The Group Chat - #99.9 - Convo Got Too Real...

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

Finally no more POO TALK and more REEL TAWLK. | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"...

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Starting point is 00:00:03 Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome me back to episode 99.9 of the group chat podcast. Just breathe. Today I am joined with my friends on the day before episode 100. 100, 100, 100. And I must say before we start, make sure. you are using code group at gamer subs dot greg for 10% off your products including lean let's get into the podcast so much to talk about so little time goop wow that was amazing what that was that was pretty good those good good job guys is that method
Starting point is 00:01:03 acting is that was called? You said that yesterday. You said that yesterday for like G-modo thing. I think that's improv. It's improv. Okay, wait, what's method acting? It's like when you're getting into the character. Yeah, you become the-
Starting point is 00:01:15 It's like when the Joker gets, like makes a joke. That's method acting. The Phoenix guy when he becomes crazy for like half a year. Yeah, Queen Phoenix. Yeah, Joaquin. Joe Quinn. Dude, they announced the release date for the second one, October 4th.
Starting point is 00:01:31 Wait, wait. They also delayed Batman. With the same actor. They got beef. Same actor and Lady Gaga's Harley Quinn. Oh, wait,
Starting point is 00:01:39 I'll forget this. It's a musical as well. I think that'll be a bang. No, it's not. It is. It's a musical. Can I,
Starting point is 00:01:45 can I address something? Yeah. The fact that this episode is 99.9. Oh, my God. The reason for that, there's a good reason why we said 99.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Tell them what we missed last week. Oh, right. Because nobody knows, right? Nobody. No. No, I think we mentioned it on. We were in live a few times. Oh,
Starting point is 00:02:02 we didn't say it like a public list. know most people No, no, most people don't know What happened last week? Why we didn't upload a podcast? Oh, oh, what happened last week? We recorded two podcasts. Oh, yeah, that.
Starting point is 00:02:13 So yeah, I thought there was something else. There are two episodes out. No, they're not out. Sorry, they're in the vaults. One of them has video, no audio. One of them has audio and no video. So. Back-to-back days, we had to record these and they both broke.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Can I explain, like, the timeline of what happened? I'm in my room. I'm in my room editing. And Larry's like, bro, Some went wrong. No, we're not. There's no audio, but there's video. I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:02:37 This is like so weird. We have to re-record. I'm like, okay, we could do that. Surely they won't mind. We sit down, we re-record. I'm back in my room the next day. This is like, the next day after the first one. I'm in my room and I hear a knock.
Starting point is 00:02:48 And he was like, Isaac. I'm like, yeah, buddy. He comes in. He's like, dude, I don't even know what happened. I swear I got that. I said everything I've right. I said, dude, it didn't work. I was like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:03:01 He was like, there's all the audio but there's no video and I'm like dude what and then we're sitting there
Starting point is 00:03:11 and I'm like they do not want to do a third there's no way we had an idea we were going to do it I don't know what deterred Larry from uploading it but because dude okay
Starting point is 00:03:21 we we we combined the full video from the first one and the full audio from the second one and I gave the green light I was like uploading yeah
Starting point is 00:03:30 And so we cut it up. We cut it up and everything. And it was really fucking funny because Tanner would like crack up. But he was sitting there like, make a still face. And then just give no context. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:03:43 No, no. We did give a context. We actually recorded that same night. We recorded like 15 minutes of us like introing it. Like this is what we made now. Yeah. And then after that we like became like a TV network. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:03:56 and then he would be like, on this reporting news. There's going to be a giant train going through the city. and then Isaac's like, buy red, buy red water, buy red water, by red water, by green water. Okay, you hear that right. Would you listen to that?
Starting point is 00:04:11 What is green water? That's what I'm saying. That's what we talked about. We made up commercials. We basically just played inter-dimensional cable from Rick and Morty. We made commercials for like 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Well, I'll say this. Guys, I don't want you all thinking that we have like the hardest lives ever and recording a podcast for one hour is like the end of the world. Okay, but three? It's just really annoying when you guys, like we talked about some great topics those last two podcasts. We were laughing so hard at one thing.
Starting point is 00:04:38 What was it? I think we were like. Sorry guys. We don't remember. We were doing something specifically. Like, we did it. Didn't we do an autism test? Dude, are these cameras on?
Starting point is 00:04:47 Was that when we did the autism test? They better be on. I don't see a red. Look, it's recording. I don't see a red. Where's the red? Because it's recording grunk right now. It's on camera four, which is grunk.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Yeah, well, you guys better be seeing this right now. I'm going to freak out. We have like This is scary We're actually kind of scared Right now Can we can someone get up and check I don't like that
Starting point is 00:05:05 This is the third one in a row I don't want to risk it Hold on We did do an autism test And Tanner failed Yeah I got a few points Dude Yeah he failed his autism test
Starting point is 00:05:14 But there was one thing That was so funny We were dying at I think it's exactly what you're doing Right now This is the third week The third podcast in the row He's playing with the toy
Starting point is 00:05:23 Hey Tanner was fingering the fucking chair Wait I'm in groundhog's day I'm in groundhog's day Oh my God. It was a different thing. It was the next podcast.
Starting point is 00:05:31 I literally have no idea, but it was so funny. I'm sorry, guys. The funniest joke of all the time was said, and everyone doesn't even get to hear it. It's lost the time. What did it have to do with? No idea. We were laughing so hard.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Hard than we've ever laughed before. Dude, I can't even remember last night or like an hour ago. Because I was asleep 20 minutes ago. No clue. Zero clue. All I know is like I laughed and then like my brain spiked in this area. It was either Isaac or Nick. It was one of you two.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Spiked. What does that mean? What did we do? It was like my dough. It was like my dough. It was like my dopamine, like, boner went, bloops. So you guys caused the joke. One of you two did it.
Starting point is 00:06:04 It wasn't that guy. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go back. Go back. It wasn't me. Go back. We have to go back and look then.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I have to go back. Okay, listen, I'll still upload the episode. We can just do like, we can just call it like. To our Patreon. To our Patreon. We're going to put it behind a thousand dollar paywall. Yeah, get on. You'll never know what the joke is.
Starting point is 00:06:21 The funniest joke ever. I'm going to call it the funniest joke ever said. $1,000. $1. We're going to sell it to Comedy Club.com. By the way, I want to give a quick shout to somebody that I saw recently.
Starting point is 00:06:34 So there's this guy named Crypton. That was fast. Yeah, I already had it set up. There's this guy named Cryptic on Twitter. All he's been posting, it's just lean on different cups. That's hard.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It's got to talk about, you know what I'm saying? That's fitting. That looks good. You know what I'm saying? He's got the Simpley Orange. Yep. Simply lean? Yup.
Starting point is 00:06:54 Felt a little silly. He got the fucking Chili's cup. He stole the Chili's cup? He stole it just for us. He put it in the co-cola bottle. That looks really didn't. Dude, could you imagine if he bottled lean? That looks like,
Starting point is 00:07:07 oh, wait, he should have done Sprite, bro. He should have done Sprite. That looks ethereal, like, in a store. If I walked by that in a store, I'm definitely buying it. I'll try it out. That looks pretty. It's a pretty chel. Come on, baby.
Starting point is 00:07:18 It's fine, it's classic. Come on, baby. And he's got the jacking the box next up. The foe. That one looks scary. How often is he eating out? Is he eating out every day? This was like February 2.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Oh yeah. Oh, don't judge him. How often do we eat? I can do this all in a day. Yeah, yeah. No, I'm just asking. You also got the, look at that.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Ah. It's this guy. It's this guy. It is this guy. He's weighing hard in that jacket. Look at that. Yeah. He's working on a hoodie.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Oh. Monkey 3. He's a supporter of everything we do. Exactly. Shout out, shout out to. Merry Christmas. Hey, shout out, bro. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Shout out. You're the ghost. He's the best. If you're listening to this cryptic, you know what to do. You've got to do this sprite. I'm going to give you guys a challenge by the end of this episode. We're going to use the same hashtag as we did before, which is the group chat podcast. We'll get to that later.
Starting point is 00:08:08 But yeah, I just want to give a quick shot. Because I was looking through the hashtag and this guy just kept posting the drink in different cups. I was like, dude, yes. I want to keep supporting that. I'm not going to lie. I feel like a subreddit. I really feel like we're big enough we could do a subreddit. We already have a subreddit.
Starting point is 00:08:22 You think so. Yeah, but like an actual one. We're like we'd actually like remember to do it, you know, building that habit of checking. and like, I'll make one if you guys want to do that. Nah, that's okay. That'd be cool. No, that's fine.
Starting point is 00:08:32 So you bring up the idea and I'm like, No, right. It sounded good in theory, but we'd have to maintain it. Ethereum? It sounded good in Ethereum. We up. Dude,
Starting point is 00:08:42 I'm going to tell you guys right now Bitcoin is going to go to the moon next year. Get your Bitcoin now while you can. No. I don't know about all that. I'm trying. Yeah, well. We are not a financial podcast.
Starting point is 00:08:56 We are not. Yeah, we have to. We have to actually say that. We are not financial partners. If we were a financial podcast, we'd make so much money from YouTube. It'd be insane. I want to get a whole big call. Wait, guys, look.
Starting point is 00:09:05 It says 420. How much it'd be April Fool's joke. Speaking of April Fool's, this is a good segue. It is almost 420. I have a birthday. What was like, huh? Snoop Dogg? 420.
Starting point is 00:09:21 It is. It's 8thoff's birthday. Oh, is it actually? 420. Oh. Look it up. It is. I don't want to blur all of this.
Starting point is 00:09:29 No, I don't think so. I think so. You're fine. April 20th. 1859. That guy's dirt and old. Damn, he died 10 days after his birthday. 1859 or 1880?
Starting point is 00:09:38 He was 6.9. Why did he sound sad? I know, I'm sorry. Oh, this is the craziest thing. How do I sounded upset. What kind of party was that? That was a bad one. Yeah, you sad about that?
Starting point is 00:09:49 No, I lied. I wanted to talk about April Fool's because I just saw something that is blowing my eff in mind. I need to get it off my chest. But before I do, What? Was there anything about April Fools that you guys saw that was like, huh?
Starting point is 00:10:01 Yeah, it was a world record amount of jokes told yesterday. What? Oh, I know. I know one. Dude, who's, who's counting?
Starting point is 00:10:08 No one's counting. One, two, I know. What? Yesterday, I played Overwatch, and they had a really silly update. They do.
Starting point is 00:10:16 Discord! Discord! You. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Yes. Yes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what was yours? Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Sorry, I got really excited. Yeah, I'm excited too. I need to talk about it. Because I figured it out. No, it's fun. It was a puzzle piece. Talk to me. Talk to me about Overwatch, man.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Come on. Let me hear it. Well, in Overwatch, they had a lot of updates to the characters and certain champions and their heroes or whatever they're called in the game. Operator. Did Cassidy? Heroes. Does Cassidy go like, it's 9 p.m. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:49 So like, yeah, so what's her face? Widow maker would be like activating wall hacks and like her, like she could see through it. everything or like they dude they made all the they broke the game they made they made they made the support so fun brig was like they made malga who's like a tank by the way he's got like 500 that that's the health they made him have 135 health and he was tinier than torbion oh my god that's why i joined your dude malga's like this big like yeah i'm i thought you were playing like arcade mode because i saw your you were playing with greasy there's a moir that became like like triple your size and then just shrunk yeah brig
Starting point is 00:11:24 Brigg was permanently, like, huge and tall and shit. Zenata, when he charges up his right click where he can, like, throw multiple orbs, he just floats away. Like, he just flies around the way. I don't play that game, but I really hope that they make, like, the least-picked heroes, like, the most fun on days like that, because that seems like fun. I think they do. They made all of the supports, which usually people don't like to play support too much.
