The Harland Highway - 517 Special co - host, actress, model, JULIA VOTH

Episode Date: September 23, 2013

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Holy, holy, healy, holy. I don't know what that means, but I'm going to do it again. Healy, holy, holy, holy. Wow, really dumb way to start a podcast, but what are you going to do? You're stuck with it. And you're also stuck with my fabulous guest today on the show. She's actually going to co-host the Harlan Highway with me today, my very first co-host, and she actually brought her little sister along to get involved on the festivities too.

So today's special, special, special, special, Michael Jackson said that. Special. My special. Special. Okay, enough. Special. Enough. A special guest.

Special. Stop it. Special. Jackson. Special. My excellent... What happened to special? My excellent co-host today is Julia Voth.

My co-star on our new sitcom Package Deal, which airs on a Canadian network starting September 30th. We're going to tell you all about that. We're going to talk about Julia's career and her modeling and going to Mars and gooey stuff in your hair, and we're going to play. the game too soon or not too soon. All today here on the Harland Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. I will look for you. Does your mother know what you're doing for a living? The Harland Highway. Hey-oh. And it's classic. I will find you. My mom always said.

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The Harland Highway. You never know what you're going to get. It's the Harland Highway. Hey, everybody. This is Harland Williams, and you are here on the highway. The Harland Highway, of course. And what a tasty, dairy queen frozen treat today, man. I have just a wonderful guest.

Um, she's an actress, she's a model, she writes poetry, she's a sweet, sweet, sweet, wonderful human being. Um, she's my co-star on my new sitcom called Package Deal. Well, I should say our sitcom called Package Deal. And she's going to be co-hosting today's podcast with me. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the beautiful, the talented Julia Voth. How are you, kid? Good, how are you? Now, you brought someone with you today.

Who is it? Well, I actually brought two people with me. Well, come on. Well, if that's a person, it's real hairy. Okay. Who is it? I brought my dog chicken. I love you put your dog chicken ahead of the human being you brought with you.

Real nice. Oh, okay, okay. Good, good save. Chicken who's sleeping here and my sister, Caitlin, who's been really in the summer. Hey, okay, give her the mic. Hello, everyone. So who's older? You or her?

It looks older. I can't tell. You guys, I really can't. I'm not trying to be like Mr. like politically correct. Because you both have a different look. You've got short, cute, blonde hair and you have long brunette hair, Julia.

Yeah, I do. And I can't tell. You've got to be like only a year or two apart, right? No, there's six years between us. Really? Yeah. Who's the one? Now I, you're the older one?

I'm the older one. Oh. My baby sister. So did you have to have my baby sister? hand out the whoop ass around the house? Absolutely. Or wait a minute. You guys grew up on a farm, right?

Yeah, we have two brothers, so they were handing out the whoopass. The whoops were coming from them. But you can't. And mom, too. Oh, your mom. I know your mom. She's sweet, but she's like no nonsense. Yeah.

But wait a minute. You have brothers. You grew up on a farm in the province of Saskatchewan. For those of you that don't know they're listening, that's right in the middle. of Canada it's like that big flat piece it looks like a giant rectangle right easy to draw hard to spell that's right that's true it is easy to draw and hardness so if you need a direction someone could just draw it for you here just go here that's where you need to go that big piece of flat land don't let me say it I used to work with a comedian this guy named Gary

David and because Saskatchewan's a prairie province and it's so like this whole province I don't I don't think there's one, I don't even think there's speed bumps in Saskatchewan. Like, that's how flat it is, right? He used to do a joke. He would do a joke where he said, because it's so flat, he goes, Saskatchewan, it's the only place in the world you can sit on your front porch and watch your dog run away for six weeks. Nothing?

Okay, okay. And that's why Gary's not working anymore. I like you laugh harder that I bomb. than at the actual joke wow maybe you're just not laughing because like hey don't joke about my province i was somewhat insulted yes and then i went on my dog here i'm like my dog's not going to run away has chicken ever run away um well actually we're heading to runyon canyon yeah after this yeah and i lost her once at run in super scary i was with jay yeah their co-star and we were like at run in and we're walking around all of so i'm like where's my dog and she like followed another of the dog

up the hill. I lost her for like five minutes. I was almost crying. Is chick and a boy or a girl? She's a girl. Oh, so maybe she was flirting. I think maybe she was. And then she lost track of time.

And all of a sudden, Mama's gone and scared. She was scared. I was scared. Wait, what about you girls? There's a lot of like dudes there with no shirts on, like a lot of athletic Hollywood actor boys. Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.

Have you ever chased gutt and lost and chased a dude up into the hills? No. Come on. Come on. Have you, Caitlin? No, that might have. happen today. Oh, really?

