The Harland Highway - 475: SPECIAL guest, PLAYBOY PLAYMATE Nikki Leigh

Episode Date: March 11, 2013

Harland talks to the beautiful Nikki Leigh about life, love, sex, and all kinds of goodies. Also the NATURE QUIZ at the end of the podcast. Sweet mother of meatball sauce!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A bing, a bang, a boom, a baby. Hey, it's Harlan Williams. How are you? I don't know why I'm talking fast. Why shouldn't I? Welcome to the Harland Highway. I should be talking in more of a sexy voice. And I'll tell you why.

Today's show is very, very sexy. It's very beautiful and sexy and intelligent. Incredible guest today. She's here the whole show. Beautiful, sexy, wonderful, charming. Great, great gal, as they say, back in the 20s. What a gal. Nikki Lee is here.

She's a Playboy playmate, and we're going to discuss the world of Playboy and sex and boys and loving and relationships. It's all here on the sexy Harland Highway. Welcome to the Harland Highway All right, let's get this sucker going, huh? You are causing a major disturbance on my time. It's the Harland Highway. What's up, Brock? If I'm here and you're here,

doesn't that make it our time? I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. This is your fucking wake-up call, man. You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams.

In 30 seconds, you'll be dead. I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes. Hey, everybody, this is Harlan Williams, and you are rocking and rolling here on the Harlan Highway. And what a tasty treat I have going on today. No, I didn't bake you cookies. I didn't flip you up a flapjack. I did not make an omelet.

I have a very special guest, wonderful girl, beautiful girl, sexy girl, intelligent girl. Everything's going on with this lovely lady today. She's a playboy playmate. She's a human being. She's got a killer smile, killer eyes, killer boots, man. And she's here. Nikki Lee is here. Howdy, Nikki?

I want to meet this. chick. It's you, baby. Look in the mirror. Look at those boots. Tell me about those moonwalkers, man. They're just like a quilted ugs, but they go up to my knees. Oh, those are ugs? Yeah, these are ugs. Those are like lunar ugs. You could seriously walk on the moon on the bottom. They do look like moon boots on the bottom. But I feel like all ugs look like moon boots on the bottom. That's why guys don't like them that much. I actually like them. I find them sexy. Well, then great.

I'm glad you like my moon boots. The only shoes, and everyone who listens to the Harlan Highway knows, the only shoes I detest, and you better agree with me, this could be the shortest interview ever. The only shoes I detest that I think take the sexiest woman in the world, like you, if you were to put flats on, all the air would go out of my tires. Flats are horrible. Like the ballet flats?

Like those flats. The girls wear the slippers. There's no heel. You know, flats? Yeah. They're like the ballet flats. I guess. That's what they look like. That's what they look like. Right. Right. Horrible. Yeah, I don't wear those. Do you have any? You do. I do have them. Can you go home and burn them, please? Can you roast a pork chop over a flat fire, please? Oh, my God. Well, I saw that you have a fire pit so we can do. I'll bring them throw in.

That's a deal. We are going to roast, we're going to make a flat s'more is what we're going to do. We'll put chocolate and mars. smell is in between your flats and baby it's odd bring your walmart sleeping bag let's go how many pairs of flats do you have a beautiful girl like you not that many i have more heels i love heels bingo thank you i have like oh my gosh i have two shelves of heels thank you two shelves that's probably i'm guessing you're like all the way around the top of the walking closet can i pick a number i'm going to say you have 40 pairs of heels i probably have near 40 yeah bingo i'm a shoe master but look here's the thing nicky i'm doing you a favor when i tell you this because sometimes girls get mad when i tell them but look i'm a guy guys look at girls even though you

think guys are duvices guys know what is sexy so as a guy giving advice to a girl and i don't deserve to be giving advice to a beautiful girl flats are horrible yeah well they're not flattering thank you and yet they're called flats and they're not flattering that that's like an oxymoron or whatever that means that's like jumbo shrimp flats are not flattering a shrimp cannot be jumbo wow we just figured out an oxymoron does that make us morons or oxes no no we'd rather be an oxy you'd rather be I'd rather be an ox and a moron but aren't aren't oxes kind of moronic anyways they're just big dopey hooved animals that shit all over the field. Have you ever shit all over a field?

Please don't answer. No, I haven't done that beautiful stuff for you. Because that's not sexy either, Nikki. No. Are we just going to get a list of all the non-sexy things that a chick can do? No, no. But, you know, we started talking right out of the gate about your uggs. So, by the way, most of us don't know what ugg means.

What does it mean? Ugh. Ugh. Like, is there a story behind that brand name? Like, ugh. Like the cavemen, is there a sweatshop full of cavemen in the Philippines going, ugh, ugh, and stamping out shoes? I don't know, but the fact that you even thought of something like that to describe it is beyond. Oh, my God.

Tell me, you must know the story. I don't know the story. I don't go buy the shoes. I picture Nikki at home in lingerie, Googling ogs. Okay. Wow. Wow, that's an interesting picture right. there. Where?

Laundrae, sit and Googling about the brand Uggs. Is that something you'd pull off on a lonely Thursday night? I'm sure I could. I just don't know why I'd ever Google Oggs. Well, now that I've raised the question, it's probably mandatory because I think it's going to be burning. You'll be driving distracted. What's that a red light?

But wait, where do Ogs come from? Oh my God, a stroller. Dead child in the street. Well, there are billboards. over Hollywood that say that is ugs you know so it might come up a few times i hope i don't kill any babies i hope so too i really hope so well i'm not i'm gonna google it after the show now i need to know the origin of ugs it's so true you got me question in it too good no glad now let me ask you this do uh do you uh have you ever speaking of hitting things and and and kind of crazy things happening to you

speaking speaking or should i say speaking i said speaking i know where am i from what am i norwegian or something is that a norwegian accent speaking on the crazy shing should happen to you you little meatball um have you ever been bit by anything like not a human a mosquito a mosquito okay that's a good that's a valid we will accept that answer i ding ding i mean But have I, no. Like, is a dog ever bit you or a cat or a snake or anything? A bunny. What?

But it wasn't like. I knew it. Wait, you are a bunny. You're a playboy bunny. This is a true statement. But I also, I have two bunnies at home. No, you do not. Yeah, I've always wondered a bunny when I was a kid.

I always had a little stuff bunny that I'd walk around with. What was its name? I think I called him like cotton tail or something. Wow. Good for taking off makeup at the end of the day. Well, I was the child. I didn't use it. Well, you never know.

