The Group Chat - Big In Japan

Episode Date: April 10, 2026

PSA: Never let Tanner cook when it comes to conspiracy theories | VISUAL PODCAST - "THE GROUP CHAT"

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Nothing weird happened. There's going to be a really, really tempting one to not look at. Wait, this one. Katie's in Lettleman. Welcome back. Gaties. Welcome back. Wait, pause the show because we're watching this.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought, okay. I'm sorry. Just make it once, make it once. Welcome back to the slam dunk cast. My name is, what's this guy's name? Slam? And I'm Dunk.

And some people call me Duncan, but I just go by Dunk. Over here, we got on the computer screen, he's our dev. He makes the whole show happen. What's up, Dev? I hurt myself, dude. Okay, we've got to meet his mic. And then we have, we have Guy in Heaven. He actually just passed recently.

What's up? Hey. How you doing? Great, man. How you doing? Your name. Is it worth it up there? Your name?

Your name? Like the anime? Yeah, like the anime. No, you got to see your name. My name? Yeah, you got to see your name. My name? My name?

You're like the girl on the street that. What's his name? He was like, name a woman. Name a woman. Name a woman. Name a woman. Yeah, whatever. Name a woman.

Scrash the whole thing. Hey, guys. Whatever. That's her dad podcast. He's okay. Episode 155. Yes. Bingo!

No way. Yes. Oh my God. I had all the numbers in the world to guess and I guess the right one. Yes. Yep, you guessed it. One out of infinity. You looked it up.

Those are the best odds. No, I didn't. You did. I saw it. What the hell? That tone tells me otherwise. Yeah. Oh.

What? Yeah. Yeah, you definitely looked at it on mom. Whoa. You know what I also put on mom? Go ahead. I'm waiting.

Aver percent off on GamerSups. Oh, there you go. I'm still waiting for you to put it on, on her. My nose look different guys. Yeah. It does.

That thing you're talking about your collapsed nostril or some. Yeah, I have like a deviated septim on my shade. Yeah. What did anyone like get back to you about that? No, I didn't tell anybody about that.

You're like clavicular. did. You did you not ask us? You should do peptides. You should do peptides. You should do peptides. What? Okay.

Okay, you guys are saying two different. You have like the demon. You should do peptides. You should do peptides. And they got Isaac in front of him. Tanner, do pet tides. Oh my God. Peptide.

I didn't shut the hell off. Tanner, you literally asked last episode, do I have a deviated septum? Yeah. And we never like, check to see if people were like... Yeah, we never actually, like, looked into it. I don't think anybody gives a fuck about me.

Well, what the fuck? You didn't even fucking check? You didn't show nothing. I don't. I, no, I think I do know I have a deviated septum. You think? Yeah. From what?

That's just right there. Look. That's called a burger. What could be one... That's called a bugger. You could be born with one lung. I was born with one lug and one nostril. Dude.

That would suck. What if there's just a hole in your lung and you don't even know about it? And this is why you like you get winded if you run or something. What? That's called asthma. Anyways, I have a hypothetical for everybody. What?

What if you had to introduce yourself your last name like it ended in son? So you know like Pete Davidson? Pete David's son. What if you introduce himself as like, I am Pete, son of David? He like shook hands. That would sound way cooler and I would trust him a lot more. What would your name? But I can't.

Isaac son of why? Yeah, probably. Oh. Soft son. Willie. Soft son of Willie? No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, no.

Yeah. Yeah. Soft. Willie son of soft. Willie son of soft? Willie. No, Willie's kind of soft. Willie King of Jersey.

I'm gonna ask you a question, Nick. Do you still? Tanner Squire of Washington. Squire of. You're the squire. Like the guitar? I guess. What the fuck are we saying?

I don't know. Okay, I want to ask a quick question, Nick. Okay. Do you, do you still get, or do you still like, your ears perk up when you're telling people your username, softly? What? What?

Like, do your ears perk up because- Dude, it's only been 30 seconds into the podcast. Okay, okay, okay, okay. What I'm saying is like, do you remember, because I remember seeing you tell people your username and you get really hesitant. Because you know, because then you realize what it's actually saying. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we forget that your name is, you know, soft willer. It's a hell of dirty and inappropriate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I still get weird. Yeah, when people ask me what using your name is, I, it's every time, bro, that does not change. For sure. It'll never change me and my phone number because it types out 69 butts on it. What's your phone number?

Huh? Which camera is your full number? Let me see. Wait, your number types out 69 butts. I just made that. That was the lower. Counts my same, I believe you. I believe that low-hanging fruit brew.

So low. It was so low we fell for it, dude. 69 butts. No, you would have pointed it out way before. Yeah, and also I wouldn't docks my phone number. Dude, come on. Can I say that the group gaming video? Isaac, you got to turn us off, dude.

You got to turn us off. Is it actually that? This is the most entertaining one we've had on. This is the most entertaining channel I put on I'm looking at dude Yeah, that's all I've been watching, I'm like, oh Okay, hold on, let me find something more boring And I was like, dang, now I was like, yeah

I'm gonna find something more boring Dude, why didn't he leave it? He could have left you would have gone in Putting tape on my monitor. I'm gonna block Isaac Okay, I'm gonna, I'll turn it off, I'll turn on something more serene Damn it, it's still see-through. The group gaming, it is, it is the last video is so funny. I love to how to we play G-Mod and like,

That she was so funny. Yeah, we tried doing GMOT a long time ago, and we were in a movie theater. And it didn't work out that well. And you're lagging, sir, J.P. I almost said. We were in a movie theater? Yeah, remember we were in a movie theater server, and there were people that were just running around killing each other. That was awful.

It took like 20 minutes to load in because all of the fucking assets. Yeah, baby. But we managed to make it work now. we just never figured out the skin shit I want to get his skin dude I want to be the penguin I want to be RICO the penguin I want to be I don't know who I want to be

That was a good shot hey I was you can change it Or you can just change the video Can you fucking leave me Let me do my thing Pulling this shot my ass Oh here we go Was that Japan? Yeah your fucking favorite

That was an awesome I love Suuai Okay I love Japan You just hit a blinker Larry Yeah I did Off camera So I'm in hell

All right I was a What an explosive start to the podcast Yeah So Seven minutes in Yes That's called retention

In the week of happenings What has happened Part of my end Um That's all I got Party dropped My song Party dropped

Party did drop Talk about it Come on Clush It's one of my favorite songs in the entire proge. Wow, what the hell? What about? Whatever, dude.

Yeah. No, it's like, it's nuts. Dude, I think my opinion, my opinion of the entire album is that there are no misses. There just are some that aren't bangers. Does that make sense? Like, and that's expected. There's no misses. Right.

