The Harland Highway - 500 - WOW! This is it PODCAST #500, lets celebrate!!

Episode Date: July 15, 2013

Amazingly we made it to 500. My vacation is over and we are back with a big show, #500!! Today we will talk about how we got here, some fun summertime stuff, a call from Aunt Ruthie, and sadly, George Michael from WHAM calls in to wish me congratulations and ends up wrecking the show!! Thanks to all for being here for 500. Snark your flark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy Oh boy It's a very special show Roger This is a very Is that the music? That doesn't sound like the right music for this That sounds like old porn music

Roger this is a big day This is a big show Can you hit the right music please Come on give me the right music Hit it Roger Come on Okay, well, no, no, Roger, that's not it either. That sounds like a Roman emperor just walked into the room.

Can we have the marching band and the music and this is a very special show? Thank you. Here we go, folks. This is it. Number 500. Do you hear the band walking down in the street? people out celebrating. This is the 500th podcast of the Harland Highway.

Can you believe it? I don't know how many of you have been here for all 500. For those of you that have been, give yourselves a star, give yourselves a pat, lick the back of your own neck, take yourself to Dairy Queen and have a peanut buster barfay and dump it in your eyes. It's a celebration, man.

Can you believe 500 episodes of this show? So here we go. We're going to have some fun today. Thanks for being along for the ride, all you pavement founders. Let's get it started. It's the Harlan Highway 500th episode. Hit the theme song, Raj.

I'm not yelling. I'm excited Okay, now you've messed up the timing Hit our brand new theme song, please Oh Oh Welcome to the Harland Highway I will look for you

Does your mother know what you're doing for a living? The Harland Highway Hey-o As classic I will find you My mom always said You can't handle the truth Many years of therapy

Many, many, many Fucking years of therapy I will kill you Listen, lame brain Let an expert show you how to do this The Harland Highway You never know what you're going to get It's the Harland Highway

Bunk You never know what you're gonna get My mama said live Like a box of chocolate How about Charles Nelson Riley doing that? Oh, my mother, said that life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. All right, settle down.

Wow, how did you get that out of my system, yang? So sorry, Mr. Jones. Hey, man. Welcome to number 5-0-0. This is awesome. First of all, out of the gate, let me thank all you guys who are out there listening, all you pavement pounders,

new listeners, medium-range listeners, part-time listeners, people that have heard every episode from the beginning. Thank you, thank you, thank you for being part of this. And it is such a blast for me to do this show. Such a blast to get your feedback. As a matter of fact, next show, number 501, we're going to get into the listener mailbag,

and I'm going to be reading a bunch of your letters. But it's been a great ride, man. A lot of nutty characters, a lot of stories. A lot of opinions, a lot of thoughts, a lot of who knows what else. And we're just going to keep it coming, man. I don't know if we'll do another 500. I can only hope and pray we do. Will I be alive that long?

Who knows? I certainly hope so I hope I do another like 5,500. Now I'm getting greedy and selfish. But thanks for being here. Please tell your friends. I hope that more and more people get on the Harland Highway and enjoy because it is a fun, fun bag of carnival treats to do this. And hold on.

I got a message indicator on my phone here. Yeah, I know I shut my phone. off when I'm recording, Roger, but when I get messages, I want to hear them. Did you mind if I play my own phone messages for two seconds? And then we'll get back to the show? Thank you.

Wow. Let me listen to my phone message here. Hi, this is Harland. I'm not available right now, so please leave me a message, and I will get right back to you. Thanks. Hello. Hello. Oh, Holland, it's your aunt Ruthie calling Angel.

How are you? Listen, Holland. I'm calling from Rochester. I think you're over in the city of Angels in Los Angeles. Listen, darling. Your Aunt Ruthie's driving around. I think I've got a flat tire. I can't, but I'm hearing a flopping noise, and I'm trying to get down to the pharmacy to pick up some cream.

My psoriasis is acting up. My skin's drier than a popcorn fire. It's all dry and pasty, and I'm a little nervous. The tire's flopping. I can see sparks coming out of the side view mirror, Holland. I'm so nervous, but I'm just going to keep driving because my theory is, and this is something your Uncle Harry always taught me. If something's moving, let it move.

