The Harland Highway - 720 - The bastardizing of AlahAlahackbar. Call ins and artists.

Episode Date: December 3, 2015

Today Mr. Fazziztad calls in from the Middle East to discuss the term AlahAlahackbar. A Pavement Pounder calls in and we talk about art. It's smart to fart!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ...megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid my wife. Wait, whoa, what, what? Hold on. Hey, everybody, Harland Williams here. Robin did not lay my wife. Welcome to the Harland Highway podcast. That's where you are. Okay, settle down. That's where you are. Wild show today. We are going to be talking about Selena Gomez again. And wait do you see what she leads us into? She leads us. she kind of leads us into a kind of cultural and interesting place, believe it or not. Also, we're going to be hearing from a gentleman who called the show before, Mr. Fasestad, from the Middle East, and he's going to be addressing, you know, the horrible events that have been happening around the world,
Starting point is 00:00:49 the terrorist events, something he's going to be talking to us about the meaning behind Allah Allah Akbar, I believe, and the connotations behind that. I'm sure it'll be a very provocative conversation, a very interesting conversation, and frankly a conversation that probably needs to be had, as I don't believe the term Allah al-Aqbar belongs to the terrorist group, but it belongs to all Muslims. So we're going to get into it.
Starting point is 00:01:21 Also, phone calls from you, the pavement pounders. Just a great podcast here today on the Heartland. Highway! Where am I? What is this? Some kind of a joke or something? Welcome to the Harland Highway. What are you talking about Williams?
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Starting point is 00:01:53 Not because they are easy, but because they are hard. That is not. Fantastic. That's wrong with everybody in this crazy place. The Harland Highway. What is it? The opening. To what?
Starting point is 00:02:06 To another dimension. This is Harland Williams. You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. That is fantastic. Ring jingling, ring jingling. Yes, it's December. Hello, hello, hello.
Starting point is 00:02:24 The last month of the year, 2015. But a celebratory month of the year, Christmas is upon us. Oh, I do love it so. My favorite holiday, Christmas. But can you believe we are in December? Flirtle Nurgens and Schlageslager Schlagen. I mean, this is crazy. How do these years get by us so quickly, man?
Starting point is 00:02:52 I don't like it. It's like January. You're going back to the gym. You've made all these New Year's resolution. No more drinking Coke. No more smoking. No more drinking. I'm going to work out.
Starting point is 00:03:07 And then boom. The year's gone. Wow. But here we are December. We're going to be doing a lot of fun Christmasy stuff here, holiday stuff on the podcast. Wally. Wally, Santa's number one elf,
Starting point is 00:03:28 calling in from the workshop and uh we're going to harlan you've got a phone call on line eight okay well i'm talking here so i don't i heard you but i'm harlan it's roger yes yeah there's someone on the hotline okay who is it what oh that guy yeah fazzastad the get the guy from the middle east okay okay Roger just held up the card with the guy's name on it. Fazi Stad is a gentleman from the Middle East, Mr. Fossi Stad. We don't have his first name. I don't know why. Do we have his first name, Roger?
Starting point is 00:04:09 No, he said, Roger's saying no. So it's Mr. Fazi Stod, and we had him on the show not too long ago, and he was talking about, you know, the tensions between the Middle Eastad, the Middle East and Middle Eastern cultures and Muslim culture and all that stuff, kind of how that whole line between all the cultures is getting a bit rocky and a bit volatile and especially in light of all the stuff that, you know, has been going on lately, the terrorism, the horrible events in France, you know, just people are getting on edge. people's fears are getting ramped up.
Starting point is 00:04:52 So I think Mr. Fazistad is here today to talk about ways we can kind of quell the anxiety. I think he's here to talk about him. I'm right, Roger, he's here to talk about ways to kind of bridge the gap between all cultures. And, yeah, okay. So let's get him on the line. Roger, can you put him through? Where's he calling from? The Middle East.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Okay. Put him through Mr. Fazi Stott. Here we go. Hello, Mr. Fazi Stott, are you there, sir? Hello, Mr. Williams. How are you today? Yes, hello, sir. How are you? I'm very good, Mr. Williams. How are you today? Doing great, sir. Thank you for calling in.