Starting point is 00:11:46 They made all of them so fun. Mercy, so Mercy has, like, her main staff that she can heal or help damage boost. They took away her pistol, and you fire through. her staff now. Oh my God. I didn't, we were supposed to pull you yesterday. I didn't get to it with you.
Starting point is 00:12:01 Yeah. I apologize. I did go to bed too. Yeah, it's all right, man. But, okay, so, speaking of April fools, I need, we need to talk about this
Starting point is 00:12:09 because this just happened yesterday. Discord now owns the world record for the most amount of views garnered in 24 hours at a whopping 1.4 billion views on a YouTube video. Go ahead and look up YouTube. What had happened was they rolled out a loot box thing yesterday.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Some way somehow. Wait, some way somehow. Every click or something like that equated to one to you. That is the new record and that will never get broken because it's a view about. Technically. Oh my God. They're going to take it down.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Oh, what is this ad? Oh, we're getting like a guy. Do you know what else happened that I heard? I read, I don't know if it was true or not, but I read on Twitter that it also auto played on people's discord. Yes, that's what that was. That's how it started. That's how that's when you click when you click the loopbox it plays once I believe and the second click is another play. I don't know but one point your videos like that dude they do that do that can we watch it at 17 seconds take the server auto play your video immediately
Starting point is 00:13:13 can you hit the banner it is crazy this is this is crazy the banner the banner. Yeah our discord banner can we make it like a video you do video yeah let's try that it's integrated and you actually get RPM What is this video? It's a little moobab. Have you not seen these yet? I did. I opened one.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Yeah, I opened all of them. We got a clown emoji or whatever. That's all it is. It's a thing, right? It's like not just, it's not for one day.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I think it's only for one day. That was it. That's, that's 17 second clip. Wow. That was the best video ever made. Dude, for all the people who worked really hard
Starting point is 00:13:48 and like got really lucky and, you know, whatever got the most viewed video, just got beat out by people weren't trying. Dude, that kind of sucks. God's plan now. has less views in that. That's great. Already.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah, this surpassed like 99% of Bill for the top 100. They're still on top. Okay. It's almost there though. My what? A hundred million years? Yeah. Oh, that's going to be broken today. Can we just listen to God's plan? What about this one? No. I have, I I remember looking at the video and I was like
Starting point is 00:14:12 How many? Oh, 8.4. 8.4 billion. There's not that many people in the world. There's not. Yeah. I don't think that. This video is not going to surpass that amount of views. however the most amount of views in 24 hours of world record never gonna be broken
Starting point is 00:14:28 I'm sorry it's never Discord makes another loopbox dude A-I is on the way I think it'll be broken I think AI will Did he spill water everywhere Did it actually spill water everywhere? Did it actually spill?
Starting point is 00:14:40 Oh my God it did Motherfucker Isaac's got to clean up his mess so our furniture doesn't get destroyed from his water spill We're gonna have so many ants Was it only water Was it just water it was water
Starting point is 00:14:50 It was gonna make an episode where like ants are sitting down and they're like talking to them Between Tanner and Isaac who have the habit of leaving containers. Don't bring me. He knocked it down. Don't put my name in that. Oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Yeah, it is. You drank out of that. Two podcasts ago that we, I think it was in when we were reporting. Yeah, because I was like, is this yours? And you're like, yeah. Yeah, Isaac knocked it down. Get away from me. Oh, deflecting.
Starting point is 00:15:11 No, they're definitely both guilty for sure. I'll find, like, I literally one day I had to close the same bottle of Advil three times. I'm like, what this dude is doing? Isaac's worst habit is the microwave, dude. You fucking. leave that shit open all the time. Dude, you leave it open like it has to breathe. Probably not.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Wait, actually, 5Kal old Chapo- Grunk, I want to ask you, do you or any of your roommates have any like horrible habits or you guys like pretty clean? No, we're actually chill as hell. The only thing that like like, we have a fart policy
Starting point is 00:15:48 because Cam doesn't like farts for some reason. So, like does it like farting himself? No. No, he just doesn't. He thinks it's gross, and it's like, which is fine. He grosses himself out. But like, like, every time I fart, I have to be like, I farted and I'm sorry if it smells. Like, sorry.
Starting point is 00:16:04 You should drive by fart and then Dutch oven him. You should bring him here. Oh, dude, Dutch ovening is pretty awesome. Just trap. You two should cuddle one night and then just like fart into the blanket and bring him underneath. Yeah, maybe we should. Maybe. You guys can't, you can't make it dirty because, like, if you make it dirty, it's like, if you make it dirty,
Starting point is 00:16:23 It's so small. You couldn't even walk. Wait, what do you do if you have to fart? What's your policy? In your fart policy. What's your policy? Wait, bring him in. Bring him in.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah, bring your friend. We got to hear the fart policy. Explain his fart policy. Actually, no, I'm not going to do that. Yeah. Just having to speak into the microphone. Oh, it's Isaac. It's me.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Yo, Camden. Hey, Camden. Hello. What's your policy for farting, bro? You don't like farts, dude. If it can be helped, I don't. like when people fart in my like vicinity you know what I mean that's fair yeah nobody likes that personal can I ask what you fart no I don't fart damn is you hold
Starting point is 00:17:06 it in never have never will I just put in the bag bubble of gas inside my stomach and burp do you blow it uh I might I might burb if the time is right oh time is right is it's like a sacred art you leave to fart like you got outside oh like a cigarette if i can listen like if i seriously like if i can help it i will try to like exit to another room to fart holy that's okay that's polite he's a shy fart you are you're polite so are you a shy shitter dude no you're an excited shitter yeah yeah damn what excited shitter i was like what is a boy what if like you're in like a stall and then i like open that door and i like open that door
Starting point is 00:17:53 real fast and start banging on the stall door and be like who's shit in there? What are you doing? Who I know those shoes? We start like yelling at you. Is that grux from Kevin? I just be like, fucking let it out. Alright. Let it all out.
Starting point is 00:18:08 All right. That's a real rule though. I don't like when people fart at me or near- Dude, you do it all the time to us. Well yeah but I don't like when it's done back. No. Isaac, you're the worst. Dude.
Starting point is 00:18:21 No. Thank you. Thank you, Thank you, you can. Nice day. Do you turn into a statue and you look right at someone and you're like,
Starting point is 00:18:28 and then you should let it go. And the last for like three seconds. Yeah, the most polite farter is yummy. He like runs away. Yomi's not polite. Yummy blames other people and by other people I mean at the house.
Starting point is 00:18:37 That's not true. He blames the house. Dude, this house is weird as far. That's not true. He'll shit his pants to be like, what the hell?
Starting point is 00:18:45 There was an episode, there was an episode we did where we were like setting up everything and he farts. There was like a barrier where I couldn't cross because it smelled so bad. And then it got so bad that these guys were like stretching my bathroom.
Starting point is 00:18:59 They're like, where's the smell coming from? Is it in here? What I was going to have come from? Oh, yeah, I don't know where that came from. It just smelled like ass. It smelled like sewage. Yeah, I remember that. Dude, I swear to God, I know it my own fart. It smelled like, that's going to be bad. I was like, Larry, just don't even come over here. It's horrible. And I smelled it. It was bad. And it stayed. And then it went away.
Starting point is 00:19:20 And I was like, all right, it's good now. And then like 10 seconds later, I was like, oh my God. I was like, where did that come from? Dude, dude, when we were recording a video, group video a few days back, I just remember we were setting up gear and there were people that weren't just in the group. There were people helping set up gear and like, yummy farted. And he's like, I never saw him get so flustered in his life. He's like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Oh, God, nobody come over here. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We got to open a window. I'm sorry, God. I'm sorry. He's like fanning the air. And he's like, oh, it's so bad.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And there was like two girls that were around and she was getting so flustered. I was like, this is the fart corner and I was like, oh God, it's leaving the far corner. It's starting to the fart room. I was like, shit. It was supposed to stay. It's like the leash snapped. You're like, oh, shit. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Dude, there was, um, I was thinking about what Candid said. And he worded something funny. It reminded me of Nick the other day. We were watching the outdoor boys and they went to, uh, they went to England to go to a castle. And they were just like filming, um, at these castles with their normal cameras. how they normally do all the time. And I was like looking at what they were wearing. And I was looking at the weather and it was like sunny.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And I was like, oh, I was like, do you think this was filmed recently? And then Nick looked at me and he was like, like in our day and age. And I was like, what? What do you mean in our day and age? Like with their modern cameras. In our day and age. The outdoor boys went back in time for like the 1300. That's a number of Newcastle.
Starting point is 00:20:47 I was like, what do you mean in our day and age? I didn't mean it that way. I was trying to clear it up. I'm like, I don't even know why I said that. I didn't even mean that. He just laughed. In age. Just couldn't stop laughing.
Starting point is 00:20:58 I walked away to go to the bathroom too, remember? I was like, oh, you got not, you got nervous? I was like going to pee and I was like, in our, like our day and age. I was like, no, like three weeks ago, not our day. It's like one of those things that I meant it in a way that it was like, you know, recently, but I for some reason said something totally, totally wrong. Yeah. It's probably something you watched. you know, and you just kind of brought it up.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Yeah, you just say some weird saying that Apple absolutely doesn't apply at all. Like something random, you just like Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree when it absolutely doesn't make sense. You know what I'm saying? When do you bring that up? Yeah, whatever. Didn't I bring that up recently? Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree? I think I said something about that.
Starting point is 00:21:38 What if it's a windy day? What does that mean? Bad day? It does fall far. What if your mom gives birth to you on a bad day? No, no. Is this what the podcast has come to? Do you guys just start, like, critically.
Starting point is 00:21:50 unpacking the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and like taking in the weather conditions of how far the apple would fall dude i swear we had a bit on discord that we used to say that the apple doesn't far fall we used to look up sayings and just like randomly say them when they never applied yeah yeah no that's real that's real it's like in a video isn't it in a video i swear to god it's a no one bro all this time yeah and i can't i can't remember what the hell we said oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh coming back oh hold on guys what is he saying Vision processing. He's having a vision.
