The Harland Highway - 612 - Harland takes a 911 EMERGENCY call. Justice in America.

Episode Date: October 9, 2014

Today we listen to and receive EMERGENCY 911 calls. Also, are you part of a cause or just a poser? And justice, do we do it right in America? Poke a bloke!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I want to play on the teeter-totter, mister. What? Oh, yeah, that's sorry. Here's what I had in my head, the word teeter-totter, because first of all, hey, Harlem Williams here. This is the Harland Highway podcast. Thank you for being here. Ladies, Flades, Flurgles, Flaggans, and Flodungoblunks.

The reason I said teeter-totters, today's podcast is like a teeter-totter, okay? It's a mixture of the bizarre, the funny, the serious. I'm all over the map today. We're going to be talking about justice, justice in the world, in the American legal system. We're going to be touching on how do we get justice. And it's done differently all over the world. And I saw something really cool, and I wish it was done that way here.

We're going to be listening to a crazy 911 call where this guy murders his wife and he's just nuts. And then later in the show, we're going to be taking a 911 call. It's the first time we've ever done this. We're going to be taking a 911 call live, servicing the public, hoping to help someone out there in distress. And then lastly, we're going to be talking about causes. Do you get behind a cause?

Is your cause real or is it real? fake or are you fake about the cause? We're going to find out right here on the Harland Highway You're listening to Harlan Williams. Harlan. Funny stuff, bro. Funny stuff. Keep it coming. Later. How long have you had this job? Long enough.

He's fine as long as he gets his medication. He doesn't get his medications. He's not fine. You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. I'd like to strap you on some time

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Don't let me do it I'll do it, I swear to God Don't be such a fucking pussy You're around here, ain't you? What's your name? You're listening to Harlan Williams The Rotten Luck Welcome to the Harland Highway

Oh boy Let's kick off the show First of all Welcome y'all And y'all is If you don't know what y'all is It means you all It's you and all

Press together Okay y'all And if y'all want to tell me to Faf I know what that means too That's Well you know what Faf is If you know what y'all is And it's you and all

pressed together. Then what's Faf? Yeah. Faf, you... Why are we getting... Okay. Here we go. Let's start. Roger, if you got this queued up, okay, we're starting the show with an insane 911 call. Some freak shoots his wife and, uh, have a listen. Play a, Raj, 911 us. North Churchland Hill of 911. That's it. Hello? This is Freddy Will Hyatt. How can I help you?

I shot my wife in the stomach, but 38. Is she still there? Yeah, she's the land under four. And what is your name? Freddy Willight. Where's the gun at? What? Where's the gun?

It's in the closet. Why did you do this? She entice me, and she will. What's at ridicule me throughout my lifetime. 8432 Gifford? That's it, baby. I'll say if she's alive. Sir?

Welcome. You're alive? He's dead. You're there? I'm here. I'm here. I think she's dead. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I mean, what? Could the guy be more casual about murdering his wife? I mean, who the hell is this guy? This is a pretty well hot. Who? Pretty well hot. Jesus, what a nutbag. And the guy's just like, he's so casual about it.

He's like, yeah, I just thought I'd call you up, thought I'd let you know. You know, I killed my wife. I'm not in trouble. I'm calling 911. I'm not in trouble. but she sure as hell is. I shot him in the stomach, but 38. This guy's fucking crazy, man.

That's it, baby. This, this, this, this. Freddie Wilhite. What? What? Your name, asshole. Freddie Willite. Okay, got it, guy.

That's it, baby. And then I like the way she asks the guy if his wife's still alive. And the guy, like, he goes over, oh, let me go check. And he runs over, and he's like, yeah. Telling it his wife, who he just said, he goes, hey, hey, you alive? Are you dead? Hello? I'll say if she's alive.

Sir? Welcome. You're alive? He's dead. You there? I'm here. I'm here. I think she's dead.

Guy goes and asks her. How are you doing? You alive? You're dead? Can I bring you a coffee? How are you feeling? How about an omelet? How's that, uh,

How's that gunshot wound there? Honeybun? Can you get up off the floor there, baby? Man, you're a real class act. What? I said you're a real class act. Whatever the hell your name is. Freddy Wilhatt.

