The Harland Highway - 502 - SPECIAL GUEST - DEVEN GREEN

Episode Date: July 22, 2013

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Hold on to your greasy bootstraps. Yeah, that's right, I said it. Hold on and greasy bootstraps. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Holland Williams, and you are riding down the Holland Highway. It's absolutely smashing. Hey, welcome, everybody. Glad you're here.

We have a great show today. Special guest, funny, funny lady. A friend of mine. Cooky, unpredictable. We're going to have a lot of laughs. We're going to be talking about a lot of different topics. And we're going to be playing a brand new game today that involves crackers, hot chocolate, cinnamon buns, and baby makers. Stick around.

That's coming towards the end of the show. But up until that moment, enjoy the lunacy, enjoy the madness on this twisted toboggan ride with our special guest, Devin Green, right here on the ever so. Twisted, Harland Highway Welcome to the Harland Highway. I will look for you. Does your mother know what you're doing for a living? The Harland Highway. Hey-oh.

And there's glasses. I will find you. My mom always said, You can't handle the truth. You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many. Fucking years of therapy. I will kill you.

Listen, lame brain. Let an expert show you how to do this. The Harland Highway. You never know what you're going to get. It's the Harland Highway. Hey, everybody. This is Harland Williams here at Central Command. And welcome to the Harlandia's Highway Us.

And we have a great show today. I'm talking G-R-E-E-T-E-I-O-G-E-E-E-E-O-G-E-E-O-G-E-O. uh we have a special guest coming back uh she's been on the show before she's back again hilarious provocative sexy funny uh shiny she's very shiny uh she's here today to uh talk to us about very important things uh very important things ladies and snerflartle gargans it's devon green how are you devie oh thank you everybody f you f y i Harland, we're going to be doing this podcast naked. Oh, we are?

Yes. Finally, this is good. This is summer. You're going to blind your eye with my whiteness. Look, you can see my veins. It's like GPS. Wow, you, yeah, you are kind of white. You're like, you're not albino, but you're a nice porcelain white.

Yes, you can break me into a million pieces. Did you open the show with F-U-F-I? I was going to say, dry hump me. And I thought that would be impressive. Wow, have you ever been dry humped? Yes. Like, was it on a date? Like, it had to be, was it in high school or something?

Like, when does that kind of stuff happen? Well, there's the grinder, the grindy. And then you have the gaper and the gaping. Whoa, what? That's a porn term. Oh, okay. Well, let's start with the grind. And then let's evolve to the gaper.

Whoa. Hello. So where were you when you got dry humped? Well, I was in a sitting position. I picture you at like a high school dance or I picture when you're like a kid blossoming like you're you're like just coming into puberty and some nerd at the high school dance like is that what happened am I right it was in it was in college and I was like is this my uvula? You're uvula you know that's a European sports car right it's fast the new one just came out it's gorgeous it hangs down low oh it hangs down down low and grabs those curves. You could get a lady boner from dry humping.

What, like a hard clit? Yes, and you can get really moist. You have a lot of moisture, and then you underline it. Wait a minute. Can a woman get an erection in her clitoris? Is that what you just said? Well, I think a bodybuilder can. But you said a lady boner, though.

Yes. Well, you get moisture. But is that a boner? I would consider that because you go puffy. You go puffy. Gross. You know, Harlan, like a blowfish. Oh, my God.

Does it have the quills, too, like a blowfish? Like, that could hurt, man. Well, I think originally, you know, because people say that it originally came with teeth. Wait, what? So that once it goes in, that's why they have the clenching power. The vulva had teeth initially? Well, it makes sense. If you got lips, you might as well have teeth.

That's the thing. That's what I'm saying. Can it whistle? Mine does. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it oh you know it'd be great as if like i was to i mean we are naked now so i can see it if you right now could whistle for me um that scorpion song remember when the wall came down the winds of change the winds oh listen to this folks that's like a hummingbird your vivvy is now whistling the winds of change it's whistling Dixie, it's whistling, Andy. Andy Dick.

