The Harland Highway - 791 - SAUSAGE PARTY movie. The creepy clown. Memebers of SUCC call show.

Episode Date: August 11, 2016

Harland talks about his roles in the NEW R rated film Sausage Party. Crazy CLOWN story. Members of S.U.C.C. call into the show to complain about racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lord de Tendrin Jesus, bye. Hey, everybody, this is Harlem Williams. Welcome to the Harlan Die Way podcast. So glad you can be here. I'm Harlem Williams, your host. How are you? Interesting show today. Towards the end of the show,

we have a social activist group called Suck. Social underdogs can't cope. Suck. And I guess they're here to talk about social injustice. social change, all that stuff. Should be an interesting conversation. I think we all are aware these days of all the social controversy in the air and people that are, everyone seems to want something.

So we're going to talk to suck later in the show. Also, we're going to be talking about a new movie I'm in that's coming out on August 12th called Sausage Party. It's the world's first R-rated animated movie. It's dirty, it's nasty. I went to the premiere the other night. I'm going to talk about it, play a few clips, and very excited to talk about that. And then a crazy news story, creepy, crazy.

I don't know if you like clowns or you hate clowns, but this is a, there's a, there's a creepy, scary, weird clown on the loose. We're going to talk about that. It just kind of makes your skin crawl. But then, doesn't my whole podcast? Because this is the Harland Highway. What am I? What is this? Some kind of a joke or something? Welcome to the Harland Highway. What you're talking about words?

Son, you got a panty on your head. Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck. Oh, God, what's happening here? What's happening? Hey, Harlan, it's Shelley. You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

That is fantastic. Yeah. That's wrong with everybody in this crazy place. The Harland Highway. What is it? Opening. To what? To another dimension.

This is Harland Williams. You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. That is fantastic. Welcome, shoppers. Ketchup, mustard. Oh, sausages and buns. All right, here we go.

that I'm featured in called Sausage Party comes out August 12th animated, X-rated film. Oh, my God. Send them straight, boys. Hey, look at this. We've got one. Yes, we're chosen. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

We've been chosen together. Hey, Brenda, you and me. I'm so happy that God's put our packages together. Because we belong together. It's like we were made for each other. Get ready. Boys. Oh, it feels amazing.

Oh, yes. I'm the first to enter eternity. Oh, potato! Way to go, buddy! The pipes are called. Oh, Jesus, fuck! Oh, gummy skin. She's peeling me fucking skin.

What? Fuck! They're eating children! Fucking children! So, you have learned the terrible truth. Terrible truth. I got to tell everyone. No one will believe you.

I have to try. Everyone will die otherwise. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Fuck me, right? Shit. Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. Good luck.

Have fun. Yes. Yes, you will have fun at this movie. I just went to the premiere of sausage party. huge theater packed house all the stars there uh you know the red carpet we did pictures and interviews on the red carpet and uh you know went to the after party and ate hot dogs and hamburgers as a tribute to the sausage party movie set rogan got up uh before the movie started at the front of the theater and said a few words um just a really good time

The movie's crazy. It's raunchy. It's out there. Just what you'd expect from Seth Rogan and the gang. And it's, you know, I think it's history making. I do believe this is the first X-rated or R-rated CGI film. You know, it looks like a kid's film, but it certainly doesn't sound like a kid's film. You heard the salty language and a lot of sexual content. And the screening, the premiere went really well. People were laughing from start to finish, applauding. And just an overall really great time. So kudos, congratulations to all the people behind the film.

I was fortunate enough to be asked to be in the film, which is an honor. I guess it's kind of a history-making film, as I said. So it's always good to be part of something edgy and new and fresh. And I do three voices in the movie. I come in early in the movie. I play the ketchup. You'll see a scene near the beginning of the movie

where there's a ketchup bottle that's talking. That's me. I'm ketchup. Finally, after years in Hollywood, I'm ketchup. Then in the middle of the movie, kind of cool. I'm one of the few human characters in the movie. And I play a drug dealer, man. I sell a dude some bath salts.

