The Headgum Podcast - 106: Stranger Thongs

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

Headgum's newest account manager, Brad, joins Marika, Grayson, and Geoff to discuss Geoff's foster cat, strange g-strings, and the Balldo®! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. I have a degenerative eye condition. Yummy. Well, two degenerative eye conditions. I have pinguecula on all four sides of my eyes, which are like pink growths. Well, they're just actually growths.

What is it called? Pinguecula? Pink growthulas. And you wonder why you weren't led on raya dude this is why they don't let fucking pink lecula motherfuckers on i was denied before the growths occurred they look at your profile they see it sounds like the production company that made futurama pingekulon that's literally what that sounds like dude this is bullshit i mean you guys are rose costing my eyes.

And then what's the other one? Does it have a better name or not? The other one is my Bowman gland dysfunction. Right. Yeah. Monday morning, quarterbacking. What did you guys realize in hindsight you could have done better this past weekend? Let's start with Marika. How is this a good intro for a podcast?

What's that? Monday morning quarterbacking. It's our first segment. What does that mean? What do you mean, what does that mean? It's like Friday Night Lights, obviously. So, you know, the game went a certain way. The jocks didn't rock it.

They lost. Can you introduce the guests on the podcast fine returning to the show after a months long hiatus Grayson K Wise and then

there's Brad hey so rude making his HeadGum podcast debut is Brad Hilde then there's Brad. Hey, so rude. Please welcome, his HeadGum podcast debut is Brad Hilde. Namaste, Brad,

do you want to tell everybody what you do at the company or not? Yes, namaste. Or not, or not. I am an account manager on the sales team. But what does that mean? Like a lot of people don't work in business.

I procure ad campaign renewals and molly for this show and molly for going i'm the plug yeah at the end plug me um that's cool what's your what's like an ad that you booked recently that you're excited about or not I mean diet and diet smoke

is what I'm working on my foster cat just got on my lap oh my god this is the cat that you're not keeping though I cannot

why not responsibility no it's she's 12 and rickety This is the cat that you're not keeping, though. I cannot. Why not? Responsibility? No, she's 12 and rickety. I can't get attached to her. You're going to kick an old cat out? My therapist joked that I was running a cat hospice. So what do you think about that? I want to see it lift up the cat.

I want to see it lift up the cat oh hate the chest hair in the background yeah the open kimono aww so many animals fur Venus in or otherwise

Brad I know what you're talking about man I mean you know what I'm talking about the play Leopold von what's his name Masak yeah Masak because that's where masochism comes from anyway I haven't tracked

anything that's been going on since this started you lost me at quarterbacking. Yeah. That was the first thing. No, like, was there anything you could have done better this weekend that you're realizing now, in hindsight,

it's 2020? I started doing my hair too late on the weekend I would have started earlier somebody french braided my hair a week ago to the day what's that? I said mmhmm

would love to get your thoughts here it is great photo wow it looks like a good french braid I can't see what it looks like when you're facing forward obviously

so I have a photo of that alright frontal that would be great they're a 360 video it's good I have a photo of that. Yeah, can we see the frontal? That would be great. They're a 360 video. It's good. I like it.

Good hat. Yeah, the hat makes it. Grayson, anything you could have done better this weekend? I asked a girl out on a date and she said no. Why? You know what? Let's get her on. Can I send her the link?

How could anybody say no to you? Listen, you and I are on the same page. Just shocking. So that happened. I could have done, I guess I could have done that better. Well, yeah. How did you do it? Because now I'm starting to worry. With a carrier pigeon how

else would i do it yes no you don't send an animal you never send a bird you say of course you send a bird ellie i would i would never send a mammal but a bird um can you focus i'm trying she loves to be on my lap and i can't do it not today brad right i thought she was rickety she's pretty athletic actually no here she comes yeah there she is all right come on this is not good for audio she doesn't understand like the ins and outs of fucking oral i can't hear her so it's fine brad did you did you ask your wife out on a date and she said yes or no? I mean, no, but I did bury my turtle in my front yard. I've been fostering a turtle.

