The Harland Highway - 482 N. Korea wants to NUKE the USA. GEORGE MICHAEL from WHAM
Episode Date: April 4, 2013North Korea threatens USA with nuclear bombs, the master at work JIM CARREY in Cable Guy, and singer GEORGE MICHAEL from pop band WHAM, calls into show. Bless my apple snoss!! Learn more about your a...d choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It's the Harland Highway, boys and girls.
Hey, how are you, gang?
Harlan Williams here doing a clown voice off the top,
because I'm kind of a clown, I guess.
Does that make you clownies or clownettes for listening to me?
I don't know, I hope so.
Let's all clown around together on the Harlan Highway podcast.
I am he and what a show we have today.
We are going to talk about, I'm going to talk about a movie that I think deserves a second look.
It's a comedy movie, and it's with a superstar actor.
It's an actor that's made you laugh and brought lots of joy and merriment into your life.
And it's one of his movies that I think kind of went under the radar during his career.
And we're going to talk about taking a second look at a movie that I think has really grown on me
and very funny.
Also, we're going to be discussing North Korea.
Looks like they're declaring war on everybody,
including us in the United States.
I'm going to talk about the nuclear threat from North Korea.
And then, I think, speaking of overseas,
our old friend George Michael from Wham is calling in.
Not happy about that.
Don't like the guy, but what are you going to do?
This is the Harland.
Welcome to the Harland Highway
All right, let's get this sucker going, huh?
You are causing a major disturbance on my time.
It's the Harland Highway.
What's up, Bra?
If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
Am I hallucinating here?
Just what in the hell do you think you are doing?
You just made a wrong turn.
On to the Harland Highway.
is your fucking wake-up call, man.
You're riding down the Harland Highway
with Harland Williams.
In 30 seconds, you'll be dead.
I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes.
Kaboom!
Yeah.
That's the sound we'd hear of North Korea had their way.
Are you scared?
Are you trembling in your boots?
Ooh, North Korea.
has declared war
North Korea is
gonna you get ready gang
North Korea is a get right
you ready for the missile
North Korea's got
the missile
I can't believe they have more than one missile
I don't even know if they have a real missile
it's probably cardboard or something
I mean what are they thinking man
rattling the saber on the cage
at us. Are you kidding?
What the hell's wrong with those people?
I mean, how seriously can we be scared of a guy who looks like an Asian cabbage patch kid?
You know what I'm talking about?
The new leader of North Korea, there's Kim John Gah, or whatever his name is?
Is it just me or does he look like a full, like a grown-up cabbage patch kid?
One of the Asian ones.
Get that little pudgy face, little beady eyes.
That's a cabbage patch kid, man.
North Korea's got a cabbage patch kid running the place.
Everybody going to have Kohl'slaw tonight.
We got cabbage roll for everybody.
I'm a cabbage patch kid.
Everybody going to have cabbage.
Rock and roll.
I mean, you can't take it.
nuclear threats from a cabbage patch kid and what about that name i mean you're you're a tough
ass uh you know leader of this badass country and you got a girl's name hi kim hi kim is the nuclear bomb
ready yet kim can i call you kimberley no okay you're going to kill me why don't i just call you
Kimberly Kim and then he's got the man's name after Kim it's Kim John and then it's like
oh or something it's like someone kicked him in the in the balls oh my name is Kim Jong oh it's like
he never got the last name out someone wasn't happy with the Kim thing he got to John and
before he got the last name out they ran up and kicked him in the cabbage rolls
Hi, my name is Kim John.
Oh.
I don't know, man.
Like, you know, if you're the leader of a country
and you're going to be threatening the United States,
the most powerful country in the world with nuclear bombs,
change your name to Dirk or Cliff or Stephen.
Change your name to bad motherfucker.
Something.
Kim?
I'm really mad at the United States of America.
I'm sending you.
the missile
sending the guided missile
Kimberly's upset
Kimberly is not
going to take this
it's just not going to happen not on my watch
someone get me some cabbage
and seriously
a guided missile
look I think we all know
that Asians have a reputation
for not steering
and driving real well
I can't imagine them
launching a quote-unquote guided missile with any accuracy.
Can you imagine that launch?
Three, two, one.
We got a lift-off.
Oh, there she go.
She's flying through the air.
She's going to hit the United States of America.
Oh, there go to guided missile.
What's that blinking light?