Like, if there's a song that's a music now. There's no misses, but some are bangers. There's no. Because it means it means it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like average. or above average slightly in the specific genre So you're calling everyone's work average

So you're calling us all made Even for my own music Even for my own songs Like what's the worst one you hate? Yeah Let's do that right now Which one do you hate the most? You least favorite

Can't say that Who sucked on the project? Yeah Who? You, Larry Yeah Okay, fair enough Fair enough

Larry's like all right discretion is Yep, good Larry said How would you do, do, do, do, do. Up one more! Nice! Nice!

Now it sounds great. That's it. Raise it up. I find it so funny that Grunks' like team finished first. Like, we finished so long. Fucking a week after it started. I didn't know it was still in the works. I didn't know people were working on it for like a year.

Oh, yeah. It's been a while. We finished in a week. Damn, that that siren sound like it was right in my house. Are you still going to tie it? We made an album in 30 minutes in Discord. This shit took us one year in Discord. Just call it like,

we whipped up a little thing on Discord. We made in a way, Isaac, what's your first? What's the fart title? Do you remember? We made the worst album. Okay. Can you make your next one?

Like, we made the most atrocious album of all time in Discord. Call it. I vomited listen to this. Try not to vomit and shit yourself. Try not to... I had to kill someone after I heard this.

I made the... I made... I made fart two. Fart two in Discord. I don't know. No, no, no. I'm not doing... I made Donna too in Discord.

Do you name the album poop? So it's like it upgrades from fart to poop. I was thinking about that. Shit. I was really... I like that. I'm full of ideas all day. Wait, hold on.

What were you going to ask, uh, crank? Oh, I was just going to ask, What's with the trend of like content creators shifting from YouTube to music? Like always. That's like it. All thanks to Willie. He started that trend.

Yeah, you led the way. It's the first fucking one ever. Dude, uh, I feel like it's kind of crazy because artists want to remain artists, but their labels push them to be more like YouTubers and YouTubers want to be more like artists. It's kind of crazy how that works. They're flips. Like, they have no label.

Like, why is Iggy streaming with neon, bro? Like, what the hell? You know, what is that? Because I think just at some point You already did it. You're like, all right, what else is there to do? I'm just bored. Yeah, it's like you want to flex, start a new muscle build.

Just want to do something. Yeah, you want to, yeah. I mean, if you think about it, it's like YouTubers are, I guess they have like some creative bone in their body Unless they're running it like straight. Corpo like employees, whatever the fuck. Or that slop core. And then they.

Uh-oh. Or we'll get to that. Hold on. You just start. to like dive in the more creative fields, you know? Yeah. Yeah. All right, Grown, Mr. Bean.

I want to hear about it. Mr. Beast, actually. I think he will be going to the moon before 2030. Put that shit on polymarket. I mean, making $2035. What do you think? Do you think he'll be there before 2030? I think he actually is going to run for president of the United States.

And I think Jimmy is going to become the next Rockefeller family. Whoa, the beasts. But I don't think he's, what if he's infertile? He probably took. precautions. We should ask you. You're getting your sources. I don't know. I just have a hunch. I feel like, I feel like he, how old is he now?

Probably like 20. He's probably 22. How old? 22? I think he's 28 or 27. So we should have a baby Mr. Beast running around in the next five years. And then I think Jimmy will be cloning

him. Are you commanding him to do this? No, I'm just, this is my parlay. Okay. He's going to clone his children and go to the moon. I'll never forget the Mr. story where he said like he was a different kid in school because he'd only check YouTube analytics at lunch and I'd do his homework. That is so...

And that's where the grinds say gets you. So tough, dude. Did I play like this like Mario Car mobile game when I was in the cafeteria? Ladies and gentlemen, as Mr. Beeson is a show. I was trying to show this thumbnail. Because Mr. Beast just got like recognizing

Green screen through. That's how his face is. That's the parlay. What is that? Who is that on the right? It's just an AI overview that says, that's called a shot in the dark is what that is. Yeah.

They're predicting his age, I guess. I think Mr. Bees is going to run for press and then he's going to, he's going to do some crazy-ish, like make another country. Can we have a list of YouTubers that will go to Mars? like in top five or top ten yeah like they're gonna be the first

dude and paul keep I making show vlogs in Mars KSI Logan Paul Mr. Beast Bella no no no that's way too old that's way too old that that list is outdated and did KSide just fall off? Think about it dang I'm thinking no no baby

who the hell's pibi Dr. donut bibby speed will go to Mars Speed will go to Mars Speed will go to Mars live stream on Mars That'd be eight minute delay, bro.

That's crazy chat. You're thinking the sun. No, it's still eight minutes to Mars. Eight minutes to Mars. There's still a delay of eight minutes to Mars. Because if you move the joystick. If you're like here commanding the rover, it takes eight minutes to do something. I remember I had streams back in the day that got up to like eight minutes late because my internet was shit.

So, what about that? It's normal. Okay, I was trying to remember. Okay, okay, guys, Project Hell Mary. Speaking of which, Project of Hell, yeah, yeah. I heard of it. You said it was good.

Yeah, I've watched it twice now in theaters. Twice in theaters. Twice in theaters. Dude, you're paying those guys. No movies that good, bro. I'm sorry. Pretty dang good. What's it called again?

It's Project Helmarry. I forgot. Just to give context as to why. Ryan Gosling. It has Ryan Gosling in it. Ryan Gosling in it. I love him. Yeah, he's great.

Is that guy Deadpool? No. Yeah. That's Ryan Reynolds. That's Ryan Reynolds. No, we already have that confusion. Ryan Gosling is like the cooler of the Ryan's. Thanks.

He's chillers. He's pretty cool. He's what? Dude, 8.4 out of 10 on IMDB with 94% Rotten Tomatoes. Is it because it's new or like? I mean, no. It's a great, great, great movie. Like, I honestly, both times, great watch.

Like, I was sitting there and I was like, Is this a space movie? It is. It's better than Toy Story, too. Is that why you went on? It's better than... Okay. Can I eat 13.

Is that why? Is that why you went on a space kick yesterday on Instagram? Is that why? Dude. Well, it's because I was up there, so why would I not post it? Oh, yeah, what's that? Is it the main character, so the main actor is Ryan Gossling, and they called him Rylind Grace.

Like, just like Rylind, Rylind. Rylind? Like a little bit off. It's like if I was in a movie, though, call me like Larry Broth. Barry Soft. Barry Shroft, the scientist. Very chopped.

How you doing? Gary Broth. But yeah, no, I watched it twice. One was because I had a cousin over. And I watched it with him in the movie theaters. And then this past weekend, I was at the Fam Squad house because there was celebrating my parents it's like 40 years it's like I don't know 40 years anniversary

marriage just some like you know just something like 40 years yeah you know that's a long time it's a long time a long long time and um while I was out there I watched it again with my uncle and my nephew and it was sweet it was a good time he's only rated PG 13 that's pretty yeah it's it's a it's a it's a pretty sweet it's like a little funny little wholesome it's a little bit of everything for the family. I don't think a movie can be good unless there's guts and fuck. Guts and fuck. If I don't got that, I'm not going.

