The Harland Highway - 663 - A visti to CHARLIE LEE'S Moonglow buffet. Lying confessions.

Episode Date: April 9, 2015

Harland takes a visit to Charlie Lee's Chinese buffet where Charlie Lee wants a new iWatch. More secrets and lies from Hilary Clinton. The abuse of yellow lights. Glide and ride!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy, it's finally happened. I've been avoiding it for a long time, but I had to do it. We got a call from Charlie Lee down at the Munglow restaurant, just off exit 84 on the Harland Highway. He wants me to go visit him. So today on the show, I'll be dropping by Charlie Lee's Munglo Restaurant to talk with the owner, Charlie Lee. Who knows what he wants. God bless him. also we're going to be talking about yellow lights do you drive through yellow lights how dare you

how dare you drive through yellow lights it's crazy why do we do it why do we drive through the yellow lights that will be the harland highway question of the day and then we're going to take a call from a pavement pounder we're talking about the clinton's and people lying and a pavement pounder called in and decided to confess to a lie. And of course we talk about that, but then that opened up the whole door with the new Clinton lying scandal. Hillary Clinton has been charged with deleting all kinds of important government emails on the eve of announcing her run for the presidency. Should we trust her?

Do we like that? We're going to find out. It's all here, right here. Telling the truth, this is the Harland Highway. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce. The Harland Highway. I promise you, I will please you all. Believe me. What is he life?

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Well, Roger's telling me that we're going to start the show off with, okay. All right, so I might as well put the stuff on. No point recording some stuff now. All right, so it sounds like our old friend Charlie Lee, who owns the Moonglo Restaurant, just down the road, the Moonglo Chinese restaurant. He's complaining because he hasn't seen me for a while, and he wants me to come in.

I guess he feels like my appearances at his restaurant or good publicity for his establishment. So, all right, let's cut. And then I'm going to go down there, Raj, and then I'll hook you back in with the live feed. Okay? All right. So there's going to be just, well, it won't be a gap for you guys because we're going to cut you in. But I'm going to take off right now. And when you pick us up next, we'll be at the Moonglow restaurant.

Chinese restaurant just down the road from our office building. Okay, let's do it, Rod. Cut it. Oh, boy. Here we go. Walking into Charlie Lee's Moonglow restaurant. Where is he? Where I...

Hey, there he is. Hey, Charlie. Hey, how you do, funny guy? Well, I'm doing good. Why you not come around here for such a long time? What Charlie smell? No, you don't smell, Charlie, but I've been busy. I've been working on the podcast.

Yeah, well, Charlie been working on a new recipe. I got honey nut fried shrimp with coconut oil. Honey nut fried shrimp with coconut oil. What, you yoddler, you stand on mouth, you say what Charlie say. Why, why you got to do that? Well, no, I was just repeating what you, yeah, that's what yodel do. You go on the mouth and you yell. You, yo, can you shut the music off?

I can't hear myself. Okay, you don't tell Charlie Lee what to do at the Mungro restaurant, okay? Charlie Lee owned his praise, okay? You don't come marching in here like, you know, Beverly Hillbilly and tell Charlie Ree how to play the music in his praise. But marching here like the Beverly Hillbillies? You know what Charlie Lee mean, funny guy?

cracking joke i wasn't cracking a joke charlie all i said was can you turn the house music down oh what next you want charlie to pull out pen and paper and write you a love story on a book what don't want me listen charlie you're the one that asked me to come down here what's going on okay you do broadcast right yes i do the podcast okay so you have many friend you always He's interviewing celebrity and so on, whatnot, and so forth. By the way, before Charlie get any photo, can I offer you some honey glazed spare rib, funny guy? You know, it's too early in the day for honey glazed spare rib, funny guy.

No, I don't want honey glazed spare ribs. You know, I'm actually kind of busy. Oh, you got no time for your old friend Chariri at the old Moongrel restaurant. Huh? Funny guy. Oh, you celebrity friend. What? Your celebrity friend? Celebrity friends. That's what Charlie Lee say. What you got? Pottery bond candle in your ear? What do you want, Charlie? Oh, now you're going to raise voice in my kitchen. You're going to spoil the shrimp. What do you mean? I'm going to spoil the shrimp. Well, shrimp very sensitive credit. They live under the water. Yeah, they live under the water. So you raise your voice, you spoil, shrimp go rotten. Charlie Lee get lawsuit for serving poison shrimp.

Okay, what do you want? Charlie Lee want to know if you get Charlie Lee new I want. What? You got all kind of connections. Charlie Ney, all you know with the podcast, you got all kind of connecting cerebro-prey. You get Charlie Lee new I want. What do you? How am I?

