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Episode Date: July 20, 2017

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Little surfer, little one. Notice I'm singing a Beach Boy song? Yeah, because it's summer, man. That's right. And today we're kind of touching on some summer themes. Carl Flavors is going to be calling him because this guy, he lives down in Venice Beach in California, Southern Cal, and he's like a beach bum surfer dude. And we thought, who better to kind of just talk about the summer vibe than Carl Flavors?

So he'll be calling in later. Also a crazy news story talking about your kind of summer vacation photographs. They might not be as well received as you think. Mm-hmm. Way to you hear the crazy news story. Speaking of crazy news stories, we'll have crazy North Korean news. Okay, how about that? And then also our old friend Barbecue Eddie.

Barbecue Eddie is here. He's going to be, you know, casting his barbecue net out there looking for a cue to get him going. And then also we're going to take a sweet, sweet call from one of the pavement

pounders. Can you say cute little twins? Cute little twins calling the Harland Highway? I mean, this show has just got it all. So put your seatbelt on, eat your pickles, and here we go. This is the Harland Highway.

Sit down, strap in, and tighten your diaper. Come here, baby. You're about to go down the Harlan Highway. No! No! I didn't bargain for this. Oh, yes, you did. Chick-chic-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chall-main, baby.

And the creature from all the spayy. Please don't stop. I got to be it. Ugly face. Magnificent before. This is the Harland Highway. I hate you. Well, that's the way it goes.

What do you say? We get down to business. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. So, how's it going? man how's your how's your summer going how's your summer holiday going bro sift all i want is some crazy buds some tasty buds and some crazy waves bro um roj we should we should uh have carl flavors call up the show that guy's out he he's he's what he's doing for this summer can you can you find him yeah okay we're gonna get carl flavors he's like a surfer

dude that lives out in California somewhere. But how is your summer vacate going? I hope it's not going too good. I hope you didn't take a lot of pictures of it because I got a crazy news story that might make you feel like a little bit of an ass. Let's do it, Raj. Crazy news story.

The Harland Highway. Crazy news stories. That's weird. It's strange stuff. I make you crazy. So here it is, man. I hate to burst your bubble. I almost hate to read this crazy news story.

But here's the headline, Lirtle Flurgens and Bledurgel Glurgens. The headline is, No one wants to see your boring vacation photos, study says. Yes, somebody took the time to do a study on this. So here's the story. Think twice before posting picks of your beachside cocktail or sightseeing trip in Europe, because no one gives a crap. Now, I'm reading this.

In fact, a new study found that 73% of people think it's downright obnoxious when others plaster social media with their vacation photos. The majority of the 2,000 people polled for this report said the hot dogs or late. Legs beach selfie was the most infuriating vacay pick. Hot dogs are legs. I don't know. I mean, I don't mind a nice pair of legs. You know what they mean?

The legs one, it's like a lot of time the girls do it. It's a POV. They do it kind of from the below their pelvis and then their legs down and then like the beach in the background or whatever. I don't know, man. I like those damn legs. If they're nice, I mean, I'm going to be honest. If they're large, if they're full of welts, if they've got seaweed on them, if they've got mice living in them, if they're hairy,

if there's a tattoo of, you know, something ridiculous. I don't want to see those legs, but if they're nice, slim, tan, beautiful, sexy legs, Hell yeah. Show me that vacay photo, man. What are you nuts? They say, well, 44% of the pollster said they post holiday snaps to keep friends and family up to date. 21% admitted that they do so to boast about where they're vacationing and 10% do it to make others jealous.

Well, I think that's probably right. Have you people listening, you have been passionate? have you ever just, you know, in your, in your head, you're like, oh, this will be nice. I'll share my, I'll share my vacation picture with everyone. And in the back of your head, you're like, that's one place they'll never go. I'll be a little honest. I just, I was down in the Amazon. You guys know I was down in the Amazon.

