The Harland Highway - 636 - NEW YEARS EVE 2nd ANNUAL GUY DROP!

Episode Date: January 1, 2015

On this show we celebrate the bringing in of the new year 2015. We make new years predictions, remeber the year that just passed, and attend the 2015 annual GUY DROP with Mr. Featherstone. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You are cordially invited to our Gala New Year's Eve midnight show. Yes, sir, we're throwing a wonderful party to top all the good times you've ever had on New Year's Eve. And you're invited to join us in the fabulous fun. Our screen will be bursting with New Year hilarity in one of the greatest joyous screen programs ever assembled to welcome a brand new year. So join us in a roof-raising celebration to top them all. Our gay, unrestrained, grand welcome to 1954. Our Gala New Year's Eve midnight show, Thursday, December 31st. Okay, so if you haven't guessed, this is the Harlan Highway podcast,

and this is the New Year's Eve edition, 2014 into 2015. We're going to have fun. We're going to be talking about the year in retro, respect. We're going to be talking about the future. I'm going to be making some New Year's predictions. We're going to be out and doing the ball drop. We're going to do the New Year's Eve countdown. I have to go up and visit my boss, Mr. Featherstone. I guess he's got something planned out. It's just going to be a blast. So happy New Year, everybody. Here we go. It's the New Year's show here on the Harland.

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Oh boy, here we go. It's New Year's. Last year, God, already I'm sounding a little stressed. Last year, my boss, Mr. Featherstone, wanted me to do this thing that I find highly immoral. You know how in Times Square, when they drop the ball, they drop the ball, they do the countdown from 10 down to 1, and they dropped the ball in the middle of Times Square, and it's a tradition. So last New Year's, Mr. Featherstone made me do the first annual Harlan Highway Guy drop.

It was nothing short of horrible. Okay, he made me go out on New Year's Eve, and instead of finding a ball to drop, I can't even repeat this. He made me go out and look. for someone who was suicidal standing on a window ledge and at New Year's Eve

got me to get the crowd chanting so that the guy would jump and the guy jumped it was like a guy drop it was a suicide and I know that he wants me to go up to his office today and I'm terrified he's going to ask for the same crap so

I hope not, but I got to start the show. I got to go up to his office and see what he wants. It's the last show of the year, 2014. Please, God, don't let it be anything unscrupulous like last time. So here I go upstairs. Raj, play a commercial while I make my way up to the 12th floor. Here's something totally different. Summer's Eve, Feminine Wash.

external feminine hygiene wash. It's non-iritating so you can feel fresh and confident every day. Summer's Eve Feminine Wash, the first cleanser for women only. Well, here I am upstairs in the waiting room, the reception area for my boss, Mr. Featherstone, who runs the whole show. There's his lovely secretary, Betty. Hello, Betty. Hello.

Betty. I'm right here. Nothing. Okay. Well, for some reason he wants me to come up. It's the last show of the year, 2014. I'm always worried about what the hell he's going to want, but I'm here, and I've got to kind of deal with his, you know, he's the boss. So, oh, looks like the door's opening. I'm going in. I'm going in. Thank you, Betty. Thank you for nothing for not even acknowledging me. uh hello sir mr featherstone hello yeah yes sir you wanted to see me oh you yeah what's your name again

it's harland williams sir well don't sound so thrilled because i'll tell you what i'm not thrilled to see either you called me up here sir well have a seat howley harland sir howley harland sir howell howell howell howell Don't you raise your voice of me, flipping flap. What? You heard me sit out at a hardware store. It's not hardware store, it's Harlan, sir. I sit out and listen up. Yes, sir.

Now, do you remember last year at New Year's Eve? Oh boy, here we go. Don't owe boy me. You save your old boys for down at the funny little bars you go to. I don't go to funny bars, sir. Oh, really? How about one down at the end of the street on 29th? What are you talking about, sir?

