The Harland Highway - 646 - HARLAND HIGHWAY LIVE in San Fran - PART 1

Episode Date: February 5, 2015

For the first time ever Harland records his podcast in front of a live crowd in San Fran. In this half of the show some sexy swingers take over the podcast. Swing my ring!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rice, a rumy, the San Francisco treat. Oh, boy, yes, it's a treat. It's a tasty, tasty treat. Welcome to the Harland Highway. A historic episode happening right now. As you know, as I've been telling you, last weekend, we went up to San Francisco for a great comedy festival called Sketchfest. It involves stand-up comedy and sketches and all kinds of different comedy-style shows. And for the first time ever, I recorded the Harland Highway Live in front of an audience. In a small theater, I think it's about a 90-to-100-seat theater.

We were up on stage. We had a couple of tables set up. We had a bunch of microphones. We got the crowd involved. we told stories we heard funny things from the audience all kinds of stuff and this will be the first part of it because it was like almost two hours long so I'm going to cut it up into different podcasts this is just over half an hour and this is the beginning where we got some very interesting people up on stage

who are all about the sex it was unbelievable so here we go I hope you enjoy the live version, very first time of the Harland Highway. You're listening to Harlan Williams. Harlan, funny stuff, bro. Funny stuff. Keep it coming. Later. How long have you had this job?

Long enough. He's fine as long as he gets his medication. He doesn't get his medications. He's not fine. You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. You're a groovy boy. I'd like to strap you on sometime.

The Harland Highway. You're all going to experience intense, mental, physical, strength. All right, hold tight on the Harland Highway Show. Don't let me do it. I'll do it, I swear to God. Don't be such a fucking pussy. Then you're around here, ain't you? What's your name?

You're listening to Harlan Williams. The Rock and Luck. Welcome to the Harland High. Highway. Hello and welcome to the Eureka Theater and the 14th annual San Francisco Sketch Festival. I'd like to let you know that there is no photography allowed during this performance and no intermission during this 90-minute show. Please silence all electronic devices.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy the Harland Highway Podcast. How are you, gang? Woo! Yeah! There he is. Hey, welcome to the Harland Highway podcast. It's his history in the making here. This is the very first live Harland Highway podcast in front of a crowd of pavement pounders. For those of you that don't consider yourself pavement pounders, you're now officially pavement pounders because you're here and you're part of the Harland Highway podcast. So welcome, everybody. Thanks for being here. What a treat. What a tasty tobacco road treat. We're going to have a great show today.

We got some great topics to talk about. I have a great co-host here. You guys are probably going to get involved at some point with the podcast. So there's a fly just went by. I don't know if you saw a little tiny fruit fly. and I believe there's some fruit trees in the back anyways before I go any further my co-host comedian actor Sean Tweedley with us here today

give Sean a hand thank you everybody how do you feel dude I'm excited yeah I feel like I'm part of history and yeah and because I'm from the past and yeah This is big history. We might end up on Mount Rushmore, me and you.

Yeah, they'll probably get rid of two of those guys and carve our faces into the brick. The brick? The molten lava. I think it's granite. Yeah, carve our faces into the granite. Yeah. Well, we had a great trip up here.

Sean and I flew up from Los Angeles, and we got to the airport. and we got through, like, it's not customs, it's security, right? Security, yeah. And we kind of got violated, and we feel like it. And this might be a little sensitive for the ladies, but we have to talk about it. I think the guys might be behind this.

We kind of feel like we were violated by a woman. We were ripped off. We were ripped off. Misled. Misled, and maybe even sexually assaulted. I felt completely. ripped off and assaulted and raped at the end. Yeah, and here's what happened, and it's awkward to talk about it.

It might not be politically correct, but... They'll know. They'll understand. We had this girl in front of us. We got through the other side of security, and a lot of the women nowadays are wearing these real tight, like, Lulu Lemon jogging pants. Have you seen the tight black? You've seen them? Really tight, tight pants and really, really sexy. Yeah, tighter than, like...

