The Harland Highway - 836 - The Parsley Papers interview Hillary. CRAZY news stories. Harland stand up.

Episode Date: January 19, 2017

Charles Parsley interviews Hillary on The PARSLEY PAPERS. Crazy News stories. Harland does some twisted stand up LIVE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to the Harland Highway. I'm the host of said highway, Harlan Williams. Thank you for being here. What a Turkish delight. It's just so delightful to have you here, darlings. Great show today. the Parsley papers, oh my God, you know the cutting-edge parsley papers where Charles Parsley asked the most direct and provocative questions of anybody in the news industry.

Charles Parsley will be talking to Hillary Clinton about her recent loss in the presidential bid to become president and a riveting conversation, the Parsley papers. Also some crazy news stories. Normally I just do one. crazy news story, but I decided, like, I found three really kind of nutty news story. So I'm going to barrage you with a few crazy news stories. And then later in the show towards the end, me doing live stand-up comedy, kind of an eclectic set. I did kind of an intimate little room down by the ocean in Santa Monica, California, and kind

of let the environment play into my set. So a little stand-up treat for you. Hope you enjoy, because this is the Harland. Sit down, strap in, and tighten your diaper. Come here, baby. You're about to go down the Harlan Highway. No! I didn't bargain for this.

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Well, that's the way it goes. What do you say? We get down to business. What do you say? He starts the show with some crazy, crazy news stories. How about that crazy? Hit it, Raj. Crazy news stories.

The Harlan Highway. Crazy. news stories. That's weird. That's strange stuff. Oh boy. Yeah. We got a few today, man.

A few crazy news stories for you, man. It's been a weird week, I guess. Just people, maybe, you know, it was a full moon recently. Maybe people are just a little off. I don't know. Maybe it's Donald Trump fever.

Who knows, man? But here we go. Here's the first headline. How about this one? Man gets 22 years in prison after stealing TV remote. God. 22 years? If more than two decades in prison seems harsh for stealing a TV remote control,

Eric Bramwell probably agrees. The 35-year-old guy from Illinois was handed his fate on Wednesday by a judge named Robert Miller after being found guilty in November for stealing a remote from a Wheaton apartment complex's common area. But based on his past criminal history, authorities in Illinois say it's a well-deserved sentence. Okay, something's not right here, man. Something, either the judge was reading the wrong file or, I mean, are you, 30, 22 years? For stealing a remote from a common area?

I mean, I can see if he stole the TV. I could see if he stole the common area. But a remote? No, that ain't going to fly, man. That's like there's people that do murder. There's people that do rape. There's people that molest children. I could go on and on down the list of horrible crimes.

times that people have done and get way less time. Way less time than stealing a remote. I mean, what was this remote made out of gold? Did it belong to the king of Punjabi or something? I think this could be just an error. Either that or the judge was just hung over, man. You know, you know how everyone gets in a bad mood. Everyone has a rough night.

everyone doesn't feel like coming to work. Imagine this poor guy is like, oh, you know, I'm going to go to court. I stole a remote, you know, whatever. You know, I'll probably have to replace the remote or I'll get like a, you know, a $20 fine or something, you know. Cut to a judge who, you know, just had a big fight with his girlfriend the night before.

His car got rammed. His Viagra didn't work. He's not feeling well. He's got an ulcer. He's got a migraine. All right, next case. Your Honor, this gentleman stole a remote control device from a common area in an apartment building.

Yeah, well, 22 years, hard labor. Send them to North Korea. But before you do, send them to Alcatraz just to get them warmed up. Let me, come on, man. Let's move to the next. Let's move to the next crazy news. story, man.

Here it is. Guy goes to jail over kitty litter mistaken for meth. Yeah, that's right. A December traffic stop in Texas led to deputies discovering what they thought was nearly half a pound of meth. Houston 24-year-old Ross LeBoe was arrested and spent three days in jail, at which time he was promptly released. And the case against him dismissed because, a forensic lab showed that the substance in question was not meth, but kitty litter.

Can you believe this? I mean, I mean, what the hell? It's like, you know, can you imagine the guy shooting that's shooting the kitty litter? Oh, man, this is some really good shit, man. No, dude, this is like some really good cat shit, dude. I mean, I mean, whoa, I'm so high, I could eat a mouse, dude. Yeah, me too, man. You mind if I scratch your curtains for a little bit, man?

And maybe, like, claw your couch cushions, dude. I just go, my nails feel itchy, bro. Yeah, go ahead, man, do it. Yeah, I hear you, man. I think I'm going to drag my ass across the carpet and then lick myself, bro. Yeah, you mind if I cough up on your carpet, man? I'm so high. I feel like I got a hair ball, dude.

