The Harland Highway - 483 Harland interviews actor JIM CARREY, rare interview.

Episode Date: April 8, 2013

Harland goes one on one with JIM CARREY asking serious and silly questions, iPad road rage, and super kinky bat sex!! Crush my crumpet!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, boy, what a podcast. I got to tell you about, normally I do a little schick like, hey, this is Harlan Williams. You're at the Harlan Highway. Welcome to the podcast. Forget all that. Forget I even said that. Jim Carrey, superstar comedian on the podcast today. I'm interviewing him.

Me, Harlan Williams, interviewing Jim Carrey today. So excited. I love Jim dearly. and wait to you hear this interview this is an interview that no one else has heard it's a very special interview

you'll see why when we get there towards the end of the show but starting the show off wait do you hear this any of you ever had bat sex da da da da da da da da da da da da da bat sex boo

bow poo poo poo Blah! Bannan-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-a-bat-sex. Okay. I might have overdone it right there. Um, anyways, we're going to be talking about bat sex,

and then we're going to be talking about something that drives me bat-shit crazy. I saw someone doing something in their vehicle with technology as they were moving at 60 miles an hour that caused me to have some road rage. Okay, where do you hear this story, man? But no rage right now. It's happy time. It's the Harland Highway. Welcome to the Harland Highway.

All right, let's get this sucker going, huh? You are causing a major disturbance on my time. It's the Harland Highway. What's up, Bra? If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hill?

What do you think you're doing? You just made a wrong turn onto the Harland Highway. This is your fucking wake-up call, man. You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams. In 30 seconds, you'll be dead. I'll blow this place up and be home in time for cornflakes. Okay, I say we kicked the show off with a weird, crazy, wacky story, right out of the gate. Can we do that?

I got to talk about this thing I saw in the news. Let's do it. Wacky, weird, crazy news story. Right out of the gate. The Harland Highway. Crazy news story. That's weird. Wow.

That's strange stuff. Oh, God. This is kind of crazy, yet creepy, yet disturbing, yet sexy, yet, oh, it's got all the makings of a bad beastiality porn movie. let me give you the headline are you ready for this put your seatbelt on male bats found to perform oral sex on females now I don't mean female people bats don't fly out of the cave and affix themselves to a woman's groin okay ladies there's no worry that you're walking around at sunset and all of a sudden a winged leathery fur ball suddenly just attaches to your crotch and starts licking you although somebody out there would probably like that i think maybe

why not who doesn't want a free a free licking just before the sun goes down God, I'm Batman. But no, this is male bats found to perform oral sex on female bats. Check it out, man. This story is just creepy every way to Sunday. Male bats perform oral sex on females, apparently, to make sex last longer, researchers say. well gee where do you think they got that idea is it any wonder they hang upside down from branches yeah guess why they do it huh neighborhood watch hello these guys are hanging upside down on branches

in the darkness looking at our bedroom windows watching us humans go at it and they're like that looks pretty good let's do it let's do it upside down So these findings, the first discovery of male-to-female oral sex and bats match prior studies revealing that female bats perform fallatio or oral sex on male bats. Okay. Have you seen a bat's mouth? Have you heard the word vampire? Do the word fangs and teeth and rabies? Do those words ring a bell with anyone?

Does any male bat or any other male creature really want to stick their little friend in the mouth of a fang-filled bat? Holy God. Scientists analyzed a colony of about 420 Indian flying foxes. Ooh. Well, at least they're foxes. Latin potoporous gigantius. Well, hopefully that's the men who are protoporous giganteous. I mean, if they're giganteous, how can a lady bat resist?

I mean, I don't want to go over there and perform fellat show, but that little flying fox is just giganteous. I got to get some of that in my fanged up mouth. Oh, God. Oh, so these bats roosting. in a single fig tree in southern India near the village of Nala Chapati. And these fruit-eating bats, by the way,

are one of the largest bats in the world. Not that bats get that big. I mean, it's not like the size of an eagle. So scientists, over the course of more than 13 months, using binoculars and a video camera, these researchers witnessed 57,000. cases of sex, oral, and intercourse, usually in the morning. Huh.