Yeah, real class act there, Freddy Wilhatt. That's it, baby. Ugh, creepy. You know, Roger, I feel bad about this. Are we allowed to do a 911 call? We're not? We are. you're not sure well i just feel like maybe we should take a night you know they say for

everything in life there's an equal for every action life there's an equal and opposite reaction or whatever that saying is so i feel like since this guy was such a douche maybe we could take a 911 call and actually help somebody like save a life or something you're giving me the thumbs up okay later in the show we're going to take a 911 call here or the Harlan Highway and I'll see if I can help somebody talk them through whatever they're going through. Sounds cool, Rodge. Okay, cool. Let's get set up for that. Meanwhile, let's move on. Boy, that poor kid. I was with her a couple of hours ago. I bought her some soup.

Okay, let's talk about a moral dilemma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. Let's talk about a moral dilemma. Wow, what the hell was that? Let's talk about a moral dilemma, okay? I saw a video on good old internetio the other day. The internetio, dude. I love the internetio. And it was a video of a certain kind of justice

that to me was, Most gratifying, but at the same time, I had to question my sense of morality and justice. But in both ways, let me explain. It kept fluctuating going. It was like a tree blowing in the wind. It was like, okay, I'm going to go this way. The wind's changing. I'm going back this way.

Here's what it was. It happened in India. It was some footage of a bunch of people in East India. And I guess three or four scumbags had raped some schoolgirls, savagely raped some schoolgirls, and the village caught them, the police caught them, and instead of going through the whole bullshit justice system that I think we all know in the United States is anything but just and is so mangled and corrupt and unfair and time-consuming,

expensive, that it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, we're, we're, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, everybody gets a chance. Everybody's got the Miranda rights. Everybody is, is, is innocent until proven guilty. Well, you know what, that stuff is just a load of crap. If you watch any of these, any, any of these real-time police shows where you just see how victims get dicked over and cops have, like, irrefutable evidence on a perpetrator or on the culprit. And the DA says, well, I know you got DNA evidence. I know you got video footage, but, you know, we can't place him at the scene of the crime. So, you know what, he's going free. You know, I could go on and on with examples of how scumbags get off the hook

and people that have been incarcerated like three, four, five, six times. I have a laundry list of felonies against them in jail time, and they just keep getting out until finally. they finally do kill someone or hurt someone. And then you see lawyers use money and power to twist and corrupt the judicial system. It's just sickening. You know, O.J. gets off. That girl who duct-taped and murdered her kid in Florida got off.

You know, everybody gets off. And if they don't get off, it takes like 15 years to get justice. and it's just horrible. Anyways, I'm droning on, but here's why I saw this video in India, they capture these rapists, and instead of going through all that BS, they brought these rapists to the town square,

they tied them up against a wall, and they let the villagers kick the shit out of them. They let all the women in the village, okay, and let's face it, You know, women are the most offended when it comes to a raping happening. Because in most cases, it's women who are the victims of rape. So all the women got to just stand around, and at their will, they got to pummel these morons tied to the wall.

They were punching them. They were slapping them. They were kicking them. They were taking their shoes off and hitting them in the face. They were screaming at them. They were pointing at them. They were jabbing them. They were slapping them.

These guys were like just slumped over and they were powerless. And part of me was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Just that's the way it should be. That's you're getting what you deserve. And wouldn't all of you love that to be the way justice works? Let's say you had a kid that was, you know, molested. You had a daughter that was raped. And it's horrible even to say that stuff out loud.

It makes me cringe, man. But, you know, you know the perp is, you know, going to be sitting in jail, getting three square meals a day. And, you know, he gets health care in the prison. system and he can take classes and all this stuff and meanwhile your kid's life

is ruined their childhood's been taken away or it doesn't even have to be a kid it could be your wife, your husband could be a drive by any type of crime and you know it's just going to drag out in the super great American justice system

oh boy um but yet would you rather just be able to, like, line the guy up and beat the living crap out of them? And the answer is, yes, we would. But then all of a sudden, here's where the wind comes, and blows the tree back the other way, where I go, wait a minute, wait a minute. That's all fine and dandy, but what if one of those guys wasn't involved in the rape?

