The Harland Highway - NEW HARLAND HIGHWAY #73 - VIOLENT J - Bandmember of The INSANE CLOWN POSSE! We talk igloo love, meaning in music, and Big Money Hustlas!

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

Violent J from the INSANE CLOWN POSSE reveals some of the deeper meaning of their songs. We also talk about the Big Money Hustla's Movie, and making sweet igloo love! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do you remember there used to be a documentary reality was called The Secret. You know what? I don't remember because no one told me about it. It was a secret. You know what I mean? But it was it like a number one seller and a bestseller and all that, you know. But nobody knows about it. Well, everybody does but you. But that's what I'm saying, though. It was a book and a documentary and all that about the laws of attraction.

And that's what it is. You have to manifest anything you like. I don't care if you have nothing. I don't care if you were born living under a rock, kind of like you. Never hearing about the secret. You can still manifest it and make it happen. Dude, you might be the most positive evil clown I've ever met. You're riding down the Harland Highway.

All right, hold tight on the Harland Highway Show. Harland Williams. You're going to have your cans on? I'm putting my cans on because I, you know, I want to hear the theme music. you know. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's all about the music, right, bro? Being the cans makes you feel like you're doing it. You can judge your volume on the mic and all that. Yeah, yeah. And you know, if anyone knows how to work, a mic, it's you power player. A mic is my weapon. A mic, yeah, a mic is like your instrument. It's your tool. It is. It's like if you were a, if you were a knight, the mic would be like your sword.

You know, me and my brother have a philosophy that you can do anything. You can do anything with the power words. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? So a microphone can be a fucking pretty heavy tool, you know what I mean? Fuck, yeah, the power of words. Didn't Shakespeare say that once when he was at Pizza Hut with his girlfriend? Shakespeare wouldn't even be a Shakespeare if it wasn't for the words. It wasn't for ye words.

That's right. The power of the lingo. The power of the words. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Holland Highway podcast. Now, that's right, ladies and gentlemen. you're here and we're going to play some music uh how do you like that theme song bro it's pretty generic right no it's rocking this rock okay well ladies and gentlemen welcome we have a very very special show today an old mate of mine from out in the outback uh you're not going to believe who's here

i barely believe who's here violent j from the insane clown posse whoop whoop in the house man dude how are you man i'm i'm doing really good man i mean i didn't know that being old getting this age would be so awesome if i'd have known that being this age would be as cool as it is i wouldn't have worried about getting older brother oh dude getting old is the best are you in the adult diaper phase yet now i haven't hit that oh wait to you wait to you get into that it's like walking around in a bowl of pudding that's what's sad oh I still got that to look forward to. Dude, you're going to love it.

I mean, I've had a couple of incidences, but I don't need a full time just yet. You know what I mean? I got that still on the horizon. Be honest. Have you ever had a blowout on stage? Like you're doing a show and you... Brother, everybody in rock and roll knows that's an extremely common thing. Wait, like crapping your pants on stage?

Anything like that. Yeah, you got to realize you have to perform every night. You can't leave. What you're doing, no matter how you feel, there's so much going on, you know. So when you're on tour, especially when you're on tour and you're eating all that shit, you know, and, um... Yeah, like you're jamming the late night Popeyes and the Taco Bell and the, oh, yeah. You're going out drinking and being hungover and your stomach bubble-lating. See, Shakespeare wouldn't even know that word.

Bubble-laden. We invented a new word. And, you know, you had to go on, though. Yeah, you got it. You can get a flu. Plus the temperatures, you know, you're on stage, it's 95 degrees, right? Sometimes you come off stage at fucking 20 degrees, you know. Then you're in the bus, and the bus might have the air on,

and it's back to hot and it's back to cold, and all that temperature, getting sick on the road is always. Then there's 10 guys in a bus, so if one guy gets sick, everybody's sick. So now everybody's sick, bubbleating in the gut. You know what I'm saying? And you have to do the show. Wait, don't make it sound delicious. Like, now bubble it and sounds like thirst quenching, and I don't like that.

Well, sometimes it's time for the percolator, but it's also time for the show, you know what I mean? So when it's happening like that, you? Well, wait, have you ever been on stage, like in the middle of ripping out a song and just like, like a full unload? Like a full shart. Where I'm actually worried about it coming down my leg and I always wear shorts on stage. Like you had to abandon stage, like, you're like, no, no. Okay. But there's been plenty of wet, far.

Yeah. Yeah. You ever, you ever wet fart the crowd? Like you just grab the mic. I got a wet one. You just put that mic on your crack and let them have it. Bro. You Durand, Duran them. You're starting this off with things I never thought I'd be talking about publicly. But since you want the info, I'm going to give it to you. I mean, they got to know, I got to know, the whole world got a know. You know that the crowd is literally grabbing your ankles. They're right there. Okay. So they're right face level. with your anus anyway. You know what I'm saying? On many venues, where their faces is right there.

So it's like an anus crowd. Right. Now, they might not hear what's going on because it is very loud. Yeah. But it's definitely something going on, you know, right at that level is all I'm going to say. Well, let me ask you this. You're a musician. You're in a top band.

Well, that's, that's debatable. That's debatable, but we're here talking about it. And you know sounds, you know music. Let's say you're doing a song, you got one percolating. What was the word bubble, bubble, baiting? Yeah, yeah. And somehow because you're a musician, you just know that that thing's going to come out like a B flat or a C sharp or an F sharp. And you go, you know what, this would, this note would fit perfect with this song.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like it's just the perfect Kenny G aspect. Blaster. Well, you know, if you know it's coming. Yeah. If you know it's coming, there's all sort of things you can do with it. Yeah, you can incorporate it. You can almost feel what note it's going to be by how hard it's coming out the tuba.

You know what I'm saying? So you can already predict, you know. Yeah. But the real fear, my friend, is what you don't know is coming. You get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Because you're jumping around at full maximum physical. Like me and Shaggy always say, we are right at the physical peak of our.

ability because when we're performing you just know we're always about to throw up because we're right at that at the end of our wind you know what I'm saying so when you're moving around like that you jump around like that is the unexpected that you have to worry about you know what I'm saying well you know what's awesome about talking about getting older as you get older the toots and the flutes are only going to get more frequent and so now maybe as you guys tour more you can start to think about incorporating them into the tunes and time them because it's going to be a lot more. There's going to be like a harmony, a symphony coming out of your shorts. It is damn near a symphony up there when, you know, with the amount of physical energy

we're exerting and the amount of chili cheese fries and waffle house we're eating and the amount of cheap liquor we're guzzling, it can be quite the symphonic orchestra up there. Don't you love the waffle? house. You ever do this, you order two waffles instead of eating them, you just slap them on the side of your head and pretend your princess Leah? Yeah, I was going to tell you about the symphony

again. It can definitely be quite the horn section up there. Just moving right fast the waffle out of the... Because you lost me I know, I know, I know. It's a very yeasty question. Folks, Violent Jays here. The insane clown posse. One of the most radical wild musical groups of the last three, four decades even.