I'm a bath salt selling drug dealer that sells bath salts to this guy out on the street. And then near the end of the movie, I'm back in the food stores. A food product. I'm Baba Ginoosh. I don't even really know what a Baba Ginoosh is, but I do play the Baba Ginoosh. I think the Baba Ginoos only has like two lines or something, but they squeezed my voice in there as Baba Ginoosh. So a lot of good voices, Penelope Cruz and, you know,

Seth Rogan's in there, Edward Norton. Oh, amazing. Edward Norton plays a bagel. He does a very kind of Jewish Woody Allen voice. Kristen Wigg is in there. She does the lead voice of the bun. You know her from Saturday Night Live and Bridesman. and Ghostbusters and, yeah, so fun movie, it's hard to know what people will think because

it's kind of going into new territory. We're so used to seeing Shrek and Madagascar and Beauty and the Beast and, you know, all these CGI movies, cars, and they're all kind of very kid-oriented, right? And then all of a sudden you go see a CGI movie and there's F-bombs dropping everywhere and I'll give you a bit of a spoiler alert I won't give you the whole thing but one of the end scenes in sausage party and I can't even give it away because it's so graphic

but there is a orgy a sex orgy near the end of the movie with all the food that is out of control people were just going nuts laughing at it in the theater and it's worth the weight so there you go A little plug for my new movie, not my new movie, but, well, I guess it's a new movie I'm in and very excited for it. So if you like comedy, if you like weird, kind of edgy stuff, head out and check out sausage party and keep your eyes open for the bottle of ketchup, the drug dealer, and the Baba Ginoj.

Hello. Full disclosure. I've never been in a bun before. Hey, I'm not going to be any better. I mean, look how tight I am. I can't wait to finally just get up in there. Just raw dog it. The Harland Highway.

Crazy news story. That's weird. That's strange stuff. Okay, this one is kind of crazy, but kind of cool, but also kind of creepy and scary and weird. It's like a whole, it's like a mishmash of wacky, wonderful and creepy. Here's the headline.

Creepy clown with black balloons wandering Wisconsin. And that's not the name of a children's book. A creepy clown with black balloons wandering Wisconsin. Here's the story. Wisconsin residents are calling police asking about a disheveled clown walking through Green Bay with four black balloons. And then there's a picture of this clown in its nighttime. And he looks kind of creepy like he's kind of lurking in the shadows.

And I guess somebody got a picture of him while they are driving past. And it's like a dark kind of black and white picture. And he's got four black balloons. And he's got kind of a dirty looking clown suit. And just looks like something out of a horror movie. Like it looks like a serial killer or something. So here's the story. People have spotted this clown walking around Green Bay.

The residents are calling police asking about a disheveled clown walking through Green Bay with four black balloons, but there's not much police can do. The clown doesn't appear armed or dangerous, just really creepy. Yes. Quote, this person is not breaking the law, said Captain Wayarch of Green Bay Police. He can walk in a clown costume anywhere he wants. well that's true you know and not now that i hear it out loud i'm thinking why the hell aren't i walking around in a clown costume i mean what's wrong with me ladies and gentlemen

shouldn't shouldn't i be wandering around and shouldn't you be wandering around what's wrong with you um the clown who is being referred to as gags gags i guess he could maybe he's a porno starg clown. Gags. Gags, the Green Bay clown, was first spotted at 2 a.m. August 1st, according to a fanbook page that popped up the next day. Photos of gags show a figure with full face makeup, high eyebrows, hollow eyes, and a black smile. The clown wears a soiled looking jumpsuit with a ruffled collar. I'm telling you, man, he looks creepy. Some believe Gags is part of a horror film,

but others say they haven't seen a camera crew. Yeah, I think if someone's walking around and there's no camera crew around, there ain't no movie happening. The police chief said he surprised that Gags has gone viral. And he says at the end of the day, it's just a person walking around in a clown costume, end quote. Well, is it?

in today's world where wasn't there some guy in Colorado that wandered into a movie theater dressed as the Joker and subsequently shot the shit out of the movie theater and murdered like 30 people or something? No, no, no, no. It's not that innocent in today's world where we do have rampant creeps and pedophiles and serial killers

and terrorists and murderers. I'm telling you, man, this is a creepy picture. It's a creepy character. I actually like it that some guy has the imagination and the ingenuity to wander around and do this. And I hope it is innocent and just kind of meant to kind of startle people, which I think is fine too.

