The Harland Highway - 564 - Phone SCAM madness, CREEPY sushi story.

Episode Date: March 24, 2014

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Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Do we do this Pat podcast or not? This is a weird one. It's a weird one. There's some weird stuff going on. There's some weird weirdness in the air. I'm going to be telling you about a very strange story. Some real creepiness that happened to me.

I was out for dinner with a friend and some real like hillbilly deliverance kind of John Wayne Gacy serial killer stuff was going on in the restaurant, right right in front of my eyes. And it all ended with me calling the police. It was very strange. And then also, I'm going to talk to you about a little phone confrontation I had with the good folks at a famous fast food delivery service. These people were trying to get a little too much information out of me. and I found it a little kind of freaky so we're going to talk about that I'm going to take a phone call from you guys

and also at the end of the show going to play a little bit of my live stand-up go out with a little chuckle at the end of the show and well we always go out with a chuckle what am I talking about you know why you go out with a chuckle because you're on the craziest highway in the world craziest podcast in the world this is ladies gentlemen, the Harland Highway You just made a wrong turn

onto the Harland Highway I am out here for you You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you It's like I picked the wrong week for smoke I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown I amuse you Like I took the wrong week, quick drink

I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking amuse you You're riding down the Harland Highway With Harland Williams I buy that for a dollar What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice. Steak, fish. Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

It's like I picked the wrong week to quit am fit of me. She's got a thought for Samantha. Something to say. Welcome to the Harland Highway. Get the wrong week, quick, you get the wrong week, quick you have to do. Welcome to the Harland Highway. Hello, everybody. This is me, Mr. Harland Williams. How are you today?

Everybody doing good. I certainly hope so. Why am I talking like that? I don't know. Why do I do anything I do? Here's a kooky story that kind of plays into the whole marketing, secret marketing agenda that I think most places have nowadays, okay? I don't know if you've noticed, but when you go to a department store to buy clothing

or you go somewhere to buy stuff at Home Depot or wherever you go, a bookstore, wherever, a lot of times just very casually, let's go, okay, that's $12.99. And can I have your phone number, please? You're like, wait, what? Your phone number, please? Well, I just bought a pair of pants. Yes, I need your phone number. well why well in case we need to call the pants

the pants might have separation anxiety from our store and they might need comforting plus they might need to get in touch with us if they're not happy with you oh well here's my phone number thank you and i find it a little invasive a little personal a little weird that that uh department stores and bookstores and places like that or asking for your phone number. You know, there's nothing good that can come out of that. Like, long before anyone had cell numbers, you know,

you never went shopping back in the day. And, you know, the guy at the JC Penny was like, well, golly, sure hope you like your new shorts there. And, by golly, could you give us your landline number? just so we can call it and check up on you now and then. No, they didn't do it. Because a cell number is probably attached to so many other things. A cell number gets into your cell phone,

which probably gets into your everything that's going on in your cell phone, which includes your contacts and your Googles and your Facebookies and your Twitties and all your little goodies. You know, there's just nothing good. So they try to get email information. They try to get phone numbers. And here's what happened to me the other day. And this was hilarious.

This just played into this whole, we need your phone number, bull crap. So I'm out of town. I'm in Texas. And I'm kicking around my hotel room. I didn't see anything I liked on the room. service menu. I thought, yeah, you know what? I haven't ordered a pizza in forever. I'm going to call Papa Johns, because they do it right, or whatever their slogan is. So I call up Papa Johns and go, yeah, I'd like to order a pizza, blah, blah, blah.

And the guy goes, okay, what's your order? I give him my order. He goes, okay, I need your phone number. And I go, well, well, I'm just over here at the hotel right around the corner from you, the blah, blah, blah. hotel and here's the number he goes no no no I need your cell number and I just said oh I don't have a cell you know I lied to him because I'm like why does it need my cell number I'm at a hotel with a landline with a number he asked for my phone number it doesn't mean I have to give him my personal number so I go yeah I don't have a cell and he goes oh you know what this is going to be a real problem then I go why is it going to be a big problem. He goes, well, we need