And I got to start with a little list of, you know, kind of the obligatory questions. Let's get them out of the way. And then we'll jump right in, buddy. You want to enjoy some of this frothy beverage? Dude, look at this. We got Fago. How do you say it? Fago.

Fago. How do you say it? Well, Fago. Fago. Yeah. Yeah, Fago. Yeah. Orange.

And what flavor is yours? um delicious fruity and um quite um bubbleated is the uh raspberry blueberry flavor which is uh yeah that's the thing about fago they've got like 42 flavors you know what i mean i didn't know that man cotton candy wow uh sour apple they they do soda in ways soda's never been done and that's why i love fango you know what i'm saying do they have old lady bathwater because that's my favorite not yet oh god have you uh i can just taste the skin flakes i don't know why i don't know why Why they haven't incorporated that into such tasty things like pineapple watermelon and raspberry blueberry? They're going to make raspberry blueberry.

Why not make senior psoriasis? Polly's on his way. You know what I mean? Because if we could think about it, if we could think it up, how could they not? You know what I mean? Dude, think about it. It's a hot, blistery day, summer, your pool side. What's going to cool you down faster than a summertime psoriasis?

That's what I'm saying, a little old lady's sweat. Right, dude? some sponge bath water just chug like just pretend this is sponge bath water just stick my face in and go you know oh that's some good old skin flake right there all right so the obligatory question we got to get them out of the way there's only about four and then we and then we dive in bro come on we dive in like a couple of polywogs jumping into a sperm bank yeah man i that's the perfect way described it makes me want to jump in cannonball style imagine jumping cannonball style into a sperm bag

there'd be unborn children everywhere no I don't think about that what was the question you were getting at here we go first these are the obligatory ones I have to ask no doubt and then we move first question have you ever tasted human flesh oh yeah I did fucking not even four hours ago these have to be asked yeah uh what time is it probably like three maybe three hours ago, not even. Second question. Where are the bodies buried?

There's a overpass in southwest Detroit over the Rouge River, and there's a giant, there's giant cement post that hold up the freeway. And if you go under the freeway where the overpass is, there's a hole in one of the giant posts. There's a big, like almost like a wrecking ball, hit a hole in it. Okay. And they're in there. Perfect.

Because you have to tear down the whole fucking freeway to even get in there. You know what I mean? And they're not tearing that down anytime soon. It's almost like a tomb sponsored by the city. Yeah. Well, yeah. But you need two people. The hole is up top of the post.

So you need two people to sort of guerrilla press the body before you can even put it in the hole. Because one person, they can be able to, unless you're Brock Lesnar, you're not going to be able to press it up and get it in the hole. You need two people. I'm not trying to point out any accomplices, but shaggy being down a long time. You know what I mean? It's all I'm going to say about that. But that's where they're at, though. Okay, good.

Look, we had to ask, since you already spoke to this, what tastes better, a human femur or a scapula? What do you go to at a barbecue? What's your go-to bone? The femur or the scapula? Or it could be a tibia. I mean, it could be a, you know. Well, the pussy ain't on there on the list. Hang on.

Well, it says there's no bones in a pussy, so technically it's not. But as a default, if you haven't eaten a bone in less than three months, yes, pussy does qualify. So pussy? I was going to say, because there's a bone in my girl's pussy all the time. It's mine, but it's definitely got a bone in it. That is the correct answer. All right. And then last question, and then we're going to jump in, Violent.

We're going to jump into this interview so deep. It'll be like two buck-toothed gophers digging into Dolly Parton's underwear on a Thursday night. All right, all right. The last question. And be honest this time. Okay. How old were you when you murdered your parents? He's hissing.

No, because I didn't really plan on giving my age away because it's about to happen. You know what I mean? And it hasn't happened yet. And if I give my age, I'm not to give my age. You get what I'm saying? You just put me on blast like that, Holland. I come on your shoulder. It's cool.

Fourth thing you asked me is my age. We're cool. All I'm going to take away from this is it's clear to me that they had it coming and they're going to get it. Right. It's coming. That's right. They have it coming. They have it coming.

And it sounds like they earned it. I mean, you didn't even say anything about it. And I think they earned it. They got a coming. And if I don't act up fast, it's probably going to happen anyway. And I need to make that statement. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I don't have that much time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Getting up there. And little buddy's got to show the mommy and daddy that he loves them. Before mommy and daddy ain't around to show them the way I want to. Are they going in the way? the hole under the underpass, or do they get their own little, because their parents,

they get their own little spot? Well, you know, like I said, if it doesn't happen soon, I'll fuck it up and not get the chance to happen. And Shaggy's on tour pretty much for the rest of the year, and I don't have anybody to help me guerrilla press them up through the hole. So I didn't think about that either. Hello? Really?

I could, dude, I could help you lift. My man. I do trust you, though, and I know you've done things like that before, so I don't think you would just go running off at the mouth about it, so maybe we could hook something like that. So let me just say it out loud. Do you need help murdering your parents, and B, do you want me to help you murder your parents?

No, I didn't say anything like that. I was just talking about hiding him. I got the shit handled myself. It's something I want to take care of. But if you want to help me afterward, do the lift the heavy weight, sure, but you want to just come all in the last. second into the fun part I've been planning? Nah,

homie, that's me. Do the word selfish ring a bell? Maybe I want to get in on murdering your parents. Well, it's something I've been talking about doing for 45 years, and you're just going to come along in 15 minutes and just get to enjoy the freshness with me? No, brother. Brother?

Just selfish. Just selfish, but I still love you. Good. Love me enough to help me get rid of the heavy weight. Good. I'll help you lift. I got one of those belts, you know, the belts with the Velcro strap that go around your way.

waste? Good. Like, they can support your pelvis? Yeah, yeah. We'll bring two of those because I'm not allowed to lift over 25 pounds, so you're going to have to do the bulk of it. Okay. Okay, we got through the, we got through the obligatory questions.

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Easy. Well, I'm getting excited, bro. I'm happy you're here. I'm really happier here, man. By the way, I'm going to get into our history, but Violent Jay and I did a movie. together. That's where we first met. But before I jump into that, tell us about the history quickly of the insane clown posse. Where did it come from? Where did this thing sprout from, man? It's so cool. We were two, we started out four of us in Detroit. We were huge wrestling fans, pro wrestling fans. Oh, right on. And when we turned about 17 hip hop started to overtake that love. You know, we knew we were going to be wrestlers one day. Oh, yeah. We knew it.

But at 17, hip hop started to overtake that passion, and we wrestled it for a long time. We didn't want to say, all right, fuck wrestling. We're going to do rap now. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because we had already put so much energy and time into wrestling. Yeah.