Now, what are the names? Did you have bunnies now? Like, there's two bunnies at home waiting for you to come home? I rescued. I rescued one. And that's one that bit me because it's territorial or it was in the beginning for the first year or two. And now he's, oh my gosh, he's the best thing in the world. And his name's precious.

Because, yeah, it's a shady name. Precious like that big fat black girl from the movie? No, like, see, not that precious. Okay, because that's a big ass bunny. No, my parents. Man, that's a big. ass funny right there oh hell no oh hell no precious all depressed and shit gonna eat some sandwiches and whatnot i don't know didn't she eat a lot i don't know i didn't see the movie you didn't see

precious no i know no oh you gotta see that i haven't a DVD i just haven't watched it you will instantly change the name of your rabbit yeah well it's because it has a different a different meaning behind it so i wasn't able to bring home any more animals because i just love animals you're the kid with too many pets. Yeah, exactly why I love it. That book. He writes children's book. I love it. All right. So, what happened? So I brought home the bunny, and because he wouldn't let me have any more animals, I did it strategically on Father's Day. So I had him close his eyes and put his hands out because I was going to give him his gift, and I put a little baby bunny in his hands. And that's like animals are like his weakness. Like he'll say no. Your dad? We're talking about your dad?

Yeah, my father. Yeah. So it's like, I gave it to him as a gift so he can't get mad or give it back. And so he was really pissed, right? Smart. So he was kind of pissed at how sort of a decision that was. And so in order to upset my mom because my mom knew about it, my mom does not like that. And Lord of the Rings, when the guy's like, My Precious or whatever. Precious. That's why he named it Precious, just to piss her off.

Piss your mom off. So suddenly it was a great gift. Yeah. Okay, a lot of questions coming up right here. A, you rest. rescued the rabbit. Rescue implies, you know, saving something's life. Gratitude from precious, I'm going to bite this biotch.

Thanks for saving me, and I'm about to slam my incisors into your flesh. What? Precise is good now, but at first, you know, when I would reach into the cage to try and feed him, he would get like territorial and try and snap at me. So I had to, you know, just. Well, he was, yeah, it was a new environment. Yeah, snapping turtle, that's exactly. So wait, when you say you rescued him, like, where was precious?

Like, on a balcony, on a 52-story building ready to jump? No, no, he didn't have suicidal thought. I can't take it anymore. There's not enough carrots. I'm going to kill myself. And then you're standing under there with a fishing net. I'm like, I'll be there, baby. I got your carrots.

Aw, tender sweet. No, he was in, like, L.A. And he, you know, I saw. Oh, was he a gang rabbit? But you rescued him from a gang? He had no water, he had no food. What? Was he homeless?

Yeah, he seems as if, so yeah, I took him in. Wait, was he wandering in the mean streets of South Central? No, there was like a Mexican around him. There was a Mexican around. Yeah, and I'm like, why is this funny not, you know, caged or at least not caged, but, you know, have accessible food or water? And he was just like, you know, trying to sell it to me. And I'm like, yeah, give him to me now. Like, are you kidding?

He's probably, it was hot, it was a really hot day in the summer, and I just got him water as soon as possible. Was the Mexican guy at an off ramp, like selling oranges and flowers and rabbits? No, he was just, you know, sometimes there's like homeless people just kind of, you know, on benches or just downtown sometimes. It was kind of just like that. So that's what made me even really more weirded out, the fact that he was just kind of standing there, making this bunny kind of cook in the sun without water. That's how I felt, because it was a really hot day. didn't have an oven and he was slowly roasting it for dinner it's like hey man i'm homeless i don't have an oven so i'll just let the sun cook this thing yeah that's a gourmet meal by the way rabbit yeah uh yeah

it's not often you'll see a homeless guy munching down on some delicious rabbit so that you you might have you might have taken his gourmet meal away from him well i save the rabbit and he's good and he's still alive so i like it's weird sometimes you see homeless people with the most random things like a I saw a homeless guy yesterday with a baby or a puppy uh bulldog and I'm like how the hell did you get the puppy? Those are like 3,000 bucks. That's what I was seen. And it was

adorable like adorable. I saw a homeless guy yesterday with one of the Budweiser Clydesdale horses. Oh a horse? Yeah he had a full on Clydesdale. They were sitting on a bench together and he was brushing its mane and wow. Yeah I don't you didn't believe that did you? You did for a second. Well, no, until you started saying he was sitting there, I thought maybe he was in a field.

I don't know where you go, dude. Yeah, I know. I don't think homeless people go out to the country. I think there's, like homeless folks are kind of city folk. Homeless are homeless in general. I know, but have you ever, like, been driving along and seen like a homeless guy out in a field? And probably that's where homeless guys should be in the country because there's tons of free food growing everywhere. Well, they don't have these survival skills, I guess.

How hard is it to go pick and ear a corn or pull up a radish? Would they rather beg or just get it handed to them? Maybe that's it's more humiliating to harvest than it is to beg. I don't know. But you've got to figure with all the scarecrow's out there, you're getting a new wardrobe every few weeks. Oh my God, I love you. You could just strip, you know, strip the scarecrow.

Look at my new blue jeans, dog. Most people are going to start stressing like the scarecrow. Check out this straw hat player. Next time you see a straw hat, you're going to be like, homeless. Yeah. I mean, I want to see drive through the country, see a homeless guy in brand new, like, old clothes from a scarecrow eating a gourd. You should make a movie about this. Wow.

Will you star in it? Sure. I don't know what I'll do. But yeah, sure, why not? You could be like a homeless. I'll be the girl that takes you in. No, well, it's not that kind of movie. I'm already hearing the, the, um...

I was referencing the fact that I saved the bunny and he was homeless. All right. Yeah, you're kind-hearted. I like that about you. When I first met you, I thought, this girl has a good heart. Thank you. Am I right? Yes. I believe it. I believe it. I believe it. Well, interesting. See, I knew everyone's been bit by something. So I had to ask. I know. That's a very interesting question. Look at the gold we uncovered with Precious. You and Precious should watch Precious on your couch this weekend. Can you rent it and watch it with Precious? I own the DVD. I just never put it in. Hello. Good morning. Why? I don't know. I don't have time really that much to watch DVDs. And when I do, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I want to watch Step Brothers or half-baked or... There's a good girl. You're always flying around. Before we keep going, let's give a little backstory on Nikki. Now, tell them about your latest Playboy spread so people can get up to date. When and when did it come out? I was Miss May of 2012, so last May.