to have your, we need to have your personal number. Then I go, well, I'm at the hotel. Here's the hotel number. He goes, yeah, this is going to be, this is going to make things real hard. And I said, how? He goes, yeah, we need, we need your direct number, your personal number. I said, dude, I'm staying at the hotel. Here's my room number. Here's my name. And here's the

phone number and the address of the hotel. I'm the hotel and he goes yeah i know we're right around the corner i've been delivered over there a million times i said okay and he goes yeah we it's going to be a real headache for us it's going to be like all this BS just to try and get my cell phone number and in my head i'm sitting on the line with this guy going dude i've ordered pizzas from you a hundred times at hotels and what you do is you get the address and the phone number of the hotel my name and my room number, and you bring the damn pizza over. And this was the first time that I'd ever have them kind of insist on my cell phone number.

And I said, well, I don't have a cell phone number. I wasn't going to give it to him. And he was like, okay, what room number again? I told him, he goes, okay, we'll be there in 40 minutes. And I knew the whole thing was just a scam. And it made me very uncomfortable. And it obviously was probably something that came down. from above you know it's probably part of their their mandate is probably part of their

policy they order their employees to get that damn cell number and I found it very creepy and very uh kind of deceitful and I didn't like the way the guy made it sound so uber important what the hell do you want with my cell numbers does it go into Papa John's black book Papa John's is sitting up at night all horny and oh who should I call this time oh this guy looks good yeah hello yeah this is uh this is Papa John you like pepperoni yeah how about some double baking It's like, Papa John turns out to be an old pervert or something. How about restraining order, John?

How about that, Papa? So anyways, you know, just so you know, you never have to give out your cell phone number to anyone. They always make it sound like they have to. But you know what? Their job is to take your money. Once you tell them it's cash, whether you're at the department store, the grocery store,

all you're doing is making a financial exchange, all right? They're giving you goods, you're paying them for the goods. You're under no obligation to give them your personal phone number. For what reason? When you go and fill up with gas at the gas station, you run into the attend, go, hey, man, I just filled her up. Here's my number. 395-2475-75-1.

Thanks a lot. okay we got your number go ahead you sure you got it yeah oh yeah we got your phone number you just go on now we're gonna call you soon check up on you see how you like your gasoline okay thanks you got it we'll be calling you okay okay yeah ring jingling okay we're gonna call you yeah okay i got it yeah you get you get on the road now maybe at our next gas station yeah you give him your phone number down there too so they have that number two okay okay we soon we got all we got you all kinds oh you hear me man all kinds of our gas stations got your phone number okay yeah i got it and where you're at it why why don't you stop there's a papa john across the street why

you jump in there and give papa john your number he gonna call you tonight he got pepperoni what oh he got big old pepperoni for you he's going to be breathing all heavy and shit he's going to be saying you like you like Papa John pepperoni you like Papa John mushroom cap how about some double bacon Papa John got some double bacon right here for you

he got some tomato okay I'm out of here thanks okay we'd be calling you you can count on that now we'll be calling you checking on your JC Penny trousers your new slacks How did you know I got new slacks?

You just don't worry now. All these here phone number, we connect them all out. We know everything about you. We know who you were talking to on Twitter. We know who you talking to on Facebook. Oh, yeah, man. We know all's about you. You're fucked for life.

So anyways, just don't let them con you into getting information that they don't deserve. Just to make sure you got this kind of public service message for me about not giving your phone number, call me and leave me your number. Just kidding. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Who wants to have better sex? No?

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entire performance as you carved me up with your laughter. Wow. Okay. Brain Park there. Anyway, you were just phenomenal. I'm so thankful. I finally got to see you live. And secondly, I want to tell you how delightful it was that you had your sister on the other day. It was very easy to tell where a part, possibly a seed of the Harlan Williams' humor came from. It did not fall too far from that tree. And the two of you together were hilarious. I would love to have her back on the podcast at some other point. Anyway, so besides that one brain fart, glad I got to call.

You are phenomenal, Harlan. I just love listening to your podcast. Cannot wait to see you do your stand-up again. Take care and have a great day. Oh, Gabriel, thank you. What a kind, kind message. You know, I love it when people come to my stand-up shows and, you know, they're just, they're crying with the tears of laughter.