But anyway, we ended up saying, fuck it, we're going to do hip hop. And so we did hip hop. And once we started it, we knew failure wasn't an option. We knew we'd do this forever. And did you just love it? Like, did it, like, speak to you? Or you're like, this is awesome. It was awesome.

It was my. calling and it took a long time to accept that it wasn't wrestling because since from like the sixth grade until i was like 17 or 18 i had known i was going to be a wrestling so to shaggy but we accepted it hip-hop's what it is and what's funny is that in when we had our first gold record it's your first not many people by the way not many people can say oh our first like how many do you have by the way oh man we got like five that's that's major okay that's That's impressive. Keep going.

I'm proud. Way to go. But we, because we had put so much positive energy toward knowing we're going to be wrestlers. Yeah. That when we were, when I was 26, right, the WWE contacted us and asked us to make some ring music for a team they had, right? And we said, wait a minute, do you motherfuckers know we wrestle? And they were like, no. And next thing you know, we flew to Connecticut.

wrestled in front of Vince McMahon, and then we debuted at SummerSlam. Yeah. Wrestling. So the point is, believe in the powers of positive thinking and the laws of attraction. I love that. Because even though we changed our dream, we had already applied the proper energy toward that dream. Yeah. So it came to us anyway.

Like if you still want it, here it is. Yeah. And we took it. And we did it for a few months until it became a job and then we quit. But it came to us. Yeah. Because we had already manifested it. What's really cool about that story is A, you hit two dreams.

Most people in their life are lucky if they hit one or even get halfway to one. So you're wrestling checklist, your music checklist. And I think it's really cool when you're going for a dream and you're so intensely into it. And as you said, focused. And all of a sudden something comes up on the radar. you weren't even expecting and goes blip and you go, holy fuck, I like this even more. Like, isn't that a wild feeling when it just kind of slammed you in the face?

You remember there used to be a documentary out. It was called The Secret. And it was a book. It was a documentary. It was everything. You know what? I don't remember it because no one told me about it. It was a secret.

You know what I mean? But it wasn't like a number one seller and a best seller and all that, you know. But nobody knows about it. Well, everybody does but you. But that's what I'm saying, though. Wait a minute. It isn't secret like a women's underarm deodorant? It is also, but if they call it a secret, it's sarcasm because it's not a secret no more.

To everybody but you though, brother. But anyway, fuck me over then. Thanks. You're just the last to know. Thanks all your dirty whisperers. 24 years after the fact, I'll put you up on the secret. It was a book and a documentary and all that about the laws of attraction. And that's what it is.

You have to manifest anything you want. You could be a motherfucking. Alaskan snow crab farmer slash Talk to me Slash Ukrainian actor not asteroid projector Do you just name my two fucking things bro?

Right and if you put the right energy toward that Yeah It will happen you know what I'm saying I don't care if you have nothing I don't care if you were born living under a rock Kind of like you never hearing about the secret You can still manifest it and make it happen Dude, you might be the most positive evil clown I've ever met.

Now, let me ask you this, violent. Yes. You've hit two of them. You've manifested. I love it that you have that positive energy that you made that happen for you. At this stage in your life, as we just talked about me and you were getting closer to the pudding diapers. Right. Is there a third thing that you would dare manifest and make happen?

Or is your cup full? Because you have a lot going on. Is there a third thing that you would dare kind of chase or try to bring to fruition? Honestly, no. And I'll tell you why. Because you're right, I did get to a cheap, two major dreams. Huge.

You know, wanted to do hip-hop for a living. Yeah. And I wanted to pro-restle, you know. Yeah. And I did both of those. So there are two dreams I still have that I yet to accomplish. And they're not dreams because I don't have dreams. I have missions.

dude i'm liking this energy yes and um i didn't accomplish the only two missions i didn't accomplish yeah are very fairly easy to accomplish so i haven't been on on a quest to do them i've just been enjoying life but there's two things can you tell us what they are absolutely okay one of them is to visit japan okay that's very easy i just did it this year that's what i'm saying my brother did it too i'm actually going on new year so that's an easy You're going to love it. Yeah, that's an easy. Well, it's easy unless the plane crashes.

But my goal was to visit rule Japan, not, not, um, tourist Japan. You want to rule, you want to rule, you want to be a dictator and rule, no. I want to visit the country where the ninjas train. Oh, rural, rural Japan. I want to visit the mountains where the ninjas actually trained, not like, you know, because that's when I developed the goal. I was a huge martial arts fan. Yeah.

And the ninjas come from Japan. And so as a kid, I said, I will go there one day, right? The other thing I said is, as a kid, is I want to go to Alaska and fuck in an igloo. Because if you're in a frozen igloo, what better place to enjoy some warm pussy than a frozen igloo? And wearing, like, a caribou husk. Right. Or hide. With a thing full of raw fish.

hanging off a hook in the corner and obviously you're with this fine-ass Eskimo chick and you're both underneath a big furry walrus coat blanket. The only thing tough about that is you know, a lot of women want you to say their name when they're making love.

And they got to, yeah. And when you're with an Eskimo and no offense, but you know, imagine me, how's that feel? Hung to Tunkkunkabapa hunk to hunkabotankabot-a-hung. Like, they're tongue twisters, but you get through it because I've done it. I've made love in an igloo.

Oh, damn. And here's where your ego gets boosted, violent. And I don't want to be too graphic, but it's cold in there. Right. So when you're doing the deed, when you're making sweet Eskimo love, when you're making sweet to tuk-hunk-tunk-tunk-hunk-love, and you're going in and out, buddy, steam's coming up off of it.

Oh, no. And you feel like a locomotive driving through Freddie Krueger's underpants. like you're just you know you got that and it's so cold in the igloo it's steaming it's like a bowl a clam chowder just offering itself up to the gods which is probably melting the roof of the waked igloo making rain dripping it gets weter than you've ever had wet sex in your life right yeah and your body on top of her is just glistening from the the sort of not the coldest uh drops because they are freshly melted by the heat of your body. Well, let's call it what it is, pussy steam.

That's keep it real. And that's falling upon you in sprinkles causing erotic-style glistening. Bingo, and here's what happens, Violent. You get so excited, you get so uber excited, you get as hard as a narwhal. And they're native to that area. Do you know what a narwhal is? No. They're the whales with the giant spike on the end of their nose.

You're like a narwhal going in and out of the magic underwater cave where the littlest mermaid learned to masturbate. That's exactly why I want to do it. I thought so. You know what I mean? Do you know her? Just you have a sister or something? It was a one-nighter.