What kind of dude do you like? Blonde brunette? No, I don't really have a type. Just a dude. Just a dude. It's a hot dude. Do you find coming from Canada? Like when guys come to Hollywood, Caitlin,

they're like, oh my God, this is where all the beautiful women in the world come. Like every time you turn your head, there's a gorgeous girl in Hollywood. With you, do you have that same thing? Like, everywhere you look, there's hot dudes or no? Not really. No.

A lot of the guys who are super duchess. Super duchess. Wow, that should be a new superhero. It's super duchess. What, explain, put that mic up close to your mouth. What is super duchess? I don't know, they're just duchess. I can't know how to explain it.

Oh, you said duches. Like, they're all duchy. Wow, that's hilarious. Now, what constitutes like duchy, like too much hair gel? whoops. Or. Like, you can tell that they go to the gym for like 18 hours a day. Yeah.

You were Ed Hardy. But wait a minute. Don't girls want a dude that's like toned and ripped and has a six-pack? Like is going to the gym a bad thing? For 18 hours a day, it's pretty bad. 18 hours a day. Yeah. They don't eat.

They don't sleep. Eight, got to put in my 18 hours. Yeah. Well, I mean, being toned and healthy is one thing. but I personally don't like too much muscle. Like too much muscle is just like, it's like, yeah, they spend all their time in the gym. It's like, what about time with me?

Spend, you know, or time with your job and don't just work out, you know? It's like you have to have a balance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So too much gym time, guys, if you're listening. And by the way, Julie is a beautiful model and her sister, Caitlin, is equally as beautiful. Agreed. And we're going to talk about the modeling world and stuff.

but guys if you're listening don't don't get too buff be a little chubby maybe I don't mind a little chub but you might want to rephrase that you might want to rephrase that oh my god that's not an awful you want to say it again

you don't mind a little chibbiness on a person's body there's no winning what she's saying is she doesn't mind if you're overweight guys well yeah really that's amazing because I would think

I mean, Yeah, not like overweight, but just a little, like me. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. Man, I can't win today. She didn't wait. She's like, yeah.

But I am a little, you know, I got a little puppy fat, and you've seen it because we're going to talk about it later, an episode of our sitcom package deal. I had to get naked. Yeah, I've seen Harlan naked before. But save that. In front of like 300 people, too. So it wasn't just me and him. We're going to talk about.

that later but for now let's uh let's um talk about modeling because you've done modeling all over the world since you're a young girl right since you're like 14 yep i started when i was 14 and i spent a lot of time in japan and sort of like my main market and i went to new york too and i was in paris a little bit but mostly Tokyo and new york is that tough for a little girl to be in such extreme geographical okay like you go from the prairies you lived on a farm yeah and suddenly you're the downtown of Japan and Tokyo, you're suddenly in Paris. Yeah, it's pretty crazy

but I honestly, I was really young I was 14, so I don't think I realized how crazy it was until maybe like two years later and I went back. I'm like, holy can I swear? Yeah. Holy shit. This place is like massive and it's so different and I think I travel with my mom. Yeah. Until I was like 18

so I shouldn't just like shit me off to Japan or anything but I think she was more shocked and freaked out than I was because I was like, I'm 14. I'm traveling in Japan. Yeah, it's like going to Disneyland or something. You don't comprehend that when you're that young. You don't comprehend all the evils and the dangers and the creepy dudes.

There's probably a good thing because you don't have any fear. So you just go there and you do your job well and it works out. You didn't have to worry about any douche-alicious guys or whatever there. I mean, my mom protected me from the super-duciers while I was there. So we'd go out and like, you know, she'd be like my little barrier from the super-duishes. Oh, man, we've got to get T-shirts made super-duces. Like a little cape on the back? Yeah, yeah.

It's super sweet. All right. So what would this super douche t-shirt look like? Okay, well, it would be, well, we would be like the super douche patrol. Like we would be the people out there like stopping the super duches. Excuse me, sir. We don't need to talk to you. Why?

You're a douche. You're a super douche. Super douche. Yeah. Super douche. So we're super douche patrol. Have you ever heard a jamba juice? Yes.

What if you're a jamba douche? That's even more than like a super douche. Super douche. You're a jamba douche, dude. And your friends are super douche, but you're a jamba douche. You're jamba douche. Don't talk to me. Have you ever called a guy that to his face?

Like you're at a bar and someone hits on you or some guys acting like a goof? No, I'm nice. I wouldn't be rude to some of the guy who's being a dick. Like he's being a douche. Have you ever said like a guy spills a drink on you? He's grab, groping you. And you're like, hey, dude, you're a douche. Well, I probably haven't used the word douche.

it's probably a stronger word than that. Whoa. Usually like a slap. No, I haven't slapped anyone. But no, it would be like a stronger word. Like, I don't know if I want to say that on here. Great. I think we can imagine.