Starting point is 00:05:39 How are you today, Mr. Willelian. I'm doing really good, sir. How are you today, Mr. Rwale-A-A-A-A-A-A-P? I said I'm doing good, sir. If we could just, you know, get to the topic. How are you today, Master Williams? I'm good, Mr. Fazzistad. Can we get to the topics here?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Of course, Mr. Williams. It's good to be talking on your show again. Well, it's good to have you, sir. And I remember last time we talked extensively about the burqa. as a point of contention between the two cultures. Yes, Mr. William. Last time I was on your issue, I talked about the Borga. I'm sorry?
Starting point is 00:06:28 The Borga? The Burka? That's right. We talked about the Borca and how most of people around the world are intimidated by the Borca. Yes, they are intimidated by the burqa, but I think you had some interesting solutions. much Mr. R. Williams. I appreciate that from the deepest chambers of my heart. I'm sorry, sir.
Starting point is 00:06:58 The chambers of my heart. The chambers of your heart? That's correct, Mr. Williams. Okay, well, we talk about the burger, but apparently you have something new that you apparently are selling, you're selling it in the Middle East and you want to find a distributor over here in the United States to sell. What exactly is it? Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-S-A-A-A-S-A-A-A-R-A. That's right, Mr. Williams. William, Al-A-A-A-A-A-Bah. Isn't that a saying that doesn't that mean God,
Starting point is 00:07:41 the love of Allah, the love of God loves Allah or something? Mr. Williams, Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar is what I'm trying to sell all over the globe to help people understand and feel more comfortable with the saying, Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bars, sir, and in fact, I think that's a phrase that instills fear into the hearts of people, unfortunately, it's the phrase or the term that terrorists seem to yell just seconds before they, they detonate suicide bombs or start shooting or, you know, causing a horrible terrorist destruction, and terminating human lives. Exactly, Mr. Williams.
Starting point is 00:08:33 The radical Muslims have bastardized al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-B-Bar. Okay, I believe you're right I agree with that They have bastardized Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar And it's a horrible thing But you say you've got a way To make it more palatable
Starting point is 00:09:04 More enticing, more relatable For people who are Probably horrified to hear that phrase Precisely, Mr. Williams Let me ask you this, please Do you like a chocolate I'm sorry? Do you like a chocolate treat in your mouth?
Starting point is 00:09:24 You like to chew a chocolate treat? Are you asking me if I like chocolatey treats? Yes, Mr. Williams, a chocolate-larity treat. Yes, I think most people enjoy a chocolate-y treat. I would like to introduce to Mr. Williams, Al-Aqabar. Excuse me? I'd like you to try one of my Allah-A-A-Aqabars. I don't think I follow, sir.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Did you say you want me to try one of your Ala-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bars? Yes, Mr. William, delicious chocolate-a-rity treat. Wait a minute. A delicious chocolate-y treat. Al-A-A-A-A-A-Barr! What are you saying? I'm not following. All-A-A-A-A-Barr-Barr-Barr-Bir, Mr. Williams, my new chocolate bar.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Chocolate bar? Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bac-Bar, chocolate bar. Hold on a second, Mr. Fazi Stod. Oh, you can hold onto it, very delicious. Hold it in your hand. Eat my Al-A-A-A-A-A-Barr. Hang, are you telling me that Al-A-Aqbar is a chocolate bar? Yes, Mr. William.
Starting point is 00:10:41 They're not different from the Mar-A-Barr-Barr. What? The Mars bar? The Mars bar? Delicious chocolate treat or the $100,000 a bar. The $100,000 bar. How about a delicious Milky Way bar or a Snickers bar, Mr. O'Re Williams? Are you telling me your Snickers bar, Milky Way bar?
Starting point is 00:11:13 Don't forget the Kid Cat, Mr. Kit Kat Ketkaat And now Delicious chocolate Bar la la la Acbar Hold on Sir, hold on
Starting point is 00:11:29 No, hang on I don't know That you can make A chocolate bar Called the Ala'Aq Bar I don't know I'm Mr. Williams Have you ever gone through
Starting point is 00:11:41 The middle of your day And suddenly Maybe you're feeling A little on energy or you need a little pick me up well yeah I think everybody every now and then needs a little energy
Starting point is 00:11:53 boost may I feel a twix bar Mr. Williams a twix bar oh you don't want a trick's bar Mr. Williams how about it ha-ha-a-cabar
Starting point is 00:12:06 okay sir can you not yell it I'm just telling you the name of my product Mr. Williams when you go to the store you say Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-B. I think people are going to hit the ground screaming. And this is why, Mr. Williams, I want to introduce a chocolate treat al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar.