I mean, good Lord. What's the way? I don't need to be a forensic scientist to know what's kitty litter and what's meth, thank you very much. I mean, kitty litter looks like granola, looks like pebbles, and meth look. Well, I don't know what meth looks like. You know, how would I know? Let's move on to the next story. We've got some fun ones here.

Here's one. Man gets a $128 ticket for warming up car. A Michigan man is fuming after he left his car running in a driveway and got a ticket. He says every person warms up their car. We live in Michigan. Taylor 24 left the car idling unlocked at his girlfriend's house on a frigid morning last week. When he returned a few minutes later, he spied the $128 ticket for leaving the vehicle unattended. Oh, God, are you kidding?

You know, that's when you get mad at the cops. You know, you get mad at the cops for things like Black Lives Matter, you know, cop shooting people unjustifiably. And then stuff like this. You know, we should start. a social movement warming up cars matter just do a giant march everyone holds up a muffler warming up cars matter warming up cars matter you know come on I've lived in those cold climbs my friends I grew up in Canada you got to start your car and you you got to leave

your car right it's not like it warms up like it does in other places like you turn your car heater on, and it warms up in about, you know, 35, 45 seconds. No way. When you're in those freezing, frigid, way below zero temperatures, I'm not kidding. It can take five, six, maybe ten minutes for your car to get warm inside. Because your engine and the air and everything outside is so bloody freezing that nothing can warm up fast enough. And so for the first, like, four or five minutes of your car, quote, unquote, warming up, it's just blowing the freezing air around. Now you've got a wind chill factor in your car to add to the coldness.

And I'm not even joking, man. So they got, they got a, they got to let that guy off that ticket, man. Here's another fun story. And then we'll wrap up the crazy news stories. Authorities find a fortune hidden under a mattress. So here's the story. You'd think that that much cold, hard cash would make for an uncomfortable night's sleep. A 28-year-old Brazilian man was arrested last week in Boston

after authorities found about 20 million hidden in a box spring. The arrest of René Rosario is connected. to investigate an investigation into telefree, an alleged pyramid scheme, and authorities say they followed this guy to an apartment where they found the incredible amount of money under a mattress. 20 mil? I mean, that's a lot of freaking bills, man. What was it all like in $100,000 denominations?

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Like as if when thieves break in They don't ever look under the mattress What's that green stuff Coming up from under that mattress, John? I don't know, man But who cares Looks like money, John Yeah, well, I don't know when you look around for a safe

Yeah, but I think this guy puts his money under his bed, dude No, no, no, that can't be positive I mean, what's under there, $20 million? Come on, let's go look for the see so there you go some nutty nutty news stories to kick off the show here today on the harland highway please go away and leave me alone crab apples hello everybody i'm charles parsley and welcome to the parsley papers the exciting news chat show that dares to take on all comers politicians

sports figures, celebrities, and newsworthy people alike. So sit back, get ready to hear the questions that no one dares to ask on the Pazley papers. And we are here today with Democratic presidential candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton, who just came through a very resounding defeat. to Donald John Trump. Mrs. Clinton, welcome to the show. I am not going to comment on what I did or did not say. I haven't even asked you a question yet, Mrs. Glendon.

I was merely welcoming you to the Parsley papers. Let us get right to the questioning, Mrs. Clinton. How do you feel about your crushing loss to Donald J. Trump? That's, you know, not something that I spent a lot of time thinking about. Really? Really. Well, then, Mrs. Clinton, after such a pounding in the election and such a crushing defeat, what do you think about?

Sex. I'm sorry? Sex. I beg your pardon? Sex. Come again? Sex. That's what I thought you said.

It really is great. What's great? Sex. I'm sorry? Sex. Come again? Sex. I beg your pardon?

Sex. Did you just say? Sex. That's what I thought you said. Cut it out. Well, you said it, Mrs. Clinton. Sex. There, you just did it again.

Sex. And again. but I've got to move on, Hillary Rodham Clinton. How did you feel in the aftermath when the results from the election started coming in and you finally had it register in your own brain that you were going to lose to Donald John Trump? I made, you know, I, you know...

Are you suggesting that losing the election wasn't your fault, Miss Clinton? and if you are suggesting that, then if not your fault, whose fault was it? Shame on you, Barack Obama. My goodness, are you saying it's President Barack Obama's fault? Madam Secretary, that you lost the election? I think there's plenty of blame to go around. Well, who else or what would you blame for your loss?

