys Yeah they would One guy showed up naked No way

That show was crazy Yeah one dude showed up To the house Dude old TV There was a crazy one One guy showed up with his son Have you seen that one? No

Yeah I showed up with this kid And they had to like Wow They couldn't do the rest of the whole You know how like he does like Sit down Yeah yeah They could not do that

He had to like stop it immediately And then the cops just came in Like didn't Yeah because there's no kids present when they're actually filming it, because, you know, obviously the fake person's not a kid, so they can do whatever. But I prefer Chris Hance's method. Have you seen, like, the new YouTubers that try it. It's really bad.

It's really, like, they'll make them meet them up in public, and then they'll, like, corner them with papers. They'll, like, printed out of all the receipts. And it's just, like, a humiliation ritual for, like, 10 minutes on camera. And I feel like half of that is fake. All the YouTube guy. It's like, the pranksters being like, we're catching a predator today. Yeah. It's like, how am I supposed to believe this?

Right. If you fake, you're stepping on. on J's in the hood prank or whatever. There was a time when like Discord was doing that too. Yeah. When I was first blowing up, there was another YouTuber at the time. That was definitely real, real though, right? Yeah.

Those just be a problem. Yeah. I mean, it's still 100% is, but like, at the time, it was like a really, really big thing. I think there's just one guy on YouTube that just does that on Discord all the time still. Like to this day does that stuff. I thought people stopped doing that because it would get like... Age restricted, taking down, harassment, stuff like that. What needs attention.

Because it is a serious thing. It is. No, it actually, it still is. And it's going to be a thing pretty much until forever. Yeah, internet access, you know. I say we get rid of the internet. All of it. Honestly, we need to nuke the internet.

There's too much bad shit on there. That's how I feel about Twitter. Kind of a hot take, but I do believe that the internet should be 18 plus. 18 plus. I can see that. I mean, I feel like that's easy to say now that I'm older. But like, if you told me that when I was 16, I'd be like, shut up, idiot.

Yeah, yeah, it'd be like, shut up, of course. But, like, realistically, I don't know, man. It's just so dangerous. What about games? That's different. Well, online, like, if you still communicate online. Yeah, I mean, so that's where it gets so gray, because it's just like, dude, there's so many things. I think certain apps, definitely Twitter.

Yeah, it's like, you could be like, you know, had a great day with my grandma at the park today. Pussy in bio, check out my pussy. Oh, dude, dude, Twitter's so bad now. Yeah, I hate Twitter. It's just all like porn bots. Like you could tweet literally anything about anything. It's like, they said I'm the sluggiest slut on only fans. Who said that?

No one said that. Prove it. I was talking about my time at the grocery store. I was talking about my time at the grocery store. I don't want to. I can't open Twitter in public. I don't even like using Twitter at all anymore. I deleted Twitter on my phone because I just kept seeing people get hurt.

Larry started that trend. He was like, dude, I don't even have it on my phone anymore. I'm like, you know what? All right. And then I deleted it. And I have not really. look back. I think my screen time went from like, God, I used to be on Twitter for hours.

See, I keep it, because sometimes it makes me laugh. Sometimes. Sometimes. I don't laugh anymore. I'm sorry, dude. Are you okay? I haven't felt happiness in so long. Who's that one basketball player that like gets memed on? Kawhi Leonard. Yeah, he's like,

Kaui Leonard. He's also like wholesome A-F and yeah. He is wholesome. He has a horrible backstory. Yeah Yeah It's really sad That's why he's the goat

Yeah That's why he is the goat No but Twitter's awful I got off of it I don't tweet on it anymore But Yeah No I had so many

Fight quote unquote Fight accounts blocks Because it's just the Same repetitive This guy gets hit with the tire Check it out And he's like mush Yeah

Or like fight turns into Guy pulls out guns Yeah It's like a fist fight And then bang bang bang Yeah it's like Live League It's like dude

Dude gets fucking shot And you're like no Oh, my God. Oh, you did, I guess. Fuck. It's like Reddit 50-50, but like read at 80-20. It's like actually. It's 50-50, but you know like 1% of the time.

It's 95-5. 95-5, exactly. 99-1. And then people are like, dude, it's because you're interacting with this. It's like, I don't know. I can do it. I block these accounts and there's more popping up. I block everything.

It's like devil's it. You scratch one spot and another one pops up. You're like, fuck, I got to scratch that. And then another one pops up. Poison. I'm going. Polian Ivy does that to you. I've never had...

Spread over your body. You guys mentioned old TV shows. You guys remember A Thousand Ways to Die? Oh my God. That was my favorite show. Spike TV, man. A Thousand Ways to Die Mancers. You guys remember Mancers?

No. Holy shit. Look up Mansors also. Mansors was another show on Spike TV. It would literally... They'd be like... Yes. How big can boobs get?

What? It would just be like questions for guys. Would be like, could you shotguns? a beer and ride a monster truck at the same time. How fat do you have to be to stop a bullet? Not cho G. Faster harder.