What if one of those guys is actually innocent? or why shouldn't that guy have his chance to have his story be told or shouldn't he be entitled to at least, you know, some kind of protection and then the tree blows back the other one. I go, no, why should that guy have any protection after what he did? Why should you have any protection after he raped someone? But then you go, well, even though he's a scumbag, he's a human being, and should you just allow people to walk up and punch them and hit them?

And then the tree blows back. You're like, no, no, no, you can't just, that's uncivilized. And then it blows back. It's like, yeah, I just want to punch you. So it's very agonizing. And so you go back and forth and you can't figure out what's right and what's wrong almost. And maybe at the end of the day, day, that's why we do need the legal system we have, is to, you know, detach the emotion from the crime.

But then part of me, here it goes to the tree again, why? Why should I detach the emotion? If some guy molested my kid or raped my daughter, I am emotional. I'm super emotion. I'd love to punch that guy in the face and kick him in the nuts. and a lot worse probably and he deserves it but yet the other side of me

the civilized side of me he's like oh you gotta you gotta let the guy have his day and let justice and oh it's so messy it's so messy we're so delicate as human beings we're so it's such a

conundrum to know what's right but I forget everything I said about the law and the legal system, I got to tell you, and I hope this doesn't make me sound like a caveman, but I got to tell you, after watching all the BS that goes down in the U.S. and all the manipulation of the legal system and all the people that get away that shouldn't,

I got to tell you at a very primal level to see these scumbags, these rapists hung up in the middle of the town and have people slap the living crap out of them and let me let me make make it clear no one was like beating them to the point where they're almost dead okay these guys were like hanging

their heads hanging down and nobody was like walking up and just going boom boom boom like it wasn't UFC like uppercuts and punches but it was enough it was like it was like hard slapping and kicking and you know women

punching and stuff so it wasn't It wasn't, I don't think it was life-threatening, but it was definitely punishing. And I'm just going to say, nothing made me happier than to see those pieces of S-H-I-T get what they deserved. So there. I don't know, what do you think? What, what's your call on this? It's a tough one, man. Because as a society, if we, you know, they always say if we don't have the law, we're just,

just a bunch of primates running around. The law is the only thing that separates us from being barbarians. And yet, sometimes I think the law perpetuates barbarism, barbarism, barbershop, barbarism. But it's just like guys in suits that are the barbarians. So I don't know. It's one of those iffy questions. We'll let the tree keep blowing back and forth for now. But if you want to chime in on this one, you can write me at harlomwilliams.com or call me the numbers at the website harlowewilums.com for the Harlan Highway hotline. And let me know what you think.

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And you're sure it's an emergency Okay, good Put them through, put them through Uh, hello, this is a 9-1-1 Emergency, how may we help you Hi, yes I'm gonna try to help Yes, what seems to be the problem, sir

Oh my God There's been a yoga accident I'm sorry, sir A yoga accident, please. Someone help me. A yoga accident, sir? Can you please give us your address? I'm at the Tinkle Time Yoga Studio. Please, someone come quickly. What happens, sir? Please, can you give us details? I was doing some yoga. I had a horrible accident doing some yoga.

Oh, my God. Oh, there's blood everywhere. Please, please send someone quickly to help me. Oh, my God, can you describe what happens, sir? What, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you stuttering help? I'm sorry, I'm new at this. Oh, great, I got a fucking newbie, and I got a yoga accident. Please be patient with me, sir. Oh, Christ, I got a fucking newbie over here, please.

Sir, can you describe what's going on there? I had a yoga accident. I was stretching. Oh, it hurts. Oh, it hurts. I was contorting my body. I was bending all over the place like a pretzel. Oh, my God.

Did something break? No, I put my own legs up my asshole. Excuse me, sir? My legs went right up my asshole. Oh, my God. If I wiggle my foot, I can feel my fucking chin. Oh, God. Sir, please.

Stay still. Roger, he's put his legs up his asshole. That's what I said, please. Oh, my God, it hurts. Oh, I can. Bill, I'm walking around on my kneecaps. Oh, Christ. Please, sir, try and stay still.