That's what I aim to do, and that sounds like Gabriel got hit with the comedy I was shoveling out, and I'm so glad you liked it. And I just wanted to reference your reference to my sister, my little sister being on the show. Yeah, that was kind of out of the box for me. I've never really had anyone from my direct family, any of my siblings on the show before. So I didn't know how it was going to go, but Gabriel, there were many, many other people who wrote in or called in and left messages about how much they enjoyed my little sister, Barbara. on the show so uh yeah we will do it again one day um i don't know when she'll be back to visit me i don't get to see her all that much but uh you know what it was such a hit that uh

we will get barbara back on here and in the meantime uh please remember to go and uh check out her artwork at her uh at her uh site that i left i don't have it with me like an idiot but it's on the original podcast with me and her you can look at her her great artwork and see it in her online store. But thanks, Gabriel. Appreciate the compliments and passed your message along to my sister. She was tickled pink. She was very happy to hear that people enjoyed her visit.

I think she was a little uncertain of doing it. I don't think she's ever done anything like that before. And so I think it made her happy that a lot of people like yourself enjoy. it so uh thanks for the feedback buddy and uh keep on rocking now i want to take you guys to a scenario that uh god it was creepy this is a creepy story this is a true story and uh you know every now and then you you know as human beings we we uh we find ourselves in a creepy situation and let me tell you what happened to me okay uh i'm out with a friend A friend of mine was visiting, and we decided to go out and get some sushi, and we go to this sushi place that I like to go to.

And, you know, it was totally casual. We were just sitting there, the two of us, laughing and having a bite to eat. And I noticed sitting behind her, there was a table of two guys, you know, over or up against the wall. on the other side of the restaurant, not too far from me. And I'd say if you had to measure it out, I'd say they were, I don't know, 20 feet away maybe, maybe 15 feet away. And it was an odd couple. It was an older guy that looked to be about maybe 45 or 50, bald, kind of a shifty looking guy. And then the other guy was his really tall, skinny white dude.

they're both white and the tall skinny guy like was really skinny and was had kind of like baggy clothes on and a baseball cap and a and a kind of a baggy jean jacket and he had a buzz cut and he had like a kind of some kind of weird tattoo behind his ear and he looked kind of comatose he was just kind of sitting there kind of like staring off into space and i kind of noticed them right when we walked in and so they were kind of behind us so we sat down to uh you know to eat and uh the bald guy the older guy like went out the door and disappeared but they left all their food sitting on the table and and then all of a sudden a few minutes later the tall skinny kid stands up and kind of walking like a guy walking in his sleep like just kind of in a daze he just slowly walks through the whole restaurant

back towards the bathrooms. Okay? And then a few minutes later, he walks back out just as slowly, and as he's walking back out, he walks past this, I see sticking out of his waistband a huge knife blade. Okay, he's got a great big knife blade, and the handle of the knife. Have you ever seen brass knuckles?

It's like forged metal, and there's like four or five holes for the fingers to go through. Brass knuckles are an old, like, weapon that guys use to beat the crap out of each other. So the handle on this knife blade, which is pretty much like a hunting knife blade, the handle was a welded on, like, brass knuckle thing. So it was very intimidating, and it wasn't in a holster or in a sheath or anything. It was literally sticking out of the waistband right over his front right pocket of his jeans. and so here's this kind of comatose guy who looks like he's in a daze

kind of looks a bit like a skin head and he drifts back to his table and I'm like geez so then I start scanning the room to see who's where and I kind of figure out where I'm at logistically and I'm thinking okay what's my first line of defense if this guy like decides to go berserk how close is the next chair I can grab

or how far can I jump or how many other men or women in the restaurant can I wrangle together to bring this guy to the ground? Like your wheels start turning. These days there's so many nuts out there that I just don't take nuts for granted anymore. When I see someone that's a little off,