Oh my God. Jesus. Oh, my God. It's like cartel footage. This is manly. Dude, they're gonna show tits here too. No way.

with your flammie gut, you're probably not fat enough. And you can die, dude. Yeah, dude. This is like horrible advice, dude. If a dude takes a belly. Oh, this is a show for men. My God. It was ridiculous.

Oh. And I watched it when I was a kid, because I was like, damn, that kind of rocks. That's kind of bad. You're like, not crazy. But, yeah, a thousand ways to die was another. crazy one. That made me like worry about. I'm like if I eat this carrot, am I going to die? Yeah, dude,

even walking out. There was one where this guy was at a house party and he was leaving and then a bullet, like a stray bullet, just came from the sky and hit him in the head or something. And I'm like, dude, now I can die. I just can't leave the house. I can't walk anywhere, I guess. I can't leave. So it was just scary.

Yeah, that's screwed. There was one about a person that like took a shit on a cruise line. and they flushed and it sucked their like inside out. That was in a final destination. That literally made me so scared to poop. Dude, we always circle back to poop. God damn it.

It's like, it's a poop cat. Welcome to the poop cast. I don't know why. I think it's just so relatable. I mean, everyone does it, right? Every day, like almost. Every day. Almost.

That's like, that's what America, that's what everybody in the world can just agree on. This poop. Guys, Universal language. Can we all come together and just poop together? Let's all hold hands and just take a shit.

We're all humans. We all poop, you know? We are the world. We are. Let's not focus on differences. If there was one thing in the world you guys could monopolize, like no matter, what would you do?

Toy paper. Okay. I'm gonna go crazy. Dude, toilet paper's a big scam. I'm gonna go crazy. Oxygen. What? That's not even fair.

It's not even fair. No one said there's one thing. Well, did you watch the Lorax? Oh, you mean if you could, like, if you could be like, all right, to breathe, now you've got to pay me. Yeah.

You would ruin the... That's not even... That's not how that works, dude. Did you watch the Lorax? Okay, though that's like a fantasy. Like, think about a real thing that people sell right now. Okay. Okay. You can do water.

You have to think, you have to think essentials. Yeah, yeah, of course. You know, like, what do people need to do? Lights. Every light. I think Nick wins, but like, lights are pretty, like, in demand, too. I'm going washing machines. You buy whatever.

few years. I've cornered the washing machine markets. You know what? I'll be the rug. I'll be a red guy. You said rug? Yeah,

rugs. You motherfuckers are just like, lights, rugs. All right. You ready? Ground beef. Dude,

dude, ground beef is expensive. Wait, no, do chicken. More people eat chicken than beef. Oh, yeah, he's got a point. You see the water guy's giving me tips.

Damn. The water guy. I've been thinking about it for so long. I'm like, all right, which one to want to tap into? We're talking business. What about the, like, the entirety of the internet. What do you mean? Just internet access in general. Like, every time...

Google, like what? No, just internet access, everything. I would have been, like, I'm not following the question. You're like saying, like, be the owner of, like, internet service provider? Yeah, like, every time I have to log on, I got to pay like one cent. Oh, I'll be... I'll own Nion cat, neon cat. What are we talking about? You're gonna monopolize that?

Yeah, I'll monopolize. Everybody who clicked on it, oh, it used me $1. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, the blockchain. This is copyright. The blockchain. Dude, Bitcoin is up right now. Wait, what is that about?

I sold all my fucking shit. What's my Ethereum? When I was in college, I was like, I'm a fucking genius. Bitcoin time. Oh, they're going down. But look, it's at an all-time high. And I never talk about Bitcoin in public because it makes people like, well. That market makes no sense to me.

I don't think it ever will. You know, it's stupid. It doesn't make any fucking sense. I think it's all backed by social media hype. and billionaires dumping hundreds of millions in and then pulling it out. I had a point in this. Oh yeah. I put money in it in college,

money that I really didn't afford to like spend on Bitcoin, but everyone was just like, you're going to be a fucking millionaire. Dude, yes. So I was just watching it fall and being like, wow. Why is it so huge? I'm going to jump off a building.

Listen, Binance is one of like the biggest, like, crypto wallet, like websites to invest, exchange. And they, I literally looked up because I was like,

What the hell is with Bitcoin? Because I sold like a month or two ago, like all my Ethereum, which now I'm pissed because it would be like double regardless. Anyways, I was like, what backs this? You know, why is it going up? Why does it go down? Like, how do the fuck does this market even make sense at all? I watched one video on what stocks and crypto I should invest in?

And I was like, I probably know everything. It's like a 10-minute video. I was like, word. And then all of it just, I was like, fuck. So Binance had a thing. And they're one of the biggest ones. It's such, it's so stupid, bro. Because they were like, if you have $100 in Bitcoin in 2024,

it could be worth $5 million by 2030. And I'm like, what is that based off of? Like, where do you even get that number from? Based off of, maybe. Based off of invest into our site. It's so insane. The NFT shit is what pits me out the most, like people are being like, I never understood that.

