The Harland Highway - 514 - AUNT RUTHIE CALLS IN - also Sitcom star RANDAL EDWARDS

Episode Date: September 12, 2013

A phone call from the star of new sitcom PACKAGE DEAL calls in to discuss the hilarious new show, also a story about a man who passes out on a plane, and another desperate voice mail from Harland's AUNT RUTHIE. Sugarcoat my castle moat!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the Harland Highway. Why am I disguising my intro as on the good ship lollipop? On the good ship lollipop. No, no, no, not appropriate. Not appropriate. Too soon. Hey, gang, welcome to the Arland Highway. What a show today.

Good night, Nellie Frittato. We are going to be interviewing. one of the stars of my new sitcom, package deal. So excited, it premieres September 30th in Canada only, sadly. At 8.30 on City TV, package deal. Randall Edwards will be calling in from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, to discuss the new sitcom that we're in together. And then I'm going to tell you a crazy story about something very disruptive

on an airplane. Very startling. A crazy event happened on an airplane I was on. And I'll give you three code words. Hang on Harvey. Okay? That's the code word for this one. And then I think my Aunt Ruthie has left another message on my answering machine.

I'm almost scared to hear it, but she's family, so I got to play it. She's a little nutty. She's a little crazy. But aren't we all here on the Harland? Highway Welcome to the Harland Highway I will look for you Does your mother know what you're doing for a living?

The Harland Highway Hey-yo And it's glasses I will find you My mom always said You can't handle the truth You need many years of therapy Many, many, many

fucking years of therapy I will kill you Listen, lame, brain. Let an expert show you how to do this. The Harland Highway. You never know what you're going to get. It's the Harland Highway. Donk.

Hey, I want to tell you about a guy that I named Hang on Harvey. And it's the weirdest story, man. I mean, as you know, all of us are probably quite timid about flying nowadays. in this age of the 9-11 terrorist crap. So I'm on a flight going across the country. I think I was going from like, you know, Florida to L.A. or something like this. And I'm on the plane, and I'm sitting near the front. And, you know, just reading, watching movies, picking my acne, whatever.

You know, whatever people do. And all of a sudden, you know, know sometimes people walk up the aisle to go to the bathroom so this uh this old guy not that old probably in his like 50s kind of you know wasn't a senior citizen but was kind of at that that age where his hair was turning silver and uh you know getting there getting there kind of going around the band um and he's in relatively good shape you know he's in relatively good shape you he's lean he's thin he's uh you know he looks like one of those older guys you see the jogs every weekend you know they're like they're like older but they're totally tone no body fat in good shape

so he was walking up blue jeans t-shirt uh you know uh like sandals leather sandals and with them was this uh lady that was maybe like 10 years 15 years younger and they're walking to the bathroom And right when they get beside my chair, all of a sudden this guy, who I call Hang on Harvey, kind of goes down on his knees, okay, hits the ground, goes from his knees flat on his belly, and he's just laying there, like he's gone to sleep or something. And everyone's like, whoa, whoa, what? Everyone's looking around. the flight attendants are going nuts and this guy's just laying there and he's kind of twitching a little bit and this lady that he's with

is just standing there and everyone's going, oh my God, what can we do? Is he okay? Is he all right? Oh my God, man down. And then of course, immediately you're looking around for the terrorists because you're like, oh, I get it. This is a diversion.

You have the old guy fall down. Everyone's looking at him and then you know, Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves stormed the cockpit. Nice try. But anyways, this guy's on the ground. Everyone's like jumping up out of their seed

and what can we do. And this lady that's oh no, don't worry. Don't worry. He's fine. We're like, what? Oh, he's fine. He's got this thing. He's been to the doctor. Nobody knows what it is. He's had it for years. He just, all of a sudden, he loosed.

loses control of his body and it just kind of goes stiff and he goes down and it lasts about 30 seconds to a minute and then he stands up and it's like nothing ever happened and we're like no way and as she's just standing there looking casual like she's you know standing on a park bench hang on harvey and i call him that because it's like all I can think of was like hang on to something dude hang on harvey suddenly stands up and looks at her blinks and keeps walking he doesn't look at us he doesn't acknowledge the people around him i guess it didn't register that that everyone might be concerned he probably does it all the time so he just it's like it didn't even happen

He, like, blacked out for about a minute, minute and a half, little twitches, face down on the dirty floor of a Delta airline, and then just pops up and keeps motoring. So he goes to the bathroom, and we're all just kind of looking at, you know, the passengers, when did you ever look at the other passengers? Nobody makes eye contact on a plane, right? That's the kiss of death. You make eye contact with someone. They're like, so, where are you from? Where are you going? What do you do for a living?

