The Harland Highway - 565 - Missing Malasyian aircraft discussion, death of an old lady.

Episode Date: March 27, 2014

Today we discuss the mystery of the missing Malasyian aircraft. Aviation expert GUY FRIES comes in to talk about how the plane vanished. Also, an old lady is dead and guess where they find her? Roast beef reef!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

four, three, two, one, lift-off. We have liftoff. Well, I don't know why we'd have lift-off. This is a highway, not a launching pad. So welcome to the Harland Highway. We have ignition, I would say, not liftoff. Thanks for being here. We have a great show for you today. We have a crazy story about how somebody died and how, how how long it took for their body to be noticed that they were dead. Wait to hear this wacky story. And then we're also going to focus on the horrible Malaysian jetliner crash that happened and talk about the ridiculous news coverage of the event, the endless speculation and all the ridiculous coverage of the news story. believe we have an expert from the jet propulsion laboratory in Pasadena, California will be coming in to try and give us clarity on what really happens.

And we'll have an aeronautics expert here to kind of really walk us through what really happened to this doomed jetliner. So a lot going on here today. Let's get going. Put your seatbelts on. This is the Harland Highway. You just made a wrong turn onto the Harland Highway. I am out here for you.

You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It's like I picked the wrong week for smoke. I'm funny how. I mean funny like I'm a clown. I amuse you. I'm like I pick the wrong week, quit drinking. I make you laugh. I'm here to fucking amuse you.

You're riding down the Harland Highway with Harland Williams. I'd buy that for a dollar. What was it we had for dinner tonight? Well, we had a choice. Make fish? Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. What do you mean funny?

Funny how? How am I funny? It's like I picked the wrong week when I'm in front of me. She's got a thought for Samantha thing to say. Welcome to the Harland Highway. Get the wrong week, question if you do. La, la, la, la. Okay, let's, what do you want to do, Raj?

Yeah, I agree. Okay, Roger's saying let's kick the show off with a wacky, wild news story. Yeah, hit the theme, Rod. The Harlan Highway. Question of the day. Okay, that's not it. That's the wrong jingle. Yeah, I said we're doing a wacky news story.

Don't worry about it. We'll just... Don't worry about it. I'm going to just keep going. We're doing a wacky news story, not the question of the day. So here it is. This one's kind of creepy. Check this one out.

A German woman dead. six months found in front of TV Ew Good Lord What the hell was she watching Wouldn't it be ironic If she was doing a marathon

Of watching The Walking Dead Like she just She watched She did one of those marathon sessions Where she watched like five seasons Back to back And she watched so many zombies That she turned into one

Here it is The corpse of a 66-year-old German woman who died more than six months ago was found in her apartment in front of a television set that was still on. Oh, God. Oh, God. I mean, what the hell was on when they found her? I certainly hope it wasn't an infomercial for skin care products. That would be just a cruel irony. Just really cruel. The Frankfurter reported this on

Tuesday. The woman in the town of Orboussel, Yars, she's from Orboussel, near Frankfurt, died of natural causes in a nightgown while watching TV. There was a program guide from September nearby, the newspaper said, describing the body as partially mummified. Oh my God

So see again If she was watching like Skincare Um Skincare infomercial That just would have been mean Or what about that Lifeline commercial They walk in and the Lifeline commercials on

I'm mummified and I can't get up I'm in my pink nightgown And I've been dead for six months I can't get up. I'm fallen, and I can get up. We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher. I'm a mummy. I can't get up. I mean, good Lord.

Imagine that. You're dead so long, but just automatically turn into a mummy? That's just, what was there a sand dune in her living room? Just turned into a mystical Egyptian mummy? Imagine the guys that kicked this. Doran. They must have been terrified. Yikes. That's Ust and Mommy.