You're stretching it. No, I never got into the NFTs. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Tanner has to poop. Tanner's got to drop a big hog. He had to ask. Big Daddy for permission.

Spram! You can go poop, if you so, please. We talk about it so much. We didn't even need to play him a brown note. Send me a picture. Oh. Oh, he's walking out of here. He's walking.

He was about to blow up Larry's bathroom. I was going to put the mic under the door. Yeah, I don't know. Poop ass him on. This script does shit, I don't get it. I feel like a lot of people just act like they know what they're talking about and they really don't. I haven't been looking at the camera this whole time.

What's going on with crypto, guys? Can I just say this now? After you think about crypto and you're like, dude, what the fuck is it? Then it's just kind of like that with everything else in life. True. Yeah, that's true. You give it value because you just give it value

because everyone else gives it value. That's true. It doesn't mean anything anymore. You're like, okay, whatever. And I feel like Bitcoin is just one of those things where it's like there are some people that'll care, but what happens when they don't? You know, a house you can give a house value

because it's so physical. but what if you don't want to give that house any value anymore? I think a house has more value than a nothing coin. You're right. And so what I'm saying is like if you were to be able to get like a house that's like a $500,000 in Texas and it's like, I don't know, 10,000 square feet, let's just say. And then the same house in L.A. is two, three, four million. But they're the same thing.

You know what I'm saying? It's just about- Because of age-sex location. L.A. is sick as fuck. Age-sex location. It's because we give it that value. Well, no, I mean, like the land. And like, it's like there's so many reasons. Like, you can literally take L.A.

or like California's growth in general back to like the gold rush, like 200 years ago. Yeah. Be like so many people went there. So many people had money. So many people made businesses. And then eventually everything just kind of grows. And we gave that gold that value. Well, gold, of course, has value.

Right. Because why? Because we gave it it. Yeah. Because it was so finite. Like there was, it was kind of hard to come by. Limited demand. Yeah.

Like, diamonds. Sorry. Diamonds, I don't know if you guys know about that. But like, diamonds are not rare at all. And also you have lab tests Or was it lab made diamonds Yeah Like literally the same

Yeah you can't tell You can't tell it I mean money's technically made up Like literally It's not really bad Dude I was looking into it's like you started out People like were trading like rocks or shells Or something like that

To each other Whatever was limited Had high value Let's start trading sex for work Yeah Let's start doing that We get rid of paper currency We're going paperless

Blow jobs Dude that's what What was that one? I'm entitled to eight blow jobs For my work today How much is that coffee table A hand job work? I'd like to buy a car

For you're like 20 blow jobs You're like 20 blow jobs That's too many Make sure to use code agreement For 20 blow jobs off Amen And you get interest on those blow jobs as well What was that website?

Oh my fucking God Maybe it's Craigslist Yeah, Craigslist That's like the green one Yeah, Craigslist That used to be a thing Like you could be like You could just post like a service

Hey man I'm giving away this coffee table if someone wants to give me a hand job. And he'd be like, all right. Damn. Wait, were you going to say, like, mow my lawn or something.

Wait, would people still believe, like, would, because that's considered prostitution, isn't that? I believe so. So that was just like, were they just taking it as a joke? Maybe, I don't know.

I mean. The cop shows up. Hey, man, about that coffee table? Was that real or fake? I'm here for the coffee table. He's got a very fake mustache. You're like, interesting.

The fake nose and everything? The fake nose and everything? The fake nose. The camera guy? glasses. Huh? You see a camera guy? Chris Hansen's there.

He walks up. Yeah. Chris Hanson is there as well. You're like, what is Chris Hansen doing here? So you said you wanted a table for a hand job. I wanted to ask you, have you ever seen this one guy name? I think it's superhuman. What is that?

Wait, what about the, we were talking about it before the podcast, a crackhead throwing competition. Oh, that's right. Oh, yeah. What is that? Let me tackle that first. Do you guys ever sit in the cross-leg position so long that your ass is like numb? My left butt cheek.

Your left butt cheek, right? Yeah, because it's all in here. I have started sitting like this sometimes, and I feel like this is emasculating, but I like how it feels. No, dude, I still like that all this time? It's not emasculating. It does kind of crush the nads of it.

Boing loins. It depends. I think mine just, like, go below, maybe. I think they're like, instead of standing, instead of being side to go like this or like that. See, mine are too, mine are too supple. Here it is. There it is.

Throw a crackhead competition. First annual. This is 13 years ago. 13 years ago. 2011. J. Moolahua TV. All right, here we go. We've been to get down with our first annual crackhead talking number two.

So you plan to hold another one next year is what he's saying? And there's the correct. Where's the second annual? And. Holy shit. Is he just going to throw him? Go! What the fuck?