Who knew that flying foxes like to get their morning bang on? That's pretty interesting. I mean, considering their creatures of the night, what's with the morning bang? You'd think they'd be all about the nighttime fallacious. Oh, fallacious, bat, flying fox. Oh, fellacia. So apart from humans, bats also exhibit oral sex as a courtship behavior. Said Ganapathy Meramatutu, a bat researcher at this university in India.

Boy, they got some funny names in India, don't they? Gannapathy Maramuthu I wonder if Indians are over there going Oh my goodness Listen to this name From the United States of America

Larry Smith Oh what in the name of living Gandhi is that all about Larry Smith and Margaret Margaret Walters Margaret Walters How do you even say these names

Who comes up with these confoundled bedungles. It's all about where you live. But let's get back to the horny bats. So these people, these perves from the university with their binoculars of video cameras, yeah, perves, if you're going to sit in the bushes for 13 months

with your binoculars and your video cameras just to watch a bat get a suck job, purve There's bird watchers And then there's purves Although I got to correct that Bats are mammals

They're flying mammals So initially Males Groomed their penises To go erect Before approaching females What the hell How do you groom a penis

What do you run a comb across it? Oh my penis looks a little messy Oh let me say Could I borrow your hairbrush, Stanley? My penis seems to be a little tousled. Seems to be a little bent out of place. Do you mind if I groom it? Thank you so much.

I'm off to get some fallacio up in the fig tree, you know. Good Lord. So they groom their penises to go erect before approaching females when they gently touched the females with their wings. Females typically moved away. Yeah, hello. I mean, if you're a human being on a subway, you're some lady riding to work

and some guy grooms his penis and walks up to you and starts tapping you with it. Excuse me, I've just groomed my penis. Would you mind giving me some place, yo? Yeah, I'd move away too. But apparently the males followed. And when the females stop moving, moving, the males started licking the female's vaginas.

The act known as Cunalingis, which again sounds like an Indian name. Hello, my name is Cunnelingus van Danda. This is my little brother, Fallacio Babonga. You must be Larry Smith. I would like to hang you in a fruit tree and give you Cunnelingus. What a horrible word. Cunnelingus.

and just the fact that a bat has a vagina makes me nervous i'm a little queasy i don't like hearing that can it be called something else can it be called the bat cave or a bat hole or something what should you be given like uh the names of human anatomy to animals i mean do we need to know that there's an elephant vagina out there there's a a walrus vagina Hey dad Look at that uncircumcised Draft penis

Ew Can we give them their own name? Why do they have to have our names? Ugh So anyways These bats As if you can You can apply these

technical names To a creature that flies around In the night And catches bugs with sonar Like, they're not that bright. They hang upside down in caves and somehow how they know the term cunolingus. Yeah, I'm going to go out there and eat me some dragonflies and crap.

And then later on, I'm going to come home and get me some cunolingus. And in return, I want some fellatio. I don't know. They also say this foreplay may help arouse and lubricate female. Oh, come on. The females are lubricating. They're getting wet down there. You imagine?

Oh, my God, look at that. Look at his wingspan. Sarah, seriously, put down that fig. Look at Daryl's wings in those leathery wings. Oh, I'm getting so moist. Ooh, I'm getting wet. I am drip, girl. I'm dripping.

Oh, girl, I've got, I have bat dripping. I'm like, oh, my, my, my, my, my, Bat hole is, oh, my bat hole is dripping wet. Oh, girl. Oh, I've got to get me some Kondolingus. Oh, God. Oh, this is just getting worse, isn't it? I told you it was creepy and weird.

Each case of Kondolingus typically lasted about 50 seconds. The males then mounted the females for 10 to 20 seconds, and then went back to Kondolingis for 94 to 180. seconds. Stop timing the convalingus. Can you not just say they ate each other out for a little while? They 69ed

upside down in a tree. I mean, good Lord. If you're counting the seconds that they're licking each other, you're a purve. You're a botanical purve. You're an auto bond.

You're an auto perv. The research I'm going to take out the word research and just add purve. The perfs found that the longer the stints of cunnelingus before mating, the more copulation was prolonged. God. The stints of cunnelangus? What about the act of cunnelingus?

