The Headgum Podcast - 104: Rehired

Episode Date: May 27, 2022

Amir, Marika, and Johnny join Geoff to put and end to his unemployment nonsense and to discuss his unimportant emotions, fish roe, and ice. Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. Feel free to take as much time as you guys need, but how are your guys' days? How are your guys' days. Yeah, how are your guys' days? I don't know. I just feel like a lot of pressure to answer at this point because of the music. I would say above average today.

Good day so far. Nothing. You heard it here first. Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld rocking the fucking tea at los angeles california all of it bleeped all of that including the color of my shirt cool boy must your guys faces be red why because i'm fucking back it feels like it feels like you are i don't know yet i wanted to hear what you guys had to say you're already backpedaling i don't know what's gonna happen you had on the show yeah you had the tone of someone who had that fuck you confidence but it seems like it's

a thin veneer you're actually a scared little boy aren't you and also like what is johnny gonna do you know help yeah i don't have any kind of leverage i'm not gonna help you really i'd like to maintain my job yeah yeah. Ideally, you reinstate me in the next five to ten minutes. Sure. And then we have a normal episode. Fine. Sure I am? That's the happiest I've ever seen him.

He wanted a life raft. We threw him a honey nut Cheerio. All right. life raft. We threw him a honey nut cheerio. Alright. I'm pretty happy about this to be honest. I can't personally deal with posting another audio book reading at 1230 AM

because it truly gave me nightmares yeah and what was that episode title fuck it yeah got your attention didn't it that was released this morning at 1 a.m. pacific and here you fucking are out of obligation

technically we agreed to this before that went up here are your options right what option we already said you're back oh so i'm playing celebration to be mad at us you can be a little happier doing it you guys are like begrudgingly allowing me back to host the show so it is a head gum podcast again yeah it always was you seemingly commandeered the feed or something i do have a couple requests demands really going forward okay i want complete creative autonomy you've already had that i want a fee for hosting the show every week you get paid to do that i want a microphone that i can keep at my house so if i have to do ads or record from home i can yeah where are you what are you doing right now okay Okay. And I want access to both studios depending on what city I'm in.

Yeah. If the schedule's open. You definitely have keys, key cards. Okay, then. So you're fine. My demands have been met. All your demands are met, yeah. So we're just going to move on like nothing happened for three weeks?

I mean, hopefully. What you wanted, yeah. Like, what else would you want? Yeah. I mean hopefully what you wanted yeah like what what else would you what do you want yeah um I don't know

I kind of got everything I wanted I guess I could ask for a raise I think you guys need me more than I need you you demanded

to get hired back and you said fuck it. You're pretty much at your wits end. I'm at my wits end? You haven't seen my wits end? All over the place, man. You gotta focus. I'm a traitor today. You're mad, you're happy.

The swings are too wild. Just focus. Johnny, you're a fashionista have you ever been to Mad Happy no I don't here we are again you're backpedaling the quality is already getting worse as we go on I think I've been there

you're mentioning something so specific but where is it I think there used to be one it's a global brand there used to be one in Williams used to be one in Williamsburg I think it closed though Jeff is mad happy

you're mad and then you're happy you keep bouncing back between those two I didn't have a great time the last three weeks because I thought I was unemployed also can we talk about so you did you got fired but you somehow snuck into our company offsite the very next week. I don't really understand how that happened, but you did suddenly show up at the Ondaz and we haven't really discussed the offsite and you're sneaking in.

I want to talk Ondes because ultimately that is on dawes johnny let's start with you what was your rosebud thorn of the headgum company off-site slash retreat two and a half so the rose the rose was arriving in very sunny arizona um i had the world at my fingertips it felt like and then the thorn, let's just get right to it, was getting that message from you saying that we are going to be rooming together at the Ondas. And this is a true thing. We did room together.