He just fucking threw him. Twetts. They have stats. They have stats. Dude, he's jacked. They have stats. They're paying this guy a lot. I don't know if it's in money or what, but.

He's definitely getting paid. Damn! Oh my God. Oh, let's go to the chain. We got a slow mo. Is it an instant replay? 13 feet, one inch. Where's the tape?

Come on, show us the tape. When I was a kid. Oh, that was 23 feet? That was it. There it goes. It's just two. All right, he won. Hell yeah, bro.

Is it the same crackhead of the same guy? Yeah, it was. Did they just find that guy? They definitely were like, hey, they were just like, hey, dude, can we throw you on the ground? Well, they probably knew him already. Like, oh, let's just get ham, dude. Like, when they were coming up with the idea, we'll give you 20 bucks. Get our boy, Terry.

Tanner is back on the podcast, and he's got this smug look on his face. This feels so slutty. I haven't had ripped. I'm going to be real, guys. I'm glad I didn't go into your bathroom and pooped. Oh, dude, what did you pull out? I'm telling you, I think there was the worst shotgun poop I've ever had. Oh, dude.

And I think it passed. It was 12-gaged and it painted the back of my toilet. The poop that we saw at this target. It was the worst thing I've ever done in my life. Like, after this podcast, I'm cleaning tonight. We're back to poop. I'm sorry, I just had to, like, it was the talk. It was like the brown note.

Wait, wait, wait. It was the brown-note stories that we were talking about. Like, it all come out like a 12-gay. Are we titling this, our grossest podcast yet? It's, we're swirling around it like a toilet. I think we'll title it our most. It's the poopiest podcast on the internet. Our most handsome.

podcast yet. When I was growing up, I did see a crackhead Olympics. So they had a bunch of different things we had to do. I remember that. Yeah. And I think one of them was getting thrown. Crackhead Olympics? Yeah. Was that like a video or or just something that happened? Oh, really? It was a video. Hold on. It was similar to that one.

But yeah, I'm pretty sure they threw it, they threw them in that one as well. You guys remember that one guy on YouTube, he would like jump off of a table, but before he do, he'd be like I'm going to do it. Elbow flying. I don't worry about it. Whatever. Into a microwave? Yeah, he'd like,

Do his elbow bomb into a microwave? Oh, this is him. Oh, it is superhuman. He'd be like, fuck that. Shit. Dude, that hurts to why. Yeah, that's painful. Wait, we might have to be careful showing this on the podcast.

It might be like, yeah, like endangerment to style. WW, Batista style. Like he's hurting himself. Yeah. I'll play the audio if we came to. He has like horrible friends, dude. Yeah, they all encourage you. You're like, dude, this would be so sick if you fucking like backfliped on this microwave.

Bro, he's jumping on light tubes You inhale that stuff That is like toxic We've got a bear trap Come on He's jumped into barbed wire He's jumped into a cactus The barbed wire is so bad

No he's in a mix of barbed cactus Microwave like all that once Here lay under this steamroller It's so hot Fuck this Fuck this His legs are like 30 feet long

Like way out All flat Oh What's that He's like flat subscribe to my t-shirt all right so this is uh getting speared into light tubes yeah but it's w w bateshda style

he's got different camera and he's shirtless he's gonna go backwards oh my god fun fact fun fact that's me and the mask actually he asked me to record this with him oh no that's classic batista style Oh, Jesus God. He's inhaling it right now. Damn. He's a professional and he didn't get injured, by the way.

Yeah, I'm glad he made that disclaimer. Yeah. He does look like a... Not injured, I'm professional, and I'm awesome. That's fine. Can you read that, Yami? Can you read the title? Yeah, yeah.

Getting spear onto light tubes. WWBetius style, Salomo version. There you go. Perfect. Guys, my eyes are... So this is what I noticed, and maybe you guys also agree, reading caps, like capital letters is way easier than like lowercase. Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah, they're bigger. Probably. Wait, scroll down. But not even if they were bigger, they're just more identifiable, because an L looks like a capital I to me. Like, eye test here. Can anybody read that top comment name? Don't say it.

I just want to see you can't. Jared? I can. Nope. Jake? Jake. No, it's Jake Oldman. Jake Oldman.

Yeah, I can't. All I see is 12-63 at the end. I can't see that either. Guys, shout out of fucking Jake Goldman. I have perfect eye vision. Shout out Jake. Thank you, Jake. I have negative 6.7 of both my eyes.

What does that mean? It means, I don't know, actually. It's bad. That's all that. So, if you just take off your contacts, what happens? You would all just be blurs. Like, you, even this close to me would be a blur. I'd have to get, like, that close to even see you.

What if I were, like, voices blur as well? That happens, too. I also become deaf when I take my. No, it's actually the opposite. It's like, you know how Daredevil has, like, he's blind and he's, like, heightened senses? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's me. I take on my contacts and I'm like...

