The Harland Highway - PREMIUM MEMBERS - ADAM CAROLLA - LET'S HAVE A FIGHT #5

Episode Date: March 1, 2016

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Welcome to the Let's Have a Fight podcast. Welcome to the Let's Have a Fight podcast. I'm referee Eddie Delisepi, and here are the rules. There will be three eight-minute rounds. Topics are selected by our producers and not known to the fighters until showtime. To balance the fights, each fighter must argue. before or against the topic, even if it goes against his or her beliefs. For comedic and entertainment effect, they are the voice of the everyman.

Each fighter can stop a fight instantly with a power slam using their power slam buzzer. Power slams are horrible insults. Fighters have written on cards and handed to their opponents before the fight. Fighters will then have to listen to an opponent abuse them with their own written words during the power slam. If a fighter forgets to power slam during the round, he or she automatically loses the round at the end. each fighter will be allowed a closing statement at the end of each fight and I will start and stop each fight with the sound of this bell at the end of each fight I will review my scorecard to determine the winner

now with that all the way let's meet our fighters in the red corner weighing in at a slim 280 from the bad lands of Alberta you know him you love him from the harland highway podcast harlan williams Hey, oh, what's up? On my left, we have from North Hollywood, California, weighing in at a slim 190. You know him from the Adam Carolla show, Adam Carolla.

Great to be in my own studio. Oh, too soon. All right, gentlemen, are you ready? Yes. Adam, are you ready? What Harlan said. All right. Let's have a fight.

Oh, geez. Our first topic, guys. Yes. Are you ready? Yes. So this is going to go to Adam, for or against. Should incest be legal for or against? I'm going for that.

Well, then Harlan, that means you're going to be against. Okay. All right. That's the topic. Should incest be legal? Are you guys ready? Yes. I'm ready.

Let's have a fight. Yeah. Well, you know, I make the same argument they argue when they want to decriminalize a drug. You're essentially turning honest, horny. Family-oriented, and one could argue super family-oriented people into criminals for doing something that is as natural, is breastfeeding, or dropping a deuce on a winter's day. Also, this is something that oligarchies and royal families and blue bloods have been engaging in for millennial. Yeah, and have you seen Queen Elizabeth's teeth, dude?

She looks like a lemon shark. Have you heard her name? It starts with Queen. Would you like your family to be royalty or just one of the other people that circled the earth until they died? If they've got gums blacker than a eclipse, I'd rather they're just regular folk. Are you kidding? My son is in the next room and I can tell you that between his jeans and my jeans, we would have a super spawn that could probably. take over the world. That boy is not only great looking, he has a little something called

it, and he is insanely pragmatic, so pragmatic that I think he could understand the wise decision it would be to have intercourse with him to create others. Would you rather have more of us or more of you? Dude, did you not ever watch the Walton's? Did you or did you not watch the And it's time for you to go to bed, John Boy. Yeah. Your parents. You never heard them in the same room saying good night, John Boy's penis. It was just good night.

They separated. Were your parents related or not? Yeah, no. And look, and look what we got. Oh, look at you. Look what we got. A guy who makes squid noises. That's right.

I'm this close to going on to that friggin' heritage.com or whatever it is and see if you're in With your dad, you and your dad holding hands on Ancestry.com. I would say many fathers give their son their middle name as an homage to carry on the family legacy. This is just a logical extension of the middle name. Now, Adam feels it's traditional. It's been in the royal family. It's been some of the highest families in the world. Do you feel that even though it's been happening for so long, you think it's been wrong the whole time?

It's wrong because there's a biological element to this where the DNA breaks down and you start getting people with flippers and a forehead bigger than shardais and a third eye where their assholes should be. I mean, you're grading mutants. And yet, when I did your other podcast, one of the first questions you want to know is what two animal species could we combine to create a super species? Animals can do what they want. We're humans. We're at the top of the pecking chain, man. You can't make, how do you, how would you, why don't you give me an example? How would you even seduce your own mother?

What does that look like, seize candy in a Walmart sleeping bag? What are you insane? I'll bring up one family name right here. Well, how about we take the Kardashians? Okay. Now, there you got formerly Bruce Jenner. Yeah. It was now Caitlin Jenner.