The, uh, poison potato. The poison potato. Yeah, you know it, huh? No, I don't know it. But you should know it's full of sour cream. Oh, God. Now, here's what I want you to do. Sir, I think I know what you're going to say.

Oh, really? Well, is this about New Year's Eve? Exactly. Now, do you remember last year we did the first annual guide drop? Yes, sir, and I gotta say it was... It was a smash hit success. You've never had such big ratings. Are you serious, sir?

Absolutely. Look at this chart right here. Huh? You see this chart? Here. Take a look. I can see it, sir. It's right in front.

front of my face. Oh, here. Rub it right on your face. Ow! Come on. Come on. Feel it. Right in your face.

No. I can't breathe, sir. Please. Yeah, that's what it feels like to be smothered by good ratings. Now, we had the highest rise we've ever had in the history of your podcast. I mean, we got to rise so high. It was probably higher than the rise you get out of some of you. your guy friends down at the

the olive oil spring chicken. What? Are you? What? Uh, sir. Ah. Oh boy. You know, sir? I'll tell you, you know, sir what? So you're going to get out there again.

What? Oh yeah, you're going to get out there again on New Year's Eve. Sir, that's just in a few minutes from now. I don't care if it's next year. Well actually I do because we got to do it this year That's right sir So you're gonna get out there and you're gonna scour the streets For a depressed loser

Who got nothing to live for going into the new year Sir that is cruel and mean There are a lot of people who are hurting deep inside And those are the lemons we want to spike our ratings I want you to do the second annual guide drop Find me a suicidal loser who wants to jump Now, sir, I... Oh, you're gonna fight me on this, are you? Howlal, wow, wow.

What? Hawaii. I'm not Hawaii, I'm Harlan. Listen, you want to keep your job? Yes, sir, I do. Then you're gonna go out there, you're gonna find me a jumper, and we're gonna have a second annual guide drop right at the crack of midnight.

And I'm sure you're used to get in the car. crack at midnight, aren't you, with your funny little guy friends? Sir, I'm not gay. Would you stop it? Ah! What does that mean, sir? Ah! Oh, God. Now, you get out there, get your crew together, get your microphones, you're going live out on the street. We're going to do the second annual guide drop to bring in 2015.

Oh, my God. And before you go, let me ask you something. Yes, sir. Have you ever fought it? Oh, here we go, sir. Do you have to do the fart thing? Have you ever got into an art gallery and fought it all over a Van Gogh painting? Sir, you don't go into art galleries and fart on Van Gogh paintings. All right, well, what about a Leonardo da Vinci? You ever fought on one of those? I bet you'd fought real nice on the Mona Lisa's face because she looks like a guy. Okay, you know what? Oh, you know what. Get the hell out there. Get your crew together. We're going to do the second annual hauling highway guide drop.

Oh, brother. Get going. I got to take this phone call. Sir, can we get out of here? Whoa. Go. Yes, sir. God.

This is unbelievable. Betty, I don't know how you work for this. guy. I really don't. Betty? Betty, can you even see me standing here? And there's your middle finger. Happy New Year to you too. Thanks, Betty. All right, I'm heading back down to the studio. I got no choice, gang. I don't blame you if you bail out of the podcast right now. I don't know who would stick around for a jumper on New Year's Eve.

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Let's go through and think of all the good and bad things that happened. Let's see, I traveled. I got to travel this year. I went over to Ireland. I can barely believe this all happened this year. This is what's crazy about time. You know, in my head, it seems like it was a long, long time ago. I did this.

It was this year. It was earlier this year. Let's see, I went over to Ireland for a comedy festival. I spent time over there. Then I flew to Paris. I rented a car. I did a road trip through France. And then I ended up driving all through France.

I went all the way down the west coast of France, all across the southern border of France. I went through the south of France and the Khan and past Monte Carlo and on the shores of the me. Mediterranean. And then I continued my road trip down the western shore of Italy. I drove to Rome. I went to the Coliseum, the ancient Roman Coliseum. It inspired me to write a short story. I wrote a short story about it. Where else did I go? My goodness, I went to Mexico for the first time ever of my life.

