The Harland Highway - 795 - If you SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING program is discussed. Photo album memories.

Episode Date: August 25, 2016

A caller complains about the see something say something program. Re-living the past with your photo collection. Caller tells of favorite episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, should I say gay. That was about the gayest opening ever. Hey, hey, it's Harlan Williams here on the Harland Highway podcast. Welcome, y'all. Great show today. We got an interesting call from a pavement boundary who called in with his favorite episode. We have almost 800 episodes, and he decided to call in and tell us. It's his favorite episode out of all of them, and we decided to play a little clip from it.

So that's a treat coming up later on the show. Also, you ever go through your pictures? You ever have to go through your pictures, your photos? Is it a fun process? Is it a fond process? Or is it painful? We're going to discuss that little thing. And then also, if you say something, see something.

We have a caller who called into Homeland Security, apparently saw something, called in and said something, and they hung up on him. They hung up on this gentleman who was a concerned citizen trying to report suspicious activity. If you see something, say something. So we're going to talk to him and find out what happened. It doesn't sound good, you know, but this podcast is good because this is the Harland Highway. What are there am I? What is this, some kind of a joke or something? Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What are you talking about words? Son, you got a panty on your head. Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck. Oh, God, what's happening here? What's happening? Hey, Harland, it's chilly. You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway.

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard. That is fantastic. That's wrong with everybody in this crazy place. The Harland Highway. What is it? The opening. To what?

To another dimension. This is Harland Williams. You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. That is fantastic. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I was talking to a friend the other day about pictures. You know, your photographs, your digital photos, your whole.

hard copy photos you know we all have our photo albums we all have our collection of pictures moments from our lives and i was talking to a friend of mine who had a picture that i remembered of myself that uh i wanted and so i asked her if she could retrieve it for me from her collection of photos and she said of course i can of course so um so she she went through all her pictures and uh she found the one i was looking for and she sent it to me so i called her to thank her i was like oh thanks for thanks for uh you know finding that photo i wanted um it's for a book that i'm working on and uh she said yeah you know it wasn't easy and i said well what do you mean she goes well

it just wasn't easy going through all my photos. And I was like, oh, why? Because there's a lot of them. And she goes, no, because it's kind of painful. I go, what do you mean? She goes, well, there was all these, I went through all these pictures and it was moments of my life. And before she said anything else,

I knew exactly what she meant. I don't know if you've ever gone through your pictures. And I'm talking going back, like, you know, decades, 10, 20. 20, 30, 40 years, whatever, how old you are, it doesn't really matter. You know, just going back is, you know, it's a mixed blessing because part of it is just super nostalgic and you're like, oh, my God, I love that picture. There's me at Niagara Falls.

Oh, my God, there's me jumping into a lake with my friends. Oh, there's me with my new car. Oh, there's me with my first girlfriend. Oh, there's me at my graduation. Oh, there's me at my thing, and now I'm not there anymore because I'm older, and I wish I was still way back there when I was younger, and now I'm older, and now I'm not as happy as I was back. You know what I mean?

So what happens is when you go through your pictures, you might initially think it's going to be a fond romp down memory lane. But what happens is, you know, you see the dogs that you had, that you loved, that died. You see relatives that have died. You see boyfriends and girlfriends and people you were in love with, that you fell out of love with, and maybe you regret and go back in your mind and go, well, what if, or if only I had, or if only I knew now, if only what I knew now back then. you know

and all of a sudden it can be very painful emotionally to go back and look through all your pictures because you realize it's big chunks of your life that have passed you by you realize that there's people there

and there's moments that will never come back or never be the same And maybe you realize there's people that you slighted Or maybe you didn't do so goodbye Maybe you broke a heart Or maybe they broke your heart Or maybe you wished you had given that person a second chance Or you wished you had

You know, when you'd gone on that trip to that tropical island You did more than just lay on the beach Now, don't get me wrong, there's tons of great memories. There's lots of great, like, oh, there's that giant fish I caught. Oh, there's that, that's me in front of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, of course, there's beautiful enchanting memories, but sometimes a side effect can be an emotional overwhelmian, which is a word I just made up, overwhelmian.