So he could do it to himself. This is an Olympic decathlete, everybody. I mean, this is one of the finest-tuned athletes on the world. Right. You take somebody like that. you take one up you take his son rob okay he is a guy who knows salesmanship he also knows his way around hollywood you take those two great minds and the new vagina and you put them together and you have one of the greatest olympic salespeople ever the new vagina isn't real it's like

it's like a showro oh i'm getting power slam okay let me see here suck the aunt oh oh Wait, suck the olive juice out of an olive garden waiter's blue cheese armpits. I love that waiter was his brother. That'd be totally cool. Wait a minute. This is ridiculous. Are you telling me that you could interbreed with someone in your own family? I would like to breed with myself.

No, that's not what I asked. Could you have sex with someone in your own family? I doubt it. We obviously, it would be in poor taste to do this in a traditional fashion. Well, how would you do it with a family fuck machine? No. You know, they don't sell it. It's a Kmart.

No, this is artificial. This is artificial insemination. We would take, we would harvest an egg from my mother, sister, grandmother, may she rest in peace. And we could combine that with my sperm in the lab. And then we would put it into what we call a hub. host, which is any high schooler who's not taking the GED yet, and that host would then carry my seed and my related and the related egg. You know they have hosts at Olive Garden. Would you be willing to put your host in an Olive Garden hostess? If he was.

He? I said she. Well, you know, it could be whatever you want. Why? Did you never see that Bert Reynolds movie Rabbit Test from 1979? men can be pregnant and be fine hosts as a matter of fact they're more responsible now Adam feels that like the combination of the genes to make a person who's uh you know much more elite in terms of intelligence in terms of physicalities yeah i can understand that but harland believes that the the act of incest is disgusting do you feel that's true well i think i already addressed that with my artificial insemination but the actual act of like having sex with a family member well

obviously you don't go past oral okay there's people out there that do that Did you ever see deliverance? That kid with the banjo looked like a dragonfly flew into a bug light with a fucking bunch of band-a-man-a-old. That was a documentary on FedEx, wasn't it? You know what? Hang on. Here we got a power. You're a douche.

Simple, classic. That was straight to the heart. That felt real good. So what do you feel about Adam's point, about incest for a good purpose of the human race? there's seven and a half billion people on planet earth adam why do you need to dip into your own gene pool travel outside the house to find one of them wow wow i can never watch the waltons again now i think the adams family might have done it though they look pretty demented yeah the monsters oh god no i just i just can't do it it's too disgusting i'm picturing doing stuff with my own with my own

family and that's because your dad was a district selectman from moose job oh god god no your royalty no you probably have a rich history of this with your family oh my god although you know my mom used to tuck no forget it tuck pack the tuck me in i was going to say but no i i'm against it you know you can't can't do it now if you're to find out someone in your family were to be hooking up would you disown them would you uh do you i would probably have them fumigated, I would probably, yeah, I mean, it's wrong. I wouldn't be able to handle it if someone in my family did that. So I say two people, adults, consenting adults, share their love with each other,

but you want to have your sister tented off and fumigated like a common apartment building in the San Fernando Valley, and I'm the animal. Well, that's interesting, Harley. That's a very interesting point you made. Wow. Noted. You are the animal. Oh, just in the nick of time, guys.

So, that's the end of the first round. We're going to have some closing statements from both you guys. You guys got a minute. Adam, closing statement. My father is a certified psychologist, so I have a rich history of sanity that runs through my family. These, I'm also an atheist, so I'm not governed by a book or a deity or a scroll from a dead sea. I'm able to stand back and look at problems with objectivity. And I think I've been quite salient, and my point for me, laying down with my sister.

Oh, my God. Domestically Democratic, per family, they should choose. Harlan, closing statement. You have a minute. Look, it's not just like biologically wrong. It's morally wrong. It's ethically wrong. You know, there's a reason people don't breed with their own family.

It breaks down the DNA. We'd all eventually cease to exist as a human race. There's species of animals out in the wild that have to do that because they've been hunted and poached so much. There's breeds, prides of lions in Africa that are dying because they're destroying their own genes, their own resistance to disease, their own strength, and that would happen to us. So, biologically, you can't do it. What Adam says over there is just a schoolboy's boarding school fantasy. You can't... What's the group of lions called again?

Pride. Pride. Oh, you... Not a gaggle. Wow. Not a herd. We wake up with a hostess on your face. All right, guys.

All right. Hostess on your face. So, that's the end of the first round, and I have my scorecards here. And, uh... Uh-oh. Let's just, you know, you decide who would win the first round. So, Harland did bring up some good points

and the idea that it is sort of, uh, I guess you could say immoral in the fact that someone in the... were to have intercourse of someone in their own family. Yes. But Adam does bring up some good points in that possibly this could be the future. This could be something that can help the human race. And who are we to decide what people do in their own homes? I'm going to have to give the round to Adam.