Take me. Wait, I'll set up, I'll sing the song, and then I'll point to your Vigigi, and the Vigigi can whistle. Okay, ready? We'll cue it up. Take me to the shadows of the moment on a glory night. La La La La La La La La La, Wins of Change. Wow! Oh, it's so talented.

I'm going to put that on my special scoob. Oh, you've got to get that Vaj whistling on your sizzle reel. You should see what my ass does. No way, the panda eye? Wow. What can your panda eye do? And I'm a little rusty sheriff's badge. Wow.

Can it meow? Have you ever farted and it sounded like a kitten? Like, uh-huh. Mew. Yeah, you should have seen what came out. Oh, my God. A litter. Oh, my God.

a hairball. Hey, it's summertime. Let's get gone here. What is your favorite summertime activity? It's a cruel summer. Oh, it is? Why did you kill someone? Why is it so cruel?

It's a cruel. Cruel summer. Yeah, the banana-rama. But where does that come from? How can summer be cruel? I picture a farmer running over his kid with a wheat thrasher. It's about lost love. It's about lost limbs with a wheat thrasher.

Well, what's going to happen in the winter when I go to my pantry and there's no meat? You know, you create a stir and then there's all this atmosphere. Wow. Wow. We got a psychosomatic weather lady right now. I love it. No, what's your favorite summertime activity? Come on.

Well, I like to watch others and judge. Oh, really? Yeah, you know, fashion and the like. Because there's all kinds of tourists that come here to Los Angeles, too. Hold on. I have to whisper. Hollywood. Holly weird.

And they wear their backpacks and fanny snacks and they put their kitty treats in there and they graze off of it like a saddle bag. I love it. I love to do that. So you like to sit like on a mall bench or a park bench and just like... Where are you from? Did you save up all year and put your best flammable material on to go down? They're wearing an airplane seat.

Yeah. I love that. That's called... That's great people watching. Yeah, it's all in fun, though. I'm not malicious, and I don't say it to their face. No, of course. Your private thoughts that you're saying right now on this international podcast.

We could have turned out that way. Yeah. Who knows if people aren't looking at us and going look at the Hills Have Eyes character. Look at your snacketerium, your moose hoof. Look at your little moose hoof. Look at your alley larder. Oh, look at your Denny's back alley dumpster. Wow.

There's a prom baby in there There's a problem, Houston And it's got an omelet on it I'm gonna dry hump you Oh really? I don't know if you could handle me though I would love it I mean we're naked Why not

I would love a dry hump I'm serious I don't know if you can handle me I have very special needs Oh really And you're very you're like You're in good shape too man I got Madonna arms

You got you got pound puppies right there Yeah you could probably dry hump me into a chiropractor's office like you could dry hump me like i think i picture your dry hump more like like a seizure like you like you ever see a dolphin when it kind of gets pulled out of the water yeah and it's just flapping around on land yeah or a fish when you throw it on the dock and it's just like that's what your dry hump looks like yeah flip flapper dimple the dapper no unless you dominate me then i'd go submiss him yeah but But we've done that before, and we're tired of that, right?

Flip me over and try a new hole, I say. It's time for you to get humps crazy. My hump, my humps, my dirty lady crump. What if you've got a tumor, though? Like, what if you've got a cancer's tumor? Does the lump song really work? That's a bonus boner. Like, can you imagine, like, someone's got a brain tumor sticking out of their temple,

and she's singing, my hump, my hump, my lovely cancer. lump yeah but you know how guys are they're like you know what i'm gonna take that hump yeah they like the hump i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna teabag your hump yeah they're gonna teabag your cancer tumor they don't care if it's cancerous or or fresh no you know what they'll teabagg that business harland they're gonna end up fingering that tumor they'll finger that tumor all the way into the uh second century i was gonna say like the cancer ward but i think you're right on that one Holland, I'm here to educate. The children need to...

