The Harland Highway - VIRUS SPECIAL 6 - Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day!

Episode Date: May 1, 2020

Professor Charles Assmunch explains the virus. Breaking down the STIMULUS numbers. Question of the day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your bank account information. Hello. Hey, everybody, Harland Williams here. You're listening to another special edition of the Harland Highway Virus episodes. This is number six. And, you know, just here to help you pass the time, entertain you a little bit as we all go through this horrid moment in time. So welcome one and all. great show today. We're going to be doing something a little more mathematical today. You know, there's been a lot of money, trillions of dollars being doled out as an aid package to American citizens. And I'm going to break down the math. I'm going to break down the numbers. You'll be amazed at the amount of money and numbers. And it's just crazy. So we're going to do that.

Also, the question of the day. We're going to be talking about something. something that affects and annoys all of us, something so simple, so stupid, but drives you mad. And then to help us really break down the science of the COVID-19, a scientific mastermind Professor Charles Asmunch will be calling in to really help us understand how it works, what we should do, all aspects of the coronavirus. So put your face mask on. Get ready. This is the Harland Highway. What is this? Some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway. What are you talking about words? Son, you got a panty on your head. Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck. Oh, God, what's happening here? What's happened? Hey, Harland, it shall leave. You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harland Highway. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard. That is fantastic. That's wrong with everybody in this crazy place. The Harland Highway. What is it? Opening.

To what? To another dimension. This is Harland Williams. You're a bad man. You're a very bad man. That is fantastic. Ah, yes, here we go. Another virus special.

Oh, what a treat. What a treat. Now, I've had a few. comments from people saying, oh, it's great. The podcast is back and this and that. Well, it is back, but just temporarily. I don't want people to get all fired up. And it is just during this virus home quarantine time. I'm doing this. It's my effort. It's my part to kind of help everyone cope and have a little fun and be entertained. So that's what we're doing here. You know, the virus gets me back to work.

But we're going to have fun today. We're going to have some comedy. We're going to have some technical stuff. I'm going to talk, this might be the first time I ever do this. I'm going to talk numbers. I'm not great with math, but I'm going to talk numbers and math. We're going to break down the money situation. Okay?

There's a lot of money being pumped out into the economy right now by the government. and sometimes you just scratch your head. So we're going to talk about that. We're going to have fun. But I want to start with, you know, just keep it simple before our minds get too wrapped around a light pole, like James Dean's car with the math stuff that's coming up. For now, something really simple.

I have a quote, Roger, can you cue it up? I have a simple question to start the show, the Harland Highway question of the day. The Harland Highway Question of the day. Okay, this is one of those kind of weird, easy ones where I kind of know the answer, but I want to ask the question anyways because it's irritating as all Norwegian ass hair. And I don't even know if Norwegians have hair on their ass, but I just said it. Here's the question of the day.

why is it whoever invented plugs, extension cord plugs, or the plug on your lamp or the plug on your radio or the plug on your hair dryer, your curling iron, whatever you have, why is it that one side of the plug is like normal and then the other side of the plug has like a fat head on it? You know what I mean? It's like the two prongs that go into the wall. One of the prongs is just normal. And then the other prong has got like a bubblehead on it. It's like bigger and fatter. And then likewise, the outlets in your wall, actually not all of them.

And this is weird. Most of them have it. But a lot of times you'll bump into an outlet that doesn't have the multi-sized receptacles. So in other words, sometimes you go to plug something in that has the prongs that are mismatched, and

you can't plug it in. But then most of them do have it, and here's the question of the day, well, it's multi. It's like, why does that thing exist? And then second, why is it every freaking time you go to plug

something in? At least 95% of the time, I have the damn plug backwards. Okay? I always go to plug it in. It's like, damn it, I got the fat head on the thin head, and I can't stick the damn plug in the wall or wherever I'm supposed to stick it

because I've got the mixed up. Like almost every freaking time. Why doesn't it work out that every freaking time I get it right? But no, I'm like, oh, there's that stupid, There's that stupid fat-headed prong trying to stuff it into the thin hole. Then I've got to twirl it around. And what really sucks is when you're reaching. You know, sometimes you've got to reach behind your couch or behind the bed or behind a tanze.