I'm overwhelpshriming just talking. I'm so overwelpscha, ma'am. But you get overwhelmed with all these memories. And the reason it's tough is because you've got a whole box or you've got a whole computer full of all these magical moments in your life. And they're all hitting you at once. It's not like you're like,

well, I think I'll look at those fishing pictures from Montana. No, no, no. This is when you go through the whole collection. There's me as a kid. There's me with my first girlfriend. There's me in high school.

There's me with my buddy Robb who got killed in a skiing accident. There's me, blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean? Suddenly it's like your whole life. And it can be tough because you're like, oh my God, what have I done with my life? Or, oh, my God, when did I get fat?

Look how thin I used to be Look how handsome I used to be Oh God This was supposed to be fun And I said you know I took all these pictures my whole life So that when I was older I could look back And be cheered up

And now I'm just full of regret and remorse And disappointment No I'm not saying that I mean good Lord I mean These pictures bring the exact opposite effect But what happened with my friend, as I could tell that, you know, I asked her about it and all these things that

I'm saying, like, hit her. And she actually had to stop looking through her pictures because it was too emotionally draining. And I realized when she said that, like I said, I knew exactly what she was talking about because I've been through it. Not that I looked at my pictures and felt sad or disappointed, but I did look through them And one can get melancholy. One can get sad because, you know, these things, you know, you usually take pictures of good, great, fun moments, happy times.

And maybe you get sad. Maybe I got sad because these moments were memories. They were gone. I'm glad that I had them. But, you know, when you see that, that beautiful girlfriend you had, you had when you're in your 20s or 30s and you made love all day and you're like, oh man, I wish I could remember that time.

I wish I could be making love all day to that beauty. Or you're at the cottage water skiing or fishing and you're there with your family and your cousins and you're like, oh man, remember the bond I had with them before everyone went off to different parts of the world and got jobs and had families and got swept up and all their bullshit. Remember when we could just go fishing and crack a joke

and look at the clouds and see funny shapes together? Remember? Whoa. God. So it's a mixed thing. Now, don't give me wrong. I'll see it again. There's a ton of joy and happiness that comes from pictures.

but sadly they can make us feel upset too and miss what's gone by. So all I can say to end this is, you know, just always believe the best is yet to come, man. There's many great more pictures to be had and to be made in your present, in your future, and you just keep building the photo album that is your life.

You make us feel important. You are important. Crab apples. All right. Speaking of life, you know, we live in a precarious time where, you know, we've arrived at this place in human history where, as you all know, acts of terror are now commonplace. and they seem to be increasing and expanding and making all of us a little more nervous and a little more paranoid. And now there's this campaign that's, you know, been initiated by the government where it's kind of this slogan, if you see something, say something.

And it's funny, I just saw a billboard for this the other day, a giant billboard that we the taxpayers are probably paying for. big giant billboard if you see something say something and it's kind of ominous and scary and uh and so we have a woman uh calling in today uh to the show uh to discuss uh this program and she uh she actually said she had a bad experience uh with the branch of the government that runs the the program, the Homeland Security branch of the U.S. government. And she said that she saw some things and called in and was treated rather rudely and disrespectfully. And so let's get her on the line.

What? Oh, so, okay, Roger just, it's not a her, it's a he. It's a man? Okay. Dale Chambers. Okay, great. So let's get Dale Chambers on the phone here and talk about his experience with the, if you see something, say something. Thank you for being on the show today, Mr. Chambers. Thank you, Mr. Williams. Excuse me? Thank you for having me on the show, Mr. Williams.