You use like echolocation? I can do karate as well. Wait, is 2015 vision better than 2020? 2020's best. No, I have 2021. My glasses are this fucking thing. Wait, isn't 2040 something? No. I think my mom has 24-24 vision.

Yeah, look up the best vision. I barely know what 2020 means. All I know is past the third line of the eye test. I fuck up. What is the most perfect vision? Oh, some people have... You do have better. 2015 is better than 2020.

That's what I had when I was in like... So true because of COVID. Middle school, high school. Dude. And then being all lines is fucked us up. It's the blue light from the monitors. Yep, that's why I wear the blue light. 20-10 is the best, apparently.

Do you wear those? I wear them all the time. The goofy ass ones I should probably wear them. The silly ones that like don't do anything but they do. Dude, dude, I remember when I was a kid and the gunner optics first came out. One of my friends had them, I called him the biggest loser. He looked so stupid in them, but do you remember? that show, biggest loser?

Yes, I do. That was sweet. I liked it, but it was also kind of like... You don't know? Dance, fatties. Like, let's see a dance. But they lost weight and they won. They lost weight.

Sometimes, I don't know, there would always be a token character that, like, didn't want to lose... Like, I find it very hard to believe that someone literally stashed away sprinkled donuts, like cartoon-style sprinkled donuts. And they find the stash,

and they're like, dun-dun-dun! Yeah, right. I'm like, no person does that. It also seemed like they chose who was going to win from the beginning and gave that person more attention on purpose. Like with the recording, with the filming, with everything. Like, they planned it all to happen that way.

I used to watch wipeout. Wipeout was great. Wipeout was dope. That was my dad's favorite show. I think this was on TLC. No, maybe it was on a different. My favorite TLC show was Beyond Scared Strait. It's my favorite fucking show.

Wow. Those are fun to react to. The Amish show. Dude, Amish show is good to. You react to that on stream ever? Yeah, I've done a few. Beyond Scared Straight, the audience doesn't resonate with it like I do. I think that shit's hilarious.

It's so good. Like, there would just be these little badass kids and a fucking murderer will be like, I am going to kill you. And the kids laughing. And the kids fucking crying. And these kids are going here for, they're stealing, like, I don't know. Or like lying. One kid stole a bike.

Yeah, they're smoking weed. They're like, hold my pocket. You're my bitch now. He's like, ready to die today, little boy. I'm going to kill. you and he's like, I'm gonna suck my dick for breakfast. That's a real line. That's a real line.

Yeah, yeah, because the cuts, dude, the cuts in the show are so funny. It'll be like, I told my mom, fuck you to her face. And then it cuts, it's like, I'm gonna pull one in you. I'm gonna pull one in you when you in this cell. And he's like, oh. There was this kid. He was like being all badass in prison. He's like, whatever, dude.

And then they brought out like big daddy and he comes out. Oh my God. And he's got his thing open with his chest hair around. He's like, take this comb. Oh. kids like, okay, and he's like, comb my chest hair. You're my little bitch, man. You're my little bitch.

Have you seen put this coolade on your lips? Oh, yeah. Your orange mouth motherfucker? That's this guy. That's this same guy. But zoos and wham-wams. You're going to be some bitch. That's what you're going to be.

You see this cold? I'm going to treat you like a bitch. You're going to call my my fucking chest, sir. Whenever I tell you, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. And this old whole ass going to do it Thursday Fridays. He's giving him a schedule of Wednesday. Monday, Thursday, Friday is when I'm, What are you three?

Racism. Dude. Colum is a f*** chest. Coal is what the shit right now. Bitch, ass. You're doing it and it better not hurt me. You're a pussy. That's giving a shit.

Are you some emotionless? You're looking at him? Just, oh my God. They took that off the air because they were scared straight, I guess. Well, some... That was scared gay, actually. Dude, the gay...

Oh my God, there's a gay episode. they bring it's not called scared gay that would have been a nice episode name but one of the bad ass kids was gay so they brought him to like one of the gay prisoners and he was so nice he was giving him life advice and like the kid was receptive

that's it's the same guy from that clip that went viral was like I was waiting on you at the dough that's him that's the gay prisoner guy look at the loiter squad one told that video I remember that video I love loiter squad dude

It's been so long since I've seen Loiter Squad. Oh, no, we have ads. Google Brick. Yeah. Where's the ad walker, dude? Sorry, dude. Be on scared straight. Why don't we do?

I think we're like Loiter Squad in a way. They took it all there because it wasn't effective. Yeah. And that's it. Into that sentence. Well, there was another show. Hold on. I'm going to pause a quick.

There's another show that was like 15 or was it like 30 days in prison where they get people and they put him in prison for like a few days. They're like actually in the cells with the people. and I forget the whole We should do that for a video What they literally do that? Is that what you're talking about? They had undercover cops pretending to be prisoners

Kyson Natt went to prison, bro Oh, he did do that Let's do it for a video though Go to prison? Let's go to prison for like a day Let's go to a real prison And then let's assault somebody Yeah

Insult? Assault? No, I want to be like the king That would be my strategy dude If I ever went to jail for something I don't know something minor and I get in that, well, whoa, you know. Everybody holds.