There's no way. And I could have done that better. You've been fostering a turtle. Don't foster reptiles, I would say. He, let's see, a month ago, wandered into the yard and I was feeding him lettuce, strawberries. Lettuce or Shreddus?

I'm sorry to even ask. Shreddus and lettuce. And he died on Friday. And it was a shallow grave, so I could have done that better, I guess. Actually, genuinely incredible timing on that. Yeah. You could have dug a deeper grave for a turtle.

Is he like sticking out of the top? Are you kidding me, man? Don't you get what's happening? Clearly something is happening. She doesn't care. She doesn't like turtles. Oh my God. The keyboard is like the most important thing, dude.

That was easy. Please explain. Was that you or the cat? That was not me or the cat, Brad. I found my own soundboard here. These are all knockoffs of the same sound. How far in advance

did you plan this? Disgusting voice. This morning. The singer. I knew Mariko would hate that. We have to keep moving on. Are you kidding me?

All right. Jesus. I'm thrown by this. Let's keep it going with everybody's Bond of the Week. Grayson, I'm not sure if you know, but basically every week until the next James Bond is cast, we're going to be lobbing up our picks for the next 007. Yeah, I've done this before, and I'm prepared.

He edits the video podcast. Every week. Every week. Every week. This week, my pick is Shawn Michaels. Imagine James doing sweet chin music on a fool. Who is Shawn Michaels? He's like a former WWF wrestler. Wrestler, really.

Okay, okay. I feel like a Godfather villain right now. Silk robe, black cat. I i mean one of those things is you could have avoided which was the robe obviously and was the cash yeah i don't know if you could have avoided the cat if she could just sit on my lap and relax i could fucking get on with this at least now i have an excuse for why this episode is going to be horseshit. That's a good attitude. I'm going to go Lewis Hamilton

Formula One driver. That would be really fun. Take a steep career change. Does James Bond do a lot of car chases in the movies? Yeah. Okay. So he would certainly be ready for that.

100%. And he's also, James is usually running from someone. And so is Lewis. He has a lot of demons. No, he's just always in front and like just, you know. Well, not anymore. Not this season. That's for damn sure.

Brad, Bond to the week. Kermit the Frog. I would love that. Yes. Muppet Christmas Carol style adaptation style. Michael Caine as... He's not in James Bond. Scrooge.

Scrooge, but so it's not just... It's just a Christmas Carol. Yeah, about with James Bond. Letrooge. Scrooge, but so it's not just, it's just a Christmas Carol. Yeah, about with James Bond. Let's hear your best, the name is James, James Bond in a Kermit voice. James Bond. You fucked it up, even with the voice being fine. The voice was perfect, but the line was hard. Yeah.

I've never seen a James Bond movie. Major key alert, never bite off more than you can chew. Have the foresight to know what to do. Well, you did ask him on the spot, so. Well, I mean, he knows that it's Bond of the Week, all right? It's sort of a cultural touchstone in our company. Totally. Union Square Ventures did a-

You don't make cultural touchstone. Yeah. You don't make cultural touchstone. No, just kidding. I was going to be nice and say you kind of do, but never mind. Union Square Ventures made a present. This is going to make no sense to the audio listeners jeff's foster cat is fully the only thing in the frame it's just fur oh no a little scamp cheek I admire her okay Jesus Christ

uh Grayson bond of the week um covalent who nice covalent bonds I'll give you that one that was next segment yeah um brad let's talk about dating in portland oh my god okay been married for six years but all right what are like the spots like where do you take bay stump town coffee for like the morning a little breakfast sandwich

more of a heart coffee type of guy really what about what's that Pips is that a coffee shop or a restaurant it's a donut place

on Fremont chai where on Fremont hmm chai where on Fremont near the one of the Starbucks I know that usually this show isn't good but this is really bad alright I guess that's dating in Portland

let's have a moment of silence let's have a moment of silence let's have a moment of silence for Terry Melcher who? Terry Melcher don't just say it louder he was a producer he created the California sound and?

okay he died in 2004 and nobody's fucking talking about it oh my god he died in 2004 and nobody's fucking talking about it so are we taking a moment of silence moment of silence man you never interrupt that's not your time to shine by the way wise how long is it Marika kidding me I just wanted to know how long the moment of silence How long is it? Marika!