Okay, Dale, so let's start from the beginning. You called into Homeland Security, you know, complying with their program that they set up. If you see something, say something. Yes, I was correct, Mr. Williams. I called them and they were very mean to me. Okay. case, uh, sir, can you tell us? Obviously, you must have seen something for, in order to call them. Uh, what did you see? Well, I called them in the way. Um, they had a phone number,

uh, well, it says, if you see something, you say something. Yeah, if you see something, you say something. And I called them and I said, I saw something, I saw something. I thought, okay, sir, just settle down a little. What exactly did you see? I called them and I said, hello, my name is there and I saw a tree. You saw what, sir? A tree. A twee?

A tree. I saw a tree, Mr. William. Are you saying you saw a tree? Yes, that's what I told you. Oh, my God. I know my dad is there. I found a tree. You called them to tell them you saw a tree.

Was there someone hiding behind the tree? No, but I saw something else. Okay, so there was something else there with the tree? Yes, that's what I'm trying to tell her that you, and that's what I tell them. Okay, I'm having a little trouble understanding you, sir, so there was something with the tree. What was with the tree? Um, there was a car. I'm sorry, I'm having trouble.

There was what? A car. A car? A car, mister, I'm like you drive a car. a car. Are you saying a car? Yes, I am. I saw a tree and I saw a car and then I also saw a sidewalk.

You saw a sidewalk? Yes, and I told them that then I saw C-10. I saw a tree, I saw a car, and I saw a sidewalk, and I went, excuse you, can I just, boy, this is delicate. I hate to I hate to interrupt you here and please please understand I'm trying to

for the sake of my listeners I think we're all wondering Dale and please excuse me I don't know how to put this delicately but it sounds like you have your voice is a little impeded are you by any chance

you know mentally challenged No, I'm not mentally talented, though I am. Okay, well, it sounds like you have a slur, and I mean, no disrespect, please. I just, your voice sounds a little bit. No, I'm not mentally talented. Okay, so continue. So I'm guessing this is leading to something.

You're putting the pieces together here, because obviously you were concerned. You were concerned enough to call Homeland Security because you saw, a tree, a car, and a sidewalk, and what was going on there? What else did you see? I saw Mr. Williams' apartment building. Pardon me, Dale? I saw an apartment building, Mr. Williams. An apartment building?

Yes. It was right there in front of the sidewalk. Okay, was there someone in the apartment building? Yes, it was. Okay, now we're getting somewhere. Who was in the apartment building? I saw a whole bunch of people go in and out of the apartment building, Mr. Williams. Okay, so you saw a bunch of people go in and out of the apartment building.

Yeah, and I also saw something out. What? What? I saw some clouds in the sky. I'm sorry. Did you say you saw clouds in the sky? Yes, and I called Homeland Security. Okay, Dale, I'm maybe sounding a little irritated here. Is there something wrong with your vocal cords or your voice?

I was at the dentist today, Mr. Rowland, and I had root canal. You had a root canal? Yes, and my lips and my gums are swollen. Oh, okay. So you're not mentally challenged? No, I'm not mentally challenged. My gums and my lips are frozen. I thought it would wear off by now before I made the phone call to you,

but you said we have to do the phone call at a certain time for your podcast, and so my lips are still frozen. And you think I'm a retard? No, no, I didn't say retard, retard, sir. Please, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it sounded like you were mentally challenged and it's, it's, it's, also, I have to say, because your story's a bit meandering, you're not getting anywhere. Well, Mr. William, they say if you see something, say something. Okay, but it's, it sounds like you've been seeing a lot of things that don't, you're

don't lead to anything. Well, they didn't say that, didn't they? They just said if you see something, you say something. Okay. And I saw an apartment building, some people, I saw a cloud, a tree, a sidewalk, and a car. Okay, so you saw all these items, these objects. Yeah, and so I called to tell them I saw them.