What's it end in? What are the last two letters? ER. Okay. I think we got a great TV show, by the way. Great TV show. I want to talk about an aspect of modeling that has always been a curiosity to me. Oh, God.

Maybe you can answer it. Yes. The catwalk. Okay. The way those girls walk down the catwalk where it looks like they're displacing their hips. Yeah. You know how when I... It's really hard to do.

I've never been a good catwalker. I never did a lot of runway just because I don't, I never had a really good walk. I'm a little more awkward. Like, I'm kind of like, I don't know. But it's weird when they walk. It looks like I'm watching an episode of The Walking Dead. Or have you ever seen one like a giant snake like swallows a gazelle or a bush pig or something? and it dislocates its jaw.

Like, that's what it looks like when some of these models come wailing down the cow. It looks like they've displaced their hips, walk, strike a pose, lock them back into position, and then leave. It's pretty crazy. It's weird.

Does it hurt? And they're like, I would imagine so. It looks painful enough. Have you done it? Does it hurt at all? Well, I guess I never had the greatest walk. Like, I'm not, I wasn't really like a cat walker,

so, you know, I didn't really have a, greatest one i tried to work it on once and it does it kind of hurts your hips and what is what is they like to walk one foot in front of the other and you have to have all this attitude and usually i'm just like falling over it's like you're having a spasm or something kind of like that you're having a seizure walking down but i've heard that they do things like like like put books on your head and make you is that true all that stuff about walking when i was probably 12 years old i took modeling classes and uh i know i think they made us too that they made us walk with like books on our

head and stuff. What kind of books, like mystery books like Nancy Drew or was it like a Bible? Educational books, at least compensate for the, yeah, I hope so school. Maybe it falls off and you read something, you know. Wow, so you're walking around in class with like a biology book on your head and catcher in the ride. Yeah. Great.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Amazing. I got to, do they just teach catwalking classes? Because I think I want to take some. I can teach you. Really?

A little bit. You know, I'm not the greatest, but I can. could totally teach you like i don't want to go into modeling i just like to walk through a mall or something and have that walk like what you have a pretty good strut already i do i've seen it that's right i've tried you've seen me practicing i know it's pretty good okay you can teach me some lessons okay okay okay swanky wow well julia's our uh co-host here today with her beautiful sister and uh you know on on the show we always try to find provocative stories in the news and you guys give me your take on this one um there was a story in the paper today that

says men with small testicles are better caregivers to kids and men with large testicles equals less parental caregiving what that's just creepy like isn't that weird they make write an article about that hey everybody who wants to have better sex no yes yes the answer is yes you always want to have better sex. That's what, you want it to be better, not worse. Trust me. And Adam and Eve is offering 50% off just about any item plus free shipping. And more than that, Adam and Eve wants to make your life easy. They offer discrete shipping as your privacy is a priority. Plus 100% free shipping on your entire order. Doesn't matter how much you spend or what you buy. I will be packaged and sent discreetly for free.

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Have fun. Don't throw your back out. Who researched this article? Who was looking at men's testicles and going, okay, and then watching them with kids? Well, the ball people, the ball people were doing it. That's who. Oh, God. The ball people.

They didn't have their own shirt too, the ball people. The ball people meet super douche for a showdown. Well, the study said it suggested that even that the more care that a man gave to the kids, like in terms of changing diapers, feeding, bathing, caring, it said their testies actually shrunk. As they were doing it? Yeah. Oh, wow. They studied like a group of men.

Right. And they asked the wives and the wives. the children questions like and it turns out that the men who and the men where the answers were they didn't give much attention to their kids turned out to be men with big testes when they checked and the ones that gave a lot of attention to their kids when they checked their and then believe me I wouldn't want that job checking guys balls they were small but me like oh here you go and cough like I don't know that's what you do it's like what do you do if you're a kid. It's like, Mommy, why doesn't

Daddy ever read me a bedtime story? Well, Billy, he's got giant nuts. Yeah, I know. It's like a Cove Park episode. I mean, isn't that tragic? Yeah, it's pretty crazy. It's crazy. It must be something to do

with, like, the caregiving aspect of it. Because, like, women maybe, like, we're like, we're really caregiving. So, yeah, there's, like, less testosterone, maybe, and more it's weird. Estrogen. Well, let me ask you this. I mean, like, there's, you know, maybe there's just more of like that, you know. Was your dad a caregiver or was your dad, like, kind of off, like, goofing around?

And I know this is awkward because we're about to find out how big his testies were. Oh, my God. And it's weird, but think about it. Your sisters, was your dad close? Did he change the diapers? Was he close to you as kids? Or was your dad kind of off at the bar drinking a beer? off at the bar drinking, but he worked a lot.

