The Group Chat - #98 - GRUNK'S IN THE WALL

Episode Date: March 22, 2024

The Grunk on the wall is being well fed and taken care of. Thanks for asking. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

Bello everyone welcome back to the Broop Jack Godgast I'm grunk I'm on the wall. I don't know where I am yet actually I think I'm on the wall though So I'm like pointing under right now right dude I don't even know I haven't figured that shit out Okay, I'll figure it out Somewhere editor put grunk right here wait what episode is this guy 98? 98 or three or or three I say 90 well wait no we're season two episode three Episode 3? No.

Episode 3? Season 2, episode 3. Season 2, episode 98. Or episode 3, sponsored by group, code group, 10% off with gamers 6. Yes. Listen, guys, I know we say it all the time, but we really need to sell out. We only have 100 units left that we need to sell out. And for some reason, no one's buying them.

Our stock went up. Our stock went up. We went from 98 to 100. So we have a group chat with the people at the warehouse. that, you know, send out the lean stuff. They just send us videos of them, like, fucking around with it, you know, doing tricks, you know, putting in their water and all that stuff. They don't, there's no movement. Thank you guys very much for moving one last week.

Thank you for the motion. Shout out Shay, Shay Tubman. She said. Shout out shitty, shitty guy. shitty guy 12 for buying one lean tub last week. We saw you. We see you. You're awesome.

I want to mention one thing. We see you. the last episode, the camera that was pointing at Yummy, had to be panned in because, okay, listen, I was, okay, I was editing that bitch. I was like, oh, this is funny as hell, you know,

whatever. I'm 30 minutes in, like, 38 minutes in. And I'm like, sitting there, I'm like, oh, man, this is funny. I'm so happy that. Yeah, he told me, he was like, he rallied gift and looked down at Yummy. Yeah, and then, like, it's just his

fucking big ball. fucking man one and guy two were just sitting there they weren't like out but you could see he's wearing pants now there's a reason why y'all never wearing shorts on the podcast ever again because like dude you could see like up my asshole and like behind my nuts it was not it was kind of fucking awesome view it was a crazy view it was awesome

um so we don't have we don't have an intro anything yet um that's that's that's that's that's that's being a worry so Right now, I think our best course of action for a play. So there is a good old riffraff freestyle. And the only people who know about this, I think, are me and Larry. Isaac doesn't know. I might have seen it. I don't remember anything.

We freestyle to sniff it before the podcast. But like, I swear to God, I've sent something in the group chat because there's one line in here. I don't remember what he says, but it is so funny. I'll know it when I hear it. All right. Let it rock. Let me show you guys greatness. Take your fat ass to sleep.

Turn that shit out. Candy coat of Grim Reaper G. I put you to sleep. I put you six feet deep. When it's in the grind. I blazed pine. I let my top down. I could have played for Washington Redskin.

Six points for a touchdown. I might give you a six point diamond. This is a carry. This is a parent. I got more knowledge than both your parents combined. I graduated. Yeah. Didn't go to high school in 9-9.

Everything was fine. I banged jane wine. No homo. I'm talking about it back in my trunk. That's CD deck. Yeah. The players one check. Eight checks mix.

Mix. Hey, one get in the mix. I bought a fresh set of kicks. I played for the Phoenix Suns. I graduated in 1991. Damn, that motherfucker older than the motherfucking moon plus the sun. He got older than the damn solar system.

I come through my pipe trunk on your sister. I eat fried gristled and bacon with eggs and toast. And by all that. Damn, that motherfucker right there, he ball the most. He bought coast to coast. He ball across seven seas. You're talking about, I'm in the game.

Motherfuck, you're on your damn knees. Do you gay? I pull up sitting side. Sideways with sway. We had a Chinese buffet. Eating on a Monday, it's a Tuesday. Make it feel like this damn Ruby Tuesday. But it don't even matter anyway.

I come through with diamonds and sapphire across my chest and figured I was Ken to Cambridge Jr. I come through. I played the downside of Oklahoma soon. I could have played for tailback. Halfback or hatchback. I'm in a photo hatchback. Damn, motherfucker. Could have played for the Dallas Mavericks, but they found cracking my jacket.

This motherfucker damn Mark Cuban said, man, you're going to have to box. on these players because they're going to take that's enough riffraff. That's enough riffraff, dude. I think he was eating Chinese buffet on Monday. It's a Tuesday. That's the one that made me laugh to heart. It's a Tuesday. It's a Tuesday.

It's a Ruby Tuesday. He said he graduated in 91 and 99. I know, he had two years. He also said he could have played at like five different professional sports seats. The mammaries. They found the crack in his jacket. They found weed in the sock. Oh, my God.

Oh, all right. Classic intro, awesome intro. Oh. That was a good intro. Awesome intro. We might end it off on a freestyle, but that's way later down in the episode. So this is the setup now.

Okay, this is like grunk in the rotation. I don't know where he's going to be. Maybe he's up here. Maybe he's right on the screen. Maybe I'm like. Maybe I'm right there, you know? Can we do every single week we'll have like a different way to put grunk on the screen? Do you hate me?

No, no. Just imagine. No, do you hate me? Dude, dude, just run a DVD. No, do you just hate me? Imagine the DVD thing? No, Isaac does. Oh, the CD thing.

Every time we do a PO box, editor, Peel box address, I do that because I'm jealous of people that can motion track. I can't motion track on Vegas. I can't do it. I just can't.

So you admit it to doing it. So I don't like that. He did it because he's jealous. Yeah, so now you're envious and you're evil. Yeah. You're doing a sin. Watch this.

Larry. Yeah, what's up? Put him on my head. I'm going to make you look stupid. He ain't doing that little, bro. You know what? All right.

Ladies and gentlemen, Isaac's face. There you go. You know, it's an early Christmas gift. We didn't get to address where Tanner is. Oh, yeah. Okay. He died.

He's right. Fucking here. All right. You know what? Normally, normally we say, oh, someone got into an accident or what?

He's asleep. I'm just going to say it. I'm saying it's pretty late. He went to bed pretty late. You know, he's one of our top shooters, but unfortunately, he,

you know, there's a balance to everyone and his balance is that he just, you know, if he's knocked out pretty late, then he'll probably have to stay knocked out. Pretty late.

Pretty late. Pretty late. pretty late. Yeah. So I talked to Tanner and I transferred the Pharaoh's curse of sleep apnea to him. Is that what the word? Sleep apnea. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, in your sleep.

Isaac's here. What? He's here. He's here. Welcome, dude. I'm back. I got grounded for yelling on the podcast because I was mad about a fridge. So I had handsome fellow took my place for a moment.

He slept to the last podcast. People are going to believe that. No. No, they are. They're going to think I actually got benched for yelling at the podcast. Isaac. They're like tearing you up. You're out for the next podcast.

I don't even, wait, what was, what was the main argument? It was about the fridge and how it was dirty and how I'm an asshole. I forget. Just don't even bring it out. I don't even want to talk about it. Yeah, I don't know what happened. I just saw the comments. It feels like, have you ever seen those videos of like the guy who is like that time I went to

Kaistenets, the A&P house and like we were all having fun, but he's not there. It's just like a, like a picture or a video. Oh, yeah. And placed in. That's what I feel like right now. What am I great screen you put in this little plushy? Oh my god. You could, you could if I'll move my leg.

I can make my background like a solid color. We have the funniest setup that you guys can't see because we have drunk edited in because we're recording him on OBS. But dude, he's on a TV with like a Logitex C920 on his head. I'm gonna take a photo real quick. On his head. On his head. Dude, it's so funny looking at him over there. I just like seeing him. I'm not gonna lie.

It's be happy. Yeah, we couldn't get a room, but I'm just, sorry guys. Oh, he's happy. Look at that. Dude, I'll be real, though. I'm like, really, I'm like super self-aware of this podcast of how I'm moving

because the top comment on the last one was yummy. Oh my God. Yummy moving his foot crazy style. I swear to God, everybody has a problem with everything. Dude, that one was the worst. I was literally doing this to the couch.

I was just fingering it. And then I switched fingers. And then I think I did two. You're a horny. Dude, you're horny. You're a horny. But it feels really good. Like, you should try it.

I was doing it. playing with my little AirPods in this thing. It's like really fun. And I like to finger it. But I also learned that I'm like a sensory kind of like freak, like weird. Yeah, you're like... Oh, dude, you guys need one of these, bro. I was it doing that? No, but you were messing your hair.

Oh, look at that. You need one of these. No, but I am a sensory guy. I always have been. Larry, okay, oh, I don't even want to think about it. Larry yesterday showed me the grossest scrub daddy I've ever seen my entire life. It looks like he got bombed. Like, he was like green. It looked up. And like, there's chunks taken out of him.