Starting point is 00:12:36 So people become used to healing, hearing al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar, and they no longer acquit Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar. with a terrorist attack, but when they hear Agamara, they think of a delicious a chocolate treat with a caramel. With what?
Starting point is 00:12:58 Chewy, chew caramel, Mr. Williams. Chewy, curamel. Hold on. You want to go into a crowded store yell al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bah-A-Barr. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:13 And you want, want people to hear that and get thoughts and images of a delicious chocolatey treat with chewy chewed caramel with chewy chewy caramel. Caramel Mr. Williams. Everybody loves
Starting point is 00:13:29 chewy chewy caramel and in the al-a-lacabari we put chew chewed caramel we have chocolate and nougat. We have delicious almonds. I love to put almonds in seed and the crunchy, crunchy peanut in
Starting point is 00:13:44 Sir, I just, listen, I understand the need for societies, modern societies, to get a grasp of each other's cultures and find a way to tone all the rhetoric down and, I don't know, get people used to each other's sayings and differences and trying to sort out the good from the bad, but, you know, Marketing a chocolate bar called Al-A-A-A-A-Aq-Bar seems, I don't know that that's the way to go. Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-B-P-Bee, please. What? When you go to the grocery store, people hear at Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar, but then you say, please.
Starting point is 00:14:31 When you ask for the chocolate bar treat, when you say, please, it takes on the edge off a yelling, Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar-Bar. Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar, please. That's it, Mr. Williams, you got it. You got it so much. It's going to be delicious, and I hope to find a wonderful marketing park in the United States of America globally and maybe. Well, I don't know that that's going to fly, sir. I mean, what does this chocolate bar even look like?
Starting point is 00:15:03 How is it wrapped? Well, Mr. Williams, we have a very wonderful rap for Al-A-A-A-A-A-Bar. We wrap it in a small burqa. Excuse me? It's like a selophen burka. A cellophane burqa? That's right, Mr. William. A selophen burqa.
Starting point is 00:15:23 It's all black. It's an al-a-lac bar on it. And then there are a little opening near the top of the chocolate bar. And we have two chocolate-covered almonds sticking out. It looks like ice. Hold on. You have a You have the
Starting point is 00:15:43 Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Bar wrapped in a black cellophane wrapper that looks like a burqa And at the top There's an opening where two almonds stick out Like eyes Yes, Mr. Williams
Starting point is 00:15:56 You ever hear that chocolate A bar, almond joy? Yes, almond joys an old staple in the chocolate bar menu Around in America. That's right, Mr. Williams, and each of my almond joint
Starting point is 00:16:11 have a chocolate that covered the almond sticking out. Okay. Well, we have borrowed from that idea at Al-Aqabar and we have our two chocolate covered the almond sticking out of the borough like ice.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Oh my God. You know, Fazistad, this just isn't going to cut it, I don't think. Mr. William, picture yourself. You walk in the crowded grocery store. You're standing at the counter. You've been shopping.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Your arms are tired. Your legs are tired. You need a little pick-me-up. You look down. You see the bubble gums. You see the magazines. You see the chips. You see the breath mints.
Starting point is 00:16:54 You see all the chocolate at the bars. And sitting there staring back at you through its burqa, the delicious chocolatey eyes of the Al-A-Al-A-Habbar. And you feel, oh, that will be a nice pic-me. me up, I would like an al-ahabar, please. You see? Okay, you know, I don't
Starting point is 00:17:17 think people are going to take to this idea. I hate to say it, Fazistad, but it might even be a borderline insensitive. I mean, these are troubled times we're in. These are tumultuous times. People are dying.
Starting point is 00:17:33 And I don't know that the world's ready to, you know, for peace to happen. emerged through a candy bar called Al-Ala Aqbar. I'm sorry, sir. I wish maybe you could just give her a chance if you could only tape it in your mouth
Starting point is 00:17:51 the chewy caramel, that wonderful chocolate and nugata pitcher the chew a caramel. No, I don't want a picture the chewy caramel. Caramel. No, I don't want it. I think we're done here, sir. I think this, I'm going to just say it, and I hope you're not offended.