He had two full-time jobs. You know, he worked on the farm, and he was an engineer at a power station. So he was working a lot. Your dad had huge testes. Huge. Hope he's listening, because I'm never going to repeat that. Congrats to your dad. Ken boss.

You're a superstar. Isn't that weird? That's a very... I just want to know who would even want to spend time. What does this prove? what does that what does it matter well i guess it has something to do with the evolution of society and the the evolution of humanity because uh i guess they were saying that the men with the the big testes were more the guys out doing the hunting and the gathering and and the guys with

the smaller yeah it was more of like a mating thing like the men with the big testes were more just about like i need to mate i need to procreate and then go but that the men with the smaller testes the study found were more like you know playing games changing diapers you know wow interesting would you rather and this i'm not being rude or crude but this is just part of the study would you rather have a guy with the small nuts or the big nuts if you had kids i want an in-between nuts yeah like split the difference in between nuts yeah like they're not they're they're big enough and he's like yeah You know, we're going to, like, kind of hunter-gabber, like, take you down kind of thing.

And then they're, but they're, you know, not so small that they're just like, you know, babies or something. You know, just like playing games and stuff. In-between nuts. In-between nuts. Why didn't in-between nuts get into the study? Maybe they're just not exciting nuts, you know? Yeah. The small nuts are exciting and the big nuts are exciting.

In-between. I mean, the middle ones are maybe not as exciting. The in-between nuts. She creates a new medical and scientific term. And Caitlin creates a new douche term. So we've got medium nuts and super douche so far, if we can recap. And we're early in the show. I know.

We just started. Look at us go. We're on a roll. And by the way, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, whenever I have a guest, and Julia, you're officially my first co-host on the show, by the way. Oh, my God. Thank you. Usually I just have guests and I interview them. But today, you're like chiming in.

you're like my better half today. Sweet. Yeah. So if you have a topic that pops into your head and you want to roll with it, feel free. But what I wanted to say is whenever I have a guest on the show, we always play a game. And today we're going to be playing too soon or not too soon at the end of the game. And you're both going to play. And it's four very important hard questions.

And we'll see who wins. But let's go to this talk. Do you girls twerk at all? Do you twerk? Yes. No. We do. We've been practicing in our living room.

No, you haven't. But just for fun and not for like serious. Like I'm actually going to go in real life and twerk like that. It's a big no-no. Like no girl should be twerking. That's awful. But in the privacy of your own home, it's super fun. Why?

What does it do? What is fun about twerking? Well, it's kind of hard to do. So you have to like, you know, kind of, you have some really good, you know, control. right and then but it's just fun you put on some music you just like dance around have a glass of wine and just like you know and what is twerking it's like it's like bouncing your butt cheeks up and down type of thing yeah it's kind of like a rocking like back and forth like Caitlin's better at it than I am she's a dancer so she is oh okay so you know how to do it oh man you dabble and twerking I dabble and twerking I dabble and twerking

wow what an interesting interesting thing to dabble in. Oh, my God. Does it hurt when you do it? It looks violent. I mean... It's like there's muscles that you don't really use on a normal every day. Your back gets like jammed up.

Really? Lower back. It's like jamming. Who invented twerking? Like, did it come out of NASA? Where did it come from? I don't know about it. Is it from Harvard?

Yeah. I didn't like miss the Elliott thing about it like 10 years ago. or something make you twerk you mean down down flip it in her she says twerk it in that song oh i thought she said twerk it that would be cool if she said twerk it though i thought she said dabble in it what i heard definitely she was dabbling too um i just find it i just find it a little weird now do you think it's sexy when when the girl's twerk or is it stupid or what is it only do it at home when no one can see it really no i think it's like it's kind of degrading

Like if you're out there and you're like shaking your butt like that, it's like, girl, put that stuff away. Like, that's not for everyone to see. Put that stuff away. Wow, that stuff. It really is degrading. I don't like it when I see girls doing that. And did you see, of course I got asked, did you see the Miley Cyrus thing that she did when she twerk with their tongue hanging out like a monitor lizard? Is that the music video she's wearing all white?

Yeah, that one. She's got her. She did it with the Alan Thicks kid, Ronald Thick or whatever's name. name is the guy who sings uh you know blurred lines such a good song um yeah i i think i try not to watch stuff like that because i think it like poisons your brain but yeah i agree i did i did get curious and i watched it and it's just like yes mylie we all know you're growing up now go twerk somewhere else i want to see it like it's just like it's obviously just you know it wasn't it wasn't sexy at all to me it was just kind of obnoxious yeah

Agreed. It is fun when you had a glass of wine and you're like running around your living room. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, that's the only time I can do it in my living room is when I had a few glasses of Merlot. I've got to put on some candles, a couple of glasses of Merlot. Just to, you know, relax yourself. Yep.