Kidding me? I just wanted to know how long the moment of silence needs to be. We feel it out! Like a couple beats. If it's long, I'll get up and maybe get some water or something. You know, Marika, a moment of silence is not your time to shine, by the way. It's not me shining. That's just me multitasking. I thought you were shining.

Thank you. A moment of were shiny. Thank you. A moment of silence for Terry Melcher. That was easy. Full steam ahead, obviously. I saw a New york times headline today that said um my marriage my marriage has a third wheel our child let's talk about it um do you guys want to have kids and if so how many would you have and if you have one how do you make sure that that kid isn't like a fucking drag? A third wheel.

Well. Is anyone on the pod right now an only child? Kind of. I have like half siblings that I didn't really grow up with. Okay. So do you consider yourself an only child? And she is looking at me to get back on my knee. Uh, do you consider yourself an only child?

Um, I think yes, just given like, I was the only one living in the house with my parents. So for that reason, kind of. Did you feel like a third wheel at times? I guess so. I feel like if, I don't know, I remember, I specifically remember I never watched the Lord of the Rings movies because my parents wouldn't let me. And they watched them by themselves.

And I remember not being allowed to. Wow. watched the Lord of the Rings movies because my parents wouldn't let me. And they watched them by themselves. And I remember not being allowed to. Wow. And you were like 16 at that point, right? This was last month. No, I don't think I ever felt like a third wheel. Okay. Because this is what Sylvie's parents said.

Here's a typical weeknight scenario in our household. My husband, Tom, our nine-year-old daughter, Sylvie, and I feel like ordering in. And after a lengthy debate, we decide on pizza. Later, while the three of us are eating pepperoni slices and playing Bananagrams, Sylvie reminds Tom that our wedding anniversary is coming up and offhandedly mentions that my favorite flowers are peonies. After a few rounds of the game, we consider a movie. Sylvie proposes Escape from New York, a film that has piqued her curiosity after hearing her father repeatedly imitate Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken. I'll look it up on Common Sense Media to see if it's appropriate, she volunteers, opening my computer.

Unfortunately, she reports gravely, it's for ages 16 and up. Except for a severed head, Sylvie reads aloud, there's little explicit gore. An atmosphere of cynicism and darkness pervades, including a negative depiction of a U.S. president. So, like, in that scenario, brad what would you do with your your boo like is 16 and up can she handle it do you know if we if we had a nine-year-old who wanted to watch gangs of new york specifically but learned that it wasn't age appropriate yes i can't tell what your reaction is there's a cat in your face

this is not where you should be the question that he asked was basically can your wife watch age or age escape from New York that's how he phrased the question we've never seen it and we don't want kids wow

so you sort of made a mockery of this entire prompt, huh? Yeah. I guess it's the Hild show today. Yeah. Let's hear another one of your sounds. Hold on. I guess also don't ask me because I don't want kids. That's what she said.

Grayson, do you want, for lack of a better term, rugrats? I would love rugrats, but only if they were specifically the actual rugrats. So you want animated characters as your kin? Yeah, absolutely. Tommy Pickles. That's not a Rugrat. The other ones. It is a Rugrat.

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Again, that's drinkag1.com slash what's that? Check it out. I've learned a lot about turtles recently. And we're back. Brad, what were you saying? You were saying all turtles carry salmonella? Yeah, I learned that recently. And that's what you want to bring to the show we weren't i didn't think we were on the show marika was asking me how i was dealing with the loss of ichigo which was his name the turtle

ichiro Turzuki what's the next segment man oh fuck me No. Be monetized. Peckham loses out on one Stranger Things podcast and gets another. We booked a brand new show. Don't talk about this.