Starting point is 00:18:13 This is a horrible bad idea. Nobody wants the Allah Allah Akbar, not now, and I don't think ever. Al-A-A-A-A-A-Bah, please? No, even when you say, please, it doesn't take away from what it is. So, no, thank you for the call, sir, we're going to go. Al-A-A-A-A-A-Bah-Bah, please. Sir, I've got to go. Not one, but two.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Al-A-Lacabar with shulik caramel, please. Okay, hang up on him, Roger. God! Good Lord, that might be the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. Good Lord, I apologize. That's borderline insensitive. is he god i mean it's cord yes i think it's important that we we have ways to heal we have ways to bridge the gap between cultures we have ways to to make people feel comfortable around
Starting point is 00:19:26 the things that make us uncomfortable but by god i mean just making a chocolate bar called the Al-A-A-A-Aqabar? No, no way. It's not going to fly with me. So we appreciate the effort. Thank you for the call. Raj, let's move on, man. Wow. Rice, Arrini, the San Francisco tree.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Hello? Hello? Hey, Harland. It's one of the loyal pavement pounders. Long-time listener, love the show. I was listening to a particular podcast today in which you were talking about the Salina Gomez video for Good for You. And I hadn't seen the video before, and after hearing you editorialize about it, I wanted to check
Starting point is 00:20:16 it out, so I did so when I got home from work this evening. And when I listened to the sound clip of the song on your show, it sounded like she was saying, good for you. But then when I listened to the sound when I was watching the video later at home it sounded like she was saying I want to eat goya for you so I was confused because the title of the song is good for you but it sounded like she was saying I want to eat goya for you so I wasn't sure what that meant anyway so I thought I'd call in and leave a message love the show chicken chalmane baby Good ear. Yes, I was thinking the same thing. When you hear the song, the way she says good, she kind of slurs it.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Right? She kind of like slurs the way she says, I want to be good for you, goya for you. I think you're right. I think you're right. She might be saying, I want to eat goya for you. Let's have a listen. We'll see exactly what she says, because I believe you're on to something. Let's see what she says.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Here we go. She might be good for you, good for you. She might be saying, too, I just want to eat good for you, good for you, which is a cheese. A delicious cheese I just want to eat good for you Gooder for you But you know Let's stick with what you brought up
Starting point is 00:22:08 I just want to eat Goya for you And you asked me you said Harlan What is it? What does it mean? And I'm going to tell you Goya Is a Spanish artist A very famous Historical artist in the art world
Starting point is 00:22:24 Uh Francis Francisco Goya was considered one of the most important Spanish artists of the late 18th and early 19th centuries. He was immensely successful. And he, I mean, you've probably seen his work. A lot of his work, his most famous work I find, as he went through a dark phase
Starting point is 00:22:55 where he did some very, riveting pieces of he did depictions of what it looked like down in hell like like like seas of lost souls swimming he did pictures of of of uh people being stood up at a at a firing squad um he did paintings that that were kind of dealt with themes like insanity mental asylums, witches, fantastical creatures, some really dark stuff, and it's imagery that I'm guessing a lot of you have seen Goya's work and don't even know it.
Starting point is 00:23:41 But it's worth jumping on Google images and taking a look at some of his stuff. Now, he does have some real kind of like regular stuff, like portraits and landscapes and things like that. But I urge you to look at some of his stuff. darker stuff. I remember my parents, when I was a little
Starting point is 00:24:00 boy, had an art book that they kept in the den, and I used to leaf through it, and it had a big section committed to Francisco Goya. And I remember seeing these very nightmarish images where he drew creatures and people with
Starting point is 00:24:16 large rolling eyes, and their eyes seemed to be filled with fear and horror. And their mouths kind of hanging open in horror and exasperated gasps. And for one particular artist to kind of capture that mood, that feeling, it's very nightmarish. And once you see that imagery, it's hard to shake.
