The Harland Highway - 886 - BBQ EDDY is BACK! Question of the day! Calls from Pavement Pounders!

Episode Date: July 13, 2017

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh boy, what a show, what a show, what a show. You know why this show's so hot and sizzling? Because you know we're right into the middle of summer when Barbecue Eddie is calling around town looking for a barbecue. Yeah, today Barbecue Eddie is back. He's calling. Let's see what happens. Let's see if this guy, this barbecue freak can get someone to barbecue with them, man.
Starting point is 00:00:28 There'll be a whole bunch of barbecue. Q. Eddie phone calls today. Also, we're going to be talking about a question of the day. Have you ever burnt a very sensitive part of your body? Yikes. Not fun. Not fun at all. Also, we will be chatting about some phone calls that we got from the pavement pounders regarding the poaching. The podcast. I did a while back about the anti-poaching foundation. We got some great feedback, some great phone calls from you, the pavement pounders. Some of them get a little emotional.
Starting point is 00:01:10 And I'm really glad to hear from people calling about that. So thank you for your call. So we got a great show today. Question of the day, poaching, and everybody's favorite barbecue guy, Barbecue Eddie. So put your chef's hat on. This is the Harland. I want.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Sit down, strap in, and tighten your diaper. Come here, baby. You're about to go down the Harlan Highway. No! I didn't bargain for this. Oh, yes, you did. Chick-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chow-main, baby. And the creature from all the space.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Please don't stop. I got to need an ugly face. My magnificent performance. This is the Harland Highway. I hate you. Well, that's the way it goes. What do you say? We get down to business.
Starting point is 00:02:24 This is Eddie. This is Eddie. He wants to party. But they just hang up. Hello? Hey, how's it going? Who's calling? Oh, this is Eddie.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Who? Eddie? Yeah, Eddie. I have a non-one number, man. I was calling to see if you wanted to do a barbecue today, or... This is not Eddie, and I don't know who you're talking about. I think you have to wrong number, man. No, this is Eddie calling about the barbecue.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Hello? What the hell? What the hell? That was Eddie. He wants to party. But they just hang up. Oh boy. He's back.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Barbecue Eddie is back. You know, Summer's officially here when Barbecue Eddie starts calling around for a barbecue. The poor guy, I hope he finds one this year. He just never seems to get a damn barbecue going, man. If he calls you, just have a barbecue with the dude, man. poor Eddie um anyway speaking of barbecues
Starting point is 00:03:36 are you one of the are you one of these mystery people at a barbecue do you know what I mean a mystery person I've noticed when I have a barbecue or a pool party and usually they go hand in hand
Starting point is 00:03:50 because I have a pool and a barbecue and I'm not singling any friends out and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with any friends but there's always few people who mysteriously, even if it's like 104 degrees, and everyone there is in their bathing suit, and everyone there is in the pool, and everyone there's having a blast in the pool, and everyone there is clearly spending a lot of time in the pool because it's fun and
Starting point is 00:04:21 it's cool and it's refreshing. But then you look around and there's always like one or two, maybe three mysteries. people that never stripped down and get in their bathing suits. And I'm not just talking about girls. Girls, I get it. Girls, I understand. And it's not a sexist thing. It's just a fact girls can be a little more self-conscious about their bodies,
Starting point is 00:04:51 thanks to the society we live in. We put this expectation on girls that they have to look like Cindy Crawford. and so I can see why girls sometimes are a little apprehensive to, you know, get down into a bikini or a one piece and maybe reveal a vericose vein or a cellulite welt or, you know, that they put on a few extra libbyes. I get it. For a woman, it can be a little more humiliating and a little more, you know, but make no mistake. You know, I'm a dude, and when I feel like I've got a little, like three or four extra pounds on, I feel it.
Starting point is 00:05:35 You know, you've seen the guys walking around sucking in their gut. Men have their insecurities, too. Men want to look perfect. Men want to have the six-pack. You know, we have our own physical social pressures. Trust me. And so my point is, you know, that there's always a few people at my barbecues and pool parties that just never get down to a bathing suit.
Starting point is 00:06:03 And it's not like I want to see their body. I'm not sitting there going, I wonder what their body looks like, whether it's a guy or a girl. But I start wondering, like, what the hell are they hiding? Like, have I got dude friends with caesarean scars? If I got dude friends with muffin tops? Have I got dude friends with hairy nipples?
