The Harland Highway - 818 - SPECIAL GUEST comedian Eddie Della Siepe

Episode Date: November 14, 2016

My very funny friend and SPECIAL GUEST, comedian,  Eddie Della Siepe talks about life and plays game TOO SOON or NOT TOO SOON. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome, I'm Harland Williams, your host. And this is the Harland Highway podcast. What did you think it was? man. A great show today. Today, the whole show, we have a special guest, a very funny comedian. Great guy. This is a gentleman that travels with me a lot. He works with me on the road. He opens up for me on some of my stand-up comedy tours. And we have one coming up this weekend in San Diego, California, at the American Comedy Co. November 17th through the 20th, and his name is Eddie Della Cepi, and he is here.

We're just going to spend the whole show talking and telling stories and jokes. And then, of course, at the end of the show, we'll play my famous podcast game too soon or not too soon, which is always a treat. Let's see if Eddie can pull it out and win the game. I don't know. We're going to have fun. Hope you enjoy it. Eddie Della Cepi on the Harland Highway. Where are I?

What is this? Some kind of a joke or something? Welcome to the Harland Highway. What you're talking about Williams? Son, you got a panty on your head. Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck. Oh, God, what's happening here? What's happened?

Hey, Harland, it's Shelby. You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard. That is fantastic. What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place? The Harland Highway.

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Hey, everybody. This is Harlan Williams. You are rolling down the Harlan Highway here today. And a special show today. Special. We have a wonderful guest, a... buddy of mine, he does a lot of stand-up comedy with me. He does tons of stand-up comedy on his own. He's been a VJ, an actor. Were you ever a priest? No. Okay, well, he was never a priest.

Welcome, all-round, funny man, talented gentleman, Eddie Delisepi is here. What's up, Brosef? Harley, how are you? Did I see your last name, right? Yes, you did. Delisepi, or is it just Delisep? Delisepi. And it's Greek, Italian, and Mongol? Mongolian, or what is it? Not, well, two are wrong. Two or wrong, okay. My mom is Peruvian, my dad's Italian. Oh, wow.

My father was born in Brazil. Was he really? Yeah, my mother, believe it or not, Zaire. I had to get my passport changed. That's not true. Yeah, I'm country of origin on my passport, Brazil. Oh, wow. Classic Carlin Curveball.

I got the first tag. High and tight. And tight. That's what she said. High and tight. Man, you had me really going there. I know. You were a good actor.

I had a friend like that in high school. He would do stuff like this. He'd be like, hey, how was your weekend? My dog died. Really? No. See, I'm a great actor. Wow.

You're just a liar. Yeah, you're a good liar. That's kind of what we do with comedy, though, in a way, right? We tell funny lies. We do tell funny lies. Although I tell a lot of stuff that happens in my life, but, you know, you fabricated a bit. You fabricate. You ever have one of these shows where you do you do.

do one of your bits you do you do like a hilarious bit yeah and all of a sudden someone in the back or in the middle goes oh that's awful or oh as if that like they take it literally really have you've never had that where you you you tell the most outlandish story or make the dumbest joke and someone like rolls their eyes and makes a comment like they think it's real yeah i know what you mean i i had a guy one time i did a show and he stood up and pointed at me like that never happened. Yeah. I was like, did everyone else see this guy? Yeah. It's weird, right? Yeah, yeah.

It's nutty. I did a show once and I did, I can't remember. I can't believe people did that to you because yeah, my stuff's all out there, right? Off the wall. Yeah. I remember I did a joke once and some drunk lady, I guess had interpretation issues.

And I can't even remember what the bit was. I think it was about ice cream and a photocopier. And she was like, oh, come on man abortion isn't right like okay I was like wait what

how did you tie that together is this something you try to tell the audience yeah it was really and she got really angry and she was like she was borderline about to crawl on stage and like go at me it was like I go lady ice cream and a photocopier

where are you finding the abortion memo I'm gonna abort out of this bit Yeah. I'm going to abort the hell out of this bit. Have you ever had anyone, like, get angry or violent at you while you're on stage or, like, get upset? No, I had one time I did a show as, like, a corporate gig. Yeah. For all you guys listening, you know, sometimes you get paid money to do shows and places you don't want to do, but the money's good. Yeah.