Starting point is 00:22:22 No, it's gone. But I remember. This is off topic, but I show speed was on stream driving his brand new Lamborghini that he bought, his first car ever, and he was going over 150 miles an hour without a seatbelt on. Bro? Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:22:38 On street? That's kind of dangerous. Damn, he's criminalizing them. It's like, dude, don't do that. You're going to get banned. And then other people are like, he's going to go to jail. What do you mean? Yeah, they're going to get banned. You're going to get banned.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Shit, was that TOS? Oh, I shouldn't do that. Did you see, there was a football player who died. Yeah, it was something Davis. Vonte Davis passed right to age 35. I don't, can we look up? There was also another, um, hit and run. There was.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah, rice. Yeah. There were other football players that, uh, got into a car accident from, like, from racing. That was bad. That was, it was like a six car accident. Yeah, there's a bad. He fled to, which is worse. Um, Bonte, Davis.
Starting point is 00:23:20 It was a two-time pro-ball cornerback over 10 seasons. Damn, damn, damn, damn. Police said Monday the officers responded to a medical call after a house assistant found Davis deceased. Is foul play whenever somebody else has an involvement? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, like he was killed. But go back, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Or tampering or something or something's not right. Do he just pass? I guess so. That's pretty. Maybe he had something. It says sudden passing. Could have been a heart attack. Can you look up cause of death?
Starting point is 00:23:50 too insensitive to doing a pot i'm really curious because 35 is pretty damn young really i think i think the family can choose to keep it like yeah yeah they can yeah they can yeah it's probably private that's sad there's a really funny clip of him like a in an interview dying too young yeah like i click that yes dude yeah it's crazy how like brawny james had a heart attack one time oh that's scary ronnie james and how young is he how young is he how old is he how Old is he again? He's like, he's 19 or 20? 18, 19.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Dude, I, that is crazy. Oh my God, he's younger than me. Is he 18? He's 19. 2004. He's turning 20. Crazy, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Bro, he's younger than grunk. He's barely 19. Imagine being LeBron James son. Wait, he's great. I'm older by two, four days. You are. He's October 10th. Holy.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Oh. You think you can. Second, second, second, second, second. Sorry. October 4th or second? Second. Oh yeah, that's right, October 2nd. Damn.
Starting point is 00:24:57 Dude, that's crazy. Do you think that because he had a heart attack, he's, like, scared to have another? Yeah. I think everybody's scared to have another heart attack. Like, what was... That's so crazy to be, like, not in that... It's probably stress, pressure. Stress, pressure.
Starting point is 00:25:10 I think it happened at practice. Dude, imagine. So it was chill and not stress? It was just very intensive. I mean, it could just be, like, genetically, maybe. I don't know all the factors that went into it, but you know, you're putting a lot of stress in your heart
Starting point is 00:25:25 going through all that cardio regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, I don't know why I did that. There's actually, there's like a lot of high school players that have heart attacks in football basketball, just from drinking too much energy drinks, too much caffeine,
Starting point is 00:25:36 and then, like, putting a lot of straight on your heart. Uh-oh. Damn. Oh, why? Why, uh-oh? What happened? You don't drink caffeine? I'm Mr. I'm Mr. Caffeine.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Oh, you are? Hey, my, Mr. Um, water. How are you? Have I? Meet lean. Have I preached about the cartemic? The cardemic? You've talked.
Starting point is 00:25:58 That's been going on for years, briefly mentioned it, but that's so much. I know it has been, but now it's even more prevalent. And I'm here to put out a freaking PSA, stop smoking carts. You mean like, they're terrible. Off the street, right? Like weed carts.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Yeah. Well, I just mean like, yeah. Like for pens. Like pens and shit. Just like, don't do vape weed. Don't do vape weed. Don't do vape weed. Because vape weed is, like, bad.
Starting point is 00:26:26 Like, the juices stay in your lungs, and you'll get bronchitis at, like, 30 or younger. And, like, all these big streamers are getting high on stream off of carts, and they're promoting it to the youth, and they need to get off of the carts. Come on. Because carts are terrible. They turn your brain off.
Starting point is 00:26:43 They make you forget everything. Like, they're done. Don't do carts, guys. Mr. Water, this is Mr. Weed. Mr. Weed, nice to meet you. I think... I should be drinking more water. People should be putting water in their bottles.
Starting point is 00:26:55 People should be putting water in their bodies. Caffeine is the... Although maybe the America's most addictive drug, I believe caffeine can actually... I'm actually pretty addicted to water right now because I'm actually... I can be addicted to caffeine, but also water. Sorry, dude. Mr. Water's drinking water. Do you know who invented...
Starting point is 00:27:11 Bottle of water? Huh? Do you know who invented bottled water? Who? Waterheimer. What's that? Mr. Waterheimer? Weinstein It was Will Smith from Sharktail
Starting point is 00:27:25 No Oh dude I had a blast with you yesterday Why? Pull that up Will Smith did not event bottled water He did He did
Starting point is 00:27:35 Will Smith in Sharktail Fish guy Made up the water bottle Just water Here look up No you can't look up Will Smith Look up
Starting point is 00:27:43 Oh look up Oscar Sharktail bottled water It's like a two second clip It's not even going to come up I don't think. Water bottle? Is it memorable?
Starting point is 00:27:54 Water and bottle? Click that, click that, click that, click that. This, good enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, click that. Watch. What website are we on? Bottled water. There it is, it's all you need.
Starting point is 00:28:04 Okay, yeah. What? You saw that, this is, uh, this is the, you can look up like, words from a movie and it comes up with that. Bottled water. Bottled water. Well, I guess you did it.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Angelina Jolie in the movie, she's a bad bitch fish. Dude, I love that fish. I love that fish so much. Goodness Christ. What you're looking at me for? I love that fish. I love that fish so much. Yeah, I got back from the gas station with yummy.
Starting point is 00:28:31 And I was like, I got to eat my food. So I tried to turn on, oh my God, I tried to turn on train to Busan. Oh my God. Tooby. Go fuck yourself. We watched two minutes of it. Then what happened? And then the first word that was spoken was, oh la.
Starting point is 00:28:48 I said, The whole movie was in Spanish The whole movie was in Espanol, I didn't even know I didn't even know Did you guys watch with subtitles? No, they don't even have that They just had like It literally said it was in English
Starting point is 00:28:59 But it was only Spanish It was weird Yeah, so I went and I watched like that And I was like, what the hell And I looked it up on my phone And the fucking The English version isn't coming out For another month
Starting point is 00:29:09 I remember why does The Spanish dub Why are you in TV? I woke up to What is trained in Besson Like playing And I was like How did we watch it the first time
Starting point is 00:29:18 Because I fell back asleep We can't watch it anymore. Yeah, there it's about like zombies. Yeah, zombies, it's a Korean movie. Look at all those options. It's on Netflix, but why do I have to, why? Why did it bring me to Tooby?
Starting point is 00:29:32 Because it's free. I think I have every single one of those, except for the last one. You should have gone to Plex, man. Come on. Yeah, I don't know a Plex. I don't know a Pekok. I feel like Peacock has everything. Peacock's pretty dull.
Starting point is 00:29:41 What's Peacock? Peacock's another movie thing. I heard Train to Baslam was the first movie to hit 200% wrong tomatoes. 200. They broke the scale That's a head shot at a Crazy That was a dope movie
Starting point is 00:29:53 Anyways after the Trent to Busan catastrophe I just threw the remote on Yomi I said just pick anything He was like All right And he picked something He was like what movie What movie do you think
Starting point is 00:30:04 I'm gonna turn on It has Will Smith in it And I'm like Shark Tale Yeah that was his first Will Smith movie that came to his mind Shark Tale Yeah I don't know why
Starting point is 00:30:13 It's because it was the first I am legend I robot like every single everything. We already watched it. I robot, iPhone. It's crazy to me that none of you guys have seen concussion. Like I mentioned it in the car. I've seen it. I've seen facing the giants. Isn't it good movie? They played it in school. Yeah, I've seen the Titans. So, yeah, it's kind of like that. I've seen that. Dude, we were supposed to.
Starting point is 00:30:37 Okay. I've seen that. We were supposed to watch it in school and we took a quiz on it. Wow. Yeah, that's exactly what happened to me to me too. What the fuck? Is you ever see Michael? Oh, shit. forgot the name of the movie fucking Michael Brown Michael Brown No no Have you ever seen
Starting point is 00:30:52 Sandra Bullock Big football guy No it's uh blindside Oh uh yeah Blindside That was like my mom's favorite movie For like ever Yeah isn't it
Starting point is 00:31:00 All those Healed racism in America For like a year Wasn't that Christian movie People started being fucked up People are still evil They made the Avengers Everybody started hating each other
Starting point is 00:31:10 Who made the Avengers Right after Blindside The Avengers came out And they like did better Than the book song And then more in hatred It came on I was marveled like the biggest thing of all time when Avengers came out.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Because it was late, unfortunately. It was lit. It was lit. It was in dubitably. Like when I saw Captain America hold that like hammer, I was just like, yeah. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Standing ovation in the movie theater. I was like, this is keynote. Yes. There is no more great environment, like no better environment. That's awesome and amazing than going on like the first day at an Avengers movie drops and you're in the theater. It's because like they all freak out. People are like dressing up as shit. They're all clapping.
Starting point is 00:31:52 They're all. The damn Marv heads, bro. The Marv heads. Marv heads. Marv heads. They ruin everything. Marv heads. What?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Yeah, they're like Disney adults. Dude, Marvel has become so watched up. It's like kind of disgusting. That's not true. It is not true. It is true. It's not good.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Madam Webb has a lower score. That's a Marvel movie. Marvheads and Disney has a lower score than Morbius. The movie that we all collectively agreed was. When is the movie out? We were supposed to watch that one. It's been out for a while. We can watch it right now.
Starting point is 00:32:21 It was so horrible. Oh. Woo! Wait, it's to the right. 12. 12. 12. It used to be 14. It used to be 14.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Woo. What the fuck? 80 million budget, by the way. 80 mil. Oh, what is the box office? Yeah, what did they do for box office? They probably barely broke even. 200K.
Starting point is 00:32:38 It's so hard to go negative on a movie. It's so hard. Oh, man. Yeah, for Marvel, it's really hard to get negative. It's hard for anyone to get negative. But still, this is, Wait, no, that's just... I don't know.
Starting point is 00:32:48 You know what was a movie? American Cycle was so bad when it launched. I mean, it's really positive. I'm sorry, but Madam Webb will never be American Psycho. Oaks Office, like... Madam Webb will never be. Oh, wow. Okay, whoa.
Starting point is 00:32:59 I mean, that's pretty good. That's pretty good for back that. Never mind. They 4X their money, pretty much. 5X their money. It basically, uh, people hated this movie until he came out on DVD and then he came a classic. All right, now look up Kong X, a Godzilla box office.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Because I still got to go. go see that. Is the box office? I remember I got a ad for this movie. It was like, it was Godzilla on one side and King Kong on the other. He's just like, Ro! And then they just stayed there awkwardly for like three seconds.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Then you saw Baby Kong like, oh my God. Dude, wait, can you, can we need to move away from the baby tropes? Dude, it's over.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Baby Tron. We get it. It's over. Baby Kong. Who do you just pick? Who do you do? Have you seen every TikTok rappers
Starting point is 00:33:47 trying to sound like BabyTron? No. It's the Michigan. Michigan. What do you mean? It's Michigan freestyle. They just have the same
Starting point is 00:33:54 kind of flow. They're like, yeah, I got a sore, but I don't know, of course. Yeah, that girl is a bad word. I'm a ride on a horse.
