The Harland Highway - PREMIUM MEMBER - Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work.

Episode Date: June 18, 2016

Hey PREMIUM MEMBER'S - Enjoy Harland doing STAND UP COMEDY crowd work. A little fun with the folks in the crowd as Harland goes back and forth looking for laughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, premium members. How are you? Hey, listen, thanks for being premium members. Love having you here. I appreciate you being premium members and love bringing you guys your own private content. I hope you're enjoying it. Tonight, today, this morning, whatever time you're listening. to this. I've got some more

some live stand-up comedy clips for you. I mean, they're not live. They were recorded live and instead of focusing on the bits that I did, which are some of them are repeated bits that I've been

working on, so I don't want to play those for you again, but as usual there's always some good back and forth with the crowds when I do my shows. And so what I'll do is I'll just single out some of the crowd interaction that I had when doing my shows around Hollywood on the weekend down at the improv and Melrose and the Comedy Store

on the world famous sunset strip. So here we go. Hope you enjoy it. And this is me just winging it with the stand-up comedy. audience on a crazy fun-filled weekend. Enjoy. You want to see my GoPro footage? I'll tell you what it is. It's me on the couch with a can of Prangles watching Naked and Afraid. Yeah, there you go. You like that show guy?

I love it. How come? I want to try it. You want to be naked and afraid? I want to lose 30 pounds in 21 days. Really? Holy shit. Billy, holy shit, how about stop going to the fucking drive-thru? There's no big mystery there, chubby. Ma'am, if you could pay attention, I'm doing a show. How are you, buddy?

Ever put a cheerio in your asshole and whistle or Rihanna song? You will, you well. I did something the other day I'm kind of ashamed of. You know, I'm a man, you can see I'm a dude, right? We're dudes, dude, you're a dude, I'm a dude. You ever chopped down a tree dude? You've never held an axe? Yeah, okay.

You've held an axe, but yet you didn't chop down a tree? Why did you have a fucking axe in your man if you weren't chopping down a tree? We're chopping down a tree. You were cutting firewood. Okay, you know what firewood's made out of firewood? A fucking tree. Are you retarded, son? Yeah, someday I want to cut me some wood,

but for now I'll settle for this firewood over here. How are you, Guy? You look like you having fun and love. What's your name, brother? Joe. Joe? What do you do, Joe? A graphic designer.

You're a graphic designer. Holy shit, you're artistic. What do you design? Guy, give me an example. Boring advertising. Boring advertisement? Like what? That wasn't an example.

That was a description. Give me an example. Magazine ads. Magazine ads. Like an ad for what? Hospitals. Hospitals. Okay, you were right.

Should have left it alone when you almost fell asleep, right? Anybody hear of a dog? Who's got a dog? Put your hand up, a kid. What do you got, man? What kind? A mutt. So it's a whole blend?

Where'd you get it? Rescue dog? Yeah. Where'd you get it? Humane Society? Uh, a rescue. Mm-hmm. Like, where'd you rescue it from?

rescue it from? Was it hanging out of a burning building? It was born in a woodpile. It was born in a woodpile. Lucky this fucking guy wasn't around. You would have cut his fucking head off. I'm not mature enough to cut

wood, but I'll fucking chop a little puppy up. What's it saying, man? Cinder. Cinder. Holy shit. Maybe it should have been in a fucking fire. Does it do tricks? Uh, yeah, I guess so.

What's it do? Fetch. Fetch, okay, what's a fetch? A bone. A bone? Okay. Anyone else have a dog? What do you got, guy?

A pit bull, here we go, now we're talking a dog. What's its name, dude? I've been something tough, right? Ginger. Jay Pit Bullster? There's a fucking guard dog, huh? Get him, JJ. Second boy.

Did you do tricks? Yeah. What? Uh, sit, lay down. Boy, he's advanced. He's taught to be eating shit, too. Come on, boy. Breathe. Breathe. You can go. How are you, sir? You look like a friendly guy. What's your name? Friend.

John. Last name? Williams. John Williams. Holy shit. Your name's John Williams? Yeah. That's not a tradition.

Are you Chinese? Canadian. You Canadian. You're Canadian. So most Canadians don't look Chinese. You're John Williams, I'm a lingtow fuck, that's what I'm from Canada? Yes. Oh boy, what do you do up and get you?

Have you heard of Canada now? Yes. Do you know what that is now? It's north in here. You could have said north or south, but you fucking guess north. You can look around like you have. I don't like your attitude. John Williams, Lee, what are you doing in Canada?

You know what? I work here in L.A. I mean, asked you and I said, what the fuck you're doing here? So I'm actually in the U.S. Air Force. You're in the U.S. Air Force. Because you're Canadian. Does anything this guy makes sense? I'm a Chinese guy named John Williams. I'm Canadian in the U.S. Air Force.

Is your name God's just bullshitly? What do you do in the Air Force, buddy? I buy things. You buy things? Didn't a fucking supersonic jet and fly in a fucking Pakistan and buy an ice cream bar? It's actually for satellites. You buy things for satellites?

Yes. So that's the Asian park company. It's space-related rocket sites. You know, can you just let me fill in the blank? I come up here, I try to do a show, and I run into the Great Wall of fucking China over here. Well, good to have me here. John. How are you, guy?

You look like a friendly guy. Your name, sir? Sean. Williams? Let me guess. Korea? How are you, little buddy? What's your name, kid?

Ryan, what a two? You see me on? How old are you, guy? I'm 21. 21, you're just a young whippersnep we're getting started in the world, huh? And that great, what do you want to be, buddy, of this crazy, fucked up. Right now I'm studying business and international relations. Business and international relations. Do you like pancakes?

I've ever heard of Eye Pop, buddy? You've been working real soon. Thank you so much. God bless. Thank you. So there you go, gang. Premium members. Hope you had a few giggles.

Just a short little clip of me doing some crowd work, having fun with the folks, winging it off the cuff. You know, you just kind of, You just kind of work with what's thrown out at you, and you never know how it's going to go, but I think we got a few good laughs in there. Hope you guys enjoyed it.

I'll keep it coming for you. The live stand-up comedy stuff, I enjoyed doing it. I hope you guys are having fun with it. Thanks again for being premium members, and until next time, keep on smiling, and chicken chow-may, baby. I don't know.