The Harland Highway - PODCAST 323

Episode Date: September 21, 2011

Comedian Justin Ian Daniels drops by for more merriment and madness. Today we talk about sex, food, and stepping in it, and of course The Harland Highway Quiz. Boil your brown socks!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who boy? Who boy? I'll tell you who boy. This boy has been on the podcast more than any other guest. He's the number one visitor to the Harland Highway podcast because he's hilarious. He's funny. He's smart. He smells like crab cakes, which I, you know, I love seafood, so just having them in the studio. love the smell of some fresh cab cakes what did I do fresh cab cakes yeah he smells like the back of a cab too oh man wonderful guests uh you he used to be known as Justin Schlegel he changed his name because the last name was impossible to say I had to take a uh a phonics course at DeVry just to say what I just said, Justin Schlegel. It's now Justin Ian Daniels.

He might be knighted. I don't know. That's a very royal name. Lord Justin Ian Daniels here to see you, my queen. Tell him to piss off. I'm having a turd. Oh. So without further ado, let's have him. We got it the whole show with him. We're going to be talking about sex and drugs and rock and roll

and creepy weird things. It's Justin, Ian Daniels, right here on the Harland Highway. Welcome to the Harland Highway. Relax. Get ready to have fun. Wow. What we've got here is failure to communicate. One cheeseburger with everything coming up.

You just made a wrong turn. On to the Harland Highway. Look at me, Damien. It's all for you. This is Harland Williams. I'm a human being. God damn it. Here we are. It's the Harland Highway, and I'm singing, because one of our favorite guests is here again.

It's a fantastic. You know him. I know him. I'm going to introduce him by his new name, Justin Ian Daniels. Hello, sir. How are you, bud? Did you say it's van-tastic? Yeah, van.

Yeah. I'm tired of the F words. They're rude. Oh, fuck you. Yeah, someone told me you can't say the F word, so now everything with an F in it, I change it. Fantastic sounds like something like a kid snatcher would say, hop in the back of my wind star, guys,

I've got Wurther's originals and a bag of kittens. It'll be fantastic. No one will see you again. That might be what's going on. I just don't know, but it's fantastic to see you. What's on your shirt, by the way? Oh, I'm wearing a black t-shirt with a big plate of buttered waffles and syrup. And the white writing says, I loves me some waffles.

That shirt is a 10 out of 10. I know. I saw this like hanging in some shop somewhere and I was like, got to have it. Because A, I do love me some waffles. Who doesn't? And B, I love this shirt. Let me ask you this, though. Talking about food, buddy, have you ever found something strange in your food, like something that shouldn't be there?

Like, gross. Oh, my God. Everyone has one of these stories. What was it? Well, should I say the chain? It was not a very respectable one. And this is a real story. Real story.

Let's hear it. I was on a road trip with friends skateboarding in 1998. You're on a road trip on skateboards. We put a van on skateboards to entice young skaters wearing van. Man's shoes. Fantastic story so far. Van Wilder was playing on the portable DVD player and Van Morrison on the cassette deck. Fantastic.

Anyways, we're on this road trip. We stopped at a waffle house. So not only is this a food story, it's a waffle story, which plays into my shirt perfectly. It all makes sense. Loving it. Keep going. Hash Brown's Band-Aid. Come on.

Hash-Brown. Band-aid. They serve the shredded kind. Yeah, right. It's like little chunks of string. Yeah, they're very stringy. It looks like a kitten, like to smack the shit out of a ball of twine. Just beat the hell out of some yarn, but flavorful yarn.

Look at my bottle. Pussy needs a band-aid. Meow. I lost the band-aid in your breakfast platter. Pussy lost a band-aid. I... Pussy want a new one pussy bleeding. Is it any chance that pussy?

he could prepare me some fresh milk Boise what's some new breakfast Because I'm scooting around Yeah I took I took scoop one from edge In mouth

Scoop 2 And I dragged the knife across the plate And it was one of those little pinky band-aids A tiny one And I pull it out And it slides out from underneath the hash browns And I felt my face Stomach, soul and ancestors

Turn fucking inside out honestly it was like the news you get when someone close to you has died my body goes cold at the and it was there was a blood dot

on there too and I immediately it was like I was in class I put my hand up for some reason I mean I'm like no hand goes up into the air because I was sitting at the bar counter area

maybe you were about to go represent represent raise the roof if you guys got HIV unexpectedly because of a number four meal Johnson and Johnson

represent Hey hey guys I'm going to die because of some sort of bloodbored illness And the guy comes over He's like Oh make you some more