You're not going to see me in there. Something that makes you pop a chub in the room. Guts, what? Guts and bloods and fuck. What? You said something that makes you pop a chub. Something that makes you pop a chub in the room. So I think Mercy's actually way better than Project Hill Mary, the one with the

AI, know it all. Who knows everything about... Yeah, like that. Like the Overwatch? But it's a movie. And it's really dog shit. Never mind. I'm just going to stop, like, joking.

What's the movie? I'm so sorry. Mercy. Oh. Oh, it's what we saw, Isaac. Yeah. That's the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life. Dang.

Why is that? It was so dog shit. I'd give it a 1.2 out of 10. What about the, uh, the Mario movie? The new Mario movie. Galaxy? Yeah. Garlic.

Yeah. Garlic. Galilee. Garlic. TikTok movie. It's a TikTok movie. They said it's like they're watching TikTok movies on TikTok when they were watching. Oh, because it's all fast-paced.

What is that literally even mean? Because it's all fast-paced and it's trying to give you a quick rundown, but it's like that the entire movie. Oh, no. Okay. So, dude, 42% raw tomatoes. Oh, God.

That's actually pretty good. It was a zero for like a few weeks. Oh, no. Nick. Talk about a movie. Um, Yummy and I went to a Pokemon convention this past weekend in Dallas. And that shit was a movie.

Soldier Boy was there. Actually? It sounds like fake. Dead ass. The guy was there. Yeah. Collecticon Dallas. Fort Worth.

Yeah. Would you meet him? No. I was too busy doing deals, man. Oh, you're hustling. You're hustling. I was, I was getting hustled. I'll be for real.

Why is that? You got to have ball knowledge for that. Because, you want to make money, like, ASAP, easy, peasy, no squeezy. You just go with like 20 bands or something like that to a show. You want to make money real quick? Just get 20 bands. Okay, okay. Inverse, inverse, inverse.

You only bring your own collection of shit. And then you like, sure. Whatever it is. Dude, if you're a vendor at a Pokemon show, you can make so much fucking money. Because you can just tell everyone, I'm going to buy this for 85% of market. And then just put it for 100%. It's like the dumbest shit ever. It's kind of how, like, the world spends.

Is this, wait. Yeah, but that's dumb as hell. I don't tear ass. It's like an issue secret. Yeah. That's like how the entire goes around. It's like they buy it for cheaper so they can sell it at a higher market price. Yeah.

And they pocket the profit. I learned about that in a simulator game on Roblox. Yeah, it's just dumb. It's just dumb as hell. Turn on investment. But anyway. Anyway. Yeah.

So it sounds like you lost money. No, well So what cards do you keep? Like, because I know you had a crazy collection. Like, is there anything you wanted to keep? Or did you just sell them? Yeah. Is there anything you want to give to me?

Yeah, Isaac, I want to give you money. Oh, I did keep this one. That would be such bad manners if I sold this, by the way. This is the one that Rends gave me back at Twitchcon. That's cute. That'd be so funny. Someone walked up to me at TwitchCon. His name's Renz, and he's like, here, I really want you to have this.

And dude, imagine I just took this. I don't remember that. A casual $800 card or something. It's not, I mean, it's pretty expensive. It's a gift, though, so that's a rare card. That's going to stay with me, and I'm going to pass it down to my kids. Nice. It's like a hairlum.

They don't know what to do with it. Unless someone steals it from me. I'll just hold on to it until they're like 18. They're going to break it. I got to hold on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, man, that reminds me of, I had a conversation with my family or, They were talking about like, when you have kids, you're going to show them your videos. I was like, hell no. I'll let them find out on their own if they do. Or I'm just going to copyright strike everything that we ever posted. Fuck, what? And then I'll open it back up once they're like 18 or something. Your 18th birthday present is my entire YouTube internet catalog.

Here you go, buddy. Here you go, bud. Yeah, I know you already knew about this. And I know you've been looking for it. here it is. Why is everyone in the world so tense right now? Why are there so much war? I can't.

My head's in the sand, personally. Your heads in the sand in it? Why is everyone so tense for now? Why is there so war? Yeah, I don't know why, man. I get why, but like, come on, dude, is it really that deep? It is that deep.

Probably. I think it is that deep for the guys. Like, I feel like if everyone put their efforts to exploring the ocean, they'd have more fun or something. That would be great. That would be wonderful. Like, fight over. I don't know like, I don't know, fucking pirates

ships in the ocean. Fight over a shell. A cruel shell you find. No, there should be no fighting. How about that? Not like fighting. How about that? How about that?

Yeah, playful fighting. Dude. We should start our own religion. If you want to talk about it. How do we rewind? Your head. Dude, willy. Dude, stop.

Your head's like the universe. It just keeps it strange. You keep on pointing us in these directions and I'm like trying to expand and you just like switch the fuck up for no reason. Don't progress any further. You're like opening the war, walking the room. We should explore the ocean with all this war energy, all the war that we put, all the energy we put into this war, we should pull on the ocean. Let's make our own religion. We should talk about the

ocean, dude. How come we don't know anything about it, but we know more about space? What's going the- Dude? Dude. Like in the ocean, they were saying. They've, they've, they literally, they go 200 miles an hour under the water. You know what? I wanted it's a real thing. UFOs, they've been known to live in the water and then that's why you see him coming from the ocean. Maybe that's why we don't have coming from the... Dude, it was on Twitter, dude. And that's why... It was on Twitter, bro.

No, because people always have UFO siding stories and they're like, it came from the water, these mystical orbs. Dude, oh my God. I'm actually like over. That's why we can't go to Antarctica and there's a military base on there because all they have to do is keep a secret and whatever's underneath Antarctica. Okay, listen. Let's go to Antarctica then.

Let's go. The group goes to Antarctica. And it gets worse. And it gets worse. And we made it worse. Of course. I was going to say you guys. We ruined Antarctica.

Dude. We're the group. We're the reason why, dude. You guys remind me of these characters. There's a show. There's a show I was watching called Neighbors. And you guys remind me there's this one character who is really deep into that whole conspiracy rabbit hole.

And it's like, it's not a conspiracy. I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro. Oh, it's not. If anything right now, you're the conspiracy right now, Larry. Why is that? Really?

Why is that? Larry, I know you think that we're crazy, but like, that's kind of fucked up. Is it? Larry, do you really think we're the only life on Earth? We're the only life in the entire known universe? We're not. No, yeah. I think that's a scary.

Let me tell you. Let me tell you something. There's at least bacteria somewhere. Because think about the archaea that's living at the bottom of the ocean, super duper deep next to these like billion-degree hydrothermal vents. And also living in the sulfuric pools of Yellowstone, it's like, okay, there's definitely some colonies out there. If there's a will, there's a way. Life needs water.

And there's so many plants. Dude, there's like uncountable planets with water on them. Like, it's absurd. Dude, yeah. Who was I with? Whatever someone looked up like number of planets within the Goldilocks zone. And it was like trillions. It was actually, yeah, yeah.