I told you. And I posted a film clip of me holding an anaconda. All right, I had a 10-foot, nine-foot anaconda around my neck. And part of it was just like, oh, my God, this is so freaking cool, okay? I got an anaconda around, a wild anaconda, not a zoo anaconda, not one from Wally's Reptile World. This was one plucked right out of the wild and plopped around my neck. And part of me was like, look at this cool place I've been. Ben look look at me with an anaconda i mean at some point don't you have the right to do it

right that isn't almost everything we do in life to try and up the other guy now that i'm thinking about it aren't we all in the rat race isn't that way when we go and buy a car we just don't buy a car like well this will be practical for the groceries and this will be this will be very nice for um you know know if it's slushy outside there's always something on the car we're like oh oh oh wait till my friends see these wheels oh i got the i got the mag wheels wait till my neighbors see me pull up and this thing's got a pinstripe on it wait till they see the minivan with the flame painting on the wheels yeah wait till my buddies get in my car and hear my sound system oh yeah you know there's always an

element of being braggadocious. I think that's just human nature. Sometimes we like to be like, look what I got, look what you don't got, you know? And it's even in the simplest things. Like if you get in a line fight at a bank or to a movie theater at the snack bar, you can't tell me that when you're in the short line, you don't look over at the other people in the long line and go, I'm going to get my popcorn way before you. You're going to miss the beginning of the movie. I'm not. Ha, ha, ha.

I'm in the short line. You're in the fucking long line. You know, it's just human nature. So, yeah, I think you got to factor that in. When people post pictures, there's an element of they really do want to share. And I think there's always the ego element where you're like, hey, look at me. But I don't know if that's a bad thing. You know, I think humans have earned the right to share their accomplishments.

and if they've had some good luck or they've gone on a cool trip, you know, what's the harm and dangling it over everybody's face? If nothing else, maybe it inspires the rest of us to want to do it. So I wouldn't take it too personally. I think we all know, too. It's not a secret. I think we all know that people are kind of putting stuff out there to say, hey, look at me, man.

And then you kind of get it in the back here. It's like, okay, okay, noted. You're standing in the sunset in Hawaii with a surfboard and a girl in a bikini. Well, guess what? In three weeks, I'm going big game fishing in Bermuda. So I'm going to be on the back of a boat in sparkling blue water holding up a 500-pound tuna. So get ready for it, bro. You know what I mean?

I think it kind of, it's a bit of a game. So, you know, let's read some more. Let's see. The top five most common vacation pictures posted are the view from the balcony. We've all done that. Cultural landmarks and sightseeing picks. And those are sometimes boring. You know, you're standing beside an old bell.

You're standing beside an old streetlight. This was the city's first streetlight. Oh, my God. Well, I'm like, yeah, well, this isn't the city's first yawn fest. um they also like to uh post pictures of the first cocktail and by the way if you notice people like to post pictures of what's probably near the last cocktail where they're hanging upside down and they're pulling their dress up and their tongues hanging out their hair's a mess and their eyes looked like they just snorted a jug of gasoline i mean man forget about the first cocktail

They also like to post people they met on vacation and local dogs and cats. I guess. I don't know how much I like to post people I've met on vacation. I mean, no real point in that unless you happen to be staying at a resort and Keith Richards and Paris Hilton and Cher are poolside. Then you might want to be like, hey, look who I'm swimming around with and having shrimp cocktails. So I don't know. I say that, you know, the human experience is about sharing.

And I think that's one of the cool things about social media and the internet is, you know, look how much we get to see and learn about each other that we never would have ever seen or known if it wasn't for social media. Because, you know, the way it used to be, most human beings had a box in their closet full of hard copy photographs. and the only people that really were privy to them and got to see them were close friends, family, and relatives, and I don't even know how many of those saw them.

For the most part, you know, hard copy photographs got looked at when you first got them developed, and then they got put away for the rest of your life. And at least this way, you know, you're seeing stuff from people you don't even know. You're seeing intimate pictures and photos of people, you don't even know, and you're seeing, you know, you're kind of seeing pieces of the world and remembering what's out there.

