The Harland Highway - 733 - Corporal Tom Dowdy comments on North Korea. Aunt Ruthy clip.

Episode Date: January 18, 2016

Corporal Tom Dowdy, war veteran, comments on North Korea's nuclear activities. Harland gets sexually molested. Aunt Ruthy reads Curious George to Harland. Gorge by George!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi, my name's Trevor. Oh, hi, Trevor. Well, my name's Harland, Harland Williams, and this is my podcast, the Harlan Highway. Glad to have you here. Welcome, everybody, to the Harland Highway podcast. What a treat, what a treat. Interesting show today. Aunt Ruthie, this will be the very first time I actually catch Aunt Ruthie on the phone.

Normally, she just calls in and leaves a message. This is the very first time on the podcast where we actually are on the call at the same time. So very exciting. That'll be fun. Also, I'm going to tell you a little story how the other night I got a little bit molested. I got a little bit sexually groped and molested by a woman. And it was kind of interesting how I had to play it. Yeah, it turns out you women like to do molesting too.

How about that, huh? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Also, oh my gosh, we did a story the other day. We had a call from Kim Jong-ung from North Korea talking about his nuclear program. And today we're having a proud American soldier, Colonel, Lieutenant, Corporal, Captain Tom Dowdy,

a military veteran who has done it all, seen tons of service. He's going to give us his assessment about the nuclear threat from North Korea. But no threats here. We're all friends, because this is the Harland. Highway. Where am I? What is this? Some kind of a joke or something? Welcome to the Harland Highway. What you're talking about Williams?

Son, you got a panty on your head. Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck. Oh, God, what's happening here? What's happened? Hey, Harland, it's Shelley. You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

That is fantastic. What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place? The Harland Highway. What is it? Opening. To what? To another dimension. This is Harland Williams.

You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. That is fantastic. Up and away, my beautiful, my beautiful breasts. Yes, I have beautiful breasts. And not one of you will ever get to fondle. them. Screw you. I respect my breasts. I know you won't. The hell am I talking about. I was at an event the other night and it was like a comedy event and I went backstage and

you know, you always meet people. There's always people running and jumping around. And I met a, there was a woman there that I knew and she had a friend who I didn't know and the friend was all like hyped up and excited and liked what I did on stage and she she for some reason like grabbed my nipples right through my shirt and she was kind of doing like a little bit of an improv sketchy thing but at the same time she was like grabbing my nipples and kind of like not pinching them hard, but just kind of like rubbing them and kind of simulating some kind of sexual act. And she was like, oh, look at the, oh, look at they're so, oh, they're getting hard. Oh, look it. And this went on for like, you know,

like a good minute. And you remember this is a woman I've never met in my life. The only association I have is that I know the woman who she's with. And I'm just standing there. I'm a little bit flabbergasted. It doesn't feel good. But at the same time, it's a little awkward. This girl's committed to this bit. And I'm like, how do I handle this? So I kind of thought, oh, here's how I deflect it. I'll get her to stop immediately. I said, oh, well, if you're going to, if you're going to tweak my nipples, I guess I'm going to tweak yours. And I kind of pretended to reach for them. Oh, I had no

intention of grabbing them. And she's like, oh, no, you don't get to touch mine. And suddenly her skit turned serious for a moment. I was like, okay, retreat, retreat, retreat. That failed. And then I thought, well, maybe I'll deflect it with

humor. I'll try and gross her out. And so she's squeezing my little mannipples. And mine are little tiny things. They look like lizard eyes. And I started saying, oh, hey, that feels great. Luckily for me, I'm lactating. And that just kind of, she's like, ooh, ah, and I said, I said, you better watch it.

They're going to squirt. She's like, oh, oh, they're getting hard. And then I thought, man, I got to, I said, they're full of koala milk. And then the woman that I knew turned to me and she's like, what the hell are you talking about? And I was like, well, your friends standing here like groping my. my mannipples, and suddenly I started to feel like the bad. I was just like, finally it ended. And to be honest, it was all kind of funny.

It was kind of a good time. I actually kind of liked it. I didn't like the nipple rubbing part, but it was kind of such an odd, weird thing. It kind of amused me. And I know this will sound sexist, but I don't care. I'm a man, and this is how I thought. in the moment, at least I'm honest, the woman that was

fondling my lizard eyes was kind of pretty hot. She was like this hot kind of voluptuous blonde. And part of me was like, damn, girl. I'm not, it's not every day I get a hot blonde walking up and playing, you know,

adjusting the radio dials on my aerol eyes. So maybe that's why I tolerated it. And is that sexist? I don't care. I'll be honest, if it was a ugly girl and kind of fat and I probably would have just stepped back. That's the way the kind of the world works. I'm sorry.