How's the family? Do I know you? No, but we've got seven hours to fly. Let's chat. So you can't make eye contact unless it's a haughty. So everyone's looking at each other just bewildered. Like, what the hell's with hang on Harvey? And so, you know, the guy's gone in the bathroom for a bit.

and the lady's still standing there like holding court with all these passengers. Oh, he does it all the time. She's like his gatekeeper or something. And he comes walking out of the bathroom. Sure enough, gets almost to the same spot. Down he goes. Hang on Harvey. Hang on, Harvey.

Boom. It's kind of a slow fall. It's not like he just like blacks out and goes down. He can feel it coming. his eyes kind of half shut. He kind of goes to a kneeling position and from there lays down and he's out.

And it reminds me of those goats. You ever see those goats? There's this specific breed of goat that, man, it's this weird goat. If you go online, there's this goat called the sleeping goat or something. And if you startle it, if you clap or you yell or you do anything abrupt

as a defense mechanism, these goats just fall over. They go completely stiff like Rig of Mortis is set in. It's kind of like an upscale version of playing possum. The way a possum lays down and plays dead, these goats just like fall over. It looks like

they've been shot by a sniper. Just like and that Hang-on Harvey was like the human version of these sleeping goats. So if you want to know what Hang-on Harvey looked like,

like oh you can you tell i love that name hang on harvey um if you want to know what hang on harvey look like a youtube the sleeping goats i think they're called and you'll see videos of these weird goats that just drop dead they they freeze for about a minute and then they just get up this this is what i saw on the plane but with a human being so wherever you are harvey i'm i'm just I say it before I wrap up this bit, okay? Hang on, Harvey! Oh, poor hang on, Harvey. And speaking of hanging on, we've been hanging on a long time for my new sitcom to come out,

and it's finally coming out. Again, unfortunately, it's only coming out in Canada, but I know we have a ton of Canadian listeners, and, you know, know if you're up there or you have family or friends up there you can tell them about the new sitcom i'm uh starring in with uh several others is called package deal and the uh the sitcom is about uh three brothers who are overly close and the new girl that gets into the middle of the mix uh as he becomes the steady girlfriend of uh the youngest brother randall and here he is now calling in All right, ladies and gentlemen, you heard the phone ringing.

I told you he was going to be here. He is the star of the new sitcom that I'm co-starring on with him. It's called Package Deal. It's going to be on City TV, 830s, starting September 30th, running every Monday night. Let's get him on here. Enough of me talking. Who wants to hear me? It's an actor, funny man, Randall Edwards, calling in.

Where are you, buddy, in Toronto? I am. I am. Thanks for the invite on to the podcast here, okay? Are you kidding? I mean, dude, I am so excited about our sitcom coming out. And I was like, I got to get Randall on the phone to talk about this thing. Are you jazzed or what? I love it, buddy.

Are you kidding me? Of course I'm jazz. I've been doing, you know, I've been reacting. acting scenes in my living room with my girlfriend telling me. She plays you, and she actually plays you very well. I've just been living in it, trying to get really focused and psyched for the launch. You know, it's been unbelievable. Wait a minute, wait, let me roll that about.

You've been acting out scenes from our sitcom in your living room, and your girlfriend's been playing me? Yeah. Wow. Wow. That is a dedicated girlfriend. and you might need a therapist. Well, come on, man.

Well, what better way to get back into the groove than, you know, putting the old Harlan Williams costume on my girlfriend. And I don't want you to read into that because we don't use it for anything else. Wait, there's a costume? Obviously, there's a costume. Come on, how could there not be a costume?

Is there a wig? No, no, no. She actually got her hair cut like yours specifically. What about the goatee and the mustache? Now, we paint that on. Wow, dude. Wow. Well, just for the sake of our listeners as they're absorbing this scenario.