Morgan Freeman's skin. Even tighter than his skin on his face. Yeah. He's got real tight skin on that face. Wrapped like a drum around his face, Morgan Freeman. Yeah. Yeah. And so

we got behind this girl and you know, we're guys. It's natural to you know, when you have a pair of buttocks wrapped in skin tight lulu lemon pants right in front of you, most men, maybe some of you

wouldn't, sir, would you look? Is there anyone who wouldn't look? I think even some man would you look? She said yes. Well, women always say that they dress for other women, they don't dress for men. So I think a woman would check out a tight pair of Lulu Lemon buttocks.

And everything inside. Yeah. And I think it was wasn't it Forrest Gump that said buttocks? Yeah. Is it buttocks? Lice like a box, a buttocks. You never know what you're going to get. You know, that sounded like the British force gum there. It all has slung a box of but-offs.

So anyways, we were looking naturally. This girl was as close as you are, my friend with the SunVisor, because it's so bright in this dark underground zombie bunker. Yeah. So she was even closer than that, okay? And so just right in front of us, we weren't trying to be pervy or creepy, but it was a nicely rounded bottom. It's like an upside down apple or something. Yeah, I mean, this was probably a grade A, most guys, I bet would give it an eight to ten, like round firm.

Round and like a beautiful round firm, two balls next to each other, two round firm. And there was even a little, just as a teaser, there was a little time. tiny, like it looked like a moth got its hands on her lulu lemons and ate a little hole on the right butt cheek. There was a little hole about that big, so you actually got a little, you got a glimpse of the magical kingdom sort of, right? Yeah. You had to see some buttock flesh, right? Yeah. You have to be up real close to see the hole, like right an inch away from it. Yeah. There was a hole. There was a little hole, a natural hole. A natural hole. And so we were looking at it, and we both kind of did. did that thing like, you know, you're not, wow, okay, nice, nice. You like that?

Yeah, I like that. And then this is where it gets sketching. We don't want to be asses, but she turned around, and, you know, she was a three dressed up as a nine, basically, is what it was. She looked like that guy. Like that guy with the beer. Yeah, the guy with the visor. So it's funny that, yeah. She looked like a cast member of Deadliest Casual.

catch. Big, beautiful, round, tight, ass, and then he turned around. Yeah. It was like she might as well have pulled up a pod of King Crabbs from the bottom of the terminal floor. Yeah, that's exactly what both of us thought at the same time. And we were both like, okay, can we get our money back right now? Yeah, we felt like violated. We felt like we were tricked, we were duped, and staring at this beautiful bum. And who do you call? Like, who are you going? to report this to? Bumbusters? I don't know. Who do you complain to? I think we're complaining to these people. Right. And they don't seem sympathetic. They're like, screw you guys, losers. And you know, you're cute enough and everything, but you're not what a guy's expecting to have

turn around after you see these beautiful, these beautiful cheeks. Like we should probably ask, sir, do you own a pair of black lulu lemon yoga? You probably have a few, right? You don't, no, you can tell us. There's nobody here. There's nobody here. Just talk to us. What, how many? Uh, I have some white linen fans.

Some white linen fans. Wow. We got us a Miami vice player in that. Wow. So, so anyways, that was our, that was our venture into San Francisco. Is it ever happened to anyone else? Yeah. Has anyone ever, anyone ever had the old duporama?

Has anyone here ever pulled the old duporama? Yeah, and on that note, any ladies here checking out a dude, and the dude looked like, you know, Phyllis Diller or something. Or like that guy sitting in the front. Again, to that guy. No. You really love that guy. What's what we call a block 10?

A what? A block 10. What's a block 10? They look good 10 blocks away. Oh, they look 10 blocks away. They look good from 10 blocks away. Then as you get closer, wait a minute. Who are you Superman?

How do you see from 10 blocks away, dude? What do you go? Why did you fall into a fucking vat of x-ray oil or something? 10 blocks away. That could be a homeless old guy wandering around in a sleeping bag from that distance. Anything's going to start looking better. It could be a zebra. That's hilarious.

Who knows? 10 block. It's also a bug repellent, isn't it? What is it? 10 block? Is it sunscreen? Oh, 10 block, yeah. Ten block. Well, anyways, we are here in San Francisco successfully, and we have to play this because this is just part of the culture here for the audience listening at home. Here we go. Hey, everybody. Who wants to have better sex? No? Yes? Yes. The answer is yes. You always want to have better sex. That's what you want it to be better, not worse. Trust me. And Adam and Eve is offering 50% off just about any item plus free shipping. And more than that, Adam and Eve wants to make

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What in the name of sweeping? baby Jesus is a San Francisco tree. Can someone here from San Francisco tell us what it is? Nobody knows. What's that? It's anything you wanted to be, huh? Have you ever had a San Francisco tree? Have you?