I'm going to get you and I watch? Because you know everyone. You got prod prayer. Just because I have a podcast, oh, don't make funny guy make excuse for Charlie Lee. I'm not making excuses. Okay, good. Charlie Lee won't eye rot. What, Charlie? No, no, no, no what, what, what, Charlie?

Charlie want to eye wash. Okay, how am I supposed? You know how to get it, funny guy. Don't look at me in the eye with your round eyes. How dare you look into Charlie Lee's slanty eyes with your big round eyes? My eyes much better than your slanty, much better than round. Okay, you know what? People get sensitive when you start throwing around the shape of eyes.

I know it's not a big deal, but oh, so now you back pettering on Charlie, huh? No, I'm just saying Well, I don't even care You brought it up Why should I care if you say you got slanty eyes? Yeah, that's right, because I do round eye Okay, now I'm feeling a bit abused You shouldn't say round eye to me

Oh, why not? What, you got round eye, don't you funny guy? Yes, so you are round eye Oh, God I can't get you, why do you want an eye watch Well, because it do everything for Charlie. I hear I watch do just about everything.

Well, it basically tells time at the end of the day. Oh, no. No, no, no. I watch Charlie Lee get watched to cook food for buffet. Charlie go to casino. Wait a minute. You want the I watch to cook the food in here where you run down to the casino? Bingo, funny guy.

I don't see what's so funny because Charlie Lee down a casino having beer, smoke a cigarette. All of a sudden, I watch in here, stewing the wonton, sizzle the beef, deep fried a green bean, honey curry to mushroom, making the dinner number 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, you know these stuff. Okay, an eyewatch is not going to cook Chinese food. All up yours with a rubber holes, funny guy. Listen, no, I watch, I watch walking my dog when I'm at the Mungro restaurant working with my customers. Your eye watch is not going to walk your dog, and I watch to make love love.

What? Sometime my wife get all fired up when Charlie Lee come home late at night from Mungo restaurant. She wants to make fancy Ravrov. She wants to make Love Love? Yeah, that's what it's called Funny Guy. What? You never make love, love? Probably not. Look at your face. Whoa, easy. Big round eye. No good like that. Would you stop? Stop making fun of my eyes, Charlie Lee. So I watch to make love to my wife, and then I wanted to walk my dog. I wanted to make food, wanton soup, sweet and sour soup. I watch stirring. Okay, you know what? This is going nowhere. I'm out of here. Oh, where you go from?

Funny guy. I'm going where it's somewhere sane. Okay, well, you work on it for Charlie Lee. You get eyewatch for Charlie Lee. Here, you take some honey-fried butterfly shrimp for the road home, okay? Funny guy. Thank you, Charlie. Oh, don't look so grateful. Hope a piano drop on your face. Hey, watch it. Okay, I'll see you later. Okay, give me the eyewatch. Yeah, okay, Charlie Lee, whatever. Up yours, funny guy. Good Lord. No wonder I never come in here anymore.

Up yours. You give me the eyewatch, son bitch. Charlie leaves your hot honey garlic shrimp oil in your face. Mother fuck. Unreal. I'm getting back to the studio. What a joke. Guy wants me to get him on IWat.

Unreal. maybe I watch could give Charlie Lee foot massage. Hour long foot massage while Charlie Lee watch Terror Vision. Charlie Lee watched Moorish she wrote with Angela Lansberry. Well, I watched Give Charlie Lee foot massage. And then I watch go and wash Charlie Lee's car. Brand new Ford Focus. I watch.

And then we go, maybe we go to Moose. movie together. Come back. Come back. Goodbye, Charlie. God, what a waste. I'll see you back at the studio. Moron. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ms. Lewinsky. Hey, Harlan, I was listening to your show, and you had a bit with Bill Clinton on there, and I thought it was hilarious. But you were talking about how that opened the gate for a lot more people lying and stuff like that. And I kind of had a personal story about when I lied once.

And I just thought it was interesting because it was a moment when I was young. I was at work. And my boss had, we had ran out of these drill bits and toolbox. And I went over to the manager and I said, hey, we're all out of these tools. We need to get some more of these. He goes, oh, did you check? And I had checked several hours prior. So I said, yes.

and then he said, did you check recently? And I said, yes, but that was kind of fit. And he goes, really? And so he walks me over to the toolbox, and he goes, show me what tool you're speaking about. And so I opened the toolbox, and I'm like, well, there they are. I thought I clearly I was caught red-handed lying. And I tried to, for a second, save face and say,

oh, well, I looked in the wrong drawer, I guess, and I goes, no, I'm like, well, there they are. I thought, clearly I was caught red-handed lying. You know, I stopped my, I said, look, and I'm being a complete idiot, I should have just been straightforward with you from the beginning. I don't even know why I even told that lie, you know what I mean? So it was a funny story because I kind of realized that people save faith. They try to save face in their attempt to. up looking foolish, and I see it all the time.