I'm flattered and creeped out at the same time, which is the way it should be. I mean, I can see you right now looking in your mirror, picturing Shelley's face for yours is, and you've got a goofy grin on your face. I know what's happening right now. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Well, that's because, you know, I got a love for you, a brotherly love. play my little brother on the show. Tell the folks kind of the, you know, keep it short,

but tell them kind of the gist of our sitcom package deal. Well, like you said, you play one of my incredibly grounded sane brothers, which you can imagine is not the case. Between you and my other brother played by Jay Malone, we've got this incredibly close, possibly overly close brotherly dysfunctional style relationship. And the lovely Julia Vaugh enters my life. Her character is Kim and becomes my girlfriend and kind of threatens to

upset the balance and kind of hilarity in suits from there. Because we're like, we grew up, the backstory is that our parents died when you were really young. So me and the other brother, Jay, we raised you. And I guess you can say

when you have this beautiful new girl, girlfriend, Julia, me and Jay, are, like, threatened by it. We don't want to lose our little brother from the fold. Is that accurate? Well, you don't want, you don't think the little birdie's ready to fly out of the nest. And that's, you know, that's fair. That's fair. It's understandable.

Yeah, that's true. Now, we did a lot of episodes. I mean, we did episodes where we were doing karaoke, and we did episodes where shooting air guns at each other. And, like, if you can go back through the Rolodex, I think we did, like 13 episodes. We did in fact do exactly 13. 13 episodes.

And what do you think? What was one of your either top? Well, let's start with this. I'm going to ask you what your top scene was, your favorite scene, and then I'm going to ask you like your top episode. So, hey, everybody, who wants to have better sex? No?

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Don't throw your back out. This is a true story. It happened right here in my town. One night, 17 kids woke up, got out of bed, walked into the dark, and they never came back. I'm the director of Barbarian. A lot of people die in a lot of weird ways. You're not going to find it in the news

because the police covered everything all up. On August days. This is where the story really starts. What would you say was one of your favorite scenes that you did that really stuck out in your head that you had a lot of fun with? I got to say, my favorite scene was, and you'll remember this, this was our very first live studio audience night. Yeah. I think it might be three or four. I can't even remember which episode it was. But the scene in the courtroom, when I was introduced to Harlan Williams, the improviser,

and you dropped the dangling, moose, ball, hairy chin-dangler, about a five-line line that kind of set the tone for me for the rest of the season as far as what I might have to try and keep straight face for the rest of the season. And I remember hearing you say that line. I had actual tears screaming down my face. I was laughing so hard. And the audience erupted and I just thought, wow,

this is, this is going to be the best ball I've ever had. And it turned out to be. Oh, that was a fun scene, man. Yeah, that was kind of the, that was the first time like kind of an improv happened on the set where it was like, screw the script, I'm going to wing a line. And I think the line was

I told you, you have to man up and grow a sack and then I added the line a great big hairy sack kind of like the ones that dangle from the throat of a moose that is almost verbatim I think yeah and still very funny oh yeah that that kind

you're right that kind of once we got through that improv line it was like the floodgates open it's like I think we all started like improvising stuff and thankfully they left a lot of that stuff in the show and I think that that line actually made it into the show.

I can't wait. I can't wait to see that. I mean, actually, Andrew, our creator, he's actually sent me all the episodes that he did to you. I am, like, pregnant, and I don't want to know the sex. I'm waiting to watch them live. I haven't watched any of them. Oh, cool, cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, okay, so there's one of your favorite scenes. Can you remember, like, a favorite episode? I got to be honest. I would have to say it was just an absolute treat, and I'll clump them together as I'm working with Eugene and Pam. They were, it was unreal to kind of get them to be a part of our show, and then my character had a lot to do with Eugene Levy's character,

and just sitting with him for a week at a table was literally like getting a free education. It was unbelievable. Yeah, just so our listeners know, we, you know, outside, of us regular cast members. We also had some other cast members come in. Eugene Levy, who's, you know, the famous actor-comedian. He plays the father on the American Pie movies, and he was in Splash. And he's just, you know, from Second City.

And he's absolutely hilarious. Yeah. And I agree, man. It was a highlight working with him. And then we had another joggernaut as one of our cast members, Pamela Anderson, who is just as hot today as she was like 20 years ago. She was something. And she's in a bunch of our shows.

And, I mean, when she walked on set, I mean, you know, some women can just slap on the sexy, and then some women are just born with it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, she was the type of girl, like, just sitting in the chair, like reading the paper in between scenes. She was just sexy.

