The Harland Highway - 904 - Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH!

Episode Date: September 14, 2017

Harland discusses the HURRICANES with BOY GEORGE and a man of the CLOTH! Also, HAYFEVER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Holy hurricane, right? Man, it has been a rough couple of weeks. A rough month in the U.S. of A with these hurricanes, man. And we're going to dedicate a large part of today's show kind of, you know, trying to be therapeutic and talk about it, work our way through it. I'm hoping that by talking about it will help people. cope with the devastating hurricanes. We have a man of the cloth, a reverend calling in to talk to us about the healing aspect of getting through a hurricane.

So that should be inspirational and calming. And then I think later in the show, we have Boy George, the celebrity singer, calling with his two cents about the hurricane. Hopefully it's healing. and then we're also going to talk about hay fever and plant sex. So it's going to be a good one, folks. Here we go. This is the Harland Highway. Put on your seatbelt.

It's about to get bumpy. Oh, how perfectly awful. I get my kids above the waistline suction. When will they take the bandages off? We don't know who we are. We don't know where we are. You're riding down the Harland Highway. Let us out of here.

Please! Let me tell you, you're starting something here that that's what you should be frightened of. Fuck yeah, bud. Just leave us alone. Sit down, strap in, and shut up. What's going on? What's the matter? I thought maybe if I could kill him, I could make him stop. My mother never breastfed me.

She told me she liked me as a friend. Who are we? This is the Harland Highway. What? It's the Harlan Highway. It's a couple. Well, what a wild couple of weeks we've had the last few weeks here on planet Earth, right? Are you kidding me?

I mean, we had the massive hurricane in Houston. Just wiped out Houston and parts of Texas. And then we got the massive hurricane over Florida. good lord that thing just just leveled everything like historic hurricane and then we've had North Korea firing off more of its test missiles and and the rhetoric ratching up in that tense part of the world and just a lot a lot of unrest and a lot of just craziness in the world. And I guess, you know, to help us cope with it today, you know, talking about these natural disasters and civil unrest and the looming threat of possibly nuclear confrontation with

North Korea. I mean, there's a lot of stress out there. There's a lot of people worried and, you know, the world's like a little topsy-turvy right now. And so to help maybe put things in perspective and calm us down, maybe talk about it on maybe a more spiritual level. We have a pastor who was based out of Galveston, Texas, right where the hurricanes hit. He's a man of God. He runs a chapel down there. And what's it called, Roger? First of all, who's the guy?

It's Pastor Sal? Sal Honeycut. Sal Honeycut. Okay, and what's his chapel called? Sal's House of Sal slashvation. Sal's House of Salvation? Okay, I guess. I mean, you know, name it what you want.

So have we got him? Because I think this would be calming for our listeners. This would be healing. And he's calling in now. Okay, so good. Let's put them through in a second here. Let me set this up. So we have a pastor out of Galveston, Texas.

Sal Honeycutt is his name. He is the pastor at Sal's House of Salvation. And let's just jump to it. Let him talk rather than me talk because he's the one that's got the healing word. So put him through, Rod. This will be good. Hello, Pastor Sal, are you there, sir? Hello, how are you, sir?

Yes, sir, how are you? Boy, oh, boy, how are you coping down there in the storm-ravaged region that you're in? Well, as you know, Mr. Williams, I am a preacher. I'm a man of God, and we made it through by the grace of the good Lord. We rode on his cootails. We made it through the stormy, to Williams, and me and all my flock are safe. We did not lose one single member of our parish, sir, and we are doing good to continue to praise the Lord.

Wow. So, okay, just to put this in context here, Sal, so you're kind of crediting your region, your congregation for making it through this violent storm, you're giving credit to, sounds like, to the big guy up in the sky. Hallelujah, Mr. Williams, that's right. The Lord, give it the Lord, take it the way it. The Lord decides our path. We are just his humble servants, and we bend the way the tree bends in the storm.

If the tree bends down and touches the ground but bounces back up, that is the Lord's will. If the tree bends and the tree snaps and falls to the ground and dies and lives no more and puts oxygen into our world, that is the Lord. You work, Mr. Williams? Yes, yes, okay. Very inspiring, very inspiring, sir. And, you know, I find it fascinating that it sounds like nobody from your congregation, no one from your church was affected during the storm. Where did you all assemble go for safekeeping?