Why the blinking light on guided missile?
What you mean you left the left turn signal on?
Oh, what?
Holy fucking turning around.
Guided missile turning around.
Take it left.
Take it left.
Who the hell?
Oh, it's coming back.
Ah!
These guys can't even get to the 7-Eleven properly,
let alone send a guided missile across the ocean.
And yeah, that's just the reputation Asians have
when it comes to driving and stuff, man.
I'm not making it up.
I think even Asians acknowledge that they're not great at the guiding and the driving.
So let's see you get your Prius into an underground garage parking spot
before you start sending guided nuclear warheads 6,000 miles across continents and countries
and isotherms and everything else.
Holy frock it's coming back everybody run everybody get to the cabbage field hide without a cabbage patch kid
Kimberly scared Kimberly hide with the cabbage patch
hoary frock
Grided missile coming back
Oh man
So sorry Kimberly I'm not scared I don't know if any you guys are
scared, but I ain't.
Okay, so I got a funny-ass story I got to tell you guys.
This happened to me, I guess, about three days ago.
I was doing some grocery shopping.
What?
No, I'm not expecting a call.
What do you mean?
Long distance.
Who is it?
Oh, no.
No, it better not be him.
I don't want to talk to George Michael.
I'm doing a podcast.
Oh, God.
No, don't put them on.
Hello, Arland.
Oh, God.
What do you want, George?
It's George Michael.
All right, let's not start right out the fucking gate with your antics and your shenanigans, right?
All right, don't start telling me how to do things.
Well, I'm just telling you, I'm not going to put up with you.
you're not getting me name right.
It's George Michael, all right?
You just don't say one bloody name, right?
Okay, I got it.
Why are you calling me?
I'm doing a podcast.
Well, I've been looking at these reality shows on telly, on the telly island.
Right.
And they got one where they're up in the North Arctic Circle and a hut in the whale.
What?
They're up in the north.
North Otis Circle the Hattie the Whale.
Holly La Wale?
Hattie the whale.
I don't know what you're saying, George.
It's George fighting, Michael, you.
Fighting fried egg,
fighting sandwich with a fucking chocolate roasted,
fucking Piccadilly circus on it, fuck stick.
Okay, you know what?
If you're going to get belligerent,
I said it's a reality show where they're hunting a whale.
Are you saying hunting the whale?
That's what I said, dinglebutt.
All right. What do you mean hunting the whale?
Well, it's like the Japanese whaling ships are, and they've been hunting a whale.
Okay.
Well, you're killing the whale, ol'en.
They're killing the whale.
That's what I said. Hello.
Fottie, what you got?
Fottie wax in your ears.
No, I don't have wax in my eels.
In your eels, eh?
You've got fain eels swimming in your ears.
Look, you're getting me all tongue twide.
Tung twide, is it, Ireland?
Oh, get you got something in your mouth there.
No, but I'm sure you've had something in your mouth.
Well, how's that mean, then?
I'm bloody calling you all the way from the United Kingdom.
Long distance on my own fucking dollar.
I'm calling you in the United...
What?
I said I'm calling you long distance in the United...
The United...
The United States of America?
Oh, Christ, on a fucking cheese sandwich.
What if that is wrong with you today?
Look, I'm in the middle of a podcast.
George.
George fucking Michael!
What the fight is wrong with you?
You got your fighting fair head stuck up the ass of a fighting Chinese mountain goat.
I don't have my head stuck up the ass of a Chinese mountain goat.
Now cut the profanities.
Then say me fucking name.
All right, George Michael.
Oh, laudity-da, flowers and fucking teardrops from Tangerine Angels.
He finally fucking got it right.
What are you talking about whales?
I'm saying we got to stop killing the fucking whales in the Antarctic Circle.
Okay, that's easy to say we got to stop killing the whales.
How?
Well, I've come up with a solution, Arland.
Okay.
Well, you don't got to get all snarty with me.
I'm not getting snarky with you.
I didn't say snarky.
I said snorty.
Like the fucking green stuff that comes out your dirty, fucking nose early in the morning.
Would you just get on with it, George?
It's George.
Fucking Michael!
You fucking giant steaming pile of cyclops shit.
I am not a steaming pile of cyclops shit.
How are we going to stop the killing of the whales?
For every fighting whale they kill, we're going to go to.
to the United States of America
and kill an old lady.
What?