Everyone else got their own room. Including people who got hired the Monday before. Yeah, but like, are we really going to put a new hire in with like, you know, marty that seems to be like the worst possible situation i think i also i never brought this up with anyone during the thing did anyone else's rooms have overhead lights because mine did not and i it was like a struggle i had to like go around around and turn on a bunch of different lamps to get enough light in the bedroom area.

Major key alert. Every lighting designer knows that homes and bedrooms should never have overhead lighting. No. It is lamps. What's that? What? It is lamps.

What's that? It's going to take some time to heal from this, by the way. From what? You've shickened me on the other episode. On the company. I didn't stop working. None of us did, to be clear. Well, Johnny, you understand why Jeff didn't get his own room obviously and yeah you can sort of understand why you were the best sort of roommate for jeff like

who else could we have put with jeff that would have resulted in a better outcome than you i guess he could have no yeah i understand i completely understand. Yeah, I could have. I probably am the only person who could have tolerated him just because I'm a I'm a pacifist and I don't want to hurt anybody. But Jeff really did. Yeah, you wouldn't engage in fisticuffs. Did you guys get. Were you guys on the same schedule or were you like one of you asleep before the other awake before the other? We were pretty much on the same schedule so

anytime that's good i would wake up he would be right behind me that's good anything to say about it yeah can i speak yeah jeff what's that um can i speak oh yeah i mean you've been talking slash yelling this whole episode. You could definitely speak. Now you're aloof for some reason. When I show up to the show and like try to have a normal conversation, you guys also tear me apart. And then the listeners get angry because this isn't what they subscribe for.

I'm delivering what they want. So be a host be a better host how I don't know how we had a complete audit where we told you exactly what you needed to do to get better did you take any of the advice probably not also we asked you to speak on what conversation we were

talking about and you and in turn you're just yelling at us again what are we talking about the Andaz yeah Johnny said it's Thorne now we have to hear his Rose and Bud I already said the Rose

arriving in sunny Arizona and Bud I guess what I'm looking forward to I guess going back again. Yeah. Wait. Next year we're going back to the Ondas? Where else do we go? Anywhere else? Interesting. We could go to Reno. Marty will take that

into consideration. I liked the Ondas. I just like new experiences. Right. Reno would be fun. Have you ever been there? I love Reno. Been to the airport. Nice. My rose? Yes. Getting to

see all the people that I haven't met yet and that I work closely with like Katie and Anya and Casey that was really fun um my thorn the fact that my room didn't have any overhead lighting um and my bud would be at some point hopefully coming to LA.A. to meet Sam, who's the only person that I still have not met. Yeah, Sam couldn't release her shackles enough to go to Scottsdale. Nice.

That's a joke for nine people. Not even the whole company, just nine. Not even the whole company, just nine. No, what I was going to say before I was so rudely interrupted was... By who? Nobody interrupted you. You're going to keep being mean to me. I'm going to do work instead. That's a real threat, actually.

Don't do that, please. Some of the world's most respected interior designers will are on record saying uh you should never put over overhead lighting into uh home fine but when lamps the entire space is one room i have a problem with it and the lamps were low hanging the lamps were low hanging next to the bed. And you're right. But with better lamps, I don't think we'd be having a different conversation.

We wouldn't. A hundred percent. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh my God. You're so underqualified to talk about any of this. I did outline a normal episode. Should we just do it? I think it's going to take some- What about a mirror? Oh, great. And you. I can't fucking wait. I did outline a normal episode. Should we just do it?

I think it's going to take some... What about Amir? Oh, great. And you. I can't fucking wait. Amir, what's your rosebud thorn? The highlight was getting to hang out with everybody. IRL. Sharing a meal.

Learning how to golf. It was really fun. Discussing our shared visions for growing the company had you never golfed before? never golfed, I've done mini golf I've never done driving range real golf before you were like one of the top people on the leaderboard

yes thank you for bringing that up I was sort of a natural because of my proclivity for racket sports been playing a lot of tennis and that kind of translated to my golf game. But yeah, I consider myself somebody who's sort of primed to learn slash get to know golf on a more meaningful level.