Starting point is 00:06:25 What are they hiding? And some of these people, I'm not, they're not obese, they're not, they're not abnormally large, they're not, they don't look overweight, they look fairly normal. I've even had a couple of friends that actually look trim and slim. But for whatever reason, while everyone else is running around and next to nothing, splashing and jumping and laughing, there's just these two or three people, these mystery people, that are sitting in the sweltering heat, 90 degrees, out in the sun, with jeans and a shirt on. And I get it if it happens once, maybe twice, but what happens when you invite someone many times? and they just ain't taking nothing off. And then you kind of jokingly ask them, and they're kind of, oh, you know, just not in the mood or whatever.
Starting point is 00:07:25 But I don't know. What is going on? What kind of mystery meat or mole or madness are you hiding? It makes me start. It makes my imagination go wild. Do you have whip marks on your back? Did somebody, like, tie you to a little? to a tree trunk and whip you? Do you have stretch marks all over your body? Do you have a really
Starting point is 00:07:50 weird? You know, some people have like really weird belly buttons that stick out too far. They're sucked in so deep. It looks like a Muppet's mouth. Right? Or they stick out so far. It looks like, you know, I don't know, it looks like somebody's nose is coming out of their stomach. I don't know what it is. Do they have weird hairy legs? Do they have birth marks? Birth marks can always be interesting. Do they have like holes in their hands and feet?
Starting point is 00:08:29 Like the way Christ did? I mean, that's pushing it, obviously. And I guess you'd have to wear gloves and boots. But what the hell are you hiding, mystery barbecures? So I don't know, man. if any of my friends who know who they are and I'm not trying to embarrass you and put you on the spot but whatever it is it's okay man
Starting point is 00:08:52 lighten up is it an old tattoo is it you have like a tattoo of a 666 on your shoulder are you Damien are you the Beelzebub the son of Satan who what's going on talk to me show me get naked if you have to so there you go it's weird um i wonder are you a mystery barbecue
Starting point is 00:09:21 well let me know if you if you want to share some of your embarrassing body parts if you are one of these people and you want to tell why without leaving a name you just kind of want to get it off your chest finally this could be your therapeutic moment call me three two three seven 33.30. And holy smokes, maybe you can tell us why you won't take your clothing off at a pool party or a barbecue. And speaking of barbecues, any more calls from barbecue, Eddie, Rodge? This is Eddie. He wants to party, but they just hang up. Hello? Hey, how's it gone? It's Eddie calling.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I'm sorry, I couldn't understand you. I'm sorry, it's Eddie, Colin. I was checking to see if you wanted to do a barbecue today, or? What the hell? What the hell? We got ribs. That was Eddie. He wants to party, but they just hang up.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Hello? Hello? Harland, how's it going? It's Ron calling from Vancouver. Man, I can't believe. I think it's been, just about 600 episodes now. I've been pavement pounder pretty wild since around 263, I think. It was a visit to the Moonglow restaurant. Don't forget that first listen. Oh, man. Anyways, just call and let you know, I am on my way home now, and there's no question. I am going to be calling. or donating to the International Anti-Boating Fund that segment. Thank you so much for sharing that.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Just like, wow, what a story listening to the speaker that Australian Jen. Sorry, I can't recall his name right now. Honestly, he's kind of had my eyes welling up listening as he described that animal who had basically broken its hip trying to get out of a trap. Just horrific.
Starting point is 00:11:40 thinking about that and it's it's so awesome to know that there's people like him out there and that his charity is actually doing something really positive so i can't donate much right now but i'm definitely going to make this an annual thing uh maybe monthly if there's that option on the website and maybe someday in the future get out and volunteer uh with him out and uh really doing it But, yeah, gosh. Anyhow, wow, what a podcast. You know, I always love it. Even when it gets a little more somber like this one.
Starting point is 00:12:22 But, hey, pavement founder for life. I saw you here June 13th, I think it was. Probably fifth or six times seen alive in Vancouver the last four or five years. And I'll always be there, me and my buddies. Until next time, chicken chow main, baby. Ron from Vancouver. Yes, my home boy. My home, I always love, don't take this the wrong way,
Starting point is 00:12:43 American listeners or German listeners or wherever you are in the world. I was born and raised in Canada. I always get happy when I hear a Canadian brother call me. I love everyone else calling me, but you know how it is when someone from home calls you. It puts a little extra skip in my stuff. Evans to Murgatroyd. Well, Ron, thank you.