The Goldilocks zone? The Goldilocks zone is where life could possibly exist. because it has like a chill sun, it has water, it has like gas as like an atmosphere. Atmosphere. Yeah. Dude, I just thought of it where I said, if there's a will, there's a way. I thought of it instead. If there's a will, there's a way.

If there's a willy, there's a why. If there's a willy, there's a why. There's thousands of potential planets in the global ones. I just, I, dude, you guys ever like tell something and then you have that switch right before you say the kicker of whatever you're saying where it's like exaggerated? Like instead of, I was about to say billions when I was talking about the planets, but then I said trillions because it would have, like, it was more of choice. It could be trillions, though.

We don't know that. Yeah, but AI. Overview? Planets are being made every day. What? They are. They are. They're being made every day.

Just look up at the stars and every star is a planet, actually. Dude, what if we all put our one line together? What if we all plugged in? What if we all plugged into a giant supercomputer? I really want to spend. one day in your head. I do. Really bad. Would you get the neural link, Willie? Yeah. I would.

Really. If it, you know what? Hey, Larry, would you get the neural link? No. No. If Apple made it. If Apple made it? If Apple made it. You want to get the eye chip? What are you talking about? No. He's got the eye one. I think there's a limit. I think there's a limit. I think there's a limit to it. And when it starts getting in my brain and my eyes and my, you can listen to. Kanye West 8D without a Yeah, what if the chip came out

And you got a free album Of secret like Frank Ocean songs I'm nope Yeah, it gave you one year subscription to all Frank Ocean And Hot Cheetos You have a number and you can text them once a week You get to live in Frank Ocean's POV For an Italian shirt

I'm not doing that shit I'm not even doing that shit I can convince you right now I don't even have a tattoo What if the brand ship You'd be able to commit to that What if the brain chip was technically capable of being able to manipulate

any sort of electromagnetic currents on your taste buds to alter the initial taste of whatever you're eating and turn it into a texture and or taste that is similar to that of a Cheeto. Well, I don't need a new... And everything you hear sounds like Frank Ocean from me. No. You're not even a little in tight. No, not even. No.

Okay, let's say you explored everything in life and you have no other purpose and nothing matters to you anymore. Would you do it then? I'm stuck in the chair. What if you're... What if you're 72? You turn it. This could. This could be it.

Okay. Okay. What if you get the neural link, right? What if you get the neural link, right? And then, like, it starts out there's no, like advertisements in it and it's advertised as no advertisements. But then, like, five years go by and they start implementing ads in your neuralink shit. See? And, like, you can't do anything about it.

You have to, like, you have to try and deliver it out. No. No, that wouldn't happen. Right. True. Musk is in good hand. We're in good musk's hand. Yeah, that's right.

We're in good musk hands. Muck's hands are good. They're clean. I agree. And he likes space, so he's cooler. Exactly. He made all that. He made a boring tunnel.

You guys see that moon launch thing's happening? Artemis. Artemis, right? Artemis, T. Yeah. Yes.

What do they think they're going to see on the other side? Like, dude, that's the whole city. What if they see? Yeah. They're all dancing. Look up at them. So am I, am I, like, dumb for a soon?

that we were like always on the moon doing some shit. Oh, no. No, no, it's common. Very common. We've been there a dozen times. I think like a dozen times. I think something like that. Well, there is a theory.

There is a theory. Oh, God. Never been to the moon. There's a theory. No, no, there is a theory that on the dark side of the moon is like a lunar base. So like that they stop at that base so they can actually go to Mars. Doesn't the moon rotate? It's like a real theory.

It's going to Mars. The moon doesn't rotate. No, it's always fixed on us and like watching us all from one side. Isn't that weird? The gravitate, it's more of an egg shape. And what if it's a Dyson sphere with the camera and like a laser? But the moon doesn't also have its own rotation? No, it doesn't even rotate.

So it doesn't rotate on any sort of axis at all, period. Guys, one Google search. It's like, yes, the moon rotates on its own axis. Oh, okay. Completing one rotation in the same time it takes. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure they, it's like way slower, but it does rotate. But we always see the same side of the moon. I'm pretty sure it rotates in sync with our...

Yeah, it rotates, but it rotates very similar to ours. So we're always... If it rotates at all, someone in the world is going to see the dark side of the moon. Nobody's seen the dark side of the moon because it's so dark, dude. Why don't we just put... Why don't we just put a giant, like, red flag on one side and another on the yellow on the other, and we know which is which? A better idea.

Let's put a red bag of Doritos on the light side and a blue bag of Doritos on the dark side. And we can have like a little fucking Dorito war Like in Gmod Banash. Yes, we almost always see the same side of the moon Due to synchronous rotation of tidal locking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How does that make any sense of my head? You just said the moon isn't rotate.

It does rotate, but it's like in sync with its orbit. No, I know, but Tanner was saying the moon. He was lying, I think. Tanner only talks about true shit. I don't know what I do is talk about the truths. And then when I look it up, you're guys like, I guess he's right. Well, I just looked up this moon. moon rotates says yes you told grunk no and and tanner you don't because i'll say we only

see one side of the moon i want to know tanner's source is like the history channel at like three in the morning yeah what's your source tanner because you don't read books and shit so where do you do you i know i'm just asking because i want to know where his stories i just realized it's the two captain underpants that are fucking saying all this bullshit oh my god you just fucking thought one day what do we see the same part of the moon? Yeah, because we always see the same pattern. You're a free thinker, bro. You're free thinker.

I'm, yeah, dude, the man in the moon, we always see like those creators. It looks the same every single day. Oh, wow. You always see the same side of the moon is the number one search right now in mind. That's so odd. All right, let me see. Rotate on its access the same amount of times it takes for the, for it to orbit Earth about 27.3 days, meaning it turns only once while completing one revolution.

Revolution. Revolution. Even one hemisphere facing us. Orbit's a video I could play, but I'm not going to play. Yeah, orbits around us. No, it stays in one spot. Dude, is the moon the size of New York City? Are my trip in thinking that? I think it's bigger.

Yeah, it's way bigger. It might be a little bit bigger. Oh, what the fuck? Okay. Maybe I am just like a visual guy. I'm a visual guy. I'm a visual learner. Wow.

Peep hardcore. Pete Park core. He looks up at his. It's like, I don't know. Yeah, what are you looking at up there? Is there like a doctor loop? Do you have a doctor loop out chat up there? It's vertical.

It's like a hacker. It's like it's like that, dude, it looks like you have that setup behind grunk when you do shit like that. Yeah, true. Or like those fucking dweeps that have a giant TV above their whole setup. Oh, that's a look up to the moon rotate. I posted a picture and jack's visual. It helps a lot. Let me see.

I'm going to look at it. Can I go pee and then we can come back and talk about what I know? Oh, I understand it now. So it's like this is spinning while this is spinning. Yeah. It's always spinning this. Bro, there's definitely something behind there. See?