Throw on the spandex. Totally well. And I let it rip. I just twerk. what do you listen to Michael Boubley which is weird it makes it it's more of a challenge yeah because it's it's more mellow and it's hard to get the buns moving to Boubley but when you when you when it clicks look at this she's twerking right now Julia Voth is twerking while sitting down that's pretty impressive

talented oh there goes her sister now Caitlin's twerking and they're sitting in chairs it's a new the seated twerk they call it well hey let's let's talk about you know something we're both really excited about julia and that is our new sitcom it's coming out september 30th you give them the name package deal package deal yeah and uh it's it's a sitcom unfortunately gang it can only be seen in canada at this point the first season will only be in Canada hopefully if we do more seasons they will sell it into the American market but still worth talking about because we had a blast

So much fun We had some great people on the show Randall Edwards, Jay Malone And some real big Canadian guest stars Eugene Levy Did you like working with Eugene? So much fun Yeah

And he's the legend You know he's been around for so long So you know to see him step on our set It was like whoa Look at their jeans here You know it was like really really wild What do you think of those eyebrows man like weren't they incredible

they move independently of his yeah like all of a sudden you feel like one's going to end up on his chin or one's going to end up on his like ear like they move yeah they move around they're like it's like when you hire eugene it's like you get two extra characters one for each eyebrow yeah no it's pretty wild he just like I don't know I like try to do it yeah he moves those eyebrows around the way

a good NFL quarterback moves the ball around like yeah very pretty are you twerking your eyebrows right now It looks like you're twerking your eyebrows. Can you twerk? Can you twerk chicken? What about Pamela Anderson now? What was it like working with her on set? Did you dig it?

Were you intimidated? Were you jealous? I was really excited to see her. Yeah. I don't think I was intimidated or, I mean, or jealous or anything. I just, I really respected her because she's so, you know, like, obviously, we know, she's, like, she's, like, super sexy, but just not put on and it's, you know, she's just like she is who she is, and she's very.

sweet and she's going to earth and she's so funny and yeah yeah yeah so i didn't really have i only had really one scene with her but um you know yeah she's really natural i stay i stuck around and watched her for sure my dad was on set that that that day so he's like we should just stay a little no maybe just a little i'm like dad there's like it was like winters there's like a storm coming i wanted to get home and he's like no no we should just stay longer i'm like okay you know why he you know why he had that attitude giant nuts yeah Yeah, it's the giant nuts. It's all making sense now.

See? He saw Pamela and boom, the giant nuts told him you have to stay. You have to stay. Yeah, she was really natural. She was a lot of fun, just naturally kind of sexy. Not even put on. She was just, you know, and that's the thing. I think a lot of people, you talk about Miley Cyrus and all this, like, twerking crap.

You know, people just try way too hard. And she doesn't have to. No, not at all. She can just walk around and she's just kind of sexy. She's wearing like sweatpants and something and she puts on a pair of high heels and walks out and it's like the sexiest thing you've seen. You're like, oh my God, I'm going to do that. Like it's like. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, you're pretty damn sexy yourself. I've told you that a million times. Some of the nicest legs in show business that I've seen. And I've seen millions. I've told you that. You told me that, yeah. Thank you very much. You're very welcome.

And so the show comes out September 30. It's going across the country. What times is it come on again? Is it 8.30. 8.30. And it's sandwiched between two really big sitcoms, right? We really do. How I met your mother.

Yeah. And then we're 830 and then two broke girls. Two broke girls. So two powerhouse shows. We're sandwiched in the middle. And really we're proud of this show because it's really the first American-style sitcom ever done in Canada with Canadian. actors, Canadian producers, Canadian creators, Canadian crew. I mean, it's shot in Canada.

100% Canadian. And, you know, I got to say, I've lived down in the States for a long time. I've always been a proud Canadian, but doing something that was so Canadian like that really, like, brought the pride up, you know? Everyone was really, yeah, I think you just said it perfectly and we're all really, really proud of it. And, you know, I think that working in L.A. for so long and having to come down here to work to be able to go home and do something on such a large scale and something that was like truly Canadian and I think it's just yeah it was cool it was cool and uh so we're hoping all you Canadian folks listen uh everybody watch watch and support and hopefully we get a season two out of it and uh tell your Canadian friends and yeah spread the word and you know yeah tweet about

it blog about it post about it yeah yeah it's it's a it's a funny show we're we're I'm pretty critical of my own work. I don't usually, I don't spout off about it unless I actually think it's good or worthy of spouting off about it. And I got to be honest, going up to Canada, we don't have a reputation for the best TV. And I was a little bit. That's an understanding. Yeah, I was a little bit worried. Right.