You know, you jump on Facebook on any given day or Twitter, and it's like, oh, there's a picture of a guy in Tibet, there's a guy canoeing down the Amazon River, there's a guy at the top of Everest, there's a guy getting ice cream in front of the Statue of Liberty. Like, it kind of like, you know, gives you a scrapbook of the world every time you go on to the internet. So despite what this survey says, I'm going to say fooey and I'm going to dispute it and argue it. And I think secretly, subliminally, we all want to see everybody's stuff because humans by nature are nosy. They're inquisitive. They're curious. And I think maybe we're more trained to go, yeah, I don't want to see other people's stuff. I feel like that's more of a

knee-jerk reaction. But if someone came along and said, okay, guess what we're going to take the internet down and you don't have to be subjected to people's pictures and random photographs anymore, if people had a choice, I bet they'd say, no, no, leave it up, leave it up. I enjoy perusing other people's lives now and then.

And I kind of like to see what other human beings do with their time and where they go. So, crazy news story, but I'm going to dispute it and I'm going to say at the end of the day maybe we're not really sick of your crazy photos keep them coming is what I say okay hey everybody who wants to have better sex

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We will keep you updated as the news unfolds. This is Eddie, he wants to party, but the Just hang up. Accident partners, Jay speaking, may I help you? Oh, hey, how's it gone?

Hello? Uh, hello? Yes, I may help you. Oh, hey, it's Eddie calling. I was calling to see if you wanted to do a barbecue today, or? You have the wrong number. Throw together a barbecue, or? That's the wrong number.

Could power slam some ribs and stuff, or? Um, we got some Heineken's we can power back and stuff if you're up for it, or... You have the wrong number. Oh. Is this... Is this Carol? Hello? Carol? You have the wrong number. This is a business. Oh. Well, you guys up... You like barbecuing or...?

Or? Unfortunately, they're not in. They're closed on the weekend. Oh. Oh, how about you? Do you like? I could power slam some pork chops down for you or Texas grind some...

I don't live in California. Oh, where are you at? I'm on the East Coast. Oh, if you ever get over this way, we could, you know, power slam some pork chops or... chops or some salmon fillets or something or i appreciate the offer thank you uh okay well okay thank you hello what the hell the hell that was eddie he wants to party but they just hang up Okay, have you got him, Raj? Oh, cool.

Okay, I really just, you know, I want to hear what, like, a guy like Carl Flavors does, like, you know, during the summer. You know, you kind of think, you don't think about it, but, you know, some people, most people go to work nine to five and have busy lives, but this guy's like so cash. He's just, like, kind of like a beach surfer. I think he's down in Venice, right? Venice, California, Venice Beach. And I don't know. I just, I would love to hear what his world's like during summer vacation. It must be crazy.

Let put him through, Raj. Yeah, car, okay, here we go, folks. Carl Flavors from Venice Beach, California. Uh, hello, Carl, are you there? Yeah, what's up, Brad Smith? It's the Flaves. It's Carl Flavors, brash. Hey, how are you?

Oh, man, I'm just riding my summer, man. I'm like out on my surfboard. I fucking cruising the beach. beach for haughties brash and i'm i'm like sucking back frosties every day fucking just power whaling brash what are you what are you saying brash brash brash bro it's like it's like brous of but rolled into like brous it's like what's up brash okay so what what have you been up to what what goes down there for a guy like because you don't work right oh bro i mean i work bro, I'm like, you know, I work

up being the flags, you know, I'm like coral flavors, bro. Okay, but what does that, you know, entail? It entails like waxing my surfboard, bro, it entails like tilting back of frosty and power chugging it, you know,

and just fucking power slamming the party scene, brash. Okay, well, it sounds like you've got a pretty good life. You know, bro, it's pretty fucking tasty brash. I mean, just last night I had a seven-sum. A what? A what? Oh, like a seven-sum, bro. A seven-sum? Yeah, brash. It's like a, you know, like a threesome, but you get seven. What? Wait a minute. You were with seven girls at one time? Well, it was like six girls, and then, I guess this old guy, like Tony, hangs around on the beach. He's like, he's like, what are these senior

citizen bros, right? He wears pink shorts and his skin's all wrinkly and, like, gray ponytail and whatnot, brash, but I don't know, somehow he got into the mix. What do you mean? An old guy gets into the, into a seven-sum? I know, right? I didn't even know who was there to, like, you know, probably about 45 minutes in, you know, the flames is crawling around in the, in the candlelight, you know. I've got some tasty oil on me. I mean, the room smells like someone fire. started in a coconut factory, right, bro? Okay, sounds sexy.