The American taxpayer and middle class families. My goodness, you're blaming the American taxpayers. as anyone else you'd like to blame, Mrs. Clinton. There was his eight-year-old girl. You're blaming a child? You are playing with my words. But I am merely repeating what you just said, Madam Secretary. Let me just state what I feel like you are implying and repudiated.

I'm not implying anything. I'm merely quoting what you just said the words out of your mouth just seconds ago. I think you're trying to say that, you know, I used to be opposed, and now I'm in favor, and I did it for political reasons, and that's just flat wrongs. Wait a minute. Opposed and in favour of what, Mrs. Clinton? Lesbian and gay couples. Mrs. Clinton, in all due respect, I'm not sure I follow your stream of logical reasoning. Before we go here on the Parsley papers, Mrs. Hillary Rodham, Clinton,

is there anything you'd like to say to all those who supported you, all those who followed you, and all of those who are heartbroken that you'd didn't win such a hard, fart, and rigorous election campaign. No. All right, then, is there anything you like to say before you close this final chapter of your life? Well, I am here to say, sex. I beg your pardon? Sex, it is, and that's all the time we have for today.

We want to thank you, Hillary Rodham Clinton, for coming by and chatting with us here today on the Pazley Papers. I'm Charles Parsley. I have moved on and we'll see you next. We're all done. We're all done. My life and my future. We're done. That's the end of the interview.

Back in the late 90s. Madam Secretary, we're finished now. It's over. You know, life is filled with disappointments. Madam Secretary, you're all finished now. But everybody does. I believe you're done. Cut, cut.

I know too many people. We're finished. Having now lived as long as I have. Madam Secretary, the interview's over. Forgiveness is a way of opening. interview is over and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. I'm Charles Parsley, and these are the Parsley papers. Okay, thank you.

Thank you, Charles Parsley, a riveting, riveting interview. I mean, just it doesn't get any more in depth than it does on the parsley paper. Does it, ladies and gentlemen? Wow. I mean, I feel like I learned so much. much. Did you? Um, not. Um, I want to, uh, switch gears here and, uh, I want to play a little live stand-up comedy, uh, for you that I did. Just the other night, I got invited to this show, uh, down at Microsoft. They have a facility here in Los Angeles, right down by the, by the ocean, down,

down like Venice Beach area. And I got asked to do a show down there, right by the ocean. And, uh, it was bit of a drive for me to get there but it was a really fun show really fun crowd and uh these are special tidbits that i usually save for my premium members and my premium members get 100% of these but i you know i feel like some of you guys don't really get what the premium membership offers outside of the whole backlog of the whole you know over 850 shows um what you also get is me doing stand-up comedy, me doing skits, me doing special interviews, blah, blah, blah. And so I thought I'd share this clip that I normally share only with premium members, but this is a way to maybe get you guys on board and say, hey, you know, that was pretty fun.

I'd like to hear more of that. And this is me live in the moment. Most of this set, as I tell people when I do stand-up, it's very free form. I like to work out. I like to try things. I like to make up stuff on the fly. I like to try stuff that's pretty written in my head, whatever. So the first, like, I'd say 10, 15 minutes of this set is just totally made up on the spot.

And it was fun. It was a bit of hit and miss. But I think more importantly, I just like to let you guys in on the process and let you kind of, you know, figure out for yourself if you think it's funny or not. but at least you get to hear raw, unplanned, unwritten stand-up comedy happening as it unfolds as it cracks out of the eggshell right on stage. So here it is, yours truly, this is about a 15-minute clip or so, and I hope you guys enjoy it. And for those of you that aren't premium members, and you enjoy it,

join up 20 bucks a year, and you can hear more of this all through the year. So, yeah, roll it, Roger. a warm, warm on a part for higher than billions. Boy, it's great to be doing stand-up down by the water again. I don't get a chance to do comedy by the ocean. Just the smell of salt in the air, gang. The scent of seerchin clit. You know, sand dollar twat, just from the air.

And the ocean is probably one of the most therapeutic places in the world. It's very calming. Don't you find, did anyone lay by the ocean today? Just take their shirt off and lay in the rain and get pneumonia? I was, because the ocean's real close to the hospital, and so I laid out for just about ten. two hours. They lay up for about two hours.

And the calming, soothing rhythm of the ocean, it makes everything okay. Just, it makes everything okay. Like many of you probably wake up in the morning and go to Starbucks and grab a Chante froulet, Montchusula, or Cocoa-Kra-Kra-K-KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKR. There's some North American Indian elixer. And I'm just laid by the ocean and I've just laid by the ocean. and I'm just, if I can try and recreate the sound, if this crowd in this underground zombie bunker will indulge me.