But just like thinking about the texture of that makes like it gives me goose Well not not ours right yes all right hours yes yes we get to throw it away Dude it looked like he had like like a scrub body you think I beheaded like all the blood was in his face I'll be real I used the hell out of that scrubbed day Yeah yeah the hell yeah the hell of it was well-worded five bucks Five bucks right it popped up on my Twitter again today because it's the greatest deal in Shark Tank history Oh I thought you're talking about like I thought you know what the deal It was 100K for 30% of the company.

Did they accept it? Yes. Well, I think so. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And they did that last week. And then they did like 140 million in sales in like a year. So like a part of the whole shark tank thing is like the shark tank is that they get like promotion anyway.

You know? So like let's say they get turned down or don't don't accept. They still get. If it's interesting enough to be in the show. There's stupid products a lot of the time. What's the dumbest one you've seen from recent? Why don't we check it out on our YouTube? Yeah, hang on.

This is like live. Dude, this is like a real podcast now. Jamie, pull that thing up, dude. Jamie pulled the dumbest... Jamie, Jayme... Jamie pulled the pyramids. Can we buy the dumbest shark tank products for a group video? All right, guys, leave a like and subscribe and comment.

Like, half of them aren't even for sale anymore. If we get 20K, we'll do this. Um... Jesus, these videos are long. Um... Is there like a shorts? Just like, we can just look at one. What does it say?

That's gonna be all Mark Cuban. God damn it, Mark Who's your least favorite shart? Dude, cold ones literally did it We tried the dumbest shark tank products And there's a scrub daddy And they got to it a year ago, dude We are behind

Dude, dude, scroll back down Whoever this guy is, the O'Reilly or whatever this guy is, the O'Reilly or whatever this? Mr. Wonderful. Dude, I have an awesome idea. I went over everyone's head by mom I hear you over there What?

None. Okay, I'm gonna get an astronaut Like a space astronaut suit for bento And it'll just chill right here with me That'd be really cute, would that be? Yeah. That'd be so funny. His eyes would be even more like...

And then... His eyes be like... Dude, it's 20 bucks. I had paying for that. 20 bucks? I would do that. That's like a bonding thing. Look, he looks pissed.

He looks so mad. Dude, I'm pretty sure these are like so heavily drop-shipped. Is this the real website? Can we see... Yeah, what is cat interactive hair removal massage come? I knew it. It's drop shit, bro. That shit on T-Mu.

That shit on Ili-Bobba. Hey, can we all try to, like, best angry cat sound wins like $100. Do what, did you guys see? You know, Mr. Is his name Mr. Wonderful? Big bald guy from Shart. Yeah, Mr. Wonderful. Mr. Wonderful. He said that he was going to offer to buy certain percent of TikTok, move everything

to the U.S., and keep it up. Yeah, that's like the worst idea in the world. I mean, yeah, that's like what's going to happen, I think. Can TikTok please just stay out of the United States with his hands? Dude, I'll start, Greg. What, he's so happy over there? Chains his background. I didn't even see it.

That's a good one. I like that one. That's sweet. Are you able to look up Mr. Wonderful TikTok? Oh yeah. Mr. Wonderful. Can we do like Mr. Wonderful's sexy moments?

So what's the next? Mr. Look how wonderful. Where's his background? Where does he live? He looks like the embodiment of greed. Does that make sense? Yeah.

No, I absolutely agree with you. And that's why I hate him. No. There's one that's worse. I can do you one worse. If you want to go down the rabbit hole real fast, quickly, just pause for a second. Pause this video.

I'm sorry. Google the church owner that purchased a jet. Oh, that's the, uh, that guy's bad. His name is a pastor. Yeah. Look at, look at, look at, click on images, click on images. And look at this guy's creepy fucking eyes. Yeah.

Look at the left side. Bro. Yeah. He is evil. Did you hear what he said? He said something like, I can't be caught with the demons in that aluminum tube or something. Yeah. He's talking about flying with like normal people.

Inside edition came out of sideways. Dude. He said. in the aluminum team. He said that, I think it was, was it, I don't know who he bought

the, the plane from. It was another, just another guy over there. He was like, he gave me, he gave me such a good deal. I couldn't buy it.

I couldn't, I couldn't deny it. Dude, I could have thought of like a million different better defenses than what he came up with on the spot. Well,

his argument is that he can now go take his private jet places to preach faster. Right. More efficient. Right. Yeah. He's kind of a genius.

No, that wasn't even his defense. His defense was, it was so cheap. It was such a cheap. This is his only defense? Like, his actual? He did say that it was such a good deal that he couldn't turn it down.

I mean, I guess so. Like, I don't know what a good deal is, but. Yeah, this guy is what we call. He looks so evil, dude. This guy is what we call the wolf. People like him and Joel Olstein, dude. I can't stay. Joel Osteen's fine.

No. Wasn't there like, wasn't there an issue with Joel Osteen where he like, there was a giant flood and he like rejected people from like, you know, coming. He was blocking people. He was, he was a big issue. There's a storm and he rejected people. from coming to the church. Look it up.

Imagine the podcast of the Bible Times. Jamie, look up Joel Olstein, rejecting people. Did you guys see what Noah did? So Noah brought two of every kind, including humans and his own family. Look at a moron. Look at rejecting people.

That's never going to happen, dude. Noah's preparing for nothing right now. What a loser. And go to image all and then scroll down. Dude, I hope I don't look stupid saying this, but I remember hearing something about it. Not opening Lakewood Church for, it's up there.

It's up there. It's up there. It's not opening. scroll down right there. Lakewood Church. Not defending. not opening liquid church to probably people that needed it. Yeah, to Houston.

To Harvey. Yeah, he didn't open it. Yeah, that's what I remember hearing. He just left it close and people were trying to go in. Oh, my F. Did that scroll back up for a minute? Did that say 16,000 capacity a little bit more. 16,000 capacity church.

What? What kind of church is that? That's one of the mega church. Yeah, they're called mega church. Mega church. How long are those pews? I don't think those should exist. They're like stadium.

They're actual stadiums. Those are the ones where they're like, I bless you! And then they touch your corner. They fall like bowling pins. I love those videos so much, dude. Have you seen the one where the pastor flies in on like the tightrope? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's like a harnessing up. It's like a zip line is coming in. Oh my God. There is it. That's him. Oh. What is the second? Yeah, there it is.

Wait, wait, wait. No, it's the second one. There it is. Yeah, we're fine with likes. What about theater mode? I can't believe he's getting like the pastor of hand signals down mid-air over his congregation I'm ready. That's swimming all.

I'm ready. How is he going to get down? It's like SpongeBob and the crush he grabs when he had the cape on. What if it's, what are he on his only way? Oh, that's a lot. All right. I have a question. How do you even propose this idea and someone says, yeah.

Oh, dude. Okay, imagine. Imagine while we're preaching, I come in on two. Tight zip lines. Yeah, and I spin really slowly. Yeah, I know that conversation goes like, nothing's impossible. If there's a will, there's a way. If Jesus could, Jesus will.

Now, how many people do you think will lose faith if he just fell and then, like, hit his spine on one of the chairs? And, like, oh. Like, you know, they think there's a devil. a demon entered. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's,

that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, it was, God, God did not like it.

Can I talk about a demon that entered? What? Yeah. Did you poop? Did you poo? So,

when I visited you guys and we did that PO box and Isaac got that clown sent to him, right? Right. No way.

Oh, I, I took the clown home with me. Sorry. And, sorry. And, sorry, everyone.

What? No, I just want to apologize. We haven't gotten that video. I don't know. Oh yeah That's fine

But you'll see You'll meet him But um Literally He was sitting on my shelf That the camera is on right now And we have this thing on the ceiling Hang on I'm gonna try to show you

Smoke detective Um Okay Sprinkler Do you see That thing The like cream color thing Yeah that orange thing

What is that on your ceiling? Um So that's just like A little Rubb Big piece of gum It's just a big It's like a squishy.

It's a squishy toy that's kind of sticky. And we threw it up on the ceiling. Like literally in, um, we have one up right now. Yeah, we have one. Yeah.

We threw it up in the ceiling in like November and it stayed there for months and months and months. And then I bring back the clown, right? Uh-huh. And it falls. Like, oh. Just like literally the day of that the clown is here.

And, and that's like, that's like strike number one. Like, okay, that's weird. Something is off. Um, and,

And then, same night that that happened, I had the scariest nightmare I have ever had in my life. Oh my life. Okay, yeah. Keep talking. It was, it was truly, like, I was screaming in real life. Camden had to wake me up. I was screaming. What?