Don't talk about this $100,000 don't talk about this at all and the Duffer Brothers weren't wise to it at all Grace and her other was and so what I thought we could do I cannot speak to this was do our own Stranger Things pod this one being for copyright purposes

Stranger Thongs oh this is worse This one being, for copyright purposes, Stranger Thongs. Oh, this is worse. This is Stranger Thongs. So basically, we're going to look at some thongs and decide which is the strangest. Here we go. This is sort of a head-to-head matchup. Okay, first one.

My shaved box under here versus Harvard Law, just kidding, it's Yale. My shaved box under here. my shaved box under here Harvard Law is stranger slash better alright Harvard Law

just kidding it's Yale versus same penis forever I mean that's there's so many things you can insinuate from seeing that who's penis is this a bachelorette party thing

that would be a good bachelorette party I think Harvard Law is still the strangest you think that's still the strangest thong yeah oh my god there's no easier I i tried four different ways how to do this here we go straight harvard law just getting to yell versus i like bush

which is vaguely political which one resident yeah that's the thing it's open to interpretation i feel like i would be most jarred if i saw this i'm'm like, oh, do you... Is that like a grooming thing? You pull the thong back, cleanly shaved, so I don't know what to think. I still don't think anything is weirder than Harvard Law at the moment. Yeah, I think I disagree, actually.

Really? I disagree. I think if this is Bush 41, then I think it is weirder than Harvard Law, but if it's Bush 43, then I think it is weirder than Harvard Law. But if it's Bush 43, then I do think that Harvard Law is still weirder. You can't tell based on the font. Is the Harvard Law one officially licensed? I don't know if you're trying to catch them in some kind of copyright infringement, trademark infringement, but I think maybe don't worry about it.

Noted. That was one of the rudest sentences I've ever said on this show. All right, what's the consensus? Three votes. I'm voting for I like Bush, and I hate that sentence coming out of my mouth. Brown? I'm still Harvard Law.

I think that's... Yeah, same. Wow. Sorry. Harvard Law, just kidding, it's Yale, versus don't play with your food. And by the way, this isn't like a low res photo. This is like 1080p by 1080p.

It's just blurry. The song is blurry. Yeah. I just feel like all of the other ones have some sort of insinuation. Innuendo. Yeah. But the Harvard Law one is like,

what does this have to do with anything? Just kidding, it's Yale. What's Yale? Your vagina? What are we even talking about? You didn't catch me. Thoughts? Hilled? Wise?

I think Marika's right yeah alright Harvard Law just kidding it's Yale versus coffee

because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand yeah this one's weirder we finally did it silver rose why is the font so small there's only a certain printable area on clothing

also I feel isn't like coffee a diuretic which just feels like a weird white underwear too extra dehydrated alright so we that one's weirder this one's weirder alright coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand versus

I have a headache did you make this one? This is one of my personal collection. I still think that's... I choose this one. I still think this one is too sexual. I feel like it's very not sexual. Well, I think there's like the...

It's not just saying, stop, stop, I have a headache. Yeah, exactly. Right, right. That's, yeah, but it's still like a, I feel like that's like a... It makes sense. Yeah. Okay.

Does it help that it's written in Comic Sans? Yes. Like a little bit, yeah. I feel like this, I mean, this could be sexual innuendo. It could be like, I'm aching for head. I feel like this, I mean, this could be sexual innuendo. It could be like, I'm aching for head. Nice.

The next one. So what do we decide? I personally am sticking with coffee. Coffee. All right, coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand versus the thing-thong, foot slash swimwear. I have one of those there's no way oh foot okay I was really thrown off by what foot slash

swimwear means but footwear slash swimwear obviously this one's weirder that's what they said in the funding meeting I think it's important to disclose your business ties on the internet this one's weirder. That's what they said in the funding meeting. I see. I think it's important to disclose your business ties on the internet. I do have a 30% stake in ThinkThonk.