And can you describe it for us? Huh? Gumbie? Yumby. Yummy. Tell us. You want to come up and tell us on to the microphone? You want to hear?

Come on, come up. Come up a chair. Please. We would love to hear your San Francisco treat. Where are you going to get them? I'll help you up. Do you want to come and tell? 2x rated.

I think we like that. Are you sure? Can you please tell us? your X-rated San Francisco treat story. Come on. She coming? You're thinking about it? Come on.

Here she goes. Yes, yes, here. You're going to get a cookie. Here she comes. This is going to be beautiful. Hi. Oh, good. Have a seat over here,

or you can stand, whatever you feel. See, this is current. This is, I like this. If you were a, if you were a Wizard of Oz character, you'd be the lion. What's your name? Right into the microphone here. Roxy. Roxy, huh?

I don't know if I believe here, but. All right. So, Roxy had a San Francisco treat. It's X-rated. Tell us, take us through the San Francisco tree. When was it? What's time? Wow, which time?

The best time. What was the best, what was the treatiest of all trees? Um, well, in San Francisco, there are a number of places you can visit after hours. And, um, this one has initials P.E. What is it? Power exchange? So you've had a treat there, too? Have you ever seen Roxy naked?

Okay. So... She was under a bunch of guys. Wow. Thank you, Baskin, Robin. This guy just did a power scoop. All right. So you're at P.E.

and the thing about the PE is you need to go with the right partner and I have a great partner Is that him or her? And

we like to put on a show Oh, do tell And And God, I don't No, how much to tell. Whispering isn't going to stop it. So this partner of mine has discovered ways to please me.

And he wants to, you know, see how many orgasms I can actually have. And we go higher than 50. 50. You can't By you're on your 50th birthday though Sh! 62.

So... You can't just blow out 50 candles? Wow, how are you even walking? Dude, are you the secret partner? And if you can give someone 62 orgasm, I think we all want a piece of that. You are the San Francisco

treat. Okay, so. That's what I was getting at. He is the San Francisco. He gave you 50 orgasms. He did. In one night. Yeah.

That you might as well be epileptic. That's like a major seizure happening right there. How did he do it? Tell us, describe how the San Francisco treat gave you 50 orgasm. In what span of time? Several hours. Several hours. Yeah.

Okay. How? He usually starts with his tongue. He's very good at that. He's just very committed, devoted. But I'm very responsive. It's not like he's down there not getting, he's working for nothing.

Right. So the tongue is linking you. Yeah. On the, can we say the clitoris word in this theater? Was it, though? Around there, all around. All around. All around.

There and all around. It's very fun. So, like, was he licking the couch and stuff? No. Because that was probably around. He would never lick the couch at the P.E. Did he lick the car? He wouldn't even touch the couch at the P.E.

He touched the couch. No, he won't even touch the couch at the P.E. Oh, the couch at the P.E. They had a couch there? Oh, is it crunchy? So, that's one. It probably looks like a fronels. couch, there's so much crust on it.

It's probably like a tempura couch. The old P-E-E-E-P-E, penis envy. P-Nus ejaculate couch, which you can also get at IKEA, by the way. Okay, so he's leaking you all around. Well, that's one of the ways. And what's the other? What else? Well, that way, he might start there.

Yeah. And then I might get space. And then I might get spank. Oh, you spanker? Then, yeah, then I would probably have quite a few orgasms from spanking. Wait, you're very good at it. How do you, did you just sneeze or was that an orgasm? You like spanking gives you an orgasm?

Extremely intense. God, your father must have been confused. Bad girl, I told you not to be. I told you not to play in the garden. Oh, fuck, she's moaning. What the hell? I was bad yesterday, too, Daddy. Daddy, I lit the tool shed on fire on purpose.