We got to find out. It's recording us. It's like a Dyson sphere and there's people living inside of it. But why would they do that? because well that's the question why do we do anything honestly

well are we are we sure we're prepared to see something crazy back there like you know like any weapons

in case anything happens like isn't it it's like if we find out some crazy shit the government ain't gonna tell

the public because of panic and shit maybe maybe well I mean they're on the moon so it's like

it's not that close to us they're like soft launching aliens right now they have been very slowly doing this for the past

like the classified shit were those aliens or was that something different? You remember that was like what two summers ago? Yeah I also remember there was a hearing wasn't there a hearing? What about the drones?

What were the drones over New Jersey? Oh that's right. They were officially described as authorized lawful aviation activities involving research commercial drones and in many cases misidentified conventional aircraft. You hear that neck back at home.

They got drones everywhere. It's just a bunch of bullshit. They don't know anything, bro. They don't know what they're talking about. You call the drones bullshit, the ones that were seen everywhere? Yeah. The drones that blew up, like, fucking everything?

Those drones? No, no. That time was the most, like, outlandish time to be looking at things on the internet because it was, like, I remember there's the drone shit, and then there was, like, missile threats, like,

coming at us or some shit. It was an incredible time to be looking at things on Twitter. There was a hearing on aliens. They were releasing images of like UAPs and shit. That's when everyone was like, UAP, what is that? UFO. That's what they call it now.

Unidentified air person. Hot, take, hot take. What do you think that guy that's the meme, aliens is, sorry. I don't know. He's probably having a field day making a whole new show about everything. Hot new topic. Isaac

you're not gonna believe me on a new topic you can't derail me when I'm in that mode topic did you forget yep gone I'm gonna eat the first missisbee treat think about a little bit along did anyone read yep yes I did

yeah okay yeah um what you were saying earlier or not earlier but like on the group chat about how it got weird because he started talking about the whole hero shit yeah it's kind of cool I don't know it's a little I think it's cool too dude I found myself actually like really like I was diving into it by the end of that section I was like wait this is actually pretty crazy yeah yeah I get you but the start of it was like okay I don't know what we're talking about really

so in this portion he talks about the hero he compared god dude so some of these not words but it's just like saying it out of context sounds so uh yeah because he talks about what was the ego consciousness okay we need to clarify though because there is a difference yeah the he In question is no longer... Oh shit. The last guy. It's not Carl Young no more. No, it's not.

It's a new guy. It's Joseph L. Henderson. Yeah, we get to meet Wacky Wilson. We get to meet Joe. All Joey's. Where are the four types again? There's the twins. Yeah, the trickster.

Yes, the horn. The red horn. Or the red horn and then the hair. Red horn and hair. Dude, I don't even know. The trickster, when I read the trickster one, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't really understand the trickster very much. Okay.

Nick and Tanner, it's really hard to put into context what basically was talked about, but he was comparing the hero arc. So like you have like the, you know how like every hero story? It's like, yeah,

the archetypes. Yeah, the archetypes. And then comparing it to what he calls ego consciousness, which is when you know your weakness and strengths, ego. So like when you know your strengths and your weaknesses,

he's comparing it. Yeah, the trickster. The trickster. What is that mean? is just an archetype of a story. Yeah. Who in this group chat would be a trickster?

I'm probably on my, I'm on my hair shit right now. So I'm on that second stage. I'm trying to get on that second stage. Yeah. So the trickster is described as like, he basically doesn't give a shit about anything but his own.

Yeah. Like he's like very, it's like a very naive, but like just a very, you know, simple brain process of immediate, it's kind of like immediate dopamine shit. that he likes to do.

So it doesn't care by anything else. So it's not really anybody here. What's the other one? The hair is like the step up of that. So the hair gets into the maturity part of it. So they're able to be like, no, I'm not going to do that because that'll fuck up something. Instead of being like, no, I'm going to do that because I want to do that.

So they got like a little bit more control. Yeah, they could think ahead. What's the next one? The red. What was it? Red herring? Red horn. Red horn.

Are these all from like Navajo mythology? It's the Winnebago, I believe. Yeah, Winnebago. Just the Winnebago, what they believe each one does. I don't know where it's them from, though. Like something about mythology. The d'atio. Yeah.

I'm not sure what's... I'm trying to find her or no. What is it called again? The red what? The red horn What does it do? Trying to find that I actually don't remember

I don't even do we Got there right I got there Yeah The red horn happened But I honestly don't really know Much about it Yeah the red horns

Like the weirdest one Because after that's the twins Which is where you get into like that part Where it's either sacrifice I guess This I'm talking about the hero shit But he was talking about like how At the very end of the hero's tale

There's always a sacrifice of life Or betrayal and I guess the correlation of that with ego consciousness is that like you finally break out of that whole childish mindset and just all it is it's just growing up that's literally what all it yeah they're like it's all like a really super metaphorical way of saying like growing up

and like the reason why he's telling us about this is so we can understand it in dreams like we can understand these symbols in dreams so like the twins will be personified in a dream or like Yeah, I get that Trickster or the hair It's in the dream like This guy had a dream with a white monkey or something

And the white monkey was like A trickster or some bullshit Yeah, that was a crazy ass reason Yeah I was so confit I thought I was tripping when I started reading it Like the white monkey Yeah, he turned into the young sailor

And the young man in black stands up It's like a knock knock joke A white monkey a man in black And the young sailor Walk into a ball A handsome young man as well. And a handsome young sailor man. Can't forget the handsome one.

No, that was like I was like, dude. It is getting. It's cool because I feel like reading this book is a primer to like, okay, I'm going to dream tonight, you know. Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm going to open my brain to dream a little bit more. Believe you or not, out of every, I mean, I took a break. Maybe I'm

maybe I should read like every single fucking day. I haven't had single dream since starting this. I wasn't dreaming much before. Dude, you just, do you just close your eyes and just wake up? Yeah, that's what I do. I just like don't have any dreams. Dude, if you want a dream farm, set an alarm, like an hour before

you actually wake up. So, like, you wake up and then you go back to bed and that period in between, it's like Dream City. It's actually pretty crazy. Yeah, I know what she's talking about, yeah. Yeah. And you remember them too. I don't know. I've had a few times where I've dream, but they're kind of intense, dude. Some reason my dreams have been crazy. And then I forget there because I don't write them down anymore. Dude, I told Isaac about my dream not too long ago.

Ooh, you care to share with class. Yeah, I care to share. Um, I feel like everyone was in the dream, but I remember Isaac mainly and. No. Um, actually, I don't remember. I think it was, I think it was everyone. Yeah, maybe that I guess if everyone is there, then yeah, you'd be there. I just don't remember you.

Yeah, I just don't remember you. Yeah, sorry, buddy. I don't remember seeing you there. Yeah, I don't remember seeing you. It's cool. I don't. Oh my God. Okay.