Brad, Grayson, Marika, if you guys want any free product, just let me know. I told you I already have one. That's what I like to hear. My one complaint complaint and this is something that like I feel like a lot of people with penises

talk about not enough support you know what I mean not enough support is that sorry is that a complaint about the thing thong or is that a thing the thing thong penises in general solves Sorry, is that a complaint about the thing thong or is that a thing thong?

Penises in general. Solves. It's a penis problem or? It's a complaint I have about the thing thong. What kind of flip flop is it on the other side? Is it the thong style on the other side or is it the slide style? Glad you asked. There's two styles slide and other meaning the other one is sort of like yeah like i guess like a thong okay so thong yeah it's a thong yeah so you can basically sort of are you guys familiar with the baldo what oh my god we gotta talk about the baldo here we go

um sorry I should have brought this up at the beginning so embarrassed Brad um okay first of all this is weirder shout out to the think thong this is weirder this one's weirder yeah

shout out to the shout out to the think thong um but now it's time to talk about the baldo oh my god

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the same again. Let's watch this quick instructional video. No. So it's the world's first ball dildo. Tip no wider than most penises, which for them is a selling point. I feel like if you're going to have ball sex,

you should probably have it be bigger. So loud, right? Sorry. I can't affect that. You definitely can. There's a volume control. Marika, basically

what you do is you slide your sack in between the two divots. And yeah, so they're trying to make 2021 the year of ball sex. So that's the ball dough. Did they succeed? So you gotta, first of all, you have to trim your ball hair

and then lube up. And then you stretch the ball dough over your balls, stretch the spacer rings, and then insert into your partner. So, why did I bring this up? Nobody asked, you do. I could have said I was busy today. so why did I bring this up nobody asked you to I could have said I was busy today we have more to get to

another headline from today Elon Musk threatens to pull out of the Twitter deal unless he gets more information about fake accounts and how Twitter monitors that, cracks down on it. And basically this letter that was sent to the, I believe the SEC, said that Mr. Musk had repeatedly requested more information about how... Sorry.

About how, you know, Twitter measures spam and fake accounts. And he issued an ultimatum, basically, saying if he doesn't get this information, he's out. Which I personally would love. So I thought we could, here right now, come up with a couple fake accounts to sabotage the deal

sabotage this deal because he's kind of getting this for pennies on the dollar in terms of what I think Twitter is worth I thought that he had already backed out did he back in again this I mean Baldo style Already backed out. Did he back in again?

This, I mean... Baldo style? I don't even know if that makes sense. What do you mean back out? Like thrusting? They said insert, penetrate. Brad, how do you fuck? You don't have to answer that. The baldo music starts playing.

Hold on, let me shave my balls. On an anniversary night. Six years, huh? What's the fucking secret, man? You're what, 31? 30. 30. What's the secret to happy wife, happy life?

Don't get divorced. Okay. Don't hate each other. Oh. We got those going do you guys like make time to still like date that's good yeah

yeah um sad no I'm not sad I'm just like thinking about shit you got kind of choked up reading the Elon Musk thing too is everything alright or I was hoping

I was hoping if I yeah I'm hot and baldered what about baldo dash so it's like pandemonium with baldos really good you guys mr. musk is still part of the deal Marika I don't know where you get your news but he might pull out if they don't provide more if they don't provide more information.

And I think the more fake accounts, the higher the chance he pulls out. Baldo style. That's what she said. That's what she said. Why are there two versions? Ellie, you're 12. You were born in 2010.