Roger, please stay still. Can you feel your feet? Hang on. Let me reach up my asshole and see if I can grab in you, son of a bitch. Sir, calm down. I need you to calm down. It's important that we know how your circulatory system's working. Is there any way you can wiggle your toes?

Well, why don't I just wiggle my toes? Wait up my asshole. Oh, wait a minute. That's it. Ooh, you might be on to something. That feels kind of nice. Sir, please settle down. Well, why don't you get over here and help me pull my legs out of my asshole?

This is the last time I do yoga. Oh, oh, it hurts. Oh, it hurts. Sir, just calm down. You calm down. I had running shoes on when I did it. Oh, oh, my God. Please, sir.

Please, Roger, we got to get someone over there. Can you give me the address, sir? I'm at the Tinkle Time Yoga Studio, okay? Just look for the guy with his legs up his asshole. Okay, sir, you're not helping the situation by getting mad at me. Oh, really? Who should I be mad at, huh? Who should I be mad at?

You're 9-1-1. You're supposed to be helping me. I took a yoga class. I put my legs up my asshole, and you're supposed to be here helping me. We're trying to get everything coordinated. Sir, do you have an address for us? Yeah, I got an address for you. How about my asshole?

Now, get over here. I got legs up my asshole. Sir, can you pull your legs out? Have you tried that? Let me see. Hold on. Okay, maybe this is a good idea. Let me...

Oh, oh, Christ. Oh, Christ, no. Oh. What is it, sir? What is it? Now my arms stuck up my ass all right to the shoulder. Holy Christ. I'm staring at my own ball.

sack i'm so twisted around sir please try not do not sir do not put your other arm up there to try and pull it out what's that put my other arm up there okay here i go oh it's clamping down on me like a giant squids eating me alive oh my god it's like i'm turning inside out i got my legs and my own arms on my asshole somebody help me oh my god it's on being eaten alive by my own asshole Hello? Hello? Hello? Rod. Did he hung up? He hang up. He hung up. I don't know what I'm saying. Roger, what happened? What is it? Oh my God. Did we get an address? Oh my God. Um, okay. I don't, Roger, I don't think that went well. No. How could it happen? How could?

Well, don't give me that look. You're the one that said we should do a 911 call. Yes, I wanted to help. I didn't know some guy was going to be in a yoga class and get swallowed by his own asshole. Don't look at me. This isn't on me. Oh, the poor guy.

And we didn't get an address, huh? Well, maybe he'll call back. Oh, my God. Maybe he'll call back. Ladies and gentlemen, I got to apologize. We tried to do something. Nice. We tried to help. We tried to do a 911 call, emergency assistant. We're not going to get in trouble for this, are we, Raj? Okay. You know what? Let's take a little break from here. Let's clear our heads. Let's take a nice phone call. Let's take a nice voicemail from one of the pavement pounders, clear our heads, and come back.

Because when the pavement pounders call, they always leave great messages, nice things. And this will just help. get our, clear our heads and play the message. Hello. Hello. The soup that was here is now in the fridge. This has been a guide to behavioral health brought to you by Phineas, the zebra. Okay, see, I told you that would, uh, whenever you get a call from one of the pavement pounders just clears everything right up. Um, my head's totally clear. I don't, I don't hear anything in my head right now.

Yep, nothing. Not even, uh, cute little zebra giggles. Yep, nothing. Just, thanks for calling. Thanks for putting my mind at ease. There is one little thing I guess I'm wondering about, and I guess maybe we all are. I guess I'm wondering where the soup is. The soup that was here is now in the fridge. That's what I thought. And is that a sad thing, or is that a happy thing?

Is that something that we should be crying about? or maybe giggling about. Okay, so giggling it is then. Okay, good. Clear it up. Let's move on. Okay, let's just, let's switch gears and get to something a little more normal here, shall we? Let's talk about causes.

Causes. We all get behind causes. We all have causes in life. Do you get behind a cause? Do you get out in March? Do you get outspoken about causes? Do you get behind causes? Do you have something to say, someone you want to support?