Well, if I could just plug in this light, I can, oh, why do I always get the wrong side? It's confounding to me. and I know it has something to do with electrical currents and grounding, and that's what I mean. I kind of know the answer to why it exists. But I'm just asking, why does it have to exist? Can't they just smooth it out? Can't they just have a receptacle and a prong that's identical?

You just plug it on in. Hello, no guessing. No 50-50. Just plug it in and go. But nope, somehow I always have the freaking plug turn the wrong way. And at first you don't believe it, right? You're like, oh, whoa, hey, why isn't this going in? And you kind of jam it three or four times.

You go, wait a second, you kind of like stick it in and you're like, oh, oh yeah, the mutant plughead. The bubble-headed alien plug-head. Yeah, once again, for the 900th time in a row, I guessed wrong. Well, I don't want to guess wrong with electricity, okay? I just want, it's like when you flick a light switch, a light comes on. When I plug something in, let it go in. What's with the resistance? What's with the mismatched holes and the mismatched prongs?

oh it pisses me off it's kind of like here's another one since we're on the topic you ever have this when you come home and you're in your car and maybe you went shopping you got your groceries or you went and got fast food and you got the bag with the burger in it one hand and you got the drink in the other and you go to reach for your car keys and you always reach into the last pocket. Let's see, is it here in my hoodie? No, is it here on the right side of my pants? No, is it here on the other side of my hoodie? No, oh, there it is.

There it is on the left side of my pants. The last freaking pocket that I checked. Great. And then how about this? Not only are your hands full, but now the key is in the wrong pocket wherein you can't just reach down and grab it. It's on the left side, the opposite side,

and you're holding all your stuff in your left hand, so you reach your hand across, your right hand across your waist to the left pocket, and you're trying to bend your wrist, almost like you've got to be in Cirque de Soleil or risk having your arm snapped, like you're in a leghold trap, and you're a trapped coyote or something.

You're like reaching down into your pants, your wrist is bending backwards, your fingers are contorted. You're trying to reach your keys in the bottom of your jeans pocket, and you're like, you've got your burgers getting cold, and your drink is spilling. And it's like, why wasn't the, why weren't the keys in the very first pocket I went to? And why weren't the keys on the right side where my hand is, where I could just reach in and get it? but no, now I've got to do this acrobatic routine in my driveway as they try to open the door or on my front porch. Oh, so there you go.

Little venting, little question of the day action right there. And let's get our plugs and our keys, and let's figure this stuff out. Forget the cure for the virus. Let's figure this stuff out. The virus will go away. This stuff won't. Plugs won't go away. Car keys won't go away. Can we get our priorities, straight people? The Harland Highway, question of the day. The Harland Highway, question of the day. All right, so we're knee-deep in this virus. We're still staying at home. The natives are starting to get restless, though. You can see protests are starting to emerge in certain. cities and towns and, you know, it's hard to argue with it. I mean, you know, it's like,

people are like, you know, I could die from getting the virus, but if I don't get some semblance of my life back, I could also die. If I lose my business, if I can't feed my kids, if I can't pay my rent, you know, so we're in this kind of weird game of tugging war right now where you're kind of, I don't know if you remember the story of the lady, the lady or the tiger. It's an old short story about a guy that was put in front of two doors, and he had to choose the door. Behind one door was a lady, and behind the other was a tiger. And this is where we are.

We're kind of like, do I, do I risk getting the virus? Do I get out there in the world and risk getting the virus, which may or may not kill me? As we've been seeing, the majority of people who get it do not die, and if you're in a certain kind of age group or health group, your chances are even better of surviving, but anyone can get it, anyone can be killed by it, but there are these variables that you can take into account. So if you take those into account and you institute these safety measures, you know, distancing and masks and gloves and hand washing, you know, you have to go, okay, what are my odds of getting it?