Sometimes when there's beauty involved, it alters the equation. Yeah, that's right. I said it. If a big fat girl with buck teeth and pimples walked up and started fondling my tits, I'd step back faster than a suicide guy at a subway station just before he changed his mind about jumping. But when there's a hot girl doing stuff, you're kind of, oh, I don't really like this, but she's pretty, damn. It's just the way it is. You can call it sex.

I'm just going to call it, hey, that's the way my mind was operating in the moment. Oh, Harland, you're so sad. I think we might need to get you some, you might have to take some, some kind of sex counseling, some kind of, we might have to put you in some kind of manhandling, you know, group therapy. Yeah, but I didn't do it. She did. It doesn't matter.

The fact that you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, liked it because she was pretty really says a lot and we're really worried oh shut up what's wrong with the world anyways moving on moving on from that um speaking of getting your nipples tweaked and being inappropriate how about my aunt ruthy um as you know i have a premium account set up and it's only twenty dollars a year you can get it at at Harlan Williams.com or on your iPhone, you can download the Harlan Highway app. Just type in the Harlan Highway on your cell phone and your app store. You can download the app for free.

You can listen to the podcast, the most current 50 episodes for free. But if you want to upgrade and get the premium access, you get all kinds of bonus material for $20 a year. That's like going to a movie and buying popcorn. That's $20. But you get it all year. But you get all this bonus material. And one of the bonus clips that just came out is one of my favorite characters, Aunt Ruthie,

who I know a lot of you write and call and tell me you love. And so usually Aunt Ruthie just phones and leaves me phone messages. And I never get to talk to her. I always miss her. But on this occasion, she actually, like, caught me, and in this special, this is just a clip, a small little clip of the premium content, but she caught me, and she was reminiscing about how when I was a little boy, I used to sit on her lap, and she'd read Curious George, kids books to me, the little monkey. And so she got sentimental, and she called, and she wanted to read Curious George to me over the phone. and so if you're a premium member you can hear the whole story

and if you're not a premium member you can't but I thought I'd tease you guys to entice you to become premium members and give the people who aren't premium members a little sample clipping of Aunt Ruthie calling me to ask if she can read me some curious George.

Here we go. And I was wondering if you know if maybe possibly, I could just, you know, well, we're on the phone, I could read you one of the curious George stories with that little hairy fucking ape. Well, I think he's a monkey,

Aunt Ruthie. Whatever. He looks, to be honest, he looks Armenian to me. I've never seen so much hair. Aunt Ruthie, now let's let's... Would you, would you mind little angel? Would you mind if I, if I, if I just

read to the story of curious George, just one of them real quickly. We'd do Aunt Ruthie's harder world of good. Well, it's a little awkward, but... Oh, don't be so shy, little angel. Come on, you little fuck. Aunt Ruthie! Come on, let Aunt Ruthie read to you, curious, George.

I mean, look at this hairy little fuck. He looks like a baby Robin Williams. He's got so much hair all over. Okay, Aunt Ruthie, yes. Go ahead, and then I've got to get going. I've got things to do. I understand your Hollywood heart shot, little angel. Okay, here we go.

Curious George. And I'll read you this story, and then I'll tell you what the picture says. You mean what the picture looks like? Whatever. Excuse you. No, I mean... Can I read, please, little angel? Yes, yes, St. Ruthie.

Go ahead. Okay, here we go. This is George. He lived in Africa. He was a good little monkey and always very curious. And on the picture, he's swinging around on a tree, eating a banana. But, you know, if you ask me, it looks like he's sucking a yellow cork, if you ask me. Aunt Ruthie!

I'm just saying it's a very phallic image, and the monkeys got this fucking naughty grin on his face. Like, he just came from like a monkey gay bar or something. Aunt Ruthie, can we? Okay, let's keep going to. One day, George saw a man. He had on a large yellow straw hat. The man saw George, too. What a nice little monkey, he thought.

I would like to take him home with me. Hello, can we get an amber alert in the African jungle? This fucking purve wants to take the hairy little boy home. Aunt Ruthie! Okay, there you go, gang. That's just a little tiny clip. It wouldn't be right if I played any. because then the premium members would be like, hey, what the hell?