Ooh, look at your shoes. Look at your cranberry crunch. Look at my rotunda, Honol. Look at your Sharon Stone awakening. I wonder if people are going to need the Rosetta Stone to figure out what we're saying today. What is a Rosetta Stone? Well, you know, Jesus Christ. That's what he needed to find the Appian Trail.

Is that, is that like a language thing or is that like a sexual thing? It's a Christian thing. It's in the goddamn Bible. Jesus Christ. Rosetta Stone? Yes. I thought it was like, isn't that where you learn the languages? Yes.

That's why that's where the entomology of it, if you will, comes from. Ooh, a word I don't know. What do you mean? What is entomology? Am I being truculent? Am I being nefarious? You're being truck driver-lund. You're being truculicious.

You're being Stephen King-Alicious. What is that word? What did you say? The one that I said. The one that I said I didn't know. The entomology? Yeah, what is an entomology? You know, the origins.

If you look up a word, you'll go, oh, what's the entomology of it? A, B, you know. Oh, oh, okay. It's like the Latin derivative of it. Like origin. Like orgy. Oh, like an orgy. You like group sex from what I read online.

Oh, yeah, man. Just forget about read. Have you seen my YouTube page? It's called orgyjuice.org. I'm going to go to Porn 8 or porn hub or bleezers. Bleeders? Bleeder or seizures? What? I'm going to go to Harlan's seizure.

Harlan's. Hey, have you ever been the victim? This is weird, but have you ever been the victim of racism? Has like anyone ever turned it around on you for being a white, a white chick? Look, it going in, trying to be an immigrant coming into this country. I was the only pasty white person in the line. So everybody would come up to me and, you know, think I was a lawyer or something. Oh, really?

And I'm like, no, I'm an immigrant just like you. why can't I be like you? Why can I be four foot nine? But I'm not. I'm five foot nine. You are a tall cup of lemonade. Well, I'm like a praying mantis, Ireland. I need protein. Wow, you need to eat your mate's head is what you need to do. But as anyone ever like, like, you know how people use the N word or any type of racial word against other minorities? Has anyone ever turned it around? A minority used the whiteness on you as kind of a racial slur? I consider my race, you know, because most people, it's not so much race. It's more of a gender identity. Most people don't know if I'm a girl or a boy.

Come on. I have a very deep voice and a very pronounced Venus Moles. No way, dude. She's all, don't let her fool you, man. I can't let her get away with her. She's a hoddy. She's a haughty, this one right here. I had a thing when I was when I was a kid.

For me? No, I had, I've always had. a thing for you. Yeah, that's right. But when I was a kid, I went to boarding school, and there was a really mixed group of people at the school. And I remember once I was down in the TV lounge, we all had to watch TV in this one. And it was like a Saturday.

So everyone was kicking around. And it was a whole bunch of black dudes from like Jamaica or something or Bermuda. And I was the only white kid there. And they started like kind of making remarks, like goofing on me that I was a white guy. And I was like, as much as I didn't like it. Like, it was really uncomfortable. I went, it taught me a great lesson because I was like, I was like probably 14 and I went, I went, wow, this is what it feels like.

This is what it feels like to have people, you know, treat you badly based on the color of your skin. It blew my mind. It stayed with me my whole life and it helped me. Hey, everybody, who wants to have better sex? No, yes, yes. The answer is yes. You always want to have better sex. That's what you want it to be better, not worse. Trust me.

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Hey, do people come back as? other things reincarnation is that real? When you're dead you're dead really so you don't believe you'll come back remember watching eury geller he could move a pencil with his mind i tried to do that and if i can't do it then he can't do it nobody has any special power more than anybody else but that's living in the mortal world that he did that but what about in the spiritual world when you're gone and you come back do people come back as you know elephants and kangaroos the spirit that you give to each other while you're alive that should stay with people that are alive and that's an excellent memory but there's no ghosts when dust to dust that's it so let me ask you this if you and this is all hypothetical

of course if you were to come back when you kill me yes well really when you bludgeon me is that can no i can't do that you're a guest you're a guest this time what would you come back as Oh, a prostitute. Oh, sorry, that's inappropriate. What are you doing? An animal prostitute? You could be a prostitute, but I was thinking more like a critter. I'd be like a slutty kitty.