And I'm, like, groping around, like a baby seal sliding around on an ice cat, brash. And suddenly, you know, I'm feeling all this hot, tight, young skin, you know? The Flaves is taking a ride on six little hotties, and all of a sudden I get my fucking hands on this fucking wrinkly hide. I thought, well, well, this chick's got like walrus meat on her, man. Okay, and Well, it turned out it was Tony, man I don't even know

He must have just followed us in, bro, but you know, what the hell It's the summer, we all had fun Wait, are you saying that you You were having, like, kind of sexual activity with the girls And then you kind of did some stuff with Tony Well, you know, bro, I mean,

You know, like I said, The candles were flickering, right? And it was like, it was like a three-class quarter moon. So, I don't know. Did the Flaves fool around with an old guy with a gray ponytail, or did the Flaves not fool around, Brosh? You know, when everyone's sliding around on the IKEA furniture covered with coconut oil, I mean, sometimes you don't know if it's a brash or it's a babe, you know? I guess. I've never done it, Carl. Well, maybe someday, Bras. You could come hang out with the Flaves and pound back some tasty fussy,

fucking frosties and rip curls some sweet and sour fucking waves brash okay what what else is going on I ran over a fucking hammerhead shark with my surfboard holy fuck and let me drag it out a bit longer holy fuck whoa how did that happen well the place is out there rod I had my pink neon shorts my fucking blonde hair had my fucking risky business fucking sunshades on, had the fucking white, fucking tanning juice on the tip of my nose. I mean, the Flaves look fucking ready to fucking fly, right? Okay. So I pick up a nice toasty corn chip.

What is a toasty corn chip? That's like a giant fucking wave with just the perfect girl on it, bro. Kind of like a corn chip. Okay. And so the Flaves is fucking styling, right? The flames is fucking riding this fucking frothy corn chip. Just fucking mounted it and fucking power riding it, right, Brosh? All right, yes.

And holy fuck, I'm right on the curve. I'm probably hanging like a 12 out of 10, right, Brosh. And just saying, that's fucking pretty good. All right. And then a fucking rancid fucking shark thing comes up in front of me, Brosh. Whoa, like a big, big, you said hammerhead shark? Fucking right. It wasn't a hammerhead shark. It was just a regular bull shark. Well, you said it was a hammerhead shark.

Yeah, it became a hammerhead shark, because when it got in the Flaves way, I fucking bent down and fucking punched it in the fucking face. The Flaves hammered the shark, broush. You punched a shark in the face? I fucking hammerheaded that be a ass, bro. No one gets in the front of fucking Carl Flaves fucking corn chip. Wow, that's pretty dramatic. I'll say, bro.

Holy fuck, I chipped one of the teeth on that fucker. I've got a shark tooth embedded in my fucking hand. Whoa! Did you, was there a lifeguard there or something? Oh, fuck, no, bro. What do you think led to the fucking sixth dome, right? The Flaves came sliding in on the sand like a fucking mud goppy, right? Fucking sliding in.

All the hotties are sitting at the Tiki Bar watch, and the Flaves fucking ride. corn chip, they see me jump off my fucking waxy board, fucking blood dripping off my hand. They're all like, what's up with the flames, brosh? Oh, so they can see, like, all the blood on your hand? Fucking right, you know how easy it is to pick up Poon Tang when you've got a fucking hammerhead shark tooth sticking out of your fucking arm? Well, no.