It's like you're going to take The whole effing thing We're done We're leaving And it was funny Because we're all such dirty grimy Lowrent skaters with no money

We all left The manager let us leave But because of my nasty meal You saw all of them like housing their food real free meal free meal free meal free meal we need to go but that was that was so bad let me ask you this that this would have been the ultimate gross up for me was the band-aid laid out flat or was it still in a circle shape from being on the finger it was flat face up okay if it was still in the circle that would have grossed me out the circle would have

been more normal it would at least cut off surface area this thing was unfurled plastic side to plate blood dot white pad area up towards hash browns had i moved it a centimeter more my fork towards more browns like if i was going to go for big paul bunyan scoop yeah all right maybe gone for the ketchup while talking to my friends about days long gone by from our youths where the years gone and shoveled it right in my grocery hall what did they chase you a little bit chewy anyways my eyes and fingers hurt and i'll be dead to month never would have known it was in me have you have you ever found anything floating around in food i've got two little stories i got one that happened to me and one that happened to a roommate in college okay i'll tell

you the one that happened to my roommate first we ordered pizza one night and it's the same thing when you're young when you're struggling you know you lay out twelve dollars for a pizza that's your that's your that's your groceries for a week that's going to last three days a minute like you are going to enjoy everybody to the pizza so i had this roommate his name was brian brown and And we ordered the pizza, and I'm eating a slice. He's eating the slice. And all of a sudden, like, we see blood on his, like, lip and on his, on his teeth and stuff. And he's chewing away.

And then he's kind of a bit of a stoner dude. And he goes, oh, fuck, there's glass in this, man. There's glass on his feet. How did you not hear the crunch of glass? Well, he did, but he was eating it. And so what he did is he started spinning it out into his hand, right? Like big globs of, like, chewed up. pizza right so being the students and wanting our money back from it was a delivery joint right

they brought it to the to the townhouse so what he did he called we called the pizza joint and they we said you guys got to come back there's glass in the pizza so they send back like the delivery guy it was like a you know 43 year old middle eastern guy right okay and here he comes to the door he goes what is the problem and and uh brian brown goes oh man there was glass in my pizza look so he doesn't even sound that mad is what's getting me he wasn't he was like telling i'd be losing it i know so he holds up a dinner plate with two dollops of chewed up pizza like as if you can see any glass in it and so the delivery indian guy starts like oh he starts looking through the like shoot up the glass you are speaking goes i don't see anything and it was

It was like the weirdest thing, like, as if the delivery guy could remedy the situation. Like he was going to give him three wishes. I don't know what it was. It was ridiculous. So that made me laugh like crazy. I love it's not just the glass. It's how chill your friend was. I mean, I went into a meltdown when I found a Band-Aid.

I find glass in something. Yeah. Someone loses a life. I know. I end a bloodline if I find glass on it. Here's the one that happened to me that will gross you out, okay? I'm like a big chocolate shake. fan right love them yeah so i uh i go to this place i was younger and i went to it wasn't like a chain

it was just like kind of a like a one of those counter service you know like a cafe type of thing like it was like what do they call them it like a malt shop or a fountain no it was actually like a little diner type place with with with a bar with stool yeah like that and they made chocolate shakes right so how old were you at the time oh this i i remember it clearly i was probably about like 11 years old or something. Oh, so this was Wee Harlan. Right, but I, it's burned in my memory and you'll hear why. I order a chocolate shake

and normally they get the cup and they scoop the ice cream and this was before the days of like the mix. The Mix McDonald's milk shake. This was actual ice cream blended. Right. You had to do them that way and so I was, I'd been to this place before, killer shakes and so I go and I

ask for a shake and I noticed the guy like goes to the fridge. He had a little fridge and there was a milkshake container and all the stuff was kind of already in it and I was like oh I guess they're like pre-making the shakes or something right you didn't get a fresh one so I was like yeah why isn't he like scooping and everything but but then

he took what was in the fridge put it on the blender you know and and then I was like okay so I started drinking it tasted fine and I get I get down to the bottom oh no so you've already got all this right I've got all of it down I'm last I'm down to like the last like just the centimeter on the bottom and I'm sucking around and also something like slithers up the straw into my mouth right and I'm like what the hell is that I spit it out into my hand and it's a giant booger it's like a giant snob dude yeah I get that I know I almost hurled

yeah I feel like it would get sick I don't like boogers I don't like snot yeah yeah Do you like strangers boogers? Do you like that? Okay, so there you go. Oh, my God. I would have... Disgusting. I would have felt more comfortable

finding a condom and clam chowder. I would have eaten through a mountain of your hash browns before you slurping some guy's chocolate booger into my mouth. That is... Yeah. That wins. That's as nastiest story as I've ever heard. That is so bad.