You called Homeland Security to tell them you saw these items, but they're not related to terror or criminal activity? No, they just didn't say that. They just said, if you see something, say something. And I saw some stuff. Are you telling me, sir, that you just called in because you saw random objects? Uh, hello? What do you mean, hello?

If you see something, say something. Yeah, it means, if you see, if you see terrorist activity or you see something suspicious, you call in and you say something, you don't just see anything and then call in. I also saw a school bus. You saw a school bus. And I called in, and they hung up on me. they hung up on you yeah because you know

then I told them I thought a wrist blot and then I told them I saw a coke machine and they hang up on me sir I think you're missing the point hey everybody who wants to have better sex no yes yes the answer is yes

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A frisbee? Yeah, I've got to go, Mr. Williams. I'll have to call home after security. No, you don't just call because you see things. They meant that I got to go, Mr. Oh, my God, there's a bird. Oh, my God, there's a block of seagulls. Oh, my God, I got to go, Mr. William. No, you don't. Don't call. You're using up the phone line.

Holy shit. Look at that. A highway. Oh, my God. What? Where is... Roger, not only did you get an idiot

that totally doesn't understand to see something, say something. But you had to find a guy on the day of his root canal? And I'm here thinking I'm talking to a mentally challenging, individual and

look I hate to say it but after that conversation I think that guy is mentally challenged if you see something say something and this guy's basically playing I spy and calling it in and using up the valuable time of the people oh god

for the rest of you listening I hope you get it if you see something say something is meant for terrorist activity for suspicious criminal behavior you don't just call in anything you see

oh god what is it any wonder we're under attack good lord by that splendid hello hello hey Arwen it's your bass fishing buddy Chuck

from the bass fishing capital of the world in the Midwest. I've got a challenge to all those listeners, and by the way, I'm a premium content and a long-time fan. How about calling in and telling your favorite podcast episode? Mine is 619, the Halloween show, Mr. Featherstone and Camp Bart Kinney. I think it's genius. Take and John Maine, baby. Hey, right on, Chuck. That's a great idea. Holy smokes. Why didn't I? think of that um you know the episode six one nine the the episode where uh cinnamon boy and campfire timmy need to go out trick or treating and my creepy boss mr featherstone

forces me to take them out into the street to get candy and i think we end up almost getting shot um you know i actually had to go back and listen to the episode because you mentioned it. And, you know, I usually don't hear a lot of these episodes. I create them, and then I don't hear them ever again. And I went back and I played it, and I actually started laughing. Is it wrong to laugh at my own jokes, my own material? But I was so excited that you had actually taken the time to pick out a certain episode

that really turned your crank. and I think that's a great idea I think I'm going to throw that out there for people based on your suggestion all you pavement pounders listening if you have a a show an episode of the

Harland Highway that is an absolute favorite of yours that stands out then please let me know and we'll tell everyone about it and maybe people can give it a second listen. So I hope people go back and listen to the episode you mentioned, 691, the Halloween episode. It's a lot of fun. It's ridiculous. It's silly. And I think you'll really like it. So great suggestion. Thank you so much for the call.

And if you want to call me, you can call me at 323-739-4330. And like I said, If you want to relay one of your favorite episodes, give us the number so that people can go back and listen to it and share with you like what happened here, episode 6-9-1. In fact, why don't we play a little clip? I'll play the first part of episode 6-1-9. And then if you want to hear the full episode, you can go into the archives

and look it up. And by the way, thank you so much for being a premium member. That means a lot to me. I hope you're enjoying the premium content. All of you that haven't joined us so far, please do. Just go to my website, harlandwiliams.com. Go on the app page, the app link, and you can join right through my website.

So here we go. Let's play a little clip of episode 619. Harland goes out for Halloween with Timmy the Campfire Kid and Cinnamon Boy. Well, here I am, and if I sound a little annoyed, it's because I'm upstairs on the 12th floor in the waiting area outside my boss's office, Mr. Featherstone. There's Betty as secretary. Hello, Betty. Betty?