I think there's nothing wrong with it, you know, putting fear into people through kind of nightmarish, imagery. You know, I think that that's almost kind of artistic and kind of neat. I think it's inspiring and it could, you know, it touches people's emotions. But in the back of my head in this wacky, violent world we live in nowadays, I'm like, wait a minute, guy walking around at 2 a.m. with black balloons, soiled overalls, a black smile, sunken in eyes. What the F is going on?

I might slow down to look, but I ain't stopping to take a picture. I'll tell you that much. Not in today's climate. So anyways, gags, if you're out there listening, don't hurt anyone. Keep up, keep up what you're doing because I think it's kind of interesting and different. It's kind of like living art. You know what I mean? It's like living art in the streets.

and it's kind of interesting. So there you go. Gags the Green Bay Clown. Check it out. Have a really nice day today, folks. You deserve it. We all deserve a nice day, don't we, folks? We deserve it.

Speaking of a nice day, There's people in the world who, you know, want to make sure that everybody has a nice day, that everyone kind of lives in harmony and everyone gets a fair shake at the stick. And, you know, we have a lot of social activist groups like Black Lives Matter. And you have social activists in all walks of life. People always looking to try and, you know, even the scorecard or make things better for a, a group that maybe doesn't have what other people have or level the playing field, however you want to call it.

And these are important groups. Some of them tend to be very valid and sincere. And other ones seem to have kind of a skewed agenda. But that's for each of us, each and every one of us, to sort through and figure out who we feel is sincere and legitimate and worthy. And so these groups pop up. They come and go. Some of them stick around. Some of them are a flash in the pan.

But we have one on the line here. A group called suck. Social underdogs can't cope. Suck. Social underdogs can't cope is what I'm being told. And three of the representatives from this group are on the line. We have Jamie Wilson, Terry Jacks, and Fiona, let's all have a.

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Yeah, he's telling me that's her name. I don't know if that's North American Indian or what. what, but I guess as their name suggests, they are a social activist group that I guess are concerned with segments of the population that can't cope or feel there's an imbalance, so why don't we get them? Are they all on the line? There's like three active lines going? All right, let's do it. Let's jump in and talk to the whole group, but suck. Hello, are you there? I'll start with you. Jamie Wilson, are you there? Oh, yeah. Hello, Mr. Williams. How are you?

I'm doing great, Jamie. Thanks for, you know, calling in and looking forward to talking to you today. Yeah, we're looking forward to talking to you, Mr. William. Thanks for having us. I got my associate here, Terry Jacks. Okay, Terry Jacks. How are you, sir? I'm doing great, Mr. Woods. Thank you. Great. And you had one other person in your, in your, group. There, Fiona, let's have a rice cake. Am I getting that right, Fiona? Oh, yes. Oh, my goodness. I'm a little nervous. That's okay. You know, don't worry. You're amongst friends here. I want to ask you about your

last name. That's an unusual last name. Am I saying it right? Let's All Have a Rice Cake. Fiona, let's all have a rice cake? Yes, it used to be Walters, but I changed it because I just felt like Walters didn't say anything. Walters didn't stand for anything. And I decided that, you know, I've got to, my name should be something that stands for something. And, you know, that... Well, why, why let's all have a rice cake? Because I think everyone should have a rice cake.

You know, it's a generic food. It's not an animal-based product. And it's just, it's friendly. It's warm. healthy, it's nice. Okay, interesting. I just may I add here for one second that Fiona, you know, she used to come from another group called Let's Not Use the Sun, and now she's an advocate for a solar corporation, and now she's joined our group, suck. Okay, so used to be part of the solar energy lobby?

Well, Mr. Williams, if I could just jump in here, and I know we're kind of engaging in small talk, and, you know, we could talk all day, but I'd like to get right to the issue at hand here. Oh, okay. It's Terry Jacks, everyone. I didn't mean to commandeer your time. I just kind of, we're getting to know each other. I think there's lots of time to get to know each other, and then there's not lots of time

to get to know each other, and I think right now is not a lot of time. of time to get to know each other. Okay. Okay, then what did you want to talk about, Terry? Well, I think we're all, you know, it's pretty obvious. Mr. Wade, I think what Tara trying to tell you about is, you know, in the 24-hour cycle of a day, there is some, well, let me just throw it out there. There is some racist activity happen on a daily basis during every 24-hour.