Who? By the way, you had to slurp... I'm going to get to... You have to slurped this thing up. How grand a boogie must it have been? It was big. It was like that. Because when I have to, you know, harvest a little if I've got something going on up there, I mean, sprinkle size at most.

It was a fettuccine noodle. This thing was so big. It survived sitting in milk for who knows how long. Didn't disintegrate, just raged against the dying of the light. Dairy snot. It's just the super eight snotty creature living. under chocolate ground. All right, let's get away from this, because I feel ill, and why did I even bring it up?

You ever found anything wonderful in your food, like a loved wine or a breast? I found a titty in my salad, once. I found Teddy Ruckspin under my omelet once. I found a Ruby in a Reese's peanut buttercup. Hey, guys. Does that be like getting glass in your pizza? My tooth shattered. Ruby.

I found Graham, Graham, in the freezer, guys. She's alive. Everything's great. Oh, my God. That's so bad. We got to get away from that. Heaven and Hell, do you believe in Heaven and Hell? I'm agnostic.

I don't know. You don't know. Well, let me ask you this then. Let's say maybe you do or you don't. What's the first thing you do if you get to heaven? First thing I do if I get to heaven. Oh, wow. Yeah, because you're agnostic.

Okay. Let's just say hypothetically you get into heaven. You walk through those big doors. What do you do? them their policy on masturbation. Am I allowed to now? Because if I understand from the good book, kind of thumbs down.

Now that I'm up here, can I get away with it? If not, is there a penalty? Because I tend to do it quite a bit. Well, the thing is, too, with everything being white up there, no one would really know. There wouldn't be any like... We can't tell if Justin's pulling one out or if it's raining ranch again.

We don't know. Yeah. Second thing I do, I look for Jimmy Hendricks. Wow. Cool. Good stuff, bro. Good stuff. And he's like, how come your hands are all wet, motherfucker? Get the hell away from me. I just got done masturbating to your... Get the hell away from me, man. And then I leave him be. Back off. Back off, I will. Smell like semen, motherfucker.

You smell like baby batter up in this muff. I'm going to set that pile of lifestyles on fire with a slick lick. And the Janus Joppa comes out and be like, man, she's hideous in person. Very hard to look at. Chris Christofferson was responsible for your music. Just a heads up. You smell terrible. What are you doing up here? Yeah. She did look like she smelled.

How about hell? First thing you do if you go to hell. I ask through the fiery doors. Their policy on masturbation. No, first thing I do if I go to hell, boy, sunblock up. If it's anything like the good book. Yeah. All sorts of fire.

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and 100% free shipping code Harland. Have fun. Don't throw your back out. Because apparently there's a lot of them. I imagine a very Leray Cavern. like atmosphere. Yeah, in Virginia. Yeah, been there multiple times.

I imagine just a lot of slag mites, salactites. Do you know the difference between the two? One drips and one sucks? I have no idea because I'm the world's most well-spoken, retarded person. Excuse me, are those your pencils? Because if not, I'm going to eat them.

Again, I'm the world's most well-spoken, retarded person. The next thing I do was I look for people that I wouldn't expect to be there. And I ask, what did you do? Yeah, really? What if there's people, like your neighbor you thought was like a, like a, who's that guy on the Simpsons? Like you find Ned Flanders down there.

Flanders, what are you doing? You're like, well, Idley-ho, neighbor, in between Sunday school and making sure the kids are walking the straight and narrow, I used to hacksaw off runway's heads. I'd do that. I'd go to my local quickie mart or maybe a highway rust-up, and I'd chainsaw an orphan and half. I've got a bloodlust. And he-housles, you're not allowed to masturbate after. 2 p.m. I heard you'd ask. Awesome.