I'm going to be bad again in about an hour, Daddy. Daddy, you're a San Francisco treat, Daddy. Wow, that's insane. So you get off by being spanked. I did not, by the way, I did not expect this show to go down. sexual encounter street so quickly but this is fascinating I'm really thank you for sharing this is great can we keep going this is it's like I'm peeling an erotic onion here you watch 50 shades of gray coming out February you'll learn about that

wow look at this guy back here how do you watch it coming out in February 50s straight coming out in February oh that show is vanilla compared to Okay, so keep going. You got licked and had... He can also make me orgasm by the way he touched my breasts, so I can have orgasms that way. What, can you show us? Are you kidding?

You want to show us? Come on up and show us. Come on up. Please, you owe us at this point. Do you want to just tell me how to do it, and I'll do it? Do you realize we have a theater and it's probably 70% men and they've all got erections right now.

Does I try to give her an orgasm? I'll tell you what. I'm not going to, I would prefer probably not to orgasm on the stage, right? You don't want an orgasm on the stage? It sounds like you orgasm pretty easy, though. Yeah. Like if you stub your toe, do you, orgasm?

Like, if you were to walk over a speed bump, would you be drenched? Drenched. Oh, look, a baskin rob. is, ah, ah, ah. What's that? I'm sure she has had it out back, yeah. What's with Hugh Hefner, Jr. over here?

It's like we're in a cave and there's a monster at the back yelling. So, so I got to ask, it sounds like you've done a lot of things, okay, with your partner. Is there something that you have yet to do that you want to do that you haven't done yet? And can you tell us what that is? Well, this might be a good time to get out if you're afraid to ask the voice in the back. Maybe now's the time to...

I do have this little secret fantasy to be dominated by my partner and a woman at the same time. Wow. Okay. If there's any dominic stress out there. Any women in the crowd that would like to participate in that? I think I see somebody with the hand. Right here? Yeah, you man?

Ma'am? You want to come on up here as well? Dominator? You want a spanker? Not here. Not here. Well, okay. How do you feel about that mysterious voice in the shadows?

Yeah, they have a guy. Oh, I see, you're like the boss. He's the boss. So he made you come up here, didn't he? Sure. Like, is he one of those? You got one of those relationships where it's like he's... I don't think he told you you could drink the water.

Dude, I smell a spanking coming right there. All right, now, are you going to come up now? We want to hear from you. Let's take a look at this Casanova. Here he comes, good. All right. Let him sit right over there. This is great.

Sean, you want to do a meet-and-grreet? I don't know. Oh, he's going to, okay, here we go. Wow, he looks swath, too. That's a handsome gentleman right there. How are you, man? You got the Bluetooth in? Wow.

Probably talking to Ricearoni Central. Sean shook his hand in that orgasm. He just came in my pants. Oh, my God. That was fantastic. Wow, wow. All right, now ladies. Now that you've seen the other half,

and this is a handsome man right here, do we have any ladies now that want to participate in their little fantasy? Huh? Oh, I heard one. Someone back there? Okay. What do you... Wait. Oh, someone's actually leaving.

Wow. Wow. This was not the family show. They thought it was. They left his wife or something here. But the guy left and she's still here. Why don't we not call her a wife and maybe call her an offering? Is there a reason that you left you? He left you here for them.

You will be devoured sexually. I hope you're ready to come 53 times in 20 minutes. Just imagine you're riding a snowmobile with nothing on. All right, my dashing gentleman. You don't have to use your real name. Do you have a role-playing name? that you use? The name is David.

David, that's not very exotic. Is that your real name, or is that the master's name? It's the name she refers to me. Oh, wow. Can I make a request? I think on behalf of everybody, David, would it be okay? Can we see the tongue? There's nothing special about it.

Well, we're humble. It starts here. It's all about the brain. The brain is the most powerful thing we have going. It doesn't matter your size of anything. If you don't know what to do with it, then it doesn't matter. Are you getting defensive? No, I'm just saying it starts with the brain.