You'd be like a little Simey's cat. I'd be on the street corner. I'd be a black cat. I'd prance around people's pools and I would jump in the pool and go, look at me. I'm wet. Dude, that's a new animated series right there. I'm a kitty and I can do the dog paddle. I'm a wet kitty, just dog paddle.

battling for a trick. Leave back, player. You can pay me in nibblets. Oh, you can, well, no, that's the dog food, kibbles and dith. Oh, yeah, what's girl food? You can't give a cat corn nibblets. You're like, you can pay me a niblet, she says. Meow, kitty wants some corn nibblets, meow.

What? Yeah, you can pay me in, like, ice cream and sour cream and onion chips. Oh, man, have you ever mixed those two together? put chips in your ice cream. I'm on a whole new thing. My new food category is Bisk off. Okay, you know those like cookies. They almost taste like graham crackers.

Oh, yeah, they're like mixed between gingerbread. Yes. Yeah. There's a whole spread like that. What? They're airplane cookies. Listen, there's a whole spread. It looks like peanut butter.

There's no peanut butter, but it's an actual spread. You can eat a whole jar in one sitting. But you can put it on meat. You can put it on fruit. You can put it on toast. You can eat it directly with your tongue into your mouth. That's what I do. You can spread it on a robust nipple.

Whoa. Oh, it's a spread? It's a spread. Oh, I thought Biscotti was like a cookie. It is. But they crunch it up and they put some deliciousness with it. So it spreads on like a peanut butter. And you spread it on nipples?

Is that what you're saying? Well, are you offering? No, but it sounded like, yeah? Yeah. You want some arioli butter? No one. On me. Your nipples are lactating.

cookies oh they are dripping some sweet pantry delights right now i'll tell you it's intoxicating you just can't shove more in your mouth where do you get this stuff at home depot well not at well maybe in the back alley of home depot where do you get this paste i found it in targat targat yeah targat i'm sorry was that my canadian accent no it sounded like what's his face for his gum my mama said i could go a targat and get some biscoff spread my mama always said spread your legs so i can put some biscaught spread he would stick his dick between two pieces of liver oh god wow now that's just crass what's wrong with you i raised you as a lady wow have you ever done that rubbed liver on yourself no but i did watch a video where dogs lick peanut butter where off your ping pong hole

wow wow the old pink pong hole out of your octopoles shoot wow the old panda eye wow I see you you're getting I see there's blood going to your spongy tissue wow wow what's the weirdest place you've ever eaten peanut butter from your whale eye oh look it was the sperm whale it seems that would be you'd have a big one if you had a whale eye

they're huge it's breaching it's breaching and it is an underwater iris in it you start breaching and I start bellowing whoa oh shit that got into my good eye oh man back that

you got something in my whale eye girl I can cook you can cook well i've had blubber before because you know where i'm from yeah yeah wow what's it tastes like it's very um lippity oh yeah like like like lips like lips no like what's lippity mean another word i don't know lipity you know when you have pork chops yeah and there's that thick fatty grizzle do i got some in my shoe right now a little bit of that new zealand lamb grizzle yeah So it's like that? It's like that, but more sea-based.

Like chile on seabas? I like how people say chili, chile. Or tilapia. Tulapia or mexico. I'll have some chile on seabas, please. What kind of goddamn pompous glory is that? I don't know. What's your favorite fish to eat?