Yeah. Like, I've never experienced something so scary in my entire life. And, um, what was the dream about? It was literally, okay, so it started out normal. Like, we were in this auditorium. It was lit. And then we go, me and Camden go out. side to just chill on a beach and it's nighttime and I'm looking out into the ocean

then it's like a warm summer night and then all of a sudden I feel this cold gust of wind like like wash over me like it really was so cold and like I mean I see remix I saw slicing remix I was like uh oh hey hey hey what about the what about the um mm-hmm um too okay wait on warm summer night Yeah, so the cold gust of wind It wasn't even like a gust of wind It felt like more of an aura, a presence, you know? Oh my God

It literally was so strong that in the dream It like took my breath away Like and I couldn't like And me and Camden were like, okay we need to get out of here And I stood up and I couldn't walk Like I couldn't walk straight Oh dude those suck dude And then we continue walking down the beach

And we passed the door to the auditorium That we were just in And then I get hit with another Of those cold things And I look to my left And I see this like figure this like scrawny figure that's wearing no clothes but it's humanoid and it's like Larry just naked it doesn't make any sound and then it just like

approaches me like no noise I don't see it moving at all it just somehow approaches me and we like lock hands and I fall to the ground with it like on top of me I'm like screaming I'm screaming and then the Canon has to wake me up and that's the dominant he had to wake you up you were screaming? Yes, I was screaming in real life. Okay, all right. Well, we got to tell them how to nullify the curse because we have...

I got rid of it. We have a nullify. You got rid of it? What did you do with it? I gave it to my partner that deals with all those things. Oh. Okay, so you have like a... Wait, you have a spooky-duty toy dealer.

Okay, got it. Hey, if the clown guy is real, we have a yellow thing up on the ceiling, make ours fall right now. Don't do that. Last time Tanner did that, he was like, if there's a demon, if there's a demon, demon here like an idiot all of our lights all of our lights started like going we've got in that dude we played a Ouija board yeah well that was by which by has which freaks me out yeah why does a toy company has that is that is true it's not gonna fall anything uh before that I did not believe in like any

demonic presence or ghosts or anything but that that like actually chilled me to my core because I have not had a nightmare in probably over 15 years damn I haven't had a nightmare in a long time dude I'm scared okay those two things to happen in such close proximity what do you think I think would have happened if you, like, took a tab of acid and then had that thing around. Why would you... Probably a really evil spiritual awakening. Dude, I, uh...

My dream last night was insane, drunk. I was, I was dreaming that I was sleeping on two pillows, and when I woke up, I was sleeping on one. It was horrible. That's actually real. I was like, fuck. But it was like a half nightmare because I was like, I was like, asleep and I was like, I'm going to wake up and I'm going to have the worst neck pain of my entire life because I know I can't sleep on two pillows.

And then I woke up and I was like, oh, I'm on one. I'm chilling. That is pretty spitz-gay shit, dude. I dream about things that stressed me out. Like, one time my car wasn't going into first gear very well in the fit, and I was just struggling with it the whole time. And I dreamed that my transmission broke. And I woke up and I was like, oh, I got to go get it fixed, man.

My life sucks. And then I went to go get food. And then, like, it was like three hours later. I remembered my dream when it went into first. I was like, oh, shit, I'm fine. What the hell? I have so weird-ass dreams, Lou. Like, I don't even know what they mean or what the purpose is, but I have those dreams where I was in a, uh, I was in a dark, like, uh, it was like a dark room.

And I was walking in this like endless hallway. And I just kept running and like, I had this like source of light coming out of like my body. I don't know how to explain it, but basically like there was a circle around me that would be lit up and then the rest would be all black. And so I just kept running forward. And then my, my point of view changed from me, like my eyes. So like someone looking at me. me from afar, but I could see that. And then I'm like switching back and forward, like trying to figure out where this person's

at and they get further and further away. And then I woke up and I was like, what? Have you guys ever had a-what, me? No, I'm saying, no, me. I'm just thinking, like, when that happened. Have you guys ever had a lucid dream, anybody? Yeah. Dude, those things are fucked up.

Mine was like, you know that, what's that one movie? I know Larry will know. With that lighting in the desert where it's like super saturated and there's like no shadows. Dune. It's like very blue, very desert, very orange, and it's like a nuclear, like 1950s. Dune too. Like aliens come. It's got that funny alien scene.

Dune. I think Scarlett Johansson might be in it. You ever see Mars attacks? No, what the hell is that? Dude, look up. It's by that one director you like. You're like, oh yeah, he makes movies like this. Anyways.

Oh, are you talking about Asteroid City? Yeah. Oh, Wes Anderson. Yeah, Astroids City. So my dream kind of had lighting like that, but more pastel and like more muted. Oh, that looks really fun to watch. It was an elucid dream, and I was, like, kind of like a drone. I, like, flew out of, like, this building, and nothing was, like, really textured.

It was almost unrendered, like, a video game, like, something in the distance. And I was, like, following a car drifting around a city, but I was also controlling the car. What, though? And it was, like, kind of abandoned. But I would, like, tell it where to go. Like, go right, go left, turn there. It was kind of cool. Can you look up Mars attacks?

Mars attacks. So I used to be really scared of this movie. What is that? Okay, what the wrong? Oh, I've seen this. If you guys were looking for a really funny movie, this is the type of movie. Dude, not to spoil it, but I'm going to spoil it real quick.

The only way to get- Anybody cares about spoilers of Mars attack. The only way to get rid of them is to play music. Their brains explode. Dude, it is such a funny. I used to be so scared of this film. Look, look at the left side. The woman, her body was replaced with this.

Oh, my God. That's horrible. I don't want to get this. This is cool. I love these kinds of movies. It is kind of cool. I think I've already told you guys, but do my favorite move of all time. Killer clowns from outer space, baby.

What is that? These guys. Look at these fucking freaks. This is an old, old-ass movie about these clowns that came from outer space. No way. And they start killing everyone. And they turn them into like, they turn them into like, are they turn them into like, all these things.

They're gross. What do you say, Isaac? Nothing. Space Jam. True, bro. If there's another space jam, I'm calling it right now. You're one with Steph Curry. No, it's going to be with Anthony Edwards.

Two? There's going to be a space jam with Anthony Edwards in, let's see, what years at 2024? I'm going to say 2037. What the, 22. That's like forever. Wait, didn't they make one with LeBron? Yeah, that was the most recent one.

Yeah. Did you watch it? No, actually. I feel like it's balls, dude. A new legacy. 20, Oh my god 2021

Anthony Edwards 2037 space jam Yeah, we had 24 And he went Benyama Where webinyama Wemba

No Wimbani Yama No Wimbianama is gonna play on the monstars If he's in the movie He's not gonna be Like the normal person Because he is already A monstar in real life

A what? That's the monsters Who have like the 90 foot arms And they're dunking in the shit In the movie What are they called? Monstars

Monstars Yeah Yeah Holda, hold on guys the cartoons yeah that's women yama this is like the phantom troop right here dude these guys look up like like monsters long dunk all right space jam long long don't yeah oh okay all right jesus wow we look at that picture is a p ovi oh is one like inappropriate yeah oh it's oh it's devian art i mean ars probably

He's probably naked. I say click it. I don't. All right, let's see our reaction. View image. Yeah. Oh, that's not that bad. Is it normal?

What is that? Oh, I see it. Yeah, no. I can't even tell what that is. He's just dunking, dude. I don't know why that's NSW. Just in case. I don't know if somebody gets scared.

Can you look up a Breaking Bad feet guy? Who's that guy who put his feet up, like, real old big? That wasn't breaking bad? Who was it? That was from... That was from... You're talking about Tarantino? No, no, no.

That was from Breaking Bad. Stranger things. Ew. I don't know. Stranger things, man feet. Are we looking at them? Jamie. Oh, Larry, that's what you look like right now.

I'll know if you know. No, dude, I want to mention something real quick, too. Dude, I was getting, I was getting flamed last episode. No, dude, I had socks on, but I had a hole in my socks. I have holes in your socks and Tanner has holes in his underwear. Okay, you got to blur that. Wait, what?

What is that? Purple leg fucker. Ew, yeah. That's... Ew. Oh, it's fake. It's a Dimmogorgon or something.

Typogon. What is not good. Demiguan? Okay. We're getting to a bad place. Oh, I saw something horrible. I saw something we see anymore. Yeah.

Oh, doppy. Aw. Can you look up worship music? Oh, no. I'll do that. I was like a thing. No. Don't bother.

Dude, could you imagine going here? What's your guys's favorite water to drink? Sorry to cut you off. I love your. I like your interjections like that. You know what I tried recently? Just feel.

just feel like we got to move somewhere else. Because, I mean, we're looking at fees. Is that good? What did I say? Is it good? Where did you get that shit at your college campus? I hate you. I told you I wanted to try the Gatorade water.

Grunk goes to IMG. Grunk goes to IMG. Grunk, what sport do you play? I play soccer and tennis and football. How do you like the Gatorade water? D1 for every one of them. It's good. It's like.