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Hello. Yeah, right? I'm liking what I'm hearing. Let me ask you this, because I loved a road trip. I have a big old pickup truck. Yeah. I love to go out in the desert. I don't like to, you know, pick a destination.

I just like to drive. But I always play it, and you're going to love this story. I have an ex-girlfriend where we went out to Death Valley, okay? We went on a road trip, and we literally threw the tent and the sleeping bags in the bag. I said, you know what, we're just going to drive. We have no destination. We're just going into the desert into Death Valley. Did she think you were going to murder her?

No, this was my girlfriend. Good Lord. I don't know. There's crazy stories nowadays. No one's safe. Yeah, I know. The guy in Australia, the legless guy. But no, I don't murder my girlfriends.

Thank you very much. I just said, do you think she was thinking that? Of course not. She liked going on road trips as much as I did. So we decided, you know, we'll just camp. We'll just camp. we'll just pull off the road in Death Valley and camp. Or if we see a little dumpy hotel, we'll get that, whatever comes up.

Right. So we're going through Death Valley. God bless us. Somebody in the middle of Death Valley, there's a place called Furnace Creek where they built like a five-star hotel in the middle of nowhere. It was almost like a mirage. Wow. And if you've ever seen the cover of the Eagles album, the Hotel California, it looked like that. palm trees and lights and me and my little lady we ended up it was closed for the season because

Death Valley gets so hot they actually close in the summer because the temperatures are so high so we found a guy and I said can we stay here the guy goes sure a hundred bucks but there's no maids and there's no room service but you basically have a room right so we have this giant five star hotel in the middle of the desert to ourselves full moon that night singing Elvis to her, running around naked. I mean, it was magic. That sounds really nice. It was great.

But what I'm saying is I love what you're saying. I love to camp. I love the bonfire, but I mix it up. It's like one night I'm sleeping in a ditch. The next night I'm in a five-star hotel. I'll take it as it comes. Yeah, me too. I think that's the best part.

That's how you should be life in general. Take it as it comes. Bingo. Bingo. Hello, Captain Kirk, Uggboots. I hate my sexy eggboots. No, they're very sexy. Let's get back to your story.

One thing I've always wondered about, you know, playboy models, and I've never interviewed one. You're the first. Ooh, lucky me. Yeah, I mean, you're probably one of the few I've ever met in my life. Oh, wow. This is fun. But, you know, one question that I have,

and I'm guessing the public has this question, too. at what point in a young woman's life does that switch go off where you go you know what I want to be in Playboy like when does it go off why does it go off and how do you follow through on it okay well for me personally

it's different I think than a lot of girls just because when well my dad first off has been a subscriber to Playboy since it became a magazine so you saw it at an early age I thought it really really early I was a nosy little child. So there's some influence right there. Yeah, exactly. So by the time I was literally 10 years old, I remember my brother, my dad and I were all sitting in the kitchen and I told my dad, I don't even

know what, you know, made me say this, but I told my dad that I was going to be a playmate. Wow. Was he happy or so? He laughed at me as if I was, you know, fishing. Like I wasn't really going to do it. Right. And my brother, I pointed to my brother and I go, hey, his name's Garrett. And I go, Garrett, you better remember this day. And he's like, he's like, okay, okay. So when I announced it to him, it was really funny because my brother brought it up. He was like, hey, dad, do you remember that day in the kitchen when she did tell you? She gave you over like a decade to figure it out.

Yeah. So like my dad was like, too chay. He couldn't do anything. Wow. He's very proud of me. But I knew at a really young age what I wanted to do. But I didn't necessarily know the route in which to do it. but for me it just happened it just happened really i was in texas i was really bored i was

fishing through um facebook and i never really do that yeah found a girl that i knew who did like more of like the cyber stuff and um i just asked how she even got involved with playboy in general yeah and she kind of put me with the one of the playboy tv casting directors and i told them i just really want to do play me i don't really want to you know be on tv right right gallivanding around naked and so um so i i asked him to put me in any audition he could and he really liked me to the point where he put me in a private audition that ended up airing it was filmed it was airing on um the show playmates on playboy tv so there was 13 girls and it was like a segment of the show and so far i'm the only one to come out wow right it's like destiny i some yeah things just

fall in the place i feel like if you put something out in the universe kind of talk about it i always talked about it with my friends so I had and I really didn't notice how much I talked about it but every ex-boyfriend that I had I guess I brought it up in conversation that I wanted to and he'd get mad and I'd be like they'd get mad happen yeah I'm like it's not gonna happen were they jealous they didn't want you they didn't want you exposing yourself to the world you're like you're mine girl there no way you're gonna do that's it right is that what it was a little bit yeah that's why I'm not with any of them so you need you need a more open-minded dude in your Well, yeah, because I don't want to be, if you get crazy with me and try and, you know, like, pin me down and not let me do anything. Nobody likes that. Well, yeah, first of all, no one likes it. Second, you're going to make me want to do that to you because it's unfair. Yeah. And I'm not that type of person. I'm just like, you go do you. I'll do me. Of course, I'll keep you and us, like us in mind. I'll totally pay respect to that. And I won't do anything to. That's nice to hear. I got to be honest. I don't hear that from a lot of ladies these days. Cudos.

Yeah, go me. But I just really. I just really appreciate individuality. So if, you know, if I have a guy and I don't want to change him or make him someone he's not. So if he wants to go do something, go out with the dudes, go to Vegas or whatever, I don't care. And it's like if he wants to be with me, he'll keep me in mind and he'll be respectful to our relationship. And if he doesn't, then good riddins. And I'm glad I'm not with you. Wow.

Mature approach. Well, I guess the good news now is with guys, it's not like they can go into the relationship and not. know what you've been up to it's like no right look i'm you you show them right i'm a playboy bunny i've posed naked if you've got a problem tell me now don't get all possessive of me in like four months right and that happens i bet though doesn't it uh yeah actually oh man yeah and you got to say bye i did have to say can you can i hear you say it like that what how like bye bye bye oh look at that is that is that how you said he like stared at me while i did Oh, yeah, that's great. I just want to picture the pitch of you saying that as the guy walks out the door with his waffle maker.