I'd like to learn about the clubs, sort of survey the greens, and putting is always fun in mini golf, so that would be fun to sort of pair with my top golf ability. And the thorn the thorn worst part of the weekend um might have been the soup you loved the soup i didn't care for the soup. That was an 1130 AM 93 degrees out

middle of the summer in the desert mushroom bisque. It was a creamy parsnip soup. And it had an umami sort of flavor slash confusing. Yeah.

I'm not even close to done how much more could you say I was gonna say I couldn't put my finger on the spices of it yeah you talked about that for a while on the day too yes exactly itac is like yeah it could have been oh that's like a little tangy right to me it struck it struck me as sort of

like a grain chowder i can i can vibe with that grain I would say the food the food in uh Arizona not my fave overall wow that's my hot my hot take I thought there was some good food what about that taco bell that we got the last night yeah the pizza that I got the last night casey and i got a pizza that was delicious we went to an outdoor club i think that was probably worth mentioning the type of place where ladies bring out your orders like ringside girls with whistles and fireworks for some reason type of place i'd never seen that yeah yeah so imagine i feel like we it wasn't every order it was just the champagne bottles i guess it was sort of a hooters meets sports bar vibe where they were showing a giant hockey game

sports on single to Maya. Yeah. I, uh, Oh, and well, I guess I feel bad if he's listening. Nevermind.

No, please let's throw people under the bus. Actually, he, he felt like he didn't know that you were still like making content. So I think it's fine to talk about cause he's not going to hear this. Some guy comes up to a mirror and says, uh, Oh yeah,

this is okay. I thought you were talking about somebody in our company yeah we could talk shit about strangers all we want so we'll never hear this comes up to amir and he's like trying to make amir place a bet on some game yeah he was a sports betting app uh he walked from table to table trying to get people to sign up for it but i don't know if you noticed this amir he was like like how much can i put you down for amir yeah he knew my name right off the bat and then afterwards he was like and what's your name by the way yeah and then i said it yeah maybe he maybe he said your name and you didn't react to it so that's why he was wrong yeah i did not hear the name like it was a joke and then you told him and he's like, no, like, I'm just kidding, bro.

Like, I know who you are. And then you were like, oh, cool. Yeah, it was a very awkward interaction. I liked that I wasn't the center of it. Well, he said he was. He said he was a fan of mine and Jake. And then I was like, oh, Jake's right there. And he's like, no, I'll talk to you guys later.

Like, did not care about to do the same bit to Jake whatsoever. He left and never came back. Yeah. Yeah, we did never see. Also, did he work for an app or did he just try to get you to gamble? Or did he just have a t-shirt and a promo code? Yeah. I saw other people from that place

around there. Johnny bought some lays. I got laid. Potato chips? There was a woman. Ah, that's good. I got laid there was a woman ah that's good I got a couple don't put down the other guests I purchased a few

lays from a woman walking around initially when she first came around I said no but I promised her I'd buy a few later and she did indeed come back around and i made good on my promise so yeah that's nice of you i got pretty drunk that night

and i irish goodbyed i was dead sober did you leave by yourself? I did. You just like sort of walked away because you were drunk? Yeah. I went to the bathroom and like the urinals were taken. So I sat down to pee and some guy who was right behind me tried to... You don't have to sit down in the stall, by the way. You can still stand up. I know, but I was like, the room was spinning.

And the guy behind me like to jokingly push through the door as I was going into the stall. And I was just like, nice. And then closed the door on him. And I was like, I got to get out of here. I hate this bar. And if I stay, I'm going to embarrass myself. So I went back to the Andaz.