Yikes. I love Dishing that and one's mummy. Rannin for his lifeens. His mommy comments from the

Pyramids of Frankfurtens. Houseliskly. Kloi. Police said residents in the 30 apartment block

had noticed an unpleasant smell on the staircase, but no one had informed the authorities, because I guess these people like a stink in their living quarters. Yeah, did you notice the smell out in the hallway? Yeah, I really like the smell. I think I won't say anything. It smells like old lady meat. Smells like rotted, corroded old lady meat permifying the air I like it so much I like it better than the smell

of the cabbage rolls coming from the Klaus' house so I won't say nothing to nobody I know nothing I see nothing I see nothing I was not here

I did not even get up this morning the landlord opened the apartment after noticing her mailbox jammed with uncollected letter Folks, haven't we heard this story of a million times over and over? When you smell, when you live in an apartment building, okay, you don't live in a fish processing plant,

you don't live in a slaughterhouse, you don't live in a grocery store, okay, when you smell rotting meat consistently for many days and weeks and months, you, you, you start, pardon this pun, sniffing around. Take a look, you know, follow your nose to the door. When you see a mailbox overflowing, plus rotted meat, that's like a math, that's like two plus two, overflowing mailbox plus rotted meat times Mrs. Gransky hasn't left her house in four.

months. Plus, there's maggots and blood coming out from under her door equals mummified old lady watching TV and nighty. I see nothing. Jeez. I must report this. So there you go. Just a crazy, cookey letter.

I remember when I was living in an apartment, when I was, like, in my 20s, I lived in an apartment in Toronto. and I had an old lady that lived next to me on either side, actually. I was sandwiched between two old ladies. And I found out one day that the same thing, they found one of my neighbors, this old lady, dead in her apartment. And I was probably like traveling on the road doing stand-up or whatever,

but I'm like, oh, God. It always creeped me out, man. I don't know if I want to end. I don't know if I want to end. I don't know if I want to die that way, man. I don't want to die just watching Wheel of Fortune or, you know, watching the prices right. Harlan Williams, come on up to heaven.

You're dead. Wait, what? Isn't he supposed to say, come on down? You're watching God now. Come on up. Oh, boy, I'm dead. I'd well can i go back into my body for a minute what for i don't want them to find me here in my pink nighty all right all right rog that's that's enough on that story it's too creepy

let's let's close it up play the theme buddy the harland highway question of the day no that's not it don't play don't play music to try and cover over stop it roger what's going on with you today man that was the wrong theme at the beginning and the end i'm moving on oh god well let's talk about uh let's talk about this uh Malaysian airline fiasco um you can't miss this thing it's like CNN and all the other news outlets it's it's just kind of disgusting how how these news outlets glam on to a story and just milk it like a, like picture a fat cow at the beginning of the day out in the field grazing, great big fat udders swinging under its belly on its abdomen. And then picture like a lineup of farmers 200 miles long and they just keep trying to squeeze

milk out of the teat and they squeeze and they squeeze until they start squeezing blood and body fluid and tissue and liquefied meat till eventually the cows just stand in there like a skeleton and crumbles over. That's what this Malaysian missing airliner story is like. My God. So you've got, pretend it's not an airplane. Pretend it's a dog, okay? Pretend your neighbor lost its dog.

The dog came out of the house. People saw it run down the street and that was the last. they ever saw of it now if you're out in your front yard talking to your neighbors how long can you stretch that conversation yeah you know sparky it's funny he ran away because he always used to just play in the yard and to see him go down the street i thought that was unusual uh and there he went i saw him go uh and i thought should i yell for him or do i just let him go and i thought well he'll come back and sparky he knows where he lives and off he went and then he was gone and we haven't seen him in two weeks

all right where do you go from there how much longer do you talk about the dog could you stand in your yard and talk about your dog for 24 hours could you stand in your yard and talk about the missing dog for three weeks well that's what these people are doing on the news it's a joke You know, it's a big, big, big world. There's rovers on Mars, okay? There's undiscovered species in the bottom of the sea. There's wars going on.