Oh, I know her sister. Her sister, unga-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong-tong. You got to do that. They're from the east side of that, where they... The lower east side, you know what I'm saying? It's like from the Harlem of Igloo country. It's easier to, it can be pronounced, but unless you're from that region,

you've got to sort of hit the lower, the fourth vertebrae on the bottom of your, just above your shoulders. Oh, yeah. To really get the, uh, out of that. You got it. It's just, it's just how you enunciate. But when I was a kid, I thought if you go to Alaska and you get some pussy,

you're definitely in an igloo. Oh, yeah. But now, now, now, that I've grown, I see that there are cities in Alaska that have gas stations and restaurants and hotels, but my vision is to actually be in the fucking

igloo. That's what you want, because that's the pure vision. And I got to be honest, even though the Eskimo societies are now more advanced, I love the purity of them living in an igloo. That's their culture. That's what they came out

of. That's what they were raised up in. And all of a sudden, you see an Eskimo, not in a fur smock or a hide of a caribou or a seal now they're in an adidas t-shirt they're wearing nikes and they're driving a snowmobile it's not the same she's pulling up to the fucking igloo and an uber yeah it's like come on man what happened to my vision you know what I'm saying she's got the fucking yeah she got a tablet with her and shit you know I want to see yeah the way I pictured it you know I'm saying yeah like dog sled just dog sled right in there I'll tell you

you about one of the funnest things I ever did, and you might want to try this after you pop your igloo cherry, I had an orgy in an igloo. And what happens is you stuff them in, like it's, it's only so big, and it's got that little doorway, that little doorway, and when you get in there and you got 60 or 65 bodies pumping and getting oily and sweaty, it looks like the igloo's taking a shit. When you get that lubricated, it starts popping people out that little tubular front door it's like and that's a hot thing that adds to the eroticism dude it's just wild well you know since we're gonna just let's just point out the poca doted elephant in the room why don't we okay i come on your podcast brother yeah and i reveal a a lifetime goal of mine that i've yet to

accomplish yeah which is to have sex and igloo right and don't think i didn't catch how i'm over here confession confessing my truth about how i've never accomplished this dream of mine which is to have singular sex with any woman Eskable woman in an igloo and you have to point out that you had not only had sex in a fucking Alaskan igloo

but you had an orgy. Orgy, yeah. All right? And we put two igloos together. Yeah. Alaskan Eskimoian hotties that they're popping out the front of it like they're just shooting out like a pinball machine.

Right. Well, Goodway. to make me sound under impressive because my lifetime goal is something you did on a fucking off-night tour stop with Harlan William Groupies lined up fucking four Alaskan blocks long. I'll tell you, bro, I was just up there hunting walrus, and it just almost fell in my lap, pulled up to the edge of the ice flow with the dog sled and the team, the husky, two different color eyes.

And we also had Marilyn Manson on the dog sled team because he's got two different colored eyes. So he was leading the fucking dog sled team. And we were just hunting walrus, those big fat fox. I call them mannities with teeth. Did you bump into the abdominal snowman out there? The abdominal snowman? Yeah, because you're about to meet the abdominal whole man

when I get out there because I'm laying everything I see. Wow. I'm laying every female from Anchorage to Eubanks. the only thing you got to be aware of buddy when you're out there jumping from girl to girl in Alaska just make sure you don't get the snow crabs they're big they're big and they bite and they're delicious when cooked crab for yeah if you if you take a hot enough bath you can eat your own crabs uh holy god i love it all right where are we going now um oh i wanted just because we're talking about getting old and i thought of something

that you and Shaggy could do when you get really old. When you retire, you could open an IHAPA, an international, what is it? I wrote it down. International, insane house of posse pancakes. IHoppa. Wow.

When you guys want to hang it up and just chill out, still have a little money come in, you two open an IHoppa p pah and you serve up flapjacks. Have you heard of, um, Huddle House? Yeah. Harlan Huddle House. Wow.

Are we going to have a pancake war here, bro? I'm saying. Are we throwing down Flapjack's guy? I'm saying bring it to nothing to it but to do it. I got a spatula in the car. You ever take two pancakes and put them on your ears and pretend your Princess Leia? Not since we talked about it last time, but it sounded more appealing every time. That's starting to sound pretty damn interesting.

All right, so let's jump to how we met. Okay, so we go back along and what is it, maybe 20 years? Give or take five more, give or take, yeah, a couple of decades. Yeah, something like that. So here's what happened. I'm kicking around in Hollywood doing my movies. And my manager and agent called me up and say, hey, the insane clown posse is doing a movie.

They want you to be in it. Yeah, yeah. And so I was in part, right, you'll hip to the hip hop world. That wasn't my wheelhouse. I was like kind of pop music, heavy metal, Iron Maiden type of guy. So I go, oh, let me look up and see who they are.

So I went on and I looked and as soon as I saw you guys, I was like so tripped out. I was like, that looks so, you guys look so fucking cool. Like I was super excited and said, okay, well, now I got to listen to the music. I feel bad I didn't know the music, but I'm just being honest. and I put on the first song I put on of yours, guys,

was it was the, I wrote it down, what was it? Oh, Mr. Johnson's head. Oh, hell yeah. It was the very, can I read a few lyrics? So this is the first thing I heard. This is from your song, Mr. Johnson's head. It goes, I couldn't stand the pressure, not another day. I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway.

I sat up in his class, he hung a rebel flag, I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag I couldn't stand the pressure not another day I didn't like the fucker Mr. Johnson anyway I sat up in his class he hung a rebel flag

I cut the bigot's head off and I stuffed it in my bag yes and I just went you know I'll be honest I'm going to be totally honest at first I was kind of appalled but I was excited and I was like sort of interested

but I was like this is sort of vile but then I also went fuck this is what i love about america you can you can say and do stuff like that some people are going to love it some people might be offended by it some people might be eh but i just love that i knew you guys were expressive you were artists and your stuff like i gotta say that appeals to so many people because there's a lot of like kind of young youthful angst mixed into a lot of your songs yeah well it's no different music is no different thing it's like the old video stores, you know.

You walk into a fucking blockbuster, right? Yeah. Just like walking into an old record store. You got everything you want. There's romance. In music, there's romance. You know what I mean? You can go right to the kind of artists that sing ballads or R&B.

Yeah. There's high-actane energy. You can go right to a fast band, you know, this speed metal or something or whatever you're into. And there's horror. Yeah, yeah. You know, you could go to something like insane clown posse or some Maryland Manson or stuff like that or some of the, some of the old Ozzy and, you know, Black Sabbath and stuff

used to touch on elements like that. Yeah. Even one of the first horror videos people did under credit was Michael Jackson's thriller. Yeah, yeah. Him turning into his hobby and shit, yeah, you know. But everything should be in the music store that's, I mean, everything is in a music store that's in a movie store, you know, it's something for everybody. It's artistic freedom of speech and everyone.

should be able to express themselves and no matter what the range. I think that's right. And that was part of what yours did because it was shocking to me. I'd never seen or heard a presentation like yours and the lyrics. And I was like, but I also went, you know what, this is crazy, but this is the beauty of America. And what's kind of scary nowadays, it feels like that's starting to get tampered down a little bit with all that's going on, which I don't like. Well, anybody trying to stop.