If something's rolling, just let it roll. And I think I smell, oh my God, it smells like burn rubber over here all around me. There's smoke coming off the, but I don't care with this smoke. I don't care with there sparks and there's burnt rubber holland. Your uncle Harry, my beloved Harry, he always told me, just keep it rolling, baby. That's it. Okay, okay, now someone's honking at me, okay? Hello, I'm an old lady here, okay?

I'm driving to the supermarket to get some goddamn psorias cream. I'd appreciate you not blasting your horn at me. Did you hear that, Holland? I'm a little nervous. I know I shouldn't be talking on my cellular. I know. It's against the law. So what, sue me, for Christ's sakes.

I'm an old lady. But my skin is so dry, Holland. It's so dry. It's like, have you ever seen the ass end of a dirty elephant? You ever seen those ass-end elephants walking around all over Africa with the big fat, wrinkled asses crushing up all the goddamn grass? and stepping on their heads of little baby gazelles hiding in the grasses and whatnot. Shit in the size of a fucking log cabin up in the woods.

I mean, for Christ's sakes, my skin. Holland is so dry. And my face is breaking out. I've got a red rash all around my eyes. And, oh, Christ, there goes some more smoke coming off the end of my car. I can't believe it. Oh, okay, now somebody's honking at me again, Holland. You're going to honk at me.

Okay, you know what? I'm trying to drive. I'm going to flat tire you. Okay. Okay, I don't need you with your fucked up teeth and your greasy hair. Why don't you get your eyes adjusted, huh? Your fucking eyes are crooked. You look like a goddamn lizard hanging upside down on a branch in the middle of South America.

Just trying to get to the damn pharmacy. You remember when you were a little boy, Holland? and Aunt Ruth, he took you down to the pharmacy and got you an orange soda cream. And you just sat there in the corner and you drank that thing as if you died and gone to heaven like a little boy you'd been run over by a car as crumpled body on the side of the road

his legs and arms all twisted backwards and bent out of shape like a little child who died and gone to heaven as you sucked on that little... Okay, okay, you know what? Someone's... Hang on. I'm driving to the pharmacy, my... Oh, really? Oh, you're gonna do that?

Well, my fucking skin is all dried up like the ass end of a fucking koalach. I gotta go holl and I'll talk to you later, love. I hope I make boy, baby. And Ruthie loves you, boy, honey. Okay, well, that was a time killer. I'm sorry about that, gang. My Aunt Ruthie calls in from Rochester. She always makes it sound like the world's about to end, and so I couldn't hang up.

I thought maybe she had a flat tire. She was in a crisis situation, and it turns out it's all about, forget it. I apologize. This is show 500. We don't want interruptions, right, Roger? Thank you. Roger just nodded. We don't want interruptions, and that's the way we want it here.

We want to celebrate 500 podcasts here. And I think, you know, what's cool is. we're doing it in the middle of the summer. And here's something really simple. If you're not in the summer spirit yet, if you're not there, if you're not feeling the heat and the warmth and the, you know that summer vibe?

I'm going to give you something so simple and so easy to do. It'll take you back to being a kid again. And it will just for a minute, it will make you remember those hot summers. And it'll it'll project you right into the summer. summer spirit, and if nothing else, will make you feel like a little kid again. It's something I guarantee most of you listening, haven't done in a long, long time, and I hope you do it.

It's fun. It's got an air of innocence about it. It's summery, and here it is. You ready? I did this the other day, and it brought back so many good memories and just, It's like when you go into your mother's house and you smell the cooking. You smell the soup on the stove. And you go, oh, man, this is home.

This is home. That's my mom. This is my family. This is lived in. So here it is. I'm dilly-dally-dall. You're like, come on, Williams. Get to the stupid thing.

I want to be a kid again, you ass wipe. Okay, here it is. It's going to sound dumb. Just get to it. Okay. It's going to sound dumb, but it works. Hurry up. Okay, go outside, preferably during the day when the sun's up.

Go outside, turn on your garden hose, and hold it up by your mouth, and drink from your garden hose. You're like, what? Yeah, that's it. It's that simple, man. Do you remember doing that when you're a kid before you worried about bottled water and sparkling water? and Vita water. Screw that, man. Hose water, man.

Right out of the garden hose. There's something magical. There's something timeless. There's something that sends you back to being a kid again. And trust me, you're rolling your eyes right now, and your grown-up clothes, and your grown-up world, and your grown-up attitude. You're like, what a dill weed.