Starting point is 00:34:02 I'm a rat on a horse. Dang. Uh-oh. What's wrong, buddy? I was really close to winning Mind Sweeper on Hard and I lost. Oh my God. We on the train, baby.
Starting point is 00:34:12 I've been playing Mindsweeper like every single day on my phone. Can I tell you guys when I'm doing this? weekend. Are you going to see a Geolexcom? I'm going to start vlogging again this weekend. Whoa. No way. Hala. Hala. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. I'm going to go to. And you guys are welcome to come with me if you'd like. I'm going to Dallas. What's in Dallas? Going to Collecticon. What is Collecticon? It's a big
Starting point is 00:34:34 trading card convention. And I'm buying a big pack of Pokemon cards to unbox. for a stream. You're about to make him bring out his toys. Oh my God. I hate when he gets excited. What if he's like, this is $18,000 by the way. So don't be careful.
Starting point is 00:34:52 I've been holding on to this. Yeah, I didn't want to show you guys. But now that you mention it, I'll bring it out. I just bought this last weekend. Oh, here we go. Oh, he's got some cards.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Oh, yeah. Yo, believe it or not. So those are from the McDonald's ones, though. You can't, you can't. Those are like the toys. Yeah, so those are like the fake toys. So Isaac is bringing out cards that were given to us from someone that sent them in the PO box, which, by the way, that person went into
Starting point is 00:35:16 my Twitch chat. No, no, no, incorrect. These are not from the PO Box. These are actual packs? These are actual packs. Why do you have those? I think I was at like a DLC gas station or a DLC something. DLC.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Where I was like, what are these here? It was a CVS, I believe. If you want to open one, we can, I'm down. DLCGAS station, CBS. Like, $4.99? Let me open one. We open one. I want to see.
Starting point is 00:35:40 I just want to hold it. You can hold it. Don't open them. Wait. Open both of them. These are like new generation Pokemon cards, right? Probably, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:49 All right. Yeah, just why not open them? Not you. Why not me? Because I want to just open one, not four or three. Yeah, I can open these. Hey.
Starting point is 00:35:57 I guess. Dude, so I'm going to be, and basically buying a giant, a giant booster thing. And you guys can all help me. Logan Paul. No! Logan Paul.
Starting point is 00:36:09 All right. If this is true Pokemon cards, you take this. top you go like this one two three you just put them underneath like that you gotta describe where you're getting for the audio like blank okay flipping it around all right we got a Padove you want to show the camera Padov okay they're gonna see from there you probably a Padov actually wait I could do this phone on oh here we go he's gonna do some crazy he's gonna break it and all our foot is gonna get lost hey look we got a Padov is that what it is
Starting point is 00:36:32 I think so all right we got an energy card here okay all right that's pretty good oh hey oh we got a trainer mm no hollow Traynor. Okay, we got a Bruxish. Hollow as well, bro. Huge, huge, huge. That's a sexy fish. All right, we got a marip.
Starting point is 00:36:50 It kind of looks like Tanner. It's cute. Really? It's a marip. There you go. Got a little maro. All right. We got a Fridjibax.
Starting point is 00:36:58 That's how you pronounce that. What's up, Fridgeebacks? How you doing? All right, we got a honk shoe. Honkshoe. Honch crow. What's up? Honskrow.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Oh, we got a Venonat. Venonat. What's up. Okay. Hey, yo, no, we got the hound, dude. What's up? Oh, no. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Don't let that guy sniffing food. This is a lot of cards. Beating the duties down. All in one deck? I think you... Is this the last one? Holy shit. Yeah, I think you opened the cool ones first, somehow, somewhere.
Starting point is 00:37:28 That one was funny. I also got this one, the rarest one yet. I think it's a guarantee. That's not real. Wasn't there one card that if it was a PSA 10, it would have been $400? Guarantina. This is one of the cards that we got from the guys. guy on the P.O. B.O. B. Which, by the way,
Starting point is 00:37:42 it will... It will never leave sleeve, and it will never be broken. It's like our... Well, sorry about that. I use it as a coaster. You guys don't know, but... I snort Coke off. Yeah, I snort Coke off it. All right. Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do with all those cards. Look that big old Pikachu.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Here, you can bring those to the convention and ask them, ask, like, get them appraised. Oh, I try to do one of those videos where, like, I start with nothing, and then I came out with, like, $30 billion. That'd be cool. Worth the cards. Get those to the convention. a Charzard. That'd be a funny bit.
Starting point is 00:38:14 I did get a Charzard one time. A Charzard from Charzard E.X. What is it? E.X. Here's what you do. It's just one of the pack. I don't remember. Someone in the comments would know.
Starting point is 00:38:24 He's opening two of them. You got to tell, no, no, no. It's the old packaging. You have to bring those over and ask someone to apprais them say that pack was like $120. They're like, you spend $120 on this shit? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:37 They're going to feel real bad. Yeah, but it's going to be funny. Yeah, that would be funny. Yeah, that would be pretty funny. I'm going to do that, actually. That would be a good idea. You got to do this. You got to do this for one of them,
Starting point is 00:38:45 where you put the, like, the name and like the little barcode and the code, all that stuff. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. You have to get it graded officially. Yeah, but if you, like, mimic the official grade, it's like forgery. It's like if you make a fake $100 bill. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know if it's possible.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I feel like there's, like, a way to check to make sure, too, you know what I'm saying? Don't they all come with a barcode to you scan? It comes up on the website. There's a barcode right there. Oh, there is a barcode. Barcode. Really? Barcode.
Starting point is 00:39:11 Saves the world. Barcode. Interesting. Well, yeah, I'll be there, so if anyone ever wants to go to CollectaCon. GamerSups is going to have a booth there, so I'm going to go hang out with them for a little bit. They got a booth.
Starting point is 00:39:20 I'm going to go in there because I'm buying cards, like a big box of them. And guys, I'm going to be honest, this is kind of an expensive box. But I'm going to do it because I want to vlog it. How much is the box? I don't want to be honest. You got to tell us now.
Starting point is 00:39:34 I don't. Come on to. 20 bucks. Tell us with your eyes. The whopping $80. Tell us. No, I'm bullied. I think it's over $500.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah, yeah, it is. Because I mean there's 32 packs. Oh, well, it's a box. It's not like just one pack. I say, I say $1,200. No. No, not above $1,000? No, it's more than $1,000.
Starting point is 00:39:52 $1,500. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. When you, when I bring it home, you'll see. $3,000. I'm going to live stream. $80,000.
Starting point is 00:40:01 If you don't get one cool card, you got to rip them all up. You have to buy sleeves. Dude, I thought about that. Imagine pulling. a Charzar and just if I pull the charzar, the only rules I have to tear it up. You just got to rip it. That would piss so many people off. People donate to bend whatever you have.
Starting point is 00:40:15 Like you open one and you could bend them all. You have to bend them all. And then you don't know if you bent a nice one until you open a mall. You have to wipe one with your butt. That's what you got to do. That's fucked up because that means that you never make your money back. Chat, I'm, dude. The only way to do that is to make sure that it's not through PayPal.
Starting point is 00:40:31 They could charge me back. And then what? Right. Then you're a loser. That's like double gambling. That's actually double gambling. You have to do bits. 10,000 bits, you've been the whole pack.
Starting point is 00:40:41 10,000 bits. Isn't that just $100? Yeah. No. Or is that $1,000? $10,000 is $100. $10,000. Oh, it is.
Starting point is 00:40:50 No, you're right. He's $100. He's right. He's right. So when you... A thousand's $10. I don't know if I would do... I don't know if I would do it for...
Starting point is 00:40:57 I would have to do... Dude, that's so much. Because, like, imagine there's a Charzard area. That's like over $10. If it's... Let's say worst-case scenario, they make you bend every single pack. 32 of a... them. That'd be what, $3,200? I'm guessing the pack isn't worth $3,200.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Oh, the whole pack you're saying? The whole thing you're buying. Or all 32. Or all 32. All 32 packs. Bend all of them? No, no, no. I'm saying like the worst case scenario, if you're, you're not spending more than $3,200 bucks. The worst case scenario is you bend all of them, but you make $3,200 bucks through Twitch. Yeah. You know? But then like. But then you lose off on a, oh yeah. You have to wipe your butt with one. Yeah. Isaac Wy and software that is you guys can you guys pose like that now look up look up Wario and Waluigi that's me now look up toad and look up you gotta look up toad and
Starting point is 00:41:52 my little belly my little belly my big belly dude who is Larry Larry's Toad no I think grunks toad yeah this is wrong okay gronk is whoa wait what is this is this what the what the Whoa. Is that new? Whoa, yeah, I've never seen that. You guys just hear that? I wish I had that in school.
Starting point is 00:42:13 That was so sick. What was that? You played a toadsox. Look up hippopotamus and see if it does that. No chance. I want to know what they make. Hippocampos. There's no chance.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Oh, shh. That's a V8. Wait. Hey, do a koala. Kuala, koala. Coalas are so gross. Oh, yeah, look up like a monkey. No way.
Starting point is 00:42:35 They hate them. Monkey monkey monkey. Fox. What? Fox. Wait, what does the Fox say? Hey, ding, ding, ding, ding. Oh, look up CNN.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Oh, oh, shh, shh, pf. That was just like a man. Did he fart before doing that? Hold on, do that again. What was that noise? There's different? Oh, do it again. Dude, that's scary.
Starting point is 00:43:00 It sounds like a monkey. What if you click it like six, six, six times, and he goes, help! Help it! Stop it! That thing sounds weird Well Oh shit
Starting point is 00:43:15 How do they make that? What if you looked up Wookey Do well How do you spell that? Chubacabra Like Captain America versus Yoda
Starting point is 00:43:27 Wookee noise Wookey noise Look up Look up Iron Man Visits patient What if I look up Bigfoot No don't
Starting point is 00:43:37 Bigfoot Animal, he's put an animal. No. Wait, what does a giraffe make? It doesn't even... We can learn so much nowadays. This is so cool. We can.
Starting point is 00:43:48 I just eating. They don't make sound. Are they silent? They might be silent. Oh, wait, wait, wait. They're moving in silence. GERB. They do kind of silently fight each other
Starting point is 00:43:58 and sling their necks of each other. G.I.R. B. We do. I. L? What? Are you saying? G.E.R.B.
Starting point is 00:44:06 You're right. I'm what the. Why is there no fucking name for a dirt? Because they just squeak. They go, that sounds awesome. Dude, gerbil noise. Oh, no. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:18 Wait, look up. No, look up. No. It sucks. This ain't the same. Ew, what a she. That was like Kohl's law. Oh, it's waking up.
Starting point is 00:44:27 So, it bites his finger off. Yeah, bite him. How are you? Bite him, kill him. Dude, this video is 11 years old. That hamster is dead as hell. Yeah. Probably died right after this video.
Starting point is 00:44:37 He only lives three to four years. Okay, wait, last one. Last one, can just do guinea pigs. They're so cool. I hate those stupid things. They are all up, bro. I'd kill everyone. Really?
