The Harland Highway - PREMIUM CONTENT - NEW stuff!!

Episode Date: July 16, 2017

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Hey, hey, hey, premium members, welcome to premium content, and really cool today, I decided because we do have some great premium members, people who are like yourselves who are listening right now, agreed to have one of them in the studio. We have a guy here who's a premium member He's been a premium member for over a year Tommy Tommy So great to have you

So great to have you in the studio So you were You live on the East Coast And you were visiting here on the West Coast And somehow I guess you got through to Like someone at my management company or something And they set this up So I thought you know what

Here's a guy who loves the show. He's a fan of the Harland Highway. Why not bring you in, right? Okay. So Tommy, so you're from the East Coast, from what area? Oh, wow. What do you do wherever you're from? I like donuts.

Pardon me? I like donuts. Donuts? Yeah. Okay. Tommy, you like donuts. Yeah, I like donuts. Chocolate donuts.

Okay, so settle down. Roger, do we have donuts in the... Do you have any donuts in your control room there? Donuts. Uh, Tommy, so, wow. Uh, how long have you been listening to the Harland Highway? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, okay. Well, hey man, it was nice to, nice to have you here.

Uh, great to visit with a, uh, a real true life premium member pavement pounder. I like donuts I like donuts I want donuts Yeah You know what If you just go outside the door And take a right

Back you'll see another door That's Roger's studio in there And I think he's got donuts I like donuts I like chocolate donuts Yeah Yeah, yeah, you can have all you want, Tommy. Thanks for visiting, man.

Thanks, thanks, buddy. Keep on listening, okay? Tell your friends. Donuts. I like Donna. I like Donna. Okay, wow. Okay, wow.

Roger, thanks for that. I don't know that we'll ever have a pavement pounder in the studio ever again. Holy God. What the hell was that? Well, anyways, let's move on to something else. Jesus. And I know all of you aren't like that, right? You're not, right?

Tell me you're not. You're not like donut giggling freaks, right? Right? Eish. Well, anyways, as a pavement pounder, premium member. You know, I try to give you guys sneak peeks of things, special content, you know, when I have time, I like to put up special stuff for you guys because I appreciate

you being premium members. So, you know, every, you know, maybe once or twice a year, I create a new title sequence, right, for the Harlan Highway podcast. And it actually takes a lot of work. I mean, it's only a minute long, but it takes a lot of work because I kind of have to You know, search all over for clips and songs and music and stuff that I like. And I try to put, you know, an intro that's kind of fun and comical and engaging and musical and all these elements, but there's a lot of pieces. So it actually almost, it takes me longer to put together the title sequence than it does to do a whole podcast, for God's sakes.

And usually I just spring them on you guys without much fanfare. But in this case, because you're premium members, I want you guys to hear the new intro before everyone else does. So I'm going to be unveiling this intro in the next probably week or two. But you guys get first listen because you're special. These are the kind of the special little doodads that you get for being a premium member. So here it is. Here's the new intro that you'll be hearing on the show for the next little while.

I hope you enjoy it. uh roger let let the premium members be the first to hear the new harland highway intro roll it buddy when will they take the bandages off it's about to get bumpy oh how perfectly awful i get my kids above the waistline suction when will they take the bandages off we don't know who we are We don't know where we are. You're riding down the Harland Highway. Let us out of here. Please!

Let me tell you, you're starting something here that... That's what you should be frightened of. Fuck yeah, bud. Just leave us alone. Sit down, strap in, and shut up. What's going on? What's the matter? I thought maybe if I could kill him, I could make him stop. My mother never breastfed me.

She told me she liked me as a friend. Who are we? This is the Harland Highway. What? It's the Harlan Highway. It's a cookbook. Ah! Oh, yeah, so there it is.

You're the first to hear it. I hope you liked it. You know, I try to do it so that every time you hear it, you kind of pick up on something fresh and new. You know what I mean? Kind of sly like that. So there you go. A quick little special, special,

content segment for my faithful premium members. Thanks again for being part of it. Sorry about my special guest, Tommy Brines. I can see him through the glass in Roger's booth. He is actually eating a chocolate donut. He just smeared the chocolate on the window and it says it's like a heart shape. I heart you in chocolate. And he just took his top off. Oh my God. Okay, I'm going to bail out of Thanks again, premium members. Hope you enjoyed this little premium content, uh, special. And until the next one, chicken chalemaine, baby. Oh, Roger, he's got chocolate on his nipples.

God! Thank you.