What about your feet? What's the worst thing? Everyone in their lifetime has stepped on something that went either right through their shoe or you were walking around barefoot. What's the worst thing you've ever like had? I know exactly the worst thing I've ever walked into. Ocean City, Maryland. Yeah. 2002. Yeah.

I was on vacation there with a girlfriend. Ocean City, Maryland, by the way, is the worst. white trash Riviera. Enjoy the mocha brown waters of Ocean City, Maryland. If you bring your GED, they let you into most restaurants for free. Diarrhea water.

Cha, cha, cha. It's disgusting. We're on the beach. We go down to the water. We frolic for an hour. We're walking back to the car. I step in this soft spot in the sand. Something squishes between the toes. I pull it

back out full diaper. Someone buried a goddamn diaper like a little shit mine two inches beneath the surface. And that kid, by the way, needs to see a doctor because it was so much rectal guacamole in these huggy's pushups that I was ankle deep. And the minute you brought it out, it had been warming beneath the summer sand. Like turtle eggs, like one of those earthen stoves that people from times of your use to cook venison. The heat up a rock and throw a pig on it. I pulled this thing out, and the waft hit me. I just, I was like, if I had a machete, I'd cut my foot off.

Dude, this is worse than your Band-Aid story. It was so nasty. And I mean, it went straight through into this thing. I must have, I think I even hit a leghole and fished it clean back out. And in front of this girl, by the way, who I'd only been seeing four months. Oh, no, what'd she'd do? Lapped at me, go from zero to bitch in two. seconds. I went from like, yeah, so we'll probably get out of here, go back to the hotel, you know, maybe grow...

I was just screeching, like I had just zipped up my privates after a number one. You can't come back from that. Oh, there's no way. You didn't get laid. I'm not a chance. No one came near the baby spicket. You had diaper foot. I had, I had huggy toe, okay? I had the old rectal hooves. You had pamper ankle. I had pamper ankle, okay? I had huggy heel. It was so bad. I had guack toe. It was disgusting. You had love's leg. I had the old poo paw.

The baby's comfort begins with loves. Loves. I'm a big kid now. On your foot. Oh, that is. I thought you're going to say like you stepped on a sea urchin or a stinging jellyfish. It's worse. A diarrhea landmime.

A diaper landmine. Disgusting. A little IED of poo. Oh, God. That's someone buried. All right. Well, speaking of not getting laid, have you ever done it in a public place? I have. Where? A few. Really? Let me run down. Wait, is this a thing for you?

It's not a thing. Okay. But it's happened. It's happened. It's happened. Give us like three. I'll give you three. One in Ocean City, Maryland, place I did. I don't know why I was like, hey, I just stepped in a diaper. Why not go back a year and a half later and bed down some young Philly behind a sand dune? You seem to be a discomforted. Is it my gigantic shaft, or is it the insulin needle that you rolled over onto by accident? So, no, we outside behind a sand dune. And you're going to tell me three afterwards, by the way, because I know you're a woodland freak. Here we go. I did it.

And, oh, I'll end with the best. One sat in the sand dune. The second, I did, the discount is public. I did it in my high school on the catwalk above the stage in the main auditorium. area during a talent show when I was in my junior year. So it's kind of like that scene from Carrie where the blood drops down on her, but you were up in the rafters having intercourse. It was like a tablespoon, a thousand island landed on like a bird nest on.

Because I ran the lighting rig, and so did the girl that I saw. She was doing like the curtain with the whole rope activity. We were up there, and we had like 30 minutes to kill, a bunch of horned up high schoolers. Yeah. The number one, though, 99 Descendants Concert, 930 Club, Washington, D.C., with my girlfriend, shoulder to shoulder, nuts to butts, packed crowd, waiting for the band to start playing. The opening act is on stage. I scoot up the shirt, down go the lane Bryant's. She was extremely overweight.

And I snuck into her backside in the midst of a full crowd of people on all sides. but it was so dark and foggy and club-y. You couldn't hear. I'm going to go get some water. Wow, man. That was it. So that was the got away with it. Now, what about you?

Oh, boy. You ever skipped the light fantastic amongst the floor and fauna of the forest? Let's see. I did do it in a ravine once, like down by a river. That's a good one. Yeah, we were walking by a river, and we had to find, like, a little, like a fox den or something, like a little, like a little trench. Like a little patch of bushes with some sand, you know? Okay.