Starting point is 00:44:45 Here we go, here we go. I hate them. I hate them. Whoa. My neighbor had one called Kimmy, and I almost, I hated it, dude. I just, I hated it. They're so annoying. I'll do this.
Starting point is 00:45:00 But Nick, you also hate wet baby monkeys. You want to kill them. Oh, did I ever talk about that? Did I ever talk about that? Okay, I don't want you to kill it. He said you want to throw it at all. They're so weird looking dude. Look, look, look. He says he'll squeeze its eyeballs out of his eyes.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Oh my god, you're like those YouTube videos. Okay, look up baby, look a baby monkey in water. Okay. They're so cute. They're cool. Dude. He's so cute. Dude, no, no.
Starting point is 00:45:25 We have to find like an actual, like... No, we have to kill them. We have to. They're so freaky and weird. Oh my god. That's like the yummy face. Yes, the yummy's reaction channel. He's looking out of idiots and cars.
Starting point is 00:45:37 car crash. I was watching a video. He was getting like a little comb over with his hair and shit and he was just looking like he was relaxing, sucking on his dumb thumb. Larry, Larry, click the one to the left.
Starting point is 00:45:49 This one? Yeah, click it. He's pink. You want to watch the video? Yeah. Oh, wait, guess,
Starting point is 00:45:56 guess. There is pink monkey. Oh. Hello. Hi. Hello. Oh, he's like a little tan.
Starting point is 00:46:03 You love the best, don't you? Oh, he's like a little tan. You love the bath, don't you? Sorry Otto. Audio listeners is the cutest thing. We're looking at a monkey and you can't see. Oh. And the monkey just yawned. The little baby monkey in the water just yawned. He's not cute.
Starting point is 00:46:17 You're gonna be a... Don't exit, don't exit, don't exit. Yeah, that's cute. That's cute and all, but why are they cooking them alive? Look at the left side. True. Why is he in a... Why is he getting boiled? This is the exact one Nick hated.
Starting point is 00:46:26 They're boiling him. They're boiling him. He's melting! He's like really old men with big hands. Dude, he's so like... Stupid. Look, you can hear everything. For $10 a day,
Starting point is 00:46:38 oh, look at how relaxing it is. Every lean. Every second he's getting boiled and cups a day. We'll save this monkey. Are you like, are you ready for the miracle of childbirth? Because I'm sure like 99% of babies do that like all the time. Yeah, they also do this. Your baby's going to grow watermelon.
Starting point is 00:46:55 No, that one's chill. I think I just don't like their head like with all their hair slicked back. They look really weird. You don't like when they have to get hygiene. You don't like this? No, not that one. That's not. It's the third one on the bottom row.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Yeah. Look, he's chilling. He's just playing with toys. He's got a rubber donkey. He's got a damn. Look at this guy. What is that green thing? He's got the green booger.
Starting point is 00:47:18 The green cumulon. What is that? Oh, callback of this. Call back. It's a curleon. Now they're chill, man. Oh, here we go. Oh, he's here.
Starting point is 00:47:32 Oh, he's here. Oh, is that real? Yeah, it says real I think that's an AI video. Okay, it says, dangi. It says real as Christmas. It's real as Christmas. You look up monkey falling?
Starting point is 00:47:44 We got to stop, stop. We got to stop doing this. No, it's just a React video. It is a React. I feel bad for the audio listeners. They don't listen to it on the audio. They drive. Maybe that's why they get into accidents.
Starting point is 00:47:55 They're always looking at their phone. They're like, oh, I got to see this. And then they get in a car. I'll take a look. Audio listeners, once you get home from your drive, comment down below and say, do you not like when we react or do you like when we react? We're gonna keep doing it anyway, sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Oh, real quick. I know, because somebody emailed me about it. It was a, you can put videos on Spotify. Is that a thing we have access to? You got an email? Or do we have to be like awesome, more awesome? I have no idea. We can find out.
Starting point is 00:48:20 We'll look into it. But if we can do that, we'll try to do that for you audio listeners. So we're like, oh, look at this monkey. You're like, all right, I'll take a look off. So that's basically just like a, just at that point. Is it even like a podcast? It's just a YouTube. Yeah, it's a podcast.
Starting point is 00:48:34 Peter Pena. Have you ever seen Joe Rogan? You think they just like... Dude, they watch videos... Don't pull that up. Jamie actually, no, because there's people who don't watch it. No, it's like... Don't pull it up.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Jamie, describe that video. Yeah, so he was... The monkey was in the bathtub. He had a green thing. And then there was a good point. Thank you, Jamie. Hey, Grunk. I need to ask you like a real question.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Ask me a real. Who, how, and why. Like, what wavelength are you on with your friends where you are able to think of the stupidest shit? Dude, Isaac talks about this all the time, by the way. I have never Dude He's obsessed with you
Starting point is 00:49:07 You pulled up the I don't don't I think Isaac wants to Go back out Or just go to fuck the fuck And then the Durpina balloon What
Starting point is 00:49:15 How do you even think of that shit You just randomly go one day This was one of my friends Friends friends That came over and did this actually Oh Who is that girl It's Derpina
Starting point is 00:49:25 Look up Durpina She's beautiful She's a rage comic That's a real thing No I don't really Whoa No my friend
Starting point is 00:49:33 my friend Nick, not you, Nick. He's gonna be one of my roommates next year. Oh, is that a gruncton, too? He's, like, tapped into the internet scene, and he's the one that originally brought up. I don't feel, feel like, like, going, going to fuck the fuck. Did he also bring up Drupina? No, Maya did this.
Starting point is 00:49:51 That is just crazy, dude. I don't know. Dude, we have fun here. Like, sorry. I think you guys are, I think I'm about to, like, go for a semester and move in. All right, yeah, this is called leaving your room and, like, getting friends. Yeah, you don't leave your room. Oh, so if I go outside and get a friend,
Starting point is 00:50:06 they're going to bring up Drupuna? No, no, no, you know what's going to happen? I'm going to get a friend and they're going to be like, no, listen. What's up, brother? And I'm going to punch him in the mouth. No, what the fuck? Bring me back to Drupina.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Enough of that. You need to be silly online, but not like separate online, like IRL online. And that's the, that's the key to getting people in your life. What are you saying to me right now about online? I didn't even get that. I get what it means. Like, so you need to, you need a separate. life from the internet they need to be silly on. Correct. I fully agree with you. And that's where you
Starting point is 00:50:38 be silly and then you attract other silly real people and then you become silly real people. Can I provide, an example? I'm going to provide an example. My friends. So I have two friends from high school. Actually, I've known them since middle school, since fifth grade. I guess that's considered elementary. I've been friends with them for all of high school, middle school, whatever, and they actually live in Austin now. And they came over the house and they hung out. Yummy, can you vouch that they're pretty, They're pretty goofy. They're pretty silly. They're just silly.
Starting point is 00:51:05 The one with the glasses is pretty silly. They're really silly. Yeah, they're pretty great to hang out with. Dude, they ask me like, do you want to go to a rodeo? I'm like, I mean, maybe. Roeo is cool. I mean, I've never been to a rodeo, and they're like, all right, dude. Hey, why don't you come over to our house?
Starting point is 00:51:20 We got like two Quest 2s, and let's just go, let's play some cooking games with VR. You guys went over to his house to play Overcooked? No, I didn't actually. Plans changed. We ended up getting Mexican food. And it was delicious It was delicious Delicious
Starting point is 00:51:34 Yeah, dude Having friends outside of like Just this shit is like so important You guys are not in this space Yeah, facts Let's go bro I don't even Yeah I don't have any friends outside of this shit
Starting point is 00:51:45 I don't think I ever will I don't see you guys Yeah it's hard Probably to get out of that bubble It is I want to stay in the bubble man I'm staying in the bubble I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:51:53 Really? I'm sorry Yeah but All right look Because the second The second Where I like Let's say I get a friend somewhere in Austin
Starting point is 00:52:03 and the conversation of so what do you do comes up I either lie to their fucking face or tell them the truth and then deal with the consequences I don't think they're gonna like take a picture of you because if they're an adult not that not that they're gonna constantly like all right man I'm trying to go live on Twitch
Starting point is 00:52:21 and I need to make no no people are not like that Isaac and if they are just cut them off yeah let me just cut them off they don't do this happened so many times yeah but that's so many That's because, like, it's really cool in common, but, like, if they're an adult with a real adult job, they really don't give a fuck. They don't. Listen, I've only, I've only dealt with that, like, two or three times. And, like, I just don't acknowledge it.
Starting point is 00:52:44 I move on. Dude, you always, like, brainwashing me. Yeah, but the thing is that you guys have common interest because you're just in college, like, you're stuck together. Yeah, exactly. We would have to go out and force the most unnatural relationship with anybody out. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's way harder for you guys.
Starting point is 00:52:59 It is. I mean, I'm not like saying it's impossible for us to make friends but I'm saying like we just go out and we're like you like drinking I like drinking together I'm gonna be friends I think dude that's where we go
Starting point is 00:53:09 Oh wait I'm sorry You like movies I like movies I slosh movies I disagree Let's go to six street You're only other friends you have you said you know It's fifth grade Let's go to 6th street
Starting point is 00:53:19 You and me That's not even fair We'll meet friends Drunk friends But they'll be friends later I'll bring a homeless guy to this house I'd rather be friends with the homeless guy Yeah I like where this is going
Starting point is 00:53:29 I have to kindly disagree with you guys. Who was your friend? Well, I wouldn't consider them friends, but like, for example. Dang. So we went, remember when we went to that dinner with gamer subs and stuff, and it was with Jordan Belfort? That's not your friend. You're not letting me explain, bro.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Listen, there was a bartender there, okay? He was, and turns out that he actually, him and his brother both go to the gym, like my gym. They recognized me, walked up and said, yo, bro, saw you at the dinner. It's good to see you again. whatever, you know, one of them messaged me on Instagram. It was dope, you know, super formal chill. Then their dad walked up to me like a few days later and was like,
Starting point is 00:54:06 yo, you met my two sons. I trained. I, like, you know, teach them how to work out, box, whatever, if you ever want to work out or whatever, just cool. And it was like fitness related. And then, you know, you just kind of like relate and talk based on certain things that you have. I need to ask. I need to ask.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Not to interrupt you. Do you genuinely find yourself getting into conversations at the gym? Yes. Wow. How do you do that? How do you do that? Because I go there every day and I feel like, I could all start with just genuinely striking a conversation. Like if someone's lifted heavy or just like, you know, how long you've been working out or something like that.
Starting point is 00:54:40 What are you aiming at me for? He's making a weird face. I saw him. Not him. To who? I don't know. Tanner? I just saw you looking at him.
Starting point is 00:54:49 I think you guys just, I'm going to throw this out there. I think you guys are just socially inept. No, I am socially inept. I'm not socially inept. I'm not socially enough. I don't want to be friends with strangers. What happens? like my friends. Every friend starts out as a stranger, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Well, maybe I like my friends. All right. I like keeping my circle close. When there's too many people coming into your life, there's more. Let me explain something. The people who understand you the most are the people who live similar lives to you. Who lives similar lives to me? Content creators. Isaac, why? I got to naturally, I relate to them the most. You're right. Real shit. I have never in my life. I'm not socially
Starting point is 00:55:25 and I'll talk to anybody anywhere. Even at the gym, but I do not find myself going out of my way to strike conversation at the gym. I don't outwardly go out of my way either. I wear my hat very, very low and I'm looking at the ground most of the time. How the hell? They come up to it.