We assembled right here in the Lord's House. In the congregation right here, we sat in the pews, we sat up on the rosary, we set up on the altar, we set up on the altar, He even had some people standing in the restroom, Mr. Williams, as the good Lord blew through this region. He blew through this region as Satan tried to rape us. Yeah, well, wait, you had people sitting in the pews? That is correct, Mr. Williams, lined up shoulder to shoulder, side by side, holding hands and singing the Lord's name as Satan raped the seal. right off the church Satan did what

He raped the land He raped the church He raped the schools He raped the streets Satan raped Gels did Mr. Williams But we persevered in the Lord's house Are you saying that

I'm sorry sir You say Satan raped The land Satan raped the streets Satan bent the community over Mr. Williams. Satan grabbed the community by the hair. Satan bent the community over Satan's couch, and Satan rammed and sodomized the community right up the glory hole.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Okay, Sal, you know, let's tone it down a little here. I feel like There's no toning down The spirit of the Lord Mr. Williams, he shines bright He shines eternal He shines forevermore

And it is the Lord's light That shall protect us From the darkness of Satan's rape machine Satan's rape machine That is correct to Mr. Williams are Okay, so Sal's House of Salvation and your motto over on the door, apparently, is all denominations accept it. That is correct, Mr. Williams.

All denominations are welcome in Sal's House of Salvation. Okay, so you mean any religion at all can come in and feel welcome? When I say denomination, Mr. Williams, I am talking about the almighty dollar bill. I'm talking about a $1 bill. I'm talking about a $5 bill, a $20 bill. Oh, please, put a $100 bill down in my collection plate. All denominations are welcome at Sal's House of Salvation. Hallelujah, how bad, Mr. Williams.

Well, okay, so denomination, you mean that you're referring to money. Hallelujah, it says in God we trust on the very money that we printed here in the United States of a money. America. Wait, wait, I'm sorry to cut you off there, Sal, but so, so you're welcome to any, you're welcoming anyone into your chapel who has money, basically. The Lord's work cannot be done by free. The Lord said be charitable, but do not be a charity, Mr. Williams. And so I need the green if I'm going to spread the scene, if you know what I'm saying. Well, I guess so. I guess everything needs funding. And if I'm going to stop Satan from bending us over and raping us all night long,

putting a pillowcase over our heads in this community, and tying our legs to the bedpost and tying our arms to the bedpost and putting duct tape over our mouths, well, he rapes us, then I shall do what I have to do to stop Satan from raping us, Mr. Williams. Okay, sir, if you could just stop kind of saying, Satan is raping. I'm not sure that has anything to do with a weather system. A weather system is not a weather system.

When it becomes a hurricane, Mr. Williams, if you look at a hurricane, what is the shape of the hurricane, Mr. Williams? I don't know. It's round. And what else is round, Mr. Williams? I don't know. A beach ball? And your assholes round, Mr. Williams.

My asshole. And Satan's asshole is round. Hurricanes are Satan's asshole, and he shits all over the community, and then he bends us down, and Satan rapes us from behind, and puts a brick on the back of our head. All right, sir, I, you know, I want you to be inspirational. I kind of phoned. We had you call in to kind of lift the spirits of people,

and I think we get the Satan raping thing, and now you're saying hurricanes are Satan's asshole. Oh, they're big and they're wide, and Satan has many assholes. He has asshole Harvey. He has asshole Katrina. He's got asshole. You name it any book in the phone booth.

Satan's got many assholes, and Satan will shit on your community. He will blow his satanic farts and knock trees down in your yard, Mr. Williams, he will well... Okay, sir, yes. You're very energetic, Sal. Well, the Lord has put the spark of life inside of me to inspire the people, Mr. Williams.