I went deep sea fishing and I caught a 160 pound marlin, which I'm getting stuffed and it's supposed to be ready in January. I'm going to hang it on my wall, a giant fish. I traveled all over the United States, all over Canada. I went snorkeling down in Florida. I had a dolphin swim up to me and do a few circles around me out in the ocean. I went fishing up in Canada.

I shot the second season of my sitcom. I did all these podcasts. I wrote some other short stories. Oh, my gosh. I did all kinds of things. And that's just this year. Sadly, my mom passed. away this year which seems like yesterday but also seems a long time ago time just keeps marching on man

i hope you guys had a great year i hope you did some great things and as always i always encourage you pavement pounders because time does go very fast it slips away on you it really does it sneaks away I encourage you to chase your dreams. Don't wait till you're old to complete your bucket list because when you're old, you're old. Why do you want to wait till the end of your journey to complete your bucket list? Do it now. Do it today. Do it this year.

2015, take something off your bucket list and do it. Do a couple of things. You ever want to go scuba diving or scuba diving or sky? skydiving or go to the North Pole or go swimming with whale sharks. I don't know what you want to do. But make time in your life to do it. I know I sound preachy, but I'm looking out for you, gang. I want you to enjoy the fruits of life.

Do things while you're spry while you're young, while you're invigorated. and get out there and every year try and do something really cool and exciting and get outside of your comfort zone and live life means to be alive. So live, life, live, live life. It's all the same. And if you're not happy with something in your life, your job, your relationship, the place where you live, the people that surround you, things that you do, bad habits,

just turn them off, stop them. You're the only one in control of your life. Nobody else. You can go read a book. You go see a therapist. You can do all this stuff. You can go light a candle and sit in a corner and chant. At the end of the day, you just got to make hard decisions,

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Code Harland. Have fun. Don't throw your back out. Let's read some New Year's predictions and see what's coming up for 2015, shall we? Here we go. All right, let's take a look at these. Here's the first prediction.

I think Miley Cyrus will disappear. She will have a twerking accident where she will shake her ass so hard and so violently that it will open up and eat her. Yeah, her own butt's going to swallow her. And she's going to disappear. That's number one. Number two, Queen Elizabeth will get a boob job. I think she's feeling a little intimidated by the new young blood, the new princess,

hanging around the palace and to kind of make herself feel a little more relevant, a little young. She's going to get a big fat boom job and strut around with her royal water cooler sticking out all over the place. What else do we have here? Let's see, I think they're going to erect a new statue directly across. from Lady Liberty, the Statue of Liberty, because the United States, people are getting so belligerent in this country. They're going to erect a giant statue

flipping off Lady Liberty. It'll be right across the harbor, so they'll be facing each other, and it'll be called the Statue of Fuck You, because the old days of people coming in on the boat and seeing Lady Liberty, and looking forward to a life of working hard and making something of themselves in America.

Well, those people seem to have disappeared. Now it's an entitlement society where everyone just feels their own shit and that, you know, they can tell everyone to go F off and be belligerent. So a new statue erected in the harbor right across from Lady Liberty, the fuck off statue

just a guy with a beard belly and a baseball cap flipping everybody off that's my next prediction for 2015 let's see what else we got here I predict that the

I watch the new I watch the wearable Apple eye watch is going to be a big hit I think it's going to be really big I don't know why I've seen some video on it. It looks really cool. I think it's going to be really big.

And for people that can't afford it, I predict people will just like get crazy glue and glue an apple to their wrist. And walk around with that as their apple watch. And people say, what time is it? And they'll look at their apple and go, it's Macintosh. Okay, what else?