Now it's a stint? Hey, baby, I'm feeling kind of horny. How about you come over here and stint me up, baby? Oh, yeah. could use a good stint right about now, honey. Oh, yeah! Oh, give me some more stint, baby. Hang on while I hang upside down.

It is possible that prolonged copulation enables the mobility of sperm. Matataboblubla told live science, such mobility of sperm increases the chance of conception. The scientist also noted that many, Males might prefer cunnelangus on females in order to clean off competitor's sperm. Oh, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. He did not observe that.

Oh, you, it's bad enough they're doing this, but now the dudes are cleaning the other fruit bats jizz off the female bat hole. This is just, this is a bad, this is bad. This is bad This is turning even me off of sex in the human world Forget about Batman's sex Ew That is just gross Observations at close range is needed to find out

Whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not Oh God The bat species found her to perform male to female and female to male oral sex were fruit bats. Well, wait a minute. This is a bad pun, but shouldn't fruit, if they're fruits, if they're fruit bats, wouldn't that be a guy-on-guy bat thing? Wouldn't that make them like the gay?

Isn't that a slang word for gay, the fruit? I don't know. Why don't we ask the Rees, the Perve searchers? Oral sex may occur in other species of fruit bats as well, Marmoguku suggested. So there you go, gang. Really creepy story, right out of the gate, but crazy enough, I had to lay it on you. I'm going to give you just a few moments to go home or go somewhere, go to a truck stop, have a shower, like stop at a seashell shop and, you know,

purchase a big chunk of coral and just scrape your skin of exfoliate your nine layers of skin, man. Get the filth off, dirty cunnelingus bats. I'm Batman. Okay, how about this? How about going from bat ecstasy to bat shit crazy and raged road rage? Ecstasy to rage.

Yeah, it happened to me just the other day on the highway. I got road rage. But guess what? I got road rage on your behalf, ladies and snifflerdle blurgens. Okay? I got road rage for you. Here's what happened. I'm driving down a busy-ass highway in Los Angeles, okay?

All you ever hear about is how crazy the traffic. is in L.A. True fact. It is crazy. So I'm driving around in prime rush hour. Okay? Traffic's been moving pretty slow. Finally, there's an open patch. And we start wailing along, probably around 60, 65 miles an hour, maybe low 70s. And I drive a big old pickup truck. Not the baby kind. I got the full-on, like big pickup truck. And because I have a pickup truck, I sit up higher than cars. I have a different vantage point because the chassis and everything is built up higher.

And so when I'm driving along, I can see down into a regular car. So I'm whaling along, listening to my tunes, the sun is shining, I'm whistling, you know, I'm scratching my sideburns. And I glance over, and here's some chick probably, I don't know, maybe late 20s, early 30s. Driving by herself, little Bobby haircut, little, like, secretary glasses. And I'm driving along, and I just happen to glance over as I'm passing her. And I look over, and she's not looking at the... the road. She's looking down in her lap. And I look down in her lap. She has an iPad on her lap. Part of

it's on her lap and the other parts on the lower rung of the steering wheel. And she's looking down. She's got one hand on the wheel and one hand manipulating the iPad. And I was going by faster than her, so all of a sudden I ended up in front of her. And I'm like, what in the name of holy hell? So I looked in my rearview mirror. I got, now I was in front of her. I looked in my rearview mirror specifically at her. She looked up for about a heartbeat,

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We're all guilty of texting. We're all guilty of making phone calls. So, you know, let Hugh is without sin cast the first cell phone. But a lot of times when you have a cell phone, and here I am justifying it, but a lot of times when you're in a cell phone, you're kind of holding it up near your steering wheel or up near the dashboard. Still, it's not smart. but this girl was looking straight down completely no peripheral vision and I got mad I was like you know what

cell phones are bad enough but an iPad like why don't you just crack out like a keyboard and start writing a novel where you're driving better yeah why don't you write up your will and so here's why I got mad I didn't get mad at her I didn't get mad for me I got mad I started thinking Someone on this highway might lose their life today. Someone, a family, a guy driving to work, a guy going on a date, some woman going to a dance class, someone running to the store to get some milk or some groceries for dinner, somebody might die because this dip shit, and part of my French, but I was pissed.