Okay, well, we're going to go, I think maybe, you know, we get it. You're a pillar in the community, and I guess thank you for kind of lifting up the spirits of our listeners, and, you know, we'll take away from this some, you know, some good thoughts. Well, I wouldn't take too many thoughts, Mr. Williams. I would say, get some masking tape and cover any hole, any office in your body,

because Satan himself is hiding around the corner. Satan himself is ready to jump out of the pages of the pornography book. Satan himself is waiting at the strip parlors and in the booze joints. Satan himself is hiding in the casinos and is hiding in the dirty rooms of little boys playing with dead cats. Okay. And cover yourself because Satan is trying to rape you any check. Okay, enough with the Satan rape. Thank you, Sal, we appreciate it.

Satan will rape you on a bunk bed. He'll double rape you on a bunk bed. Satan will rape you in the back of a scuba. Satan will. All right, we get it. Satan will. God. Boy, oh boy.

Roger, that guy was a little intense, wasn't he? Yikes. Sal Honeycott. I mean, we like inspiration, but that got a little, like, kind of manic for me. I guess Satan is, you know, if you believe in God, you probably believe in Satan. There's dark forces in the world, but it felt like he's got a little. little hung up on Satan raping and stuff. Hey, everybody. Who wants to have better sex? No? Yes. Yes. The answer is yes. You always want to

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so you get your discount and 100% free shipping code Harland. Have fun. Don't throw your back out. So anyways, for those of you that were affected by any of these storms, And I have some friends and some neighbors and people that I know who were affected. And our hearts and prayers and healing thoughts go out to all of them. I have quite a few people I know down in Florida who were impacted. I have friends.

I have some family members down there. And so, you know, wishing and sending all those good healing things. thoughts and hope that everyone made it through without any, you know, the main thing is you don't, you know, suffer any major injuries or loss of life. As much as of a pain in the ass as it is to, you know, replenish your possessions, you know, you can do it. It's a drag. It costs a little money.

You know, sometimes the insurance companies don't exactly make it easy or play ball and then sometimes the insurance companies will surprise you. So whenever your life and your home and your property is disrupted at this level, you kind of, it's kind of like watching an ant nest get kicked open. You know, there's a lot of scurrying around and confusion and slowly, you know, the ants kind of put everything back together again. And that's what happens with us humans. So our prayers and thoughts with all you folks that were affected,

here's hoping you have a speedy, safe, healthy recovery. And God bless you all. And, you know, maybe this podcast provides a little bit of healing with a little bit of laughter, right? So there you go. Let's move on. And as Pastor Sal said, well, what did he say, really? I mean, I don't even know if I can repeat any of it.

So let, Rod, let's just move on, man. Yeah. What else we got? What? No, I don't want anyone else to phone in. Well, we, because we talked about the hurricane, and I don't want to, you know, that guy, the pastor kind of wore me out. I don't want to talk about the hurricane anymore. Who's calling in?

I don't, no, don't put them through. Do not put them through. Do not. What the hell? Who is this, Roger? What the hell is it? Oh, no. Is this who I think it is?

Hello, Harlan. What that? Is that boy, George? Hello, look at you. You got me name, Roy, Holland. Look at an honest there, eh? What are you doing, calling, boy? Oh, look at that.

It's like that you forgot it, eh, Harlan. You know, it's not just boy. It's not George's boy, fucking George, okay? Okay, whoa, what are you calling in for? Well, I just heard your last little topic you did about the hurricanes, and I heard Pastor Sal toting about it, right? Okay. And I thought, I'd call in, and, you know, I'm wondering if maybe I could get, you know,

a hurricane named after me. What? Well, I mean, you've got a name. I'm right. I mean, you got Katrina, you got Harvey, you got Billy, you got fucking Agnes, you got Sarah, you got David, you got fucking Katrina, you got Michelle, you got fucking, you know, Barbara, you got fucking Teresa, you got, you know, Diane, you got fucking, you know, Christopher, you got... Okay, we get it. There's a lot of names. Right, so I'd like mine to be the next hurricane to be Hurricane Boy George. What, are you, are you out of your head? No, I'm not out of me head, Arlen. It's like a great advertising gimmick.

I mean, how much does a celebrity pay for a fucking billboard? I don't know how much you pay for a billboard. Well, it's not cheap, Arlen. Okay. You know how much we pay for a little radio spot? I don't know, a few thousand dollars? Try $5,000 for a 30-second spot, Arland. Okay, and...