It was an educated point. It was for the greater good of the human race. Thank you. Whereas I think Harlan felt a little too personal for him. He couldn't separate himself from his own family. Why don't you guys go adopt a kid and forget it? I'll leave it right there. I love all you, you have good sportsmanship about it.

Especially after the first round. Wow. Are you ready for the next round, yes? Are you ready? I'm always ready. So I'm going to pick the topic, and I'm going to go to... You're not always ready. I'm going to give it to Harlan here.

Okay. Is it okay for girls to fart? I'm against that. You're against that. Yeah, I'm against that. Which means Adam will be for it. Yes. Are you guys ready?

Yes. This is round two. This is a really important round. Are you ready? Yes. Let's have a fight. All right, listen, girls are the daintier. of the genders they're beautiful they're sweet they're soft the last thing you want is to be laying in bed

with your little honey and suddenly you're surrounded by a cloud of like cauliflower gas or you know your room smells like someone just drove a pickup truck through a golden corral buffet like you want your girls if there's going to be odors you want it to be sweet and flowery and nice you don't want to not only you not want to smell a girl fart you don't want to hear a girl fart that's like an old guy clearing his throat except they do it with their little panda eye you were you were taking us there you really described it so no girls should not be allowed to fart he feels disgusting yeah adam all right i'm going to smash this argument quite easily women's biggest the biggest difficulty you can have with a woman in a relationship.

Yeah. Is not that you've been in a relationship. Oh, you sweet and sour pandas express whore machine. It didn't involve a tip at the end. Eat your clam-baked honey hole at Red Lobster. I will say this. They tend to hang on to things. They let them fester.

They don't purge them. And then they come out in ways that are very detrimental to the relationship. I'll give you an example. We've all done the thing where you said, Hey, you've been out to dinner, you think you're having a good night, and you say to your honey bunny, hand me the salt, and she'll go, oh, you want me to hand it to you? How about you get your friend Jenny Hoover to give it to you?

You never seem to stop talking about her, and you're like, Jenny, my girlfriend from high school? Yeah, you never stopped talking about her, and then you go, I haven't talked about her in like a year. Yeah, well, I remember, you know, it's festering. It sits and it festeres. That's right. Men, we purge all the time.

Whatever's on our mind, it comes out. But thus, we don't walk around with that cancerous festering. We purge. So we don't keep it inside. Now, what women, which you're physically telling women to do, is a version of what they already do emotionally, which is bottle it up, keep it inside, and then walk around. We've all done that thing where it's like,

honey, why are you in a bad mood today? Like, why? Because it's something you said three weeks ago that they have not purged and let out of their system. I can't believe you're making farts psychological. They're just little clusters of green gas that well up inside your intestine. And you give us the Dr. Phil answer. You're talking about, it's a fart. Let me, I will Dr. Phil your head with some knowledge for a second.

Chlorine tablets. What if there was an emotional version of what I'm suggesting? So farts are emotions coming out of a girl's wonder wheel. What if every time a woman your girly was thinking about something, it was gaining interest, it was festering and decaying inside of her, emotionally, it just would come out like she was farting running up a flight of stairs. You'd never have another argument. That's called a machine gun fart, by the way, when there's more than six. Keep going. All right, Kelly.

All I'm saying is, is you are asking to do the physical manifestation, what they already do emotionally with us, and we all know how dangerous that can be. I think where Harlan's going here is that he feels that he feels that might be true, but you cannot deny the fact that it's a very pungent, unwelcoming smell. Yeah, like if you're on a date, if you're on a first date or even a third date with a hot girl, model, someone you're really attracted to. Yeah. And you're

sitting there watching, you know, you know, X-Men 4 and she rips out a, you know, salty buttered popcorn fart. And the people sitting in front of you's hair starts blowing. You're going to be turned on by that chick? I'll tell you what. I'm

not even going to address that. It was so incoherent. I will say that when given the choice between going on a first date or a third date, I always pick the third date first so I can get the hand job at the end. You psycho. That I will answer. But do you feel that

it is a disgusting smell? I mean, if someone farting, it's unpleasant? Anything that comes out of your asshole is pleasant? No, usually has something attached to it, but I would also ask that you look at a

you look at a woman for, what are you going to do? Drop your honey bunny on her 39th birthday because a crow's foot appears you're asking her not to be a human being is that a type of fart the crow's foot the crow's foot that's right they're tracking you know what you're getting a power slam we have a power slam from harland here it is these are adam's own words i'm using against him you're a count simple short and simple classic wow all right so what you're saying is to take somebody who's already pent up emotionally