Do you rub your brain on her clip? How do you... I think you're right. It's psychological, right? Sex is psychological. It starts there, yeah. I like to like this stuff. The skin is the biggest organ in your body.

until you get an erection maybe for you yeah yeah but she's getting home she's having one now maybe she's always laughing and you think it's an orgasm she's just laughing at her so let me ask you this David since we know she can have 50 orgasms an hour or plume or more or more how many can you have an hour. One. Why? What are you doing wrong? She's not doing anything wrong. I'm a guy, you know, guys that are kind of limited. Women are more expensive, shall we say. What do you mean? When am I doing wrong? I'm getting 53 orgasms in a three-hour session of lovemaking. I'm doing everything great. You go, girl. Wow. Wow. All right, David, what's you. We asked her her favorite what's your favorite thing to do with your lovely lady all of it all of it

yeah if there's one let's say you're on death row and instead of bringing you a meal they say david you can have one last sex act what is it well for me it's all one sex act it starts with touching sensual touching right and um she's she's incorrect in that i start with the tongue i don't always start with tongue. I often start with spanking, which kind of opens her up. And I, in fact, did open her up in many ways. So, um, can we see your hand? Do you have big hands? I didn't have sex for almost 20 years. 20 years. Why? Sexless marriage? Sexless marriage. Well, that's not true. She had some. Yeah. Much what marriage is. Yeah. Boyfriends are way more on the husbands. Wow. So how long have you two been together? Almost five years.

Five years. Wow. Yeah. Unbelievable, bro. And we've been to many sketchfest and we love the sketchfish. You do? He's the one who turned me on a sketch fest and 50 orgasms. Wow. 50 plus, but who's counting? Wow. Unbelievable. This guy's a stud. Have you ever been married, David? I have. And you have divorced? Four kids. Four kids? Any of them here tonight? What? Any of them here tonight? No.

Because I think that person that ran out might have been one of them. Oh, he's back now. My kids, none of them have enough money to come to a show like this. Oh, really? All right. Well, I think we've kind of had our fair share of questions. I think it's only fair to see if anyone in the audience has a question for, come on up.

There's a microphone up here. Or, Sean, you can just, come on up to the stage. Come on up to the stage. Someone over there had their hand up. Just come on up to the front of the stage. We are open for your questions for this wonderful couple. I just had one quickly. You said he introduced you to SketchFest and 50 plus orgasms.

Which do you like better? It's a great question. Which does she like better? SketchFest or having Orch? Well, SketchFest only comes once a year, so I'd say. Let's let the work. wet one answer please I can't have to go with the orgasms but sketch fest is definitely second it's a close second is it just me or do you see her as the future spokesperson for

sham wow I am writing a book called fuck your way to heaven wow and are you going to read it to God when you get there Should it be called Come to Heaven? All right, any more questions, and someone else is leaving. We're so sorry. We're going to talk about Bambi in about five minutes. Any more questions for this wonderful couple, and then we've got to move on.

You can shout it out and I'll read it. If you're someone, some are afraid to come up. Any sex, all of you have had sex. It's hard for me to believe that not one person has a sex question out there. Go ahead. I mean, there's got... Here we go.

More about the power exchange. What's that all about? More about... Tell them about the power exchange, David. The power exchange has been around for a number of years and they're... And they're an open public sex club.

In other words, by public, I mean that anybody can go in there and they pay the fee and they go in. Nobody does anything that they don't want to do. You're not supposed to touch anybody without permission. It can be a swingers club. It can be a voyer's club. It can be an exhibitionist club.

It can be all those things. It can be just whatever. And it's for many people, it is an open, it's just for different sexualities. They're transgender. They're gay. They're straight. They're just an open community.

for sexual expression. And some people go there and they don't have sex at all. They just kind of go there and, you know, enjoy the energy. Do they serve breakfast? They don't. Well, in a matter of speaking, they don't. Why do I picture like this whole room just standing up and going there right now? It's like we picked the one guy to talk to at the beginning of the show

that's going to clear the room. Like we're sitting here watching two guys talking to microphones. We could be a P.E. doing Cirque de Soleil sex acts. So it sounds like you might be curious, sir. Has anybody else been? Over here. Oh, there you go.

Did you recognize these two? Huh? It's very dark. It's very dark. It's very dark out there, but... All right. Well, hey. I'd say the whole place smells like a barred urinal.

It smells like a burnt urinal? It doesn't... No. Barton. No. Bart? What's a Bart? What is a BART urine?

Bart train. The BART train. He's talking about the BART train. Oh. What country are you from, sir? A subway urinal. Bay Area Rapid Transit. Oh, BART, Bay Area Rapid Transit.

Okay. What about Barrow Bay Area Rapid Orgasms? No. All right, well, folks, this was good. Give them a hand. It's David and Madam X. Thank you, David. Thanks for sharing.