I believe they're going to find Bigfoot. I believe that in 2015, they will finally find Bigfoot. They will shave Bigfoot down, and it will turn out to be Val Kilner, the actor that nobody's seen in a while. So Val Kilner is Bigfoot. I predict Jeb Bush will run for president, who will announce he's running for president in 2015.

And I hate to say this to all you people that don't like the Bushes. I think he's going to win. I think I'm going to predict right now he'll be the next president of the United States just because, you know, the demo, the Democrats have been in there for eight years. People are a little pissed and tired with Barack.

And I don't think people want Hillary, the old hag, in the country. So I'm just taking a guess. I'm not voting one way or the other. I just feel like he might be the choice. So I'm going to call that one right now. Let's do one more.

One more New Year's prediction for 2015. Here it is. I, yes, your humble host, I'm finally going to lose my virginity. Oh, God. Oh, God, I can't wait. Oh, this is going to be good. Oh, I wonder who it'll be.

I wonder who it'll be. What lucky lady will finally soil me. Oh, God, it's not going to happen, and I know it. God! When is it my turn, Lord? When? When does Harley get a chance in heaven? God!

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Let's have a chat that yeast could stand with yeast that yeast. I'm free. Okay. Here I am. Wow, it's noisy out here. Roger, can you hear me? Yeah? Okay.

I'm out here in the street gang. I'm wandering around. We're getting close to midnight. It's about 15 minutes to midnight. And my boss, Mr. Featherstone, has sent me out into the streets where everyone's celebrating. hoping that I can find a suicidal loser so we can do the second annual Harland Highway Guide drop

Boy, oh boy, this is just the worst gimmick to get listeners. I mean, it's just disgusting. He wants me to wander around until I find a guy who wants to jump and he wants to time it with midnight so that we instead of the ball dropping

we have a suicidal jumper and everyone can chant and yell this is ridiculous and I'm hoping I don't find anybody I'm pretty sure I won't what are the odds of hold on hold on there's a bit of an uproar

just up ahead here I'm I'm coming up on this office building or apartment or something like that everybody's oh my God oh my god oh no no no no there's a oh my god there's a man up on the top it looks like the 35th floor he's way up there oh my god sir sir can you tell me what's going on up there please we got a jumper oh my god this guy just told me oh we got a jumper this is ridiculous i'm not even going to tell mr featherstone i'm roger if you can hear me don't even tell featherstone what hello did you say

my name oh whoa whoa sir how are you uh i'm good how are you sir it sure is crowded out here isn't it well there's a lot of people around sir right down here on the ground i wouldn't look up oh don't give me that roger already told me you you found a loser well they're not losers sir these are people with deep emotional issues that can't take life as it is and they see no other... Oh, save me the Hogwarts Hollywash.

What? Save me the opi-dopee crybaby wopee. Opie-dopee cry baby wopee. I don't know what that means, sir. It means there's enough people in the world. If someone's got to jump to the loser, let's have a little fun.

Whoa, whoa, well. That is the most insensitive thing I've ever heard. Oh, really? Well, how about this? Yes, sir? You have a fart on a shoe store? Okay, you know what, sir?

There's a guy up there on the 35th floor ready to jump, and you're asking me if I farted on a shoe store. Yeah, they got those big glass windows with all the shoes. I know what they look like, sir. Yeah? No, I haven't farted. Why are we talking about this? There's a guy about to commit suicide.

Oh, yeah, thanks for putting me back on course. Now, what I need you to do is we got about just a few minutes here before the countdown. So what I want you to do is get this crowd worked up. I want you to start yelling, jump, jump, jump. Sir, sir, no, no. We don't want the guy to jump. Maybe you don't. Oh, come on, sir.

Speaking of which, where are we? I think we're at 49th and 12th Street, sir. Oh, isn't that interesting? And right around the corner is one of your funny little bars. What funny little bar? The sour grapefruit. The sour grapefruit. Sir?