Starting point is 00:55:39 You know what it is. First of all, look at you. You don't look approachable at all, you fucking freak. Look, if I saw you wearing that in the gym, I'd be like, who the hell is that? Like, cyborg? I don't want to talk to that.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I wear my mask at the gym and my glasses in my head, too. But I think, like, Nick's thing is that, like, he's there so, he's been there so much. I think he works. there. That like his chances of being approached by somebody who's seen him like 50,
Starting point is 00:56:02 100 times already is like so much higher than somebody who's going once a week. Yeah. You know what I mean? People will walk up to me and I'll just strike a conversation. Oh, I don't know. It even can start by like someone having a similar car to me and I park next to them and we just so happen to see each other and then we just strike conversation
Starting point is 00:56:18 like that. I do do that. Isaac, did you not talk to you never talk to anybody at the gym ever? The only time the only time people talk to me is when like, hey, are you using that? Yeah, yeah, that's it. And I don't even take on my headphones. And I leave. I just give him a wave like, yeah, here you go.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Go ahead. I did get a dude's number at the gym. That sounds really weird. What the hell? I did. I did. I'll tell you why. He's a basketball trainer for youth, but he's, uh, he's the leader of a men's league out here.
Starting point is 00:56:46 All right. Yommy, real quick. We got a question. Scroll down a little bit, Larry. All right. Have you ever had feelings for the same gender close friend? Where's the definite? leave option.
Starting point is 00:56:58 Nope. We're just friends. Nope. There's no definitely. Just choose the top one. You get feelings from me, Yami? Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Well, Yami, have you? No, but he's, he's, yeah, he's like, he plays in a men's league. He's played multiple men's league
Starting point is 00:57:12 and he's like won championships and shit. I thought that was cool. Damn. Not like anything crazy. A Mens league for what? Basketball. Oh, duh,
Starting point is 00:57:19 do, do, do. They won like little, they got like, Lifetime. Lifetime does men's leagues and he's like won a couple of those. I was pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Hell yeah. Yeah. think like the only way to really explore and see if like you could have I wouldn't consider them friends right like what would you rather have a hundred pennies or four quarters right like that's what you try and you weigh a hundred pennies four dollar coins okay there you go but I'm trying to say like you wouldn't consider them friends however it would be nice to have other people to at least socialize with that no that that is because people in this space are just not in in real life bro I'll just say that like content creators and there's
Starting point is 00:57:57 everything about YouTube that is like the main reason why I chose college over living yeah yeah you got a point but it's also very hard to kind of and it sounds really dumb it's it's only dumb if you don't understand it I guess I'm not trying to make it seem like it's crazy
Starting point is 00:58:13 but like sometimes you really do get really deep in kind of the content creation mindset or whatever where like it's not like a facade or anything fake but it becomes so much of a part of like your every day day life where you constantly feel like you have to be engaged in it where it's kind of hard to escape it is a it's a big snowball is what it feels like it's like one of those things you have to go on
Starting point is 00:58:33 twitter you have to go on there's no turning back you don't have to go on twitter yeah you do you have to do it it just feels hard to escape but i feel like maybe having those friends outside of it would be cool um like kind of have like you know like a for for example so for me like when i'm not like doing something work related it's always going to be a hobby or it's going to be something about like my own health like that's the thing i buy a lot of lot of shit. I buy a lot of shit for myself that I just like do on the side, whether that be music or that be something else. It's usually on the computer. It's usually something in my room. I do have to say you do a lot. It's just great to have a big one. Like hobbies to have
Starting point is 00:59:11 and do and shit like that, you know, you just got to fucking. Because you, you, you've told me stories of when you're a wee, a wee little guy and all the bullshit that you would do, just you would just do whatever. And it's funny because it followed you into adulthood, but in like a less like But it's more targeted now. Like he'll do whatever, but it has a direction. It has more purpose. Yeah, exactly. I don't really like to do things if it doesn't really have much of a purpose.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Or like I can't see myself using it either in work or I can't see myself using it just in general. Right. You know, I want to be able to take it with me. So like music, for example, was like a big thing. Music is a big thing for yummy as well. And like we both invested in things that like it's not in our careers, but we love it so much that we're willing to spend that kind of money.
Starting point is 00:59:54 Right. And that's like another important thing is to have at least a hobby or an escape. Yeah. If it's not sociable, then it has to be something for yourself. Right. You have to, you have to reward yourself. Hobbies are so damn important. Yeah, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:00:10 I'll say this and like I guess it kind of relates to like going to the gym and stuff, but it's just the fact that like I do go and get out of the house and do something. And if I didn't do that, because like going to the gym is pretty much my social time, even if I'm not socializing. I have to. I have to go to the gym. And so, like, for me, for example, like, Yummy can relate on this. Like, I went to the gym.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I was playing basketball. And some dude just walked up to me. He said, yo, do you want to hop in for 3 v3s? Like 3 on 3? And I said, bro, I'm hot ass at basketball. And he said, I'll take that as a yes, bro. Warm up. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:00:41 And I was like, okay. I love friends like that. Yeah, bro. He's like, yeah, bro. You got shoes? I'm like, I'm wearing these. He's like, yeah, bro. Like, let's, you know, I'll give you five minutes, bro.
Starting point is 01:00:50 And then that was it. And I actually was draining some threes. and I did a few layups. And in that, I learned how to, like, when you know how, like, when you pass a ball to somebody, you cut in so that they could possibly pass it back to you. It's like that same thing. And he taught me that. He was like, they were showing me things.
Starting point is 01:01:05 And it's like, they were just chill as hell. They didn't ask me of my job because they don't give a fuck. Like, they just, they just want to play basketball. And if I see them again, you know, you get to see them. I know their names. And it's just like, it goes like, that's, in my opinion, the start to at least something. You know, the foot's in the door. And, like, I don't have to build on that.
Starting point is 01:01:22 But, like, it's better than not. doing fucking anything. Right. You know? Basketball players just want to play. They don't care if somebody's absolutely horrible. As long as you're not injuring other people. Right.
Starting point is 01:01:31 Cross them up too hard. Driving that just being stupid. You just got to lay back a little bit on the cross-ups, man. Yeah. Dude, I'm like a crazy menace when I go to the basketball court, dude. I love what you're looking at both. Because you know we're about a check you. You're rubbing the chair.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Tanner is apparently the biggest menace on the court only when we're not walking. When Taylor's alone at LA Fitness, he turns into LeBron James. When he's back here, he's like, I don't even know. I was shooting. I was shooting. I was,
Starting point is 01:01:56 I was having fun. I was playing. And then these guys came in there like, yo, you want to play with us? You want to play? You want to hop on? I was like,
Starting point is 01:02:04 no, I'm not that good. And I was like, Schroding. Shroden. Just draining. And then I was like, all right, I got to go.
Starting point is 01:02:10 And I put my hood up. I literally don't believe a single story. Tanner has ever said about basketball. I know. I know, I know Tanner real well. That happened.
Starting point is 01:02:20 Not even one story. No, it did happen. give some validation to Tanner. It depends on the ball he plays with and he'll make like four or five in a row and then he'll miss one. He's like, no, it's because you'll only see me on the outside court. You've never seen me in the inside court, right?
Starting point is 01:02:33 That's true. There's two different scenario. The inside court is Diffy. It is Diffy. Tannery, you know what he does right before he shoots all his threes. He doesn't warm up and he dribbles the ball. But then he dribbles and the ball like doesn't go where his hand thinks and he calls the employee in and then points to
Starting point is 01:02:49 the ground and he points to it. Oh my gosh. And they're like, you're right it's a dead spot on the court yeah and they gotta like fix it up for me I'm like I'm like I think you're yeah and he goes yep
Starting point is 01:02:58 and now I'm good yeah he's crazy anyways I think it's I think the lesson I think the lesson is for for all of us because like I don't know
Starting point is 01:03:09 I started noticing myself like getting real fucking sad and depressed and then how do you fix that I feel like part of it it's just like your environment and not saying that this environment is bad
Starting point is 01:03:19 it's just that like you sometimes crave more or like just different things. So like here I think work. I think like good vibes. I think of like, you know, just wanting to hang out with my friends.
Starting point is 01:03:30 But then I go to the gym and I'm like, okay, do I want to go play fucking pickleball and be like super fucking Caucasian? Maybe, you know? Maybe I want to go play some. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:39 I think, I think your issue is you don't like settling into a routine that doesn't directly. Look up self-actualization. Isn't good. Self-actualization? I don't even know what that means. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:03:52 think I've changed since I was 15. The realization of a person's full potential, it is found at the peak, okay, Maslow's hierarchy. Is this fucking philosophy? Yeah. Click on that second picture. What's the middle of the pyramid? Fish. Estrogen mode.
Starting point is 01:04:07 Is this a fish oil pill? That's a steam. Dude, I only eat chick fillet because they put estrogen in their food. It's a holler, holler, me too, holler. What does that say? It says self-actualization. Click on the one that looks like the pride flag down a little bit. That's right.
Starting point is 01:04:22 Self actualization, desire. Oh, let me zoom in. Desire to become. So everybody starts with physiological needs, right? Yeah. Physiological. Air, water, food, shelters, sleep, clothing,
Starting point is 01:04:31 reproduction. Once you get that, you got your safety needs. You got personal security, employment, resources, health. Once you got all that, you're starting to get lonely, right? I don't care about friendship, intimacy. You got your family.
Starting point is 01:04:42 Once you got all that. I'm in the esteem section. You're in your esteem section phase. Dude, dude, but my philosophy teacher told me nobody ever reaches self actualization. ever. I mean self-masturbation. No, I don't know. Said it's it's I feel like if you think you've reached self-actualization and other people can say at least one other person can say you you've reached self-actualization I think you've reached self-actualization. What does that mean? Well the thing is with
Starting point is 01:05:04 no self-actualization is me saying you know who you are I know what I want I know who I am I think you're like fully self-aware of yourself no no it's it's it's you are fully self-aware of it's not even that it says the desire to become the most that the most that one to be so even what you are right now you want to be more than what you are right now you can actively you're always reaching you can actively self-actualize i don't know because like what am i going to want when i'm like 30 like i can't figure that i want i'm 20 because you're always wanting more yeah what if you're 99 well that's no no you guys are understanding it's the desire it doesn't matter what you want it's the desire to be the most you can be of course it's the desire to perfect yourself
Starting point is 01:05:42 and like mental physical even spiritual if you fuck with that dude i can see i can see how like a a majority of people. Can you just go back to the picture? Oops. Damn. Oh my God. That's a call of boobies? I can see how majority of people in this world
Starting point is 01:05:59 genuinely can struggle at literally the very, very bottom in some parts of the world, but then also safety needs and love and belonging, bro. I can see where the hiccups could start right there. Yeah, I feel like esteem is even a tough thing for people. I don't even think people have time to reach a steam. I can't even do a scheme. I feel like they're worried about safety needs, like when they're going to get fucking pay. I'm worried. I'm still in, like, red and orange and orange and red.