I think everyone was in the same boat. We were like, no, you don't know what we're getting into. Yeah. But we had a showrunner with a lot of experience with American sitcoms, And I think that was what tipped the balance for me, at least, to do it. And despite all that trepidation, it came out really, really good. I'm proud of what we did. So, yeah, tune in, gang.

Really, really proud. I think everyone's going to love it. Yeah. And like I said, it's Julia, myself, Eugene Levy, Canadian comedy legend from Second City and American Pie. Pamela Anderson, you all know. And then we have Randall Edwards, who was one of the kids on DeGrizzan, DeGrassy High back in the day and Jane Malone an up and coming

hilarious stand-up comic from Halifax. Yeah. So it's just, it's amazing how many funny people they got. Yeah. You know, like and we did this like crazy chemistry read and got everyone together, but we don't, not only do we just gel and mash really well together, everyone individually is hysterical.

Yeah, it's really, really worked well. So tune in folks. We're obviously very excited about it. Yeah, September 30th. Hey, here's kind of of a weird question, but I think this has happened to everyone. I'm going to ask Caitlin, too. Have you ever got something caught in your hair? Something ever, like, weird, like landed in your hair or on your head?

Like something flinged out of the air or a bug or something bizarre, like your friends ever throw anything at your... Because you got long hair, and I'm thinking at some point something weird must have happened with that hair. I just got back from Burning Man, and I got a fan caught in my hair. Wait, what? Then I cut it out of my hair What kind of fan? It's just a little one of those little blow fans That hangs around your

Oh, the handheld little fans Just to cool yourself down Because it's freaking hot out there Yeah And so I was just like really really hot So I pulled my hair up And then the front of mine was just You know

Blowing the back of my neck Yeah Cool me down And it got a little too close And I was like And it just like It made this pitiful sound I was like

And you feel it pulling And I literally had to Get to cut my hair To cut a fan out of your hair I just cut a fan out of my hair. See? That's recent. A week ago.

Oh, wow. See, how timely are my questions? Caitlin, anything weird ever? If not in your hair, like on your skin or anything ever, like just someone throw like jello or something? Like, even when you're a kid, it seems like everybody's had something bang into them. Yeah, for sure. One time a friend of mine, a bird pooped on him. Yeah.

And then some, like, bird poop splatter got onto me. Which is not very fun. Wow, that had to be a big bird poo. It's huge. Was there an ostrich flying over your house or something? No, it was a Canada goose, actually. Oh, man, they're nasty. Yeah, they are.

A Canadian goose. Were they flying in a V? Or was it just one, like a solo? Oh, wow. And where'd the poo hit your friend? Like all of his back, like his shoulder. Oh. Like on the swings.

Oh. Oh. Like on the farm, like, way long ago. So it exploded. and went all over you. She got Canadian goose crapshrapnol. Oh, my God. Oh, man, that's like you might have that post-traumatic stress syndrome like the guys from Vietnam.

Do you go for, do you go for, like, goose counseling and stuff? I did. I mean, I had a really tough time with it, but I'm getting over it. She's finally, you know, coming out of her shell and, like, you know, feeling better about herself. Can you imagine if you were in goose counseling one day and your doctor's like, Now, Caitlin, tell me how you feel today. And you're like, well, doctor, I feel pretty good. And then all of a sudden he just goes, aflack!

How pissed would you be? So pissed. Now let's move on to something that I find fascinating. And I don't know. I know you like to get your mind out there. Julia writes poetry and stuff and kind of expands her brain, which I like. But this is for real. Apparently, they are selling now to people one-way trips to Mars.

I know. Have you heard about this? Absolutely, yeah. What are your thoughts? First of all, would you do it? No, I wouldn't do it. Not at this point of my life. I'm 28.

I'm not going to, like, spend the rest of my life on Mars. Yeah, because it's a one-way ticket. Like, there's no coming back. I mean, I think technically you could make it back, but when you got back to Earth, your bones and your muscles wouldn't be able to stand the gravity anymore. and you would just like die. Oh, really? Like a mummy.

If I'm wrong, someone, like, correct me, but that's what that was my understanding. Oh, wow. So, no, not at this point in my life. But, I mean, if I was, you know, if I had, like, felt like I've lived my life on Earth and I wanted to discover another place, I would love to do it. But, yeah, I'm going to try to get more package deal done. Yeah. A couple more seasons of that.