Because I've taken all these steps to protect myself. And then if I do get it, what are kind of the odds of me suffering the worst outcome? And then you've got to weigh those, balance those against getting out into the world and keeping things moving and keeping the world humming and keeping the people and society cruising along. So I'm actually quite surprised at how well everyone's done, especially here in Los Angeles, where you add in all the counties in Los Angeles. It's like 11 million people.

And California's got a very low death rate. And, you know, L.A. can be a volatile place. I don't know if you remember way back, I think it was in the 60s. There was the Watts riots. And then there was the Rodney Kidd. riots. Now, those were the result of civil unrest due to some pretty discriminatory things against the black community. And I get it. I get why there was an upheaval. It was justified. I hate to say that because a lot of people were hurt and killed and the city was on fire. But

you know what? It came from a place where I think there was some real injustices done. But that's a whole other topic. But considering this city or any city, I mean, look at what was the city in St. Louis a few years ago where they started rioting and things were burning. So it doesn't take a lot for a community to kind of light the pitchforks and the torches and start storming the hills, you know? But I got to tell you Los Angeles has been really calm There's been no looting There's been no uprisings There's been no mass gatherings

There's been It's been pretty genteel As has most of the country been So that's pretty fascinating to see You know I thought maybe things would get a little more edgy than they have But you know

I think people are smart enough to get it and go, you know what, it's an act of nature. We can't rush it. It's like a hurricane. You know, you want a hurricane to end. You want the wind to stop blowing, but you can't just, you can't just pretend it's still not blowing. You can't go, you know what? That category five has been blowing for six days. Many of the houses on our street have blown away, but you know what? Enough. I can't, I've got to go back. I'm going outside, and you go outside, and you're blown away.

And so what makes it hard for people in this situation is the virus is an invisible hurricane, right? Hey, everybody, who wants to have better sex? No, yes, yes. The answer is yes. You always want to have better sex. That's what, you want it to be better, not worse. Trust me. And Adam and Eve is offering 50% off just about any idea.

plus free shipping. And more than that, Adam and Eve wants to make your life easy. They offer discrete shipping as your privacy is a priority, plus 100% free shipping on your entire order. Doesn't matter how much you spend or what you buy, I will be packaged and sent discreetly for free and fast. Don't wait. Better Sex is just a click away. That's 50% off, one item and free shipping. Bring more people. pleasure and satisfaction into your bedroom. Just go to Adam and Eve.com and select any one item. It could be an adventurous new toy or anything you desire. Just enter the offer code Harland to check out. That's Harland, H-A-R-L-A-N-D at Adam and Eve.com. This is an exclusive

offer specific to this podcast. So be sure to use this code Harland so you get your discount and 100% free shipping. Code Harland. Have fun. Don't throw your back out. So there might be this sense of false security into thinking you can step out into the raging wind. And you can overpower this level Category 5 hurricane. But it's sketchy. It's a real balancing act here. So we'll see what the heck happens. man. But meanwhile, you know, one of the things that we really need to help us be informed on these decisions is information. And a lot of the information needs to be scientifically based. And so what we're going to do is have a little later in the show, we're going to have a real

scholar, a real scientist, a man of the sciences, Dr. Charles As well, Asmunch will be coming on the show. He's calling in, right, Roger? Yeah, in about 10 minutes? Great. Okay. So Charles Asmunch will call him. This guy's a real scholar, and just he'll walk us through it. He'll talk us through it.

And hopefully that will help people be informed to make educated decisions on how to proceed. But for now, let's get to some math. Okay? I want to talk about the money, the, you know, the government, the government doling out money to help its citizens through this horrible pandemic. And you've heard about the relief packages for like $2 trillion, okay? Two trillion. Okay? And it's such a big, just to put it in perspective.

Okay? Let me say a trillion out loud, okay? Here it is, ready. Here's the number, a trillion. Ready? 1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. That's a trillion dollars. It's a million-millions

okay, it's a million millions. There's one million millions in a trillion. I'm already confused. There's one million millions in a trillion. I mean, and here's what just blows my mind. You just go, how do we even have that kind of money? How does anyone have that kind of money? And the government just like pulls this number out and pumps this money back into the country.