Okay, buddy. You gotta go. She can't take the hint because I've done that. And she almost ended the meeting. That's why this is unacceptable. Fake accounts. It's taking three minutes to get into this what is a fake account i don't know like what something run by a bot or not

so like what if brad you well i guess grayson you have more like tech wise wisdom what if you created no dude no what if you created an account that sort of uh multiplied in terms of spam tweets that aren't good to read that sentence was pointless I mean with that clearly the first one should be a Jeff quote spam bot

potentially just a dictionary that's created of anything Jeff has ever said and then sentences are pieced together and half of them will just read as any sentence he says usually does which is bad

if we do that and it works and Musk pulls out I'm gonna call every past lover STI style and say and you said I wasn't powerful like the show scrotal recall there's a show called scrotal recall it was i changed it to lovesick but the first season

was called scrotal recall and i refused to call it otherwise it's a great name yeah um brad do you have any ideas for fake accounts that could get okay now she's pawing at my dick i don't know how else to put it she i just looked down and there was like these are my thighs and you just see well i feel like most bots are like click here for like sexy photos click here to see my online what if it's cats pawing it? I'm sorry to even say, but cocks. Dicks. Click here to see my. Pussy.

Pussy. Marika, you've been at the company the longest of the four of us, I'm pretty sure. And I know that there's been a lot of new hires recently, and a lot of that has included group meetings, like Zo Zooms where everybody kind of gives them the A-OK. Yes, we want to work with this person. Brad, did you do one of these? Yeah, I am the new hire. I'm the newest one up. I want to know who was on that call because...

Marika was there. Okay, Marika, do you have any regrets? Let's Monday morning quarterback Brad's employment. After him saying pussy, any regrets? After the sentence that he just said. After him saying pussy, the most unsure I've ever heard anyone say that. No, I don't think so. That's good. That's got to be a vote of confidence.

Jeff, do you mind if I ask Brad a question? Yeah, of course. Brad, after joining this Zoom call, do you have if I ask Brad a question? Yeah, of course. Just for a second. Great. Brad, after joining this Zoom call, do you have any regrets? You definitely need to ask about HR stuff. There isn't one. Yeah.

I guess it's good that I said pussy then. Not good. Maybe not good, but fine. Yeah. Oh my God. Any more fake accounts? Because that's all I had today, guys. I gave you gold.

You can just wax. Grayson, what else is up in your love life you said that you asked a woman out on a date she said no yeah how is like how's your cock how's your heart yeah definitely I'll think of more fake accounts can I ask can I ask a question

about the date did you have one planned like did you say it with like this is what it would be or no oh it's I mean it's so much more complicated than that Jeff knows how these things go um why right Jeff I don't know if you're referencing something real in my life or if you're just... I don't think asking someone out is complicated. I just didn't want to be... I didn't like to be sort of singled out in that moment and I felt like I needed a friend to say, I understand what you're going through.

And you just absolutely didn't react to that. I just needed some amount of support. No, I don't get it at all. Let's hear it. Okay. What if there was a Twitter account that took things that were said on this podcast out of context? You know? And sort of posted those.

You said that so like it was an original idea. I'm actually impressed. Thanks. I just actually impressed. Thanks. I just thought of it. So. Either you're a good actor or you don't know about it. You're either a good actor or very stupid. That was easy.

What's new in your life, Jeff? Aside from this cat. I don't know if anybody cares to hear about that. She just asked. Hmm? Oh. Well, I'm going on vacation, so that's exciting for me.

Where are you going? To France and to Montreal. The two most French places in the world. How long am I gone? Yeah. Until the 20th. So, catch y'all later. Do you think HeadGum will still be afloat

by the time you come back? I hope so. Because if not, that would be terrible. You take one two-week vacation and then come down. that would be terrible. You take one two-week vacation and the company I made an extensive out-of-office document.

Grayson will be posting the podcast in my absence. I think we'll be okay. Not this one. Absolutely not this one. No, you'll have to, unfortunately. I haven't missed a week in like a month i'd like that to go on record but yes what do you mean oh oh yeah yeah no i but you don't post

the video i post the video so i post the video you definitely don't he has a separate youtube account i don't know where it goes, but I definitely post it. Brad, Grayson, you guys are both handsome. Brad, you're not single. But are you looking to thringle? Portland. How did we get back here? Out of some freaks.