Bye. Oh, nice. So let me, let me review here. So it sounds like, and I'm curious about this, your father had playboy around the house. You saw them. They were an influence on you. I wonder if your father didn't have playboy around the house. Would that have changed the equation, do you think? um you know it might have a little bit but my family's very open and um my parents have been happily married for over 35 years nice so you know stability that's good yeah and um they're just they're very they're free my dad is so in love with my mom my mom's a hot piece of ass so it's like hello so he you know he actually like you know they have their own private life and if they're not really afraid to admit it and they show affection all the time so it's kind of like it's always been really open so i really don't know if i if the path would have technically changed but maybe you know

the being adamant about you know knowing what a playboy bunny is and knowing what a playmate is yeah you know being wanting to be that specific got it got it might have been changed but i like what you said about how you knew you were going to do it i i can relate in a similar way it's like when I was in college, I remember telling my college buddies, I said, guys, I'm going to be on the David Letterman show one day. And they were like, what the hell are you talking about? I said, I don't know. I said, I just know. I can feel it in my soul. Inside, I said, I know I'm going to be on that show. Was this before after you were making it? This was 10 years before. I had never even done stand up yet. I was still in college. And I said, and when I do it, I'm going to put peanut butter all

over my shoes and the first time i did letterman before i went on i got a knife and i put peter pan peanut butter all over my boots and i went out and all my college buddies phoned me and went oh my god we remember when you said that that's awesome but it's interesting how some people in life kind of have a feeling yeah definitely when you have i feel there's like a there's a destiny somewhere i don't i don't i can't explain you know all this stuff and don't quote me and everything but i really feel there's something out there that you're meant to do and if you believe in it and you kind of put it out in the universe and it'll come back because it's kind of like a destiny going full circle I love that you said that I believe in that it's like you open doors and I think it creates a

psychic a mental spiritual energy yeah and when you really focus on something or open your mind to allowing it into your life you follow that path you follow that path but also I think think people are drawn into that people gravitate it's like you said the people the people that are supposed to meet you and bump into you come into that window deep stuff here with with nicky lee very deep stuff and this brings me to uh you know this is this is a great thing you're no dummy obviously just talking to you and i think there's a stigma with playboy bunnies and girls that get nudie and you know all that stuff but you actually uh you're You're an honor student, right?

I am. I graduated my same month. So, May 2012, I graduated from Cal State Fullerton, and I was cum laude. What you were what? Cum Laude. What the hell's that? Sounds like a skin rash. Oh, Jesus, I just graduated and I got the cum laude.

Christ. I didn't even know what Cum Laude was. I still don't. It's honors. It's basically saying you graduate with honors, and they have certain, like, GPA requirements type of thing. Wow. Yeah. I have GPS requirements, but I've never had a GP. Cumulati sounds like it could be a weird sex act, too. Cum Laudey can. Yeah, you're right.

How you feeling tonight, baby? You want to do a little cumulati in the bedroom with the hickory scented candles? Hello. Yeah, it does. But what did you major in? It was sociology, was it? I ended up majoring and graduating in sociology, but I went, oh my gosh, I started as psychology major, then I went into nursing. Then I moved to Italy, and I studied out in Italy. What did you study there? Actually, the classes I took out there were pertaining to Italy.

It was a lot of folklore and mythology and things like that and a lot of history. I got to ask, though, did you crush any grapes in the ugs? Did you make any ugg wine? No, but you know what? I want to go back and do some grape crush in. You do? I would love to. I crushed my grapes once on a roller coaster.

But those are different grapes. Yeah. All right. Interesting stuff. Now, this is fun because, you know, you graciously gave me one of your magazines and autographed the centerfold. Heck, yeah, I did. And, you know, it's not embarrassing to me or to you to talk about your nudity.

No, I mean, it's on your kitchen counter. It's on my kitchen counter right beside the cookie jar next. to this extra size wide toaster. But saw the breasts, wonderful breasts. Thank you. And I was going to ask you, you know, we were talking about pets earlier, have you named your breasts? And if not, can we name them right now? You know what I have attempted to.

I've actually asked people to name them, you know, or something, but nothing's ever stuck. So let's name them. Well, can I get a couple of the, is there a couple of the names? Can we hear them? They were just stupid ones, like typical righty, lefty or stupid ones. Were you dating like a traffic school guy or something? Righty lefty. She's dating a crossing guard.

Something dumb like that. So, no, I've never really had like a cool name. So that's why it's never stuck. So if you want to name them, you can totally know. How about the right one? Can we call it Swifty? All right. Right is Swifty.

And I was, I can't do the, the left one I was going to say Mongo, but the, That's not a good name. Wait, can we ask why Swifty? I don't know. It's just, I don't know. I thought because it was like, you know, it just kind of moves around when you wiggle and, you know. Oh, God, that's great. Go you.

And then the other one, I don't know, maybe we should give it like a real soft, like beautiful, like, how about baby zebra tears? Is that too long? Whatever you want. Baby zebra tears. zebra tears. That's too long. That's like a long name like William H. Macy or, you know, Philip Seymour Hoffman or Jessica, Sarah Parker, sweet baby zebra tears. That's too much. How about Ed? Can we just call your left boom, Ed? Swiftie and Ed. That's great. Subty and Ed. Wow.

If you ever up here swimming, I'm going to get a Sharpie and write it on there. Well, won't it read like Ed Swifty? Yeah, you're right. It'll be like a real name. That's right. That could be a new sitcom on NBC, Swifty and Ed. There we go. They're like cops.

They're like breast cops. Yeah. They stop people. Like a Reno 911 one copse or like bad boys, bad boys. like bad boy that's serious serious breast inspection cop we should pitch this it is pilot season yeah I love it

swiftie and Ed so let me ask you this as far as you know we're talking about your boyfriends and stuff how is it with men in general I mean as being a bunny made it harder to date is it is it harder to find a man did you find men

treat you nicer are they meaner Are they, how do men react to the whole, you know, furor of being a playboy bunny? Well, first off, to be honest, it's not really necessarily like that I'm a playboy bunny. It's more of the playmate because there's like a whole history with it where there used to be bunnies at the club. Got it. So although now playmates do wear the bunny costume, we can't be bunnies in that. So for technical reasons, you're a playmate, not a bunny. Precious is the bunny, you're the playmate.

Got it. Exactly. So how is it with men? Because I think most guys listening are like, you know, most guys have ideas about playmates and playboy models and so on. But what should people really know? How do they treat you? How do you feel about how men treat you? You know, it's back to the whole statement of people are individuals, really.