Every time somebody kills a whale,
I'm going to come to the United States
America and kill an old lady
with a big stick.
Okay, have you been drinking again, Michael?
It's George Michael, you fucking
Pinkle Bell, fucking Walt Disney
Magic Kingdom.
It's a small world after all.
Fucking crumpet fuck.
All right, hang up on this guy.
Roger. Hang it, the guy
wants to save the whales
every time someone kills a whale
he's going to come over
and kill an old lady with a stick?
What is wrong with this guy?
Hey, you got to quit the booze
there, guy.
Oh, look at you like, you've never had a little
nip, eh? I bet you've got a
fucking Mickey in your draw right now,
you're fucking lush,
eh? How else could you come
up with a fucking retardant garbage
you put on your porn?
If you weren't fucking half-slashed seven ways to Andrew Ridgley's fucking tight little anus.
What was that?
I didn't mean that.
I didn't mean to talk about Andrew Ridgley's little anus.
No, but you did.
Let's get into that.
I already have.
No, wait.
What's going on here?
No, wait.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What have I said?
Where'd he go?
He hung up.
Oh, great.
For once I want to.
to talk to him he says something provocative and he hangs up that guy is messed up roger
do not let him call here anymore i got to get on with it i'm bull kill an old lady
oh kill your fighting grandmother tell you dirty back hang up on him well actually wait i want
to talk about you and andrew rigid oh see you later allan so what a jack wad
Roger, why?
I'm not even going to get into it with you.
I'm not even going to go into it.
I ask you not to let them call through here.
You put them through.
I think you secretly are amused by this idiot.
And wipe that smirk off your face.
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Don't throw your back out.
I do apologize, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm trying to do a professional show here.
I try to keep a level of some kind of standard here.
And this drunk, lush calls in.
Anyway, I'm not wasting any more time.
Let's talk about something that, you know, is positive.
Here's what I want you to do.
I want to revisit a movie, and I want to revisit an actor, a comedian,
that maybe we haven't looked at his work through the lens lately.
And he's actually a guy that's been getting a little bit of flack lately.
I'm talking about our boy Jim Carrey.
Funny guy, you know, the last little while he hasn't really had any movies that popped,
and, you know, they weren't great.
And Jim's getting a little older.
And, you know, you kind of get the feeling a bit that the tide's turning on him a little bit.
Just, you know, he did a funnier dive video a few weeks ago,
and the media, like, trounced all over him,
and they're calling him a wash-up and a loser and an a-hole.
And, you know, like, he's not entitled to his opinion like everyone else is, right?
And, you know, Jim hasn't had, like, a big hit movie in a while.
So, you know, a lot of these people who love to knock people off their pedestal,
smell blood in the water, and they're circling around, and it's kind of sad to see.
And I went to see this movie, Bert Wonderstone.
with Steve Carell and Jim Carrey.
And Jim did a good job.
He had a fun character,
but I got to say it was hard for me to see a movie
where Jim was playing second fiddle.
You know, that's an indication
that maybe his careers dropped off a little bit
that he doesn't have top billing in an over-the-top comedy.
He was playing second fiddle to Steve Correll,
who, by the way, I love Steve Carell,
but Purt Wunderstone was horrible.
Steve Karell looked like he phoned it in.
He didn't care.
He wasn't funny.
And which is really interesting because he's a producer on the movie.
If you watch the credit, Steve Karell produced the movie.
You know, if I was producing a movie, I go, man, I'm going to make this my funniest movie ever.
Not only because my name's on it, but also financially, you know, you make a great movie.
you reap the rewards
and, you know, you had a hilarious premise.
You had two battling magicians
in the, you know, schlocky world of Las Vegas.
You had kind of the old-school loser
up against the new modern-day magician.
Then you had two comedy superpowers
like Jim Carrey and Steve Carell.
I love them both.
And that movie sat there like,
a rotten egg on a hot raft in the middle of summer, man.
I mean, I did everything I could not to walk out of that thing.
And the people I was with, we couldn't believe it.
And one of the things I noticed about Jim in that movie is even though I liked what he did,
he did some interesting stuff, he's always compelling to watch.
He was probably the best thing in the movie.
I got a little bit of a sense from Jim that I don't.
don't know. There was a little sparkle in his eye that I didn't see. I don't know if it's because of age or he didn't like the idea that he was playing second fiddle or maybe he was feeling self-conscious that his things have fizzled a little bit. And by the way, when I say fizzled for Jim Carrey, I'm not saying he's dead in the water. I mean, most people would love to even have his fizzle career, let alone when he was at his peak.
but by no means thinking Jim Carrey is over.