Smart water. Yeah. It does kind of feel like the electrolytes. My friend said that it tastes like watered down, like really, really watered down flavored shit. Okay. Really? Like watered down propel? There's no flavor, but it's like, it's like a placebo type of situation. I know what? Propel. You don't know about propel? It's propel. It's propel. It's propel. Okay, Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Is it data or data? Data. Data. I'm gonna steal data. I'm gonna stay SAT or SATA. I'm gonna switch up. I've never said SAT. You never heard of

SATA cable? I know SATa cables. Seda. Yeah. It just goes. Sega. Got your answer. Sayga.

Anyways, my favorite water, I F with Evian. I F with Icelandic. I usually just go with smart water. But my everyday water. Tapp. You do tap. Filter tap. Yeah.

Can I tell you what? I want to buy a Brita filter. I want to buy one. No, no, no. Burkey. I want to buy a Berkey filter. Why? What's the difference?

Burkey. Burkey holds like 30 gallons of water. Can we do one of those fake TikTok things where it's like, you know, know how they staged their podcast. I was going to ask that. Can we do like a stage podcast? Can we pretend to do that real quick? Be like, I want to buy a burkey filter.

Wait, there's this new water filter. It holds 13 gallons. Have you guys heard of it? No, what is it? It's a burkey, Burkey water filter. Berkey water. And they sold this many units in the first quarter of 2024.

No one. If you invest now with the link in my description, you'll 10x your money by tomorrow night. 10x. I'm going right now and I'm going to put that in my bio. That is crazy. Here's an affiliate link to do a pyramid scheme. Sign up right now dude. Fuck it. Pyramid scheme. But no, I had one in my house when I was in high school

And it literally it's it's on a stand. It's got like charcoal big filters. You want the water in the top We're not doing the bit anymore. No, I'm being serious. I'm saying wow Wow when I'm genuinely bought a back. Wow when he mentioned the charcoal filter. I'm like no way Wow, no, but it's really good. It's great. Wouldn't it taste like tar charcoal? No chase like dark tar, It just filters it. It should taste like... But it's convenient because I have that big ass Yeti cup that I don't...

I can't use because... Why not a Stanley Cup? Dude. So Stanley Cup's actually... One was in a fire. No way. A car fire? And you know what happened to that car fire?

What happened? Everything burned it. Did the Stanley Cup live? Believe it or not, the Stanley Cup actually did live. No, I wonder... Was the driver okay? The driver was perfectly okay. Stanley sent them a whole bunch of Stanley cups.

after her shit burn. Did they give them a new car? Hell yeah, probably not. They gave her a new car. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. That hell's the Stanley Cup. Congratulations, bitch. You don't know what Stanley Cup's there? They went like totally viral on TikTok.

You don't know where Stanley Cup is. Dude, I must know what's this Stanley Cup. Bitch, bitch, shut the F up. Your weird is weird. Your beard is, oh wait. Oh, wait. Oh, that's the Stanley Cup right there. Yeah. Lightning McQueen. Hockey. Hockey fans are definitely mad.

Lightning McQueen. one to Stanley Cup. Do you know what's really funny? In a race? It's what people don't know like the laws and regulations over like lead and then they freak out over something like lead being in Stanley Cup and they don't know that there's like micro amounts of lead in everything that they consume. Yeah, everything is lead. I think

we need to stop worrying about what we're consuming because like we'll never really know ever. I think that's a great point. I feel like there's the damage has already been done. We're like halfway through our lives at this point. Yeah, dude. We already got used to it, man. We've evolved. What if we eat so many preservatives? We get preserved and then we can live forever

That's the point. That's smart That's the point. We all have shelf lives after that. Yeah, we turn into plasticity. We turn it to like non-perishables and we can be putting a doomsday bunker altogether. What are you guys going to be made out of? I want to be a bag. Polyester and silicon. I want to be a boobin plant. A boobin plant. Okay.

I'm going to put you in my chest. What are you going to be, Nick? Right here. What am I going to be? Yeah. You're talking about like a preservative? Like you got recycled. I got recycled? Yeah. Um... Could I be anything? Yeah. Like your face on a jacket or like...

Nah, I would be the window of a microwave. Okay. Because like everyone's gonna look through me, look at me, I'm always needed. And I'm always protecting them from like shit. He's got... Yeah, but you're gonna like radiate. You're gonna look ugly. Yeah, you're gonna melt again.

No, no, no. He's built the last, bro. Listen, that window saves fucking meals, dude. You are very lucky. Yeah, that radiation is no joke. And it like literally can burn up your insides. Yes, it can't. Man, you can cook you from the inside.

Really? That's a radiation. Well, that's what microwaves do. And then the food eats you. That's so strange we have that. I know. They're smaller than the microwaves. Yeah, they can't.

They cannot get affected. They just chill in there. Remember when we tried that? We tried that and we learned that. We were like, why aren't they dying? And they're smaller than the fucking microwaves. Viewers at home, if you're wondering, why the hell we tried microwaving ants. Wait, what?

We scooped them up and we put them in our house. Wait, you don't remember? This was back in the other house. There was someone left a whole bunch of food inside. It was never cleaned. And so there was a bunch of ants that went from the air fryer, I think, to the microwave. And we're like, all right, fuck it. Let's just try and turn on the microwave.

And they were just fine. Yeah, no, they walked out fine. They were just spinning on the dish the entire time, climbing on the walls. They were like, what's going on, bro? Yeah, they were dizzy at the end. They were walking around. Like, oh, oh, oh. I feel like ants sing a song when they march together.

I'll be real. Yeah, the ants got marching one by one. Harrah. Harrah. The ants go marching one by one. Hurrah Hurrah! How long do we have to live for?

It's like minutes, I think. Would you say, grow? Did you guys ever catch the rat? Yes. Oh, yeah. We did. Can we talk about that? Have we not talked about it yet?

We wanted to bring it up. Didn't we mention it all the last podcast? No, it wasn't caught the last podcast. I don't remember. No, we didn't mention it at all. I'll tell you what. No, because it happened after the last time. Sorry, guys, I murdered it.

And everybody's like, save the rat, release it. It's dead. It's dead. His greedy is. All right. Well, I also have to. I have to also admit I'm guilty by association

I was the one who set the trap yummy was the one who put the peanut butter and bought the trap and I was the one who held it open I primed it I think I have to harbor some guilt for attempt attempted murder By the way Isaac filled the whole garage

with poison we need to throw that way now That's real I did I bought like four top cats But I didn't know the rat was the size of like that's fucking That's what happened Isaac bought rat poison traps where the entrance was like that big. Yeah, they're from for mice Mice and then Tanner comes back two days later with like new info where he's the size of a shoe

Yeah, no that's true and then I saw it and I was like oh my dude that thing scurred away Yeah and it was like I saw like yeah it was like a shoe I went I was really bored at like 1 p.m. on a random day and then I did like two hours worth of research on rat traps and I watched these rat YouTubers and That's where I linked they have like the kill counter LED screen with a go pro attached, like their own custom camera. That's like sociopathic. That like stabs them in the head. That's sociopathic. And they have another one that does like the same thing.

But like, yeah, it was like a $200 trap. But I found these ones on Amazon. I vouch heavily for them. They are these plastic traps, giant plastic mouse traps. And they have like teeth. And you just squeeze them. It looks like a chip bag clip or whatever. Dude, it was a clean kill.

He wasn't even blitz. Yeah, there it is. I think it's literally the first one. Why didn't come up? It's the one over there. The other one. Dude, you looked up bear trap butt rat. Yeah, it's like one of those.

They're all probably the same. But dude, it was not a dirty, messy gross kill. He wasn't like bleeding or he didn't explode. He was huge, by the way. That's exactly the one that I got. That is exactly what we have. And it worked perfectly. I think it just broke his neck and then he died.

Yeah, I do want to say, though, for any rats listening, any rats are fans, the next time y'all try some stupid shit, it's going to be a, you're going to have a rat parkour. You're going to step on like an iron grate hooked up to a car battery. you're going to get and you're going to fall into like a pool of like hydrochloric acid. We should have contacted Mark Rober and asked if you could help make a contraption. We should have done that. I learned about like rat highways. I learned about the way they travel.

I learned about like their sleep patterns. Don't they travel like packs? They have like highways that they always, they always like to be covered and they always like to be like against like a wall. So they'll only go against things and they'll follow like a certain path. And then there was this one trap I saw that was kind of insane. It was a shop bag filled with like. like oil.

And they would keep the hose open and they'd put like snacks like at the top of the where like the hose is in the shop back and leave it empty. That is crazy. They'd go in the tunnel and then they'd eat the snacks and they'd fucking fall in the oil and they would just. Oh my God. Dude, would they get deep fried? Was it hot oil?