And you go, how many of you have even made a million in your life? How many of you have made $100,000 in a year? How many of you have made $1 million millions? So these numbers are just kind of, you almost don't think they're real. And so I started thinking, well, how is it possible we have all this money? You know, we hand out two trillion here, and then you hear about how we hand out trillions for social programs and trillions for infrastructure and trillions to other countries, to Japan and Afghanistan. We're funding a war in Afghanistan. We spend billions here, trillions there.

where you have billions to the World Health Organization. I mean, it seems like all America does is hand out money. I wonder if other countries just hand out hundreds of billions of dollars, trillions of dollars a year. And what's really kind of weird is all that money's coming from me and you. Okay? This is all like money that's collected and tax. And then you go, well, there's like,

400 million Americans, but really? Like how do even 400 million Americans? Okay, next to a trillion, 400 million is nothing. Okay? And you just go, where does this endless flow of money come from? How is it even possible? And so I decided to do a little research, and it was kind of fascinating. and let's get into it a little bit here. So you go, where does all this money come from? Okay? So here's how much the government, the U.S. government collects in taxes from Americans. And again, I wonder where it all comes from, but I guess it adds up.

But you've got to remember, some people make billions and some people make 20 grand a year. Some people make 12 grand a year. So you're like, how is it possible? So here's what we collect on the average year. The American government collects, you ready for this, $4.5 trillion a year. And when I heard that, I was kind of like, oh, okay, that makes it a little easier to swallow. The fact that they're doing a $2 trillion stimulus package, I'm like, okay, well, that's only half of our taxes. but still it's just like

how much money goes around this country every year that the government can collect $4.5 trillion from its citizens okay and here's another kicker okay think of this only 40 or 44% of all Americans pay no tax

so either they don't follow They're cheating, they're here illegally, they're, they didn't make enough money, they're hiding money. I mean, who knows what the reasons are, right? But 44%, which is almost 50% of all Americans pay no tax. Now, I didn't know that. To be honest, I'm a little pissed about it. And if you're a tax-paying citizen that's paid tax every year since you started working, you have the right to be a little mad.

Like, wait, why am I paying? And almost half the country isn't. Hello? So then you go, okay, so if 44% aren't paying, then that means they're collecting $4.5 trillion from almost, you know, about half of Americans. So imagine if these other people pay, I mean, we'd be pulling in like, you know, $6, $5 or $6 trillion.

And so you try to break it down and go, okay, so what's the average family pay in taxes? And I looked all this stuff up. The average family pays about $10.5 grand a year in income tax. 10.5 grand. that's a lot of money. If you're only making like, you know, you're working on a, you know, an average wage or, you know, a moderate wage, it's like that, that's a lot of money, 10 and a half grand. But like I said earlier, like, where are we getting all this money? Where does it all go?

And I feel like we just hand it out all over the world. So here's some numbers. Apparently, every year we pay about $1 billion in foreign aid. So that's to give to other countries, to support other countries that need help. And again, it makes me wonder if other countries do this, or is it just us? Do you think communist China hands out money to help people? Do you think Russia hands out money to help people? Do you think Japan?

I mean, I don't know. Are we the only ones that do it? So there's a billion, and when you put that up against 4.5 trillion, as I said earlier, one million millions and a trillion, so all of a sudden you go, well, maybe $1 billion in foreign aid isn't that much. And then there's some more numbers here, $945 billion with a B to Social Security, and yet all you ever hear is how, oh, Social Security's going to run dry, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. $710 billion to the military.

Good Lord. Think about that. Billion. Not one billion. You'd think one billion would fund something, but $718 billion. I mean, that's a lot of bullets, man. Two billion to infrastructure.

It's kind of weird, right? Like we have to drive on the roads and we have to go to airports and we have to go to public buildings and sidewalks and think about your community. I don't know how it is where you are, but in Los Angeles, it is a disaster. They have let the roads go, the sidewalks go, the highways go. It is, you know, Los Angeles should be a beautiful city.

it's very ugly in many ways and they do not maintain it well and it is kind of a shit show here so they provide $2 billion in infrastructure to the whole country which probably covers almost nothing

and then they give $900 billion to Social Security $700 billion to the military $700 billion to the military and they give $1 billion in foreign aid. So they give half of what they give to this country to strange countries. And yet they won't invest. Why don't they invest $700 billion in infrastructure?