Ah! Sir! Ah! Oh, come on, sir! Well, it's not my problem. You go to the funny little bars with all your funny little guy, friends. Sir, I don't go to the funny... Why are we talking about funny little...

bars. There's a man up here who needs help. We need social workers here. We don't need to be talking about funny little bars. Oh, you mean like the upside down fish net? The upside down fish nut. That's right. You can giggle all you want, twinkle toes. I don't find it that funny that you and you got. Stop with the guy stuff. Ah, sir. Ah! Now, are you ready to start this chant? No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Are you going to be fired? Oh, God. Are you serious?

That's right. I want you to start yelling, jump, jump. Oh, God, do it. Oh, jump, jump. Louder, let everyone else get in on it. Jump, jump, jump. That's better. Now everyone else is getting involved. You see how it works? Cork screw face.

Sir? Jump, can't tell him to jump. Jump, jump. Jump, jump. All right, well, I would hardly call that some good cheerleading, although you probably are a cheerleader if I know you. What does that mean, sir? Uh-huh.

What? Uh-huh. What are you pulling out here? It's called a sound system. I think a guy like you would know since you work in the audio business. Well, of course I know what it is, sir, but those are giant speakers. And it looks like some kind of whole like stereo set up, sir. Well, aren't you observing?

What are you flying around the world in 50 days? Okay, that makes no sense. What does that even mean? I don't know, but it's probably the name of one of your funny bars flying around the world in 50 days. Would you stop it with the funny? bars, sir. Why do you have a sound giant sound system here? Because I kind of figured you wouldn't be very good at getting people to yell jump. Well, I tried, sir. Yeah, well, not good

enough. So have a listen to this. Listen to what, sir? Do you remember that little band way back in the 80s called Chris Cross? Yeah, they were like little kids that did a rap thing. And the number one song was what? Jump? Uh-huh. You nailed it on the head. fat face oh no so you're you're not about to do what i think you're gonna do are you shut up and let me hit the play button here we go we'll get this guy off the ledge this loser here we go what oh no no no no no sir this this is an all-time new low come on no sir no sir no shut up Sir, I got to stop this. Shut up and look at the guy.

He's moving closer on the ledge now. This is outright. You're using a hip-hop song to get this guy to jump up a ledge. It's New Year's Eve, and this is the second annual guide drop. Now, this is what we call a ratings catcher. Oh, my God, sir. Speaking of catching, have you caught anything at those fun? I know the funny little bars.

I'm glad you know. Sir, this has got to stop. It'll stop in a few minutes because we're getting real close to midnight. In fact, I want you to start the countdown. We got about 20 seconds to go. Oh, my God, sir. I'm not doing a countdown. Oh, yes, you are.

You're going to be fired. Oh, God. Come on, start the countdown. Here we go. Ready? Get everyone going. Fifteen, 14. Come on.

Come on, everybody. Let's count down. Here we go. 11, 10, 9, 8, oh, God, 6, 5, 4, 3, yeah. Oh, my God, it's horrible. That was fantastic. Oh, my God, sir. Unbelievable.

Did you see the way he splattered all over the roof of that car? Oh, my God. This is a living nightmare, Mr. Featherstone. I'll tell you what it is. It's a living ratings booster. Come on, pump the music back up. I think we got a winner. Happy 2015, everybody.

Oh, my God. I think I need to see my therapist, like, immediately. Oh, you would. Is it a guy? Yes, it's Dr. Ascot. Biggs. What does that mean? Ah.

What? Ah. Oh, God. Happy New Year, Mr. Featherstone. Happy New Year to you. Great job. We'll see you next year for the third annual Holland Highway Guide drop. Oh, my God.

I got to go home. Jump, jump, jump. Just close to me a girl. Joe, jump. Oh, God. Close the window, Roger. I don't want to hear any more of those people out in the street. I'm back in the studio now.