No. Too. And then you eat it. Yeah. And then you have a skewer it. Dinner. Dude, I was on TikTok and I saw this one guy and again, it was so sociopathic. Like he had a setup where he would wait for a squirrel.

to eat nuts right in front of this like tree and then he would shoot the squirrel in the head and you just see its eyes like pop out and it dies and he would be bragging he'd be like yeah I gotta replace the backboard where the pellets are hitting against the wall I'm like dude it's fucked up

so that's that because they mess with their bird feeders and shit yeah I'm all about killing it humanely if anything but I don't think this really dude okay I don't talk about that I can't shoot I'm talking about the rat I'm talking about the rat not squirrels right right right

I'm talking about the rat. As a witness of what happened to his life, his death, I guess. Dude, that thing. He did not die, happy death. It was not pretty. It wasn't the worst thing in the world, but he probably was chilling in that trap for a good minute. Can we talk about how the trap was like here? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

When I said it? That rat is still in the trash. Is the trash by the curb? Yeah, it is. It is. Thank the God in the sky. Who did that? I forgot. But listen, we put the trap against the wall underneath some boxes,

and when we found him, the trap was like five feet away. So I think it got him and he jumped. Dude, you know what's insane? The fact that when we set those traps and the next day, it was like moved because some one of you guys moved it. Remember? Which one? The what?

I think it was Tanner on accident. He like moved all the boxes and didn't know the trap was there. It was a war zone. I think it's scared of the shit of him, too. I can imagine him getting scared. I think a Vietnamese traitors. It fell on his foot, actually, clamped down on his toes. The reason he was alive for so long as he had a whole bag of food we didn't know was in the garage.

Dude, he ate an entire chicken wing. I saw the bones. No, he did. He did. Oh, grunk, he had more. He had more than that. That was just like the, uh, that was a starter. Grunk, he started his own restaurant.

He had a buffet, dude. Yeah, he started his own restaurant in our garage. He had like, he, it was like a restaurant partial with like a hotel probably. Like they could sleep in the ball, the ball pit balls or the car that was in the garage or wherever. I have a genuine question. So where does the humane like empathy kick in for killing animals like that?

Because you sound sad about a squirrel, but you sound like you don't care about a rat. Yeah, you sound tactical about a rat. Is it like a cuteness scale? No. A rat's classified as... Innocence scale. Innocence.

Rats are pests. So I would say... They could die. What about hogs? This one. Hogs are... They're invasive. They'll kill anything. Deer are invasive.

They'll kill anything. I would much rather a deer die. Deer pretty chill, dude. They eat berries. Deer chill, no. So here's the thing. A deer is going to jump in front of your car and it's over with, bro. So you're telling me you're going to shoot that right in the forehead.

Huh? You're going to shoot that right in the forehead. Deer are cool, but like, if deer were hunting, I would not want hunting for, like, for deer to stop. Deer have good meat. There's a great population of deer. Probably an overpopulation in some areas. Like, what do you value? A human life or a deer life?

I mean, dude. What? You sound like you're a. He's talking about if someone's driving on the highway. Yeah, someone's driving on the highway with a... Think of like a... Okay, if a deer was driving in the highway, first of all, that would be amazing.

I'd be like, oh, my God. We live in the new age. Yeah, that'll be on the news. And second of all, the deer's cute, so... They're cute, but when they're grown and they're, like, males, like, they're whatever. That's true. They are kind of whatever. Like, kill the dudes.

I'd say leave the moms, leave the babies, kill them in the men. Yeah. So, what about reproduction for more deer? Just leave them all The babies Kill them in That's why there's seasons For hunting

You know There's also times For like All right now You cannot kill dads But you can kill A certain amount of tags as well Right

I don't think of a hunter Saw a baby deer They'd shoot it No They would get fine They would get fine Exactly that Exactly that

It would get It's the same way It's the same way as fishing If you fish And you take out a fish That's a certain size You'll get fined Yeah

It's not allowed Hey gentlemen But boars I don't know man Bors are a different breed Like No board They're scared.

Blown up on YouTube. Dude, I'll tell you what my favorite thing is, is when fishermen or whoever, it's usually fishermen, when they find, like a crab, a lobster, a fish. Pregnant? No, but they're so big. Like, they could tell they've lived for so long. They're like, damn, you made it this long, bro. I'm going to let you go.

They snip it or something like that? Don't they snip it if it's a breed? If it's a female, they'll sniff it. If it's a female who has eggs or is capable, they'll snip the tail in, like, a weird triangle. So people that catch it in the future. No, that it's a breeding. Eat it.

Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, I like when they let them go. You got to keep the lobster race around. Like, so. Pregnant female. I was talking about, like, when a lobster's, like, so massive, it's been alive forever. And they could totally legally keep it, but they're like, I respect you.

Lobster. Lobster. Dane. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Big lobster. No, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, fucking course, dude. Mug-Bank. 201 pound lobster Nicacotta avocado you Kill them Why would you eat them The huge lobster You big greedy glutton

Hey are shrimp crustaceans Yeah I believe so Because they're So if you're allergic to crab You're allergic to shrimp Most likely shellfish My mom's weird That is so sad

What would have you had it Die Oh Oh I don't know actually They can make your Throat clothes Throat would up

That's probably what it is. Dude, you gotta do the... Dude, jump down, look at the bottom-middle-ish. Is that an epi-pin? Yeah. That's insane. Yeah, I think so. Dude, epipen's are actually really cool.

When you, like, pop them open, they tell you instructions. They vocalize out instructions. You know how expensive they are? There was, like, a shortage or whatever. They were, like, 200 apiece at one point. People were, like, so mad about it. Rightfully so, but... How did you have for...

Did you have some for Misty? Oh, Epipens? Uh-huh. No, Misty has diabetes, so she has insulin. Insulin. Oh, that's right. When I had to, when I lived back in Jersey, I would have to give her insulin twice a day. One in the morning, one and the night.

Imagine you were giving her an EpiPin twice a day? Oh my God. Every 12 hours, she's like acting like a puppy forever. So much energy. Dude, diabetes, seeing it firsthand, especially just like in my dog makes me never want to have it ever. Like it is so sad. dude. Like, imagine having to give yourself insulin every single day, prick your thumb every single day. That was my motivation to, like, lose weight was because if you get diabetes

or if you're like pre-diabetic, that shit's just, dude, and you can not get rid of it. You can. You can. Humans over time, you can. Dogs can't. Uh, cats, I believe can. How is Misty, by the, I haven't heard her. Oh, she's been having some medical issues. I'm not going to lie. She, she old and feeble. Old and feeble. She's blind. So the, uh, the insulin gave her cataracts. Um, so she now can't see. Yeah. Yeah, but she's good. She's trucking through it.

She had, I forget what it's called, but she basically had to go to the doctor because she was not eating a lot. But it's kind of like normal with diabetes. How old is she, by the way? She's 12. She's 20. 32, I think. She's like 11 or 12. My Bella dog, she's like 14 or 15.

Oh, oh. Oh my god, bro. Wait, what breed is she? She's old. Lab mutt. So I got a puppy when I was a kid. His name was Cody. And he came from a yellow lab family.

And it was like a whole farm. And his mom that, like, gave birth to him or whatever was like 16 years old. Why are you guys? Why did you look this up while Yumi was telling a story? I was listening. I'm interested. I'm watching. Ugly.

Ugly, dog. I was waiting for you to finish. I was going to say, what if this dog was like 20 years old? The mom of your dog was 16 when she had her? Yeah. Holy shit. 15 or 16 and then it lived to like 17.

What is that? 15 times 7. Oh my God. 15 times 7? It's like how old in like human years you need to have a baby. Is that the math? I mean, unless they like it. Oh, it comes out to tire.

Oh, rim, rim, rim. Can you look up bento? Oh, my God, being 105. in human ears and having a baby is nuts. It's like the oldest dog I've heard of. I wonder. Bento. Nah, irrelevant. Here, just look up Bento.

Look up Bentotainment. His instrument. I just want to see if it comes up. Just do Bento Cat. Of course it's going to come up. That's the only thing on the internet. Well, no, you got it. Irrelevant.

No, no, it's searching for entertainment. You got to search instead for Bento Tameet. Click underneath it. There you go. There you. That's adorable, dude. I like the big point five on the bottom right. That one's cute.

Dude, I saw the picture of Bento outside. Like, his eyes were so scary. Dude, I'm gonna be, I feel like, I feel so bad. First of all, he's a big, he's a big pussy. He like runs from everything. But also, dude, he's like. Oh, I think he means like a big cat because he's a big cat. No, no, no, no, he's tiny.

This cat, I have never seen a cat, like, usually they're spot on. They're honed in on their target. Like, if you're playing with a cat, they're like, and they get that shit spot on. Bentow's kind of like... Dude, when I walked over to him around the couch, he was like following me like this.