She was in real. I was not able to have a non-scripted conversation with her. Yeah, it was tough. I was looking between takes, and I'd just giggle, and I couldn't, I couldn't still work together. It strikes you to your core that you are talking and looking at Pamela Anderson. Like, she has this ability to just destroy men. It's unbelievable. She's a hundred, she's absolutely, and the fact, you're in the fact that she's super talented and hilarious on the show.

Yes, she actually plays, we should tell people, she plays our other brother, Ryan, who's very dysfunctional and insecure. She plays his therapist, and she actually pulled it off. Her acting was amazing. Her comedy was amazing, and she plays a very sexy therapist on the show. Questionable therapy, which is hilarious. Yeah, she uses her sexuality to cure our other brother of his. his manic ways. And we should also mention that Eugene Levy plays kind of a,

he plays kind of a Bernie Madoff meet serial killer type criminal guy. Badge serial killer. Yeah, he's like this crazy serial killer in a really expensive suit, and he looks a bit like Bernie Madoff and Joey Buttafouca meets Silence of the Lambs, and he's hilarious. Yeah, it's unreal. And yet still plays a bit of a father figure for me, which is great. That's what I was going to say.

Somehow, while you're defending him in court, he somehow weasels his way into your private life and starts giving you relationship advice. Yeah, yeah, unreal. So, yeah, and the gist of the show is it's basically these three brothers getting into crazy situations, trying to maintain their brotherly relationship as the rest of the world. is pounding at the door, including your hot new girlfriend, Kim, who's played by really... Julia Voss. Julia Voss. Super sexy. She's in the movie Bich Slap. You've got to look her up online.

Look at Google Images or go to YouTube or whatever. She's just a beautiful, wonderful girl. We had a riot with her. Funny, good actress. You know what's funny? Looking back on it, I feel like we all, we all got lucky to kind of get paired with who we all ended up getting paired with. I think we ended up having a great little family there in Vancouver while we shot. And everybody kind of, everybody belonged. Everybody pulled their weight. It was awesome.

Yeah, it really came together well. It was one of those situations where, you know, you get a TV show, and a lot of times you don't have what we call chemistry. If you look at Seinfeld, it felt like all those characters had a great chemistry. And, you know, I've done a couple other sitcoms. And I've been with actors where I had some chemistry and other actors I didn't have chemistry with. But with this sitcom being my third sitcom, I just felt we really had that kind of magic chemistry between all of us that, you know, that you kind of saw on a show like Seinfeld. Yeah, and you can't, and you can't buy it.

You know, like you said, I think it happens once in a while on jobs. And, you know, when you're lucky enough for it to happen, you just got to run with it. Yeah. And run with it, we did. And here's the thing, you know, this is kind of a historic sitcom in a way because we shot it in Canada and Canada has not had a multi-camera, you know, live studio sitcom before. And it's the first go. So, you know, we're really proud of it, as you guys can tell, listening at home. And we certainly hope that everyone listening in Canada or if you're American and you have friends in Canada, please spread them.

the word. We really want people to see the show, and we hope you enjoy the show, and hopefully we get to do a lot more, right, buddy? If you tune in and you don't like it, feel free to change the channel. We're pretty confident in what we did,

and I think you'll enjoy it. I thought you were going to say, feel free to go to Harlan's house and punch him in the face. It sounded like you were about to say that, and then you switched gears at the last second. I did. I did. I did. Because, frankly, I'd hate to have my girlfriend have to put on a black eye when she's playing you here in my house.

That would ruin the whole effect. Well, let me ask you this. If the show doesn't get a second season, is that fantasy over? Like, are you going to tell her to put the outfit away for good? Harlan, you've impacted my life so greatly that I feel like we might always be playing a Harlan dress-up game, some kind, if you will. Awesome, buddy. Well, tell the folks where they can catch the show before we let you go. all right gang city tv uh 830 monday night september 30th please be there tell your friends tell your family

um it's gonna be a ton of fun and uh thanks for listening thanks for having me harland it was uh great to catch up buddy haven't heard your sweet sweet voice in a while well that's because your girlfriend's voice uh her register is higher than mine but tell her to keep working on that we're working on that there's procedures we can do yeah just tell her to go for a forest gump meets rain man type of vibe, and she should get me perfectly. Awesome, buddy. Awesome. All right, folks. Well, there he is. He's Randall Edwards. You can also look him up on Facebook and YouTube and

Twitter and find out more about Randall. He's a great actor, and he's the leading man. He plays the little brother in the new sitcom package deal on City, as he said, 830s every Monday night starting September 30th. Randall, let's go get them, man. Thanks for being on the Harland Highway, and we'll see you on the telly, as they say, in the United Kingdom, mate. Can't wait, buddy.