Well, if they named a hurricane after me, I mean, think about it. They've been talking about it for two, three weeks this fucking Hurricane Harvey, right? Yeah, okay. And they must have said Hurricane Harvey like five-foughty million times, and not only in the United States of America, but all over the five. planet, right? Okay, yes. They do talk about it by name.

So, if they called it the next big, and I want a category five, I don't want one of these fucking little teeny wankers a category four or a three. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's right. I want a big one, so they talk about it a lot, and they call it Hurricane Boy George, right?

Think of it, Ireland. They have to say me name over and over and over, every fighting 30 seconds, but two, three weeks, and even after the fighting things gone through. Wait a minute, you want, you want the news media, the meteorologist, people in general, to, to what? You want a hurricane, a lethal, devastating hurricane that destroys families' lives, properties, named after you because you think you'll get good publicity because they have to say your name. Well, that's what I'm getting at,

and here's the real kicker all, and it's fucking free, isn't it? What do you mean? It's free. Well, it's free, for fuck's sake, right? I mean, you know, and all they do is they go, oh, here a game boy George. Oh, Errikame Boy George just blew a fucking church over.

Oh, a hurricane boy George is flooding our whole neighborhood. Oh, a hurricane boy George just blew a family down the street. A hurricane boy George just blew a man in the bathroom. Pardon me? I didn't mean that last part. What that? You know, that just seems self-indulgent, self-serving, and really exploitive. You're using a catastrophic, a destructive, life-altering, life-ending event.

Right. To basically exploit your own name and what, sell more of your records or your music? Exactly, obviously, is the mind genius of it, and it's like, well, you know, we could even do things like, you know, make, you know, Boy George Life Jackets, Hurricane Boy George Art Defibrillators, Hurricane Boy George Coffins for the people that don't make it. You see what I mean? And it's like a whole campaign for boy, George. That is fucking twisted and demented, boy. It's boy George, all right? There's never going to be a hurricane, Arland, called Hurricane Boy.

All right? All right, relax. You're the one that's kind of taking advantage of the situation here. Oh, well, you know, it's not easy being an artist, Arland. So, you know, I'm just trying to think of a way to be economical. best way to spread the word on me name, you know, spread my message, and keep my name in the fucking, you know, limelight.

Well, listen here, George, I don't think... It's boy, fine, George. You know what, if you don't say it right one more time, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to get me fucking basement paddled with fighting wood paddling and said, here's the kicker. I'm going to have me fine contractor come over and put wood paneling all over your feet.

fighting face and then I'm going to buy a fighting one pecker costume and I'm going to fight and peck your fucking eyes out, your fucking Wally Knox fucking ball wanker. Will you take it easy? God. So what I'm saying

all in is it's an economical way for me to get publicity. Listen, it's not ethical, okay? You don't get free publicity by naming a category five Hurricane after yourself.

Okay, I'm sorry, dude, but rent a radio spot. Get an ad in a magazine. You know, get a billboard. Oh, right. You're going to pay for it, Arland? No, I'm not going to pay for it. Then, look at this then, you fucking wake. I've just stepped it up a level, eh?

What does that mean? Oh, I don't even want a category five anymore, do I? What? I want a category eight hurricane. called boy fucking George, all right? And I'm even going to name Eli, and name one of me too is Boyfying George, Cargary 8th through America. That is just sick, bro.

You know, people would die of a category 8 ever hit? Well, as long as it's not enough that, you know, I can't sell out my potting shows. Are you... You know what? I've had enough for you, George. It's boy fucking... charge it. If you don't get right, one more time, I'm going to go to a fine library, find

a fine book about fucking ant eaters, and I'm going to fucking smash in your face, because you're a fucking fat, purple antieter fucking asshole. You know what, dude? I don't need this. I just got finished hearing from Sal Honeycutt and how Satan's raping everyone, and you're calling to take advantage. advantage of the damn hurricane. Well, look at you, Mr. Winybats. Why don't you go sit on a pineapple, get some whipped cream, and make a pineapple parfe with your fucking purple asshole, you fuck?