I have conversations with people, or sometimes it seems like they could be getting a little far-fetched, a little stress to the truth, and it's all okay, but, you know, there are moments where, hey, you know, come on, don't lie, make this easy, just tell me the truth, what's going on here. And I think that people have, like, a pride, and to the point to their own detriment, you know, It's like a counterproductive pride that they save face in this fashion. So anyways, I won't waste any more of your time, but I just thought I'd share it a little story with you. Have a good one.

Chicken chalmy and dude. There, see, you touched on a keyword pride. And here's where I think the water gets muddy. You said that people have too much pride, so they lie. But see, lying isn't got anything to do with pride. Lying is kind of cowardly. The pride comes, and I hope I can help you reverse this in your brain, the pride comes in telling the truth.

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but lying doesn't protect their pride. Lying doesn't make them prouder. What's a great example of pride is telling the truth. I don't know if you've ever been caught in a lie. And all of a sudden, you just said, you know what? Okay. And I think you said you did it here with your drill bitch. You're like, you know what? I lied. I lied.

I don't know why. I feel like an idiot. I'm so sorry. You know, it just was a dumb thing to do. I was panicked. I was confused. I was scared. I thought it could get away.

Whatever it is. I think all of us have confessed to a lie. And let me ask you this, everybody listening. How good does it feel? Even if it's horrible, even if it's heinous, I think you even see it on court TV when people, you know, hardened criminals, murderers finally confess to their murders and their crimes. The weight of the world is lifted off their shoulders, even if just for a moment, they still have to live with what they did, but there is a real moment of clarity and pureness. when you let go of the lie. And so the pride has to be that you have enough dignity and enough honor for the people around you,

enough self-respect and enough respect for other living people, that you take pride in revealing the truth. And that's where the word pride, because pride kind of wells up from within you. Pride is something you should stick your chest out for. And if you can be man or woman enough to crawl out from under your rock and crawl out from behind your deception, and just be honest and go, you know what, I'm going to show some pride. I'm going to tell the truth and let the chips fall where they may. No one else perpetrated the lie. It was my lie.

I lied. And so I must deal with the consequences. But in doing so, at least I can keep my self-respect, my self-dignity, my pride by telling the truth. So thank you for your call. Thank you for your confession. And it kind of opened up another level to these Clinton lies. And I hate to bring this up, but I'm going to. Now we're faced with a whole new wall of Clinton lies.

and before anyone tries to label me anything, I'm not Democrat, I'm not Republican. And I tell you this all the time. I value and rate and judge people on their behavior, on who they are, on what they say, on what they do. I don't care what party you're with. I would always vote for the person that I think was the best for the job, the most honorable, the most deserving.

And so here we are with Hillary. Hillary Clinton, who seems to be, in my mind, hell-bent on gaining the presidency. And I feel like at this point in time, it's just a career goal. I feel like she wants to put the Clinton name back on the White House. And that's just me with my personal analysis. But there's something about her I've just never liked. But now we're in this situation where she's possibly going to announce running for president. if she hasn't already.

I'm not 100% sure. I didn't watch the news the last few days. But now she's involved in this situation where she was the secretary of state. She's supposed to do all her emailing through the government email. She sets up her own email server. She starts to get questioned in the Benghazi insolese. incident and some other incidents. She is subpoenaed for the emails.

The State Department wants all her emails from her government, from her server. All emails that are done by her on a government server are the property of we the people, of the government of we the people. So, as you know, Hillary went around the system, set up her own personal server at her husband's ranch. Of course, bills tied to this somehow. And when they asked her for all the emails from when she was Secretary of State, when she was working for us, she went in and decided she would only give over a certain amount. She gave over 55,000, but decided to delete 35,000, claiming that they involved personal things like yoga classes and Chelsea's wedding and holiday plans with Bill. So she decided what to send and what to delete, which blows my mind.