And you've got to do a doggy style when you're out in nature, obviously. Oh, yeah, you're not going to, you want to go missionary ladies. You're screwing up. No, you need to get the jeans down to just above the knee, pull the shirt up, just the lower back. I even sang about it, and Bob Seeger's, uh, oh, trusty words. Remember that lyric? Not really, but I love it. I don't know who you are.

I don't know what you do, but I love you. I love you. Another one in Germany, man. I pulled a girl behind some bushes. A girl I was with, by the way. I was just about to say. Wait a minute. I heard myself say that.

Someone has absconded with the Hiney hole inside of the Holland Williams. You may have me suddenly. Somebody called Interpol. We found him. He's finally surfaced. Scotland Yard, we have found the Ville. James penis bandit in the corner. We have found the Hamburg Hagler.

Yeah, we were walking down the street. We got all fired up and pulled her behind some bushes at an office building. Okay. So we were like, right, like, it had mirrored windows. Oh, we don't know if people were looking out. The only upside was it was at night. So we don't think anyone was in there, but a cleaning staff or a janitor. Oh, so it was like a two-way mirror to where you could.

We could see. They could see out. And we were gambling that no one could see. I was praying that there was a German soccer fantasy draft league party going on that night. You've got 30 Hanses in there. Okay, so the number one, bro. What the fuck is that? Yeah.

Look at the ball. So droopy. Look at the Viener Schnish. Look at the chagis on that little one. I smell poopie diaper on his leg. Oh, look at that. Someone has stepped inside of the droopy-drappy baby. Maybe poopie skaki mind giving me five minutes

so I may savage my sauerkraut to the sight of his Canadian war whistle. And then the third one was fun. It wasn't full on like wham-bam thank you man, but it was just like, you know, the old, how's they say in French, Zephaletio. Oh, a little bit of the puff-puff on the giggle stick.

And it was like in front of, in the hallway, I lived in this apartment building for a while. and we were just all over each other in the elevator and we were walking down the hallway and we got to my front door, keys in the lock, and we're just like, screw it. Let's just, let's just, we were just hungry for each other. You know, in the hallway,

standing there, anyone could have walked out at any second, and that was a lot of fun. Which brings me to a question I now have for you. Ever been caught? Caught, sort of caught once, doing it in a car. Okay. In a kind of a back road behind a bunch of warehouses. We were just finishing, and all of a sudden there's a knock on the window and a flashlight.

Oh, security. It was like when that T-Rex's eye in Jurassic Park looked in. Oh, the big war of the world's eyeball. Yeah, it was a cop. A cop was, you know, checking out the area, and we had to scramble a bit. Was he cool? What did he do? It was a woman car. Oh, what did she do?

She was just like, everything okay, and I kind of rolled in there. It was the traditional steamy windows and all that. So she knew just what was on. Yeah, and she was kind of at a half-gritty. I said, oh, we're just having a little talk. You know, here I look, I brought her flowers, and I held up, and the smell of the love and coming out of the car. Oh, just the stench of hot Williams lust. She was like, did you hit the skunk, maybe?

Something smells. Something smells like the dying vans, brother. Yeah. um my i was caught by my dad once and he did the funniest thing i've ever so well he caught me in the ever so romantic doggy style position in my bedroom is a kid yeah and i was like i think i was 17 he walks in and you carlin highway viewers can't see this but i'm going to act it out for you okay he he he's standing up though okay standing up my dad walks into the room there i am devon mooney was her name bent over the thunder

undercats futon, okay? He does this. He's like, hey, I was thinking about an order of pizza. Oh, sorry, guys. I was thinking about ordering a pizza. He turns his back on us, two feet away. And continues with the pizza thing. Yeah, he doesn't say a word.

He just walks in, like, as if to say, oh, my bad. He just turns around. I was thinking about getting a, uh, getting a pizza if you guys, uh, you know, if you guys want anything, Dave, you want anything on one side or anything. And I'm still, like, in her to the hill. Wow. No, we're okay. We ate earlier.

Can you go? Can you go? He's like, yeah, to stop. Let me know when you're done with that, and I'll get some, I'm going to go. You should have said, Dad, I'll be done in 30 minutes or it's free. Get the hell out. Dad, this is not the only person that likes of meat lovers. Okay.