And, you know me, I'm not a dirty comic. I'm not really dirty at all. Well, well, there is that bit I do when I whip up my... Hello, Uncle Jerry. I like the way you just left it whip out my dot dot I wonder if that lady's listening Go whipped out his photocopier Abort jokes

Oh abort! Okay, so what happened? And then after the gig After I came off stage, feeling okay Sometimes you do a corporate gig You feel like I got away with it And they laughed enough for them not to complain I'm going to get paid, it's fine

Some guy came up to me And was like Where do you get off? I go, what do you mean? And like He said, what you're saying is wrong. And I go, says who? And then he pointed it at his crucifix on his necklace.

Yeah. And I go, oh, okay. And he shook his head and walked away from me. I was like, ashamed by an old man for being blasphemous. Did you make it like kind of a blasphemous joke? I mean, I have a pro devil joke. But still, I mean. Like he's at a comedy show, though.

No, I wasn't pro devil. I'm not even that dirty at all. No, you're never dirty, man. That's what's refreshing about you. like an old man he was like a old he had like a scottish accent oh you're going to hell for that joke lad shame on you shame on you hope nessie rises out of the frothy depths of the great lockness and swallows you whole you wee little motherfucker you're what his voice his voice is a little higher let's do it again with a little higher you're going straight to hell you wee little fuck you

A merry mother and sweet baby, Jesus, kick in the Brazilian balsack. He sounded like he was underwater a little bit. Okay, there we had me, and then you lost me. I like it when it goes the other way, though. Like, I do a joke about a tracheotomy. Yes. I do this joke. I love that bit.

I think I say, did you know that people with tracheotomies are really just land dolphins? Right. And I remember a guy came up to me. I've had a couple of people with tracheotomy's come up to me after, and, like, they walk up, and I see them reaching for the collar of their shirt, and I'm like, what are they doing? And then they pull it down. Like the way a girl would pull her top down and show her boobs,

they pull their collar down and show their hole, their throat hole, which could be erotic, maybe, but I hope not. And fortunately, they've always laughed their asses off. Those people have the best sense of humor. Everyone looks at me and feels sorry for me This guy doesn't care And has having a great time He's like roasting me ripping up

That's great People with these kind of ailments Or kind of like misfortunes I feel like they want to laugh at it Because they've only felt sorrow Their whole lives for other people Right and I feel that if you don't If you don't like kind of run with what people have

Then you're kind of excluding them from the show And our whole lives we You know I've always heard People with disabilities Or people that are different just want to be treated like everyone else. Right. And so that's my principle when I'm on stage. And just like two weeks ago, I was in Minnesota at a club there. And there was a, somehow I was talking about Florida,

how Florida is such a cute state. It dangles down like America's Nutsack and it teabags cube all day long. And somehow Nutsacks came up and some guy, pointed to his friend and goes, this guy's only got one nut. Nice. And so his friend outed him, so I said, okay, what's going on, bro? You only got one nut? And he's like, yeah, I said, you had testicular cancer. He goes, yeah. So I talked

to him for five minutes, live on stage about his, him having one nut, and we had a riot, and he loved it. And I even said that to the crowd. I said, folks, don't get up tight here. I said, you know, it's just the way it is. He's got one nut,

and I, you know, I don't isolate people. If somebody's got something, I'm going to talk about it. He loved it. The crowd loved it. That's great. Yeah. He'll always remember, like, you know, yeah, I have one nut. Remember when Harlan ripped on me for everyone? Yeah, for five minutes in front of 400 people.

I've had moments like that too where like someone has crutches in the audience. Yeah. And I'm walking by, I'm like, hurry up. Yeah. And like, some people are like, come on. Like, seriously, give me a break. It's fun, man. It's like, you know, people with ailments,

they don't have them through any fault. of their own. People with cancer or disabilities or physical problems. You know, and, you know, what people don't remember is maybe they want to have fun with it. Maybe, you know, as long as you're not cruel and mean like you're, you're kind of putting them down, but you're just kind of taking what they have and running with it and having fun with them. I think in my experience, most cases, they just love it because instead of feeling singled out, I think it makes them feel a little normal because we're not hiding from them. You ever approach someone in the audience about, you know, when you're like, you know,

you're just kind of riffing with the audience and you almost cross that line. Like one time I was making fun of, like, tattoos and stuff. Yeah. And I asked one girl, which is kind of risky because some of them can be commemorative, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. So I was like, oh, what tattoo do you have? Oh, I've got, I got this. I got this bird.