You know what? Get out of here, George. He's boy fucking George, and I'm going to put a lava lamp in you. Get out of here! Man! Roger, can somebody have some compassion here today? and somebody have a normal conversation about the hurricanes? Jesus!

I mean, I'm trying to do a podcast here, and I've already used up almost a whole show on kind of the worst side of a hurricane. You know how a hurricane they say there's the dirty side and the not-so-dirty side? I feel like these two, you know, boy George and Pastor Sal Honeycutter, pardon me, but I feel like, like they're being a bit exploitive here.

You know, Pastor Sal saying, you know, all denominations welcome, and he's talking about money. And then boy George wants to have a hurricane named after him as part of a promo, a tour promo thing. Like a publicity stunt at the expense of everything. God, you know what, Roger, do a commercial. Let's chill the hell out.

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We will keep you notified as events on fall. Okay, so, yeah, I don't know if you gang

have noticed it or not, but the last several podcasts, you know, you might be able to hear my voice as a little

a little nasally, a little stuffy. I sound a little more like deviated septomy than I normally do. I mean, on a good day, I've got bad, like, you know, Darth Vader breathing. But there's this thing that goes on every year called hay fever season. And I think where you are and you're part of North America, it's probably happening. It seems to be the spring.

in the fall. And when I lived back up in Toronto in Canada, it was like when it hit me up there, man, oh, it was brutal. Like itchy eyes and runny nose and itchy throat. And if I touched my eyes

and tried to itch them a little bit, forget it. That just, you know, it makes you itch harder. You know, you've had that, right? You start itching and then it makes you itch harder and harder and harder. And you're like, ah,

and then, you know, Next thing, you know, you've almost welded your eyes shut. They're so puffy and red, and then they start watering, and it's, oh, God. So usually California is pretty good, because we, you know, we have kind of like nice dry air out here. There's no humidity. It's like a hot heat. It's not a humid heat. And so the air's kind of, when it's not polluted, it's kind of, it's kind of like good air.

And you don't get the pollen effect. you don't get the hay fever effect as bad at least i don't as bad as i did when i lived back in toronto but this year for some reason man ever since i got back from burning man it's been rough like my my nose is all like you know i sound like snuffle out i think it's for crying and uh and my eyes oh my god if if i start rubbing them like i just said it just keeps going so I hope you'll forgive me for sounding like a snot machine for the last few podcasts

and just know the grief and the pain I'm going through. Yeah, right, Harlan. There was just two giant hurricanes, okay? Get over yourself. But I'm just saying it's uncomfortable. It's not easy. And I don't know why the plants do it.

I think, like, when the pollination process happens, it's like, I think it's plants having sex. If you'll pardon my language, I think plants are fucking somehow. I think they, I think they kind of shoot their spores up into the sky or their pollen or whatever that is. It's like this dusty, like, weird crap that, you know, plants expel. And it gets into the air. know if it's like plant sperm that's floating through the air i don't what the hell is pollen and by the way for all you birds that like eat it and all you bees that suck it you might want to ask yourself what you're eating and sucking because if it is plant sperm i wouldn't want to be you so anyways all

this gun gets in the air and i guess the plants are getting it on having a giant orgy and so Why do I have to pay for their erotica? You know? Why do us common folk have to pay for the plants to get their groove on, man? You know, there shouldn't be a side effect of plant sex. How is it that plant sex equals me going through three weeks of eye-stinging, nose-clogging misery? Could you imagine if that happened, you know, if just, you know people had sex

you could always tell someone's had sex if your friends got it near you're like oh hey Bill hey Diane um did I just see you two come out of the Coke closet there

what were you doing in there because uh I'm fucking stuffed up right now and were you fucking yeah you were weren't you well thanks a lot my eyes are going to stink for three days you perverts

so you know I don't get the biology of it all but you know every season I got to go through this hell but like I said normally it's pretty good I can cope with it it's not bad but this year oh man

the plants must be in sex overdrive man I don't know why but their sperm is getting in my eyes man and in my nose and in my throat yuck I'm going to have to get my pumice stumped, like, freaking, you know, Rod Stewart or something, man.