As usual, nothing? Great. Okay. You'll be sure to flip me off when I leave, right? Okay, well, there's his assistant, Betty, his secretary. So I'm waiting to go in. He wants to tell me something. I got interrupted for the Halloween podcast.

Hold on. Okay, looks like I'm going in. Thank you, Betty. Happy Halloween. Whatever. Hello, sir. Hello, Mr. Featherstone. Hello, how are you?

Well, to be honest, Sir, if I can be Frank? That's your name, Frank. Have a seat. No, no, I'm Harland Williams, sir. I thought you said your name was Frank. No, I asked if I could be Frank. Okay, and I'm letting you be frank. Sit down, Frank.

No, sir, what I mean is I'm Harland Williams, and I want to be frank with you. Okay, you're frank. I'm Mr. Featherstone. Sit the fuck down, Frank. No, no, sir, I'm not. I'm not frank. I thought you said you wanted to be frank. Am I hearing things?

Do I have cotton batting in my ears? No. Sir, I'm Harland Williams. Oh, wah-wah. Harland Williams. Yes. And? Yes.

I want to be frank with you. Okay. You know what? Sit down, Frank. And I'm not Frank. Sit down, Frank. Yes, sir. Now, what is it you want for me, sir?

Well, listen, it's Halloween. I wasn't finished telling you how I feel. You think I care how you feel? I'm running a business. Well, you did ask me... I didn't ask you anything. I'm telling you. You're telling me what, sir?

You're going out for Halloween with my nephew and his little friend Cinnamon Boy. Oh, no, I'm not. No, no, no. See, here's where I need to be Frank with you, sir. Okay, Frank. Here's... Go ahead, Frank. I'm giving you the floor. My name's not Frank, sir.

Well, you keep saying it is, so what do you want me to call you? Hyman Vina-Vinus Nichol? Sir, if you... Before you say anything else. Yes, sir. Have you ever farted? Oh, no, I'm not getting into this fart thing. Have you ever farted on a shrimp platter?

No, I haven't. I'm not even answering that. So that means you have, huh, Frank? I'm not Frank, and no, I haven't farted on a shit platter. On a shit platter? On a shrimp platter, sir. Well, you said something else right there. I know, you've got me all worked up.

That's not a bad idea, Frank. What? Farting on a shit platter. Stop it. Now, I'm not going out for Halloween. Oh, yes, you are. I pay your bills, right? Well, who pays your paycheck? Who signs your paycheck, Frank? My name's not...

I know, your name's not Frank. Okay, I got it, Frank. You sign my paycheck, sir. That's right. And you see this pen on my desk? Yes. How would you like it if all of a sudden, this lovely little... pen ran out of ink. What does that mean, sir? That means if there's no ink,

then I ain't got nothing to sign with. You got it? It's like when an octopus takes a shit, it's got no more ink. Now, the octopuses don't take a shit, sir, they squirt ink to protect themselves and make a cloud.

This coming from a guy talking to me about seafood. Yes. And you've never even fotted on a shrimp plant? Okay, sir, what is going on here? And by the way, yes? When you take my nephew... Wait a minute, are we talking about Billy the Campfire Kid?

You know it. He loves to sing. Well, I wish he could sing. All right, you're taking Billy the Campfire Kid and his best friend, Cinnamon Boy, out for Halloween. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. And I don't want you taking him trick-a-treating downtown. What do you mean downtown? You know near your funny little bars? Wait a minute.

What funny little bars? You know the ones you go with your guy friends. Wait a minute, sir. Uh-huh. Sir? Uh-huh. What? I don't go to funny little bars.

Oh, yeah. What about the bald monkey? The bald monkey? Yeah, you know that funny little bar down at 49th and 28th? I've never heard of the bald monkey, sir. I don't want you going anywhere near your funny little bar. guy bars. I don't go to guy bars, sir. Ah! What?