I like salmon. Oh, you do? Yeah, when I, like, a lot of the places that I perform, you know, they feed me solid food and I usually I only eat salmon you why because it's good in my mouth it's tasty because sometimes they'll put different things on so is it going to be is it going to be wine based is it going to be garlic based would there be potatoes with it what if it's bradded in a kitty litter box oh no I'll scrape that off you will you should give it a chance it's delicious why don't you deep fry it why don't you deep fry my underwear and sprinkle cinnamon on them right now

I'm going to give you a big cinnamon F-Wod. Oh, yeah? Wow. Once you go F-Wod, you never go back. Wouldn't you Sharon Stone yourself? You have to do that in a mirror. Hey, do you text? Are you a texter? Yeah, I can send you one right now.

Okay, go for it. Look at my glory hole. Whoa. See, look at how quickly that got to you. Let me text you back. Okay. Eat my starchy and hutchy. What?

No, I'm all dupy. and hazardous. Wow, wow, wow. But are you one of these annoying people? Like, there's people I know that just you can be out to them at lunch, at dinner, at a barbecue, and they're just, they never stop. They're just texting all the time. I'm considerate and I'm polite.

When I have something to say, I'll say it. Usually in one or two texts, I won't have a new text for each individual word. But do you text when you're out with other people? Are you on the phone texting other people that aren't with you? Harlan, I try to give people my undivided attention. You know, I really care about what you're saying, so I try not to divert myself. You know, I can only do one or two things at a time very well. You know, like, blah, blah, blah, and some up.

What about ding-dong dangledonger? It's in. Oh, my God. Good. Well, I'm glad you're not an annoying texter. No, no, no. You ever sexted? Yes.

Yeah, no way. What was it? Dirty. Yeah? Filthy. I have, well, you know, I have a filthy mouth. Yeah, yeah, but you have a filthy text. A filthy text.

Like, do you, what do you text? It's just that I go so very fast, though. You can't keep up. So you're sexting what? Like, like pictures of the buns, the boobs, the whole thing. No words, not pictures. Oh, well, the sexting is when you, when you text like pictures of yourself. Oh, I thought that was called dirty pictures.

No, that's sexting. Oh, I thought. You're sending pictures of your sex machine, baby. What do you call dirty words? Just like dirty text. Sexting is when you're like, you're sending like pictures of the war machine. Well, the only thing I've ever, well, then yes, because I've only received a picture of your junk before. Right.

You know, and then you sent me another one and you showed me ropes of your gentleman's relish. Yeah, but how come you've never sent me back like a shot of the old junkyard with the dog running around in it? The rastial trail. Come on, you've sent a sext before. Haven't you? Well, today will be the first. Oh, good. Hold on a second.

Let me just take a picture. Ooh. Oh. Nice. That looks like a brillo pad. I guess I should have shaved first. Wow. You know, wow.

Nobody likes a free buffet, Harland. Especially when it's crunchy. Good night. Too die for. Too soon. Too soon. Hey, here's a quickie. Here's a quickie.

This is a yes or no answer only. So if you go off. it you just we we just delete it yes or no can a draft bend down and lick its own speckled ass it's impossible oh as much as it wants to even though its tongue is very long but what they do i'm sorry i'm here to help you and because i'm a a doctorologist for animals yeah um this is when when they need their asshole rimmed they get into a circle and it's like a caterpillar you know what It's like a centipede. They get into a big circle and just ream each other. It's like bucocchi on each other.

Wow. What is bucocchi? And more words, I don't know. Harlan, Bukaki. What is it? It's where a girl is buried into sand up to her neck in the middle of a beach. And then all the men form a circle around her and jerk off onto her head. Good Lord. Really? Do I need to go into vast description? I thought Buccaque was like ghosts playing hockey.

Okay. So it's something at the beach. There goes my beach picnic. This is what happens at Venice Beach. For those listeners that are coming to Los Angeles for a vacation, wouldn't you want to go to Venice Beach and have a nice Buccaucchi? I don't know. See, it's deceiving because, again, it sounds like a Mediterranean sandwich, and I probably would order that.

But I'm glad you warned me. Harland, you don't want to be Bukaki because then you'd have 20 men putting their DNA under your good head. Yeah. What's the PDF on that, by the way? Because I am at the beach. Well, it's about 2020. Might be all right. Well, that's metric, Arland.