I gave us a perfect opportunity to talk about something else, a.k.a. me. What are you looking forward to on your trip you're going to the montreal grand prix going to yeah canadian grand prix and the 24 hours of le mans uh also going to disneyland paris which will be fun you're going to paris france and you're going to disneyland did you see that that video that went viral recently of the couple the guy is proposing to his girlfriend at Disneyland Paris, and then one of the employees comes in and stops the proposal?

He takes the ring from him? I did. I didn't watch the video, but I did see that pop up on my feed. It's the Frenchest thing I've ever heard. Why? Yeah. Do you know why? Because, I don't know,

maybe you have to pay extra to get engaged in Paris? I'd believe it. I, fortunately, won't have to deal with that. So, just going to go to the park, go on that crush's coaster, have a grand old time.

And also do some other Paris things. Jeff is upset now, so we don't have to talk about me anymore. I'm just listening. I'm trying to take a back seat. He fully disconnected from the conversation. You're really good at it. Yeah.

Are you going to go to Francesca's? The hot chocolate haunt? paris did you just google that isn't no i thought i thought i know there's one that's like angelique's or something i don't know that's what i meant yeah um no there's one in new york so i'm probably won't i was in new york for four months why don't you tell me you never go to manhattan like rarely i went to manhattan yeah twice yeah uh no it's up by bryant park i was there what uh oh god buddy you're what else what? What do you mean? What if you take a French lover?

Right? Let's talk about that. Okay. Marika, how's your... Pussy. ...brad saying pussy? That I feel uncomfortable saying. Plugs.

Don't make me say it. That's why I didn't say it. You said it. Oh my God. This is a meeting. this is an entire meeting yeah Marika's gonna have to zoom in from fucking I'll be in my tent at Le Mans

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and if you don't like them like I don't like them you can just listen to other people talk about them which is good. That's all I got. Wise. You can follow me on Instagram or Twitter at, at gray K wise.

And it's too late, but just don't watch this podcast. Don't turn, turn this off. Yeah. Turn it off right before Brad's plug. Hilled. Instagram, I guess just in general you're plugging the social media instagram yeah it's like the one thing everyone has they needed that me specifically uh is brad

the human yeah and uh take care of your turtles because you never know what could happen that actually made me kind of emotional take care of your turtles because you never know what could happen. That actually made me kind of emotional. Brad has a Vespa. My plug is that I want to get a Vespa. But I have to take motorcycle. What's that? You can come buy mine.

Yeah, but I. Oh, really? Yeah. To you. Right. But I have to get my motorcycle license in California. I don't have one. Yeah. California is like the only state where you need a motorcycle license to have a moped.

You need one in Oregon, too. You're going to get a moped. Q downtown by. I forgot about that Grayson will never forget because he had to work a full extra day to shoot the intro to the live show that we did in New

York no I found this vintage fucking Vespa Grand Piaggio Piaggio okay should just save your money i think i'm not good at that i'm fully convinced i'm gonna come into like i'm like i buy a windfall yeah yeah and it'll you know what you might like you know what you might like a retirement account. Is that a Roth IRA? It would be a Roth IRA. Yeah.

You have that? No. How do you do that? Well, you know how you were buying and selling stocks and stuff? Yeah. Like in those same places. That's where you do that. What is it called?

Steamboat? Not Steamboat. Robinhood? No, I don't think robin hood does it all right we'll do a whole finance episode next yeah but you know don't ask me but i at least know that much well you'll be gone yeah so you don't have to sit through that but namaste to you three and to all the listeners as well um at jeffrey james on instagram at jeff boyardee on twitter almost at 10 000 followers so please tell your friends uh because I really need a win we'll see you guys again next week

you need a win holy shit I'm just saying the out of context Twitter has more followers than I do fine then my plug is to follow Marika at Marika Aylan

and if she happens to be followed by somebody named Jeff, I'll also follow, because there's no limit. Let's end this shit. That's Daz, folks. We'll see you guys again next week. Thanks for listening. Thanks for watching. Shout out.

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