He was like... He was looking at you. He's looking at you diagonally because he can't see you. He looks up and then he looks like not even at you. You just see his face. It's like one of the eyes has to look at you, but they're crossed. See, you both are over six, like two. So like...

The poor thing has to like... Yeah, dude, he's like six inches, seven inches off the ground. Like, you guys are like... He's a raccoon tail. He does have a raccoon tail. I was trying to find this picture, but he looks at me the way that people with glasses look down. Oh, look up in books. Oh, look up old guy.

Old guy reading. Old guy reading. Old guy reading. Old guy reading with glasses. Look up old person iPhone. They always do it on the iPhone. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Bottom, there you go. Kind of like that, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like looking up at you. Yeah. You said old person iPhone? Yeah, old person iPhone. They always look at the iPhone.

They do do that, yeah. Yeah, they're like, oh, there's on the right. That's it. Yep. That's bento. And they only use one finger. I don't know why they do that. Because the finger is a stylus, as Steve Jobs intended.

They can't do thumbs. We're like so advanced. We have like multiple inputs of stylies. How do you say stylis in plural? Stylus. Do you? But everything that ends in the ass has to be octopus, octopi, stylus. Stylus?

It's probably just following rules of English. I'm pretty sure. Look at all those stylists. Stylis. Look up plural of stylis. It's just stylus. It's just stylus. It's just a word.

Plural of stylus. No, no, Larry. Stylis. Stylus. Stylus. Stylis. Stylus. Oh my God.

Holy God. I just pulled the isha on my butt. That's so weird. Octopus, Octopus. Stylus. English is weird. Hey, what's the best pin? G2 Pilot, bitch.

Look it up. G2 Pilate. We're just like looking up stuff. Yeah, we're just Googling. Jamie's doing a lot of work right now. Thank you, Jamie. Sorry, we like looking at stuff, guys. The second one.

Yep, that's it. G2. I had one of these, and they lasted me from, like, sophomore to senior year, I swear to God. Damn. Dude, people didn't steal your pens and pencils in school? Dude, I had that shit on lock, bro. No, I wouldn't let anybody borrow one because I knew I'd never get it back. Do you remember how I was in Japan with my fanny pack?

I was gripping that shit? Yeah. I was like, I was holding on. Yeah, you got to be careful. It's Japanese, man. They're dangerous. They'll rob you. It was all, okay.

They're like the nicest people in the world. It was also an, uh, in, Vegas too. They'll rob that your six, four ass. Those Japanese. Dude, I hope to God not. Dude,

they are some of the nicest people in the entire world. But, but, but, but I'm in school, dude. And I would have that, no one's getting my pants. I'm holding them. Stealing them nothing.

This shit was like on my body. I was lucky a bum, bro. I would like steal them shit from. Oh, you're the asshole. I was the asshole that would stay. Shout out. I would stay after class. I'm like,

no, bro. I'm like, oh, pet peeve. Dude, what do you? I have a mechanical pencil. I give it to a friend. I get it back and the things broken off. Yes. I remember who let me

it was back in the other house. I think it was you. You had the mechanical pens. I did buy really fucking outrageously expensive mechanical pencil because it looked cool. I don't know why. How outrageously expensive? What was it called? I don't remember. I'm looking to you in my time of need. I need to know. Graph. It was like some graphite

something. Look up expensive mechanical pencil. When you were a kid, did you have like the 20 color or the 15 color pin and it had mine was five. Yes. All the things around it. Yeah. Okay, I didn't have one, but a girl in my class named Mia had one. Look up cookie pens because apparently people forget cookie pens existed. Cookie?

It's K-O-O. Cookie. Cookie. Cookie. Yeah. Cookie pens. Look at those. Oh, yeah.

I had one of those. Wow. Yay, yeah. I was like a beanboozle. Can we collaborate with these people? Those were banned in my middle school. Why? Yeah, for too much fun.

Those smelled bad. The rubberers did not smell good. It smells like rubber bag. They look like they're coming. They look like they're coming. They look like they're coming. Okay, look at the like, ah He's like, find one, let's see who's getting the best head. Oh, look at this one on the right definitely this

This one. Oh, he went stupid second one The second one's getting glazed on the floor. No, no look at the first one he's he's definitely like past the point of like he's like that's euphoria No, that's Nirvana. He accidentally came, bro. He went over the edge dude Scroll down scroll down Are they called cummy pins? Maybe. Oh Ew

Hi Olivia Look at this guy He's like Yeah That's cool That looks like Steveo I smoke weed

Yeah These are like Buclow Dude they had My My bad It's chill Was that pin

Gimped back there I swear to God Oh wait Where Right there Oh Full leather Gempt

Oh It's rat And he's a cat Oh it's Manny It's like a gyp You got Ferrell's skirt. Look at him.

He got wrapped up and then you got put in the tube. Bring these back. Where does the pen even come out? Where's the fun? At the bottom. There's no more fun in the world. Dude, I remember back when I was in middle school, high school,

I hated it. I was like, I want to grow up so bad. And now looking back, I'm like, that's awesome, by the way. Wow. That is lit. Is there another face? $14.

You got it. You got it. You can buy them right now. How many? Look how many of them? You get four for 14 bucks. I want to get these, though. Go to the shelf.

There's such a strange shape. To the right. Yeah, it is really, really weird. Oh, whoa. It's one eye. One eye open. One eye open. Am I going to get,

am I going to get y'all dad if I mentioned I have to use a bathroom? No. Look up 15. We have seven minutes. Look up 15 color pin nostalgia. Oh. I want to live in my.

Yeah, let's live in like nostalgia. No. I know exactly we're talking about. Oh, oh, oh, on the right, you can see the multi-car pants. No, go back, go back, go back. Go back, go back. On the way right, it looked like those. No, no, no.

Oh, boy, damn, man. Where we just were, was... Oh, they're all the way right. All the way right. Oh, these. Those, but they're like, they could be whatever, like, white... We were hovering over them. That's okay.

What wasn't these, was it? I don't matter. People know what we're talking about. Yeah, you guys know the nostalgia. And if you don't, then, uh, Get up on my podcast. Now, but for real,

these were lit. I also loved the, uh, the wavy scissors. I don't know if you're talking about. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. That was,

that was actually right. Yeah, baby. Yeah, they had little, little faces. Yeah, it was like sharks.

Yeah, I love the. Whoa. I love you so much. Now, there it is. Safety scissors. That time period,

man, that was the, oh, my bed, man. Dude, me and Larry just touched it. We just touched those. I have a question.

What's up? Not to change a topic. Hi, gang. But is there any creators in Austin that we'd ever get on a... Sorry. Zero. None. Ever get on a what?

Podcast? Yeah. Would we see ourselves? Because handsome fellow is here, you know? And that was a great pot. That was a great time, dude. Yeah. Really fun time with him.

Who would we envision coming on next? Some random guy off the street. That would be kind of dope. I would just get random people. It'd be so funny. so much more cool. This is what we do. Wait, I want to do that and then I want to tell them that grunk is like our

like god. I'm like an AI. Can you put alien background behind you? Like a spaceship? And then we'll pretend like you're actually like from the mothership contacting us. Yeah. My idea is we're going to have to be up late, grunk. Sorry. You're going to be, it's going to be, we're going to come home around like 1 a.m. with a guy we found

on 6th Street. We pay them maybe 20 bucks. Come with us and do a podcast with us back at our place. You'll come in here and just be like, oh, and you'll look at you and you're going to be Mother Spaceship and it's going to be really funny. What if he throws up on our set? That would stink. Would you clean it up? Because you'd be right.

Yeah, imagine seeing that. I'd probably puked too. So where do you guys want to go this year for a trip? Where should we go? Jamaica. Jamaica. That'll be dope. Brazil.

New Zealand has some crazy wild. New Zealand looks fun. Where do you go? You got abducted. What about Australia? What do you guys think about Australia? Australia. Maybe.

Let's meet all the pets. I mean, all the animals. Yeah, we could do Australia. I was looking at, believe it or not, dude, Korea looks, like, really nice. Oh, yeah. It would be our literal guy. Did you hear about their population?

No. Is it decreasing? Zero? Well, yeah, so, like, there's more older people than there are younger people. So. Whoa. No one's having intercourse anymore.

Usually it's the opposite, right? It's always young people. Nobody wants babies. Kind of. It fluctuates. Baby boomers after World War II. Basically, when you're having kids, you want to have at least three. So that you can have an abundance of population.

Population will grow. If you have one kid, that's two people to one, you're losing. If it's two to two, you're, you know what I'm saying? So you want to have three to be able to. But people can't have three kids nowadays. It's just not going to happen. On God. Finanually.