This dip shit was eyepadding on a five-lane highway. way, going 60, 65 miles an hour, barely looking up at the road. And I was like, uh-uh, that's it. I'm going to at least try and save somebody's life here. So I'll tell you what I did. I slowed down. I slowed down. I let her catch up to me.

She was right beside me. And I just wailed on my horn, man. I was just like, eh, ah, she didn't even flinch. She wouldn't even look over. She kind of got a little bit past me So I sped up and I caught up to her And she still was looking at it So I was like

And I'm waving my arms And I'm gesturing And I didn't flip her off I'm not that guy I don't do the finger thing That's low rent But I was kind of like Had my arms in the air

Like what are you doing you idiot And I'll tell you what More traffic came I got surrounded, and so obviously I had to break off the chase, so to speak. But I'll tell you what, in the moments that I was next to her, where I was trying to, you know, I guess you'd say bully her into getting off her iPad, she never did. And I hope my harassment maybe made her get off it after I pulled away. I don't know.

but man was I pissed What a dip shit So that's my beef for the day Please don't iPad And text and phone And do all that And yes, guilty I've done it And I'm gonna try and be better

When I say that to you I'm saying it to me too When I warn you I'm saying it to myself too I'm not up here on a soap Box, being a preacher, I'm doing it to better myself, to better you. It might be the difference between somebody living and dying. It really is dangerous. Okay, so there, are you happy?

I'm looking out for you, man. And now here's, this is really cool, this next segment. I'm very excited about this. I hope you enjoy it. uh the last podcast i started talking about jim carey comedian actor superstar uh and uh you know how he's been getting a bit of a rough ride from the press lately and uh you know how his movies haven't really been what they used to be and i say so what the guy's in a bit of a lull a bit of a rut he's too dynamic he's too talented to stay there for long and my last podcast

Because if you didn't hear it, I did kind of a breakdown of his movie The Cable Guy, which I thought was an overlooked, under-assessed movie. And if you want to go back to the last podcast number 482 and listen to it, then you can check it out. But I've always been a big fan of Jim. I'm still a big fan of Jim. In a way, I owe Jim a lot in terms of help. my career. Jim, Jim is the guy that, that suggested me, recommended me for dumb and dumber.

And he's been a friend and a buddy and an acquaintance and a stranger and a guy I've worked with. I've done stand-up with Jim. I've done movies with Jim. I've hung out with Jim. It's been interesting. I'm not his everyday buddy-buddy, but I have had a lot of interactions with Jim. and I got nothing but respect and admiration for the guy. And as a special treat, I wanted to play for you way, way back when, when Ace Ventura first came out, there was a comedy magazine in Los Angeles, and the editors knew that I knew Jim,

and so they asked me if I would interview Jim, do an interview for their magazine. And I said, sure, I'll do it. So got in touch with Jim, and he agreed to do the interview and sit down with me. And, you know, I was a whippersnapper. I was a new kid in town. You know, I had the only movie I'd ever done was I hadn't even done it yet, dumb and dumber.

We hadn't even shot it yet. But here was Jim. He was the big star of In Living Color. and Ace Ventura just come out, and God bless him. He agreed to sit down and be interviewed by me. And I was a little worried because I knew Jim was such a comedic, amazing comedic power. And I know he'd done his fair share interviews. And I was like, God, I don't want to bore the guy.

And Jim's a bit twisted, and I'm a bit twisted. And so I'm going to ask him some serious questions. And I'm going to ask him some kind of bizarre questions. And so what you're about to hear, ladies and gentlemen, is an actual interview, me interviewing Jim Carrey. And it's a little, the sound quality is not great, but I think this kind of adds to the charm of it. I actually recorded this on a little portable, like, cassette recorder. Yeah, a little rectangular cassette recorder. I put it down on the table.

I pressed record, and so it picked up. all the ambient noise and cars going by and people chattering in the background. And so the audio's not the best in the world, but I thought considering who it is, it's Jim Carrey. It's kind of pre his huge star rising. This was before the mask came out.

This was before Dumb and Dumber came out. It's before Batman came out. And it's just a... a fun, silly interview. Jim does a couple of impressions right off the cuff that I think are amazing. Some of his answers are insightful. Some of them are funny. I'll let you listen to it.