There's chemical weapons. There's submarines. There's spacecraft. There's domestic problems. There's economic problems. There's greenhouse gases. There's a flu virus. There's a billion things you could report on.

but these people that you know it's like how many times can you theorize about how the dog ran away well i think spark got up on both legs i think he had a suitcase and he wasn't so much run and he was sneaking away and i think maybe uh maybe the owners were beating of it you know i saw aliens take sparky away a big alien ship came down and sucked sparky up that's what they're doing with is this Malaysian airline thing And first of all, let me say, you know, condolences to the families. What a horrible, nightmarish thing to live through. I guess we all take it for granted when we jump on an airplane that we're just going to land at our destination.

And, you know, sadly, this shows us that it's not always the case. Just horrible. But for these guys, you just milk it and go on and talk about the wind currents and the ocean currents. and the ocean currents and this and that and oh my god you know the old days when you watch the news at six o'clock for half an hour which is all it was before cable uh you know the the announcer came on and said uh hey uh here's uh three minutes dedicated to this missing plane and we're moving on but these guys go on all day long and what's interesting is they've all reached their conclusions.

They've all finalized it. Yep, it went down. It's in the Indian Ocean. It's gone. Well, hold on. I'm not buying into that so fast. And I don't have a wacky theory. But in today's nutty world with extremists and militants and hijackers and, you know,

did you ever think someone would commandeer commercial? commercial jets going from the east coast to the west coast of the United States and fly them into the world trade center? If someone had told you that scenario, would you ever have believed it possible? I doubt it. And then it happened and it was like, holy crap, there's something we didn't really think about. So in this crazy world of fanatics and people planning and scheming,

I'm not signing off I mean who am I but I'm not signing off on that thing's down in the ocean it makes perfect sense to me that some hijackers or some terrorists or some near-do-wells planned this whole thing out

and diverted the plane and shut off the radar and landed it on a remote airstrip or some hanger or are you kidding that's not beyond the pale That's not out of the question. That's pretty easy.

From what we know, somebody intentionally turned off all the communication equipment in the plane, and it went off radar. I don't know if you'd go to all that trouble if you were going to smash your plane into the middle of the ocean. So in today's world where we have the Boston bomber and the shoe bomber and the underwear bomber and the 9-11 bombers and all these.

idiots. Are you kidding me? I would be surprised one bit if suddenly, you know, six months from now that plane reemerges. Or they find that plane hidden under a big camouflaged canopy on some remote jungle airstrip or something. I ain't just going to assume that that thing's DOA at the bottom of the sea. No way. Not in today's world. You know, maybe in Amelia Earhart's day, well, she's gone. She flew over the ocean. That's it. And I'm sorry, but not only did the communication stuff get turned off intentionally, which is what all these experts in the aviation industry are saying. But excuse me, wasn't there a couple of people?

on that plane flying with fake passports? Doesn't that seem a little suspicious? I mean, what are the odds of getting even one person on a big plane with a fake passport, let alone two in today's world of hyper security? That had to take a little planning. That had to take a little manipulation. Why would there be two? Too many unanswered questions.

too much craziness in the world these days. And as far as, you know, well, what did they do with the 220 passengers on the plane? Who knows? Have you heard about the kidnappings in Mexico and other regions of the world? Where they hold on to people for money? Now, it doesn't sound like any ransom demands of them made, so who knows? Maybe they did crash.

I read an article the other day where they rounded up a couple of doctors who were stealing children and selling their body parts on the black market. They're organs. So who's to say you don't divert a plane and you've got 225 pieces of cattle full of organs that are worth a fortune and you've got a plane that you can use as a met weapon of mass destruction? Gee, does anybody remember when all that nuclear material went missing? When Russia was dissolved, when the USSR was dissolved? Wasn't there some stories about how the USSR didn't have the capacity to guard their nuclear facilities? I mean, there's a lot of possibilities in this world. Now, I'm not ruling out that it went.

down in the Indian Ocean, but until they show me pictures of the fuselage or a wing or, God forbid, like, you know, a stewardess floating around, I don't know. I'm going to keep my mind open, unfortunately, because these are dangerous times we live in, man. It just seems a little too suspicious, okay? A little too, if that thing just went down, and the pilo is like, SOS, we can't see, we're out of gas, our engine's on fire, we're going down, Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. Okay, I'd buy it, and even then I might be suspicious.