Hold on. Everybody holds. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something not major. Like a traffic stop. Like a traffic stop. Like, running a speed stop. Let's see that on Twitter.

California stop or something. Handsafelah's over party. Like a misdemeanor, I didn't pay a ticket on time, yada, yada, yada. I'm in there for like a day. And I go in there, biggest motherfucker. Bob! As soon as you get in. crazy, you know?

And then I earn their respect. I heard that. I don't think that's how that works. This is what I heard. No, they'd be like that guy's crazy. If you have to go to prison, you want to be safe and you want everybody to take care of you and respect you and not hurt you during any prison brawes. Before you go to prison, that month that you have or whatever, whatever time you have, you have to learn how to cut hair. Because they're always going to be like, hey, man, don't mess up the barber.

We've got to take care of the barber. That's true. That's a crazy idea. I have more so an intimidation tactic. Like, they'll be like, oh, that's crazy. Dude, I'll, like, bring him cookies. You don't want to fuck with Crazy Tea? And I'm like, oh, it's looking like this.

That's a lot of effort all the time. Yeah, I have to put this character forever. I feel like, it'll backfire. Oh, he's so crazy. We gotta get like three of us. Dude, I wouldn't leave him. Yeah, they're like, kill this guy, Crazy T. I'm like, oh.

I suddenly, I got to use the bathroom. Crazy T, you're going through 3 a.m. You're going to strangle him to death. Crazy T, you got to put this officer in a headlock. I'm like, oh. I get out tomorrow. guys, I really, I just didn't pay a ticket. Here's our escape plan. Crazy T.

No, you know what I would actually do? You know what I would actually do? I would be like the most psychotic person there. Like, you know the box? I like, they just put you in like a little box and it's like, like, too fee. I'd be like, you got to put me in there. I fucking love it. I'd be like, no, don't take me out yet. I love this. The voices are telling. You just, you just do. I'd be weird. Ledger's joker. Yeah, and all the people like watching me like, like, damn, that's, this guy's crazy.

And it'd be like, what's your name, dude? And I'm like, King Cobra. And then I'd walk away. They've been in jail too long. They don't know about I would do that. Ginkgo brat. And I'd walk away. You just fully take Keith Ledger's Joker they've been in jail too long

and they haven't seen the dark night. You're like, my father. My father. They're like, holy shit, this guy is the real deal. Want to see a magic trick? Dude, these. Are we just looking at What the hell?

Worst prison ever? Why did you do? Worst prison ever? No. Because these scurbies. They're bad. The United States, they're bad, dude. Not always. Look up like Switzerland.

Look up like the most beautiful prison. No, you don't look up Switzerland because they're beautiful. You have to look up. Yeah, look. They give you time to reflect. Like an office? That looks like my apartment. I could stream there.

You let you get a fucking degree. Dude, that's like grunks dorm right now. Like what are you supposed to do? You sit down and get a piece of paper. I shouldn't have beheaded him. That was a really bad idea. And I'm sorry. Look at the second one.

Look at the second one. Yeah, by the way, this is the worst prison. This is horrific for them, by the way. This is the worst conditioning, like, prison. Dude, I heard when Lil Wayne went to jail, he was allowed to have two phones. Yeah. Are you for a little? One for the plug and one for the low.

If you're famous enough, they'll let you slide. A Sab Rocky, dude. Aesab Rocky got hooked up. What did he do? Wait, is that him right there? You just said... Yeah, see, I told you. He was in Swedish prison.

Yeah. Which is probably better than Switzerland. I would live in, like, Swedish jail. If you guys are going to commit crimes, go to Switzerland. Yeah. Or Sweden? What the fuck? Both of them.

I think Sweden has... Are they the same place? Go. Both of them. They're not the same. Jesus Christ. These are... Those are nice.

Yeah. That's a nice apartment. Oh, my... Did you a tour? That's beautiful. Hey, guys, welcome to myself. This is where I play 2K. I love this game.

Is this why our prisoners... I'm going to pursue my streaming content here, guys. I'm going to stream. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. And today, I went to prison. Surviving... Surviving 3,500 days in prison. Apparently, when you...

Have a car crash and lead the scene. It's called a hidden run. Russia. I'm here in Switzerland. I'm Mr. Bees. Who's that guy? That guy's huge. This might be why our prisoners can't, like, conform back to society because we just

put them in a stone block. Yeah, because they're like, you sit in this out house. Well, that's real. But, like, look at these guys. They're probably finally come out like normal because, like, nothing really changed. They're like, you know what? These guys really care about me. Time for me to just start a new leaf.

Yeah, you reform. I feel bad now. I feel bad. Yeah, like, we need to change our prisons, dude. Let's run for. office people. I think we should be presidents. Are these prisons in Norway that we're looking at here?