I go, oh, cool. Why do you got the bird? Like my mind's thinking, oh, it'll be, you know, it's going to fly to your nest, you know. Yeah, really highbrow stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't wait to lay an egg in it. Wants to find a worm. Yeah, yeah.

And she's like, oh, my dad loved birds, and he passed away like, okay, you know, and you can't do anything. You can't do anything. You know what I would recommend? What would you do? I would recommend keep going. I've done that. I've done a whole show where it, I've dropped to, I've had gigs where I've hit the same

thing. Right. And instead of stopping, I kept going. And the whole club goes silent. You can hear a pin drop. Right, right. But it's an amazing energy. I would recommend you, don't fear it.

Next time, keep going. And as long as you don't get cruel. Right. As long as you can have fun and celebrate it. And sometimes at the end, if I feel it's going a little, I said, oh, that is so sweet that you did that. Can we just, your son's probably, and this is how I always kind of get out of it. If it gets a little awkward, I go, I go, you know what, your son's up there, your daughter's up there watching us having a laugh with us right now.

and we can feel their spirit. You know, you kind of, you make them feel good about it, but it's really a neat energy to go over that hurdle. I think you have that experience, confidence. And if, like, you have an hour on stage. You can save it. Like, you know, that's true. That's true.

You know you can stretch. But if I'm like up there 20 minutes, I'm like, whoa, we're at minute 15. Yeah, that's true. I got to get to like me after this. But if you're in a situation ever, I've had some really cool gigs or I got into it with a gang member in L.A. once. Oh, my God. I got into it with a guy.

There was a guy in the front row who had a teardrop tattoo on the corner of his eye. Right. And we don't know what that means. Right. I thought I did. And I said to him, I said, I said, out loud in the mic, I said, you've got the teardrop on your eye.

I said, doesn't that mean the symbolist? You have allergies? That you have allergies? That you just ate an onion ring. That isn't it mean in gang culture that you've murdered someone? that you've killed someone. You said this out loud on stage. I said it out loud.

And the place just went silent. And the guy didn't even miss a beat. He goes, yeah, I stabbed a guy. Oh, my God. And the place just went silent. But I loved it, dude. It was electric. And the crowd was, it took them on such a weird journey.

And then I kept going with it. I didn't, I went really what had. Like, I kept asking. Yeah. And I did that once at the laugh factor here in Hollywood, there was some gang members from one of the big gangs. There was like six of them, almost like surrounding the front of the stage.

Wow. And I got into it with them, and they weren't laughing. They were like, and I thought, fuck, I've dug a really deep hole with these gang guys. And now you're part of the gang. Well, here's what I, in my head, I said, what do gangs understand? They understand territory and they understand respect.

Right. And in that moment, I went, I've got to show these guys that this stage is my territory, and they're on my turf, and they need to respect me. Right. And I was like, I didn't know. I just kind of assumed they would get that, but I went deep. And it was like, I was really thinking is one of these guys going to pull a gun on me?

In the club. In the club. And the crowd, this didn't last 30. This was like three, four minutes of this. And it was silent. Even the other comics were like, what the hell is he doing? And then finally one of the, one of the gang guys, and I think it was the head. I was wearing like a purplish hoodie.

Yeah. And I said, what are you going to do? Barney, come up here and rush me. Oh, my, you said this? I said that to the gang guy. And he just glared at me. And then all of a sudden this huge smile cracked across his face. Oh.

He started howling all his hombres started laughing and I got them. It's almost like you're in jail and you got to show them you're tough. It was. And it was so fascinating. But I, you know, I just kind of played into what is their mentality? And I think he got it. He went, you know what? This guy just stood his ground, defended his territory.

I got to give him props. And he let me go, and the rest of the show was great. And even after the show, they were waiting outside, like, hey, dude, that was like they really, like, I had to step into their mindset. Isn't it crazy as a comic? You're up there, and you're thinking all these things. Meanwhile, telling jokes and trying to size up the audience, it's like, it's almost like this weird muscle memory where you know how to go in and out. It's so crazy. A lot of psychology on stage that people don't know about.

I will say this, though, like when you make fun of like, like when you made fun of the guy with the tear drop tattoo, the guy with the, you know, bad allergies. The murderer. The felon. Yeah. And maybe the reason why we like that sort of feeling, like everyone's like, oh, it's because maybe for once, you know, let's say you're killing. You're still getting 80% of the audience, but for that moment, everyone's exactly the same. They have that exact same emotion. Oh, my God, is hardly going to die here in Irvine.