What if that was all just faked? But the way that the communications were turned off, the way that the co-pilot was the one that said the final goodnight, which I don't think is proper protocol. I think the pilot's supposed to do it, the fake passports, the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. blah, blah. I'm keeping an open mind. Yeah.

And I'm watching the skies. Okay? I don't want to be going to Arby's for my roast beef chattitoral lunch and I hear, you know, a plane coming down. Straight into the giant cowboy hat. No thanks. But mostly just, what a goof that these news outwe.

Let's just keep grinding it and using it and saying all this stuff and just clogging up the airwaves for days and weeks with all these endless experts. So there you go. As you can see, I'm a little irritated about it. But let's move on to something more funny. And as I said, if they did go down RIP to those poor unfortunate souls who are on board, That is just such a sad, sad thing, such a sad way to go, especially if it wasn't the hands of someone, if the pilot was suicidal or the pilot was a fanatic or somebody on board intentionally down the plane, if that's what happened to it.

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If you've found a higher calling, if you're in the mood to make a sacrifice to some all holy God that you believe in, whoever it may be. You know what? Do it on your own time. None of us want to participate in your craziness. What do they teach you to talk like this in some Panama City Sailor want to hump, hump, hump, borrower is this getaway day in your last shot of this whiskey sell crazy someplace else we're all stocked up here okay well it sounds like i i wasn't planning for this roger we have we have a aeronautic specialist come in the studio here i saw this guy come in while i was talking yeah okay well apparently we have a uh a gentleman here in studio

How are you? I'll introduce you in a second here. Let me just read the paperwork here on this gentleman. We have a gentleman here who can probably help us walk through what happened to the Malaysian jetliner that disappeared over the Indian Ocean, quote, unquote. We have a gentleman here. He comes to us from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California. So this is obviously where they do a lot of aeronautics work. They construct and build engines. They deal with space missions. Anything to do with flight, am I correct, sir? Yes.

Okay. This is, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the Harland Highway. Guy Fries, am I getting that right? Yes, that's right. Guy Fries is here. from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. And let's just start, Guy, with, I mean, what do you think could be the root cause of this thing?

Well, what happens is when you have a giant airliner and it's flying over such a massive body of water, there's many variables that come into play here. Okay, meaning, well, there's so many. pass that an airplane can take. It's not like when you're on the terrestrial ground and you have a road and you are confined to the boundaries of that road. You just can't cut off the road and drive through a forest or a field or, you know, hypothetically down the ground canyon and back up to the other side. You are limited by the space, literally the width of the road and the direction

of the road. Okay. Well, in airspace, a plane is literally free to fly in any direction it wants. It can go willy-nilly. It can go left, right, north, south, as the crow flies, as we say, up at the Gip Propulsion Laboratory. And then after we say that, we usually make the little bird noise, you know, like, you know, when we say when the crow flies. Okay.

And just so it's a guy fried. F-R-I-E-S? Yes, that's right. Okay, like French fries? Yes. Okay, Guy Fries is here. And you make a good point. An airplane can go anywhere,

and the sky in itself is like an endless ocean. Oh, yes. The sky is infinite. And so when we do have a plane go off the radar as such, it is very difficult, especially we and some of, within the aircraft specifically shuts down all communication between the tower, between radar, satellite, any type of communication with that aircraft.

It virtually makes it invisible. I mean, it might as well be Wonder Woman up there flying around and drew invisible jet. Make a good point, Guy, fries. Pardon? Guy Fries. Yes, yes, Guy Fries. I'll just say guy Fries. excuse me it's guy fries yes i i don't normally say people's last names but if you'd like

me to i would like you to okay guy fries um so here we have a a jet full of passengers i think there was uh 211 212 24 exactly uh lost souls okay 224 and uh they could go off anywhere but But somehow they believe they've tracked and they found a debris field off the coast of Western Australia off of, I guess it was about, I think about 12,300 miles off of Perth. Well, that would be 4,028 kilometers. We usually are dealing kilometers when we're talking about open air space. It's just a more accurate system of measurement. Okay, kilometers. And what do you think?