I'm a premium member. That is a very, very short clip of a much, much longer segment. And these are the types of things you get exclusively with your premium membership. I think 20 bucks a year is well worth it, if you ask me. So check it out. I hope you enjoy it. And premium members who have already heard this clip, you for being premium members much more to come and uh as i said i hope i hope you folks that

aren't there yet will uh jump on board all the uh proceeds go to help keep the podcasts and all the material motoring along and now let's get back to our previously scheduled program Hello? Hello. Hi, this message is for Harlan Williams. This is Trevor, Colin. And I was listening to your show the other day about putting three things on your refrigerator. Not New Year's resolutions, but just things you wanted to accomplish. So 2016 wouldn't just fly by and you didn't have nothing to show for it. I thought that was a great idea. I was going to share three things real quick that I was going to do. Number one, I have a carbuncle right on the smack dab on the center of my chode. And I need to get that lanced or popped or frozen off with the liquid nitrogen or something like that. I won't get that squared away. I think if I can do that sort of for my health, I think I'll put a whole different paint job on 2016. Next, I want to learn how to do backflips because right now,

If I introduce myself to somebody, I just, you know, regular old introduction, I put my hand out, I say, hi, my name's Trevor. I get a lot of, you know, oh, well, hi, it's nice to meet you. And they don't stand all that enthusiastic. I think, do a couple backflips, stick the landing, put my hand out. Hi, my name's Trevor. I think I'm going, I think that'd bring a whole different kind of panache to my introductions. And I think I'd meet a lot more fun and interesting people that way.

Number three, I have a mayonnaise collection. And I've just been, I've been putting it off. I've been letting it kind of languish over the last couple of years. And I'm going to really double down on getting my mayonnaise collection really beefed up. I've got jars, I've got hundreds of different jars going back to like 90s. All the brands, all the vintage labels and everything like that. People say, hey, that mayonnaise isn't good anymore, but as long as you don't open the jar, it's fine. It's fine.

It's still good in there, even back from 1960s. So I'm going to really, I'm going to get on eBay. I'm going to get on whatever I can and really kind of just spruce it up. So, hey, Carlin, I just want to say thank you for inspiring me. to really get some things done in 2016. I'm excited, and I just, I can't wait to just take the world by storm. I love listening to your podcast. I love you.

I can't wait until the next podcast comes out. I'll talk to you later, sweetie, sweetie. Chicken chal mane, baby. Bye. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Um, can you say sarcasm?

I love it, man. You know, I suggested in 2016, you know, people put three things, write three objectives on a piece of paper and stick them to their fridge. You know, as a motivational tool, as a little reminder, a way to chalk up some accomplishments. And I meant it in full sincerity. I think this gentleman Trevor is taking. making the piss out of me a little bit, but it's actually, you made me laugh, Trevor. And so just to just to review what you want to do in 2016, let's just review Trevor's objectives real quickly.

Here they are in order, one, two, and three. Number one, I have a carbuncle right on the smack dab on the center of my chode, and I need to get that lanced or popped or frozen off with the liquid nitrogen or something like that. Next, I want to learn how to do backflips. Number three, hey everybody, who wants to have better sex? No, yes, yes. The answer is yes. You always want to have better sex.

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Don't throw your back out. I have a mayonnaise collection, and I'm going to really double down on getting my mayonnaise collection really beefed up. Hi, my name's Trevor. Well, there you go, Trevor. Thank you for your call. Incredible objectives to shoot for in 2016. Unbelievable. Hi, my name's Trevor.

Yes, Trevor. Yes. I think you got some real. really good, a really good plan there. I think, I think it's going to be a good year. Hi, my name's Trevor. Yep, going to be a good year, Trevor. Hi, my name's Trevor. Okay, yeah, got it. Hi, my name's Trevor. Okay. Hi, my name's Trevor. We know who you are. Hi, my name's Trevor. We know who you are. Thank you. Thank you for calling. Best of luck in 2016, Trevor. Hi, my name's Trevor. Hold on. Roger, hang up on him. Why are you holding that card up? There's someone on the phone.

phone? Who is it? Oh, boy. Okay. Well, let's put them through. Here we go. Unbelievable. I'm not surprised by this phone call. Okay, Roger, just keep them on hold for one second so I can fill in the audience here. The other day, we had a call with Kim Jong-ung from North Korea, the reclusive, dangerous communist leader. And he was talking about his nuclear ambitions and how he, you know, you'd have to listen to the interview to get it. And now, I guess in response, it's Colonel Lieutenant Tom Dowdy. Okay, this is an Army veteran. Tom Dowdy was in Vietnam. He was in the Korean War.