Yeah, no, it's true. And I actually thought about it. Like, I was so committed to it. I was so into it. I was in a frame of mind, and I went home that night, and I thought about it. And I thought, you know, when you really own the crowd, when you really own your craft up there, which we do, I seriously was in such a zone with those guys that I thought about if they had pulled out a gun, I probably would. would have grabbed his hand and pushed the barrel of the gun right onto my forehead and just said, you want to do me, bro? Oh, wow. Like training day style. Yeah, I really would have. Like I was so

my adrenaline and I thought, if this guy pops me on stage right here, then that's the way I go out. The way, you know, on stage, you know, doing what I was born to do to a degree, you know? Yeah. Like, I was so like, I had no fear. Imagine you died on stage like that with that t-shirt. I'm like, what does the t-shirt say? The teacher would just be all blood splatter. Hey, everybody, who wants to have better sex? No, yes, yes. The answer is yes.

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And speaking of humans, Yes. You're a hairy guy, dude. No. Half hairy. I know. Let's talk about that. How did you get half hairy?

And which half is the hairy half? Well, the hairy half is the bottom half, ideally. Yeah. Like your legs are just like Robin Williams' arms? Yes. They're like... Oh, my God. I took off my pants.

Everyone's wondering. Good Lord. I have hairy legs. I don't know why. It looks like I've been like rolling around a barbershop floor. Yeah. Is there a really? Is there like a half moon out?

It's like your half of you is becoming a werewolf. Maybe it's like the half Italian side and half Peruvian side. The Peruvian side is like hairless. Thank God. So you have no hair on your chest. I like a little bit around my nipples. It looks like a cat's asshole. Oh, yeah.

I always say it looks like a lorax. Yeah, the lorite. Remember the doctor suits with the lord? But I got full head of hair, thank God. Oh, you got crazy hair, bro. You too. You got good hair. But how does.

how does having like really hairy lower half affect you like when you go out in public when you're let's see you go to the beach remember the pool party you had? Yeah. My hairy legs. I couldn't get in the water.

Because you didn't want it to absorb the water because Yeah. I like to just a bunch of sham wows. Yeah. Shamwows. But like have you ever been to the beach and been heckled or like,

yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got people call me a centaur. I bet. A centaur. The Greek mythological Half horse, half human. Wow. But the centaurs were actually more ripped.

I'm not exactly ripped and more frail. So I'm like a baby centaur. Oh, you're like a fauntor. I've had like Japanese tourists take photos of me. Really? I've had... Oh, look at the centaur. Yeah, yeah.

Quickly, everybody, get pictures of centaur. We go back to Japan. We show everyone American Greek centaur. I've had... I've had an unknowingly seaweed caught my legs. I know you have really Yeah I've had like you know bottles Bottle syringes

Sea urchins One time I was on a beach Up in Labrador and some men clubbed my legs Thinking there were a seal Oh little baby seal legs I got two of them And they're like hey man those are my legs

Yeah because baby seals traditionally Of black fur Aren't they always like white and fluffy The good yeah the healthy ones Maybe they thought they were like a rare like Zika Pub. Oh, there's like an oil, like an oil spill. An oil slick.

Yeah, you look like, you're on the beach and someone's like, is there an oil sleek down the beach? Your legs are black, dude. No, I'm half a werewolf. There's a half moon out tonight. Are you hairless? Excuse you? Good God, man.

That got real awkward. Wow. Where does he get off? Wow. That got real creeps bill. Your beard is, your beard is creeping up on some zizi top styles, man. I know my beard's kind of weird. I tell people now it's like Satan and a Civil War reenactor had sex, and I'm the baby.

I got like this. I'm thinking of getting rid of it, though, because it's gray. It's like, it's like it makes me feel old, you know? Can't die it because it looks too much. I don't want to die it. It looks too, it looks too weird, you know. Stubbs, man. I got a little stubble going.

Yeah, how old are you now? 35. Yeah, you're getting at that age where the gray start peeking in a little bit, but the women like it. Women like salt and pepper. Why is that? They can like it as much as they want, but the underlying current is we're getting freaking old. I don't care how much you like my gray.