Why don't we have new airports? Why don't we have new roads, sidewalks, highways, bridges? I think that's disgusting. So it's a ton of money. money, right? And then here's another, here's another tax thing. The top 1%, okay, could this be you? The top 1% of wage earners, these are people who make over 500,000 a year. That's the top 1%. Now remember, 44% don't pay any taxes. So that leaves about 50% of us, the due, and out of the 50% the do, check this out, 39% pay most all those taxes. Okay?

So of all the taxes paid every year, 39% pay those taxes. Isn't that crazy? The top 1% pay 39% of all yearly taxes. And here you have people attacking people who have done well, who make money, who make money in a country where you're supposed to make money, who make money in a country that's a capitalist society, where that's the whole idea, in a country where people can make money and reinvest that money, into the country and create jobs and create industry and create innovation and give billions

away to charity? I think somehow some of these politicians have created this narrative that these people who make billions of dollars just sit on it. They put it in their basement and go and roll around in it at night. No, this money is very active. A lot of this money goes right back into the economy. A lot of this money creates opportunity for you and me. They build buildings. They re-designed cities. They create things. They invest in inventions. They invest in research. They donate billions to charity. I mean, it's just silly to think that they just hold on to all this money. So rich people pay most of the taxes. But here's where you really get hit. Here's where the average fans. Here's where the average fans. family really gets hit. It's not income taxes, the overall income taxes that kick people in the butt. Here's what really kills you. It's the state and local taxes that cause the middle

class to be hit harder. So not only are people paying the federal income tax across the country, but then your local politicians are adding state taxes and local taxes. And that's where you really get boned. So if you're only paying taxes across the country, your income tax would be a lot lower. And so sometimes you've got to turn to your local authorities and politicians and go, why the hell am I paying so much? So anyways, I just wanted to put that out there because, you know, when these politicians, when the president goes on TV and says, we're going to create a $2 trillion tax incentive or a $2 trillion care package, you go, where the hell does that come from? You know, just throwing around numbers like their spaghetti. Trillion.

It's just weird. You know, did you ever think in your lifetime that you'd hear these kind of numbers happening? You know? It's just weird. You know, when you were a kid, it was probably, when you heard the word a million, it was like, oh, my God, a million. Are you crazy? and now you hear trillion more often than I'd like to hear it. In fact, I've forgotten billion somewhere along the way.

When I was a kid, a million was Mount Everest. And then we got to trillion so quickly, I barely acknowledged billion. So that's kind of a common word now, trillion. But how about this? And I'll close on this. but this is how much higher it can go. Okay? We have billion, trillion, quadrillion, quintillion,

sextillion, octillion, non-illion, decillion, undecillion, undeclion, dowdichilian, tredicillian, quat quat ordachyllian, quindicillian, sexdillion, oh my God, we got another one with sex in it, septendichelian, octodacillian, novemadaiketikilian, and the last one, virginitilion, which sounds like a gum disease.

And that's as long as the list is. I guess the last one's just infinity attillion. trillion or something. But these are real words. But what I'm scared of is one day we're going to start hearing some of these words. And trillion will just be a memory the way million is. Scary stuff, man. And to think it's all coming from like 60% of us. And 39% of that 60% is paying most of it. It's crazy. Sorry, no, the top 1% is paying 39% of that 60.

Oyo, yo, man. So there you go. Just a little number stuff I thought you might find interesting. and scary at the same time. But my last thought is, you know, it's so funny when you go through something like this and you realize that society could dissolve and all our institutions could dissolve

and the buildings and the framework could collapse. And then you go, what is money? What is it? It's something we made up. It's something we took some, some pulp from a tree, and we dyed it green, and we cut it into little rectangles and stamped a number on it. And somehow this is our reality. Well, that'll be $45,000, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, 10, 20, 30, 40, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5,000,

that paper we made out of that pine tree and dyed green and stamped numbers on. Thank you for handing me that pile of rectangles we created on a machine. But luckily, I've got $3,000 in my bank account. Well, have you ever seen it? No, but it's there. I've got that number on my little bank book here. I've got that number in my records. So you've got a piece of paper that says the number 3,000 on it?