Okay, like, I know our music came for everybody. I know our music is for a selective few, you know what I mean? But that's what's cool is we don't shove our shit down nobody's throat. Like, in other words, you won't hear us on a radio. We don't have any hits. Yeah. Not one hit, you know. It's because you're not going to have to sit through what we do while you're waiting to hear what you love.

We don't open for nobody. We never went on tour and opening for anybody. Yeah. You don't have to sit through our vulgarities and our show while you're waiting to see your favorite band. Yeah, yeah. We don't subject what we do to anybody that don't want to see it. Yeah. But we don't want nobody coming into our world trying to stop us.

Yeah, yeah. You know, it's like if somebody does a certain kind of music you don't like, you don't have to fucking listen. Yeah. You know what I mean? But don't go and try to stop them because you hate it so much. Yeah. Like, I don't like country music myself.

Yeah, yeah. But I don't want to go out and stop the motherfuckers from doing it. You know what I mean? I want them to be able to do it and people that love it to love it. Yeah. It's not for me. me? You know what I mean? Yeah. A guy should be able to sing about a relish stain on his shirt. If you want. The same way you should be able to sing about stuffing your teacher's head in a bag,

right? That's right. Now, let me ask you this, was there ever a conscious effort for you guys? Because, you know, you have to think in the course of a musical career, it would be interesting or it would be great even to have a radio hit. Did you and Shaggy ever sit down and go, you know what? We've done all this stuff. It's never, we know it's not going to get radio play. But why don't we sit down and write a song that maybe, you know, what's, is it Megadeth that has that song, I got a, uh, what's that, they have that. They got that one song that was a hit.

That real mellow song. They had the Sandman and then they had that. No, you're talking about Metallica. Yeah, Metallica. Yeah. Yeah, it's that kind of real melodic song. And it's actually quite beautiful. I tell it to tip my tongue, too.

Yeah. I got a. Mm-hmm. I don't know. Yeah, but what I'm saying is here were these hardcore guys, and they had this thing that made it to the radio. So my question to do, does it sort of pang you that you haven't done that, or was that ever something you guys wanted to do by design musically?

We'd love to do it. We'd love to do it, but we've never sat down and wrote a song for that reason. I would love it if you guys tried. What we've done is looked at the Venus product and said, which one of these might have a chance. You know, we got shot down every time. You know what I'm saying? There's been a time where we've been on a major label

and we spent a quarter million dollars on a video and hired another guy who's friends with MTV to walk it in there and try to talk him in and play in it. And once, back in the day, once they said no, you were done. Yeah. There was no other opportunities. They had a monopoly on everything. Of course, now it's YouTube.

But back then, when they said no to a single, you, that single didn't hit. Wow. You know what I mean? You were done. There wasn't anywhere else to take it. So, you know, but thankfully they never did play any of our singles like that because that created our legacy.

Dude. You know, the fact that you guys have five gold records and didn't have access to the industry doors, it's amazing. It's a tribute and you should be very proud. It's, at the time, we were frustrated as hell. Yeah. You know, but, you know, and people say, say, you know, like, when did you know you make it?

When did you know you made it? There was never a point when we knew we made it because we stayed hungry all the way. That's what you need. There was never a point. Even when we got our first platinum record, we weren't like, oh, this is everything we thought it'd be. No, it felt like this is here, but it's not the way it's,

you know, we still stayed hungry, you know what I'm saying? So there never was a moment where we were like, yes, pretty much until recently, you know, until we realized. that we've done everything we set out to do, you know? Then we look back for the first time and we're like, damn, we came far, you know what I mean? But at the time, all through the 90s and 2000s and even almost up to the 2020,

we just kept riding and never looking back, you know what I mean? You know what, though? Maybe in this new era of YouTube and streaming and all that, you know, a good song can't be stopped. Like, you know, just take like, Poison, for example, every rose has its thorn. Great song, yeah. Like a great song, once people hear it, it's got a life of its own.

So I don't know if you got, you don't really need to hear it from me, but I hope you guys search for that song that's unstoppable and it's like the crowning thing in your career and you go, fuck you guys that wouldn't put us on the radio. And it just rolls and blows up. So from me to you, I hope you keep searching for that, you and Shaggy. and you don't give up on that, manifest that, and have that song. I don't know if it's, if it's edgy or if it's a, you trick everyone and it's a soft song like that, but I hope for your guys' sake, you get that one hit that no one can deny,

and it gets that kind of commercial. It would be dope. It would be cool, man. But it's also cool if it don't, because you can only ask for so many blessings. That's right, that's right. But I, from me to you, I hope it happened, because I think it would be great, and your fans would love it. And the whole world would be like, those guys did this song that just couldn't stop. So I'm hoping for it, man.

So let's go back to then you guys do a movie called Big Money Hustlers. My agents say, do you want to be in it? And I looked at you guys, I listened and I said, you know what? These guys are crazy. I love crazy. Oh, man. Yeah, man. I was watching something about Mary.

Yeah. At the theater. Oh, yeah. And I saw you on there. Yeah. And I was like, right when I'm watching it, I remember we were on tour. And right when I'm watching it at the theater, I was like, write this guy's name down. Don't forget I told my dude, I'm like, write this guy's name down.

You'll be the shit. We thought there's no way we're going to, you know what I mean? But I just like thinking, we start off at the top, you know what I'm saying? And you were so cool, you were down to do it and we couldn't believe it. You know what I mean? We were like, hell yeah. And in our world, in the juggler world, that movie is like iconic. It is, yeah.

In our, in our orbit, that is everything. That movie is... I get fans all the time, like, emailing me and comment, and they quote lines from the movie, like, honk if you love sugar. Yeah, I wondered if you heard stuff like that. Oh, a lot, all the time. Like, honk, if you love sugar.

And a lot of the scenes, I played Officer Harry Cox in case, you know, you don't remember me. And, you know, I did a lot. You guys let me do a lot. You and John, the director, and let me do a lot of improvising. And I did one scene where we were in a coffee shop

and I was putting donuts on my eyes and saying I'm a donut owl or something. I remember standing back watching you go. Yeah, I remember seeing you standing there. Nobody wanted to say cut. Yeah, because everything you were doing was so crazy and funny. We just were letting you go. So we would do your takes and we would just go

and just keep going. And you would just be doing bizarre shit. And I know John Caviero had a hard time editing that because what are you used? You're doing so much funny shit, you know what I mean? They can only put so much in there, you know. Well, do you want to hear something really cool? I don't think I ever told you this.

It's the only movie, Violent, where I could not stop laughing and do my line. And I'll tell you what scene it was. So you had, I was Officer Harry Cox, and the chief police was the guy from the jerky boys. What was his name? Johnny Brennan. Johnny, the guy was so funny. And you guys put him in a fat suit. And he's one of those guys, every now and then you meet a guy and you just look at them and they trigger you, you start laughing.