How'd you get back? I lifted. Why do you ask questions about the worst part of stories? it's kind of hard to get a car there because it was like they closed down streets I'm wondering yeah I walked like two blocks and got a car that's the fucking answer

to your question and that's not good to hear nobody's entertained are you not entertained? no I'm not you don't even have to ask all right so you get back to the on dots and who's there that's gonna be um casey america miria um anya eventually i don't know i went back to my room for a little bit just to drink some water and settle down. And then people were ordering food, so I met everybody around a fire. And it was Joel, Brad, Anya, Johnny, Adam, and Berkman. And you were wasted at this point? Or you were saying you were getting super drunk?

I was sobered up by then. Okay. Did you order food or just sort saying you were getting super drunk? I was sobered up by then. Okay. Did you order food or just sort of eat what other people ordered? I think he ate what other people ordered. I had one boneless chicken nugget and a Taco Bell

Doritos Locos. Who ordered that for themselves? Whose did you steal from there? I ordered the Doritos Locos but because I took so long to sober up in our room by the time I got there it was soggy and cold

so I had one boneless chicken nugget that's great man yeah you know what I'm gonna take five minutes because I'm what I'm gonna take five minutes okay cause I'm so I'm feeling violent

right now and what I need excuse me I'm having uh this nixie um sparkling water watermelon mint it's getting me all Nixie. Sparkling water.

Watermelon mint. It's getting me all. Burpy. Oh, there we go. At Drink Nixie is the. Twitter Insta for it it what were we saying you have to take five because you're feeling should we cut to a commercial like there's no need for the five minutes to happen now

and then we cut to an ad. Let's wrap it in the ad. I made this t-shirt. If we want to talk about that. Why won't you die? Guess not. That was to Amir. Late. I do want to hear.

I do want to hear. Talk. Talk. Now do want to hear. No, I want to hear. Now you want me to talk? Oh my God. I always wanted to. Let's take a break and then we'll hear about Marie's t-shirt. Yeah, let's take a break. God.

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Oh my God. You can't act like that wasn't the clumsiest eight minutes in podcasting history. We can't just rebound from that. I'm no stranger to being a rebound. No, I form emotional connections with women who have just gotten out of long-term relationships and then uh i get my feelings hurt because of it rika the shirt let's yeah um so i made a shirt that let's see i don't know if you can see what

it says but oh yeah it's like white on pink, so it's hard to read. I first... It's all of the movies that have come out recently that are just titled with an animal. So it says first cow, pig, lamb, wolf, dog, and then men. That's good. I love that. It's also just a list of animals though. Not men. Yeah, and men, but that's good I love that it's also just a list of animals though not men but yeah and men but that's an animal

and also first cow that's cool it's the first one so it's first cow have you seen men I haven't seen men yet comes out this week or it's out right now and honestly I've only seen first cow pig and dog because uh lamb

i think is too scary for me i'll watch wolf eventually maybe it's not it was very confusing that lamb movie yeah i just don't like the vibe of his little head and his little body. I love lambs, though. People must think it's like a Zodiac shirt or something like that. Yeah, but if they get it, then they know. They really get it, yeah. That's sort of your niche is really hyper-specific T-shirts where you love it.

But most people definitely have no idea yeah actually the sam unshackled shirt might be a good one for your next collection that would be great you just come up with that amir welcome to fish row v wade davis davis Wade Davis who's Wade Davis he was an MLB player Wade Davis what about Dean

Wade that would have been good too he was a Babe Ruth award winner and a member of the Royals 2015 World Series winning team. Listen, there's been a lot of dark legislation being discussed and passed or being teed up to pass. So I thought we could kind of lighten the mood a little bit by making our own Roe v. Wade and that's going to be Fish Roe v. Wade Davis

so we have to decide which is more important Fish Roe which is the basis for caviar and oftentimes on sushi or Wade Davis the former World Series champion which is more important? or Wade Davis, the former World Series champion. Which is more important?

Yeah. So that's the game? There's no rounds or anything? It's just a debate? It's mostly a debate. I mean, so roe, for those who don't know, is the fully ripe internal egg masses in the ovaries of a fish and also certain

marine animals like shrimp, urchins, etc. Do you guys like Roe? It kind of creeps me out. I'm not a huge fan of it. Never had it.