Well, it's almost the equivalent of like if Jesus walked up with a fucking nail in his hand, bro. Chicks are going to respond. Okay, that sounds wrong. And here we go. The Flaves fucking wiggles his fucking shark, fucking tooth, hand around, splatters blood on six or seven fucking hotties. Boom. Next thing you know, they're back at the Flaves' fucking commode, fucking partying all my IKEA furniture, covered in fucking coconut tanning oil, and boom, somehow Tony got in there, and I'm riding him holding on to his

gray pony tail. Wait a minute. You didn't tell us that part. You were riding Tony while holding onto his grave pony tail? No, I didn't... No, I wasn't, but one of the tasties was. Well, it sounded like you said you were.

Okay, well, sometimes the Flaves has a slip of the tongue, bash. Okay, anything else been going on? Well, we had a bonfire on the beach the other night, right? Okay, cool. And you know, some people like to fuck and roast a pig over the bonfire, like they'll put it on a spit,

and I'll just fucking turn it around, and it's fucking delicious, right, Brash? Okay, and what's the swearing? Well, I'll tell you what we did. We went one step further. We had a gourmet fucking fire pit out on the beach, bro. Whoa, what'd you have, like, a roasted pig? Fuck no, Brash. We got an endangered species leatherback turtle.

Holy fuck. We caught it on the beach laying eggs, right? Wait a minute. You spit-roasted an endangered sea turtle? Only a leather brat, bro, and they're the biggest fucking sea turtles in the world. I think they weigh like 600 pounds. Holy fuck, lucky a buddy of mine, Eddie, had a fucking forklift, right? He got it up there on the spit, and that thing spun around like Linda Blair's head at a fucking merry-go-round party, bro. Whoa!

Oh, whoa is right, bro. Have you ever eaten endangered fucking turtle meat, brash? It fucking rock. The Flames would take a bite of a fucking turtle flipper and then gargle back a nice frosty Hineken. Holy fuck. Bross. Brash.

Brash. What are you doing? That's like a brash alarm, bro. When things get so out of control for Carl Flavors, he sounds the brash alarm. That means it's really fucking sour. Roll it, bro. Brush, brush, brush, bra.

All right, we get it, Carl. Man, see, this is why I wanted to call you because, you know, well, the rest of us are slaving away in our cubicles or riding the subway. In five minutes, you tell me you're involved in a seven-sum. You hit a hammerhead shark or something in the face, and you're spit-roasting an endangered sea turtle? Bro, that's just the fuck, that's just fucking one night, bross. I mean, do you want me to tell you about the rest of my week?

Well, we don't have time now, but we would love to, you know, can we call you back and maybe see what you're up to next weekend? Oh, fuck, right, brash, and you should try and get your fucking seat, Chihuahua tail down here and wagging around in the sand, bro. Well, are you inviting me? Fuck, dude, the flames door is always open, right? Just follow the smell of the IKEA. furniture and the coconut oil and of course the scented cranberry fucking pottery barn candles

that's the flames pad that's where the sevensons go down and hey if you're into guys with gray ponytails brosh oliv and see if tony'll pop in and give you one of his famous coconut oil hand job okay no no no no we we don't have to do that but i would like to drop by one day and hang for an afternoon or something. Oh, you won't fucking forget it, brash. You'll go home the next day and you'll be like, brash, brush, brash, brash. Okay, we get it. Well, you'll be sounding the Flaves Brosh alarm, bro, selfie, Osh.

Okay, well, man, you're a lot of energy. You're just getting me excited listening to you. Oh, well, that's the way of the Flavs rolls, man. Life is like a spring roll, bro. You gotta peel it open and jump around on the fucking lime of greens. Oh, I'm not sure what that meant, but... You will, Brosh. All right.

The Flames has got to run. I see a bikini babe coming down the beach. I haven't seen a thong that tight since I shoved dental floss up my sister's fuck. All right, thank you. Thank you. Carl Flavors, everyone. Brosh, brush, brach. All right, thank you.

Wow. Wow. I'm, Roger, I feel like I'm missing out on life here. I mean, Carl Flavors is doing it up right, man. I'm slaving away in the podcast studio. And this guy's getting it on with multiple women. He's out surfing. He's throwing back, what do you call him, Frosties?