I do the Jason Bourne thing. Remember that scene from the hotel? Jason Bourne. I was in Europe and he has to go to a hotel lobby and he scans the room and he knows where everybody is and what they're wearing. So I start doing that stuff when I see suspicious people because I'm like, you know what? This day at age, it seems like stuff's going down all the time. So this guy goes and sits down and my friend's talking to me and she's saying stuff and I'm kind

of nodding my head. I'm like, yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Okay, yeah, absolutely. and I really wasn't hearing a word she was saying because I was busy watching this guy and then this guy gets up again this guy gets up again and does the same trip to the bathroom

just this lackadaisical, really weird, meandering, really slow and I can see all the waitresses at the sushi restaurant are just like kind of really watching this guy and kind of stepping around them and they're really uncomfortable. He's in the restaurant. I don't think anyone else is really catching it

because everyone else is engaged in their dinner friends and their meals. But this guy just happened to be over my friend's shoulder, so I saw this thing playing out, and I don't think anyone else really noticed the big knife, the Rambo knife the guy had. And so no word of a lie. This guy probably got up five or six times

and did this walk to the bathroom. Okay? And finally, I told my friend, because she could tell I was distracted. Like, I could tell she was like, this ass isn't even listening to me. And so I said, look, I don't want to alarm you, but there's this scenario going on back here and blah, blah, blah. And so I told her when the time was right to turn around, when I knew that he wouldn't be able to see her looking at him. And sure enough, she turned around and saw the knife and she saw the weird guy.

And then, so he goes back after his sixth visit to the bathroom. He sits down, and then the older guy comes back in out of nowhere. And now he's got a great big backpack. He's got a big black backpack. I'm like, what the hell? Where did that come from? Who brings a full backpack to a sushi restaurant? So he sits down.

They don't even talk. It's really creepy. They're just sitting there, and you can almost feel like a, weird unspoken energy between them and so they sit there they don't even talk and every time this guy would sit down he would take one bite of sushi and then put it down get up and go so the bald guy comes in puts down the backpack and i'm like uh-oh i'm thinking unabomber or something okay the kid gets up takes a bite of his sushi gets up goes to the bathroom and here's where it gets even weirder and I swear to God this isn't made up.

This is totally true. The bald guy, when the tall, skinny zombie boy walked to the bathroom, the bald guy pulled out a small vial, okay? I'm talking a vial. I'm not talking about a bottle. I'm not talking about a jar. I'm talking about how many people do you know that carry around a vial? It was a little tiny glass vial with a little tiny lid on it, and it was full of powder.

The guy leans over the table, and like you'd see in a spy movie, he starts tapping the vial and white powders going into the skinny kid's Coke while he's at the bathroom. And I'm like, what the f? I'm like, what's going on here, man? I'm getting really creeped out And then I start trying to piece it together I'm like, okay, I'm a detective So either this guy's like trying to kill this kid Or then I go, well, wait a minute This kid's in like a zombie-like state

And he's clearly with this guy It's not against his will I mean, the tall skinny kid's got a great big hunting knife So you got to go, who's the imminent danger here? The bald guy with the vial or Boo Radley with his Rambo knife. It's not my war, US me, I didn't ask you. So then all of a sudden, I'm switching gears

and I'm thinking, oh God, maybe they've got some kind of weird kinky sexual thing going where this guy's, like I kept thinking back to the Jeffrey Dahmer stuff and the John Wayne Gacy thing where he would handcuff kids in his attic and drug them and kind of zombify them and abuse them if you've ever watched any documentaries on these guys or if you ever read about them a lot of these serial killer guys is they they drug up

their victims or they shoot them up and they kind of turn them into these like living zombies and then molest them and slowly torture them and murder them it's hideous so all this started going into my head and i'm like well what if this guy setting the skinny kid up who was a lot younger to be murdered or then I thought well what if they're in it together what if what if they're doing some kind of weird kinky like

master slave dominant subservient like kind of kinky love relationship where where this older guys you know he's like this old perv and he's got he's got the young guy

kind of in this zombie sex slave state of mind but for some reason gives them a rambo knife you ask me i didn't ask you it's not my war so yeah if you can imagine i'm totally freaked out and now i see i see the waitresses are getting even more like kind of nervous about these two and and no one's sitting near them they're on kind of they're in like another wing of the restaurant so there's no one around them