Thank you. I'm just traumatized. I really am. This was a guy, a human being, jumping, and he, and he came down and he, and there was rap music, and there was a Prius, and there, oh my God, I'm sorry we had to end the year this way, gang, this isn't my doings, this is my sadistic, Mr. Featherstone. And I guess I got to blame you guys a little for listening because apparently we got a huge spike last year

in our listenership. And we did the guide drop. And I'm hoping next year that nobody feels so sad that they want to jump off a roof. It's just horrible. Horrible. So let's get out of here with some announcements. Oh, my gosh.

gosh. Let's hope the new year is a nicer and friendlier and everyone's happier. Let's see, what's going on here, gang? Let's see. We're going to be doing the M-15 theater concert hall in Corona, California, Saturday the 10th at 8 o'clock. Great venue. We're going to be doing stand-up comedy. There's going to be three of us, and then after the stand-ups over, be doing some sketch comedy it is going to be a blast it'll be a great show great venue uh tickets are online at harlow williams dot com or go to the m15 uh concert hall hall and grill and you can get your tickets there it's in corona california saturday january 10th be there it is going to be a blast and i promise there'll be no guide drops oh boy and then uh the next

week at January 16th and 17th. Yours truly will be at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, California. Great venue out there. So get your tickets again at harloweems.com. And then the third week in January, Atlanta, Georgia. I will be at the improv in Atlanta, Georgia, January 22nd to the 24th. Excellent, excellent club. Going to be great times. And then the final week of January, the weekend of the 30th and the 31st, you can catch me at Sketchfest in San Francisco. This is a great comedy festival where they do tons of sketch comedy. And we are going to be recording the very first Harland Highway podcast live in front of an audience. So if you want to be there, if you want to participate, if you want to be in there, if you want to be in

the crowd and maybe watch a guide drop get your ass out there information is available at harlo-williams.com on my stand-up comedy tour link. Just take a look and you can purchase tickets

right there. It's going to be at a nice theater right in downtown San Francisco. The very first Harland Highway podcast live. History in the making. I have no idea how it's going to go, but we're going to have fun. We'll have guests. I'm going to have a co-host, my comedian buddy, Sean Tweedley.

Oh, good times. Good, good times. And then in February, in the first of February, it'll be Saturday, February 7th. I'll be at the improv in Hollywood in California here on Melrose Avenue, Saturday night, the 7th. And then later that month, February 26th to the 20, to actually March 1st, I'll be at the Brea Comedy Club, the Brea Improv in Brea, California. So good stuff going on, man. Also, check out my website, go to the store. We've got digital downloads.

We've got my Crowd Control 3 album. If you like to hear stand-up comedians, just riff with the crowd this whole album is me going at it live with drunks and hecklers and whack jobs it's only a dollar 99 it's an hour long um great download hopefully bring you lots of laughs um and lots other great items for sale in the store um also please i click on my youtube channel and subscribe as there will be a lot of videos coming up in 2015 okay A lot of free videos to hopefully keep you entertained. So click on there and check it out.

No gimmicks, no email or spam or anything. Just you click and subscribe. And when I put a goofy video up, you get to see it in your in-mail. And if you want to watch it, you can. If you want to junk it, you can. But at least you have the option. So that's it. We are done.

happy 2015 everybody thank you so much for being pavement pounders thank you for riding along on this crazy podcast with me as always I appreciate your listenership

I appreciate your loyalty to the show always feel free to write in at harlomwilms.com or you can phone me and leave a voicemail 323-739 4330

thank you Thank you, thank you. Here's me wishing you the best year ever in your business, in your love life, in your personal life, in all your pursuits, happiness, strength, peace, harmony, and kick some hairy ass. That's it for today, folks. Have a good one. We'll catch you next time. And until then, chicken chameen, baby.

Year! Here's wishing you all good luck, good health, a good time, and a Happy New Year 1954! Let's everybody sing! Should all the plaintiffs be forgotten and never brought? brought to mind should old acquaintance be forgot and days of old lang syne. For old angine, my dear, for old angine. We'll take a cup of kindness yet. For old Time!

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