You know, you can't really say that guys do this. generalize the whole you know all guys but they I mean they are kind of different some guys feel like because I'm a playmate that maybe I'm easier right easier to get in bed or something like right which totally not the case oh he's not for me and I can vouch for most of the girls so yeah that's definitely a misconception so a lot of guys sexualize you immediately they're like well you're already nude here and you show everyone that so what's the difference and it's like dude because it's just completely different. It's more or less, you know, you do it also for a work.

It's work, too, you know what I mean? And we're not doing, you know, Penthouse or Hustler, so it's not like you see penetration or anything too vulgar. You know, you can watch a movie and see more new. By the way, I've done Hustler four times, but this isn't about me. Keep going. Oh, my gosh. I want those.

You will have them signed. Signed. Signed, first of all right. With a silver sharpie. But does it make it tough on you, like to date? It does because, well, you know, some guys, like I said before, they're a bit more possessive in a sense, and they don't want their girlfriend to be able to be seen by other guys.

And sometimes a relationship, like I had a relationship where the guy just ended up freaking out and, you know, flipping out on me because I said XOXO, X, which is like a greeting, right? Yeah, like I just said, like, yeah, like, thank you. you like because someone said something nice, a fan said something nice and I wrote back X OXO so much. And he freaked out and he's like, you're writing X OXO. Don't ever freaking write XO to me again. It doesn't mean anything. You say it to freaking everybody. I'm like, dude, it's a greeting. And, you know, if someone's being nice to me, what do you want me to, like, what do you want me to do? Besides thank you, I just give a little like affection in a sense,

you know, but it's like I'm writing it. It's not like I'm giving them. But plus you're writing it kind of, in a way, when you're a point. playmate you're kind of like it's an alter ego right so you you kind of have to be a little flirty sexy but not go over the line so yeah you wrote exo xo and my uh in the thing you signed for me and he yeah and he freaked out and well i know he came over last night you beat the crap out of me but no well you look good i know i have some makeup on but you know yeah they just they they they either think that you know i'm easy or they get really possessive and it's just it's not really fun and also another thing is that it's hard for me now

because I know that a lot of people like to use the status like oh I hooked up with a playmate or so it's like I have to really be careful about who what guys I kind of let into my life and stuff because they could just be using it for you know points with the boys or you know like mature status type things like oh yeah well I fucked a playmate or whatever they're going to say Hello. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that on here. You can say whatever you want. Yeah. Hello.

I kind of have a potty mouth, but I've been trying to keep it clean. No, you can be as potty as you want. So, you know, it's just, it makes the dating world and all that kind of difficult. Yeah. And, you know, and so I kind of even understand more of that whole celebrity aspect of why, you know, there's not a lot of celebrities that hook up with, you know, normal people because they want to be with other celebrities that kind of understand what's going on. Sure.

You know, they have a relatable level that they're both on. So I get all that now. Otherwise, I was like, what the heck? Why isn't, you know, da, da, da, da, da, da, into me. Yeah. But I get it now, you know, there's a whole life, life altering stamina with all of it. It sucks. Yeah.

But it's good at the same time. You know, you have to find it's the good with the good, and the bad with the good. Good. Interesting. Look, it's one of these questions that I'm sure a lot of the dudes, even the girls listening, Or like, you know, you got to wonder, when you become a playmate, it kind of catapult you into another lifestyle, another level in a way. And you do have to deal with all the...

And even females you have to deal with. Because, like, you know, girls get... Some girls, I don't want to generalize, because I'm not a jealous type. So I'm sure there's other awesome girls out there that, you know, don't care and let other girls do their thing and support them. Like, I have a lot of female fans that absolutely love me and just always are like, oh my gosh either like you're beautiful or like thank you for you know i don't know responding to me or just something's simple and then there's other girls who are writing like slut and all this stuff all over and

it's like wow you can't please them all apparently now let me ask you this did you i think i know the answer but did you ever get the girls hitting on you in like a sexual way oh my god i have gotten girls yeah yeah i would think so yeah i mean it's just interesting it's very interesting and what do you how do you deal with that do you just get red in the face Are you flattered or you're like? I'm totally flattered. How do you feel? I'm totally flattered because, you know, it's, I don't know, you just kind of, girls are able to see of what a beautiful girl looks like, like, you know, on the same level.

It's not like a guy checking out a piece of meat in a sense. It's like a girl can really appreciate it. And I don't know. I think that that if a girl is willing to say that another female is attractive and like really kind of maybe even get turned on by her, I think that's awesome. That's hot. I think that's really cool. Yeah, it's hot. But, like, yeah, so I'm flattered completely when a girl is all into it.

But I'm not necessarily going down that path. So it's not like, you know, I obviously tell them that I'm straight or whatever. But I'm totally flattered. Sure, why not? A compliment is a compliment, right? Exactly. Let's do a quickie with Nikki. And this is just a question.

This is like a quickie, Nikki question here. This is just a throwaway one. this is like a yes or no or a quick answer in zebra jail do zebras have to wear striped uniforms or can they just stay in their skins quick answer here no they can't stay in their skins they have to wear

the striped uniform they got to take off their skin are you serious she is just like when does this interview end I have to ask these these questions I just think that's a really weird but interesting question. Well, hey, they can all be easy. The zebra can stay in his skin in the jail. Well, they give them, you know, when you go into prison,

they hand out those black and white striped like outfits. No, I thought they were orange. Oh, well, I was thinking for the case of this question, the black and white stripe, orange doesn't do anything. What we're doing is working zebra on zebra here. The orange, you know, that doesn't work. Well, they'll be camouflaged. It's kind of funny.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I can blind in. Okay, I kind of went nowhere quickly. Now, let me ask you this about nudity. This is kind of a, you know, you studied sociology. This might play into your wheelhouse. Is nudity and pornography bad for society? People throw that argument up in the air.

Nudity in pornography? Nudity and pornography. Oh. So I'm not saying that. is it bad for society no is it a bad thing or a good thing what are your thoughts i don't really think well it's definitely not a bad thing for society whether it's a good thing or not i don't i don't care to each his own you know it's not necessarily good or bad um but it's an it's a way to it's an expression really i mean you know some some people take it more crazy than others

but it's really a form of expression and you know there's there's art everywhere where people are nude or, you know what I mean? Sculptures that are nude. Sculpture, painting. Sculptures that are just phenomenal and historic. And graphic, very graphic. Yeah, some are very, very much so. So, no, like, I don't think it's anything negative for society.