Starting point is 00:13:07 you for what an incredible message man and i just loved it how you were you got emotional you were moved by the story and and just so you're aware of the gentleman's name it's it's damien mander and he's the founder and CEO of the international anti-poaching foundation and uh to hear the emotion in your voice that you were moved by his stories and you were moved by the cause It's just beautiful. It's music to my ears, man. I hope it moved everybody who listened to it. It's such an important thing. For those of you that didn't hear the podcast, go back.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I think it's about five or six back, but I dedicated the whole podcast to a speech given by a gentleman, this gentleman I just mentioned, Damien, about the poaching process in Africa that's wiping out and decimating our beloved large mammaries. animals, rhinos and elephants and all kinds of beautiful creatures. And I asked that you give the podcast a listen, and at the end I gave information and asked that you,
Starting point is 00:14:18 if you have the wherewithal, if you have the means, to donate a little money to the cause if you feel it. The website is IAPF.org, the International Anti-Pouching Foundation, IAPF.org, And yes, Ron, you can go in and you can donate $20 if you want. It doesn't have to be a fortune. You know, even $5, anything helps these guys. It's going to a great cause.
Starting point is 00:14:49 And since you asked, yes, you can make it a yearly thing. You can click a button and they will tap your bank account every week or every month or every year. Whatever you decide, they've made it easy to set up in there so that if you want to be an ongoing donor, they can facilitate you, or if you just want to make one donation, that's fine. But just so, you know, right after I did that podcast, just so, you know, I want to be a guy who puts his money where his mouth is I went in immediately and donated $250. And I thought to myself, you know, out of everything I make in a year, okay, think about what you make in a year,
Starting point is 00:15:33 and think about the money you spend on cigarettes or buying a beer. at the bar, getting some popcorn. You know, they charge like $8 for popcorn at the movies. And I thought, you know what, if I can spend money on myself for all that crap, bottles of Coke and chocolate bars and cheeseburgers at McDonald's, if I can, if I can, you know, be a glutton for myself, why can't I just take $250 out of my whole year? and put it towards a cause where I'm stopping rhinoceroses from being slaughtered
Starting point is 00:16:14 and having their horns cut off and elephants being shot and having their tusks cut out. And I'm not trying to guilt you out, but I'm just saying, you know, even if that donation is $5 or $20, it's such a beautiful thing. And I think you'll feel good about yourself. And even though it's sometimes weird, I think, for people when you live on the other side of the world. It's like, oh, I live in North America. We don't have elephants and rhinos here. That's over there. But yes, it is over there. And it's the only place in the world, you know, where you'll find elephants and rhinos is over there over the ocean. And it's not just their rhinos
Starting point is 00:16:56 and elephants. They belong to all of us. The same way people over there would probably not want to see polar bears and grizzly bears go extinct. Would you want to see those girls? extinct here in North America? No. So it's a great cause. I'm so glad you felt it and you responded to it and you found it to be important. It really is important. And for those of you that didn't hear that podcast, please go back and listen to it. And if you're a premium member, I added an extra bonus series of question and answers that Damien took on that same night. So if you become a premium member, you can go in and hear more about the anti-poaching foundation that he runs. And I hope you do get a chance to donate something to his foundation. All of you.
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Starting point is 00:19:34 Every little bit helps. And you know what? Another call came in from this is a wonderful woman who works with animals. Her name is Anna, and she works down in Florida at Bush Gardens. She works very closely with the cheetahs. I actually went down and spent the day with her once, and she took me in to see her cheetahs, and they're just stunning, beautiful animals.
Starting point is 00:19:58 But she also was gracious enough to spend almost a whole day with me and took me in to see the lion. and we fed the hyenas and we tortoises and, oh my God, it was just the most wonderful and formative day. And Anna had to listen to this podcast about the anti-poaching foundation, and it meant a lot to her because she works with animals and loves them. So, Roger, can we play Anna's phone call too? All right, let's do one more phone call about this.