I mean, I hate all this speculation stuff. You just heard me talking about in my last segment I don't like to speculate. And probably personally, I don't like to speculate because I'm just the layman. I'm not someone who's specifically well-versed in aeronautics the way you are. But you being someone who works in the field, an expert in the field, someone who's trained and works in aviation and aeronautics, perhaps you can give us or paint a picture of what you think the most accurate scenario was for this unfortunate flight.

Well, excellent. Thank you, Mr. Williams. I do appreciate that. I do have two bachelor degrees, one out of Yale and one out of Berkeley. and I have dedicated my life to, you know, flight and flight systems and aerodynamics, as you stated. Here's what I think happened, and this is maybe the most realistic,

if not the most frightening scenario. As we all know, the flight, as it extended its path, it dropped down to a low elevation, and at one point, we believe it got quite low. Our last accurate tracking was below 5,000 feet. Yeah, that's not very common for a large commercial aircraft to be that far out away from land to drop that low. That's quite dangerous, isn't it? Yes, sir.

That takes you too low where you're encountering interesting air currents. You're putting drag on the jet engines, and you're burning fuel. Okay, that's key. You're burning extra amounts of fuel to maintain that low altitude. And you're not going to get to where you're going if you burn your fuel, obviously. Obviously, Guy Fries. Guy Fries.

Thank you. And so we think what happened when that jetliner, when that poor jetliner with all those lost souls, dipped down real low towards the ocean yes yes we believe there was a breach okay oh boy so a breach meaning uh that that does part of the fuselage broke off and there was a breach in the uh in the structure of the aircraft meaning like the the possibility that a hole ripped into the side of the aircraft or a wing ripped off no no we but do you remember the flight that happened U.S. Air Flight 1549 when it had to down into the Hudson River in New York just a few years back.

Oh, yeah, everybody knows that. The pilot was like a hero. I think what happened is they hit a flock of Canadian geese, and the pilot, Captain Sully Sullenberger. Yeah, that's right, Captain Sullenberger. He literally had to glide the U.S. Airways jet. number 1549. Yeah, that's the one, right down onto the Hudson River. He literally had to skate it down.

And what he had to do there is make what we call a perfect pinpoint accurate landing. I mean, one degree to the left or to the right, I'm telling you, it would have dipped the wing into the water, and that, that flight 1549 would have flipped seven ways, tits backwards into Thursday. Okay, okay, yeah, I can. I can see that because of the speed and the impact with the water precisely. But the key here is that birds got sucked into the turbines of those jet engines, and that caused a lack of power, that caused a fire,

and that caused a severe drop in altitude for that commercial airliner. Okay, so what are you saying when you say breach? Did they hit a bird? Did they hit a school of birds? a guy fries guy fries well we don't

believe the breach came from a a break in the structure of the aircraft okay well what's this bird thing well let me explain it to you because you asked for my expert opinion

yes we'd love to hear it okay so when you get down low over the water in the ocean Especially way out there. There are a lot of sea creatures, okay? Okay, of course. It's the big blue ocean.

Absolutely. And have you ever heard of the term breach in terms of a whale breaching? Yeah, that's when a whale comes up out of the water. It arcs its back and splashes down. Exactly. And a member of the whale family, a smaller member, is a type of dolphin, okay, and it's called the spinner dolphin. And what these dolphins are infamous for is jumping way up high out of the water,

spinning in the air, rotating near bodies about sometimes up to 11 times before they hit back down into the surf. Okay. So what we think is, and over at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory, is that the Malaysian airliner dipped a bit too low. okay I'm following you and what happened is a school of spinner dolphins were out playing in the water okay and they were jumping up and twirling and having fun and catching flies or whatever they do when they jump well I don't think they catch flies well I don't know that you're a fish expert so well they're not fish they're mammals whatever if I could finish yes please go ahead we we think that these dolphins were jumping up, spinning through the air, and perhaps a half dozen, maybe more, got sucked into the jet engine of the Malaysian airliner, and the engines couldn't handle that,

and down she went. Well, hold on, Guy, fries. Guy fries, yes. Guy, I'm sorry, you're, you're suggesting. yes guy fries guy guy fries what is that name I'm sorry is that fries like

french fries yes like french fries you get it at McDonald's or Burger King or your Arby's your chick fillet what have you so your last name's based on fries French fries that's right French fries

Yes Yes I have it French guy fries Yes No I'm just saying that's your name Yes So you're suggesting That this flight

Full of people Yes Dipped too close to the ocean And some dolphins were out playing Spinner dolphins Spinner dolphins were playing, jumping around, frolicking and catching flies.