Okay, okay. By the way, gang, let me interject here for a minute. We will be playing a brand new game here on the Harland Highway a little later on. You know, we always try to do a little game with our guests, and this is a brand new one. I think you're going to love it, and I think you're going to be really good at it. I won't tell you what it is. Let's do one more topic, and then we'll get to our game. Um, if you, you're artistic, if you,

I'm a high functioning art. You're a high functioning art artistic. Have it close to being an Asperger. Oh, I love it. I love Asperger's with an onion bun. I'll take that and with the sauce on the side. If you could do like a massive piece of artwork, like in the middle of Times Square, any city you want, like right in the middle of downtown,

you got the funds you got permission to do a giant like i'm talking like a 40 foot tall piece of artwork what would it be it would be an interactive uh sculptor with video elements but something for people to actually touch they can walk through it touch it really yeah and it would grow it would grow over a period of time it would grow exponentially so it would start small and people would come back because they would care for it it would grow it would grow it was It would be a group collective. And what would they do, like, would the video and stuff be? Like, it would be a 40-foot-tall, like, video screen?

Is that what you're... It would start, it would start small. It would start with, like, an 8-track. And then it would go to a cassette, and then, like, a DVD, and then you would just keep building. Oh, it would be like a totem pole of technology. Yeah. Okay, got you. But there would be visual images, plus there would be art on the side of it, but it would be a

collective and people would want to go there people would care about it and at the very very top could we have you sexting great now you've spoiled the surprise oh dang damn you harland williams dot com dang you and your corn nibblets um all right you ready to play this game is it called parcheasy no this is a brand new game you've never heard of it it's it's it's fun it's hopefully it's easy it could be hard. This is a brand new game here, folks, on the Harland Highway. It's called Cracker, hot chocolate,

cinnamon bun, or kick it in the baby maker. Are you ready? There's four questions. Let's see if you get them right. You ready for question number one? Tap it. You see a lost child at a

mall. It walks up to you and says, I'm lost. Can you help me? Do you give it a crack hot chocolate, cinnamon bun, or kick it in the baby maker. I would pour hot chocolate on that baby. Then everyone will come running with marshmallows. Correct. Thank you.

Correct. Okay. See, I thought you. That's your one for one. What else do you do? But they get harder. These get harder. Don't get cocky.

Okay. You got the first one. Okay. Great. I'm giving it to you. But they get harder. You ready for question number two? Don't make me take my other top off.

Wow. Look at your panda wiggle. Are you ready for question two? Slice it open. An old lady in a wheelchair rolls over a cliff. She's still alive, barely. She whispers in your ear, I can't feel my legs. Do you give her a cracker, hot chocolate, cinnamon bun, or kick it in the baby maker?

I would pay myself to give her a cracker and watch her whistle. Bingo, that's two. You just got two. You know what she would whistle? Scorpions. Wow. That would be dusty. That would be very dusty.

You know what? I would put her good teeth in first. Oh, you're a champ. It'd probably be laying right there on the bottom of the cliff. You are two for two. I knew you'd be good. I didn't think you'd be this good. You're ready for three? Stellar.

All right, here we go. You're at a political fundraiser. Yes. President Obama reaches out to show. shake your hand do you give him a cracker hot chocolate cinnamon bun or kick it in the baby maker oh my god he reaches out like this and then in slow motion my good leg comes up and catches him right in the baby nuts because there's like 1,000 unspoiled baroque children sitting and in his double balls you're three for three i don't know if you saw that one coming but right now harland and i are

It's acting it out. He's playing Barack. His legs are a kimbo. My leg is just going right in between. He grabs my ankle at the last minute. And then he takes it and he starts stroking my ankle. Yummy. Look at Barack.

And there's a pickled pepper on it. Peter. Peter Parker picked a peck of Spider-Man's peppers. Okay, here it is, gang. Last question. In this amazing new game This is the hardest one of all I don't know if you're going to get this one.