Ah! Stop! You sound like a grizzly bear waking up out of hibernation. And I don't want you going near the soggy cookie tin either. What the hell is that? Oh, like you haven't been to that funny little bar. Sir, let me ask you something. Yes? Frank. I'm not Frank. Frank?

Frank. Yes, sir. Frank, have you ever farted in an envelope? What? Have you ever farted in an envelope, licked it, and mailed your fart to somebody? Sir, I don't fart on things. What is your obsession with farts? Now listen, you're going to take Cinnamon Boy. Oh, my God.

And Billy the Camp Fire Kid out, trick-or-treating for goodies. Oh, this is just, this is outside the scope of my professional. Professional duties. Oh, what are you? Uh, Millie the model all of a sudden? What, Millie the model? Have you ever farted on a stiffy? What?

A stiffy, like at a funeral home. You're there to see the dead body. You're there to pay your respect. Somebody's obviously passed away. Well, that sounds very sad, sir. You sneak up to the open casket. Wait a minute, sir. And you turn around, pretend you're leaving.

I don't like where this is gone, and you fart right on the stiffy. Sir, that is disrespectful, that is, that is vile. I'll tell you what's vile. I got no one to take my nephew out for Halloween for trick-or-treaty, okay? He's going to go out, and you're going to take him door-to-door with his little buddy cinnamon boy. Those, they might be two of the most annoying people I've ever come across in my life. life. You save you coming across for your funny little bars. Now wait, that's out of line, sir. I bet you do a lot of coming across down at the foaming manteree. The foaming manteree. You know that

funny little bar downtown? Never heard of it, sir. Ah. What? Okay, you know what? Maybe I'm not going to do this thing with your nephew. Oh, you're going to do it all right. You're going to be out on the street. And you're going to be out of a prod prast. It's called a podcast, sir. Yeah, well, you'll be out of it, just the way you should come out of it. What does that mean, sir? You know what I mean, coming out of it. Out of what?

Oh, boy, you want to do a riddle, huh, fun boy? What do you mean? Where do you hang your clothes? I don't know in the closet. Uh-huh. Wait a minute, are you saying that I need to come out? Ah, I'm not gay, sir. Yeah, well, why don't you tell that to the bartender down at the broken maple branch?

The broken maple branch? Get out of here, I got to take a phone call. You better be on time, take my kid out tonight, or my nephew tonight, and his little friend cinnamon boy. Oh, this is not... Get out of here, I got to take a call. Sir, get out of here, Frank. My name's not Frank. Frank off.

wow wow unbelievable well looks like i lost that battle hey betty looks like i'm taking uh timmy the campfire kid and uh his friend cinnamon boy out for halloween you want to join us yeah the same to you right real nice talking to you betty all right i got to get back down to the podcast this is unbelievable this is going to cut into the podcast i'm going to Go back down and finishing the podcast. I'll take those idiots out for trick or treat later. Oh, God. So there you go.

There's a little clip of episode 619, a pavement pounder favorite. If you want to hear the outcome, if you want to hear the rest of the episode, if you want to hear me out on the street with those two idiots actually knocking on doors, you can go into the archives and listen to my horrible night of trick-or-treating with Cinnamon Boy and Camp Fire Timmy. Oh, God. And if for some reason it's beyond 50 episodes on your feed, then that means you'll have to join the premium package for $20 a year,

and you get every archived episode right from the... beginning episode number one right up to now so uh that's another benefit of being a premium member also i want to thank this gentleman for being a premium member by the way thank you so much uh it's 20 bucks to join uh you can you can join the at the uh the uh the app the free app on your uh cell phone and if you want to be a premium member go to harland williams.com and click on the link for the app, and it will take you to where you need to go in order to sign up for a premium membership. So there you go, man.

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Chicken. Chaumain, baby. My name's not Frank, sir. Well, you keep saying it is, so what do you want me to call you? Hyman Vina Venus, Nichol.