I think it just allows people to be more open-minded. And, you know, we're born naked. So, you know, it's like even before all this fancy iPhones and, you know, fancy cars and everything and even clothes and designer clothes, you know. Sure. I don't know, but I don't know exactly what the cavemen and all them wore, but, you know, it's not necessarily the hugs. Yeah. Ogs.

Exactly. That's it. Only Ugs. Yeah. That's all they wore. Kave and wore Oggs and they carried a club. They knew the meaning behind us. Yeah.

But yeah, no, I don't, I do not think that it's a negative thing for society. I think it's a form of expression. And to each his own, if you want to get naked, I guess go ahead and get naked. If you don't, then be more modest about it and don't, you know. I feel like people are a little more uptight in the environment. United States, which is ironic because the states is all about selling sex. And freedom. And freedom.

But yet if Janet Jackson's nipple comes out, the whole society shuts down. And there's more nude beaches in like, you know, Europe and things like that. Europeans are very open about it. And they're also very open with their family. Like, you know, the children grow up drinking wine with their family. That's why there's not a bunch of drunk. Because it's kind of just put into their culture and they grow up understanding it. And I think I think the United States are the people in the United States kind of should take, you know, some notes with that.

Yeah, everything seems very categorized here. You can drink here. You can watch dirty movies here. You can't do this. You know, all over Europe, I lived there for a while in Germany and, you know, people taking their tops off in the parks to sunbathe. You know, they had, they would have sex boutiques rate rate. on Main Street right next to the grocery stores. And I would see couples, like young couples, old couples, just wandering in hand in hand as if they're going into shop for, you know, new shoes. And there was no stigma attached to it. It was very carefree. And even their TV shows, they had like in Germany, they had like a version of like Wheel of Fortune where contestants did it in the nude.

And it was just like, it just seems here. It's so uptight. And yet it's all anyone talks about. out and it's always the underlying theme here, sex, sex, sex. Well, United States is very interested in drama. So anything that they can make drama, why do you think reality TV is such a hit? Yeah, good point. It's drama.

It's something to talk about. It's something to either put down about someone. Like everyone wants to put someone down to feel superior. You know, it's kind of survival. Yeah, unfortunately. So they got to find something. And apparently, like, expressive nudity, things like that is what they target, unfortunately. Interesting.

Good, good to hear that. On the note of nudity, what's the strangest place you've ever done it? The nasty? What's the wildest, cookeest place? You know what? You've ever. Okay. Hold on.

Here we go. She's taking a breath, folks. Maybe there's so many she's got to sort it out. Kind of. There's, like, the strangest? Like the weirdest, strangers, in your mind that you would think is the, this is like the weirdest place, like in a meat locker and under a log ride at an amusement park and upside down on a ceiling fan? I mean, where is the muddiest? Wow.

People need to know. Well, Fudge. I know. I wish I could have a better answer right now. It's not like I remember. Oh, come on. If it's weird enough, you've got to remember it. I know you'd think so.

Well, one of the craziest places that I've had sex was we were driving on the freeway at like 80 miles an hour. Nice. Yeah, the guy was driving and I just hopped on. Oh, wow. So you were riding with your back to the steering wheel, straddling him. He was going 80. Can I ask what kind of vehicle? It was an infinity G35?

Infinity. Nothing better than having sex for infinity. It was the smaller one, right? It was the SUV one. I think it might be. Wow. So you were up high. And I'm guessing was the highway pretty empty at that point in time? You know, it kind of, it wasn't, it wasn't rush hour. It wasn't rush hour. But, I mean, it's not like we were the only car on the road. I'll put that. Tinted windows? I don't remember. Or freestiling?

Didn't care. Windows down or up? Oh, they were up. If it's too cold. So AC going right up your butt crack. I don't know if we had AC going on. So you were sweating it out. Yeah, we were hot boxing. Wow, power steering. I don't know. It was very powerful.

Music on? Music on? Do you remember any of the songs? No. Oh, really? That would have been pretty funny. That would have been good because every time you heard that song, you just could have a little beat of sweat would have rolled down your forehead.

I remember Jim. Hey, what's your craziest place? Oh, turning it around on me. It might help me like really start remembering some places and I can, I'll rebuttal. Wow. Okay. Let's see.

One time I jumped behind some bushes in front of an office building. Let's just walking down the street with a little lady. And there was like, we were getting all horny. And we just saw some hedges and jumped behind those. They were like mirrored windows. So we don't know if there are people looking out at us. Yeah. That's great.

So that was pretty kooky. And one time I smashed through a dining room table. Wow. With an X. We were, you know, we made the mistake of, I laid her down on her back right in the middle of the table instead of on one of the ends. And with both our weight on it,

the table just went to the floor and you're going to love this, dropping to the floor during the moment. Wow. During the, yeah, during we just at the climax, in the air dropping as everything's releasing. is that the most awesome feeling or was it weird it was awesome but the look on her face when she hit the floor just her eyes like looking in my like she couldn't believe it we went from pure ecstasy to laughing our asses off in about lovely though that's lovely yes that's fun yeah it's fun

when you can laugh and it's a good time and of course it is got a laugh that's good well okay when you're talking about the shrubbery I remember I was at a wedding nice with my boyfriend at the time and we kind of left the wedding and he, like, prop me up on a tree. Nice. That was fun. Like up in a tree house or just like? No, like, I don't know, the branches came out horizontally on some of them. And we kind of just like I would either bend over on it or sit on it.

Nice. Yeah, it was pretty interesting. Nature sex. Yeah. And then I've camped a lot. So I've had sex a lot in like, you know, outdoors and tents and all that stuff. What do you prefer doing it in a tent? Because we talked about it.

Would you rather do it in a kind of a bumpy, lumpy tent? Or would you like to be laying on a nice big king-sized bed at a five-star hotel? You know what? Well, I think you can do more maybe in the hotel, you know, comfortably. I'd go hotel. But really for me, it's about the moment and, you know, the person. The excitement. The passion.

Exactly. Like all those. Because sometimes being outdoors or, you know, even being angry or something like that makes it so much more exciting. And it doesn't even matter where you are. Well, you know, after some people fight, sometimes they have makeup sex. Sometimes that's the best. Exactly. You ever start a fight on purpose just so you could get to that makeup sex?

No, I never want to fight. I hate your guts, you bastard. And then immediately pull down your pants. Very interesting. Okay, one day I'll try that. Yeah. That's pretty interesting. Have you ever done that?