May we have a drum roll please? Yeah, let me put a drum roll and here it comes. Thank you. Here it is. You're making love. Your partner starts to have an epileptic seizure while you're in doggy-style position. Do you give them a hot chocolate?

Do you give them a cracker? Do you give them a cinnamon bun or do you kick it in the baby maker? my god harlan yeah this you can pass if you want this one's hard tears so yeah what you're saying yeah is that i've got a strap on yeah i'm in his ass okay okay that's sort of what i was saying yeah now that you mention it yeah that's what i was saying it was the so i'm i'm i'm sure it should be the other way of i all i heard was rusty trombone you might need to hear it again Do you want to hear it again?

Yes, please. You're making love. Your partner starts to have an epileptic seizure while you're in the doggie position. Do you give them a cracker, a hot chocolate cinnamon bun, or kick it in the baby maker? I knew this one would be tough. Harland, you've really, you've really hobbled me. Do you want to guess at this one? Well, I was going to say Blimkin.

Is that the correct answer? Blimkin, we can't use another language. What does Blimkin translate to in English? Blimpkin is when you give somebody a, when they're on the toilet. So a cinnamon bun. Yes. Correct. You got it.

You got it. It was a roundabout way. It was a confusing question. She's Sharon Stones me right at the end. Cinnamon bun, ladies and gentlemen. Four for, dude. Do that. How?

How do you do this? You know, I think I'm going to stump you and you're just too good. I'm sweating right now. Maybe you can. That's not sweat, baby. That's your DNA. That's, uh, yeah, it's, uh, Folgers time. The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.

The best part of waking up is puking up. No, um, all right. So we have to say goodbye. We're at the end of the show here. We actually went a little longer today, which I like. We ran out of tape. We, we, we went nice and long, but we, we, we, we went. We got the new game in, and that was the most important thing of it.

Because people love gamesmanship. High stakes. I want to know with the friends at home, what their answers were. Oh, yeah. If we're sort of in the collective society, if you and I are off on our own island. There might be people that challenge the results here. So, yeah, if you want to write in to Harlan Williams.com or phone here and challenge Devin's answer. What have you sexed me?

Yeah, sex. Hey, this is crazy. I just met you. Sexed me, maybe. But before we go, we want to give Devin a chance to tell you where you can see more, hear more, contact or reach out. Go ahead, baby. Hey, friends. Well, you can always find me at Devon, D-E-V-E-N-Green.com.

Like 7-E-E-E-N-E-E-N-E-E-N-E-E-E-N-E-E-N-E-E-E-N-E-E-E-N-GREN. DevenGrene. I do a lot of live shows in Los Angeles, their music shows. they're super fun you can you know what you can come you can request a song and then I'll play whatever they fell I want people at her shows you can request a song

she gets up there and does it like I play songs from the 1700s to today from Bach Beethoven to ACDC and Nirvana that's a long playlist in between it's all really great I'm at flappers comedy club in the lounge Akbar tonight I'm at Shetty's parlor

so just have a look at the website and she's got amazing comedy videos on the website and youtube mrs betty bowers yeah please understand it's satire it's like a female stephen cool there go to devangreen dot com and uh devie thanks for being here man i couldn't adore you more you know i love you and i love you back and congratulations on acing the new harland highway game and uh davy will be back again you know she will and uh folks that's all the time we have for today we're gonna go why don't we go get something Should we go get a waxing, something to eat?

You name it. I'm going to give you a Brazilian. You give me a brozillion, and we got it. All right, folks, that's it. This is the Harland Highway. Thanks for being here. Thanks to Devin Green. Check out Devongreen.com.

And until next time, chicken chalmayne, baby. Stop giggling. It's over. You can stop it. I think there's even like a full sentence. You can't keep going. We've stopped. I'm going to stop you.

In your tracks. Oh my God, I'm so scared. I hope nobody heard that.