Starting point is 01:06:23 Damn. Oh, my God. You guys are saying you can't find your purpose or goals? No, no. Okay. Self-actualization. Yami, do you want to be the best version of yourself, or do you want to settle for mediocrity? I want to be the best version of myself.
Starting point is 01:06:38 There you go. Then you are, you have the desire to become the most you can be, which is self-actualization. Does everybody have that? Like, even before anything else? Some people. Some people don't. Some people dream. They don't chase.
Starting point is 01:06:50 I think it needs to be understood. This 100% changes, dude. You could get laid off from your job one day and you could be almost approaching self-aculation and you're dropping again. You gotta worry about your fucking... Like that... Everybody loses jobs. Nobody can actually get divorced and you're immediately back down again. You gotta look at the common man and not...
Starting point is 01:07:08 I think it's bullshit. Me and freaking... You gotta look at the common men and not YouTubers. Dude, I grew up a common man. It's not like I was born a fucking YouTuber all the pussy. What I'm saying is like if you can want to be the best version of... of yourself without any help at all. Like, that's just a mindset.
Starting point is 01:07:21 It's not a physiological thing. It is a mindset, but there are stepping stones that will hinder you from, like, let's just say you have to say. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Grunk, what you had to say?
Starting point is 01:07:31 Me and Jamden have been talking about things like this where it's like, literally, it's crazy that life has a structure where you're supposed to pick a job and be happy with that job for the rest of your life. You literally change every 10 years, if not five, if not one year. That's called the fucking matrix, bro. So much. And it's like society pushes these narratives that you have to stick with one thing your whole life. Like live your life, do what you want to do.
Starting point is 01:07:56 But it's hard to do that because of money. That foundation is breaking. I think one thing that COVID did do positively is break some of that. Like it kind of allowed for some sort of freedoms in some way. Yeah, 20 years plus before like everything was just happening. You had a job. He did this. He did this.
Starting point is 01:08:17 it was normal for this. And then after COVID, we're like, so wait, why did, why do we go to college? Like four day work weeks are now being, like, introduced. Can I give you an example from that, by the way? You know? Of what? Self actualization? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:28 How you're, like, it's not like a, you don't have to have a building block of one before the other because, like, let's say the reason you're, you're not having your safety or your physiological needs aren't being met is literally mostly because you aren't wanting to be the best version of yourself. Then you flip that switch. You actually, you know, start putting an hour to, like, put effort back in your life. you know, start working, start like saving up money, start being financially responsible, then those blocks literally, is that you though?
Starting point is 01:08:54 Everyone needs. Everyone has physiological needs. Everyone has physiological needs. Right. And if you're not meeting them without the desire to be better. You're forced to get like a job. So you're always going to go back to safety needs. Like employment, like, oh, do I even want to work here?
Starting point is 01:09:07 I don't even know. So you're always just thinking. You're always thinking about shit. And you're never really truly thinking about yourself. You're thinking about what other people think about you. Physiological needs literally like, let's, Let's say you were homeless, right? Like, let's say you had legitimately, you were impoverished.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Are you guys saying you have to have these all in order before you get to self-actualization? Yes. I mean, what this is basically saying is like, yeah. That's not true at all. I mean, I think I personally believe that you could have like a partner or like family before you could have financial security. Can you click visit? Yeah. But I think I think as an independent individual, does that make sense, yummy?
Starting point is 01:09:43 Like you could. This is like the most black and white chart of all time. It doesn't even make sense. Okay, well, I mean, it's a LinkedIn page. I don't know what the hell is here, but let's go visit. Let's go see. It's not an article. Unless it is.
Starting point is 01:09:54 Okay, sure. All right. Do you want me to read it? All right, the term self-actualization was... Just read it, read down the second one, in other words. In other words, self-actualization is a desire to fulfill your true potential and be the best you can be. Self-actualization is not an end destination, rather a continual pursuit, an ongoing, lifelong endeavor. As we learn and grow and develop and achieve new heights
Starting point is 01:10:19 and in our evolution, we can always set new goals and dreams and continue to grow further. Right. So it's never, it's always continuing. So it's a constantly evolving thing. Because let's say that you want a Lamborghini, Lamborghini mercy, yummy,
Starting point is 01:10:32 and you get your Lamborghini. Your goal in life is not complete. Now you want something else. Yeah, I get that. I get that. It's like that. And there are some people in this world that genuinely don't have that.
Starting point is 01:10:43 Yeah. Can we be honest for a second? There's some people who are able to be complacent or comfortable where they are. They are content. Some people just are fine with the jobs that they have. And some people are fine being hooked on drugs and being homeless. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:57 Yeah. And that's where the mindset comes in where you were saying some people don't want to be helped or some people don't want to push further or harder or whatever. All they need is physiological needs, the homeless people. No, I'm saying people can literally have none of those, but then reach self-actualization of the desire to be better and then get those and then get those and then get all. I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
Starting point is 01:11:15 So he's basically saying the desire to, become the most that you can be may include if you don't have food or water if you're homeless to get like food and water and then towards employment and then towards love and belonging esteem yes and then that so i guess what you're saying you could put it under i guess what this chart is basically trying to say is if you had everything underneath you you're still going to want more like you're going to go beyond that does that make sense okay that's the pinnacle of life that's yeah like if you've made it you've made it in life bro you're retired it'll always be there in front of you You're retired at 35.
Starting point is 01:11:46 You have a wife and two kids and you're happy and you're a bejillionaire. And like everything has, you know what I mean? Like basically you're a sandbox mode at this point. Like you can do anything you fucking want. I mean, the thought of a sandbox mode kind of sounds fucking not boring, but like it almost kind of like strips away purpose in some way should perform. Like imagine having anything and everything at the tip of your finger. Like, you know, have you ever played fucking balloons tower defense is a perfect example, bro. Like you'd be hacking in Blune's tower defense.
Starting point is 01:12:11 Oh, me? Damn, you're right. You have. But no, I have a good time getting it. the sun god but that's where the saying money doesn't buy happiness really really cranes in that one's like well yeah it would it would bring me fucking happiness but not to the people that have money having everything is the same as having nothing basically yes it's about it's about like the process i feel like it's about the mental for it i was
Starting point is 01:12:32 just thinking about this the other day like if i went like broke like right now how much um how much i guess worth am i giving the money that's in my pocket how much value am i giving it does that make sense it's not going to be a lot until you realize you don't have a lot of it Bro, there are some people in this world that are happy and they are some of the most impoverished people. And they just found... I was going to say, for me, when I'm looking at this triangle, this pyramid, I see it more of, like, love and belonging at the bottom. Because that's, like, the way I grew up, it's, that's more stronger. Family First type shit, Vindiesel type shit.
Starting point is 01:13:05 More than personal security. Yeah, because, like, it's just, I don't know what it is. But there's also, like, so when I'm working, when I'm, like, doing things that I'm like, I want to get better and things like that. That striation comes at the fact that like there's a limited amount of time that we have before we like pass. Yeah. And that's that time is important though. The fact that we have like the a certain like time frame is important because that allows us to like work instead of like, dude, if we had all eternity to do shit, we would take all eternity to do shit.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Yeah, we would not. Nothing would be done. Nothing would get done at all. Urgency and like pressure and all these things. I mean they're bad. Like they cost you. dress and all these things but they also cause you to like do things that create change that create something else and that you know that change can can cause you to like be you know dude
Starting point is 01:13:54 the fact that we did all this and the fact that we're all in austin right now and like we're like doing this podcast and shit like that like why are we doing this you know what i mean and it comes out of it comes out of like pressure it comes out of like all this all the little bit of time that we have and all that shit so it also makes like memories and moments and all these things way more important than than it would have been if like we live lived for fucking eternity and all that shit. So when I'm looking at this craft, I see Love and Belonging first.
Starting point is 01:14:21 And then the rest probably. You need food and water before your family. I wouldn't mind food. I do need food and water for family. Mama feeds you. I know she does. I know you go over when she cooks for you, bro. Physiological needs has to be on the bottom or else you die.
Starting point is 01:14:35 You do die. Air and water and food are the, like, you could... And shelter. You go a week without any of those who are dead. You go ten minutes without one of them. I hope we're really not misinterpreting this. and I hope that there's, can we scroll down real fast and just see if there's any base explanation
Starting point is 01:14:48 as to how we're supposed to read this? I don't think you are misinterpreted. Look, okay, let's... Is there a TLDR? In the diagram above, you can see the base of the triangle is taken up with our basic needs for survival. It stands to the reason that we have to have these needs met
Starting point is 01:15:00 to some level before we can continue up the hierarchy. Then the next level is security and safety. It's interesting that safety comes second. And the truth is, if you are starving to death, then you're going to do whatever you have to do, even if it means risking your safety to get food. We all heard of the early convicts who were, I didn't hear about them.
Starting point is 01:15:16 I did not hear about people who went to Australia and stealing loaves of bread. Once our basic needs are met, we seek love and connection, the importance of family and community, and this evolves into the desire for respect and self-esteem. I feel like those go kind of hand in hand, but like also whatever. From here we have the freedom to pursue self-actualization. This is a choice that not everyone desires to pursue, like we had said. We all have free will and many people, which I don't actually are content. This is just a general.
Starting point is 01:15:43 like personal synopsis of life. Dude, I'm not gonna lie. I'm starting to become predetermined gang instead of free will. Yeah, I'm, I, there's no argument to defeat predetermination, grunk. Like there really is no... Can you define predetermination?
Starting point is 01:15:58 Like everything, everything is, and your life was already predetermined and planned out. Like, it's gonna happen, but like, it's gonna happen right now. Like, if I did this, that was pre-discount. Oh, damn. I kind of, uh, believe that as well, but it's not cool to believe that.
Starting point is 01:16:12 So I just don't, I just kind of ignore it. I believe in free will. But, but like, you did that everything. Because you said that and tried proving it, that's why I was predetermined. Hold on, hold on. So are you saying predetermination,
Starting point is 01:16:24 grotes didn't know I was going to do that today. For you would be, there is a timeline. You are here. The end is here. And everything that you've ever done ever and will continue to do has already been decided. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Because that's a spiritual cornerstone. Like, that is, you're talking about pre-determination. But like, I'm cool with that. Like, I'm cool with that. I'm still conscious of my decisions and like my day to day I have free will, but I made those decisions for a reason in that day. Yeah, but what if what if you were given enough quote unquote decisions to convince yourself that you actually had decisions, but that reality never existed because you never decided to take those decisions? Boy, what?
Starting point is 01:17:03 Your entire life is one singular straight timeline because every reality that you ever thought would exist from a decision that you made, you only made one choice. Which would be free will. But what if that choice never even existed? Because the other reality was only made up in your head. Well, then if you made that choice, that would insinuate, first of all, free will is a real thing. And second of all, they would have to be a continuation of your time. Choice.