Oh, the emotion thing. And physically bottle them up as well, which is going to exacerbate the emotional stuff. You're going to literally weaponize the emotional stuff, and it's going to be one big, long, bloated argument. So Adam believes it's repressed anxiety, anger, that it's coming out in a more of a bodily fashion. What are other ways that someone can release that sort of tension? First of all, it's just repressed coleslaw and gumbo. That's all it is. and they it's not surprised a fart is not suppressed emotion it's a it's just a it's a chemical

concoction of noxious gases that you you generated in your system from eating too much kFC and a you know a bag of cheetos watching the brady bunch i mean come on man i i will also tell you that when you put the kibosh on her it's like you cannot tell your girl to quit drinking and then crack a beer in front of her. You will be judged and you better watch out what you ask for. If you command her not to fart, you may never fart in front of her again, which is one of my greatest loves. So, Harlan, are you, are you pro farting for men as well?

No, I think, you're anti-farting across the board. I don't think a man should fart in front of his woman. Oh, here we go. Perfect timing. Got a power slam from Adam. May you wake up at a motel six with three oil rig. workers. He never implied sex there. Just said, wake up and just wake up. Why can't a woman just walk out of the room? Why can't she, you know, you're the beautiful

girl. You're getting sexy. She turned you on and she just cracks a Norwegian thunderblaster. Like, go in the other room, pretend you got to take a text or a phone call. All right. You are sharing a bed with this individual. She could do a silent one into the mattress? Okay. Now you've admitted, you've admitted that it's okay. A silent one, maybe.

Maybe I'll let them get away with that. Yes, BD. Oh, here we go. Oh, geez. Oh, that's the end of the second round. Oh, God. It was a good round. It was a good round.

So we have some closing statements. We're going to go Harlan first this time. Closing statement, you have one minute. I'm just saying, I love the ladies. Women are beautiful. They're delicate. They have an aura of sensuality, sexuality.

And in the middle of all that, you put a loud exclamation Mark, an invisible mushroom cloud, a loud crack of thunder on a nice sunny day. It just doesn't work. You want them to go either stealth mode or go into the other room and release the crack. Adam? Speaking of crack, you would never be able to have sex with this woman again because she would be like a whoopee cushion. And you cannot sneak up.

There's no position. You can't go from behind. You can't go on top. She would be so pent up and so up in her head that the second you made your first sexual thrust toward her, a metric ton of gas would come out of her that she would never let you near her physically or sexually. So you, my friend, are going to sink your own sexual ship by requiring her not to fart. There we go. That's our closing the round. That's a good round, guys.

Yeah, that was good. So I have my scorecards here and I have to determine the win. nerve the second round. Now Adam brought some good points. He feels that like, although it is a physical thing that farting is, which is undeniable, it's also, it can be pent up anger, anxiety that's released, can lead to someone who's more relaxed, and it is a bodily function. But where I side with Harlan on this one is, it's an undeniable, pungent, unwelcoming smell that can, although Adam's theory might be correct. It's a theory. The idea that something does smell and is very what can I say?

Not nice to smell is undeniable. So I'm going to give the round to Harlan here. As far as across their board are not good to smell. I wonder who drives you home. Wow. So we have a deciding round, guys. Okay. Last round.

This is the one's going to determine the winner of this fight. Are you guys ready? Yes. All right. The topic is global warming. Real or not? Adam? I'm saying not real.

Oh. Okay. I'm real. I'm going for it. Okay. Let's do this. Round three, the deciding round. Let's have a fight. Well, in terms of the Earth's calendar, we've only really been able to measure the last few couple of days. If you take a look at the Earth as a calendar. And I know some of your hippie friends are going and coring into the mantle up at Antarctica and whatnot. I was going to take you fracking later, but you know what? Frack you right? now how about that and uh you and your buddy al gore all up in arms and everything uh the reality is is we don't know if there is global warming that the the what there is is is unchecked narcissism

see we think that because we're on this planet see this is a new religion in the past every you understand that every single group that came before us thought the second coming was coming during their lifetime. Okay, so this is our version of the Second Coming. For the last 2,000 years, Jesus Christ would return and, you know, cats and frogs would rain from the sky and all that, all the stuff that the Bible stipulated was going to happen during your grandfather's watch,

your great-grandfather's watch, your great-great-grandvents. The old groups would go up to a mountain in 1827 and just wait for the rapture. It never came. And by the way, those groups, never had over like six billion automobiles and big rig trucks and bulldozers, so let's just put that on the record. Thank God for our ability to transport goods throughout these great United States and parts of your Canada.