Sure. Talk about it. Do you think you'd be the first person to twerk on Mars? Ooh. Yeah, I would be. for sure because like those people would be like scientists and stuff and I'd go up there just like oh she just did a mini

twerk gang she just did a mini twerk in the seat maybe like in the Guinness book world record yeah first twer on Mars yeah now what if you got off the ship and the first guy you met off the ship was a super douche oh see that would

you know and you're stuck there like there's like 20 people and one of them like probably more than one would be yeah see if I could choose who Or I had at least a say, I knew who's going to be up there. And I could say, well, depending on who's up there, I'll go or not. Because it's a huge, yeah. Okay, what about this?

There's always a silver lining. What if the first guy you meet is a super douche, but he has medium nuts? Compromise. It's always about a compromise. Yeah. And, I mean, if I'm on Mars, you know, you've got to probably get some loving somewhere. So, yeah, I'd feel right with that. You'd be all right if you had medium nuts.

Yeah, medium nuts? I don't think there's a lot of guys with medium nuts who are super duches. The two just don't go hand in hand, you know? Oh, so you think the big. nutted guys are the super duches. Right. Or would the guy with the little nuts because he's kind of a little more

of a wuss, is he the super douche? They both are, maybe, and then the medium nuts is like more normal and not so douchy. Wow. This is really getting scientific. I should take that back.

I'm going to be a scientist too. I'm going to be a scientist about super duches on Mars, so I totally would fit into that crowd. That's amazing, though. It's interesting that you would, be willing to go later on in your life if if and kaitland would you do it if you know regardless of age i don't know i mean it would be cool i like space and stuff but i mean earth is kind of falling apart too it is what do you mean i don't know what are you talking what do you how much time

do we have here that scared me let me crack over there run get my ass to that rocket ship now I don't know Maybe someday Wow She doesn't sound very convinced No Like Julie you were just ready to go When the time's right

Well I mean Someone says hey do you want to live on Mars Like if there was like a little colony set up there Yeah Like people had jobs and kind of like You know Like the mall Well yeah

It was almost kind of like I was going to say The Walking Dead and they have that little town and everyone has like little jobs to do to like make the town go. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's kind of exciting. So if you had, I mean, if you didn't have anything here on Earth, which is probably not possible, you know, but if you don't. It would be like Mars attacks, but opposite Earth attacks. Oh, I see.

So Earth's taking over Mars. Yeah. I better be good to do, too, if you're like sick and you're like, you know what? I got two years to live. Screw it. I'm going to go die on Mars. Well, what about you? You asked us.

I think I'd do it. too i've got that kind of exploration bug inside me you know i and that's so crazy it's not like let's go to africa it's like you like yeah yeah but i think i'm like you i'd wait till i was a little older and feel like you know i've i've probably got like 10 to five years left to live how much more can i really accomplish why not go out with a big bang you know yeah that's what i do i mean i feel like if anyone who's sort of young goes there would probably regret it because you have to see Earth and the little time like

oh Earth you know like I might have been like all the things you can do yeah so I think that when I'm older I'd go and then I'd try to impregnate as many women as I could so that most of the early early history of Mars would be I'd be like traced as like

you know Adam and Eve we had on Earth I could be like Adam except to be Harland that has a nice ring to it Harland and, but who would the girl be? Harland and Zelda? I don't know who the girl. But I would definitely try to, you know, get that gone.

Yeah, now that's really interesting. I wonder. Well, speaking of interesting, gang, we are at the one of the funnest parts of the show. We're at the end of the show where we play our amazing game on the Harland Highway too soon or not too soon. You're both going to play. All you have to do is I'm going to give you an. an event and you have to answer too soon or not too soon. Okay.

And it doesn't hurt your cause if you answer to with that inflection, like, too soon or not too soon. Okay. Are you ready to play? Too soon. Yeah. That's nice. Ready to play, girls? Oh, too soon.

Oh, too soon. Nice. Yeah. You got it. You got it. All right. So I'm going to ask each of you separate. And you got four chances.

Let's see who the winner will be out of the two lovely sisters here. How do you know who's the winner? Well, whoever gets the answer is right. I'm going to tell you, you have to answer, and I'll tell you if you're right, whether it was too soon or not too soon. So here we go. First question, too soon, not too soon. Play along at home, if you like.

Here we go. Question one. I'll start with you, Julia. Too soon or not too soon. You buy a canoe. You paint it to look. like an exact replica of the Titanic, go to the North Pole,

paddle as fast as you can, and ram into an iceberg. Too soon or not too soon? Too soon. If you need to hear it again, let me know. I had no idea what you said. Caitlin got it. Okay.

Here we go. Question number one again. I didn't say this would be easy. No, I feel like. You buy a canoe. You paint it to look like an exact replica of the Titanic. Go to the North Pole and paddle as fast as you can and ram it into an iceberg. Too soon or not too soon?

Julia Voth. Too soon. That's your answer? Okay. Caitlin? Too soon or not too soon? Are there like camera crews there? Like, do people know that I'm doing this?