Starting point is 01:17:24 You're convinced there's a choice, but there really isn't. Yeah. That's where the predetermination argument comes in. Like free will, destroying the whole free will, like fabricated thought process, kind of like strips away all the fun from life. So that's why it's kind of hard to think that way. But I personally believe it's like it's hard to kind of, combat that. I took a philosophy class on that and like I did as well. The fucking professor was like
Starting point is 01:17:49 shitting on me. I mean granted he was playing devil's advocate. They're evil. They are evil. Well he was lost. He and psychology both. Yeah, but he meant he was playing devil's advocate because there's no true answer. You know, it's just like subjective as fuck. But like he was like, I'm predetermination. And I was like me being 18. I think I have free will. Look, I can go like just exactly what Tanner did. And he's like, well, how do you know that that wasn't predetermined? How do you It's kind of like a nothing argument. It is an impossible argument. And that's what philosophy is, bro.
Starting point is 01:18:17 That's annoying. Like, why even argue with me, you bum? Like, what the hell? Get a job. That's why a different job. That's why Nietzsche, who believed in, he was nihilistic. He said God is dead. Dude, he basically said there was no purpose and he killed himself.
Starting point is 01:18:31 Like that was, yeah, it's like, it's literally all based on how you choose to take. Dude, they should have revived him and see, what did you see? Was it true? He was like, oh, I was, I fucked up. He came out reformed. Yeah, he came out. He came out. He was like, no, I fucked up completely.
Starting point is 01:18:42 He never grew up. He was like an edgy teenager. I said that shit when I was like 15, dude, grow up. Who's the word of God? Who's Nietz? He's a philosopher. Look it up. N I. C-H-E. No, no, it's, that's, that's niche. Nicholas K. Are you right? N-I-T-T-E-C-Z. Yeah, it's something weird. Oh, you're right. Look up nihilism. Look up, N-I-H-H-Z. Is that where anything happens for a raise-E? Look, click on nihilism right there. Oh, there you saw it. Go to go back up and press end. there it is. N-I. Is he the guy that invented nihilism?
Starting point is 01:19:16 Yeah, the idea that life has no meaning or value. Damn, thanks a lot, which is stupid. Like, if you're going to choose to view life like that, then yeah, like, do whatever you want, dude. Like, it's stupid. It's worthless. Like, you're actually kind of a waste of space
Starting point is 01:19:28 if you're viewing life. Well, grunk, when you're dead, who's going to say your name in a thousand years? No, bud. I don't care. Dude, Kanye had the hardest quote. Well, what if they said it by accident? Kanye said that he wants to have such an impact on,
Starting point is 01:19:40 on, like, society that, They don't even remember his name. What? So nothing? Yeah. Like nobody remembers the guy who made roads. Who made the wheel? Yeah, who made the fucking wheel?
Starting point is 01:19:51 Who made fucking, I don't know, tar that goes outside asphalt, bro? Like, what? Abraham Tar. Oh. Okay. I understand. I understand. Sorry, that sounded really dumb.
Starting point is 01:20:01 I didn't even make sense. He was so impactful that they don't even remember who he was. I got to say the most evil people are the most memorable. Here, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Who invented the second floor of a house? Who had their idea? Exactly. That's not a thing that anybody invents.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Time out. Time out. Damn you for that one, bro. Someone thought of it. Someone thought of that. That's not a thing that someone invents. All right. Who invented Vizaline?
Starting point is 01:20:24 Who thought of the alphabet? Dude, can you guys give me a second? No doubt. No, it was a Greek. Because you're saying, Yeah, but who? All right. He wants to be so known that they don't know who he is.
Starting point is 01:20:34 They don't, it's not that they don't know who he is. They don't know his name? He wants to be impactful. Yeah, he wants to be impactful. Oh, oh. Oh yeah, because that's what he said. Hello. That's what he said.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Look it up. Look it up. Yeah, he said the fucking quote wrong. Kanye, Kanye, impactful. Impactful. How many more records, Kobe? No, no. More records.
Starting point is 01:20:54 Impact. What does Gaga know about? No. Camp, what does Gaga know about cameras? Clearly didn't say that shit, right? Someone has asked you. I love a music, but. Who is the 14th son of the 18th tribe in Bungongue?
Starting point is 01:21:07 Is that a real one? Three OBC. 3OBC, the 14th son. Oh, you don't know him because he didn't do anything. He died when he was seven. No, no, no, no. He said impactful. He didn't say impactful. Kanye West.
Starting point is 01:21:19 Can we get a comment section going? Kanye West, I don't want impactful, not be remembered. I got a flirt. Impactful, not be remembered. I don't know. Not being remembered. Why doesn't care about his legacy?
Starting point is 01:21:32 No. Who cares? I'm done. I think it was a second one. I hope they forget about Connie in five years from him. Kanye West says he wants to be forgotten. Let's hope that he doesn't say, anything stupid. Oh, it's this guy. It'd be forgotten.
Starting point is 01:21:44 You think it would be forgotten? This song. There's ego and memory. Who designed the sidewalk? Who designed the water fountain? Who designed the stop sign? Who designed the stoplight? These things are so ubiquitous that the person that designed them is forgotten. If it's a good idea, it's a God idea.
Starting point is 01:22:05 And you're forgotten. That's a successful design, is you're forgotten? Yes. Isn't that kind of, that's kind of impressive. No, it's not. I understand what he's saying. Kanye will never make anything so impactful on society. It is an everyday necessity for people's safety to not die.
Starting point is 01:22:21 He literally made a stop site, a sidewalk, a stoplight. A fucking road. He's not going to invent grunk explaining grunkling. We're not saying like just Kanye is going to do that. Like that's just a thing. I forgive what I was going to say. Yeah, we are. We're literally saying that's exactly what he said.
Starting point is 01:22:37 No, I'm not saying he. All I said was Kanye said it pretty well. He's not going. he's probably not going to be but that's his goal striving could be that's his self actualizing
Starting point is 01:22:47 maybe he should make a fucking stop sign but it's yellow and then put it somewhere else like a kind of stop son there wasn't even that's like they kind of stop or
Starting point is 01:23:00 damn he made this I don't remember I don't know shit I've made this guy what goes around comes around it's like who made this this sucks
Starting point is 01:23:10 fuck I made this I don't believe in that grunk at all. I don't believe in karma B. We're pushing one 30 God bad evil people literally rule the world. Carma's real. That's true. What? What? When you put into the universe will come 100% tenfold back to you?
Starting point is 01:23:25 So why is Putin in charge for 80 years? I don't believe karma is real. He's a billionaire. He's an evil guy. Okay, hang on. I didn't think about it like that. Well, karma disprove. Kim Jong-un literally owns like a part of the fucking earth and like controls millions of people.
Starting point is 01:23:38 And he puts fake food in stores. Maybe he just had to do that. hasn't gotten what's coming. Okay, wait, here's a crazy, here's a crazy debunking theory. Assuming that karma is real, that means that self, what are you saying,
Starting point is 01:23:49 determination, whatever the hell? Predetermination is absolutely untrue. No. Unless you're planning on your predetermined destiny to go ahead and punish you. He's right.
Starting point is 01:23:58 Because you make a bad decision. There is no level of karma. It's predetermined karma. Yeah, you can't be a fan of karma and predetermination. Damn. Wouldn't you say, come on!
Starting point is 01:24:06 Don't do that, bro. It's karma, bro. Don't do that, that's bad karma, bruh. But if you make it, that decision, you were already destined to have that bad karma and that bad. Yeah. So, yeah, because it was destined.
Starting point is 01:24:17 Yeah, because you did something wrong. You like, if I punched your, if I punched your kick, can't be a right and wrong. You can't change your pre-determination. It's pre-determination. Okay, okay, the whole point of, okay, like, the whole point I feel like, that's when karma, bad karma is like if you're just, like, act in good faith and nothing bad would happen to you. What if you're pre-determination?
Starting point is 01:24:33 So what, it's post-determination? So it's post? No, I do, like, okay, if I punch Isaac in the fucking head. Right? Like, and I'm like an asshole. to every single one of you guys. If I'm like an asshole to every single one of you guys, I feel like that's just like bad fucking karma.
Starting point is 01:24:47 It's not because it's predetermined. It is your fault. It is still your fault. Even if you believe in predeterminism, you're still having accountable for your damn actions. Yes. Okay, so that means your damn bad actions were going to happen the whole time no matter what.
Starting point is 01:24:59 That's right. You're going to be held accountable the whole time. Yeah, and you're going to be held accountable. It doesn't matter. That doesn't make any sense at all. That does make sense. No, because you have no chance of getting good karma. So you're not putting shit in.
Starting point is 01:25:08 It was already predetermined to go in. Dude, that's not even bad karma. then. Dude, so, okay, if I helped like an old lady across the road. You can't. You're bad karma already. Sorry, dude. You put bad in the universe. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. I, I reproved it in my head.
Starting point is 01:25:23 What I said before wasn't true. Yeah, it's not true. What you guys are saying is making sense. Okay, so if I were to predetermination doesn't have a right or a wrong. If I make a decision or whatever, assuming that karma is real, whatever happens to me was already predetermined to happen to me because I made a bad decision
Starting point is 01:25:41 or the right, wrong, whatever the fuck decision. It was already predetermined. That decision was already set in stone. Yes. So, karma is just kind of, it's absolute, because my actions don't have consequences.
Starting point is 01:25:53 I think, I think to make it better and easier for like, absolute, absolutely, I'm sorry, you're right, obsolete. To make it more digestible,
Starting point is 01:26:02 just be a good human being and like genuinely good things will come. But what if you're not? It's true. But if you're an asshole, guess what, asshole things are going to come to you. I'm telling you it's been proven it's been proven it's down to be a good person if you're
Starting point is 01:26:16 it's down to behavior if you smile more you will be statistically what if you're pre-determined not to smile you guys all right well you're determined not to smile we're you guys you guys just have a whole bunch of closed mind in this but the truth is if you I was predetermined I'm a close mind so in this fucking podcast I was predetermined I have a big dick oh yeah you say you got a big dick so go put it back on predetermined everybody. I'm out. Fart and poop. Thank you, group chat podcast.
Starting point is 01:26:46 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Thank you for joining us. All of our guests just walked out. Hold on, let me wrap this up. Thank you for joining us for episode 99.9.9 of the group chat podcast. I hope you enjoyed this very long episode. I think we're pushing an hour 30. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:01 Make sure you, uh, comment down below your theories on predetermination and karma and self-actualization. I don't know we're going to have the conversation. The hashtag was going to be that you can use hashtag Uh, Nilege chat podcast or that. Yeah. The challenge was, well,
Starting point is 01:27:18 now it sounds so insious now that we had that. What's the challenge? The challenge was going to be mixed lean with like something crazy. We were going to review it. Yeah. We're going to review it. Use your predetermined mind. Use your predetermined mind and use all your good karma to,
Starting point is 01:27:33 uh, make a really cool drink with lean and then we're going to watch it. And in order to get lean, make sure you guys use code group at, Of course. Gamer subs for 10% off your purchase. And we'll see you next week for episode 100. 100.
Starting point is 01:27:45 100. Real as fuck. We'll see you guys later. Grunk bro fist me out or something. Good night guys.

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