I have a clear-cut view to them. And then here's what's really weird. I think the bald guy saw me looking at him when he poured the stuff in the guy's drink. And so after a few minutes, I saw him purposely reach across the table, and it looked like he kind of faked taking a sip out of the Coke through a straw, as if to if I could get into his head he'd be like

uh oh that guy over there saw me put the uh pour the poison into my buddy's drink I'll reach over pretend to sip out of the straw because you know why would I sip poison my own poison if it was poison I wouldn't take a sip of that coat you know and it totally looked like he was acting and putting it on and then I got even more weirded out and so I was thinking man I should call the police

Because believe it or not, I actually started to worry about the deliverance kid. You know, the zombie sex slave Rambo guy. Not my wall, you ask me, I don't ask you. Nothing is over, nothing. You just don't shut it off. You know? The kid that creeped me out initially walking around a sushi restaurant, like the living dead, with a knife that can skin a moose.

you know this guy i'm worried he's about to stab my dinner guest in the back now i'm picturing him handcuffed in this uh bald guy's attic having his genitals played with well this guy cuts him cuts his abdomen open with a with a box cutter or something sick and perverted and these references go back to uh the john wayne gasey geoffrey dalmer crap you read about ugh so needless to say i was just completely like wigged out and freaked out my hairs were up my nerves were up i was on total like alert i felt like my legs had coils in like you don't want a rattle snake coils up before it strikes i felt like the muscles in my legs were coiled up and if this gave

it reached for his knife i was going to like you know fly out of my chair and clock him with a chair or something. I was ready to friggin go. And I was based on that on the kid was so comatose. I figured if he pulled his knife his reaction time would be so slow. I mean, how fast

can a zombie fight, you know? So anyways, it was just the creepiest weirdest dinner. And once I told my friend about it, she was like completely weirded out. So when I finished my dinner, I saw the guys they left about five 10 minutes before we did and I saw the big bald guy pay with a credit card I saw him sign his signature so I'm like okay that ties them to a place in time if I call

the police they could always come and check the the guy's credit card receipt and figure out you know who he is so I leave the restaurant I get in my vehicle with my friend and I call 911 and they're like nine one mind can we help you and i said yeah i'd like to uh report some very suspicious activity and like uh go ahead sir so i kind of give them the the abbreviated version of what i just told you you know i did it in about 30 seconds and they're like okay hold on for our hollywood department sir so i'm like oh well i'm thinking in my head if i'm calling 911 wouldn't I'd be calling through to the most local branch of 911. I mean, I'm in Hollywood.

If you call 911, wherever you are, I don't expect to be picking up the police station in Maine. Yeah, this is the main, sheriff. How can we help you? Oh, yeah, Sheriff, I got a bald guy and a zombie at a sushi restaurant with a rambo knife and a vial full of poison. Okay, would you like to bring you some blueberries?

I'm sorry? Well, we're all over here in Maine on the East Coast. We can get there probably next week. We can bring some real nice pies and some cobbler for you, if you like. No, that's okay. So anyways, I tell the story to this 911 operator. She goes, okay, let me transfer you to the Hollywood Department. And I'm going, oh, okay.

So they transferred me to the quote, unquote, Hollywood Department. 911, what's your emergency? See, yeah, I got a walking dead zombie having yellow tail and salmon. And Uncle Fester is trying to handcuff him in the attic with poison. And he's probably going to skid him alive with an elk hunting knife. And then this lady goes, okay, let me transfer you to our other dispatch. And I'm like, wait, what? So now that 911's transferring me to the third 911 call.

And I'm like, okay, I guess no one's really worried about zombie boy getting eaten alive by Baldi Big Shot. So then all of a sudden I got this is the, this is the Hollywood 911 police department. Thank you for calling 911. We are unable to take your call right now. All our lines are busy. please stay on hold or call back and we'll it was like wait a minute what what am i what am i calling hewlett packard and ordering uh ink cartridge replacements here what do you mean what you'll be the third caller through what do you mean call back i've got a i've got a the deer

hunter about to be eaten alive by uh tally savallis in there okay so at the end of the day i tried to do a good deed look i tried to look out for this creepy kid and at the end of the day i couldn't even leave a message i went through three nine one ones and i just went out forget it i told the story twice and then the third time they said there's no one available i started thinking what the hell what if i was shot in the head and i had to go through three three freaking 911 calls, and then at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, we're closed. Yeah, I know it's an emergency line, but, you know, what is emergency?