Yeah, I'm going to go outside. I'm going to turn on my hose and just, drink out of the hose. Hey, put your ego down and your attitude and try this. If you don't have kind of a fun little childlike twinkle in your spirit when you do this, then, okay, I am a dill weed. I am an ass wipe. But I have a sneaky feeling.

You're going to feel something. So next time it's hot out or it's summery or you're just walking by, you're on your way to a meeting or you're out in the driveway putting groceries, He's a win the car, whatever. Walk up to that hose. Turn the knob. Watch the water start to come out. Pick up the end of the hose.

Let the water drop to the ground onto the grass, onto the driveway, wherever you are. And then move your mouth in and just start drinking out of the end of the hose. I'm not thinking of put your mouth on the hose. You know what I mean? just the water's coming out. Start drinking that hose water, man. It is like a step back in time.

And it's not just the drinking of the water. It's the going and turning on that little hose knob. The way it squeaks, it always like, meh, right? It's always a little stiff. And then all of a sudden you feel the pressure come up. You hear it. And then you can kind of anticipate the water. It's like snaking through the hose.

It's like watching one of these bobsledder guys go down the bobsled track. Right? You can almost picture the water. It's slowly moving through the hose and circling its way to the opening. And all of a sudden, boom, it squirts out. The hose starts squirming around like a snake. It's kind of funny water squirting everywhere. There's that certain smell when water hits a steaming hot driveway.

You kind of get that steamy asphalt stink. And I don't know, just seeing water on hot asphalt or on your hot driveway somehow makes you feel cooler. And you run over and you grab the hose, not rate at the tip, but maybe like, you know, six, seven inches back. and you've tamed that wild snake you've tamed that crazy python squirming in your driveway

and you slowly pick it up and you got your dry parched summertime mouth your lips are dry your throat's a little dry because it's so humid and hot out maybe there's some sweat trickling down your temple and that water man

it just looks so clean just look at it for a minute before you put it towards your mouth look it's out of a dirty old hose but look how clean it is it's just clean crystal clear water coming out the end and then just bring it up to your mouth and just put your lips on it before you even start drinking just let it flow across your lips and then open your mouth and just get your tongue go on and it's going across your teeth and you just start kind of, it's not like drinking out of a glass of water or

drinking out of a straw. It's kind of its own thing. It's somewhere between a dog laughing out of a bowl and in a way it's like eating a cob of corn you're kind of biting at the water because it's coming out in like a big like a little

river river coming out of there and you're just like and it's kind of its own way of capturing water in your mouth. And just give it a try. And maybe the feeling only lasts while you're doing it. Maybe you don't get the feeling. If you don't get the feeling, maybe I feel a little bad for you. Hey everybody. Who wants to have better sex? No? Yes. Yes. The answer is yes. You always want to have better sex. That's what you want it to be better, not worse. Trust me. And Adam and Eve is offering 50%

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podcast so be sure to use this code harland so you get your discount and a hundred percent free shipping, code Harland. Have fun. Don't throw your back out. But I think that little moment, if you think about it through the scope of how I'm kind of laying it out for you, I think it's going to put

a little bounce in your step. It's going to brighten your day, man. I think it's going to make you remember a lot of, just maybe not a specific moment when you're a kid, but just, you know, man, I remember doing this when I was a kid.

I tell you, man, it got me going, and I thought I got to share this with my listeners. This is like a little magic pill here that I found. Or maybe it's just me. I don't know, but I hope it affects you. I hope it brings you good thoughts and good feelings. Give it a try, man. Just try it.

And see what happens. The old hose water. And if you don't want it out of your hose, when you're into your restaurant, when you're in your business meeting, when you're doing your adult stuff. Can I bring you some water, sir? Uh, yes, please. Would you like tap water or bottled water, sir?

You know what, could you just run the hose right through the restaurant and bring it to my table? Of course, sir. Would you like it on full blast or half? Give me full blast, please. Absolutely excellent, sir. Just turn it on in the restaurant. This hose water is delicious. You know, it looks good.