Yes, I do. That's how much money I have, but you've never seen it. No, I haven't, but I have the number. Okay, I could write down $7,000. And do I have it? Well, no, because it's not, well, you have a number written down. I know, but mine's, well, it's just kind of weird, man. Like when everything goes away, money's nothing.

It doesn't mean anything. But isn't this funny how this is how we live our lives? This is what we chase our whole lives. This is what our societies are built around. Our empires are built around this thing we created. No other creature in nature acknowledges money. No other creature in nature has currency. It's just weird, man. It's weird. And it doesn't matter if you're Bill Gates or you're a homeless guy. If the whole system collapses, guess what? If you run into Bill Gates on a sidewalk and you run into a smelly old homeless guy,

it don't matter. There's no difference. All you've got is another human being. And all that stuff, all that accumulation, all that currency, you might as well have a box of air. so something to think about as we get back to our normal lives hopefully think about what money is think about the root of it think about how it controls you think about how it guides you in your life ask yourself is that what you want

do you want do you want the dollar to be steering the course of your life Do you want to chase this imaginary thing we made up? I don't know. Maybe that's what this is all about to make a stake. 1-0-0-0-0-0-0. 0-0-0. 0-0. 0-0.

So sexual. A trillion. Okay, there you go. Let's move on. Can we get to something funny? Can we, Roger? Is Dr. Charles Asmunch on the line yet? He is.

Okay. This guy, Dr. Charles Ashman, Munch, an astute scholar, scientist. And he's going to walk us through the science of the COVID-19. coronavirus. Hello, doctor, are you there, sir? Dr. Asmunch? Hello, how are you, Hyland? Yes, there he is. How are you, sir? Good afternoon. It's wonderful to be with you, and thank you for having me on the show. Well, it's great to have you here, and you're the perfect person to really walk us through this mind field of coronavirus. We're all getting different information at times it's confusing it's complex it's uh is there any way you can kind of simplify it or take it take us through it with your scientific knowledge well it's absolutely a

tough one island i mean this is a complicated virus and uh you know it's not easy for the layman to uh to decipher well exactly that's my point and if if you could just walk us through it and and explain to us, you know, how it works and where we can expect it to go and, you know, kind of give us the arc or the timeline for this thing, doctor. Well, okay. Well, you know, this, first let me begin with the origins of the virus, if you don't mind. Great. Let's start at the beginning.

So this type of virus, Harlan, was incubated in an environment that was gastronomic to the interface. according to and then stay with me here according to the biometrics of the incision that was created by the implosion that occurred in the fourth strata of the ninth renegade so the so what I'm saying is the the very beginning of something like this is a cumulative progression of a collective narrative that has pronouns, affixations, mixed with a series of tints, colors, and drainage systems. Okay. And so for people that are sitting at home and going, you know, should I go out, shouldn't I go out, what is your kind of advice to them, Dr. Charles Asmunch? Excellent, excellent question, Harland. And what we have to remember, if you're willing to go outside and if you're trying to determine if you should go outside, you have to be very aware of the affliction that culminates on the bacterial probe

that has a downsized inverted collective organism that is always at the forefront of the nostalgic cerebrum that happens to have a cauterized synopsis. What I'm trying to get at, Harland, is there's a sprouting effect that comes from the aluminum tuberculosis that you want to avoid replenishing, if you will, and I know that's a big term for some, but replenishing the branching effect that comes from the octopod that glimmers on the inside of the restitution foul. So, but what is, okay, so we should go outside or we shouldn't go outside? Well, you make it sound so easy, but let me, let me break it down for you, Ireland. Basically, you've got the singular layer, okay? Okay, the singular layer of the transponder that's going into the number situation. that's converted by the triangular influx of molecular biology

that stems from the tinted artery and the left femur. Wow, you know, doctor, we respect your pedigree, you're a renowned scientist, and I hope I'm not insulting you, sir, but if you could bring it down even a little more to the layman's terms, I think maybe we're getting a little lost in the language here. Maybe just if you could even simplify it a little more for us. Absolutely, absolutely. Well, let me start again.