I've got less time on planet Earth now than I did yesterday, thank you. Is that what you say to them? Yeah. Well, I'm making love to them. Yeah. I looked them right in the eyes on about the 18th thrust. I've got less time on planet Earth, and then I achieve right after that.

I love that you count the thrusts. Yeah, I do. Do you like have a big marker board? Just like... No, I just, I like to have a big marker board. rain man sex, you know, so I count. Remember how Rain Man counted the toothpicks? I count the thrusts.

Nice. And I actually verbalized like, yeah, 18, yeah, 19. So if you ever watch a porno, you know how many thrusts? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can tell you. 28 thrusts. Yeah, 48, yeah, 42 thrust behind, yeah. I'm a numbers guy.

Speaking of fucking porno, dude, what's the deal with robo? robots that didn't even make sense you're like that abortionally yeah that wasn't even like a segue but you know i wanted to ask you like i've been seeing all this stuff you know as we get more into this tech stuff the driverless cars and which are going to come out soon right they're already kind of out yeah they're they're kind of testing them i was just the first guy died from one do you hear about that yeah i was entering intersection and didn't and the car didn't recognize so it was going to a van a car was coming i got teaboned yeah it was a weird it was a weird thing too though but apparently he didn't have his hand on the wheel.

I don't know. But you've got to figure, like, you know, let's look at it this way. Like, thousands of people will die today as we're talking in car accidents. But imagine if every car was driverless, would a thousand people die today? I bet they wouldn't. I bet there'd be like a very small percentage. So there's always going to be an accident somehow, somewhere. Right.

But you have to figure what if there's way less accents, and yes, it could be because of the technology, but if three deaths take away 4,000 deaths, is it worth it? Of course. I think it's worth it. Yeah. I think it's worth it. The new, these driverless cars will be, will have eyes all around it. It'll be like sensors.

It'll detect if someone's walking like 100, like 100 feet away. It will know everything. So there'll be more, there'll be less fatality, but there's going to be those odd ones, and people are going to be like, oh, see? But like, really? I mean, there's probably more people are going to die if he was behind the wheel regularly.

Right. And plus, if everyone in 20 years is driving a driverless car, then it'll be like that movie Minority Report where they're all communicating with each other because I think, you know, even though that guy got T-boned, I heard that the car couldn't anticipate the driver of that truck that hit him.

But if that driver had been in an automated car, they never would have collided. Right. So if everyone's in a driverless car in 20 years, the odds of an accident are probably almost zero. Yeah, they'll detect each other and they'll know not to, yeah. The only problem with these driverless cars is that you can't dictate if you're in a hurry.

It's like, oh, I need to get somewhere fast. Oh, that's true. So I think that's where people are going to be a little bit like. But hey, if I got to get there in 10 minutes and I want to take a, I mean, you can tell they take shortcuts, but... But think of this, though, with driverless cars, there will probably be no accidents. Right.

And driverless cars will know traffic conditions ahead of time. Okay. They'll know about road closures. So the flow of traffic, you know, and plus with driverless cars, you probably won't have idiots making bad decisions. You know, some people will, you know, slow down to look at an accident or someone, you know,

they're waiting at a stoplight and they can go, but they don't realize it. and everyone's honking at them. So if driverless cars are continually moving in harmony together, maybe that puts an end to traffic jams and all that congestion. If it's a driverless car, do you sit in the back only? Do you act like you're being chauffeured? I would.

I would. I would sleep. And I'd probably want to go to like 7-Eleven and wake up in Ohio, you know? Yeah. I'd fall asleep for two days and are we here yet? and I wake up and I'm in a cornfield with a scarecrow.

You've ever done virtual reality? Counting thrust. Oh, yeah. I've never done one. Oh, my God, dude. Is it really that good? Oh, I just did it last week.

The mall in Minnesota where I was talking to the One Nut guy. One Nut. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you go to Microsoft, if you go to the Microsoft stores, you can try them. It's funny, I'm going to do a bit on this

on one of my future podcasts, but since we're talking about it, I'll do it now. I tried the Oculus one, which is owned by Facebook, book, and I immediately, like within four seconds, felt seasick.