No, I did write one down. Sorry. Continue. The part that I said, Isaac, Isaac liked grapes in my dream. And Isaac was like, he wanted, he wanted ramen and he asked the person that was made. Oh, I remember now. We, I fully remember now. Yeah, dude, we were traveling across the, like, the world.

Your brain's going to all the files. Yeah, dude. Exactly. In real time. We were traveling across the world. And it was, like, in a snowy biome when we were in the mountains. And we, like, walk outside and we were, like, exploring outside a little bit. And we went back to, like, the little area, like, the little hut area.

and Isaac wanted, it was like time for food, Isaac for some reason wanted his grapes in his ramen. And so he, the guy had to make a bunch of, like, yeah, yeah, he liked grapes or something. And that's all I remember. Dude, what does that mean? Isaac might have been the trickster. Or the hair.

Am I the, am I the, am I the, am I the, divergent? What gender was the waiter? Man. Hmm. Were they handsome? That would be the anima or whatever. The female, the feminine energy within you.

You have none of that? I think the man was the guy from Total Drama Island, the chef. Like, he looked like that guy. That's awesome. I want to see Carl Young trying to dissect your dream. Yeah, come on, Carl. Dude, it's crazy because all the dreams that are written about in this book, like, I feel like are outdated as hell.

They're tame, bro. Dream content. You're tame. Because it's just like, they all seem like such basic stereotypical dreams. It's like, this is what people be dreaming about? Well, I mean, it happened. Like, okay, so I'll explain my dream as well. I know we didn't really dissect your dream.

Hell no. No, it's not that long, but it's called, it's, I started with, it's called horrible dream. That's all I wrote. So this is written right after I had it, I'm pretty sure. Now, it's going to be, it's going to be kind of, weird I guess I don't know disturbing

I need to disturb all right we're gonna okay here we go are you ready Carl no no hold on yeah all you're ready okay Carl

so I have this dream where I'm at a park wait no wait I wrote this so wrong stop I already know I'm kidding I'm sorry

you got a park we have some park we have some part oh okay so um Oh my God Okay I want to read it anymore

Well I wrote this I could tell I wrote this in like Trying to get it all out of my brain So it's a little all over the fucking place But basically I'm part of a YouTube channel Where it's like me and other people Are trying to make it like really big Like desperately big right

And so the last video we recorded I was in a truck In a truck And I was driving and I lost steering Because I was focused on something that caught my eye I didn't really go any further than that. So I lose my steering. I hit a curb causing me to hit a baby.

And then I woke up at a hospital. And so then when I woke up, the first thing I found out was that the baby died. And so I was getting tried in court. And I had like gym clothes. So then I get guided to like a giant bathhouse. And there's a bunch of people everywhere. and it's kind of like you start you go to the right of the room and you got to do a loop around so it's like you wash here and then you dry there and then you this and that and that and that so I go to wash myself and then I sit in this chair and they like shave me and they cut my hair make it look all nice and then I go to a machine where like I like just lay there and it puts a suit on me and then yeah so it's suit applied um And then this lady comes up to me to guide me to the courtroom and she says,

I've never seen an email with so many names. Dude, I don't even know where this is going. I actually, I'm reading some of this. I'm like, what the fuck my saying? Carl Young has nothing to say, dude. There's very more? Yeah. So the last thing I really wrote was that she was just like, she comes back.

She's like panicking. She's like, I've never seen an email with so many names. And then I'm like feeling really sick. so then I just kind of vomit everywhere. And then I woke up. Carl Young is currently rewriting the whole book. One story. Fuck everything of.

None of this. A man and his symbols, too. What I'm getting from that is what if, you know how you got distracted because you're looking at YouTube shit and your baby? It looks like you've got to stop and smell the roses once in a while.

Because if you keep getting focused on YouTube, you could kill a baby. Babies could be done. I have a different take. I'm gonna say it's July 2026 Really? I'll let you guys

My birthday? Yep, your birthday Happy birthday Oh my God July 26 is when I was born Baby What do you mean? Yeah

July 2026 was when you were born That's when he was born Baby and baby Oh Oh shit Oh you guys are smart as fuck Okay yeah I don't

I think it's just like an underlying fear of yours. That's what I think. There's a lot of your stresses are... Where does the bathhouse shit come from? Like, that is the... That part... I don't... That's the part kind of like, I don't know, bro. I think that that's just

kind of like what you envision is the consequence of, like, going through trial is now you're almost in like this... Oh, like, my life is being controlled by everything else because like they're... Well, didn't you say that they make you shower and dry off and put on clothes and then they do your hair and shit? Yeah, for the court meeting.

For like the court scene. Yeah. So that's what it is. Yeah. So you're like, oh, okay. You know a circular maze? A what? A circular maze. So the center is where you go. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you think about the layout of the room and the layout of the middle of that maze, you could have been in a massive maze and just forgot to say that. I don't know if you were or weren't. I don't know. Because you said that you had to go what? You had to go straight in and around the room. No, no, no. It's just like, from what I remember, I was in a hospital bed and I get up because I'm being guided by this lady. and then I enter the room and it's like a giant cube

you can imagine it and you go from right to left so it's like right first the bath and then the grooming and then the suit and then you go to the court I guess I don't know

were you happy about this or were you no I was deeply disturbed I was pretty damn disturbed then it's a stress dream God yeah my stress are you stressed

I want to say you're stressed because I mean you're dealing with everything you didn't want to deal with. You didn't want to be guided through all these things, but you had to anyways because you were already there. And then I look at something, and then I crash, and I had a baby, and I kill it. Yeah, poor baby.

I'm sure he's, like, chill, though. You're like, you didn't die. That's why you're in hell now. I had a... That's why my two cats turned into cows, and they were in the road. That's kidding.

I kind of make sense, actually. Yeah, they look like cows. Yeah, a little bit. They ran in the road and what? I think I ran them over or my dad did either I or my dad did I forget did they die it turned into cows it did turn into cows dude Harvey Harvey cow version was so sticking cute it's like a long long haired cow that's all the Shepin Pony Puckowell go poop oh god let that one story out what a wonderful dreams what a great dream there

so yeah you guys don't dream a lot though I dream one's a month to be honest Once a month. I don't. Like usually when I sleep, it's just like darkness and then I wake up and that's the next day. I'm ready to daydream. I don't dream at night though. No, that's different. Dude.

Daydream is just like you're just. Daydream is just you're thinking about something. Yeah, that's just thinking. Because you're like, yeah, you're kind of bored. You're like, what if this was happening right now? I imagine like two people fighting in front of me all the time because I'm just bored. That's your way. Like it's like in school.