Can't wait. All right, buddy. Thanks so much. All right. Have a good one. Tune in, folks. We'll see you on TV. Take care.

Okay, so there you go. Randall Edwards, uh, yeah, great guy, man. Just a great guy. We had such a blast. All the cast members, as we talked about there. so yeah please tune in the show and uh oh hang on i'm getting uh roger yeah rogers what are you holding up my voicemail what about my voice there's a voicemail and what you want to play one of my voicemails why i'm talking about my sick okay go ahead you're the producer somehow roger wants to play

one of my voicemails, so let's do that, and go for it, Roger. Hi, this is Harland. I'm not available right now, so please leave me a message, and I will get right back to you. Thanks. Hello. Hello. Hello, Farland. It's your Rambooty Crawling Angel from Rochester, New York. How are you, little angel? Hello? Oh, Christ. I don't know if you can hear me, Holland. I'm out driving. I'm driving around in the streets.

Everybody seems to be going so fast nowadays. It's just driving me crazy. Listen, Angel, I'm in a bit of a pickle here. Okay, Aunt Ruthie's in a bit of trouble. It looks like I've been driving over to the pharmacy to pick up some pills for your Uncle Henry, of course. and all of a sudden somehow my panty hose have been slipping down my legs i don't know if i've been driving too hard speeding or something little angel but it looks like my goddamn panty hose are

all fangled up at the bottom of my ankles it's getting caught up in the brake pedals and the gasoline, the gas pedals, and whatnot, Angel. I'm having trouble steering Holland. It's like all of a sudden I'm going fast and then I'm going slow. And I'm afraid that I'm going to hit somebody. I'm going to crash to a mailbox or a fucking 7-Eleven or something to all.

And I love, oh my God, I'm looking down at my ankles and my tanny hose are all twisted around. It looks like one of those giant pretzels. Your Uncle Harry used to buy. you down on the boardwalk. Do you remember that, little angel? Do you remember when you were, I'll never forget it.

Just when you were a little boy... Excuse me. So if you're going to honk at me, I've got a fucking giant pretzel around my ankles. My pantyhose are twisted up like a godfascen filopian tube, okay? So stop the honking, please. Unbelievable.

The root... I'm 86. years old holland and people are honking at an old lady with syriasis scabs on the foreheads and i've got age spots on my hands and on my face they look like a fucking blowfish from under the water in the mediterranean sea or wherever the fuck they live all speckled like a trout i looked like an old trout anyhow harland do you remember when your uncle harry and your Aunt Ruthie took you down to the boardwalk in Jersey City

that time wasn't that fun little... You had your little hair cut. You were wearing your little brown shorts. You remember? And you had this Space Invaders' t-shirt on little angel. And your little, your uncle Harry

bought you... Do you remember this angel? He bought you a candy floss. Do you remember that? He bought you candy flaws. A big coffee candy flaws, Angel. And I'll never

forget, your eyes went so big like you'd never seen anything like it. Hold on. Hang on. Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm talking to my nephew. Okay? He's in the entertainment business. He's done

fucking movies and whatnot. You have no right to honk at me. When I'm talking to my nephew, Okay? So why don't you just pull over to the side of the road and shove a gas pedal in your face? Disgusting. Anyways, Angel, you had that big fat fucking, oh, it was like a, it looked like a cloud on a stick.

Do you remember it was a big pink candy floss, and you were just about to bite into it. You looked so happy, and a fucking seagull flew out of the sky. flew right into it. There was fucking feathers and wings and it was caught inside your candy flaws. It looked like your candy flaws. It had wings coming out of it. And you was so determined

like a little angel, so determined to eat that candy floss. I'll never forget you just ate right through it and you ate the goddamn seagull with your little five-year-old face. Fucking blood all over the place and feathers coming out of your mouth.