What a, did you want a cookie, David? Have a cookie. Maybe it'll, yeah. Be careful. Don't fall down the steps. Or maybe if you do, that'll cause an orgasm. Who knows? Thank you.

Give them a hand, gang. Unborevable. That was a really fun way to kick it off. Yeah, that was a fun way. And we owe it all to. Right here. Rice, Aramie, the San Francisco tree. Can I hear him sing it?

Which guy? The guy with the beard, our buddy. Oh, do you want to sing it? We'd love you to sing Rice Rooney to set. Come on, please, please. I think that would cause me to have an orgasm. Was it the Bay Area San Francisco treat? No, it's Rice Aroni, the San Francisco treat.

Rice Aroni. the San Francisco treat. Nice. Nice. Really great job. Really great. I think from now on, I'm glad we didn't ask them

about other food, like, items. Yeah. Like, you know, like Pillsbury dough or Pepperidge Farm. Right. Like, if I ever eat riceroni again, I'm going to feel kind of like violated, sexually abused.

Yeah, me too. Kind of like this all started when we felt we got sexually abused. at the airport. Yeah, I don't feel the same way about anything anymore after what just happened here. I've totally changed my whole outlook on life. I don't know.

I might even go to church now. Really? Because I feel the other way like I've missed the boat. Yeah. The motorboat. But this brings us to an interesting question because part of us, we're probably like, in all honesty, we'd probably look at David and his lovely lady and go

ooh, that ain't right, but then there's another part of us that probably goes, God, I wish I was that, I wish I was that open, I wish I was that free, I wish I, I wasn't so conservative because, you know, sexuality is a very interesting you know, it's a very

interesting place. Yeah. You can be, like most people, there are a lot of people, I don't want to speak for everybody, but a lot of people can be pent up and have fantasies and never act them out. Or share them with a room full of strangers. Yeah. Yeah. And yet I'm kind of impressed that they had no reservations or embarrassment about it and most people aren't like that. So maybe we learned here today that we can all be a little more open or something. Look, there's

some people making out right there. Did you see that? She just went for it. I think I saw the beginning of a hand job right there. Wow. And she's got a sweater on too. Wow, that's like a like a Dick Van Dyke. Look at the guy right there. It's his hand on that bag. Yeah. Well, that's a grocery bag. Oh, it's his bag.

It's a grocery bag. Yeah. Well, but for what he said then, does everybody feel that way? Is everybody sort of jealous of their lifestyle by applause? So. Yeah. I didn't hear any applause. Yeah, I don't know if people are just afraid.

That's what I mean. People can be ashamed. They can feel shame or they can be very kind of timid about talking about sex openly. I mean, have you ever seen a couple like that that were that open and sharing and giving about their sexuality? No. I don't think there is another couple like that walking the earth. So when you're a little boy, your parents never sat you down and said this is how you were made? No.

Mommy never sat me down and said, Daddy gives me 50 organ. agasms a day by rubbing his head on Michael Taurus, son. Now, enjoy your day at school, and we'll see you at three. For a spanking. For a spanking. Wow, wow. Well, thank you guys for sharing. Thank you for singing, dude.

That was absolutely beautiful. Yeah, well, there it is. That was beautiful. I hope you enjoyed it. That's the first segment of the Harland Highway Live for the first time ever. Wow. Just to give you a little backstory, it was a little nerve-wracking, you know, walking out on a stage. I told you before, I'm used to doing this in my studio by myself.

I do a lot of my characters and voices, and I don't have to worry about listening for laughter. I just kind of let it rip. And my goodness, it was a little intimidating being in front of a bunch of human beings sitting there, some of whom I could see sitting right up front in the front row. Like there were a group of guys sitting like probably like, you know, eight feet away, which was very unnerving, but I was happy they were there. It was great to have them there. And then there was a bunch of people that faded into the blackness.

of the theater. There were people I can sort of see. There were people in the back that I couldn't see at all, just blackness. And there were voices and laughs coming from all parts of the theater. And, you know, even though it was scary, I've always told you, I think fear is a good thing. Fear pushes you, it tests you, it makes you feel alive, it helps you learn. And I certainly learned a lot, and I certainly discovered a lot in doing it in front of a crowd. So first and foremost, thank you to everyone who came out to the show, all the brand new pavement pounders and ones that were already pavement pounders. So great to have y'all there supporting and laughing and, you know, participating. What a treat. What a San Francisco treat.