And as far as my role in this, remember, I was kind of a newcomer into the Hollywood scene. And here I am sitting with one of the town's most, you know, hottest rising stars. And, you know, listen to my voice. If I sound a little intimidated, if I sound a little jittery, a little bit nervous, it's because, you know, I was, I'll be honest, I was a little intimidated sitting there with Mr. Jim Carrey. Even though we were buddies at that time and we did stuff and we hung out, I was still kind of just in awe of his abilities and his accomplishments and his comedy and all of it. So if I sound a little weird in this doing the interview,

it's just nervousness, okay? So here it is special treat. This was taped. God, this has got to be over 15 years ago, man. Maybe longer. No one's ever heard this. Okay, the magazine never ended up using it. So this is the first time this has ever been heard,

and it's just a fun, silly question and answer period. with yours truly interviewing the magnificent, the main man of mirth, Mr. Jim Carrey. All right, first question. Jim, have you ever seen the Loch Ness monster? And if so, did you cry like a baby walrus? Well, Harlan, I have seen the Loch Ness monster, but not at Loch Ness.

I went there. I stayed there for months. Nothing happened. And I came home, and I saw a little movie called Jurassic Park. Okay. And it just fulfilled my whole Loch Ness fantasy right there. Did you cry like the baby Wallace? No, I cried like a full-grown wallace, and then I took a big dump. Okay. Thank you. Okay. Good answer, Jim. I ate some fish and took a big dump. Jim, if you could spend a week orbiting in the space shuttle, what would you do? Well, I'd spend the first few days doing what I love to do most when I'm alone.

And then I'd spend the rest of the time trying to avoid the goo that's floating in the air. Thank you, Jim. You had to put that in there. Have you always done things your way? Or have you had to make compromises? Is that one of the serious rest? Yeah, that's a serious one. Okay.

Only when I went to see the lock, no. Have I always done things my way? God. No. You're definitely not. You've had to make compromises? I've had to, like, punch things a lot. Like, people?

No. No, not people, never people, but, uh, yeah, trailer doors and stuff like that. Because you had to do... Because I didn't get my way. Yeah. So, you know. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, there's, you know, sometimes, I don't get my way all the time, but, you know, when I do, there's generally no damage.

Okay. All right, good. Jim, what's your favorite food? grill cheese girl cheese sandwiches with a giant lot of ketchup and what's your

favorite type of cereal oh gosh Captain Crunch but it gets the roof on my mouth all raw I love Captain Crunch too

this one's serious Jim yeah sure it is forget about fame Hollywood cash for a second hold on

let me try put yourself I may need more in a second. Put yourself in a virgin forest sitting on the forest floor. What are you thinking about? Not Hollywood. What goes through? In the middle of a virgin forest

all alone. Silence. I would probably be thinking about how I can use this in a scene. The forest? The forest, just the feeling, the feeling of peace. I've got to remember this. I try to find a mirror somewhere.

Use it in a movie? Yeah. Like Sometimes when I get upset, you know, and I'll be, like, crying, like, at the worst, most, most desperate hour of my life, I think, you know, I've gone into the bathroom and looked at it just to see what it's like so I could recreate it. Wow, that's pretty sick, huh? I just thought. Hold on a second. I'm going to remember this. Let me ask you this. If you were reincarnated, what would you come back as, Jim?

You. I'd be you, Ireland. Oh, my God. Oh, this is a good one. I hope you could think of all kinds of neat questions, Sam. Someday you're going to get me back to this. Jim, what's your favorite episode of The Twilight Zone? This is a series.

Oh, okay. But I'm not sure if you're a fan of that show or not. I was, Beck. Yes. I haven't seen him in so long. I've missed the last couple of marathons. Mm-hmm. My favorite twilight zone, I go second.

I actually liked Rod Serling after he left the Twilight Zone and went to Undersea World of Jacques Cousteau. Oh, doing the voice of those? Yeah. That scared you more than the Calypso. The Middica-Colipsion. You know, I love that. Yeah, yeah. I was expected to see him, standing by a piece of corn, you know, under the watch.