Starting point is 00:20:34 and then I'll give you the website at the end of this phone call again. And hopefully you guys can take a look at their web page and maybe somehow find a way to participate. Roll it, Rod. Put Anna's Anna's phone call up. Hi, Harlan. It's Anna Banana from Florida. I haven't called you in a while,
Starting point is 00:20:51 but I just wanted to say Harlan Williams, I could just kiss you right on the mouth for that endangered species podcast. You are my hero right now. Yes. So much you said was true. You basically opened up my skull and looked inside and told everyone about what I think about and worry about. And a lot of the times cry about every single day. I think about it constantly what we're doing to our planet.
Starting point is 00:21:18 And you hit the nail on the head. So many people think to themselves, I'm just one person. What difference can I make? And the answer is a hell of the lot. For better or worse, one person can make a hell of the difference. Yes, be more aware. Yes, learn one thing you didn't know before. Yes, absolutely, yes, write that letter.
Starting point is 00:21:37 And vote for those who care about nature and our environment. Notice I said our, not just the environment, because it is. We are all connected. You tug at a single thing in nature. You find it attached to the rest of the world. They are our brothers and sisters that's hippie, as that sounds. And when I talk to people at work, I tell them, just start somewhere. Do what you can.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Write that letter. buy that Tesla recycle that can or Google something called palm oil that would be a great start and it all matters that's the thing all the way
Starting point is 00:22:11 doing something like volunteering instead of going to Africa and just being a tourist and taking pictures go volunteer and help I spent last June in the rainforest of Malaysia clearing poaching traps
Starting point is 00:22:23 and snares and it was amazing and people can just go and do these things they just don't know that these opportunities exist. But yeah, just start somewhere. That's the important part.
Starting point is 00:22:36 And Harlan Williams, I think you just did. She can tell me, baby. There you go, Anna, who, as you can tell, animals and nature and wildlife, very important to her. And you could hear the passion in her voice as well, too. And she's echoing something I said, and I know is her own philosophy. You know, if you don't think you can do anything to help, then nothing will ever get done.
Starting point is 00:23:03 So, you know, you go to work, you drive around, you go, well, I wish I could help the animals in Africa. But I live over here in Detroit. I live over here in San Francisco. I live here in Dallas. What can I do? Well, as Anna said, you can do something. You can volunteer.
Starting point is 00:23:22 You can look around on the Internet, find ways to help. But I'm giving you a window right here. It's the international anti-Based. Poaching Foundation, and the website is IAPF.org, and you can go on there for yourself and look around. You can volunteer. You can donate some money. And you know what? Even better, you can spread the word. Tell your friends about this website. Tell your friends about the cause. And I guarantee you, even if you only donate $20, you're going to feel really good inside. And maybe you'll end up donating more, or maybe you'll do it every year.
Starting point is 00:24:00 or whatever so there you go enough about that thank you uh callers pavement pounders for calling in and sharing your passion for this and i know all of you listening probably in your hearts even though you didn't call in or write in you i i can't imagine any of you listening don't have sympathy and compassion for the the creatures of this planet that that we because of our superior intellect quote unquote have been tasked with looking at out for and caring for and and making sure that they have just a good of life as we do so uh in order to fulfill that legacy we've been given be sure to try and help if and where you can okay and there you go so uh little some great great voicemails and uh let's get back to some fun we
Starting point is 00:24:55 got any more eddie has eddie found a barbecue yet roger let's let's check in with edie again This is Eddie. He wants to party, but they just hang up. Oh? Hey, how's it going, man? Who's this? Uh, it's Eddie calling. Who?
Starting point is 00:25:16 Uh, Eddie. Eddie, who are you trying to call? Uh, it's going to see if you guys wanted to throw together a barbecue today or something. Who is this? Uh, it's Eddie from the barbecue club, and, uh, because, see if you wanted to slap some ribs down or some corn on the cob and stuff? Who are you trying to call?
Starting point is 00:25:37 I was just calling members from the barbecue club. I'm not a barbecue club. We could slap some Heineken's back or whatever and power crack some ribs or whatever. I don't know. Who is this? Eddie? Eddie from, what's your last name? Eddie Johnson from the barbecue club.