Wow. I have a weak stomach. I have to take seasick pills, but I could only wear it for about a minute and a half, and I literally was noxious instantly. Huh. It was amazing how quickly, I would last longer on a boat in waves than I

did on the Oculus goggles. Wow. That realistic, huh? Well, it's not that it wasn't a realistic game, but you're immersed in it, so you're moving and your equilibrium cannot wrap its head around it. So that was rough. But then Microsoft has their own version of digital reality goggles, and I forget

the name of it, but the Oculus one, you sit down at a computer, and the Microsoft version, and I wish I could remember the name, you stand. And it's amazing. The Microsoft one, you stand in it, and you look all around. That's so cool. No matter where you look, and I was literally in a scene where I was underwater. I was underwater with an old like shipwreck and mantaray's

and schools of fish you're going by and I looked at the ship and I heard a noise behind me and I turned around and a full-sized blue whale swam right up to me it's eye this big like this far from my face

opened and looking at me and then it swam by and I'm just like it blows your mind it blew my mind so much I'm thinking you're going out and buying it the whole whole gig is like $4,000. When we go on a tour in San Jose a different place, let's go to the Microsoft show.

I want to try it. I have to try this. It'll blow your mind. And the games, like you're standing in the environment. Stuff's floating at you. You're doing archery. You're pulling arrows. It's the future, man. We're all going to be on those things. Oh, it's scary. Like, I want to buy it just to escape.

Wow. It was really, it was really cool. And you can put different programs in there. Different programs. And it's just going to keep getting better. I mean, Soon you'll probably be able to watch movies in it. I've heard that the porno industry is looking into this thing. That's surprising. Yeah, really.

They probably have invented it. But, you know, it would be interesting to see, you know, just interacting with other people, whether it's porno, whether you inject yourself into a Shakespearean play, whether you're bob sledding. Yeah, I mean, it's... Imagine me on Normandy and you're like, what? Oh, you know what I mean? It's so crazy.

Way do you try it, bro. It will blow your mind. It is really cool. I want to see that whale eye, man. That whale was, it was so enchanting it. And you're really there, like you're magically inserted, like you're standing underwater in your street clothes and breathing air, and you're literally like schools of fish are swimming past your face.

It's going to get scary, Harlan. It's going to be that you're going to buy this thing. And then no one's going to hear from you. And I'm going to come here like, Harlan? Pretty much. You mean your underwear, beard's going to be down your knee. Yeah. Power shoes.

Yeah, just bottles of pee everywhere. Eddie, you want to see a whale? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, man. I love it, dude. Well, hey, we're coming towards the end of the podcast. Before we wrap it up, we're going to play, we're going to play, as I do with all my guests. We're going to play too soon or not too soon with Eddie. I love it. But before we go, I want to give you a chance to plug your, anything you want to plug, your Facebook. Eddie has an incredible podcast. Just tell people where they can reach out to you. and see you and all that stuff You can check out my podcast Barely Friending on iTunes

Just type in Barely Friending I have a comedy album called I think I've changed You find that on iTunes as well Hit me up on Twitter Eddie Delisepi And hit me out on Snapchat You on Snapchat?

I am but I've only used it twice We'll go on tour We'll snap around I'll show you some cool stuff I have no clue how to use it Eddie Delis That's E D-D-D-I-E-L-S Hit me up on those things

And on social media And yeah check me out live I'll always update my show I'll be going on tour with you soon Yeah, we're going to be Eddie and I will be in San Diego San Diego. San Diego. We've already done San Jose.

San Jose we've ever done. American Comedy Company, San Diego, Irvine Improv at the end, just Thanksgiving weekend. And Oxnard will be doing 11-live December 10, 11, 12. Yeah, man, we're doing a lot of fun gig. So, yeah, come on out and see us And please, please follow Eddie on his podcast.

It's really funny. He does it with an ex-girlfriend and they hate each other. And so there's a lot of cool tension and a lot of girl guy like interaction. And who knows, maybe you'll even count your strokes with her. No. That was them. This is now, right? All right, let's play.

Before we end the show here with Eddie, let's play too soon or not too soon. Everyone who's here comes on the show plays the game, Eddie. Okay. You get four questions, and you have two choices. It's too soon or not too soon. Okay. And preferably, you know, a lot of people, when they say too soon, they always say too soon. Right.

So if you can put that inflection on it or not too soon, you know, that's kind of what we urge our players to do. Okay. Just because it makes the producers happy. So the more you can dramatize it, the more our fans love it, they go ballistic. So four questions. Let's see how you do. All right. Don't look at them.