Wait. Wait. But what if Jason de Rulo? Every time he puts out of a music video and he's like hot and sexy, he's like, Jason Derruel. There's a spike in breeding There's a spike I'll breed to Jason

Yeah, that's what I'm saying We need more, we need more music to More music to breed too Let's make a whole genre called breeding Breeding music I think it's called R&B I'll be real I think it's called Ed Shearin

Oh fuck for that Oh my God Pioneers It R&B Ready and Ready to bone Oh ready to

Ready and Booner Ready and Boone Ready and Boner Ready and Boner primed and ready. R&B. What does R&B stand for? Rocking it up.

We got to figure it out. We got to figure it out. Ray Gay and boobs. I think that might be R&B definition. Ray Gay and boobs. Old ass. Fucking slides.

Just like a fucking document at a beginning of times. These are all PowerPoint. Rhythm and blues. Rhythm and blues. I guess so, yeah. Look at our friend right there. Right. First one right there.

Usher. Usher. Usher. Yeah. Dude. We're, We're going to have him on the podcast next week. Oh.

Did you see his stock go up just because he was in the Super Bowl? It said he was going to make like 100 mil just because he... Dude, this guy. Did you see the way he took off his shirt and he was ripped and perfect? Did you see the way he literally assaulted that man's wife? Like, come on, Usher. I don't like you anymore. Oh, sure.

Dude, the second he took his shirt off, I felt the baby bump inside of me, dude. All right, listen. Oh, God, bro. I know we're talking about the, you know, the whole Super Bowl and everything, but him doing that to Alicia Keys was kind of BM. Yeah, dude. That's like mega beer. Who's married?

Who's not planned? I don't know. I don't know if it was planned or not. And he was also like, man, we ain't worried about all that. Who cares? So, like, I guess we don't even, we shouldn't care either, but. Kind of true. I don't have the, I don't have the perspective.

Like, he could have been coping or he could be a cuck. Hey, yo, imagine you're performing in the Super Bowl and Usher comes up and hugs you like that. What would you do? P. Hmm. If he hugs me like that, dude? Yeah, that'd be viral. Yeah.

A fucking cream. I would ink. You'd be viral. I would ink down. I would ink down my leg to be viral. Oh, you can't make me ink. You got me me ink.

No, dude, he'll be steaming hot wet. The warmness is going to be comforting. And then also his... Yeah, but then to ruin it all, he has bad breath. Now what? Oh, that always sucks. To ruin it all here, he smells like B-O. Listen.

And he smells like an Italian fucking hero sub. People in the dating scene right now. Viewer, dateers at home. Yes, daters at home. Make sure that your breath is pristine. Which means you have to floss. Because if you don't floss, it's gonna stink.

You got a floss, brush your teeth, mouthwash, tongue scrape. Tung scrape's important. Brush your teeth, because if you don't, you're gonna get gingivitis, and that's worse

than your breath's smelling bad. Yeah, that's true. Isn't that what literally causes bad breath? No, but ginger vitit, yeah, it's like bad.

That's not the only thing. Plac buildup causes bad breath. Halitosis causes bad breath. Halotosis. Okay, we got some dentists. I know you're all making your teeth right now. Come on, no.

No, I'll be honest with you, I hate people. people who have dry-ass lips, bro. Everyone looked their lips. Oh, God. Nope. Yeah, everyone like you. I use Chapstick more than anyone in this house, but it's not because I want to.

It's because I have to. Is it this right over here? I got some of the right there. I always have some of them. Is this yours right here? Bert's Bees? I always have one. This is yours?

Burt's Brees is way better than Chapstick, by the way. Yeah, Bert's Beets show up. I'm going to order food. Okay. Dude. Dude, did you know that Chapstick is the brand? So like when you're calling a chapstick, it's just the brand. Just like roller skates, like roller blades?

Lip balm. We've definitely talked about this on the podcast before. Have we? No, I think so. Wait, is crayons the brand? Because I know there's Crayola. Crayola is the brand. Crayon is the name.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, I guess, did we ever talk about, like, how general, like, name brands? Yeah, we did. Coup tip, cotton swab, yeah. CleanX tissue. Yeah. That's insane, isn't that? Chaptstick, lit balm.

It's different things. I've always called a chaptic. I always will. It's just how I rule. I can't say lip balm. Yeah, I remember we talked about it because we were. I'm trying to figure out, actual interview.

We were trying to figure out how to, like, do that with the brand for a new thing. Right. We were trying to figure out like a new name. Oh, yeah, you know, I do remember that now.

That was probably episode 75. Damn. I don't know. Viewers, go back and go back and listen to find out. Damn, we've done a lot of pop. Yeah. Yeah, I was about to say,

I cannot believe we're about a hit. Imagine how Joe Rogan feels. He's on like episode 2,000 something, bro. People are going to think we're boring eventually. What are we going to do? We spice it up. We start making game shows. The ones that are still watching,

You gotta fuck with us at least a little bit They might even fuck with us heavy If you think about it I think they're all listening I think they all specifically get in their car And play the podcast just in case And they get an accident And so they can send it to us

I think it's You guys are cool for that On God Can we talk about game shows really quick Because Mr. Beast Amazon Prime Five million dollar award Did you see that?

What? I did I just Is this Squid Game? No, it's not He said it's the biggest competition The biggest prize pool The biggest everything and confirmed with Amazon Prime $5 million, $1,000 contestants.

A thousand, bro. They gave him full creative freedom. Oh, well, no shit. He's Mr. F and B, dude. Yeah, but nobody else would. Nobody else would. I was in the competition, and there's a lot of dirt I have. Already, they filmed it already?

Yeah, and I'm going to hold the information. Do you know what's really cool? Do you know what's... Wow. I don't care. I don't care of it. Wow. You know what's really cool about these, like,

the way that these competitions work because I used to watch Fear Factor a lot and it's when I learned about it is you'll have like let's say you have like a $500,000 prize whatever you win they'll pay out like 10K a month until you die they don't actually give you 500k you just get 10K pass it interesting wait you don't have the option to take a lesser amount I don't think so I don't think so dude I do I do got to think about this like think about the amount of games that there are where people are like winning money but how like boring it can be I feel like Mr. Bees is like bringing a refreshing taste to a younger audience appeal? Dude, I don't know because like...

Like, those... No one who watches game shows anymore. Yeah, but those old TV shows are like almost unbeatable. Yeah, there goes. It's like the actual content didn't die. It's the format of which the content was delivered die. If all of those old, like TV companies was putting their shit on on YouTube instead of TV like a decade ago and they stuck with it, oh my God, we couldn't even compete.

It would be unreal. They would have been insane. on top, dude, and they're on top for a reason. The shit that Fear Factor did was unbelievable. They would hang like a semi-truck 80 feet in the air above the ocean and then you'd have to run across it and grab a flag. Yeah, it's pretty cool. And they like dive in the water.

It is so late but it's also like, there'll be a lot of lawsuits and stuff. Yeah, I don't know how they got around all that legal stuff. I don't know. I think you'd just sign a waiver. You're fine. Yeah, it's just crazy that people do that. What if this Mr. B's five million award thing like, you know, it happens? You're like so

excited. And then it's last to leave the circle. Oh my God Oh, buddy You'd get hyped Yeah, I love the video You'll be on the B Street after that I mean You know what's funny

It's like it's something that I realized At the very top So when I went to that NBA game recently Which that was a dope experience And I was like right behind the Warriors bench It made me realize that like And especially with Mr. Beast Going up to like the highest level

Like Amazon Prime Such a professional like huge budget production And then even in the NBA I thought everything was like so hyper-regulated. Everything is streamlined and perfect. But like, I was sitting behind the bench and watching what they were doing.

And I'm like, bro, they're just people who are like just trying to do their best to make it as professional as they can. It was kind of crazy. Like it reminded me of like high school basketballs. Like these are just dudes who are like just a little bit older doing the exact same shit

but just trying to make it more professional. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's like what a lot of people look at even like YouTubers and don't realize is that it's just a person over there. Like every single course of action

led up to them sitting behind a camera and recording this. It's like you glamorize the idea and you think that it's a lot prettier than it really is. And then you and I thought about that same thing when like, you know, you would like watch these YouTubers growing up and you're like, holy shit. These guys are the effing. And then when you're there, you're like, oh, okay.

You know, like, you know, you meet this one YouTuber that you've looked up to for the longest time. I remember it was on S&P fucking Earth. Yeah. Fucking Captain Sparkles asked me what materials we wanted for the Coliseum we were building. I'm like, wow. Like that is the weirdest crossover. I never expected that.

And then after that, I kind of just like stopped that whole pedestal shit, looking up so much to people. Because you just realize at the end of the day, dude, they probably take the meanest shits at night or in the morning. You never know. Yeah. Everyone is just a loser. Yeah.