I was just laying there, and I was just like, screw it, nobody's here. I'll be on, look, I was laying there naked. I was laying there naked on the, wasn't completely naked because a seagull landed on my package and thought it was an elongated egg and sat on my wiener and tried to hatch my nose. I talked while I laid on the sand, but it didn't work, but just the sounds, and you know, there's some apartment buildings, just off the pack, one room there, and I think one of them, you've seen, and you've got that architectural look in your eye. One of them is about, I think it's about a 15-20-storier.

I don't even know if that's a word, but... And I was laying there, and all I could hear was... And that's soothing. And I guess we had what we call in, you know... We had a jumper! It's with the gang down at the suicide hotline center. When someone's so despondent and can't get their head around starting a whole new year and is faced with all their deficiencies and their challenges,

they turn into what me and my friends down at the suicide hotline center called a jumper! Is there if you could laugh from the other stuff? And so I'm laying naked on the beach with a seagull on my cock. And I'm just like... I'm just, knowing that someone jumped to their death, they didn't even faze me. I laid there tanning under the toxic acid rain clouds of Santa Monica Harbor, syringe up the asshole of the seagull on my car.

And I realized that the ocean is a different animal. Wouldn't you agree, you're a nature guy, right? And I realize that in nature, in real nature, you can take elements of nature and survive, right? You ever been lost in the wilderness and you get two sticks and you rub them together and they create friction and eventually you get smoke and where there's smoke? There's a fire. You know that, Match.com, Jr. And so, to test...

The ocean, and see what it was all about. I grabbed a sea otter, and they're on the endangered species list. I know it. I get it, gang. Aren't we all, though? We're just a little planet floating in this vast universe. We're all on the endangered species list, so fuck that little fur ball. And just to see what the ocean offered in terms of friction and fire,

I grabbed a sea otter pup. even a full-grown one. And I grabbed a handful of kelp, just raw kelp right off the shore, and I rub them together as quickly as I could. Not even a faint whiff of a spark or smoke. And I rubbed this little thing, just rub it. When rubbing turns to grinding, and grinding turns to killing, I killed the baby sea otterpub just to test the theory to see if I could create friction with aquatic entities. entities to start a fire to save my life should my clothes blow away while I'm

laying on the ground with a seagull on my cop. Okay, let's change topic. There will be there. Yeah, if you could look away and I don't like your eyes. I noticed we're, uh, let's not, uh, you know, let's not hide the elephant man in the room, gang. You know, it's obvious that we're at a high-tech facility. Microsoft's logo is, uh, omnipresent. It's surrounding us, uh, like we were a feld hornet on the ground and the, uh, fire ants are surrounding us,

I, gang? But, you know, I thought I'd better tap into tech, right? I better tap into tech. I like the sound of that. Tap into tech. That might be a good password for your internet. Ma'am, if you could leave, I don't like your presence. Well, I really didn't like their energy.

I'm glad she got up the box. It stepped on the whole ocean thing, they did it at the beginning. But where I'm going with this is, let me throw it out here. Tech time. Anybody have a drone? Anybody got a drone? Do you have a drone? I just bought one for my dad.

You just bought one for your dad, see? I had a feeling I'd tap into that here. And can I ask how much it was, or is that way too over the line? It was expensive, right? Yeah, it's like $500. Well, that's cheap. See, I got a drone. $2,000.

Oh, you went to the wrong place. Okay, well, thanks for making me feel worse. But I caved in, I became a droner, $2,000 for my drone. Finally, some video footage of the roof of my house. I love these drone guys, right? The drone nerds, right? They're so happy. They're just in their bed.

They're like, e-e-e-e-h. Sounds like a sex toy flying in the sky. Like, is that my neighbor's vibrator going? And, you know, they get so... excited they're like oh yay I'm up 95 feet I can see the Arby's at the end of my blog I'm like you know what nerd I'm in my house on my laptop on Google Earth I can see the whole fucking universe I'm on Hubble telescope.com I just saw a star cluster get gobbled up by a black hole in the fourth nebula you fucking drone nerd twi

But not your dad. You know, Martin Luther King, Jr. Well, the day's coming up. Well, maybe that's too sensitive. I better not talk about it. Sir, if you could pack away, then I'm really like a piece of meat. Let me ask you this, and then I'll get me to pop right back into my act.

You ever have one of those days where you have nothing to do? There's nothing going on. We've all had those. Look, if you couldn't relate to anything I've said here thus far, thus coming from the Shakespearean play, Macbeth, where he says, where art thou's dussus, I pull from many sources, but we've all had those days, right, buddy?

When you got nothing going on. And my question to all of you is, and think back, think hard, when you've had one of those days when you had nothing going on, you ever go to your pantry or your closet where you keep your food, grab a box of Cheerios, put a chiro in your asshole in your asshole, and whistle a Rihanna song? Okay, I guess not. Or this mic stand isn't fooling around, hey, yank?