Starting point is 00:24:42 I got to say that that imagery has stuck in my head ever since I saw it when I was a little boy. I actually had the pleasure of going to a gallery here in. in Los Angeles and seeing some of Francisco Goya's work hanging in the gallery. And I'm sure I've seen it at other galleries. I've been to art galleries all over the world, and I'm sure I've seen it. But I remember in particular, they had a Francisco Goya exhibit in the Getty Museum here in Los Angeles, California. really striking, really interesting artist. So I urge you, like I said, go online and hit Google images or Yahoo Images or whatever you do
Starting point is 00:25:36 and do a search of Goya's work, the darker stuff, and I think it's imagery that will stick in your head for the rest of your life. But let's get back to the topic. So now I'm picturing, you know, Selena Gomez, this petite little girl, singer, pop star, walking into art galleries all over the world and peeling giant Goya originals off the wall and eating them for her lover. Just ripping the canvases down and stuffing them in her little mouth and gobbling them down. You know, just like she's singing to her to her boyfriend. I just want to eat goia for you, goya for you. I just want to eat goia for you. Goia.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Must have goya. I want to eat goia for you. Goia for... Excuse me, madam. That's a $900 million original painting. Excuse me. Fuck off. I'm eating goya.
Starting point is 00:26:54 I'm going to eat goya. So there you go. Forever I will hear that song and picture her, you know, violating art galleries and eating goya for people. So I'm glad you called. Thank you. Excellent question. And I hope I helped you clear that out. Oh, yeah, I could just sing that all day.
Starting point is 00:27:28 It's just so sexy and hot and so goya-ish. Oh, yummy. Oh, God. All right, put them through. Who is it? Hello? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Hello, al-a-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. What that? hell fuzzy start mr. Williams I thought I would call you back because you know I realize half the key to marketing a product to make a product as like a successful what to make a product successful to make a product successful you need to get the word out you need to spread the word and as much as it is a horrible situation when you know the the radical Muslim groups bastardize Allah al-Aqabar
Starting point is 00:28:24 Nonetheless, they do not own that saying and they do not have rights to that saying what they are yelling is that Allah is great Allah is good, Allah is love Okay, and your point is Well even though they yell Halal Akbar and the horrible
Starting point is 00:28:44 circumstances, Mr. Williams, whenever the terrorists yell it It gets excellent free airplay all over the world. What are you saying? CNN, Fox, Sky News, all the major news outlets, the planetaries yelling. Stop yelling that. I'm saying, Mr. Williams, free advertise every time radical Muslim ISIS is a soul. Al-Qa-A-A-L-A-L-A-A-A-A-Bar free advertising.
Starting point is 00:29:24 And so I wanted to say, no, that's the worst idea. That's good Lord, sir. That is just predatory. That's capitalizing on a bad situation. I don't want anything to do with your Allah-A-A-Aqabar chocolate bar. Mr. Williams, that chew a caramel and chew a chocolate. I don't care. Caramel, Mr. Williams.
Starting point is 00:29:48 I don't care about caramel. Caramel. No. Chewy, choy, caramella, Mr. Williams. No, I said I don't want any chewy, chewy. Carmel, Mr. Williams? No! No, stop bugging me.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Don't call here anymore. I don't want anything to do with Al-A-A-A-A-A-Kbar. With omens. Stop it. up on him roger we wrap it up in a nice cell up in a borca with the almond eyes sticking out hang up oh my god never i don't want him phoning back that what this chocolate bar is an insult and he's taking advantage of the whole world and the horrible events that happen good he's gone right in saying that the terrorists don't own the phrase ala ala akbar anyone can say it it's supposed to mean
Starting point is 00:30:54 something good that's fine but the fact that he he's taking you know ala ala akbar when terrorists yell it and thinking that's free publicity that's that's one step too far forget it jeez what about a nightclub called al al ala akbar get get off the line think of a beautiful nightclub, Mr. Williams. We call it Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-L-A-A-A-L-A-A-A-L-A-A-A-K-R. We call it Al-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-L-A-A-A-K-L-A-G-A-G-E-L-A-L-A-KKK-E-L-A-L-A-L-A-KKK-L-A-L-A-L-A-L-A-G-K-L-J-J-A-J-J-A-J-J-J-J-J-J-A. Anyways, let's hang it up here, folks. Hey, I know we're into December now.
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Starting point is 00:32:39 So they might already be gone. I don't know. I just put them up recently. and they could be sold out as we speak because, as I said, I only put one of each shirt. There's no prints. There's no copies. You own the one and only original, and they're a little bit expensive for that reason. There's $65 a shirt, and, you know, I'm just factoring in that I'm never allowed to make any reproductions of it.
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