Are those, like, for people that have done, like, the worst of the worst? I feel like they would get something else. I don't think. It's like traffic bomb. I feel like this is, like, white-collar crime. Yeah, if you're, like, a horrible person, there's no way. I feel like not a lot of horrible crime happens there. Well, maybe it does.

They have less horrible crime. Probably not as many murders. Okay. The worst one is just the most beautiful one? Oh, God. I mean, what is that? I got a piss, like, a red horse. Oh, that's turkey.

I peed so many times before this. I wouldn't pee on the pod. That's all right. I got a tiny blood. I got a little pee on the pod. Yeah, these prisons are not that bad. They're not that bad. Dude, I might have to pee.

I'm not going to lie. I might have to pee as well. I'll be real. Don't have fun peeing. Let's hold it until he comes back. Then we could like talk about Maine being awesome. I have to pee, but I'm going to be like the person to say I don't have to pee. You're going to anchor it?

Can you pass me the bowl? Yeah. Oh, the Minion Bob bowl? I got you. You want me to. I got it. Can you watch a lawyer squad really quick for a second? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Let's go. The what squad? Loiter Squad? Oh, yeah. It was on like Cartoon Network at night

and I was like... What's it really? It turned into adult swim. Yeah, it would turn into adult swim. Yeah, it would turn into adult swim. It would start with like mad. Remember mad comics? Oh my God.

Yeah. That was a good show. Wait, what was their start? What was Loder Squad's start? How did they even get on Cartoon network? That's insane. They just, they just pitched like Tyler.

Yeah. They were YouTube. Was Tyler the creator already big? Yeah, but yeah. He was big. He was big. He was big. He was big for?

Yeah. Oh, his music was big first? Yeah. It was yonkers. That was wild. You know that his first album, like his first mixtape was published by Kanye. What? It was tweeted by Kanye, yeah.

Whoa, really? I'm pretty sure. The bastards? Yeah, yeah, Bastards. Really? If you get tweeted by Kanye or anything from Kanye, you're actually plugged in forever. Was this before 2014? This was, um...

I mean, that would have been 2011, 2012. That is insane. When Bastard came out. I did see a recent Tyler, uh, interview. Well, the interview's not so recent, but I recently saw it where he was talking about how he stopped everything for like two years so that people would take his music seriously. He like stopped being funny. Stop doing like public like Loiter Squad style content so that people would take him seriously as a musician. No, that's true. He, he, um, he made. That's what I need to do. Drop. Time to get serious as an artist. Time to get serious as an artist. I need to quit messing around, dude. I'm sick of being funny. I got to quit messing around. It's time to start rapping. I'm sick of being taken as a joke, dude. I had a roommate and constantly. who thought he was going to get big rapping. It was my random freshman roommate who was also like a drug dealer.

And he, uh, well... His name's Ken Carson. And he's, and now, yeah, Ken Carson. And he grew up to be logic.

Oh my goodness. But he would, he would like, dude, he'd just turn on beats all the time. It's got to be annoying. Like, he would get high and he'd be like,

guys, let's fucking freestyle. No, dude. That would be, like me, if I wasn't a YouTuber and I lived with all of you guys. Let's just start.

He'd come in the living room and he'd be listening to like J. Cole type beat. And he'd be like rapping. Kendrick Lamar type beats. Yeah, he would be the worst. And he would bring like girls back after dates and he'd be like, don't tell me. Let's turn on that Jay Cole time. For real, he'd freestyle in front of him.

I stack the bread tell I'm dead and I eat it up like I'm bread sandwich. And he's like, huh? Ladies. Bread sandwich. So girl, get on your knees and give me head. Girl, get on your knees and give me head. What do you think about that bar? I'm making money and I stack the bread.

He's just like really saying a lot of sexual stuff. And then you take your clothes off. And then I get naked with you. And then I take my clothes off. And then we're naked together. And then we're having sex. And then he doesn't even rhyme at all. You like that.

And now you're wet. And now you're wet. Now you're wet. Now you like that. And then you probably become a bunch. All right. So did you enjoy that freestyle? Just something I've been working on.

She's like, I really have to go. And then you stay the night at my dorm room. And then you don't leave. And we stay at light. And we cuddle. Please, I swear, I won't wrap anymore. And then maybe I'll make your pancakes in the morning. And then we can keep talking and maybe date.

And it would be fun. It would be fun. Were they actually like into it or not? No. They'd be like, all right, well, I'm busy now. I've got to get out of here forever. Some of them would stay and I'd be like, what kind of life are you living to be like, this is the best option? Are you that bored?

Yeah. You're the best option as freestyle guy. Did none of you guys ever freestyle growing up? We would write out. I do it in the car alone though. That's what I was going to say. My friend's older brother used to drive us to like basketball practice. He would just throw on beats and we'd all just wrap. We'd take turns.