You know, emergency air quotes emergency. I mean, is there really any emergencies in the vast expanse of the universe? Is anything really that important? Call us back tomorrow. If you're still shot in the head, you know, maybe we'll be. will come out and if you need surgery see if there's anyone in the restaurant with a caribou skinning knife maybe they can amputate your legs or something so there you go there's my creepy creepy dinner story that led nowhere i didn't get any help i didn't get any so i don't know

what happened who knows the fate of these people Who knows what their creepy relationship is? Who knows what was in the black duffel bag or the black knapsack? Who knows it was in the vial that he dumped in the kid's coke? Who knows what the giant hunting knife was for? Who knows why the creepy children of the corn kid was like walking around in a coma? Who knows? Why did he get up and go to the bathroom nine times?

What was he doing in there? A lot of unanswered questions. The only question that God answered is, will I ever go for sushi again? Oh, hell no. Well, you can always call Papa Jones because we got your number. Oh, shut up. Fuck you. So there you go, man.

Roger, let's move on. I got to stop thinking of this creepy dinner story. We're moving on. Hat, in French chatechapel, in Spanish, El Gatto in a sombrero. And I'll tell you something more. Now you'll listen to me good. In German, I'm a casser, and that is my huts. Is that not a casserhout?

Yeah, that is a catterhunt. Cassehut. Cassehut. Yeah, that is a casserhut. Those fucking guys at the drive-thru ain't too smart, aren't I? Have to go to night sco-skirt. to learn how to fucking understand. Can I get fries with that, please?

Thank you, Charlie Brown's teacher. Oh, yeah, the drive-thru, they always got that little sign-up, no vehicle, no service, huh? So this is what I did, I went out, I bought myself a Wonder Woman costume. Now I just throw it on, walk up to the window. The lady says, where's your vehicle? I say, I'm in my invisible jet asshole. Give me my goddamn curly fries. I've been cleared for a liftoff.

Hello! Come on, Zit face, get it into gear. Zip face, get it into gear, zip face. God, I learned to read. read braille so I could walk up to pimply-faced teenagers and read their cheeks. They all say the same thing. You're not getting laid into your 42. A kid walking down the street today had a zit-so pussie. There was a hummingbird flying in front of it. Yeah, yeah, grown away. We'll leave the show on a groan.

I mean, what a show. We had the Papa John phone inspector guy. We got the creepy sushi story. I thought I'd end with a few giggles, so it wasn't so creepy. I hope you had a good time here at the Harlan Highway. Great having you guys here. I don't know if I always say that, but, you know, it is such a pledge, such a pledge to have you guys tuning in.

listening hope hoping i'm keeping a smile on your face um that's our show for today now unfortunately i don't have any announcements to make as far as my stand-up appearances because i am back in the studio shooting season two of my sitcom package deal uh unfortunately it's only airing in canada at the moment but i'm going to keep you posted uh as to when um you can see it down, hopefully on an American network or on Netflix or Hulu or something. In fact, I know you can see it if you

go on the internet and you type in your search engine just package deal sitcom on CDTV, it should bring you to a website where you can actually watch full episodes of the sitcom if you're so

inclined or interested. So we're starting season two, so I won't have any stand-up gigs for a little while, but you can always go into the store and buy merchandise at harloweems.com. Please join my YouTube channel. You just click when you're at harlewilms.com. That is free, and you will see all my wacky videos before everyone else does. And that's it, man.

That is it. Make sure you check out ATC.com. That's all thingscom. com, which is the podcast network where you can also find my podcast, lots of other funny people on there, of course. And that's it. That's all I got for the moment. So be sure to write me at harlunwilms.com or if you want to call me, just go to harlewilms.com

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And that money goes towards, you know, goes toward production of the old Harlan Highway. and that's it man tell your friends to get on the highway thank you so much for being here and until next time without anybody pouring any powder into it have a nice big bowl of chicken chalman baby