I just think he's in a bit of a rut and a bit of a lull.
He needs to reinvent himself.
I hope they redo dumb and,
they do a dumb and dumber part two.
That should put him back on the top.
But Jim had this kind of energy where,
even though he was giving it as all as he always does,
and he looked great and he was funny,
you got the sense that he was a little beaten down,
a little bit of a whipped dog.
And he certainly didn't possess the energy and the vigor that he had in the early days of Ace Ventura and the mask and the movie that I really want to talk about, which kind of kicked off this whole segment, is a movie where I think Jim was underrated and kind of this movie kind of passed under the radar a little bit.
and I'm talking about a movie called The Cable Guy.
And if you haven't seen it, or if you have seen it,
you know, I can't tell you what to do,
but if you have a little window at time, a lazy Sunday or a lazy evening,
watch The Cable Guy again.
Watch the cable guy again, and watch what Jim Carrey does.
I mean, the more I watch that movie, the more I am riveted by what he did in that movie.
And let's put it in context here.
When the cable guy came out, Jim Carrey was riding the peak of his popularity.
He had done Batman as the Riddler, he'd done Ace Venturi, he'd done Dumb and Dumber,
he'd done the mask.
So he was doing these high concept over-the-top comedies
where he was this big, funny, like physical guy
who was doing stuff that blew everyone away.
By the way, let's not forget all the laughter he brought us,
okay?
All you critics out there that are so eager to kick him while he's down
or knock him down and then kick him.
That's what I hate about many industries in life.
You know, people forget the joy
and the fun and the beauty that someone brought them
before they hit hard times.
Can't you just hold them up for that
instead of waiting for a wound to open
so you can pour salt in it?
So anyways, Jim was doing all these wonderful, light-hearted,
silly, wacky comedies.
They were cracking us all up.
And right in the middle of that,
he did this movie called The Cable Guy.
and the movie wasn't received that well.
It did moderate.
It did okay.
But it was a dark movie.
Jim played a dark character.
And people weren't really ready for that
in the middle of all this lighthearted goofiness.
And so the movie got passed over a bit
and critics were kind of iffy on it
and it made some money,
but it didn't blow up.
up the way all his other movies were doing is all his other movies were clearing a hundred
million plus i think cable guy came in at about 60 million which is still a huge number
but it it was one of those movies that kind of people people weren't ready for jim carrie
in that role so it kind of got passed by and by the way this movie was directed by ben
stiller who the more i look at the movie i also have accolades for him because
because, you know, he did a lot of interesting shots
and gave Jim a lot of rope to play with.
And together, I think they made a real masterpiece.
But here's why I want you to watch the cable guy again.
I want you to watch it and look at it and go,
if you'd never heard of Jim Carrey,
if you'd never seen any of his movies or saw him on TV,
if this was his first movie
where this guy popped onto the scene
and this was his very first role,
you would look at this guy and go,
holy crap, who the hell is this guy?
This guy is mad.
This guy is insane.
This guy is intense.
I love this guy.
Hello, Stephen.
I came as soon as I could.
What's your real name?
It's Larry Tate,
but that's not what's important right now.
We have to get you out of here.
I was watching court TV.
I think I saw the loophole in your case.
I'm going to talk to the judge about a rid of habeas corpus.
I'll put the system.
I mean, you've got to look at it through that prism.
Imagine it's this guy's first movie you knew nothing about him.
It'll kind of blow your mind.
And if you don't believe me, even if you don't want to look at it through that prism,
I want you to watch Jim's performance.
I want you to watch, pay attention to every single facial tick,
every eye movement, every physical step he takes in that.
movie, Jim is doing something, whether it's an eyebrow going up, whether it's his eyelids
flickering, whether it's a lip curl, whether it's his teeth coming out, whether it's the way he
tilts his head, whether it's the way he postures his body. I mean, you've got to look at this
movie and look at this guy's physicality, look at the detail. Even his voice, he does the
whole performance with this this lisp and he sticks his bottom jaw out where it looks like
instead of most of us have an overbite where our teeth are our top teeth come over our lower
teeth jim kind of did this thing where he he stuck his lower jaw out so it looks like his
lower teeth are coming out over his top teeth i mean not only is that kind of physically impossible
I don't think that happens to many human beings,
but just try talking like that.