So we had a scene where we're at the cop shop and he goes, Cox, come in here, go get me a box of donuts, right? That was the line. So I walk up to him, he says, go get me a box of donuts. But then he added his own improver, he went, Cox, come here, go get me a box of donuts. he did this stupid fucking noise and he was in the fat suit with and I lost it we we had I don't know if you were there that day we had we had to shoot that scene I think eight or nine times I could I I lost it every time what the fuck is that sound right that's that's why it got me which is like get me the fucking donuts uh huh dude John finally said I said John I can't I can't I

This is the first movie I've ever. I know it's not professional. He would go, he would go, ah. Yeah, yeah. Like he drag it out. So if you watch that movie, this is for the fans. Go back and watch Big Money Hussars. And John, the director, said, you know what?

I think Harry Cox would laugh at that. Let's just leave it in. So he just conceded. And so if you watch the movie, you'll see me laughing. The real laugh, yeah. And it's not acting. I could not. And it's the only movie I've ever done where I

couldn't hold it and i loved it because it's so how hard is it to not laugh like i just loved it it was i remember you you had did um what i remember from from that shoot was yeah you had did half bait uh prior to that and we kept bugging you to try to get you to smoke with us i know man it's the biggest thing like i'm not a big weed guy and my whole career because i didn't everybody wants to smoke dude i'll go do comedy shows and stuff people will shake my hand hey man I love the show. I pull my hand away and there's a bud, the bigger, a fucking Ronald McDonald's nutbag in my hand, you know?

Like it's like I get all these. And people, they look so crestfallen. Hey, man, you want to smoke? I don't do it. And they're like, oh, that fake guy doesn't smoke weight. Oh, it's like that scene from Christmas story. Oh, I don't like it. I don't want to eat my mashed potatoes.

Oh, dude. Man, you should come. We do like a, um, uh was it a rocky horror picture show style thing with with big money hustles yeah i didn't know we do we have it we show it sometimes at our festival at the gathering yeah we also just go to selective cities and show it oh the movie yeah at a theater and everybody comes out and acts out all the shit and everything no it's really cool man oh i'd if i'm if i'm around i'd go to that and are people in makeup and everybody goes all out it's it's really really fun and and um it

It's just super fucking, super fucking unique. It's not like the Rocky or picture show because everything's different. You know what I mean? But it's the same, I think the same idea. Wow. It's very cool, brother. All right. Well, thank you for having me in the movie.

It was up to last. Thank you for doing it. What? And you know, it was cool. This is so weird because back then nobody did it except Woody Allen because it was too expensive and the city didn't like it. We got to shoot in the middle of New York City. I know.

Crazy, like here I'm in New York City. I just got married. I think I'd been married two months, and I said to my wife, I said, baby, I got to go to New York for two weeks to shoot a movie with the insane clown posse. And she was like, what the fuck did I get myself into? And it was Dolomite's last movie. It was? Yes.

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah. And Eddie Murphy ended up playing Dolomite in a movie, you know what I mean? But yeah, that was his final movie. Wow, that's right. Yeah, it was fun, man. It was a lot of fun.

Very cool. I wanted to go back real quickly because this is more of a serious topic and I find it interesting and I actually like it but confirm it with me is there an element because a lot of your songs sort of touch on evil and dark tones and things but I feel like I've read and I picked up on that is there an element of God in your in what you do I think so but but it's it's definitely due to my own ignorance as a writer. And what I mean by that is I consider myself a religious person is so to shaggy, right?

Okay, yeah. But we're not part of, we don't believe in any specific religion. Yeah. You know, people think we're Christians or Catholic or whatever. But that's because we said in a very important song, it's hard to explain, but it was a very important song on our sixth album. Yeah.

people have been waiting for, you know. Yeah. We said, uh, the carnival is God, you know. But my ignorance didn't realize that by saying that I was sort of speaking as one sort of religion. Yeah. But I meant a creator. Like the carnival is having faith.

Yeah. You know, faith is a good thing because it gives people hope. It is. You know, and a lot of people that's, that's all they have, you know, is their faith, you know. And so it's, and I believe that there is a higher power. but I definitely don't believe in any organized religion. Yeah. And so people, I think, think we do because of the wording,

but I just didn't know any better. Yeah, right. I got you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I would have worded it differently. I would have said, you know, I wouldn't have, I didn't want people to think that we meant any specific religion.

You know what I mean? Yeah. We don't, you know. No, but, you know, to me, faith is the religion. Because the word faith encompasses all of it. And I'm with you. I find that organized religions can have benefited. but they've also brought a lot of corruption and destruction in the world.

But faith is, it's its own entity and it's a powerful force and it's strong. And it really makes me happy to hear that that's part of who you are and Shaggy. And it's sort of a sublime message inside of your music that's really beautiful. It's everything, you know. It's good to hear. But it's not meant for the casual listeners. Yeah. That message is meant for the, uh,

people that really get into our stuff. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's definitely there. And once you really decipher what we're about is everywhere. It's all over the place. But it's so hidden that if you don't know what we mean or a lot of the anger in the messages in our music is real anger. It's like when we say, young or rebel flag, you know, we're very much against racism and things like that.

Yeah. But it sounds at first listening like we're. just killing people, and we're killing everybody. But usually, when you really dissected the people we're killing, are like bigots or, you know, wife beaters or child abusers, you know. Yeah. Like, there's slangs and words that we use to describe these people. Yeah.

That kind of fly by the first time, for a few times you hear it. Well, it was right here in the lyrics to this song. You put the bigot's head in the back. Yeah. Mr. Jones was a bigot. Yeah. It's about a guy going to school whose teacher is telling them that, you know,

he's got to have a rebel flag hanging in his room and he's teaching, like, you know, and the kid's going crazy because he knows what this guy's teaching him's bullshit, you know what I mean? So he ends up killing his teacher and putting in his book. He's also, if you listen to the lyrics, he's also picked on at school and all that, you know what I mean? So he ends up snapping, you know.

It's fun to get into the mind of these people that lose it or serial killers and try to write songs from their perspective and what made them go crazy, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And what's neat about what you do, too, it's kind of a bit of a bait and switch to the degree that when I was a kid, Black Sabbath was my band. Like I would be up in my room listening to Black Sabbath and my mother was very religious. And she'd see the album covers laying around Black and she'd hear the, you know, I'm in my room. Terrify it. And so she called me out one day. She goes, why are you listening to this devil music and all this and that? And she goes,

write me down the lyrics of this music. So I actually wrote out the lyrics of um i think it was into the void would you like to see the pope on the end of the rope or do you think he's a fool you know that type of thing and if you if you decipher a lot of black sabas lyrics on their surface they look like this satanic devil band but a lot of their lyrics are about like admonishing the devil and also you know scorning the devil but also asking questions okay the devil's bad the devil's bad but is religion any better or whatever you know so But, you know, what they do is when they're talking about a song like that, they do the same thing to us. Like they say, they got songs about the devil.