You looked like a kitty cat that just caught a Sparrow in the backyard, feathered, looked like someone had a pillow fight on your little feckly face, angel. Excuse me, I'm talking here to my nephew, okay? He just ate a fucking seagull, okay? What's your nephew done? I'm sure he's never eating a fucking seagull, okay? This kid ate a fucking wild animal with his teeth and there were feathers coming out,

so don't haunt it me, you son of a bitch. Anyways, Hallen, I'm sorry, I don't want you to hear that talk. But anyways, Angel, if you can call me, my legs are all wrapped up. My ankles are twisted around these brown panty hose. And I'm stuck in the brake pedal, and I'm lurching back and forth on the road. See, people are honking. I'm sorry that I'm lurching back and forth, you son of a bitch. As you can see, it's turning into a search.

you see a little angel and my panty hose are twisted around on my ankles it looks like one of those cinnamon donuts that you buy it the twisty long the long donuts all and not the round ones not the round one the ones that go in a circle but the long twisty donuts with the cinnamon and all that shit that's what my ankles look like and the crotch if i could describe the crotch of my panty hose right now looking up at me, there's some gray hairs in it, Holland, and I think you know where they came from. It's like a Muppet looking up at your Aunt Ruthie. From the bottom of the floor, her pantyhoes twisted around in her legs, twisted around in the brake pedals, and then it looks like Fawzzy the Bear. Remember he used to laugh at Fuzzy Bear, but it's like Fawsey Bear has gone gray.

Okay? He's old. He's an old bear, and he's waiting the cross. much of your Aunt Ruthie's brown pantyhows. Okay, stop honking at me. I'm trying to tell my nephew that my crotchy looks like a Muppet, okay? I've got a dirty panty hose with gray pubic hairs, and it looks like a fuzzy bear in a senior's home. And you got the noise to honk at me? Unbelievable.

I got to go, Holland. It's just, I'm going to have to pull over or something and get someone with some scissors to cut my pants. Any hell's off the gas pedal. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look at those stains. Is that for me?

Oh, my God. Anyways, Angel, you, Aunt Ruthie loves you, okay? I want you to know that. And I hope I hear from you soon. I'm sorry, I caused you so much trouble, little angel. Give me a quarrel. Aunt Ruthie loves you, hauling. Oh, my God, my pants.

What the hell is that a scale? Looks like there's a scab in my panty-hows. Oh, no, they're a dragonfly. Oh, my God, there's a dragonfly caught in my panty-ups. All right, Angel, I love you. Stop honking at me. I've got a dragonfly in my crotch and my panty-hows, twisted around my ankles like a suck and dried up lower intestine.

My angel, Ambrosey loves you. Stop honking at me, you stand of it. Okay, what is she, Rod, why do we put, why do you need me to listen to that? I know she's my relative, but it's a little embarrassing. She's very, uh, whatever. Now you've brought us to the end of the show, Roger. Are you happy? Uh, well, we are at the end of the show, gang.

A few announcements before we go. If you want to see me do stand-up comedy live, tonight's the night. If you're in Chicago or in the surrounding area, I will bit the improv in Chicago just outside of the city in Schoenberg, the improv. I'll be there tonight, Thursday, September 12th through Sunday, September 15th. You can go to Harlow Williams.com and get all the info, showtimes, order your tickets online. Come on out, man. It's going to be a blast. And then the following week, oh, I will be in Knoxville, Tennessee, September 19th through the 21st.

Again, just look on my website at Harlowyms.com, and you will see all the info you need to see about the Knoxville Club. And again, don't forget, package deal, September 30th, 8.30 on City TV, only in Canada. Sorry, guys. And then later in October, you can catch me in Pittsburgh at the Improv. That will be October Friday 11th to Sunday the 13th. And feel free to write me at harloughwilliams.com, or you can phone me at 323-739-433. I think that's how Aunt Ruthie got my number.

So you can call and leave a message. Please don't be as long as her. Quick messages are appreciated. And maybe I'll play your message on the podcast. Who knows? Check out the store at harlewilms.com. You can buy all your merch, book, CDs, movies, T-shirts, paintings, drawings, all that stuff is there. And thank you so much for being here, guys, and girls, and all you pavement pounders out there.

It's always a pleasure to have you here. And until next time, everybody, you know the saying, chicken, show me, baby.