It's not easy.
And you've got to figure for a guy to do a whole feature film
pushing his jaw like that, it would start to hurt.
Why are you doing this to me?
I didn't do this to you.
You set me up.
No, I taught you a lesson.
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
You seem to prefer the latter.
I'm just here to comfort you.
But I watch this movie, and there's not a moment.
There's not a scene.
There's not a second that goes by where he's not doing something with his fingers, with his hands, with his body, with his neck, with his eyebrows, with his forehead, with his singing voice.
I mean, I'm telling you, man, look at the, give this movie a second chance.
And then watch it.
And if you're still not convinced how incredible the performance.
is, and you're going, oh, it's just Jim Carrey.
Well, I want you to remove the name Jim Carrey and watch the performance and go,
what other actor could have done this?
Could George Clooney have brought what Jim's bringing to this?
Could Owen Wilson, could Will Ferrell, could any actor bring all the little nuances and all
the little quirks and timing and, you know, things that Jim does in this movie.
And, you know, to watch Jim in this movie is to really examine a guy who is, I got to say, just incredible.
Really incredible.
And I think this movie blew by everyone, blew by the public.
It's not the best movie story-wise in the world,
and it's obviously a little dated because who has cable anymore.
And if you do, I mean, you know, people don't traditionally get cable installed as much as they used to.
Now it's like satellite dish or Apple TV or digital.
So it's a little dated, but just watch Jim, man.
Watch the scene where he's in the...
medieval times and he starts he starts singing music he starts singing the soundtrack from
star track he is a scene where he starts putting chicken skin on his face there's there's scenes i
mean i mean those are the big scenes but i'm telling you watch for the little things
in just about every line he delivers every step he takes i know i'm kind of beating it over the
head now but check it out and don't look at it just as a
movie of well i think i'll sit down and be entertained do it do it like homework this is how i'll frame it
pretend pretend all you pavement pounders listening pretend you're in a film class and i'm the teacher
and my instructions are to you watch cable guy and just watch every moment of what jim kerry
does every every every physicality and on top of that the acting i mean jim committed to this
character where he's kind of creepy and he's got the lisp.
Well, why don't we just make that right, Stephen?
I'm going to make everything all right for you, Stephen.
I thought we were friends, Stephen.
I mean, just the stuff he does with his voice and the karaoke jam
when he's singing Jefferson Starship and he's got his mouth quivering.
Your eyes, I say the light.
No song for it.
Oh, no, I couldn't.
No, I really couldn't.
All right already!
I fought the law and the law one.
You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane
in a little documentary called Give Me Shelter about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Elthamond.
That night, the Oakland chapter of the Hells Angels had their way.
Tonight, it's my turn.
One, two, three.
to be lying and all the joy within you die.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love.
I can barely hear you.
Do you want talking to the room?
All right, no for an answer.
Tears are running.
Running in your bed.
And your friend, baby.
To teach you like a game.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
I really like somebody to love.
But it's hard to find somebody to love.
Your eyes, I say, your eyes, they look like keys.
Yeah, but in your head, baby, I'm afraid you don't know where it.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
You need somebody to love.
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
Even if I ain't somebody alone.
We just had a baby on the left.
We just had a baby going on the left side of the party, ladies and gentlemen.
Castle Day!
Shat-da-da!
Shih-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
It's the summer of love, baby!
Let's leave these two alone.
My house!
That's gonna be a good world!
It's just the more you watch it, the more it grows on you.
I hope it does.
I'm just dumping my experience on you, but, you know, it's like I'm going back to something that I think was a gem that was overlooked.
And so maybe my enthusiasm or my observations, you'll adopt them and go, wow, you know what?
Darling was right.
And on top of all that, like I said, remember, it was a dark, kind of a dark character.
And it's neat to watch Jim also somehow infuse a dark character with all this comedy.
That's not easy to do.
That's another reason I think he was a real master in this movie.
It's such a fine line between darkness and comedy.
and Jim somehow was able to walk that line where he blended.
He blended the darkness of the character of the cable guy
with his fanatical comedy.
And it's masterful.
And again, imagine you trying to do it.
I don't care if you're a plumber or a banker or a truck driver.
Put yourself in Jim's shoes and just go,
I never would have come up with that facial tick.