I had a girl once. I knew we were in a bad place, a really bad place. And in the middle of it, I looked her right in the eyes and I said, I mean, we were like, we were in each other. Oh. And I looked at her right in the eyes and I said, tell me you hate my guts. Wow. And she did it about three times while we were. Right.

She's just like, I hate your fucking guts. It's pretty powerful. It is pretty powerful. And I didn't do it because I wanted her to hate me, but I knew that was the emotion she was feeling right there. It was like a breakup type of thing. And I said, you know, let's be real here. So while we're doing this, it's a passionate thing.

Passion and honest. It's honest. I said, just tell me. Look right in my eyes and while we're doing it, just tell me how much you hate my guts. And she did. It's pretty raw. Yeah, I like, see, yeah.

I'm glad precious wasn't there watching You would have bait Yeah Yeah That's awesome Wow well go you That's awesome Go you

To be able to do that Go me I'm glad that she even responded Oh yeah It was pretty cool It's like I hate you I hate your guts I hate your fucking guts

Being told that someone hates you It never sounded so sexy I know it was weird Because you're making love But yet here's the hate But I knew Like it was one of those things Underneath the words

I knew that we loved each other. So to hear her say it was kind of like a psych, it was like I was, you know what, I was doing her a favor. I was giving her free therapy. There you go. Congratulations. But underneath the words,

I knew that there was love deep down and that this was a phase she was in. But it was real. I mean, I knew she was pissed and I was like, let it go. You know, love's weird like that, right? You love someone, but you can do it the same time you can love and hate somebody yeah those love hate relationships but love usually

wins at the end of the day definitely um let me see we got some we're getting towards the end here and by the way folks like we always do at the end of the show we're going to do a nature quiz with uh nicky lee see i mean this is a girl who says she loves nature she loves the outdoors she has pets um so let's see what happens here's here's one where i'm just going to go off the grid a little bit see what you think i think you're a smart girl what's the scariest thing facing humanity right now nicky lee in your mind wow the scariest thing facing humanity the human race big question if you need a second you know if you want to go maybe uh well definitely what like the you know scarcity of clean water there we go think i think that a lot of people actually die by not

having clean water all around the world even yeah so I think that's true true that I think that is actually a really I think that one is a really really big one to be honest with you I'm not quite sure I think people thinking that they're you know like survival of the fittest and not working together is kind of a thing that destroys our humanity but really yeah you know instead of being like a team player everyone's trying to you know step on the person to get higher and you know it's not like people are i mean obviously there are people who help each other out that's great and keep it up but it's like there are a lot of people who just will you know put down anybody just to feel superior or put down anybody just to get ahead so i think this whole that whole competition

could eventually lead to something pretty the power baby you're talking about power yeah yeah yeah hey that's what always triggers wars so i think you're right interesting um interesting And here's our last question for you before the nature quiz. Ooki-dokey. What's the perfect ending for Nikki Lee, a farm, a beach house, kids? What would make this beautiful young woman who's got her whole life ahead of her? What's the end game? Where do you see the Garden of Eden for you?

Well, I hope that eventually I become like kind of a household name. I really want to, you know, just do a lot. Kind of do everything, whether it be even including, like, singing, you know. Nice. I want to do that. I want to. Are you a good singer? Uh-huh.

Wow. People tell me. Dare I ask you to sing a few bars? It won't happen. Won't happen. No, not today. It's too early. It is way too early.

But, you know, besides that, like I would love to go. Okay, okay. Well, I'll prepare next time. All right. What else? You know, and I'd love to get kind of in the. acting game and definitely do a lot more modeling um tv whatever honestly i'm just an open book you know write my pages but um i after all that i hope to really find the one like everyone else tries to

find the one but i really would love to have a family i love kids i hope to have a really a beautiful home with a nice view no matter if it's a view of you know like a forest type thing or if it's even a beach, you know, I just want, like, somewhere where my family can all really feel quaint. Nice. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, so I hope, I guess, family would be, like, that happy ending, you know, just having a nice family. And I want to, when I get married, if, hopefully that happens.

Of course it will. You never know, no. Charming, wonderful lady here. I just hope that it lasts. Like, I really, I strive, exactly. I strive to really have a relationship as strong and awesome and open as my parents. they're a huge inspiration so my happy ending I guess would be my family there you go it's nice to hear yeah nice to hear beautiful answer that's all right look I think what happens is one of my goals here

today was kind of put a human face on people like I said when they they think about playboy and new modeling they don't they don't realize that there's a real person behind that that uh you know has has has their own dreams and aspirations and so there you go folks i think a uh sweet interesting revealing honest conversation with uh playmate person human being nicky lee yay i love it i do too this is fun i i i i'll ove it i'm finding out things about me that i didn't even know surfacing i know i hope edin swiftie are okay with everything Edents of the are phenomenal right now. They're contained.

Well, folks, great talk with Nikki Lee, but that brings us towards the end of the show where we do our final segment that we do with all our guests here on the Harland Highway. Let's cue the music. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. It's time for the Harland Highway Animal Quiz. Nikki Lee, are you ready for the animal quiz?

You love nature. I do. We've established. You have pets. You like to camp. So here's how it works. For those who haven't heard it before, what we do is we give four questions.

I give clues to an animal, and Nikki has to guess the animal's name using the clue. Can she get all four right? Will she get help from Ed and Swifty? We don't know. Here we go. Ready for the first one? one, Nikki?

All right. Here it is. I am a big brown animal whose name is really close to the plural version of the noise a cow makes. Moose. Whoa. Hello. Wow. Nikki, Nicky, one of the fastest answers we've got on the.

Really? Right. The plural of a cow. Moo is moose. Moos. He moves. Good on you. So you get this game. I guess so. Oh, Nikki, I am impressed.

Ding, ding, ding. Yeah, we put the bell sound in. Don't worry. You don't need to do it. She won't sing for me, but she does a bell noise. Great. All right, here we go. Question two for Nikki Lee.

I am a female insect that you won't find hanging out in bars, cursing, spitting, or fighting. because I am a well-mannered and polite bug, for I am a... Butterfly? No. It's a female insect? Yeah. Am I really supposed to get this? Sure.