And now we've gotten rid of the religious part, but the new religion is the religion of nature and narcissism. The planet's going to end on our watch. Do you know how many proclamations were made in the 70s about what life would be like? like in the year 2000, you're all going to be living underground. Sure, the ozone layer and acid rain and all that. Every river would be built with a dam of dead Indians. Sure, yeah.

Instead, all we have is more cool stuff, bigger titties and bigger television. So Adam feels like the human races always try to make sense of our environment, always try to feel that like something may start to end. Do you feel that it's undeniable that global warming is that? What are some aspects that you feel you can't that Adam should acknowledge? In a way, I get what Adam's saying, because I share the same skepticism, how at one point, you know, acid rain was going to kill every single lake and the ozone layer was going to give skin cancer to every single human being. Can I say this, Harlan?

Not yet. What I like to say about the Canadians. Oh, my God. We gave you acid rain. You gave us Alan Thick. I think we got fucked. That's what I like to say about Canadians. But what I'm trying to say is now I feel like things have ramped up more.

Like, you know, the acid rain days and the ozone layer stuff, you know, they managed the pollutants that were going into the air that were causing the holes in the ozone. So they managed that stuff. But you can't manage seven and a half billion people no matter how much you ask them to recycle and do this and do that. They're going to flush the toilets. They're going to start their engines. They're going to start their boats, their cars, their planes.

The cows that we consume are emitting so much methane that the planet is changing. And it's like if you've ever had pet mice or rats when you're a kid or even a fish tank, if you don't maintain or clean that environment for them, the glass turns green, the mouse cage starts to stack up with crap and urine and smell, and they start dying. The fish die, the mice. he's dying. Our planet is a microcosm of that. Our planet is a tank, a

terrarium, whatever you will. Under your regime, Mr. Rillian, it would be okay for the female cows to fart. Only the male cows to fart. So let's note that, number one. Number two,

on the narcissism front once again, the fact that we, the United States, with 300 million people, can control China and India and Africa and all the continents with all the people that are doing all the developing and burning all the coal and releasing all the greenhouse gases is the height of narcissism. We act like we're going to sit around and we're going to put a windmill up in Ohio and that's going to somehow save the world. No matter what we do with our Tesla's,

our wind farms and our solar panels, it's still not going to put a Dents. It will not put a dent in what's going on in China, India, and parts unknown. So this idea that we can drive this fire truck that has a steering wheel that's not hooked up to any axles. From the back of the hook and ladder truck, it's just turning like it would in front of the supermarket when your mom would put a nickel in it. When you're a kid and you just sit there in that little spaceship and turn that wheel that was just on a carriage bolt, not hooked up to anything. That's us. We act like we're all going to get together. Me and Michael Moore and Al Gore are all going to get together.

We're going to go over to Arts Deli and we're going to settle this whole problem. But shouldn't we at least try? You're acting like it's a complete right-off. I mean, there's a kid, I think, a 15-year-old kid that has invented some kind of system. It goes out in the ocean. It's as big tower they've planted to the ocean floor and using the ocean's currents. It's drifting all the hundreds of tons of plastic. bottles that have been disdiscarded.

This was a 19-year-old kid that's solving this problem, so it's incumbent on the rest of us to try and solve the emissions problem. I can't believe you're knocking Tesla when they're helping to solve the problem of emissions. Yes, but if that garbage barge floats out

front of the Kennedy estate in Hyannisport, it will be sunk post-paced because they're hypocrites. That's what I'm saying. Now, Adam feels it like even though what I'm starting to feel is that it's almost kind of like this whole global warming idea is convincing us to consume sort of eco-friendly products like Tesla whatever it could be just a money thing. How do you feel about that?

Well, let me start with a power slam on Adam because that last thing about the Kennedy just made me want to get some Juergens hand lotion and rub my head until it was bald. What does power slam? Adam said you're a homo. Okay. Yours are short but mean.