So first of all, she broke protocol by setting up her own service. not using a government server. And then she was under investigation. She was asked to turn over all the emails while she was under investigation. She failed to do so. And it's just come out recently that she had all these emails and that she's deleted a whole bunch of them. And the, you know, the underlying factor here is that a lot of those emails go back

and pertained to the Benghazi incident where four Americans, including an ambassador, was killed, was murdered by radicals in what they claim to be a organized terrorist attack. But Hillary went out and told the world that the whole attack took place because the Muslim world was upset about a wacky anti-Muslim video on YouTube. And so I'm sure you know bits and pieces of the story. I don't want to get into it because suddenly I sound like, I'm apolitic, you know, I'm being political and I'm against Hillary.

No, here's what I'm against. I'm against someone running for office, and it seems like a lot of them do it. It drives me nuts under shady circumstances. Why would you elect someone that before she's even announced her candidacy, is keeping secrets, hiding stuff, deciding what to show us and what not to show us. Whether they're personal or not, they can get an independent committee in

or the FBI or someone where it's not political and have them determine and read through all the emails and see what's what. And the reason why I'm upset is because apparently she washed her server clean Apparently, and by this is by her own admission, she deleted like 35,000 emails that she claimed were personal. But see, here's the rub. That's not up to her to do. And without getting to into the Constitution, we the people elect our public officials.

We pay their salaries. They answer to us. we own those emails and God forbid there is some hanky where Hillary's covering up some failures that might have been on her watch during the Benghazi incident

then shame on her she has to as I said she has to stand up and take accountability for what she did and if she didn't do anything then why is she hiding stuff What is so telling if an independent investigator read some emails about her yoga or her dance class or Chelsea's wedding?

It just seems to me that she's clearly going out of her way to evade people. it seems like she's lying. It seems like she's hiding. It seems just it's really, really shady. Why do you set up your own email server and why do you delete thousands and thousands of emails and why do you wash your server clean if you're not hiding anything?

Why do you deny investigators and the public a look at those emails that the public has the right to see. I know it seems like it's infringing on her privacy. It seems like it's being nosy, but she's a public servant. That's the bottom line. We are constitutionally supposed to have access to all that stuff. The government isn't supposed to hide stuff like that from its constituent. So anyways, it's, it's already sounding heavy-handed, but I'm just, God, I, what I hate is that, you know,

I watch the news and people on CNN and Fox and CNBC, well, it doesn't matter. Whoever likes Hillary already likes Hillary, and they don't care about the emails. You know, they're going to vote for anyways. And I'm like, why? What, why, why, why? Why do you want to vote for someone? that isn't up front that might have a lot of bad judgment, might not be the right person for the job.

And I'd say the same thing if it was Mitt Romney or Joe Bush or Barack Obama or Ronald Reagan. I don't care what party you're with. I don't want to vote for a guy or a girl that's crawling with with mistrust and why am I going to be so blind? Because all I want to do is win. You know, one of the things I really liked about Barack Obama when he ran the first time is he came in and he was such a clean guy.

Like, he didn't have any weirdness attached to him. He didn't have any, any, you know, kind of untrustworthy characteristics. He didn't have any shady past. And I really liked that. That's why I like Barack Obama. I would have voted for him the first time because, you know, here was a guy with a clean slate and full of promise. And we all felt, and I think that's why he became president, we all felt that he was going to do great things and he wanted to do great things. And he didn't feel like a sleazy, dirty liar.

And Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton have been kicking around Washington all these decades. God, they just feel like scumbags to me. and again, if they were Republican, I'd say the exact same thing. So don't give me any of your, oh, you just don't like, you just don't like the Democrat. No, I couldn't give a crap. Like I said, I base people on their actions. So who knows, maybe these emails will come out and they're perfectly clean. Maybe they are about yoga.

Maybe they are about Chelsea's wedding. Okay, fine. but let the people see them and decide. And if they are about something else, if they are about that Hillary Clinton totally bungled and effed up Benghazi and lied to the American people, lied to the public, lied to Congress about how she handled Benghazi,

then do you really want her as your president? A freaking liar and a person hiding stuff? And being a con artist and deceptive? Is that who you don't think you can do better than that? And again, I don't care if it's Democrat or Republic. I'm just saying, do better. Ugh. It is very sad.

So I hope people don't just blindly stumble into any candidate just because they're the candidate. They're the chosen one. They're the ones that won the nomination. They're the one we've been waiting for. Oh, we've got to have a woman president for the first time. Ooh, the Clinton legacy. We've got to get the...

Oh, Hillary's been around for so long. It's her time. Ooh, Hillary. No. Let's look at the whole picture, gang. You really want Hillary? Good Lord. I feel sorry for you if you do.