Me neither. It doesn't seem like, it's those orange balls, you know, that sometimes come on sushi. Yeah.

Not for me. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's kind of balls you know that sometimes come on sushi yeah not for me oh okay yeah yeah i i guess it's kind of like caviar caviar is different though caviar is uh roe from a sturgeon yeah so it's not really that different so i said it's kind of like caviar and you said that's actually caviar is different it's roe from a sturgeon. Let's everyone keep calm. And other fish like the flathead gray mullet. So that's roe. Caviar is roe.

If we were in the studio I would be so terrible with you. This is why we shouldn't hire you back. I think the fish eggs are more important. Than Wade Davis yeah

than the other thing in the debate because the fish eggs like provide jobs for a lot of people forget jobs I mean talk about vitamin B12 these things are carrying grenades and that shit

yes no I'm not taking a side. I'm mediating. I'm just saying. You're not mediating by asking leading questions. I'm not a lawyer. Okay. Thank God. You know she's right.

What else do you want us to say is that the fucking consensus because i think wade davis is a 36 year old person all right with a huge career ahead of him outside of baseball you think he's a 36 year old person how is this episode worse than fuck it the audiobook of zona gale yeah he's gone really really good he also sort of had a meltdown the last time we did the show the 100th episode so it's sort of becoming a an ep i used to leave early now he's leaving early where'd you go? I've been congested for a year so what'd you do? I uh some snot came out again

thanks you should do nasal irrigation oh a netty yeah I need to do a netty now we have monkey pox going around oh my god my mom texted me yesterday we were talking about sure you can keep talking whatever man we have to move on but i want to hear the

story just let the song play and we'll be in the new segment and then you can talk about it i think we decided fish row right yeah Yeah. What were you saying marika nothing oh sharing screens again okay can you see this yeah yeah there's a picture of something called ready ice and then there's like some picture to the right of it which is part of that picture or something. It's kind of glitching. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to The Price of Ice. Yeah. Okay.

Price is right rules. Price of rice rules. Basically, we're going to be guessing the price of ice. And that's it. Can I guess? Yeah, what do we think? This is seven pounds of ready ice. $3.99. $3.99?

Getting me with that? Marika, you're better than that. You're better than that, man. Getting me? Stop. No. Let other people guess yeah you're leading you said it's prices right rules and immediately don't throw a temper tantrum yeah Drew Carey never threw a hissy bit because he did something wrong Johnny

259 I'm here 499 that's gonna be 129 because it's only 7 pounds that's a lot of water yeah think about how much that would cost if it was water.

Yeah, I mean. 20, 30 bucks. Smart water is already a liter of that. There you go. All right, what is it? Is it shaved ice? What the hell is this? That's going to be party ice.

Party ice. It's 20 pounds. What is party ice? 20 pounds. It's party-sized ice, I think. Shit. Fuck, I told myself this think. Shit. Fuck. I told myself this one.

It just looks like a bag of snow. I really need to know what kind of ice I'm dealing with. Because if it's like crunchy ice, if it's like sonic ice, that's a whole other ball game. That's like premium ice. Mm-hmm. Just name your like premium ice. That would just... Name your price

of ice. How many? 20 pounds? 20 pounds. Fucking, I don't know. 7.50. Okay. Johnny? I'd say 3 bucks. Okay. Ammer?

3.01. 3.01. Correct! Amor 301 correct that's gonna be 529 Bryce's right rules Amir was the closest here we go Arctic Glacier premium ice 20 pounds fucking hell what did you think would happen

yeah you don't get to make the game and begrudge it this is What did you think would happen? Yeah. You don't get to make the game and begrudge it. This is because of you. I won last round, so I'll set the price. I want to know what the ice looks like. This is just a bag of ice that's not translucent. Since it's premium, I'll go high, $8.99. It's going to go fucking $6. I don't care anymore.

Jesus, you broke Marika. You realize how hard that is to do. I love ice. And she loves games. One of my favorite subjects. John? $7. Go in the middle.