You mind getting it out of my fucking face off? So there you go. There's my little Benjamin Buttons moment where you're going to grow young again. Go outside, have a great summer, and enjoy the hose water, man. Yeah. Really fever made me feel right, but I must admit you've got the best of me. Getting down, so deep a good of ground. I can't get back the way I used to be.

Oh, man, I can't wait to tell you about what happened to me last night. What? No, no. Oh, no. Roger! Oh, what is he doing here? What is my gardener doing here, Roger? Oh, come on.

I'm doing a podcast. What the hell are you doing here, Fuentes? My name is Senor Fuentes. I know who you are. You're my gardener. Do you see a garden in here? No, senor, I don't. Well, but your hair is awful messy, senor.

Stop it. I am doing a podcast. I've told you a hundred times do not come in here with your gardening stuff. Signor, I had to come in today. It was an emergency. Oh, really? Why did you have to come in here today? Because I have to give you the bird, signor.

Wait a minute. Don't come in here and be giving me the bird, all right? Why not, signore? I already gave it to your neighbors. What are you talking about? I gave your neighbors the bird this morning, Oh, great. What the hell? Yes, signor. Oh, I saw them in the driveway, and I walked right up to them.

I give all of them the bird. Who was in the driveway? The family that lives next door, the old lady, the mother, the father, the four children, even the baby I gave the bird to, senor. Look, there's a thing we have in this country called etiquette. You don't give the bird to families and children and an old lady? Oh, yes, signor. She could barely see, so I had to put the bird right up in her old face.

I think she had a mustache, too. Stop saying that about old lady Hulahan. Oh, signor, I put the bird right in her face. Oh, my God, they're going to sue me. And then the little girl, she was so cute, Signore, and her little pink dress and her piggy tails. Yes. Well, then I gave her the bird, too, Signore.

Oh, my God, you idiot. But really, I thought. at best I come down here because once I gave them the bird they told me to come down here and give you the bird seor look I don't know why they said that I get along with them there's no reason why they should want me to have the bird well senor no look you give me the bird and you're fired I've been dying to give you the bird seor please no Fuentes okay you've been my gardener for how long 15 and a half years, senor. Fifteen wonderful, wonderful, just most excellent years.

Are you being sarcastic? I'm not sure what that means, signor. I really don't. All right, smart guy. Maybe it's time you do give me the bird. Maybe this is a good reason for me to fire your ass. You know, you've been coming in here, stirring up. trouble at my show interrupting

barging in here there's leaves in your hair there's lady bugs on your neck there's ants on your pants oh I like it when you rhyme and do children's stories signor do some more what ants in your pants that wasn't a children's rhyme

that was you've got friggin' ants on your pants oh ow oh oh signor you're right I've got oh ow stop screaming and jumping around in here Fuentes that's signor Fuentes All right, fine. You want to give me the bird, Fuentes?

Is this building up in you? You don't like working for me? My money's not good enough. I never said that, Signor. Come on, go ahead. You want to do it? I dare you. Man up, Fuentes.

Go ahead. Give me the bird. Ready? I'll even count it down for you. Ready? Three, two, one. Give me the bird. Okay, signor.

Here it is. What? What the hell is that? It's the bird, signor. What do you mean, it's the bird? I've been trying to tell you, I gave your neighbors the bird, and then they just told me I should come down here and give you the bird. What bird?

The little bird in my hand, senor, it fell out of the nest in your tree in your backyard. Are you telling me you tried to give my neighbors a real bird? Yes, signor, I didn't know what to do. The poor little thing was flapping around like a little child. with crooked legs that fill out of a wheelchair. Don't say that. So it's a real bird. It sure is, Signor.

Get out of here. But, Signor, the bird. Just get out of here. This is unbelievable. Had me thinking that... Senor, take the bird. Get out of here. Did you just flip me off?

No, senor, I gave you the bird. Get out! God, you know, no respect. Roger, I'm doing number 500 here, okay? I'd appreciate it if we didn't have people just wandering in and out. This is unacceptable. I'm doing a show here. It's a milestone.

It's number 500. I have important things to talk about. I want to reminisce. I want to talk about. All the fun things we've had. You know, I'm trying to sprinkle in a few stories here, a few thoughts. Sorry to interrupt, Harlan. And I don't need interruptions.

Okay? Hey, Harlan. What? Sorry to interrupt. Hey, Harlan. Yeah. George Michael, that guy from Wham. Oh, no.