Starting point is 00:25:57 No, I'm not in a barbecue club. Oh, well, uh, uh, do you want to join up, or we could... No, no, I'm good, I'm good, thank you, though. Slap some chicken around or whatever, or... Nope. Where are you located? We're down in the valley here, right out by Olive and, uh, victory, and, uh... You get the wrong, you get the wrong phone number. We got some great, uh...
Starting point is 00:26:21 I'm in Irvine. Well, if you want to drive out, we can throw some extra cobs of corn on the grill for you or whatever. No, thank you. Uh Take me off your list, no thank you How about some hynicans, though? No, thank you. Um
Starting point is 00:26:40 You like salmon steaks or anything, or? No, thank you. Uh, we've got burgers, I guess, if you want a burger. No, thank you. Um... You keep... Who is this?
Starting point is 00:27:00 Uh, it's Eddie from the barbecue club? I'm sorry, Eddie. See you later. Okay, well... Take me off your list. I don't do barbecues. Okay, sorry. I'm a vegetarian. We could throw down some zucchini or whatever and glaze it.
Starting point is 00:27:21 About somebody else. Hello? Hello? What the hell? What the hell? That was Eddie He wants to party But they just hang up
Starting point is 00:27:35 Whoa, I felt like he got close there, man That guy was like, I don't know Was he on the edge? I don't know And then he pulls the vegetarian card right at the end Poor Eddie, man Speaking of food, hot food Have you ever done this?
Starting point is 00:27:54 Roger, I think this might be a question of the day I think we got to play the theme Yeah, Harland Highway question of the day. Go for it. The Harland Highway Question of the day. Okay, here it is since we're talking about food and barbecues and everything. Have you ever, oh, this is the worst. Have you ever had food so hot that you burnt your freaking tongue and the roof of your mouth?
Starting point is 00:28:23 Oh, my God. I mean, think about it. You're used to burning the outstice. side of your skin, your external epidural layers. You know, there's first, second, and third degree burns. And, you know, you expect it because, you know, that's your exoskeleton. That's, that's where things come into contact with your body. Cigarette butts and the lunar eclipse and the sun and flaming hot branding irons and things like that. But where you don't expect to get burnt is inside of you, in your freaking mouth, man.
Starting point is 00:28:58 You ever just do that? You take a bite of something or you take a sip of something and you're just your freaking tongue. It feels like you just stuck your tongue up the rear end of a washing machine. Whatever that means. You know what I mean? It feels like you put your tongue in a curling iron and just rolled it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:29:25 And sometimes you burn the roof of your mouth and, and, you know, the little chunks of flesh hang down, right? Do you ever see a car wash when you go through a car wash and there's like crap hanging down from the ceiling and it rubs all over your car? That's what the roof your mouth is like. It's like little strands of pink, like mouth roof, flesh are hanging down. It's like when you remember when you used to go on those rides at the fair
Starting point is 00:29:55 and you'd go in the haunted house and you'd sit in the little electric car and they'd have that weird moss hanging from the roof and it would drip through your hair and rub across your face and you're like, oh, what the hell is that? That's like the roof of your mouth. It's like the ceiling of a haunted house ride.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And you're just like, oh, you're like sucking at that that meat hanging down with your tongue. You're trying to suck it off. It's like... But then you don't want to because it's like, it's like since when do you suck meat off the inside of your mouth? And then if you burn your tongue, man, it's, you know, it's almost like it feels like, oh, well, how can I describe it? It's like, you know, a pancake is really smooth. And then if you kind of scraped back the top of a flat, smooth pancake inside, it's all grainy and, like, porous, that's what it's like,
Starting point is 00:30:55 Like, it feels like when you burn your tongue, you kind of sizzle the top, smooth layer off your tongue flesh. And you're just exposed. And now you're kind of, you're like scraping your tongue with your teeth. You're like, hi, how are you done? No, I don't have a speech impediment. I just ate a chicken pop pie and it was on 375 degrees. And some of it spilled off my spoon and it ate right through the floorboards
Starting point is 00:31:23 and through the foundation of the building and then through the sidewalk and then now it's down at the center of the earth's crust yeah that happened to me like very recently i was out having dinner with a friend and we both ordered chicken pop pies and you know those chicken pop pies man they're just waiting to get you man they're they're just sitting in the oven going oh i'm gonna i'm gonna burn their shit out of whoever's gonna eat me oh yeah however well i wouldn't want to be the person that puts their fork in me, because I'm going to burn the fuck out of their mouth. I'm going to burn the roof of their mouth
Starting point is 00:31:59 so it looks like a haunted house ride. You know what I mean? It's like, and sure enough, like, my friend's chicken pop pie for some reason was way hotter than mine, and she, like, burn the inside of her mouth and her tongue, and she was just like, you know, she just looks like a lizard, right?