Marika, it was $5.99. You're off by a penny arrowhead premium ice 7 pounds with a resealable bag this is a premium bag I mean they're all roughly between $2 and $7

fucking $2 I'll go 99 99 she really gets 99 I'll say 250 it was 199 wow very good so I won

according to who this is the other thing all of these different ices are on one instagart yes that's insane you can do a flight one of each how much more do we have just so we know there's seven more slides oh my god i don't know what shape ice this is cubes i think but no this is like dollar store no way no no one sells full cubes of ice 10 pounds guess name your price of ice 199 two dollars two dollars wow okay 250 250 johnny takes it 15 fucking dollars i hate this game i want to know what this ice looks like and you're just showing me bags there weren't secondary photos if that makes you feel better or worse I want to know what this ice looks like. And you're just showing me bags. There weren't secondary photos if that makes you feel better or worse.

It doesn't. You should have found some fucking $3.99. Okay, okay. I actually really do love Luigi's real Italian ice. And... What the fuck? Seven. $6.99.

Okay. Johnny? $2.79. Marika, what was your guess? $3.99. Marika takes it. $6.10. Inflation's crazy, man.

Smearing off ice. $19.99. Party like it's 1999. Marika, was that a dig at my employment status? What? Marika said $10.99. $ 10.99 yeah obviously not i'd say 15 johnny takes it 16.99 you guys think you're better than me in what way i'm just saying do you guys think you're better than me well you did almost kill Johnny's mom so yeah I have that one

on you and you made us play the price of ice two equally terrible things two equally terrible Marika I think I'm better than you at a lot of things but I think you're better than me at a lot of things but I think you're better than me at certain things but the list of

Marika being better at you things is vast and like the few things that you're better at than Marika is a thin list as they say but maybe it makes your quality of life better.

Yeah, like an ignorance is bliss kind of way. Maybe you're better at fun things. And I'm just better at like filling in documents, you know what I mean? No, no, no. Don't discount yourself, Marika. I think you're better at things like

on the scale of like, oh understanding like landscapes of industries and then Jeff might be good with a hacky sack every once in a while hacky sack's a good skill yeah but I'm not I think that was an example and I can't hacky sack

can you futsal actually I did play futsal that was easy I don't know what futsal? Actually, I did play futsal. That was easy. I don't know what futsal is. Oh, so you have that on Marika. So she's good at everything else, and you know what futsal is. Yeah.

What's that? Bond of the fucking week. Jesus Jesus your heart's not even in it I feel on the verge of a breakdown but um my bond of the week is um William Verge you've broken down so many times during this record

your last episode was fuck it well that was not a breakdown I was just saying that my bond of the week is William Freezy Green who's that? he invented 3D uh oh here we go do you guys know about William Freezy Green? I actually do I know about 3D. Uh-oh, here we go. Do you guys know about William Freezy Green?

I actually do. I know about 3D. And I know about Freezy. You must not know 3D. You must not know 3D. It's an effect like optical illusion. When I was fired, I made home intrusions. Soul cash.

You must not know 3D. You must not know 3D. You made home intrusions. Sold cash. The best 3D movie is Spy Kids. So don't you ever for a second get to thinking. I won't invade your home. I know where Amir and Johnny live. Not me, though.

Yeah. It seems like even more than usually, you didn't sleep enough last night. How many hours did you get? Over or under five? Are you asking me the over or under? Because I know the answer. You have to ask them.

What is the answer? Under five. I think it is just five. If you want to go by the minutiae my sleep app said five hours two minutes and the day before I got five hours. What sleep app do you use? Sleep cycle.

Okay. I don't have a sleep app Nia. I have a sleep appnea I have a sleep app I just I need one sleep cycle is great Marika cool do you do you do it with like the that's the one where you like set your phone on it like

records you sleeping it works yeah all right I tried that before but I was like I didn't have a good place to put my phone anyway how does it know when is the stranger things fucking podcast I tried that before, but I was like, I didn't have a good place to put my phone. Anyway. How does it know if you're a waker? When is the Stranger Things fucking podcast over? I'm sorry to say, but they're dominating the studio schedule. I think they haven't started releasing it.