I can read it again if you want. You don't hang out in bars. I'm a female insect that you won't find hanging out in bars, cursing, spitting, or fighting, because I am a well-mannered and polite insect, for I am a dot, dot, dot, dot. bug huh yeah

damn um I really want to know if all these people listening really get this oh I bet some of them some of them are probably sitting there oh come on

come on Lee come on Lee I mean you had sex on a tree you must know about insects you probably got some on you come on ask Ed and Swiftie Ed

me out here. All right. I'm going to read it to Ed and Swifty. I am a female insect that you won't find hanging out in bars, cursing, spitting, or fighting, because I am a well-mannered and polite bog, for I am a dot, dot, dot, dog. Mannered and polite. A manoray? I really, I don't know. A manoray is a fish. Wow. I know, but I went manner. You went manor. I really don't know. What about those praying things praying mantis that's what i was trying to say mannors no think about it if you're if you're if you're if you're a woman right yeah i know female has something to do with it but i don't if you're well behaved yeah you're well-mannered yeah what are you you're a woman you're acting

like a i was just going to say bed i don't know hey oh wow i honestly it's really pissing me off that I feel like I've ran into a wall with this question. All right. You're going to be really mad when I tell you. I know, I know. Do you want the answer? I just don't understand. I don't think I know the difference is really

between the female and male species of insects. Forget about the insects. Go with what I just told you. Well-mannered and polite. Polite, elegant. I don't know, baby. Ladybug. Oh, you're a ladybug.

Oh, my God. You're not spitting. You're not swearing. You know what? I was thinking of insects and I was thinking of green. How weird is that? So I didn't think of a red ladybug. I should have been thinking orange like the zebra in his prison suit.

Yeah. That's okay. You got two more. I should have got that. I'm sorry, everybody. No. Come on. Very few get all four of them.

I know, but I should have got that. You should have. Shame on you. Everyone is like, duh. No. Hey, you got moose in a nanosecond. You probably got moose more than most people listening. Okay, good.

So that's almost... Okay, here's number three. I am a common bird whose name is half a style of sad music and half a popular talk show host. I am a common bird whose name is half a style of sad music and half a popular talk show host. And it's a what? A common bird.

A type of bird. Um, wow. So it has two names. Yeah. Sad music. Yeah. What would be sad music? I don't even know.

Is there, I mean, wow. What color are your eyes? A blue bird? Oh, I know. You're all around it. And I'm part. Blue Jay. Hey.

Oh, there you go. Did you know there's a bird called a blue-footed booby? Yes, I did. It's a marine bird, and they're beautiful. They're white, and they've got blue-webbed feet. Isn't that cool? They're unbelievable folks. I invite you to, you know, you know who would have got that answer if that was a question?

What? Ed and Swifty. Because it's a booby. It's a blue-footed booby, and two boobs are going to get the boob. Okay, you're two out of four. Blue-Jay. Okay, great. Blue-J.

Jay Leno being the talk show host I was thinking last names I gotta stop like having these strategies You gotta open the mind All right here's the last one Are you ready Nikki Lee? I'm ready I am a snake

Whose name is the abbreviation for a company And also offers support To Ed and Swifty Or to breasts I'm a snake whose name is the abbreviation for a brah a boa I don't know

I'm the abbreviation for a company and also offer support to breasts I can think of a bra but what is a snake I'll tell you that part's right you get the bra part right bra what's that bra

thanks bra uh the abbreviation let me give it to you a little bit the abbreviation of the word company. Oh, okay. C-O. C-O. C-O. C-O. C-O. Cobra. Bingo. Boom. You got three out of four.

Oh, golly. You didn't get the lady one. You didn't get the lady bar. I can't believe I didn't get the lady one. Because you are such a lady. You're beautiful. You're probably blinded by your own ambiance, and that's what threw you off. Okay. Sure. I'm going to leave it at that.

Nikki, let's a great question. This is a great question. great little game you got going on. You're not fun? Yeah. You were good at it. You weren't lying about the nature thing. That's great.

I guess. I didn't know Ladybug. That's so sad. It's okay. There's a lot of people that didn't get it. All right. So let's up before we go, before we shut the door, before we close the exit ramp on the Harland Highway, Nikki Lee is her name.

Nikki, this is your moment. Promote whatever you want. Tell the folks whatever you want. Where can they see you? Where can they get your, your magazines, where can they, anything? Oh, yeah, okay. Great. First off, if y'all are on Twitter, I have a Twitter account, of course.

It's at Nikki Lee. Lee is spelled L-E-I-G-H and then X-O. And then I have an Instagram that's Miss Nicky Lee. It's all spelled out, M-I-S-N-I-K-I-G-H. And then I have a website, Missnicki Lee. I also host a radio show. So it's on SiriusXM Satellite Radio on the Playboy channel of all channels. And that's Channel 102 and it's on Wednesdays from 2 to 3 and that's the live cut.

Otherwise it like replays a little bit throughout the weekend. It's called Playmates kind of self-titled. Nice. So go ahead and catch that. It's always fun. Actually, you should be on our show, would you? Well, let's not push it here. you'll probably have me come on and make me sing or something you know

know that's right baby that's right baby um yeah basically that's it um you know i'm doing my own thing you can always honestly twitter is the best way to understand what i'm doing and see what i'm doing um i also just did um a web episode i guess that's what they call nowadays sure um so check out the youtube channel loud and um look up hot girls get a away with shit with Nicky Lee. It was just put up the other day and there's, there's going to be more coming up. And it's pretty darn interesting and funny. It's like a prank.

It's a prank show. Like, it's a hidden camera prank show. I love those. And so, like, you know, hot girls, I guess I'm one of those. And I go up and, you know, ask people for stupid stuff or they do things. And it's just seeing what we can get away with. So that's pretty entertaining. Comedy.

So do that. Exactly. All right, guys, you heard it. Hey, be respectful. Just because Nicky's in Playboy, don't be jackasses, dudes. Treat her with respect. You heard her talking. She's a wonderful human being, a wonderful girl.

Don't any of you dudes listening get all Creeperville. You never know what guys are going to do. And there you heard it. Nikki, thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. This was a lot of fun. Did you have a good time? Yeah, you kind of woke me up in the sense of my brain.

to start working today. Good. Thinking. So thank you. Thank you. What do you say we go take Ed and Swifty out for a little run through at the drive-thru right now? It's all right. I say they need some suns.

All right, man. I got the big black SUV with the untinted windows. If you see two people driving down the highway sitting on each other, you know what's going on. It's a five-star hotel in the middle of the desert. Bingo, baby. Hey, this is Harlow Williams. You've been listening to the heart. Harland Highway. Our thanks to Nikki Lee. Check her out on the internet.

And until next time, chicken chow mean, baby. Thank you.