Right. Yeah. They got about the devil against the devil or whatever. You know, but when you write about it, you can say it's about the devil. And it makes people automatically think they got songs about the devil like they're worshipping the devil. Yeah, right. You know, like when they write about us, they say they have songs about racism and about, you know. And the way they word it, it sounds like that's what we're about.

Yeah, right, right. You know what I mean? And it's so easy to say that type of shit. I know exactly what because that's what happened with my mother. When she read the lyrics out that I wrote down, she was totally like silenced. Like she goes, oh, this isn't devil worship. But when it's put to that music, it can have that.

Yeah. And with the name and the personnel and all the show busy stuff, but when you break it down. So that's a really interesting aspect of what you do. So here's, this is the most difficult part of the interview. this is going to be tough for you and your fans well you already asked me

where the fucking bodies are I know but this is even tougher and this is even Shaggy might freak out so now that I've been in the movie now that we've talked now that I might help you murder your parents hide them hide them

my show murder them um well if you're going to laugh but But my question is, and you can say no, am I allowed just for this moment, for this day, to become an honorary member of the insane clown posse and go and put makeup on

and do the last part of this interview as an honorary member of the insane clown posse in makeup? Well, brother, I'll be honest with you and give you a real answer. A posse is more than two, okay? Now there's only two people rapping But we're not a posse There's only two of us

A posse is This is the insane clown posse And this is what we do is the dark carnival Are you a part of the carnival? Yes You're starting in a movie with us You're very much an iconic figure You are part of the insane clown posse

You are part of the carnival Just like the juggalo's are What is ICP without the juggalo's right They are what makes us cool They are what validates us They are part of the posse They are part of the show, the carnival. This is all the carnival, brother.

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They are? Brother, that's actually cool. What's why? You got to give me a name, though, now. Like, you got Violent J, you got Shaggy, too dope. Who the hell am I? Um, um, um, happy Harlan? You know, happy, slap Happy Harlan.

Slap Happy Harlan. There you go. And I put the lobotomy scar. across the top, just, you know, because we got... Lobotomies are hilarious. They're hilarious. Dude, so I'm I don't want to remember for the day of the jugglers? You're not a memory member every day, though, brother.

Oh, bro. Because even when the paint ain't physically on your face, it's in your heart. You know what I mean? Paint my heart. In our hearts as well. We see it on you. God, I'm so nervous. I'm sweating.

Thank God I'm wearing secret underarm deodorant. That was the whole point of the secret. You got it, too. Are you happy with this? I am. Can we give, can we do an Eskimo like fist pump? Come on, man. Unka-Tunk-Kunk-Tunk-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K.

Oh, K-Tunk. Yeah, thank you. Her too. Okay, so here, now that I'm an honorary member of the Juggles, just for a day, I thought what I got to do to contribute to the band. Oh, wait, we got to do a toast to it. We got to cheers some fago. Yeah, we got to cheers some fago.

And then you got to bounce it off the floor because it's all up from here. Oh, wow, I'm learning. That sounds like it tasted delicious. Dude, that psorias is sizzler or whatever it's called. It's so good. So here's the last part of my indoctrination. Okay. As an honorary member of the insane clown paws,

I thought, I wouldn't feel right. I wouldn't feel worthy if I didn't write a hip-hop song for you guys. Oh, damn, we're going all out now. You're in a group and a thing now. I'm just trying. I'm trying. So here's what I did. I wrote a hip-hop song, and here's what I want to do with it.

It's yours, if you want it. I own no copyright to it. I'm handing it over to you if you want to do it. But also, I'm handing copyright to your fans. So if you have juggaloos that are watching, and they're musicians, and they want to, like, lay music down to a two. There you go.

You just probably will hear that. Go ahead and do it a cappella style, and I guarantee you a version will be born to the music. It's for all of you. So if you guys want to do something you can or if some of your fans send you a mix and you get to have a listen to it, whatever. Now, since you gave me the rights on your show.

Yours. Right? Well, you were saying you hope we get to. That hit, we just might off your lyrics. Well, I don't know. This isn't, we'll see. You never know. So now I hate to do this as a juggalo.

I'm going to put readers on. That's why I had this surgery so I could keep putting them out of my makeup too. Oh, man. This is just awkward. Now it's all white and milky. God, it's just. Hey, a lot of jugglers are getting older, though. We all need the readers.

You know what I know? I feel like Deadpool at a library reading. Okay, children. gather out curious george was a hairy little monkey all right here we go now i got to get in my head because there's a rhythm to it so i'd you give me a second to okay ready and you might hate it you mike it doesn't matter it's for you and your fans listen if you fuck up a line say it again though so we can take it and put it to the beat yeah okay here we go this is the insane cloud posse jam from the new member, who am I happy

slap Happy Harland. Slap Happy Harland. Here we go. Greetings. I just thought you should know. The posse is coming to put on a show. It's a madhouse. It's insanity. Gonna turn up the temperature to a thousand degrees. Lock your windows.

Lock your doors. Tell the pimps. Tell the whores. You're coming. To your motherfucking town. You can't stop us. I seep clowns. New York City. Baltimore. San Diego. You want more? Hey, Miami. Hey, D.C., taking over, clown posse. It's a carnival, and we're the bossy. We'll eat your girlfriends, candy flossy. We'll take your money so you're at a lossy. With the insane clown posse. So tell the mayor, we're coming in to fill the city

full of sin, and put the po-po in riot gear. We'll fuck their horses right in the rear. Turn up the music, Until you bleed, we got exactly what you need. It's a carnival. We call disaster with a muckin, fucking, ruckin, ruckin, fucking fucking motherfucking ringmaster. Look out, Dallas and New Orleans. We'll make your women cream the jeans. Hey, Chicago, L.A. St. Louis. Get on your knees and fucking do us.

We're from Detroit and we're expanding. So pretty soon, we'll be landing in your city, in your town. There ain't no hiding from the posse clowns. All right, all right. Walk and steam mic. Now, I don't know if it's any good. No, it's pretty impressive, brother. You don't even rap either?

I don't rap, but see, this is, that's not the beat. You can do any music, any rhythm. You were surprisingly on beat, though. I was. Yes, I was doing the tempo in my head. And you were even, you even knew some of the words. It was wild. Maybe two of them, yeah.

But, you know, posse, not a lot that rhymes with that. You know what I mean? So I can see that. My favorite line was the posse, the cotton flossy or whatever it was. That was good. Candy flossing. Nobody saw that. And then the part about cream and your jeans.