I don't think I have a favorite episode of that's even better that's the that's a better answer okay I like that well I mean yeah I do I like it I like I like the voiceover in the undersea world of Jacques Cousteau Jim what's your favorite like out of all the performances you've done what's your favorite one this one's serious performance in movies yeah that you've done Um, or it doesn't have to be a movie. I was pretty good in Apocalypse now. What role did you play on it? I was Brando.

I was Brando. You played Brando? Yeah, yeah. Because he couldn't do a lot of that stuff. Well, what are you doing? More physical things he couldn't do because he was really big. Because it was all dark. Yeah, it was dark.

I thought that was, you know. A lot of people don't know that. Wow. That's a good role. Yeah. I can't wait to see Brandon like doing commercials and stuff. You know, like, uh, for, uh, I don't know, what would it be? I had, last night I thought of, like, him doing this commercial.

What the hell was it? It was, uh, a little butter. For butter? Real natural butter. There's nothing like it. And I like to spread on quix-on some, little bread. on toasted bread and

I enjoy country crore I think it would be great I love my little trumpet thumbs up insane man that would be great if you had a choice would you rather be the President of the United States

the Prime Minister of Canada the Queen of England or King Tucka Tucka Ruff Ruler of the Onion people The Queen of England Why? Because then I could just invite Kentucky, Tucker, whatever I wanted

And we could peel onions together If you could spend an hour with someone you idolize, who would it be and why? Mother Teresa. Why? Because I just think she's really sexy. Oh my God. And I think I could change her.

I don't know if I wear the right cologne. Oh, Jesus. She's almost dead, I think. Pretty dead soon. Hey, let's have a fight. Look out, Sally. Jim, what's your ultimate goal? To get a nice ranch somewhere out in the hills and have some followers.

Find out where the parties are, everyone's going out and send them up there just for fun. Jim, do you have a hidden agenda to destroy the planet Earth? No, just taint it. I just want to taint it a little bit. Taint it a little bit. There you go, gang. I dug that up out of an old stack of cassette tapes that I had buried in my archives. And that's just a portion of it.

Further down the road, I'll play you some more of my interview with Jim Carrey. I don't want to dump it on you all at once. But I hope you enjoyed that. I thought it was kind of cool. I thought you might like that. As I said, nobody's ever heard that. You guys are the first to hear this interview, and it was done well over probably 15 years ago.

So there you go. Let me know what you thought. If you want to leave me a voicemail at 323-739-4-3-30, if you want to hear more of that interview, I can play it. If you thought it sucked, I won't play it. uh you can uh you can write me if you don't want to leave me a message uh i'm at harlom williams com leave me a message and let me know what you thought and uh

uh be great to see what your feedback is um and as always even though jim uh probably won't hear this or uh whatever my thanks to jim um just for being on this planet with us man i think i think he's he's enriched all of us with his laughter and his gifts so there you go and that brings us right to the end of the show good way to end it with that little

treat, that little gem and let me just make a few quick announcements here and we'll get you guys out of here let's see tonight oh sweet Lord Tundran what am I doing tonight

nothing why did I even why did I say tonight like it's it's Monday night what do you think I'm doing yeah tonight we're we're breaking into a bank um tonight nothing but I do want to make some announcements for upcoming stand-up dates April 18th which is a Thursday through April 21st which is a Sunday I will be at the Kansas City improv please get your tickets at harlo williams.com. Going to be a great show. It's a great club. Also, the following week,

April 26 to 28th, which is Friday through Sunday, I'll be at the Pittsburgh Improv. And then getting into May, if you're here on the West Coast, May 9th through May 12th. I love this club. San Jose, California.

Right up there, just south of San Francisco. Come on out to the San Jose Improv. And I'm going to be doing some improv. We're going to be doing a stand-up show and an improv show all rolled into one. So double the bang for the buck. It's going to be awesome. Don't forget to check out the all thingscom.com. This is a group of podcasts, a podcast network that features my show,

but there's a lot of other really funny, talented podcasters. on there you can go check that out um and don't forget my store at harlow williams.com for your merchandise needs and uh that's it man fun show today um and uh whatever you do please watch out for not only people eye padding will they drive but for god's sakes watch out for cunneling obsessed bat and until next time chicken, shall mean, baby.