Releases the day that this comes out. It was the first episode, actually. So check that out. It'll be fun. Oh, yeah. All things. How many It'll be fun. Oh, yeah. All things. How many episodes? The official Stranger Things podcast.

And how many are in the can? It's going to be 10 episodes. And how many are done? Because this show keeps getting bumped. Of course. Such a low priority. I'm not going to answer that question. Yeah.

We don't know the answer yet. I know the answer. Netflix isn't even going to exist in two years. I can't. So wrong. I can't back up that message. You won't exist in two years. God willing.

Yeah. I'll unsee it. With that sleep schedule. Because I can take it. Obviously not. No, you can't. Yes, I can take it obviously not Marika said $10.99 as a guess and you thought it was a dig at your employment status

by the way if you could send your invoice that would be great I don't know if you've invoiced us yet yeah have you yes Katie handles my payments no I do Marty said to email them to katie yeah you emailed them to katie but i paid them we're a tag team i don't know i mean we got to fucking figure this shit out

because i'm not gonna keep jumping in the lion's den like this every week and you guys obviously don't want me to come here with this antagonistic attitude but it's the serpent eating its own tail right because i show up on edge because i know that i'm going to be ganged up on as bad as i might be to you guys at least you it's three on one right every fucking week true name one episode where we just had a good time you literally never allow that to happen because if we're not doing exactly what you want, you yell at us. And then obviously we're upset. We're trying our best. We want positivity as much as you do.

There's too many people to fucking please. When you guys are happy, the audience isn't. There's three people. And in theory, we're all friends. When the audience is happy, you guys had a bad time. When I'm sad, nobody fucking helps me out you know if you have a business you didn't build that I'm sleeping you off

that's actually cool it kind of looks like he's doing paradiddles like a drum thing yeah right with his middle finger it's especially fun because this is all at Jeff's expense He's doing paradiddles, like a drum thing. Yeah, right. With his middle finger. Nice. It's especially fun because this is all at Jeff's expense. Yeah.

He's just kind of sitting there, but he did ask for it. He did the bring it on hand motion. He said he could take it. Mm-hmm. Marika, who's your bond of the week my bond of the week um i'm gonna go with maybe andy samberg because i'm going to watch um chip and dale rescue rangers this evening watch Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers this evening. And I love Andy Sandberg so.

I don't hate that pick. Thank you. You'd be good. I think you'd be fun. I kind of want it like Andy Sandberg with 2007 Andy Sandberg

hair like they're really floppy California guy hairstyle. But that's just't remember that era you're too young Johnny yeah I know I think we should have Ezra

Miller as the next Bond the one who's punching people in Hawaii we've seen that he can fight what about Mr. T that's cool actually Mr. T would be a great choice Jeff play the song you must not know Mr. T you must not know Mr. T

he was on a team called A-Team. He was a wrestler and a guy. Yeah. You must not know about T. You must not know about T. He was a commercial actor in the 90s, so if you

don't ever go for a thinking, you can't drink Mr. T. Can't drink Mr. T. You can't drink Mr. T. It's a good note to end on. Plugs. That's a good one. Listen to All Things Stranger, the official Stranger Things podcast.

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johnnyv on instagram and then neuter your dogs spay your kids you know you can't spay your kids that's

against the law because that would involve sorry yeah kits like kittens yes yeah that's what I meant or goats baby goats kids lamb first cow

first cow pig lamb dog men yeah spay your men how's Jeffrey doing

I don't know leave it in the comments to this YouTube channel I'll read some of the choice ones and make sure that Jeff gets all the constructive criticism he needs. If you have any segment ideas or anything like that, post it below. Namaste. Namaste, as it were.