I agree, then that's why we're here, Mr. Williams. Okay, I'm not sure what you mean. There's something racist that happens every 24-hour cycle. Explain. Well, Mr. William, you know, every day the song go down and it becomes nighttime. And we're upset, Mr. Williams, Dad. You know, nighttime is black time. What do you mean?

Well, hello, if you look up at the sky, at night, it's completely black. Right? That's the, you know, yes. Okay, well, hello. What do you mean? Hello? Well, Mr. Williams, you know, I think, you know, Jamie, who is part of our conversation here today.

Thank you very much, Fiona. That's okay, Jamie. Jamie who is here, is an African-American gentleman, or I just like to say African because who are you to attach American to someone who's originally African? Well, I don't know. I don't want to get into that conversation. Yeah, most people don't want to get into that conversation. So, Mr. Holmes, where we're here to talk about is we are not happy that nighttime is black.

What do you mean? It's black? The sky is black? Exactly. Mr. William, Dan, we just think, you know, at Suck, that it's, well, I'm just going to say it's racist. What, what's racist? Mr. William Day, you know, we don't come in to play a, you know, game, just in the game, you know, Twister, this ain't a game of, bingo, this ain't a game of, you know, monopoly. Let's call it what it is.

Motherfucking be black at night. Okay, easy on the language, James. Well, you know, Mr. Williams, it's even for you to be all okay on the language, but, you know, every night when the sun go down, a ship become black. Okay, well, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's geography. I mean, that, that's our planet. The, the, the, the, the earth is rotating on its axis. And, Mr. Webs, you know, we don't really need, like, a physics lesson here or a geography lesson. Um, can we stay focused on what we came to talk about, um, that nighttime is racist? because it's black? What do you mean? It's racist when it's black. Oh, come on.

I mean, I mean, hello. Why can't my time be bright? Like, during the daytime. Okay, so I'm, well, hold on, gang.

If we could just hold, all of you just take a breath here. Last thing I want to do is get in in a discussion and pardon me, but, you know, with a socially aware, a social consciousness,

group that that's really stretching for a cause and kind of making the rest of us feel guilty. Are you telling me that everyone that suck doesn't want it to get dark anymore because it's racist? Oh, Mr. William, listen, man, you know, I'm a black man, okay? And as a black man, I've been dealing with racist comments my whole life. I got it in high school. I got a grade school. Even in college, I got, you know, every now and now.

and you feel a racial insult, a racial innuendo. And, you know, last thing I want to do, I walk home from a long day of work or what have you not, and all of a sudden the sun go down and it black, and I'm like, what the fuck that all about? Why, why it's got to be black? Why can't daytime be black and why can't the fucking nighttime be white time? Well, that's ridiculous.

Mr. Webb, speak about your language. I just kind of reminded that Jamie Wilson, Jamie, are you hearing this? Oh, yeah, I'm all fucking in the motherfucker. Well, Jamie's back, Mr. Williams, and I just like you to watch your rhetoric. It's not rhetoric, guys. Um, hello, I'm not a guy. I'm a girl. Excuse me. I didn't mean guys, as in you're all genetically, genderly guys.

I mean, guys as a group. Oh, here we go. Listen to this fucking jackwad. Skip, do you mind not attacking me? I'm, I was generalizing. Oh, the way that you think that, you know, black, night should be black, and day, going to be all white. I mean, man, nothing like that since, you know, the beginning of civilization, and that's that fucking racist bullshit, man. It's not racist that, what do you want to do, control the sun? You want to stop the earth from spinning? Are you guys serious?

Mr. Williams, we're very serious. And I would watch her time because we have a large support group. We have a lot of listeners, a lot of followers. I think we're up to maybe, you know, 14 million on Facebook, Mr. Williams. So, yeah, 14 million. I think it's more than that, man. I think we're up like, you know, 15 million or something. I don't care how many you have, guys.

The notion that nighttime should not go black because you think it's racist? You know, at first I was on here, open to your ideas, but you guys are emblematic of, I think, the political correctness in our society is that's making everything dangerous and upside down and crazy and making people nuts. Oh, okay, so you just find, you know, you find whatever it didn't be black at night,

and, you know, black people don't get any nighttime during the day, but, you know, sounds like you're white, Mr. Williams. Yes, I'm calling you. occasion. Oh, well, that may make it really easy for you now to wander around in the black a night, and I got wander around in the wider day. I mean, that bullshit, man.