I liked it. They were great. They're bulliesk. I kind of like them. Classic. But yeah, I think we have to start looking for solutions and stop the whining that Adam's doing. Stop the excuses that Adam's creating. Stop the diverting that Adam's so conveniently doing.

We as human beings have to step up, be responsible, and clean this planet up because it is heating up. Things are changing. Well, speaking of heat and whining. and being a hypocrite. You whine, but you also dine, my friend. Yes, I've been to Harlan's home. I've seen his barbecue fired up all 5,000 BTUs and that thing glowing, lighting up the night sky over Mulholland

as he took the carbon-emitting bovine animals broke off their ribs and tossed them onto the barbecue for all to enjoy. So, my friend, if we can't. even get the eco-friendly Harlan Williams to go along with this protocol. How are we going to convince the poor peasant farmers in India and China? I was cooking those cows to help cut down on the methane emissions, my friend. So you actually inadvertently, by eating my delicious barbecue, helped solve the problem. Ha, got you, Floyd, Merriweather Jr.

You merely created a bigger market for more methane, creating cows by consuming the ribs. He feels you're a hypocrite. Well, what do you have to say about that? May your teeth get stuck in a blow-up fun house at Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s house on Thanksgiving. May your teeth fall out and in their place hair should grow. Oh, okay, yeah. I'd like that. And may your head grow like an onion in the ground.

Do you feel that Harlan is just talking this hippie-dippy bullshit? He'd feel like he's just being convinced that it's something that's not really there. Yes, he doesn't walk to walk. He does talk to talk, but he does chew the goo. And that is in the form of a cow. And, by the way, not only that, oh, oh, I thought you were going to miss it. I was going to win. You stink like B. Arthur's last dumb.

Oh, my God. Something you would be against. That's the end of the round, guys. That was a great round. I thought he was going to miss the power slam. He just, just squeaked in. with the power slam. If he missed it, it was a minute off or a 30 seconds off. Damn it. It would have been a Harlan's. This is the deciding round. I have to decide who's

going to win this fight. Both brought some good points, but I'm going to hear some closing arguments first. Harlan, closing argument. Look, I just think, like I said, we live in a fish tank. We live in a very delicate ecosystem. If we don't start managing these huge problems, it's not like the human population's going backwards. We're growing. It's $7.5 billion in 2016. It could be $20 billion in 20 years from now, we have to be proactive and stop just fantasizing and complaining and whining like Mr. Corolla and do things. Let's find solutions, not onion buns. I, Adam, Clothing Stabber.

Be nice. What felt like two hours ago, I was arguing for incest that would slow the growth of this plant. What I said felt like two hours ago. I argued strongly for incest that would slow the growth of not only the population, but let's think about the impact environmentally of having sex with strangers. I have to get into the car. I have to drive down to the boulevard. We have to check into a hotel.

We have to go out and eat. There's no sex on the first date. So we have to go to the sizzler or the outback steak house. We have to, if she's a quality gal, we'll go to outback. If she's under an eight, we're going to the sizzler. Either way, somewhere around the third time we wash, rinse, and repeat, I will then be able to have intercourse with said gal, and then maybe an offspring, and then we populate the planet.

Whereas under my plan, you stay home, you have sex with your brother, no more emissions, no sizzler, and if you do have a child, it spontaneously aborts in the second trimester. Did you just say spontaneously aborts? In the second trimester. Like, it just happens to itself?

All right, that's that dontaneously. That's the end of the last day. So this was been a great fight. I love this last round. We both brought up a lot of great points. Harlem feels that like it's undeniable that the ecosystem is breaking down. I can't lose.

That global warming is a real palpable thing in society. But the one point that Adam brought up that I really liked, the idea of us being our new religion, that we feel that it's always been this sort of this second coming of something happening. Maybe this is it for us. It's science-based. But although Harlan is an eco-friendly guy, if he does not practice what he preaches,

if he still has a pollutant barbecue, You got me with the barbecue? Hippercritical. I cannot. I want my beef back. If you truly believe in the point, it has to be across the board.

And if you can't even have it in your own home, he's saying I lost? How am I to believe that you truly believe in your point? So I'm going to have to go with Adam on this one. Where's the beef? Adam brought in that last point. I couldn't help it. I couldn't shake it off.

So that's the end of let's have a fight. The winner is Adam Carolla, everybody. Let's give her an applause. Good fighting, Adam. Good fighting. You guys are great. This is a great round. I'm Eddie Delisepi, and let's have a fight.

Adam, you want to go to Sizzler? Let's do it.