I would imagine just a huge fight breaks out in the middle of class. Just like, boom. Dude, no, I remember there was a time in the house that was very violent Because all we had was like those outdoor Like back of the woods like fighting like bare fist fighting And we had it all the time on the TV And it was just like I'll go walk outside And the vibe is some guy getting his like face punched out

And it's so sad too because it's like It's like my name's Mike His first time fighting And like he looks like he just got off of work And was just like I don't know Going about his day and he got dragged to this and then it gets his ass like absolutely beat and it's like oh yeah he's never gonna do that shit again it was it was it called his backyard something backyard bro dude there's so many of them i

have no idea i don't know i can see nick doing it nick i could randomly oh yeah pull up what street fighting yeah they're so funny yeah and it's just all dude it's so insane but yeah it's that was the house for a while it was very very violent and i feel like that can influence your dreams I haven't had a violent dream. Environment for sure. I don't think I have added a violent dream in a very long time. It's been a minute, man. I don't really think, I don't really think violently, to be honest.

Look at you, you're in heaven. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You had to tell me, I believed you. Yeah. I don't really think. I don't really think like, I just don't want to hurt anyone. I just want love and peace and posterity.

Oh, oh, look at your background. Guys, it's all making sense. It's all making sense. So. So. So. So. Not to,

not to circle back to like the whole talk of like aliens and stuff. Okay, fine. I'm all. I'm all here. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Lerner.

Plunder. Larry laughed to me, bro. I'm sorry. No, no. Go ahead. No, no. Go ahead.

We can't have closed minded. We can't have. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I really like there's, there's a reason.

Go ahead Go ahead Larry just you scoffed And it kind of made me uncomfy No I know I know Larry doesn't believe in this shit But I'm here I'm open ears and open mine now What do you gain dude

What do you gain in room? Dude, you're so open Knowledge He's ready for you What are you open to Larry A lot of knowledge I'm open to everything I want to hear this person

You want to what You want to hear this person out Yeah I know I just want to hear it Well I'm curious I always love it We were talking about aliens and how they go underwater and stuff. And then it goes into, why are we not exploring the ocean?

And we have, Loki can't. Well, dude, you know how hard it is to explore the ocean? We don't have a device I can go all the way down without just like dying and exploding. You can't go that deep. I read about it and I read that,

um, we mapped out, you know how people are like, oh, we only mapped like 5% of the ocean. Yeah. Dude, we mapped like 0.0. I think we talked about us in last one of the podcast like a while ago.

It's like 0.001. It's a very. It's so small. So wait, what is the pressure? What is the pressure like at the bottom of the ocean compared the space? A lot. Space is a vacuum. Space is a vacuum.

I mean, I guess it's kind of similar. I mean, yeah, astronauts train underwater. Here. Underwater. Yeah. So maybe we just don't have. Yeah. I feel like that's to simulate zero grass.

That too, yeah, yeah, for sure. You know? But, yeah, no, when you go down, down under, there's a lot of pressure. Maybe we just, we don't have someone condition to do it, or we don't have technology to do it. Maybe that's our answer. I think it's technology first. I'm pretty sure technology has gone pretty far down, but it still can get by all the pressure. There's a point of no return if you keep going down.

But you got some, you guys, we've been to the deepest point of the ocean. Well, it was an autonomous. vehicle. That we send robot. That we freaking know of. I think that

has to be the deepest form. I think it is. I don't think so. Because we use like solar mapping We use technology to scan the bottom.

Is Mariana's trench the deepest part of the ocean? Yes. It is. That we publicly know. That we publicly know.

So it must be true. Why would they hide? Have they ever been to the exact pole? How do you know that like the poles? The poles are fucking frozen,

the pole. How do you know that there's not like an actual just like straight line? Are you talking about like down into the ice? Oh, you're talking about, he's talking about where the axis goes like in the earth. Yeah. Like where the pole of the axis goes through there. Very end.

What does that do with ocean? But yeah. I mean, it's just the thing. It's just food for thought. It's just a food. Just a food for thought. Bless you.

Bless you. What was I gonna say? Oh, I was gonna say You know what? I believe it because Fuck I just lost my train of thought Dude, I was about to say

Something that Nick had said Respond of train A thought I could see what I'm talking about No, that I don't think it's the lowest point I don't think it's the lowest point Because if we haven't the score To the whole ocean

Then how do we know it's the lowest Well, but like we can see it Like look We could see it with like sonar There's like sonar Nice grunk Nice! Look at your screen.

Just fucking hang on. Dude, if you think about it, Minecraft is the perfect like, you see, you see this? We can see the, the, like,

dude. Oh, I see. Dude, I remember those, they're like Twitter pages. They're like super conspiracy

and he used to circle those blue bumps in the, in the ocean, be like, it's coming. Like what? A sea monster

the size of fucking Japan is coming. Okay, fine, fine. Look, I looked it up. Apparently we know,

apparently we know according to the information that I'm being fed because how else would I not know differently Flat earth or discovery is around. Sorry I'm questioning things. Sorry I'm questioning things. But yeah, the food that I'm digesting is told to not be toxic and it's that

it is the deepest part through our over over a century of oceanography oceanographic. Okay. Okay. Oceanographic surveys using oceanographic surveys using sonar's death depth probes and direct manned and unmanned submersible dives. So fine, I guess, if you guys want to settle on that. Do you want to settle on that?

Like a salty conspiracy guy. So based on the food I'm being fed, the information that's present. But that's a weird thing not to buy. You don't believe it. How do we know? Well, to be fair, I can say the same thing about a lot of shit you've been saying, man. How do we know that? How do you know you're ever going to release your album?

How do anything about anything on this planet? We're just put on this planet just to like, yo, do go do your job and like don't look up in the sky. We've lost the plot. Humans have lost the plot entirely. Yeah, it kind of felt like we were going somewhere and then we like nowadays. We are the world. We are the children. Yeah.

Did Michael Jackson make that song? Yeah, he was a part of it. I don't think he made it. We made that song. Oh, my nose is bleeding. Yeah, I saw that. It was on your finger. Can you feel it?

I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to draw attention to it. But yeah. No. Can I look at it? Oh, man. Dude, it's crazy because, like, Minecraft is like a cube world, and then our world is almost like a circleish egg. And so it's like the tangent, the correlation.

It's our world like a circleish egg. Our world is an egg shape. Well, yeah, but Minecraft. You just saw a curious cat. It's not true. Yeah, the egg. That shit changed. That is a crazy perspective on life.

The egg, yeah. The egg's my favorite video. I think that's... Yeah, that would be interesting, though. But not everyone can be the same as everyone. Otherwise, the world would be boring and bland. And that's why humans are beautiful. That's why humans are...

And that's why we have balance. Do you guys think that comedy's dead? No. I think... I don't know much about stand-up comedy, that I don't think comedy is such a subjective. I don't know. I can make each other laugh.

Yeah. Yeah. Comedy has just gone wider, way more broad. I was just telling you, remember I just told y'all that I heard, I saw a little, little text,

little piece of text that kind of threw me back. Yidas. Yidas fetus deletus. No, no, said. Hell yeah. Yo, Willie. And it opened up like so many

fucking closed doors in my head. That was like, oh my God. God. For Rettitoui, when you take a bite and then you get set back in time. Yeah. I read that shit and I was like, oh my fucking God. I haven't heard about that in a while.