Maybe all of us do. And maybe some of us don't. Maybe some of us don't want to get involved in any causes. I think there's all kinds of people out there that do or don't get involved in causes. But today I want to talk about a particular brand of individuals. who I'm very suspicious of and tell me how you feel and I don't want to sound pessimistic or skeptical,

but I can't ignore this suspicion. Sometimes when I see people on the news, when I see the white guy marching in the black people's march, when I see the black guy walking in the white people's march, When I see, you know, people, let's say a bunch of immigrants doing a big protest about illegal immigration and there's some white guy in the mix jumping up and down. You see people behind religion, you see people behind, let's get against the war, you see people about gay rights, you see people about abortion, you see people about free the whales, you see people. The list goes on and on. Okay?

And nowadays, everybody has a cause. And nowadays, everyone, like, seems to want to chime in about something. Which I guess is okay, which is what makes the world change. It's important. I'm not denying that. But here's what I don't like. And see if you agree with me on this or not. This is just an observation.

It's going to sound like a criticism, but it's a question. really just an observation more often than not sometimes i see people a lot of times it's celebrities but a lot of times it's just regular folks townspeople whoever who get behind a quote unquote cause and i get the sneaky suspicion that them getting behind the cause is nothing more than them than them trying to create some kind of identity for themselves. For them trying to be in the limelight

because they know if they get behind a cause, the light will shine on them. You know what I mean? You ever see these people, men, women, it doesn't matter. Gay, straight, black, white, it doesn't matter. There's no boundaries to it.

But sometimes I think people chime in and they don't really sincerely believe in the cause. Maybe they don't even really know what the cause is about. But they speak up or they hold up a sign or they get into a march, not for the cause, but for themselves. Because I secretly think that a lot of them do this stuff, off with the subtext in their mind going,

I don't really give a crap about the cause. But if people see me going out on a limb to throw my support to this cause, people will think I'm sophisticated. People will think I'm an advanced forward thinker. People will think I'm compassionate and brave. people will think I'm a leader

I'm a somebody I care I want to change the world bullshit I can tell man you look at a lot of these people and they're there hoping that people standing around

or their friends will be talking about them oh my God did you hear about Jason yes there was a congressional hearing on the bombings in Afghanistan and Jason went down, sat behind John Kerry while he was on camera, and held up a sign that said stop the fighting. It was there behind John Kerry the whole time.

You could see it was on pink, on a big piece of art Bristol board, big lettering, stop the fighting. Oh my God, and there was Jason holding it up behind John Kerry's head through the whole congressional televised hearing. Really, Jason, do you really know that much? much about the freak of war? Do you really, are you a student of history, are you? You're a student of war? Are you a student of Afghan society and culture? Are you just there because you want a little attention?

You know somebody's going to notice you and start talking about you. And sometimes you see it on the Bill Maher show, or you see it on the news, when all these idiots, idiots are getting interviewed. Oh, yes, I'm so behind abortions for illegal aliens who are from Afghanistan who, you know, are pro-gun and like cinnamon toast. It's just like, what? Or you'll see people being sympathetic to a cause that everyone else is against.

You know, you'll see someone like be sympathetic towards ISIS. You know, they're just misunderstood people. And, you know, maybe America should think about, you know, how we're affecting their lives. And then they wouldn't be cutting the heads off of people because it's really us that, you know, metaphysically are cutting the heads off their own citizens. What?

Yes, I work at a Starbucks No, I didn't go to school I'm a grade 12 dropout But I work at Starbucks and I know things So here's the thing Good for you if you're an informed supporter of a great cause And maybe you don't have to be

Even informed Maybe you just, you could be a backwoods, dumbass And you know what? I think there's an injustice being done here Like back in the 60s There were people like You know what, this is easy to see Black people

Are being treated unfairly by white people I'm going to get in that line And I'm going to march with the black people And some of them It's a no-brainer But these days, man Where everyone knows they can get on TV And get in the media

And get on the internet I've got to tell you, man I don't know if you guys are good at reading Body Language and seeing through phony bolognys. But I have a sneaky suspicion that I'm seeing a lot of people

that the only cause their present for is their own cause. Hoping to raise their profile, hoping to show the world that there's so much better than the rest of us that they're sympathetic and they understand and none of us,

if we're not there doing what they're doing, we just don't get it. and we're not hip and we're not we're not tuned in well you're wrong people are tuned in and we're tuned into the point where a lot of us probably recognize you fruit cakes that are that are uh posers you're not really engaged in a cause you're engaged in in uh getting attention for yourself through the cause i've seen them i've seen them I've seen some of these celebrities and, you know, they just jump on this topic and they're just riding it. And you can tell they don't give a crap, but they know that they're going to come off and look like they're so much more educated and sophisticated than the rest of us.