Okay. Our first question for Too Soon or Not Too Soon for Eddie Della Cepi, Hillary Clinton's cancels are shaved like a Euros and used to feed starving kids in Africa too soon or not too soon. Too soon Correct That is correct Wow Eddie got the first one Right out of the gate

You've seen those Euro's things Right They hanged The what are they called? They call the spiced You go into the Euro And they cut them Like a big spit

Yeah And they cut the meat So Hillary cancels Clinton Cancels Hillary Wow that's a tongue It's like seashell

Sheesh Sheeshire Hillary Clinton's cancels Up on one of those spits and they shave the meat off into a pita and send it over to Africa for starving kids and your answer was absolutely correct too soon yeah okay question two you're doing good out of the gate question two catfish farms are drained and children with crooked feet are

throwing in and crooked-footed children farms are invented too soon or not too soon not not too soon that is incorrect Eddie what yeah it's too soon but I Okay. Yeah. I mean, one for one. Maybe I'm just not up to date with these things. Yeah.

One for one. Let's move on. Let's not wallow. Question three. Garfield, the cat's huge eyes are surgically implanted into sissy space so she can read her scripts better. Too soon or not too soon? Too soon.

Correct. Eddie Delisepi brings it back after dropping the ball. This one's a big one. Next one's a big one. This is a big one. Last one. Here we go. people's noses are put into mason jars and sold a cracker barrel as country-style sugar-plum

nose treats too soon or not too soon not too soon oh no Eddie no too soon oh I knew the answer was mostly not too soon well this game and because you've never heard it or played it every answer is too soon and the reason it is because we like hearing people say too soon. I kind of tried to tip you off at the beginning, but you're tied. Right. So you're not a loser.

I'm not a loser. I'm not a winner. Let's give him a hand. He tied, ladies and gentlemen. I love that these are written out. Well, yeah. You can't make this stuff up, guy. I love that if someone showed up right now,

and we're like, well, clearly, someone stole his computer and wrote this crazy, crazy diet ride. Oh, man. Hey, gang, please don't forget Check out Eddie's podcast. What is it one more time? Barely friending. Barely friending is Twitter feed, is Snapchat, everything.

Check them out and check us out. We're going to be on tour in the upcoming weeks here together. Eddie, thanks for being here, buddy. Great to see you. Harley, thanks for having me, man. We'll catch you on the flip side, player. The guy drakes me right at the end. All right. So there it is. Eddie DeLeseppe. Be sure to look him up on all his social media.

Get to know him, get to follow him and enjoy his great comedy. And while I'm at it, let me plug some other dates here. Next weekend, Thanksgiving weekend, if you're done having your turkey and you want to get together with your friends and family and have a big laugh, Well, guess what, man? I'll be in Irvine at the Improv in Orange County, California, at the Spectrum, a great club 600-seater, beautiful theater. Come on down. It'll be Friday, November 25th, 26, and 27th.

Just a great way to cap off your Thanksgiving weekend. In December, we're going into December, the first week of December. The first through the third, yours truly will be in Cleveland, Ohio, at the wonderful hilarities comedy club, the Pickwick and Frollock Hilarities Comedy Club. It's going to be a great time. And then lastly, my last gig of 2016, God, this year went fast, man. Check me out in Oxnard, California. That's just north, north up the 101, up the Pack Coast Highway, just, you know, about 45 minutes, an hour north of Malibu.

At Levity Live and Oxnard. And that is a brand new club. I have yet to play there, but Levity Live, brand new. I'm very excited to get out there and give that club a spin, man. And so all these club dates are available at harlandwilliams.com. Please go there, and you can reserve your tickets now, way ahead of everyone else. And make sure you don't get disappointed if we sell out. Also, while you're there, check out our store.

We have some great items for sale. You can get them ready and give them for Christmas. We have hilarious T-shirts, movies, DVDs, CDs, digital downloads, all kinds of fun stuff. Also, you can call me if you want to leave a voicemail, 323739, 43330, 323, 323.3, or you can write me at Harlemwilms.com on the contact link. And while you're there, check out the app link and become a premium Harland Highway member for only $20 a year. and you get all kinds of bonus material from yours truly on your subscription to the Harland Highway, which by the way, you can get on your phone now. We have an app, the Harland Highway app, and that is in your cell phone.

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That's it for today. Thank you so very much for being here. My thanks to Eddie Delisepi. And like I said, come check us out down in San Diego. And until next time, chicken chame. Baby!