And then I want to thank, of course, the Eureka Theater, who did an outstanding job, the tech crew, the lighting crew, the box office crew, the management. There's everyone running the facility. They had delicious cookies and cupcakes and granola bars for us in the green room and really made us feel at home. Great job. Thank you to all and thank you to SketchFest for having us up there. You know, that thing's 14 years strong and I'd never even heard of it.

I'd never been to it, obviously. And wow, what a lot of fun it turned out to be. So yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hope you enjoy. As you heard, we had some very eclectic people. We had some very interesting people. I've never interviewed swingers before. I mean, I've done them as characters on the show,

but I've never sat down and dealt with real-life swingers. It's a little unnerving, but as I said, it's like, are you creeped out by it or are you envious of it? And I don't know. Be honest. I think many of us might be envious that these people are that kind of open and free and don't have sexual hangups and reservations and trepidations the way many do. Not me.

I mean, you guys. Not me. I mean, come out. Look, I'm really, oh, but, and maybe there's a fine balance in between where you're conservative with your sexual behavior, but then maybe you are a little more adventures. I don't know. It was certainly fun to hear these people and hear how open they were and how. how

I don't know how they approached it with such a kind of relaxed frame of mind and it was very generous to them to share such intimate details and it was also

fun and funny and a little bit shocking and startling and disgusting no it wasn't disgusting so that's the first little bit in the next segment that we'll do

on the next episode because I always like to keep the show you know under an hour we have a a very interesting guy, and I'll just, I'll say one word, AIDS. Yeah, that's right. AIDS.

Interesting guy came up out of the crowd, and I'll let you listen to it when we get going on the next episode. So hope you enjoyed it, guys. Maybe it'll lead me to do more of these. I don't know if doing it live is funnier or if it's worse. love to hear feedback from you guys from uh you've pavement pounders at home listening i'd love to see if you if this is something you'd like to hear more of or less of or you're kind of like whatever it wasn't anything special because uh you know i like this show to be about what you

want as well as what i want and um i'm interested in your feedback um so there you go first live podcast in the harland highway um if you want to see me live this week you weekend. Yes, indeed, yes indeed. I will be at the Orlando Improv starting tonight, February 5th, right through the weekend to Sunday, February 8th, the Orlando Improv. Get your tickets at Harlowon Williams.com. And then just like 10 days later or so, around, let's see, February 19th, to the 21st. That's Thursday through Saturday. I will be just up the coast or down the coast in West Palm Beach.

Or up the coast. I think it's down. I don't know. Who cares? It's in Florida. West Palm Beach Improv February 19th to the 21st. So please come out to that, Florida. Here I come. And then we're going to be doing Brea, Braia,

Braya, California, the following weekend, February 26th to March 1st. So a lot of good improv gigs all this month of February. Go to Harlow Williams.com. You can click on my stand-up tour link, and you can find out everything you need to know. Get your tickets online, yada, yada, yada. Great to see you guys live. Also, while you're in there, you can write me at Harlowyms.com. You can call me at 323739 4330, 3233.3.3.3.433. Let me know what you thought about the live podcast.

I'm interested in your feedback. Check out the store while you're there. And also be sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel. The little subscription button is right at the bottom of the homepage. and you will get my weekly episodes of my three-hour indie movie comedy that I did called Fudgee Wudgy Fudge Face every Monday posting the next little five-minute segment of the movie. So you'll be able to basically watch a movie five minutes at a time for the next year and a half. Kind of be like a little adventure you're going on. So hopefully you dig that. And check out the store.

We got all kinds of fun t-shirts and books and DVDs and artwork, all that fun stuff. And tell your friends to get on the Harlan Highway. I think they'll enjoy it too. So that's it. Hope you had a good time. And we'll play the second half of the live podcast. It'll either be the next show or maybe the one after. I might put a different show in between just to break it up a little.

But maybe not. We'll have to see how I feel. It's all about how. I feel inside, okay? I get emotional. I don't like to break my podcast up. It hurts. Um, okay.

Unacceptable. Uh, so that's it. Thank you for being here. And until next time, ladies and gentlemen, chicken chalemine, baby. Thank you.