You can't ask questions. You don't get questions, just too soon. And please try to not talk through the flesh of a dog. She's like, got to, her mouth is covered by a chihuahua. I'm going to also say too soon. Too soon. I mean, Titanic had a long time ago, but it's pretty bad. You're both right.

You both one out of one. Too soon was the answer for that one. Moving on to question two. Here we go. So, question two, you dress up like Miley Cyrus, go to the Arizona desert, and shred your ass twerking in a cactus patch. Too soon or not too soon? Not too soon. Wait, Caitlin?

Not too soon. Ooh, girls, you're both wrong. What? Yeah, too soon. Yeah. Yeah. So you're one? You've got one out of two.

I don't understand how like... one out of two you got two whoa look at their contesting they want a slow motion video review too soon or not too soon not too soon don't get wrong sorry it stands you got two more questions you're tied question three too soon or not too soon you bump into tom brady and jazelle on a beach You throw Brady down, and as you make love to him, you turn to Giselle and say, Love you in the new Victoria's Secret Catalog. Now, can you go get me a hot dog on a stick and a pink lemonade as I power slam your husband in the sand, bitch? Wow, that's an aggression.

I know. I don't write these too soon or not too soon. Yeah, that one's a toughie. Oh, yeah. As I power slam your husband in the sand, Biot. Tom Brady is the quarterback for the New England Patriots, and Gisela is the supermodel, as you know, from... Go get me a corn dog on a stick and a pink lemonade

as I power slam your husband in the sandbiot. Not too soon. Not too soon, Caitlin. Oh, Caitlin is right. It's too soon, much too soon. Who decides whether it's right or wrong? The answers are here on the page. I'm sorry.

So Caitlin takes the lead two to one. Julia Voth, you have one chance to tie it up or your sister wins outright. Here we go. The last question, ladies and gentlemen, Julia and Caitlin Voth, you go to Syria and you say you want, chemical weapons? I got your chemical weapons. And you spray everybody with Madonna's personal

fragrance, truth or dare? Not too soon. Not too soon. Caitlin? Let me read it one more time. You go to Syria and say, you want chemical weapons? I got your chemical weapons. And you spray everybody with Madonna's personal fragrance, truth or dare. Too soon or not too soon? I'm going to say too soon again. You are correct.

Julia Voth. Your sister... Why would that be wrong? Because that's like, it's funny. I don't, I don't, I don't, these are the answers. Your sister got, she's twerking in the chair. Caitlin is twerking in the chair. Julie is twerking in the chair.

It's a double twerkup. I'm twerking in the chair. We're all twerking in the chair. And I just threw my ass out. Ow. Hey, what a powerful ending to the show. That game, I mean. That was intense.

I've never. And the twerk off. And your sister came through in the end, won the round. Congratulations. But good for you, guys. It was a great game of too soon or not too soon. I want to thank my very first co-host of the Harland Highway, Julia Voth, and her sister,

Caitlin for being here. Thank you. Julia, tell the folks where they can see you. I don't know how much you want to share, but tell folks I think you have a great show on the internet called Project Sierra, which is a web series. And if there's anything else you want to promote before we close it up, please, this is your chance. Sure. Well, yeah, like you said, Project Sarah is out, and I guess you can follow me on Twitter. Easy, just at Julia Voss.

Pretty simple. I also got on Instagram and I got a Facebook. all just Julia Boff, pretty straightforward, nothing too crazy. And I post all my new stuff on there all the time and pictures and videos and pictures of chicken. Yeah, her little dog chicken. And Julie was also, for you movie buffs out there, she was one of the stars, the female leads and the cult movie bitch slapped. Yeah. Which just on the name alone, you've got to rent that movie.

But one last time, let's plug our sitcom package deal for all you Canadians. out there. Julia and I invite you. We implore you. Please check it out. September 30th, package deal on City TV, and it'll be at 8.30 every Monday from there on in after September 30th. And we're super excited about it. Check it out. It's Julia, myself, Jay Malone, Randall Edwards, Eugene Levy, Pamela Anderson, all Canadian. A hundred percent Canadian product. Help support the Canadian cause. Bring real television, real sitcoms to Canada, and we'll be grateful if you check it out. Julia, thanks for being here. Thanks for having me. What a treat, Caitlin. Thank you. Thank you so much. This is awesome. Congratulations on your big win.

Yes, congratulations, Kate. I won't be a loser. Oh, geez. I'm so happy. Yes. All right, girls. Well, that's it. Hey, this is Harlan Williams. You've been listening to the Harlan highway with my co-host Julia Voth and her sister Caitlin Voth and we're done guys check out package deal

and until next time chicken chowmaine baby