Mr. Williams, can I ask you a question? Yes, what is it, Terry? Okay, let's say hypothetically you're African. Oh, okay. And, you know, with your family, you're at the mall, you go into the mall, okay? It's daytime.

It's three in the afternoon. You come out, and it's nighttime, and you're surrounded by black. Okay, why did you say it like that? Oh, I think you know, Mr. Williams. What, what do you mean? Okay, I go into somewhere, I'm inside, I come out, and it's nighttime. And what color is nighttime, Mr. Williams? It's black.

Oh, here we fucking go, guys. Oh, man, it'd be bullshit, man. I can't believe this. I can't believe you have a... It's not a radio show. It's not a radio show. It's a podcast. Well, we would suck. I'm going to boycott this thing because, you know, I got, Terry? Yes, Mr. Williams. I think he's upset all of us, especially Jamie, who's African. He's African-American, okay? I'm not going to let you guys get away with it, okay?

Mr. Ram, look, man, you know, you don't know how it feels. I'll come out at night and it's black and they're stars in the motherfucking sky? You know, why can't there be stars during the daytime? Well, hello Jamie, the sun is a star. Okay, man, that's bullshit, I didn't like your tone.

That would, that sound racist, what you just said right there. What? How was that racist? I said that the, that the sun is a star. Yeah, but you said it come out during the day, and I said, why can't there be star during the day? And then you went on,

She went tripping on my ass about the sun, Mr. William. Oh, that is such a big. Who are you? Who is this fucking clown? Do not call me a clown. If anyone, I think you three are very suspect with this whole notion that nighttime is racist. Okay, Mr. Williams, I'm hearing anger in your voice, and I'm hearing like a slant towards you clearly don't like black people. And myself and Fiona and Jamie, you know, don't think that we don't have. have a picket squad and a group of avid supporters that will come down to your studio in March. I don't care. You know, I started with you guys from SOC, and I thought we were going to have a nice, honest

conversation about social issues, which, you know, I try to be very open and fair-minded about, and all of a sudden you're creating this ridiculous notion that nighttime is racist because it's Black? Oh, man, this is bullshit, man. I'm just going over there with a fucking baseball bat and, you know, fucking going up on your flubbery white ass. Now right there, you said flubbery white ass. Isn't that racist? I'll tell you what's racist. It's racist that you noticed. I said white. It's what? I'm racist because I noticed you said white. Oh, man, you just said it again, man. Why are you trying to put the word white on me, man? Oh, Mr. Williams, you know, we're going to get a letter, a petition going, it's suck,

and we're going to, Fiona, can you take this? Yeah, I think what we're going to have to do, we're going to try and shut you down, because this is so insensitive, so harsh, so crap. Listen here, let's all have a rice cake. Why don't you calm the fuck down? Oh, there we go. There's a lawsuit. I just, he just verbally assaulted me.

Oh man, that bullshit. That is bullshit. I can't, I can't believe you just. I can't believe you, idiots. Goodbye. I just hung up on those idiots. I don't think I've ever hung up on someone so. I just hung the fuck up.

Nighttime is racist because it's, but this is, this is what's wrong. Are they gone? They better be gone. Good. Okay. This is what's wrong with all the political correctness and the activist groups. And, you know, as I said at the beginning, some are pertinent, some are important. But now we're at a place where just this stuff is just out of control, man.

Now, because I'm a white person, I should feel ashamed. I should feel guilty because when I go out at night, the sky is dark. Mark, that's what the people that suck are suggesting that for white people to venture into the night, it's racist, or I can't even believe I'm talking about this idiotic shit. You know what? I'm going to end the show right here. Forget it. I'm not even going to engage these people.

I'm not going to give them a platform. Suck can go suck it. Nighttime is racist. let's end it right here right now good lord you know what but play some more let's go to something happy before we end the show let's listen to just another quick clip of something fun uh check it out it uh it just uh comes out uh let's see i think it's uh august 12th another quick funny little clip from the the new animated r rated movie sausage party play it roger while i clear my head they killed him

did he suffer no oh yeah oh yeah he did I'm gonna fix you together we can fight these monsters right that my quackin balls Sausage party Rated R

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