He's been seen time in Afghanistan. Iraq, this guy's done it all. And let's put him through and get his reaction. I think it's important we get someone from the United States military to respond to, you know, Kim Jong-ung and his nuclear ambitions. Put him through. Hello, Colonel Tom. Are you there, sir?

How are you citizen? I'm good, sir. It's great to have you here. Thank you. Thank you very much. We are in some volatile time, citizen. And I can't say we are, as a country, as a democratic free country, we are in a safe place right now. Well, I can't argue that, sir.

There's a lot of volatility in the world. There is all kinds of stuff springing up everywhere. You got that right, civilian. You got that right. You are a go. Pardon me, sir? You are a go, civilian. You are, you are clear.

I'm not sure. I'm a go and I'm clear for what, sir? You are, you are clear to go. Um, sir? Uh, civilian, uh, you're, uh, you've been cleared, uh, that is a go. Okay, I'm just going to move on, uh, lieutenant, uh, colonel. That's what I said. You're clear to go. Um, you heard the interview with, uh, Kim Jong, Ung.

Disgusting, vile human being. He's the reason. that we have men and women in uniform. I can tell you that right now. If I ever saw that little Chinese midget, I'd skin them alive, make a carpet out of them and put them in front of my fireplace, like a Chinese skin rug. Sir, sir, he's not Chinese, sir.

He's North Korean. You're going to tell me what he's. Civilian, let me tell you something. I spent five years in the jungles in Vietnam. I had ants, caterpillars, and praying mantis crawling all over my cock 24 hours a day. I had electric geels swimming up my asshole. And I had...

Sir, sir, if you could just... I understand you did some hard time in Vietnam deep in the jungle. You're going to tell me that I'm not going to get that Chinese midget and make a Chinese skin rug. Sir, he's not Chinese. All right, civilian. You play this hand however you want. But let me tell you, when I was in Vietnam, doing my tour of duty.

my platoon, they knew that French lieutenant colonel Corporal Tomed out, he didn't take bullshit from anyone. And if I saw a gook hiding in the weeds, I pretty much lit them up like a fucking Chinese firecracker. Okay, sir, they weren't Chinese. They were Vietnamese in Vietnam. Can we just get to...

Kim Jong-ung and your reaction to him detonating, testing a nuclear bomb and, in fact, a neutron bomb? Absolutely, civilian. Absolutely. This is serious bullshit. All right. You don't mess around with nuclear warheads. I have to agree with you, Captain, Lieutenant, Corporal, Deputy. Doughty?

Well, let me tell you something. Have you ever heard of this thing, drop, duck, and roll? Yes, that was something they instituted. I think back in the 60s during the Cold War with Russia, they literally had training sessions with people and children in schools where they said, you know, in the event of a nuclear attack, drop, you know, duck and roll under your desk and cover your head. and all that stuff.

Exactly. Those were the good old day civilian. Nowadays, people are walking around, staring into their cell phones. It might as well be, you know, fucking Portuguese, fucking circus clowns sucking on a corn dog. I'm not sure I follow that, sir. Well, if you had done time in the Vietnam jungle the way I had, you ever have leafed, Cutter ants, crawling up the back side of your nut sack, sucking on pine cone grease. Sir, if we can get back to the nuclear testing.

Well, DeVillian, you mentioned drop, talk, and roll. Well, I got something else. Every American citizen needs to protect themselves in the event of a North Korea. nuclear detonation. I understand, so I don't think it's likely, but... Well, some people thought that Vietnam wasn't likely, but when was the last time you had a bowl of hot and sour soup civilian? A couple of weeks ago?

Well, you can go fuck a pussy. Sir, if you could knock off, we're not in the barracks. I don't think we need that kind of talk. Well, I have a solution, civilian, if we ever have a nuclear confrontation with North Korea. And we do not have the inclination to drop talk and roll. Here's what I suggest. Yes, sir. We're all ears.

We all want to be safe. We all want to be protected. What is your plan of action in the event of a nuclear attack? Hi. Pardon me, sir? Haya. Hiya, sir? Hiya.