I never would have come up with that headspin.
I never would have raised my pitch and lowered my cadence.
You know what I mean?
So I hope you enjoy the experience.
Like I said, it's a little weird homework project that I'm throwing at you,
but it's pleasurable.
I think you'll like it.
And instead of just watching the movie, study it.
Study Jim Carrey in this movie.
I think you'll get a lot out of it and be,
I think you at the end will also be,
just like wow you know i kind of just watch this movie as a movie but now that i'm watching
it based on kind of the criteria i set up i think you'll be astounded that what a what a great
piece of work it is some of you might go harland you're a moron what are you talking about the guy's
an idiot and all this may be moot to you but uh who knows maybe uh maybe not i leave it up to you
I am going to have on the next podcast for you, ladies and fernardo.
Speaking of Jim Carrey, I'm going to have an interview with them, the next podcast.
Yeah, and this isn't fake.
This is a real interview.
I'm going to interview Jim Carrey on the next Harland Highway.
For reals.
Not even joking around.
And that's not why I'm doing this bit.
I'm doing this bit because I watched the cable guy again on the weekend.
and I watched it so carefully, and I was just astounded, and it made me laugh.
It made me laugh because of him.
So there you go.
I know I rambled on a bit about it, and you might be, oh, man, he used up all the time on Jim Carrey.
But if you go watch the movie, maybe you'll get two hours of sheer enjoyment,
and you'll be like, I'm glad he told me.
I'm glad he spent so much time on that.
right Kimberly oh yeah you got that right honchall all right well i've i've rambled so long that uh we're at the end of the show
but uh like i said next show we will have jim carrie and uh i will be interviewing him so it's
going to be fun um what else can i tell you don't forget uh this weekend uh i will be in
Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone?
Please come and see the show.
This is one of the clubs that always sells out when I'm there.
So I'm not kidding.
Get your tickets.
Get online.
Get your tickets ASAP.
Great club.
Great time.
And we're going to be doing stand-up comedy and some improv.
Me and my opening act at the end of the stand-up portion of the show.
We're going to keep it going and do some improv taking suggestions from you people in the audience.
No stand-up comedian.
on the circuit does what we do.
So it's going to be a treat.
So that's it.
Columbus, Funny Bone, April 5th through April 7th.
That's Friday to Sunday.
Two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, one shows Sunday.
Come on out and see us.
Go to my website, harlandwilliams.com.
Click on the stand-up comedy link.
That'll take it right to the website.
You can reserve your tickets there.
Okay?
And then two weeks later, April 18th through the 21st,
I'll be at another improv comedy club.
There's a whole chain of them across the country.
I'm going to be in Kansas, Kansas City, Kansas City.
Here I come.
I will be at the improv there.
Same thing.
Get your tickets in advance.
And then at the end of April, April 26 to 28th,
I'll be at another improv in Pittsburgh, PA.
I've got some great fans out there,
and we are going to rock it out there.
Don't forget my new special
Harlan Williams of Force and Nature
can also be picked up at my website
or you can go to iTunes and do a digital download
which is fun
and check out the store,
the Harlandhighway.com web store for your merch.
And that's it, baby.
Tell your friends to tune into the Harlan Highway.
We want to get everyone on board
and that's it, man.
Hope you have fun watching the cable guy.
I'd love to know your thoughts,
whether you think I'm just a doorknob
or you actually got something out of my observations.
You can write me at harloweems.com
or if you want to call and leave me a message
to share your critiques of the cable guy,
323-739, 4330, and it'll be interesting.
I'm interested to see if I over-analyze.
this or I over did it. I mean, I'm not going to change my opinion, but I'd like to see if
maybe you guys, I changed your opinion or whatever. Interesting. So that's it, gang. I'm going
to go meet up with Kimberly John O. And we're going to sit down, talk nuclear weapons over a great
big, greasy bowl of chicken. Shaomaine. Baby!
This concludes our broadcast day.
One, three, three.
When the truth is found to be lying,
and all the joy within you die.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to help?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love.
So what do you do?
I can barely hear you.
Do you want talking to the room?
All right.
No for an end.
Yeah!
He's running.
Running in your bed.
And your friend, baby,
they'll teach you like a kid.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
I would really like somebody to love,
but it's hard to find somebody to love.
Your eyes, I say, your eyes are you look like he.
Yeah, but in your head, baby, I'm a thing.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.