Because they're going, they're taking the underdog route. They're going, they're going to go the route less traveled. that they're going to show all of us. They're going to shine a mirror on us and show us how far behind the times we are. Nice try. You know who is committed to a cause? People like Gandhi and Mother Teresa.

And people that really go out on a limb. And you can see the passion in their eyes. And you can see it in their body language. But there's a lot of people nowadays that are just phony bolognies and shame on you. Get a life. I'd love to see how many of these people who jump on the cause bandwagon actually follow up.

You know, that's the sign of someone who really is passionate about a cause. They just don't show up for Media Day. They show up for Media Day and then keep chasing the cause until they get some kind of resolution or result or change. But these bandwagon quote unquote cause people that show up to pose are very insincere.

And so I'm calling them out. That's what I'm doing right here. That's what this rant is about. So just do us all a favor before you become super pretentious. Be real about your cause. Be real. Understand your cause.

why you're part of the cause. We don't need to be lectured to you through your insincere poser, phony actions. And just because you root for an underdog doesn't mean they're right. Underdogs aren't always right. You think ISIS isn't an underdog?

Do you think they're right? I don't know. Maybe you do. But you see a lot of it, man, and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm just sick of it. So there you go. Wow.

Close the show out on a real, like, you know, like a, huh? And again, because I don't like people to think I'm being one way or the other politically. That's not what this conversation is. This conversation is observations about all groups of people, left, right, center, left of center, up, down, gay, straight, black, white, Jewish, Muslim, whatever. This topic covers everybody. So it's a thought, it's an idea, it's an observation. Sincerity, my friends, sincerity.

And now we come to the end of the show, and you're like, I'm sincerely glad it's over. I mean, God, could he rant any longer? Oh, oh, Charles. All right, well, speaking of sincerity, I sincerely hope you come and see me tomorrow night in Denver, Colorado, that the comedy works. Not the one downtown, but the one up north of the city. I think it's called West Valley Village or something like that. I should know this stuff.

I should be cheerleading my own comedy cause. So I'll be there October 10th and 11th, two shows each night, Friday and Saturday. uh the comedy works in denver colorado go to harlough williams dot com book your tickets online just go to my uh stand-up comedy tour link and then the following week october 16th through the 19th i will be in edmonton alberta back to the west at the comic strip at the west edmonton mall oh my god please get your tickets early last year we sold out every single show we had to add two shows it was redonculous. So if you don't want to be burned, you know, I would head over to my website right now and reserve your seats in Edmonton, Alberta.

Let's move into November, November 6th through 9th. I'll be at the improv in Tampa, Florida. Oh, yes. What a great club. In the following week, November 13th to 16th, San Jose, California, A. Hello. So a lot of good stuff. you're at harlough williams.com, please feel free to write me. There's a link there. You can write me with your thoughts and opinions. You can refute, debut, depuk,

Kiplute, Keplut, Keplunk, Flerflunk, anything I said. But one thing we do know for sure is that I think we know where the soup is. The soup that was here

is now in the fridge. Okay, and while you're on Harlan Williams.com. Look for the phone number here. You can call into the Harland Highway hotline and leave me a message. And maybe you know where the soup is. Maybe you want to leave a message. Maybe you know where the celery is or the pumpkin pie.

I don't know. That's the beauty of calling into my voicemail machine. You can say whatever you want. And it is helpful. I think we all were wondering where the soup was. You can go to the Harland Highway, Harlan Williams. merchandise store. We have books, t-shirts, artwork, CDs, music, movies. The store is just chock full of amazing items for you to purchase. Keep you laughing. And while you're at my

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