The Harland Highway - PREMIUM - HARLAND on ABOUT LAST NIGHT Podcast

Episode Date: May 11, 2016

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Well, hello there, premium members. How are you today? Okay, that just, wow, way to scare the premium members away. Hey, gang, thank you for being premium members. Here's some more special content just for you, exclusively for you. recently I did a live interview with a podcast called About Last Night with my really funny friends Adam Ray and Brad Williams Brad is a little person

and Adam is a bigger person and they have a really funny podcast and I asked them if I could play this clip because I thought it was kind of funny and I thought you guys might enjoy it It's a little segment about how they put the kind of the crazy, disgusting, manipulative commercials on TV with battered pets and disfigured kids and stuff like that. And we had some laughs about it while also trying to make a point. So here it is, premium members.

Thank you again for signing up and I hope you get some laughs out of this. See, I'm very thankful that I'm now dating a tall woman Because when it comes to decorate the tree If I had a dwarf girlfriend, it would just be like The bottom foot of the tree we decorated And then like the entire top half is still going to be going Who decorated this thing? Well, obviously

Yeah, but in Hollywood people would go Oh, that Thorntust up I think it was a... Who talks like that? Thorntustum So all your Hollywood people have Lips? I guess. house.

Who do you want a character, Brad? There's a lot of these, I mean to mean, like, mean, but if you notice a lot of commercials now on TV, they got it, like, it's really like me, they, like, you feel for the kids, but they got the kids with the cleft lips. Yeah. I saw a commercial the other day, there was a, I'm not even kidding, there was a commercial with a kid that with no arms and, and they just, he like, jumped in a pool. It looked like I thought it looked like an otter or something.

But it was for real. Have you seen this fucking thing? The kid with no arms and I thought, is this a murder commercial? What was it for? Like Gatorade or something? Do you have the will to live? Are you a champion? It was the equivalent of you ever been up late at night and these commercials comes on

and there's like a dog in a cage with like, you know, craft, cheese all over its fur of one fucking bug eye and its legs in a bear trap and there's a fucking draft eating its asshole like it's like it was the equivalent of these like horrible like dog commercials and so but they're finding like the most crippled up kids and it was like very manipulative what was it what was it ever oh it was just donate donate money to like and we all want to help crippled kids but they like they had there was actually one where they had a burnt baby like it just been in a fire or something they're just like videotaping.

They were holding them up. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Like, I had to look away. It had the opposite effect. I was so horrified. And I know this isn't comedy, but it's something I need to talk about. I'm really pissed. I'm really mad.

Yeah, because you haven't seen a burnt baby before? Who has? That's why I asked. Well, my uncle, Harbaker. You have no, barbecue, really. Yeah. You've seen one of drunk babies. Horror, are you friends with any porn stories?

any more source. Oh, God. So many, right? So many. Yeah, I don't think so. I mean, you're talking about the disease and that, the new one of the Zika virus. Have you got that? The Zika virus, apparently you get, it's like a sexually transmitted disease from mosquitoes.

And I got to ask any guy in here, if you know how to fuck a mosquito. I want to go to DeBri and learn Guys, Harlan Williams I'll give it that one more time for Halloween It's a great Harlem Williams Go see them live This podcast of Harlem Highway So there you go

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