We are all just people, dude. Yes, dude. My biggest celebrities that I'm like, that I'll freak out, if anything, it would always be music artists. Because they're so talented. But I also don't ever want to meet them. It's like meeting your heroes ruins of magic. And for music, at least for me, for me,

me music has like that thing where you don't know what goes on a lot if they don't post a lot in their private lives or whatever if they're just putting out music that's it then like the mystery of like how they did and and like you know all these things become way more interesting yeah i i'm oh good oh i was going to say that i do think that there is a level of like being able to appreciate someone like that's just genuinely appreciating someone's creativity in their mind to be like wow like that that you're a really a bright person you know what i'm saying like you can do that and also still at the same time, like, treat them like they're just normal.

You know what I'm saying? Like, if someone was an inventor and they came over with some fucking crazy ideas, you can give them credit where it's too. Like, you're an insane inventor. Like, your mind is fucking awesome. You know what I'm saying? It's just where people end up doing that whole glamorized thing. Like, putting them a, almost like putting them in a light of like they'll never do anything wrong.

Like, that's where you can, I guess, tie it to the creators that were, like, you know, us now are basketball players, celebrities, whatever. Right. So, right. I think subjective pedestals, like subjective judgment are, like, it's so much more impressive when it's something that's, like, creative. Because there's no gauge to, like, creativity being, like, objectively better than another person's creativity. So when something is personally liked by millions and, like, everyone agrees, I think that's way cooler than, like, I'm the smartest mathematician by equation. Like, I can prove it.

Well, anything self-claiming is always going to be like, I don't know. Well, I mean, like, let's say it's like the smartest person. And it's like objectively, yeah, they're the smartest person. Someone, someone completed some fucking crazy math proof that had been solved in so long. That, that to me is way less impressive than, like, you having an effect on millions of different people from millions of different backgrounds. Yeah, life experiences. And everyone agrees, like, this shit's hard. Like, I love this music.

I love this song, whatever, you know? Yeah, that's why I feel like sometimes, like, a lot of artists, like, whether they could be controversial or not are given some sort of. passes. Does that make sense? Like, I guess one of the biggest ones who was, like, loved and then, like, hated back to loved or whatever, Kanye. You know, like, the only thing. And Cardi. Yeah, as much. Aid Ross's stream.

Exactly. People forgot already. People just kind of, like, make exceptions, I guess, you know? Like, they'll be like, oh, damn, that's fucked up. We just watched him beam this bro live. That's crazy. Only Cardi, though. And they'll be like, what did you expect? Yeah. And then the bald British guy gets on it.

Like, yes! I forgot about everything. Yeah, dude. So, it's, I guess it's stuff like that. But I mean, dude, that's kind of like I feel like why Hollywood

kind of plays the game of being untouchable also because there's a lot of corruptness going on but also because like... Dude, Hollywood is so gross. Hollywood is a whole other...

That's a whole other beast. They're so gross because they go from like... They don't get a shit, dude, they'll get like kids and they'll make the kids do shit like

that they don't know. Dan Schneider's being exposed like crazy right now. Dan Schneider, bro. Has that not been like an ongoing thing for like a decade it's been rumored for a decade

with proof. but now there's an actual like documentary coming out. That's good. Oh, fuck. Honestly, that's good. That's good. That's good. I feel so bad.

I feel really, really bad for like kid actors and like people who are raised up in that environment. Because not only do they have to have a standard now of like, you know, their image and like all these things, but like, you know, you're a kid and you don't really know the extent of like how it'll affect your life. Yeah. You can lose yourself because you can become more of an actor, actress than, you know, who you actually.

are you're developing into who you're supposed to be and you're pretending to be someone else all the while like that's going to mess with that's fucked up man yeah yeah I wonder if I wonder if there's any studies on that that can prove that you kind of you kind of couldn't do it I'm waiting on I'm waiting on studies on things that's happening like

right now that I always think about that like school because this is such a big part of the person who's the actor not Robert Downey Jr., but who's the actor in Oppenheimer the main actor oh I'm talking about he looks like yeah um I don't know.

He's got a big cheekbones. He looks like a skull with skin on it. There he is. Cillian Murphy? Is it Cillian? I guess so. He's a really popular actor. He was interviewed and basically the interviewer of the podcast or the, I think it was a podcast.

He asked a really, really good question about asking how he balances his work life with, like, family life and everything like that. And basically he said that he takes on one project a year at this point so he can focus more on, like, family and stuff. But, like, he said that when he's in, like, in character. he almost can lose himself for a little bit of time. And then after he's done filming, it takes him like a few weeks to decompress from it all and where there's a state of like he doesn't know what's going on. Who was the Joker?

Oh, one of them. One of them. I don't remember which one, but the actor was like... How do you say it? Joaquin, yeah. Walkin,

Hawking... Are you talking about Heath Ledger? Yes. No, well, actually, no, Joaquin Phoenix was the one who was the huge method actor. The method actors are the ones that could I... I honestly see this.

Or no, it's Jared Letto, wasn't it? There was multiple. There was so many. Didn't Heath Ledger die? Yeah. Overdose, I think. I don't know. I don't know.

From prescription. Well, one of these jokers. The goat, by the way. I think I actually was Jared Letto. It is. Jared Leto. Jared Letto. He was the one that was the crazy method actor.

Yes. Yeah. I don't know. That has to play a role psychologically in some way. You could develop D.D. if you're not careful. Just taking on too many roles and having too many different things. I could see it happening. I mean, you can also look at someone like, what's this?

Bad man. Bad man. Chris was. No, Christian Bell. Christian Bell. And like the crazy transformations that he's done to his body. Which, by the way, that, like, he's not, his whole goal is to be an actor, but he can do some crazy transformations. Is that real?

Yes. No, this is real. He had a diet of smoking cigarettes, eating an apple, and it's just. You know what else could really happen is, like. Like, so Christian Bale, what's the movie with Patrick Bateman? What's the name of that movie? American Psycho? Yeah, American Psycho.

Like, how much people idolize him in that film and how much he, like, despised that character. Yeah, they idolized and they romanticized. Right. So if Christian Bale wasn't like a good person and didn't have that head on his shoulders, and he was so deep in that character. And, like, let's say that was like the height of his career early on that he, like, had nothing else going for him after that, could be living almost. through that character for the rest of his life because that was like his peak and he was like

this is who people want me to be this is what people want to see and they like attach themselves to that i can totally see that you know who won in my eyes in hollywood fucking jack black yeah he's a goat jack black fucking won he's the same did we ever talk about how we talked to sammy black before i haven't sammy black used to like he used to he used to watch our stuff he did we talked him and we talked to jack black one time he let his dad like walked in he was like Hello. What's going on? What are you guys up to?

And we just said, hey, and then that was it. I would feel horrible, like, wanting to talk to him. And if he's, like, in his private life, it just sounds like. No, dude, Sammy was funny. Sammy was the one responsible for the TikTok. Sammy got me into, uh, Sammy got me into drinking at the time because I didn't even know what the fuck it was. And then what? He got me into like, yeah, because he was into that scene, like, heavily.

And he was like a chronic, like, Discord user at the time. time. So he was just... I hope he's better now. Yeah, I hope he's like relieved from that. No, but like someone like Jack Black where I feel like you have established yourself and you don't have to take on roles

that are kind of weird. Like, what's that one with... Why am I drawing? I'm drawing a blank on. Who's this new Spider-Man? What's his name? Tom Holland? Yeah.

Remember that one scene where he got like... Yeah, he got like... Yeah, he was like getting fucked. And then he was like, I'm quitting acting. Yeah, like he said... He said that he was taking a... step back. Because of that, right? He was pushing back into it. And then he took a step back. Uh-huh. Nice. I see it. Out of Hollywood. Yeah, yeah. Tom Holland got spit roasted and then quit acting.

We literally probably read the script. It was like, yeah, I'll, I'm sure that will be fine. And then it was like the most graphic, like horrible thing you could ever have. And then he's like, okay, well, I actually have a girlfriend and now I think she hates me. So that was fun. And then like, it wasn't, she got, didn't she was making out with two dudes back? She got spit roasted. I can't do that, bro. That's, that's horrible. And then like, well, baby. it's not real. I was just acting. Dude, you know what? Shit, dude. Bullshit. All right. My food is almost here. Dude, that was like a saw trap.

They can see you. They felt like a sawtrap. They could see you. You just flashed it up. All right. Your time remaining. I have a doctor's appointment pretty soon. Grunks being a teacher, we got to go, guys.

I got to say real quick before we end. No, it's fine. This is great. I'm glad that this, like, podcast kind of environment allows us to be a little bit longer. with the uh yeah i don't want to end the podcast and like at an hour all the time i feel like it's uh it's nice to go over yeah let it ride yeah i was chilling i just get my lunch to be here so dude it's fine man we get it yeah all right well we'll let everyone go ladies and gentlemen

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