I'd rather look through the Democratic Party and find someone a lot cleaner, a lot more respectable. Yuck. Anyways, there you go. I'm going to leave it right there. You decide. Keep watching the news. Follow it.

See where it lands. But I ain't like what I'm seeing as of today. I can take it all back down the road. But right now, I smell a fish. I smell a dirty, dirty fish. I think that people have, like, a pride, and to the point to their own detriment, you know, it's like a counterproductive pride that they save face in this fashion. The Harland Highway, question of the day.

Okay, the question of the day is a simple one. Most of you drive, and I need to know, do you know what a yellow light is? Do any of you know what a yellow light is? How many of you have just rolled on through a yellow light? Or worse yet, the yellow lights already happened, but the color yellow registered in your brain, so you thought, well, I should still keep going. The light turned red just now,

but just a second ago was a yellow light, so that means I can go right through. I find people more and more are really riding the yellow light, light it's almost like like budding in line if you're standing in line it's almost like budding in line it's uh it's crazy and and a buddy of mine when i was coming up through the ranks in canna doing stand-up there was a buddy of mine i can't remember his name but he was a funny guy and he used to do a joke this isn't my joke this is his joke he used to do a joke and he'd talk about how wasn't it crazy when you'd go through it

a yellow light, and you'd really push it. You go, oh, man, I'm just going to make it through that yellow light. And, like, you get through that yellow light, and it's red halfway through the intersection. You're like, whoa, that was stupid, man. Why the hell did I do that? I could have been killed. And then you look in your rearview mirror, and there's a guy behind you that came through the yellow light after you, and you're like, what the?

That's what it's getting like, man. It seems like more and more people are. are riding through those yellow lights. And I'm guilty of it, too, man. It's like, oh, you know, I'll be driving, okay? The light will be green. I'm like the length of a football field from the intersection. I can see the light up ahead, okay?

So now I'm three quarters of the way from the football field. And all of a sudden I see the green turn to yellow. And I'm like, oh, well, I'm, I'm still way back here, but it's yellow. So I'll speed up sometimes, every now and then. And I try to make the yellow light, whereas, you know, you're kind of supposed to, when you see the yellow light, you're supposed to stop or slow down and wait. But I find nowadays more and more people, when they see the yellow, they're like moths.

You ever see moths flocking to a light bulb in the middle of the night? We must get to the light We must get to the light We must, I don't know what we'll do at the light We will, let's bash our big eyes against the light Let's smash our foreheads against the light I don't know why they go to the light But that's what humans become

We're like driving moths We're all drawn to the yellow light We've got to get through the yellow light And you know it's dangerous Maybe that's it. Maybe we're like the GoPro Thrill Seeker Society. It's like, you know, because we're trapped in the city, we're at our offices, we're going to dinner, we're going to meetings. Maybe we have a hidden, like, danger-seeking gene inside of us.

And we have to get an adrenaline rush throughout the day. So the only real thing that can kind of push our adrenaline is that yellow light. oh my god i just came from the most boring lunch from dave now i've got to get back to the office and do the briefing i'm just so bored oh my god is that a yellow light it's like it's the only thing that gives us a thrill during the day and then the other thing is you go through the yellow light you look in the rear view mirror and if there's nobody following you you get to see all the suckers at the stoplight that didn't go through the yellow light.

And you just kind of watch them get smaller and smaller in your rearview mirror. You're like, ah, those guys didn't get through the yellow light. I did. And you're all proud of yourself, right, until you get to the next red light. And all the people that didn't make it through your yellow light pull up right behind you at the new red light. burned so you can't win that's it that's like a moth you know the moth's just it's pointless you just bash your head against the light bulb you get light bulb burn you get light bulb headaches there's no point so careful with the yellow lights i had to ask because this is the harland

highway question of the day the harland highway question of the day All right, so there it was. Let's close up shop for another fabulous episode. Let's do a few announcements here, Player. Okay? We're going to do a few announcement. What do we got going on here? Let's see, we got some stand-up comedy.

I hope you like that. I'm going to be in Nova Scotia, Halifax, Nova Scotia, April 22nd, one night only, at the Halifax Comedy Festival. So it's a Wednesday night. Good way to split up your week. And then the next night, April 23rd through the 25th, yours, truly will be in Connecticut

at Comics with an X at the Foxwoods Casino. It's going to be a great time. I've never been out there. I hear it's a great club. And then the following week, April 30th to May 2nd, I'll be at Yuck Yuck Yucks. in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. So get your tickets for that.

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Until next time, chicken. Chalmy, baby? She wants to make love, love. Yeah, that's what it's called funny guy. What, you never make love, love?