Starting point is 00:32:19 She was sitting there, like, flicking her tongue, my tongue. You know, it's just like, it's like she was giving cunnolingus to the air. You know, it's like you have to flap your tongue out to try and cool it off or something. Oh, my God, it's horrible. You know, I'd almost rather get burnt anywhere but on my freaking tongue and in my mouth. So there you go, man. Be careful.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Watch what you're eating. Don't burn the inside of your mouth. If you've done it, maybe you want to share your story. story with me, 323-739, 43330. The Harland Highway Question of the Day. Have you ever burnt the inside of your sweet little mouth? The Harland Highway Question of the Day. This is Eddie.
Starting point is 00:33:10 He wants to party, but they just hang up. Hello. How's it going, man? How's it going? Hey, it's Eddie calling. Hello? The hell. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:33:34 That was Eddie. He wants to party. But they just hang up. Hold on. What? We have a guy calling in who burnt his mouth. Okay, that's cool. That was fast.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Okay, cool. Let's put him through. Who is the guy? Dave Dimmel? Okay. It's a bit of a tongue twister. Dave Dimmel. Okay, put him through.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Hello. Hello? Hello, sir. Hello, sir. Hello, you're nice of Dave Jim, Charlie. Pardon me? Who's Day Jim, Charlie? Okay, sir, if you could just put your phone closer to your mouth,
Starting point is 00:34:21 I'm having trouble. uh... like you had to bring my mouth to the hot chocolate excuse me I said I burned my mouth
Starting point is 00:34:30 in the hot chocolate and I wanted to talk about you like yourself what are you saying sir I said I burned my fucking
Starting point is 00:34:39 mouth on my fucking hot chocolate you had some hot chocolate yes and if I can burn my fucking lip and my tongue
Starting point is 00:34:47 my neck and my mouth and my neck and my neck What are you saying? I said to burn my fucking mouth, you fucking head. What the fuck are you saying, bro? What the fuck are you saying, bro? I'm scared.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I'm trying my fucking mouth, and I can't burn my fucking chicken. Fuckhead, what the fuck? Learn to speak, asshole. What? What? What? I'm a stupid. Fuck you.
Starting point is 00:35:21 God. God, the hell was that? Jeez. I'm just irritated. You know, Roger, do me a favor in the future when you have people calling the show, make sure they can speak. That case sounded like a moron, man.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Anyways, I think I'll end the show there now that I'm all aggravated. God. Don't forget to join our premium membership, $20 a year, get you every single episode. to the Harland Highway. Who knows? I think we did an interview
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Starting point is 00:36:33 That's almost like, you know, 30 hours, 35 hours of free entertainment. My God. Hello. Also, don't forget to check out our store. We have a beautiful store at my website, Harlem Williams.com. You can buy some fun merchandise there. We'll ship it out to you. Also, you can leave a voicemail if you have something to say
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Starting point is 00:37:23 People are writing me and tweeting me and Instagramming me. People are loving the show. The toys are kicking butt. I was just told the other day that they're selling out at Toys R Us. The stuffed toys of my characters, Rolian Bingo, the Pugs. I mean, it's just going gangbusters, man. So if you have kids, check out Puppy Dog Pals. Also, don't forget to look for my music album, The Cousins, Rattlesnake Love, on iTunes.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Me and my cousin, Kevin Hearn from The Bare Naked Ladies, Rattlesnake of Love. You can get the whole album or just pick your own songs to download. Lots of great stuff. And I think that's it, man. I think that's all we got for today. Hopefully, Barbecue Eddie is back soon and finds a damn barbecue. Poor guy. and uh and until then we'll just keep on rocking and rolling okay don't burn your mouth always be good to each other
Starting point is 00:38:28 try and save the animals and until next time chicken chau main baby

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