No, no, no. Not that guy. No way. He says it's important. What does he want? God. He says he needs to talk to you. Oh, about what?

Huh? I don't know. Well, get rid of him. I don't want to talk to that. He says it's urgent. No way. Oh, no. No, no, no.

Oh, God. No, Roger. Hello, Holland. Oh, God. What the hell? Hello, Holland. It's me. What do you want, George?

It's George Michael, all right? Let's not start it off on the wrong fucking foot. Hey, no swearing, okay? I'm doing my 500th podcast, and I don't want to be interrupted. Well, maybe that's what I fucking called you, right? I said no swearing, you got it? Oh, look at you, old prim and proper. What, you're wearing little school shoes and a little white ternicate

and a little girly, girly, uh, girly, uh, twisty twirley? What in the hell is a girly, girly, twisty twirley? Oh, like, you don't have, like, 55 of them stacked up in your bloody closet, eh? Okay, you know what? I don't need this. Right out of the gate, you're insulting me. I'm trying to do my 500 podcast. And that's what I'm calling all, and I wanted to congratulate you.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's right. It's a problem. Look, I've always appreciated your little podcast, and I thought, you know, we've been talking for many years. And I thought I should call Ireland on his 500th podcast and wish him a Merry Mary, Mary. Okay, you wished me a Merry, thank you very much, Michael. It's George Fighting Michael, right? It's like fighting South America, right?

It's South America. You'd say it both at the same time. It's like George Michael. Fuck me. It's like you've got a funny ice cream. Fatty sandwich wedged in your fucking turtle, fucking Siberian tortoise ears. Siberian tortoise ears.

Do tortoises even have ears? Well, I'm sure you fucking do, Mr. Spark. All right, you know what? I want him out of here. He's insulting me. Look, Arlen, I called for another reason, too, eh? Oh, really? Right, I wanted to announce I got a new sports drink, Arlen.

A new sports drink. That's right. All celebrities are like getting on the bandwagon and got a sports energy drink, right? So this isn't a place for you to do a commercial? Hey, look, I've been calling you for a lot of years, and you got a fucking in my sports drink idea. Oh, well, now you're telling me what to do, are you, George? It's George fucking Michael, you fucking smelly old piece of fucking. fucking, fucking Chinese fucking coconut turd.

Smelly Chinese coconut turd. You heard me right, you fucking crap-soaked tingledag. You know what? Look, I've got a brand new sports drink that's coming to the United... I'm sorry? I got a brand new sports energy drink that's coming to the United States of America. The United States of America? Look, that's what I said, Dim Ward.

Okay, you know what? Look, let me tell you about it, Holland. It's a wonderful, wonderful drink. If you're feeling like you've got low energy, and you need a little pick-me-up, right? A little pit-me-up. What? A little pit-me-up.

A little pit-me-up. A little pick-me-up. A little pick-me-up. Oh, that's what I... Thank you, Fotting Ellen Fotting Keller. Okay, fuck talk much, Arland? Okay, you know what? It's a beautiful new drink, and it's called PowerFuck Energy Slam Fuck.

Okay, you know what? Enough of the swear words. It's not a swear word, Arland. It's the name of me fucking drink. It's called George Michael's Powerfuck Energy Fuck Slam. Oh, my God. Oh, really? And what's in this stuff?

Well, it's got, like, lemonade. and like gringleberries and things like that. There's no such thing as a gringleberry. Oh, maybe not in the United... What? Maybe there's no gringleberries in the United... But there's certainly a whole bunch of them over here in the fucking UK. Probably a bunch of them growing in your fucking pubic hair.

All right, stop it. Let me tell you about the fantastic properties of George Michael's Power Fuck Energy Fuck Slam Would you stop saying it? Well, it's the name of me fucking drink

How can I not then, you daft want? Stop it! You know how Red Bull gives you wings, Arland? Yes. Well... George Michael's Powerfuck Energy Fuck Slam

gives you hooves. What? It gives you hoofs. Oofs. Hooves, you're fotting nipples. face hoofs like horse hoofs yeah whatever bull giraffe camel cow that gives you fucking hoofs wow why do i want that and it also gives you horse teeth arles teeth hoarse teeth hoarse teeth what who's who here holland what are you doing i don't know i'm getting all right well what the what do you mean horse teeth.