This thing's got more twists and turns on than the OJ trial. But seriously, Martin Luther King, Jr. Some people look, boy, don't like your energy. I got to tell you what I'm sensing. And I don't know how other comedians work. I know Raspberry was up here. But I feel my crowd. I sense my crowd.

There's a guy texting back there, and that hurts. I see a man, sir, you're actually glowing in the dark. glowing in the darkness. It's not, I can't really text in a black room and not make me think for my little glowworm, right? I like the way he was hunched over, like somehow he would hide the illuminated fucking giant puppy raspberry turnover face that he had. Is anyone ever told you you have a raspberry turnover face? Well, welcome to 2017. I noticed it's a full moon tonight.

I don't know if any of you have a view through the skylight. Do you see the skylight up above? Anybody, can you see the full moon? It feels like you're in an orphanage and you're a little child, waiting for the fat night nurse to come and beat you with a pottery-marned canvas. But this damn Mark Luther King, Jr. But I thought to myself, why do werewolves only come out when it's a full moon?

Why do we have them? Or an ambulance in the distance? Why don't we have half-moon werewolves, huh? Why don't we have them lurking around when there's a half-moon? Why don't we have werewolves that don't fully articulate? And they're just like, ah... Ah! Okay, I guess I'll move on.

But what I feel about this crowd is that everyone in this crowd is that everyone in this in this part as a family. We all come from families. How many in your family, little fellow? What was that? What's the hell in this fucking part? I didn't say I approved of your family. That's an okay signal.

You should have just gone like that. You're saying, my family's okay, and I've never met them, so why didn't you go like that? Um... But I went on Ancestry.com to find out more about my family. I got curious, huh? You ever do that? Pepper Jack Willie?

I went on Ancestry.com to find, to dig deeper. I wanted to know if, you know, I was related to anybody in a foreign country, anybody of a different ethnicity, anyone in Valley Village. And I get on Ancestry.com, what a disturbing experience. It's very unnerving because you go deep, right? Have you done that guy? Has anyone in this room done it? Did you, what did you find out? Can I ask, friend? Denmark. A lot of Denmark.

A lot of Denmark. Wow, and you didn't know? Not at all. Not at all. Maybe this weekend, uh, celebrated at IKEA. Buy yourself a brand new schna-do, d'nard. But it's scary because you don't. know what you're going to dig up, right? Where's Waldo Jr.? I get on, I get on Ancestry.com

and right out of the gate blew my mind. I had no clue. Turns out my grandmother is my dad. And then I went way back. How far back did you go? How many generations? Three hundred years. Three hundred years. I went even further. I'd like triple that. My great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great-great-grandfather, a sea cucumber. Turns out my mother, uh, from Zaire, my father from Brazil, my passport now says that I'm from Brazier. No? Let me get strike that one. Did you send in your DNA?

your DNA, you can send in your DNA. Did you do it? Don't do it, man. I sent my DNA and turns out I'm the hillside strangler. I shot Kennedy in 63. What the fuck? Yeah, that's true. I really did. Some guy over there was like, oh, like I shot Kenneth. I would have been one year old. Should the one year you even raise a fucking rifle? What a shot of ceiling fan, even before they were invented. Well, folks, this has been a real blast. I've got to get down to the beach and scrub the arse hairs off a octopus. But please enjoy the rest of the show.

You've been TNT Dynamite all the way to the back of the bathtub. Thank you very much. All right. There you go. Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. There you go. A little sampling. And some of you might be going, well, I don't get it. I don't, you know. It's one of those things, too, where you're there and you're in the room and you're feeling the crowd and a lot of expression. And a lot of my comedy is enacted through my face and my body language. And so for some of those moments where you're like, I'm not sure I'm fine.

following. And you hear people laughing regardless. It's, it's visual. Stand-up comedy is a very visual medium as well. So, so some of those nuances might be missed in the audio. But I thought there was enough here, enough verbal stuff that, you know, you might get some laughs out of it. So I hope you enjoyed that. As I said, if you want to hear more, please join up with our premium package, only $20 a year. And that's like going to, like, what you got right there. is like, you know, you'd pay 10, 15 bucks, 20 bucks just to go in and see that comedy show. And I'm going to be bringing you like those little comedy shows all through the year for free on your premium package for 20 bucks.

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We'll catch you next time. And until then, chicken chalmayne, baby. I think you're trying to say that, you know, I used to be opposed. And now I'm in favor and I did it for political reasons. And that's just flat wrongs. Thank you.