Okay, jumping around. And they jumped up, and they jumped up too high, and they got sucked into the turbines of the jet engines of the Malaysian jet liner. Absolutely. And you work at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.

That's right. I'm sorry, Guy. Fry's. Guy Fries! I don't know why you're raising your voice. Well, I just, this is just a little fantastical, I mean, with your credentials and your background, everyone's got theories that sound maybe a little more realistic than this. The dolphins jumped up and got sucked into the jet engines and brought the jet down.

Well, that's the price. you're going to pay for flying too low to the sea. I don't think that's what happened, Guy Fries. Well, maybe one day when you show me your degree in aeronautics, I can accept that, but right now you're just a DJ. Excuse me? Well, you're just a DJ on a cheap country music station. I'm not a DJ, Guy Fries.

Guy Fries! I'm not a DJ Okay, I'm doing a podcast here Well, whatever that is I mean, it doesn't amount to knowing much about how aircraft work Wait a minute, no, I'm not gonna sit here and take you Now you're insulting me No, I'm not, well, you just, there's very demeaning

I'm just saying dolphins jumped up and brought this aircraft down Now if you can't accept that, man, no, I can't accept that it's just ludicrous i'm telling you dolphins jump up all the time they're playful little critters they love to jump up and splash and catch butterflies and stuff they don't catch butterflies they're not like trout where they jump up and eat bugs dolphins are very intelligent and they they form schools and they corral fish and they catch fish underwater they don't they don't see a dragon fly up in the air jump up and eat it says you, I guess you would know

you're a country DJ. I'm not a DJ. Well, that looks like you got a microphone. You know what, Roger, where'd you get this guy? I'm from Pasadena. No, no, get him out. This is an insult to

my listeners. This is an insult to the poor people whose bodies haven't even been recovered yet. For you to come in here and make a mockery of, oh, and Was Sully a mockery? Who? Sully.

Sully Sully Sullenberger. He's a personal friend of mine, and I'm sure I could get him to vouch for me. Sully Sullenberger from Flight 1549, Hudson River, U.S. Air, brought that thing down after he sucked in a whole school of Canadian geese, right into his engines. Brought that thing down like a pancake on a Denny's dish. He brought the flight.

down like a pancake on a denny's dish did he oh you know it and get me some extra syrup okay get him out roger i don't know where you got this guy guy fries yes get him out unbelievable so you can go well it was not to visit with you and uh no get out dolphins jumping up there's the door over there I can come back with the solster. The solster. Sully. Sully's... Get out of here.

I'm going to call out of Sully all up here. Get him to call your radio station. It's not a radio. Get out. God, is he gone? Roger, where did you get this guy? What? He was downstairs and said he worked at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory.

and that's all you needed to hear great great way to do your research roger to book our guests guys probably like a homeless guy or something dolphins jumped up and clogged the engines and brought the jet down idiot god let's get out of here i gotta go folks i'm sorry what a what a disgraceful way to end the show my a thousand of apologies to you, to anybody involved with this horrible tragedy. So this jackass guy fries to come in and make a, make a, whatever.

Roger, that's it. No, don't, don't cue up anything else. Everything you did today was wrong, Roger. I asked you to put up the weird, wacky news story thing. You put up the Harlan Highway Question of the day. you bring in this this is a so-called expert guy fries are you kidding me dolphins anyways let's get out of here uh make sure you visit harlem williams dot com when you get a chance uh join my youtube channel it's absolutely free just click on the subscribe button

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