Yeah, doctor, look, I've got a stomach full of plant sperm. You think you can pump it out for me? Yeah. And why are you, why am I sniffling in front of you, doctor? She just had sex down in the cafeteria or something. So anyways, I feel like I'm on the back end of it now. I feel like this podcast, it's been less than the previous two. And I purposely didn't shine a light on it because I didn't want you guys to focus on and go,

oh, interesting podcast, but listen to his nasal drip. So I'm purposely, I kind of waited until it was starting to subside. And so now I think by the next podcast, you're going to have a perfectly clean bill of health for your host here. It'll be no more sniffling, no more, you know, slurring and slurping and sloshing. It'll be a nice, crisp, clean, mucus-free podcast just for you, okay? So there you go. So I hope you're not suffering through plant sex and pollination and hay fever. Ugh, it's really uncomfortable.

So it's like having an itch you can't scratch. So there you go. We'll end it there. Let's get to some announcements, ma'am, because we're getting real close to my first stand-up comedy club date of the fall. Speaking of the fall, we're talking September 21st to September 24th for Portland, Oregon. Yeah, baby. Portland, Oregon at the Helium Comedy Club.

I think this will be my third time up there. Third or fourth, and just love it, man. Really cool club. Great city. I love walking all around in Portland. I just have a good time up there. So I hope you'll come out and see me. I always have great crowds, great shows.

And I would love to see you guys come see me in Portland, Oregon. And hopefully, with all the madness going on in the world, I can put a little laughter in your heart, man. Put a little chuckle on your face. bros. And then after that, the following weekend, September 28th to October 1st. I'll be back in Chicago. I'll be just outside of Chicago at the Schaumburg Improv.

Excellent club. I love it there. So make sure you come see me there. And then I'll be back in L.A. in October, October 12th to the 15th at the Irvine Improv. Same place I shot my caramel corn in the pub. special, which I will have news on that very soon. We are still editing. And then off to Buffalo.

There's another Helium Comedy Club in Buffalo. I'll be there November 2nd to the 5th. And then later on in November, I'll be in San Jose, California, November 16th to the 19th at the improv. And then Edmonton, November 23rd to the 26. So lots of cool stuff. go to harlo williams.com and you can book your tickets in advance just go to the stand-up comedy tour link and you can check it all out baby while you're there don't forget you can write me at harlo williams.com there's a contact link or you can phone me and leave a voice message yeah i get

some real interesting ones you might get on the air if you want to call me and ladies if you're listening can you please call we don't get enough calls from the girls i'm starting to wonder if any girls even listen to me. I'm starting to feel like I'm not feeling much like the sex object I normally do. I feel like I don't want my podcast to be a sausage party.

I love all our male listeners, but I mean, girls, please. Some of you just call in and say anything. Say your name. Just let me know you're out there, man. Please. 3-23-739-430.

3.30. 323739. 43330 is our phone number, and it's an old school message set up. It takes about six rings before it picks up, but you'll get there. We may use your voicemail on the show. So say something cool. Funny, stupid, happy, sad, angry, not angry, whatever. Just love to hear from you. And girls, yes. Get on it, girls. You want this to be a male-dominated podcast? No, let's hear your voices, man. Phone and tell me anything you want. Be dirty, be clean, be sexy, be non-sexy, chew a hot dog, blow a bubble, I don't care. Let me hear your hay fever mucus, something.

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And we're on iTunes. The Cousins Rattlesnake Love is the name of our album. And maybe there's a cool tune on there that you want to download or listen to. So thanks, guys. Thank you, everybody. Thank you for being here. Once again, to all our hurricane victims. I'm sure I speak on behalf of all the pavement pounders.

Our prayers and thoughts are with you. We hope you didn't sustain much damage or more. Importantly, loss of life or injury, we certainly hope and wish you well and hope you rebuild quickly and get back to normal. Sorry that you had to suffer through that, especially to, you know, the people that I know down there. And everyone stick together and you will overcome. You will not let Satan rape you ever again. Jeez. So that's it.

That's it for today. Thank you for being here. Tell your friends to get on the Harlan Highway for gosh sakes, right? Share the laughter. And that's it, babies. Until next time, Chicken, Chalmy, baby! Because you're a fine, fat, purple, anti-de-de-de-fucking asshole.