Yeah, that was good, too. So anyway, just it's out there. It's for fun. Do what you will with it. I've done my part. I've heard my way in. Yeah, you've heard him until it goes platinum for us. Then he's going to be hitting it.

The Lord will be hearing from the attorneys. No, it's your, I'm going to say it again. It's yours. And here's another thing I was going to say, if it ever did something and you wanted to, all the money to the World Wildlife Federation as like a charity thing or some of it. Wait a minute. You just said we can have it all. Now I got not.

Which is it? Well, I want the cheetahs and the lions and the guzzles and the wildebeests and the walruses and the ostriches and the lions and the cougars and the chaguars and the anacondas and the sea turtles and the Galapagos tortoises and the great white sharks and all the other ones to have it, Not you. Oh, well, then I'm not putting it out there. I don't care about the porpoises. That's what I say.

It goes. It was fun while it lasted. Right. So much for that idea. Got to help the fucking chipmunks. Come on. You look like you've eaten a few chipmunks. Yeah, I have, you know, a couple hippos and rhinos. I like to get very eccentric with my taste.

Oh, yeah. Evil clowns eat what they want. Lama, orangutan. Oh, you got to eat a barbecued orangutangang. And by the way, let's mention real quickly before we go, the juggalo, the festival. You guys had me out at the festival one year, and it's the only time in my life I've done stand-up comedy at 3.30 in the morning.

I was terrified. I thought it was going to be just people like zoned out. It was actually really good. I want to say thank you to all the jugglers, because at 3.30 in what they were really responsible. Respectful. We had a great show. I was out. I was honestly, it was one of the few times I was scared to do comedy because it was so late. But thank you. It was great. Yeah. We appreciate you, brother. Yeah, but tell them real quickly about what that event is. It's the gathering of the juggalo's. It just happened about a month ago this year. Oh, was it good. Yeah, it was really great. How many people?

Ah, about 10,000. Wow. Next year is the, um, is, uh, I believe the 30th anniversary. I think. Maybe next year or the year after. I can't remember. It all blends together. Maybe, no, not 30th, 25th. Yeah, let's not age. Don't, we're not into the diaper years yet. I'm thinking of Hala Wicked.

It's our 30th annual Halloween show this year. Okay. Yeah. Well, before we go, Violent, Jay, we do one thing with all the guests. It's the final thing we do. It's called Words from a Wooden Shoe. This is an official Dutch clog.

Oh, my God. And inside are a bunch of words. you reach in, pull one out, and see if it inspires a memory from your life or a story that happened to you in your life. It's just random and see if you can share it with the fun bunch here. Here we go. Words from a wooden shoe with Violent J. Stut up by a date.

Oh, here we go. Okay, I do got a story. Linda Blair. The Exorcist. Yes. Linda Blair. I was doing a convention. ICP was appearing at, I believe it was a horror convention.

Wow. Linda Blair was there. I bet. Right? We were signing autographs and she was at her table signing augenegraphs. You know, I was trying to holler at Linda Blair. Wow. So I asked her if she would like to have dinner that night.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And she was like, actually, I'm, I am. I'm having dinner. You're welcome to come join me. And I was like, awesome. So I'm thinking, she told me the location and the place, right? And I'm thinking I'm about to go up dinner with Linda Blair.

And I already know what was on the menu, pea soup. That's right. And I was super excited. Yeah. Who wouldn't be? Yeah. So I got all did it up. Oh, here we go.

And I got all, you know, shaving and lathered. Yeah, lathered. And I fucking jumped in the car and went down. down to the venue thinking I'm on a hot date with the exorcist. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And I show up at the front and I tell the concier, Linda Blair party, please. You know what I'm, they're waiting on me.

You know what I'm saying? She's waiting on me. Yeah. And they take me around the corner and she was at a table with about 42 ninjas. And the only spare chair was way in the opposite end of her next to Buff and Biff. And I was just like. Hell no, I can't even reach her. She's so far away, I had to call her to reach her, you know what I mean?

And I just realized the chance of me scoring with the exorcists were thin and none. So even though she was there, I felt stood up. Dude, then you're not going to like the follow-up to this story. Okay. I got it on with Linda Blair. Oh, my God. Yeah, I call her the sexorcist, by the way. First, the fucking igloo.

Yeah. Dang, bang. And this is going to chap your ass. real hard and I don't know if you wear makeup on your ass cheeks but if they're gonna be frowning after you hear this okay all right by the way you don't have clown makeup on your ass cheeks do you let's just go ahead and yeah let's move on so so here's where you're gonna get pissed i had i got it on with linda blair the sexorcist and here's what's great about having sex with her we went to her house oh god i thought you're gonna say in the igloo i was about to get so heated bro no we we were

at her house. And the amazing thing about having sex with Linda Blair is you get so lost in it, it feels like the bed's floating. And I'll bet you she's a hell of a dirty talker. Well, I'll tell you what. You know someone gives good head when their head can turn a full revolution. That's right. And they got fangs. Yeah. Yeah. Bye Lynn Jay. Tell everybody where they can see, where they can find you on social media. Where are your next concerts are? You mentioned you have some new songs coming out. Let them know, bud.

Everything, all the information you are looking for is at this Instagram address at Vinay.j.orgia. Oh, it's beautiful. And I want to say before we go, because it wouldn't be complete unless we mention them, Shaggy too dope. Shout out to Shaggy, my brother. Shaggy, I wish you were here.

Maybe next time we'll have both of you or whatever, but please tell them I said hello. and honk if you love sugar. I already had been bragging that I was coming to holler with you. Oh, good. So he's well aware. He's on tour right now in some beautiful, peaceful city. He was such a great guy.

We had a lot of fun. I didn't have as many scenes one-on-one with you, but in the movie, I had somewhere I had to be with him a little bit more, but great guy. You guys were playing the punk-ass good guys. Yeah, I know. It was so fun.

But buddy, I want to thank you for being on the Harlan Highway. here today and uh what a treat check them out the insane clown posse violin j and uh let's hit that juicy theme music once more hit it oh here we go this is this is true hip hop right here maybe we could loop this music and put your rap oh really oh really i'm glad i'm grateful not to just be roadkill on the harland highway yeah no man thank you for treat me well thank you for it's been an honor it's been a pleasure it's great to see after it's been a while since we've seen each other so thank you so much all the best with the tour and everything and a great interview here today you're not talking long unless you end it with whoop whoo who who oh i think i

just threw my ass out god we are getting old yeah until next time everybody this is the harland highway chicken chau maine baby wow i really did throw my eyes ass out. It seemed like it. Yeah, I do it all the time. I think there's a crack in it. Let me check that.

Yeah. That was a talk, too. That was it. No, I knew you'd say that. I knew it came across. That's what's serious. That's what friends do.

I know, but I was just kidding. Well, I need you to check my crack. I'm just going to take the pass option. There he goes. That way we were friends.