Yeah, absolutely. Me and my friend Jordan, we used to play, no. We'd have watched a saw movie. Me and my friend Marshall Mathers. Me and my friend. Me and my friend, Hendrick Lamar. I think I told you guys about this, but we would watch a saw movie and then we'd wrap about being in the trap.

Dude, what? Yeah, we'll rap about like how to escape the trap. Horror rap. That's like a new genre. Horror rap. It'll be like, I'm in a room. Strategic escapeism rap. I cut off my finger to say my own life.

Wait, wait, that's real. That's actually real now. Who's actually doing that right now? He's like popping the fuck off. He's like rapping. It's like saw wrap. Not saw rap, but like, hold on. What, escape rap?

Sleep rap First you're gonna want to take the key And then you put it into the I'm stuck on the shirt I gotta get a foul I gotta break these bars up And I gotta leave Yeah

First when they found me I was full of rage 10 minutes left Gotta get out of this cage Ah Mother fucking cut my leg off To get out of the trap And they gotta weigh my leg

And got to weigh my arm Because if it doesn't hit the weight I'm dead tomorrow And then as it turns out the guy takes the mask off and it's really the saw guy. It's a saw guy. He's on a bicycle, bro. Dude, if I'm in the car alone, I'm just turning on a beat and I'm like, fuck yeah.

Saw type beat. I'm like, hell yeah. Who's trying to hit this? Ski Mast's Slump God XX type beat? Yeah, do that one. Yeah, the second one. The group chat, cipher. Turn it up? Yeah. I don't know if I guess. Turn me helping my headphones. Hold on. Let me take a hit before I go in.

All right. Tams got it. He's talking the mini bowl. Skimass X Get me out of the cage Get me out of the cage Get me out of the cage Get me out of the cage Right that motherfucking page Paype make me all this page

I'm in Now I'm on a stage Is it how gonna drop? I'm waiting for this I'm in the motherfucking song trap Yeah I whip the yams in the trap Yeah

I got a gat nico Bap Bap Bap Bail Bail Bough Bish you look real bad. Yeah. I'm in a trap. I'm real sad.

Sad way. I'm in a motherfucking trap. Trap. Bad bitches on my left. Okay. Woo. Yeah. Woo.

Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He got bull's eyes on his cheeks. Yeah. I took a bitch home and I sked it.

My cheeks. Yeah. His rhyming words with the same words. Yeah. Oh, there's the drop. It only took, you know, a minute. A minute. I'm real crazy.

I'm on it off and I said, fuck it. I'm a crazy motherfucker. I'm escaping and I'm going to kill that fucking joker. I'm going to kill that clown bitch sucker, fucker. Halloween type beat. Oh my God. I thought my killer was real tall. And he came out he was Jigsaw.

And it came out. He was on a tricycle and he was tiny. And I was like, what? I was like, what? I'm not scared anymore. Oh, there we go. I was looking for this. Okay.

This is very niche. Oh, lyrics in the comics. Comments, dude. I've ran it up. Check the stats. You'd be taking numbers. Like I won't put a bag on top of your head. Dislike.

I said, fuck it. Run the numbers up. Fuck the summer up. Big body. I'm a swerving the bands. What is he rapping? Y'all just play. Rupertenth.

When I touched my first M. Dislike the guy. I think he is insane. He said, dude, you want to play a game. And then reply and you like this is ass. This guy does not have a lot of self-confidence, bro. 2030 when I, touch my first M.

That's so long way to go. He's like, all right, I got, I got six years left. He's got a 10 year plan. He's putting all of his money in a Roth IRA right now. 2030 when I touch my first M. He's planning seven years, six years from now. That's crazy. He has a crazy future.

Dude, his name's G money. Listen, I love the vibes we're on right now, but I really got a P. So should we wrap it up? Yeah, I do have to catch a flight. Yes, he's got to leave in 10 minutes. Oh, my fuck. It's 214. Baby Kia.

Yeah. Oh, oh. It's all wrap. It's like the satanic, scary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's, can you look it up real fast? I know we want to end this. Last thing, and then we'll plug it in.

Yeah, last thing. Well, do it right now. Go by lien. Baby Kia. I just hate to look like I was in my phone the entire time. There we go. But like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that one right there. Oh, I saw this guy.

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I know this I pause it I've seen that on TikTok Yeah I've seen that guy It looks crazy Yeah people are like How do people listen to this

I saw that First you gotta time up And then you're killing Time up and eat him I'm gonna drink his fucking blood And I'm gonna sip on his toe I don't know They're calling it like Crashout

Beat like Crashout Beat like Crashout Yeah I've seen that Two weeks ago The kids are calling it Crashout Rap Look at that two weeks ago Crashout rap

Is taking over the nation Baby Kia. He's a Kia boy. 64 on top music. This guy's going crazy. He's pretty bitch and popular, dude. This dude isn't Avengers Level Threat. Take this outro-us-out. Yep. Boom.

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