Hiya to you, too. Are you saying hi to me, sir? Hiya. Hiya. Hiya. Hiya. Hiya. Sir, why do you keep saying hiya?

That's your form of self-defense civilian. That is your last. line of defense against those fucking North Korean nuclear assholes. Sir, if you could dial down the language a bit, what exactly is higher? That's military code. It's a code that I designed myself, and I have offered it up to the powers that be at the Pentagon. At this point in time, it has been declined, but I will keep going. I tend to be very persuasive when it comes to matters of

military expertise. Okay, well, I guess we're always open for, like I said, protecting. What does Haya stand for, sir, in the event of a nuclear attack, a nuclear detonation, what is Haya? Hide in your ass. Excuse me Hide in your ass

Hiya Wait a minute Hiya Hide in your ass Hiya Hiya Hiah Hiah

Hide in your ass H Hide I In Y Your A

A that even mean? Well, most people nowadays, in a population base of almost 350 million in the United States of America, most of us won't have the opportunity to drop, tuck, and roll. Would you agree, civilian? That's true. There's millions of people in the streets, out in parks, exactly. There's probably nowhere to go.

If you think about it, your anal cavity is a perfect, place to hide your precious head. Sir? I want everyone to train. I've done it myself. If you swing your head down fast enough between your knees, if you really push the velocity of your upper body down in between your knees, let your head swing up right towards your ass cheeks,

let your anus loose, and your head will get sucked right up. Your asshole. Hiya. Sir, come up. Hiya. Hi. Sir, are you telling me that if a nuclear blast goes off,

people should swing their upper bodies down so their head whips through their between their legs and comes up to the crack of their buttocks and their head is swallowed up by their own... Asshole. You got it, soldier, or civilian? You're not a soldier, are you?

No, sir, I'm not. All right, and I'm going to stick with civilian, you son of a whore. Sir, if you could stop the... I don't think this higher thing is going to work. When you play football, what do you do, civilian? What do you mean? How do you protect your head? With a helmet?

And when you play hockey, what do you do to your head to protect? You put a helmet on it. What do you do when you're swinging at home base in a baseball game? What's that sitting right up on your fucking melon civilian? A protective helmet. What do you do when you ride a motorcycle civilian? I wear a helmet. I get where this is going.

What do you do when you skydive? I wear a helmet. Even children on bicycle. and skateboards wear a helmet civilian. So guess what? If you're walking around in the park or down the street, just picking your nose, minding your own business, and all of a sudden a North Korean mushroom cloud fills the sky.

Hiya. Sir, I don't think people are going to shove their own heads up their asses, and they're going to wear their ass like a hockey helmet. You hear me, Civilian. I'm talking about saving American lives. Listen to me real close, civilian. I'm only going to say this one more time. Listen real close.

Hiya. Sir, can you stop with the highest stuff? people are not going to wear their own ass asses as a helmet. I'm telling you, you've got a protective layer of colon. You've got a protective layer of ass blubber, especially the fat people. God damn of these fat fuckers are going to outlive even cockroaches after the nuclear blast goes off.

If you can swing your own fucking head up your asshole and protect yourself from a nuclear blast, you are going to live. That's why I'm here talking to you today, Civilian. Wait for it. Wait for what, sir? I said wait for it, because here it comes.

What is coming? I told you to stand down, civilian. Here it comes. Three, two, one. Oh, yeah. Sir, can you knock it off?

You know what? I think you've dragged this out of that. We're not shoving our own heads up our asses if the bomb goes off. And I'll tell you what. If you lubricate your asshole with Campbell's Cream of Mushroom Soup or any type of ready whip, some kind of peanut butter, skippy peanut butter around the head of your asshole, your head will slide up that fucking pipe. so fast you'll even have time to walk for about a hundred feet before you suffocate sir thank you

very much goodbye you say goodbye I say hiya stop goodbye goodbye hi yeah goodbye sir let's get him off Roger what the Holy shit. Hide in your ass. Haya? What the? You know, I keep thinking this guy's going to call in and have some real helpful information for us, and I get higher. Let's, let's end the show. Now I'm all flustered.

I'm picturing people walking around in the mushroom cloud in the air. And a bunch of people walking around like circus clowns with their heads. up their asses. Hi, uh, hide in your ass. Good Lord, is it any wonder that people want to bomb us? Jeez, I'm going to wrap it up. Let's do some announcements here.

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Good Lord. And until next time, chicken. Chalman, baby? Hi, my name's Trevor.