Well, it's like Red Bull gives you wings, but George Michael's power fuck energy fuck slam gives you ass oofs and horse teeth, darling. Good Lord. And it also lets you grow pets and gives you a Brazilian. All right. You know what? I've had enough of this, Michael. It's George fucking Michael, all right?

I don't know if you've got a fighting tooth. Two-by-four fucking timber from Home Depot slammed through your fucking potato head. But it's George Michael! All right, get them off, Roger. I've had enough. Oh, and by the way, Happy 500, Ireland. What's that supposed to mean?

It means I've sent you a little present to the United... Oh, really? What did you send me? A whole box of George Michael's power, fuck, energy. Get him off You can't hang up on me all and I've created an energy drink George Michael's power fuck Get him off Get him off, get him off, Roger

That guy's nuts He's ruining way to go He's ruining my 500th thing here God, you know what? Go to a commercial, I need to calm down I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen. I need to calm my ass down. God!

No more vinegar and water duches for me. They're such a bother. Jane, look. Massingill has a new vinegar and water disposable douche. It's convenient. No artificial anything? Just vinegar and water? The ingredients many doctors recommend.

But this is pre-mixed, pre-measured sanitary. No more bother. Look how cleverly it's designed. Only Massingale has this special design. The vinegar and water disposable from Massingale. It's specially designed. Okay. I think I've calmed down.

I think I took a few deep rest, walked around my chair a few times, smashed my head against the wall. You know, it's kind of a bummer that here I am trying to reminisce, trying to get nostalgic, go down memory lane, talk about all the fun things we've done here on the Harland Highway over 500 episodes and this nutbag from the UK calls in and commandeers our time and the guy's trying to, he masks the celebration of 500

so he can really get to an endorsement, a free endorsement for his energy drink. George Michael's PowerFuck Energy Foxlam and I can't believe I said it again probably tastes like public restroom water if you get the reference so I'm sorry and you know

I think we got the first half of the show was nice and kind of nostalgic and you know I'm hoping that you're not too freaked out by that idiot

so there you go and we're out of time that's the real kicker that idiot used up all our time but here's the good news gang hopefully we have 500 more shows in us here

and that's a lot of time that's a lot of time together boy oh boy is that a lot of time time in fact that's what the hell am I thinking. That's way too much time. That's like a prison sentence. What am I an idiot? This is the last shot. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Whoa, easy, Arland. Oh, no. Thank God that guy never phones in. Can you imagine if Charles Nelson Riley called in?

Hint, hint, hint, hint, hint. So, hey, once again, guys, thank you so much. much for being here. I really do appreciate it. I hope it brings you lots of laughs. Please tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your schoolteachers, tell people that just want to have a good laugh, have a little entertainment in their lives to tune into the Harland Highway and enjoy. Enjoy Joy yourself, joy yourself, joy yourself for me. Joy yourself, joy yourself, joy yourself for me. You got to enjoy yourself.

Okay, stop. And don't forget, keep your letters and your phone calls coming. You can write me at harlandhighway.com. If you go to the website, you can click and write to me. Or if you want to leave me a phone message, There's a number right there on the page. 323-739-4-330, and you can lay down your comments, insults, whatever you got. And while you're at the website, check out the store.

We've got all kinds of great stuff in there. There's some brand-new paintings and drawings and CDs and books, all kinds of stuff in there. We'll send it out to you. And then check out the stunt show for show. Slang is on the air. At the website, you can catch the crazy stunt show I do called Fushlang. And it's a lot of fun. It's ridiculous.

Crazy-ass stunts. You're not going to see anywhere else. And that's it, gang. Oh, God. I just swallowed a bug. So thanks again, guys. We'll catch you next time. Here's the 500 more.

You guys rock. Thank you. And until next time. Chicken. Chalman. Baby. God, I'm parched. Hey, Roger, you got anything to drink in there?

What? I was doing a lot of yelling. I want to drink. What are you holding up? Why is there a picture of George Michael? Is that a bottle of that? You've got to be kidding. That's a bottle of George Michael's power fucking.

Energy fuckslam? What flavor? Lemon and gringleberry? All right, keep it there. I'm coming in. Okay, yeah. I'm coming in. Is it good?

Is it good? I bet it is. Thank you.