From a digital standpoint, okay? A digital standpoint. Correct. From a digital standpoint, what we've got to do is we've got to learn to bend and reflect the polar lens that gives us the circular vibrations that are traveling through the continuum. Now, if we're willing to do that and we're willing to bolt the esophagus onto the cranium, I think we'll have a palable seal, we'll have a star cluster that could never ever be dialed into. to a digital backbone or a vertebrae that collided with the variables on the citrus?

You know, doctor, I, some of your words, I'm not sure they're really connecting for our audience or for me even. And I'm, I don't want to get impatient with you, sir, but some of what you're saying almost, it's so advanced, maybe it's not making sense. sense. Well, you know, this is one of the dilemmas that someone, my stature has to deal with Highland, and it's not easy explaining science to the lay people, but let me give it one more stab. When you perforate the injunction, one has to factor in that there is going to be a carburetor effect where the toxicity, okay, of the, um, of the, um, fourth parallel will eventually collide with the tsunami effect that we're having when we regulate the circular patterns that are pulsating from the reflective flare, if you will.

You know, Dr. Asmunch, I just, as much as we're glad you called in, I'm just not sure if we're getting here with and what I'd like to do is maybe just end it with Well, you know, this is a serious dilemma and you have to understand, Arland, that

we can only build the infrastructure as far as the globular you know a, you know, a, c, c, c, c c c c c c c professor keratin,

uh, permits. There's always going to be an algae supply that goes through the regulator, of course, and reflects back onto the horseshoe effect. And we'll always have a magnetic compulsion to want to calibrate, or calibrate, if you will, the ear lobe minus, of course, seven or eight metallic. You know, doctor, I think we're going to leave it there. I'm not sure if you've maybe confused us a little more or, you know, I just don't think this helped. Well, you know, why don't you go buy a bag of apples and shove them up your ass and go fuck off the edge of a cliff.

Fuck you. What that? A bag of apples. I was just trying to... Did anyone get any of that? Aye, aye, aye. I'm... All right.

We tried. Was he gone? Jeez, he gets so mad at the end. He's just got so much knowledge. It's like overwhelming. I can't take it. I'm sure what he said was perfectly fine. It probably...

To anyone with half a brain listening, you're probably right. Right, I get it. it, but I guess I'm just, maybe I'm a bit too simple to piece it all together, but whatever, we tried, heesh. Well, I think we'll leave it there for today, gang. I hope you're all doing safe. I hope you're all being smart and taking care of yourselves, and hopefully you had a little fun listening to the Harland Highway podcast and Viourable. episode number six and uh you know we'll try and sneak some more in as we go along to help you get

through this thing hopefully hopefully it's helping you or maybe it's just annoying you it's like god does he have to keep putting out these podcasts christ i mean this this virus is stressful enough it's then this we have to listen to this well you know it's up to you you can turn it off. But no, I'm having a blast doing it, and I hope you're all doing well. If you want some more comedy, don't forget, I'll give a little plug to my Patreon page. Go to patreon.com backslash Harland Williams, P-A-T-R-E-O-N, Patreon. Patreon.com back-slash Harlan Williams.

And I'm showing my comedy series, two guys in their underpants, which is, demented and silly and funny. And then I've started posting another mini-series that I have created over the years. It's very serious and dark. It's called The Australian. And it's a series about this kind of a lone scraggler who wanders through the wasteland after a virus has wiped out all of mankind. It's very timely.

And I've been posting episodes of that. and there's new ones coming quickly. So I hope you enjoy the Australian, two guys in their underpants and other offerings that I put up exclusively on my Patreon page. So check it out, patreon.com backslash Harland Williams. And I hope you enjoy. And until next time, be safe.

Put your face mask on. Put your space goggles on. and have a nice big ball of chicken chalman baby