And, I mean, good Lord, man. Punching sharks? I mean, what am I doing? I get nervous running over a worm if it's raining, you know what I mean? And this guy's punching jobs, whatever. Hey, aye, aye. Well, let's see what else people are doing. Do we have any, can we play a phone call?

Play a phone call from one of our pavement pounders. Let's see if they're having quite the spectacular life that Carl Flavors is. Hello? Hello. Hello, my carlind. My dad loves your show, and I love puppy dogs. and my favorite castor is Russ and my favorite character's Rowley

and my name is Lola and we're twins and you watch it all the time and we watch it all the time Hey Harlan I'm a big fan My name is Brett Love the show Chicky Chicky Chalmain

Babe I like that I think you said Brad was your name Brad or Brett Thank you so much Chicky Chicky I like that Chicky Chowman

I might have to start using that a little bit. Chicky, chicky chicky chiky chiky chik chow main. And your beautiful twins, oh my God, that just warms my heart to hear the little girls calling and telling me that they love watching puppy dog pals. For those of you that don't know, it's an animated cartoon that I have on Disney right now. It's on Friday mornings. And it's just an adorable. A horrible little show about two little pug puppies who live with their owner, Bob. I do the voice of Bob. And all the toys are out in the stores now, and the books are out, and it's just really cool.

You know, since you're fans of the show, I actually had a nice talk with the executives at Disney, and they were telling me how much they love the show and how happy they are and that it's doing great. and so it's all positive forward motion and people are tweeting me and Facebooking me and sending me pictures of their kids watching the show and it's just marvelous. So thank you so much for watching you guys. I'm so glad you liked the show.

Many, many more episodes to come. There's a lot more stuff coming and it's all great stuff. So thank you for the call, and I think that's a great way to end up the show, Roger, right? Just with a, can you beat twins calling the show? Cute little, I don't know how old they are, but just you can tell they were cute little twins. You don't beat that, right? So we'll leave it right there. Thank you for the call.

Fantastic. If you want a call and leave me a massage, leave me some kind of phone massage. The phone number is 323-739-43330, 3-2-3-739-433-30, and that phone number is also at the website, harlandwilliams.com. And you can see a whole bunch of other stuff. I just posted my fall stand-up comedy tour schedule, so you can go on the stand-up tour link and see if I'm coming to your town or city. I'm going to be in San Jose.

I'm going to be in Portland, Oregon. I'm going to be in Edmonton, Alberta, I'm going to be in Irvine, California, I'm going to be in Buffalo, New York. I mean, I'm going to be all over the place. So check it out, see if I'm coming to your town or city. The first gig starts, I think, in September. I'm going out to Chicago.

Oh, I mean, I'm going to be all over the place. So, yeah, it looks like, let's see, mid-September. I'm going to be in, well, not mid-September. September. More like towards the end, I'll be in Portland, Oregon, or Oregon, or however you say it. It's going to be September 21st to the 24th. And then the following weekend, I'll be in Schaumburg, Chicago. That'll be September 28th to October 1st. And then you can go on my website and look at the rest of the dates. Okay? Getting excited to bring my stand-up comedy to y'all. this fall, y'all in the fall.

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It's only $20 and other stuff. You know, I throw up stand-up comedy routines and special interviews and guests so it's a good deal 20 bucks a year to become a premium member so i hope you guys will consider that and we we funnel the money back towards the podcast here so it helps so thank you to all my premium members you are loved and appreciated all of you are but you know the preemies get a little extra shout out um what else i guess that's it man you know a lot going on I'm still working away on my Carmelcorn the Pug comedy special. We're just in the process of editing that.

It should be ready soon. I'm excited. I'll keep you posted when that's up and running. And there you go. So hope you had a good time. Thanks again for being here, everybody. And until next time to steal a pavement pounder's new end tag, chicky-chicky, chalming.

baby bro, that's just the fuck That's just fucking one night Brassamine Do you want me to tell you about the rest of my week