And I try to think about all the, like that period of time and just, my goodness. My goodness. Yeah. Dude, I actually thought about, um, I don't want to do the whole thing, please. Do the whole thing with your chest. How else would we know? Yeah, wow Tanner, your turn.

I think you're a big fan of it. I actually can't remember what's the dinosaur one. Yee. No, no, no, no. It's crazy how, like, what's the brain chemistry there, bro? It was just like, I don't know. I want to see my brain wave in an. Alright, when I do that.

It goes pitch black. Oh, guys. I can show you that something really, really embarrassing. You have a brain scan? We should get our brain scan for a group video. No, it was just that. My brain scan mad embarrassing. Oh, is it really?

Is it like, is it yellow? My brain shy. It was probably yellow and red. I'm brain shy. Yellow. It's probably yellow and red. I got sent a video from an old school mate, and it's me and the school bus. And, ah, it is horrible.

What you do? Play it, play it, play it. I really don't want to play it. I'm gonna describe it. Can I just describe it? Like, I'll reenact it. Can you show us after? Oh, no.

Like my body rejecting it. I really don't. But like, I'm in the school bus. And I noticed my friends were recording me. So, oh, man. His baby's first bit mode comes out. Oh, baby's first bit mode. What'd you do?

What'd you do? Did you tee pose? It can't be that bad. It can't be that bad. What's that bad? Because it's just like that a whole, it's that whole, you know, like time. It's that arrow, dude. It's like that.

You go like, box a bit, boogie. Like to the camera? No, I probably would have, but no. Wait, wait, wait. You said filthy Frank era. Yeah. Did you do something? Oh, you jumped down.

No, no, no. You told me you jumped down. It's like, you jump down. It's like, it's kind of like that shit. Yeah, it's kind of like that shit. We're like, you jumped down. But I didn't do that. But it's in that similar fashion, you know.

And it's not that I'm describing it. Probably not that bad, but it's really cringed to me and like that. Okay. You were like, we were all 15 one time. Don't let your memes be memes. Inhale the memes. Exhal the thing. We're like, I look the camera.

Just do it. You point, you point. Inject the memes until your blood strings. Oh. And you kind of like. You know what I'm talking about. It's crazy how, like, I feel like a good chunk of millennials, like, have that still. Like, they're still acting like that.

They are. It reminds me of the, there's this picture I saw where it's like, no, well, there's a video and there's a picture. The video was, like, talking about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift. And she was like, Taylor Swift is small girl. Oh, Travis Kelsey is big boy. That one. Large boy. Yeah.

So it's like, like B-O-I. It's actually fascinating. Do you think that's a product of the internet or would that be there? No, that's definitely a hundred percent of all internet. That's so incredible. My favorite pastime,

I'm not going to lie, is like I'll find a video of like happenings. But like really who cares happenings? Like the target is restocking needos or something stupid. So I'll go into the comments and I'll find some some gripe. Or like someone's taking it. way too serious and I go to their profile and then if they have a video I'll go to that I'll find a comment go to their profile I'll do like this really deep rabbit hole until I'm so deep

to the point where I'm finding like shit that we were just talking about all that millennial humor they're unironic they're so truthfully true to themselves there's no changing it honestly though that's great that's there's like a theory there's another theory with millennials that they they're so into like cussing like you know how they like I don't give off Like they love cussing, and it's because they're in the era of their parents, like, telling them not to cuss, and now they're rebelling, and they do it entirely. So funny. Dude, like, I actually feel so bad for millennials because, like, they got dealt probably the worst hand generally. Because, like, they grew up.

They didn't grow up on phones. They grew up, like, phones started when they were, like, teenagers, kind of. And then they were kind of late to it. Once they got on board, they were already too late. They just can't let it go. Yeah. It was a really fast train. really really fast trained but

but I don't know it's got a bit of its charm it's like yeah I don't mind it yeah I one of my classmates is actually like she's oh and it's a vibe

it's a vibe yeah she's a great person and it's fun do you say a joke and you have to explain to her are you guys on that level of friendship yet oh yeah I mean I don't know like

she's very young for like Oh, like mentally, like she's tapped. Okay. Yeah. I mean, that's not bad. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like nervous talking about it because if she somehow sees this, I don't want her to like feel some type of way.

Like, oh, yeah. You said nothing nice. You said everything nice about it. Yeah, true. It's so nice. If you're watching this random stranger. Oh, be yourself. Uh-huh.

Peace and love. If you watch this random stranger, do you know the way? Do you know the way? Do you know the way? Do you know the way? Dude, I love the reactions that are caused by that. I think about that time, I think about when I think about when Fortnite was starting out, and I think about my laptop that I met you guys on,

my little beat, Dr. J laptop, and me sitting there with my hot-ass lap because my fucking fans are turning on. And I'm using my arm wrist as like a mouse pad. God. I really hit the chug-jug song. Hit the chug. Hit the chug. Hit the chug, hit the chug,

oh my God. Hit the chug, hit the chug, hit it. Oh, yes. Yeah, jac. Okay, wait. Do we find a page? Yeah.

I say 134. That's just a ban on the book. I know it's only loki like 15 pages, but I think that's a dissectable chapter. I don't think you can break them, Nick. How many pages is it? It's about 15, bro. In total?

About 15. Oh, I could do that. It's like 400 pages. It's 134, drunk. I mean, I'll just pick up where you guys are at. I won't catch it for anything. Because we're on like a new guy, honestly. Joseph.

Carl Young passed the torch. He did. Damn, he didn't want to finish his book. It took a lot of convincing. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's how the book starts. We almost didn't have this fucking book be existing, but we did thanks to Carl Young,

and he finally gave it. Well, thank you. Okay, well, that's, yeah, that's all the time we have. Ladies and gentlemen. this has been quite the podcast um hope you guys enjoyed the uh the conspiracy the heaven and hell podcast conspiracy theories the hot takes the heaven and hell the beautiful japanese serene the hacker and the train guy i'm train guy guys i'll be real big part of my uh

while i was gone i mean it's been family time that's all i really no that's my strongest point of conversation the eye of the storm the come before the storm before all shit hits the wall in a week and a half for two weeks. It's gonna be lit. Oh, yeah, true. But thank you for tuning in. Donna two dropping April 24th. I was waiting for that.

I thought you're gonna like at some point in time. No, you gotta, you gotta get up. You gotta get up. You gotta get up. You gotta get up. You gotta get out. You cut out. Can you say you again?

Dona two dropping April 24. There you go. There you go. There you go. There you go. Isaac Wise editing. I am. I need to hang up and good.

So, so you know, it's about to have that good, good. Oh, that was a cool transition for a tunnel. That was my brofist, Loki. Yeah. All right. Oh, that was your bro. Oh, here comes my brofice.

Here comes my brofist. All right. Maha, guys. I'll see you later. Use code group for 10% off and we'll see you next week for 156. Maha. Serene.