Well, speaking of food, this next one's a quickie, okay? Quick answer, in and out. Got it. Okay. Ready? Go. If you had unlimited cobs of corn. Hang on.

I love it. The answer is yes. The answer is absolutely. Okay, continue. If you had unlimited cobs of corn and you could build one thing with them, what would it be? A gigantic cob of corn. Bingo. All right.

I think we're ready for your quiz. Are you ready for a quiz? No. Normally I do the nature quiz. Because I was just about. To say you said your quiz, but you didn't say a nature quiz. Right. What we've been doing with all my guests, the nature quiz, and I had a guest on a while back

Michael Rosenbaum was on. Okay. And I decided to do a music quiz where you've got to name that band. Okay. Name that band. So this quiz is the Harland Highway, name that rock band quiz. You're ready to go? Oh, if I, if I ship the bed on this, I have a rock radio show.

I mean, this is going to cost me a job if I cop a squat on this. So let's step up to the community. All right, here we go. And how it works is it's kind of like the nature quiz. I give you word clues. I give you a little saying within the saying are clues that would lead you to the name of the band. Now, these are bands most people should know. You're not going to throw out some like.

They're common bands. They're bands that everyone should know. There's no trick obscure. No, like, 1870s. The correct answer was corporal crab apple cinnamon toast pedanza. right none of that these everyone listening should be able to get these bands let's see if you get them for the first one's easy just to warm you up okay this band is the sound you get when you slam your trunk wham bingo got it hey oh first one's easy right that was the chip shot that was the free

that took you like four seconds maybe three unless of course you slammed it on an owl. What? And then it'd be the who. Nice. You can't answer me with your own question. All right, here we go. All right, here we go.

This next band is not expensive. Cheap trick. Wow. Got it. Well, he didn't even wait for the second. Are you looking at my answers? Nope. The second part of that quiz was,

It's one of two options on Halloween night. Okay, I would have got that immediately. You would have a cheap trick. All right. This one, the next two might be a little harder. Okay. I save the, they get harder as you go, I hope. All right, this band sounds like a fun city in Brazil, opposite of going slow and breaking your sobriety, you fall off of this.

REO Speedwagon. Wow. Love it. You got it. It's time for me to fly. You nailed it. That sounds like a fun city in Brazil, which is what? Rio.

Okay. And opposite of going slow. Speed. Breaking your sobriety, you fall off of this. The wagon. REO speed wagon. That was a real good question. That was very, did, now, do you actually pen these out in your own head?

Yeah, I pin these out. And then kind of backwards design them? Oh, that was a great question. Well, here's our. last one buddy all set let's do it you listen to it in your car you can get it in your car

but it could cause you to crash those are the two clues oh wow all right that one was a little more difficult you listen to it in your car you can get it in your car but it could cause you to crash radio head

hey oh yes because I almost killed myself and a girl once radio head. Exactly. Haven't we all? I once watched the Cuba Gooding Jr. movie Radio while getting head and listening to Radiohead. Wow. It's the closest thing you can come to being in an MCSher painting. That is the Matrix right there. You have found the Matrix. He's got goofy teeth. I'm going to come. Oh, God. I need a Band-Aid and some potatoes. Um, buddy, that's it,

man you nailed it you did that better than the nature quiz this might be too easy for you the next time i might have to go back to the nature quiz i'm not sure nature quiz i like the idea you mixing them up you even teased me about uh about a week back that you might start throwing some wrenches in might do a transformers one might do a movie one love to do a movie one i like food ones too a food one would be fun culinary we'll hook you up buddy uh but that'll be next time because right now my friends we are all out of time here on the harland highway uh before we go justin give the folks your uh your particulars find me online funnyjustin dot com at twitter at funny justin listen to my radio show monday through friday seven to midnight eastern time by going to 98 online dot com bingo baby

there you go justin ian daniels thanks for coming by buddy good great to see you and we'll see him next time you can call us at 888 52090 and feel free to leave a message for justin if you want until then my friends chicken chowmaine baby bingo apple jack buddy good quiz you nailed that i thought i'd go easy with the wham and then it was just like all of them were wams oh that was uh yeah that was i love that quiz that was so well done god that was well know yeah that was fun that was a really effing good quiz that that i did i love i i i love the creativity behind the question i love the aureo speed wagon was such a fun question yeah that one i was like i'm