The Headgum Podcast - 108: Johnny's Apartment

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

Amir, Johnny, and Grayson join Geoff to discuss Johnny's new apartment, the news of the day, and the worst possible Actors on Actors interviews possible. Plus, Amir gives an update on his relationship with Charlize Theron! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. Alright, what about applying a nicotine patch to your significant other while they sleep and then taking it off before they wake for weeks at a time so that they sort of develop a habit. To you, right? Subconsciously. A habit to sleeping next to you? I meant more to the nicotine oh

the question though is whether that's good or bad let's not try and ethicize it if that's a word oh we're gonna number crunch on that number crunch you want a number crunch on what it's not a terminal I can tell you that right now okay Jeffrey you have anything to say about that

about her answer or are you just going to sit there I thought you guys were having a good time I didn't want to step on your toes if you want my thoughts I can give you them there was dead silence for the better part of five seconds. It feels like an eternity in a podcast. You can layer it's something i just realized uh how is everybody doing today great great how are you going to do tonight worse uh hopefully yeah i'm getting positive yeah i was saying you i can layer the sounds now right here we go i will eat your ass um monday june 20th um we've got Grayson Wise on the show.

New and improved with a microphone. Microphone and headphones. I can actually hear what you guys are saying for the first time. Insane. Johnny is on the potty. Of course. And Amir Blumenfeld bringing up the rear, but not bringing a lot to the table.

Is that fair to say? No, it's not fair because the show just started and I feel like I am going to do a lot. Daddy chill. A rear Blumenfeld. That's really good. That's really good. That's actually fantastic.

Grace and Johnny are on their A game. You're overdoing it. Layering sounds hither than thither. Overdoing it, obviously. Damn, Daniel. Back at it again with the white man. Got it. You can call me daddy.

You can call me baby. Nice. 45 minutes straight. Don't get carried away with the sounds. With the layering? i just got excited about the layering yeah yeah is johnny at a furniture store i feel like people i see people shopping behind him oh no those are my roommates johnny had to move recently yeah i the move was pretty crazy but uh i don't know what everyone's talking about with the housing market in New York. It's actually pretty good.

I was able to find a really, really sweet spot. How did you find it? Did you schedule a showing through Zillow and then go see an empty apartment? Honestly, I think I just got lucky. How so? I don't know. I think that explains everything. I just got pretty lucky with the spot.

Okay. Yeah. Is that all new furniture, New clock on the wall? I saw tags in the interior. Some tags still. It's all super, super new. It's all super, super new.

It looks like a stage. The lighting on top isn't open. There's no ceiling. It's fine. We don't have to look at the roof. With the Zoom recorder, I can see it, yeah. Yeah. So you are on your computer. I am on my computer at my desk.

In his apartment. Yeah. Where is the apartment? Do you have an address? It's like deep, deep Manhattan. Nobody says that about Manhattan. It's not deep Manhattan. That's the center of things. It's a thin island.

I guess wherever is hard to find in Manhattan. Inwood. Yeah, whatever. We'll go with that. We'll go with that or that's where it is. Even if it is in Ikea, you could say the geolocation. You don't have to hide that part.

Just say it's on 34th and 10th or whatever. But it's not an Ikea. I think that's the disconnect that's happening right now. Right. Johnny, I do love the style. I love the style you have going for your apartment.

It's very Swedish modern. Yeah. Oh, thank you, thank you. Yeah, I can see a lot of people in the background, man. It's not just your roommates. They're all shopping. Now you're blocking the doorway. But also when you pointed your thing down to hide the ceiling,

I also saw a bowl of Swedish meatballs. Yeah, well, I was eating Swedish meatballs. I don't know what to tell you. For lunch? tell you for lunch a bowl of meatballs and nothing else exactly with the cranberry sauce and everything does your room not have a door yeah it's kind of it's like railroad style railroad style doesn't preclude having a door then I guess it's like semi railroads

open concept yeah whatever multiple beds too right yeah yeah I mean like if go big or go home right are you home it seems like you've gone

big oh yeah absolutely are you Are you home? It seems like you've gone big. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Are you home? And he says, oh, yeah, absolutely. Every answer is slightly off. This isn't how people speak. Right. I mean, enough about my amazing apartment.

I'm wondering how you asked them to record there. I mean, if I were in an IKEAkea showroom, which I'm not, I would not have asked for permission and kind of just wandered in with a laptop. You sit down. Yeah, hoping no one would get me. Wi-Fi hotspot or do they have public Wi-Fi? I know that Ikea has public Wi-Fi. And that's where you are?

No. Just in general, not specifically for right now yeah like most ikea wi-fi most places honestly most furniture stores have public wi-fi also you didn't even know we were recording today until 10 minutes ago you said i'm ready unless by tomorrow you meant tuesday so like were you already in this ikea down to go back the next day or did you have to hustle when you realized 10 minutes before recording that it meant today? I like Ikea. I'm in my apartment but

I tend to go to Ikea pretty frequently now that my lease is up. There's no way. There's no way you're there most days of the week. It is crazy that you unprompted 10 minutes before the recording said i'm ready whenever you weren't even ready for the normal time that we were recording

yeah i mean i got ready and obviously i just needed to freshen up the place just a little bit to make it look what did you do how did you freshen it up put the tags back on wanted everyone to see it was all new oh super super new yeah we heard super super new um i'm sure we'll speak more about this later into the episode as some kind of chaos happens in the background of johnny's apartment uh but i wanted to get things uh started off with um with talking about dating in New York. The way you talk about these things like they're new, but it's the same exact thing every week. Actually, I wanted to start this off by talking about everyone's, oh, bonds of the week. Yeah.

about everyone's, oh, bonds of the week. Yeah. Grayson, last time we spoke on this show, you had been experiencing unrequited love. Can I call it love? Yes, I was unceremoniously rejected. Yeah, and did you exact your revenge? Did you sort of put into place financial obstacles?

Yeah. Amir, you seem confused about the concept of revenge. What's there to seek revenge for? Should you not listen? Yeah. Somebody just said they didn't want to go out with you. Okay, so you get it.

Yeah, he gets it. I think that that awards a lot of revenge not even petty revenge a lot of revenge yeah like on a scale of one to a lot it should be on the more extreme revenge side of course okay um so what did you what did what did you do when someone said that they didn't want to get dinner with you um wasn't dinner that's interesting it was drinks do you think do you think as somebody who is in a committed relationship that my next move should be to ask them to dinner i don't think your next move should be to talk to

them ever again oh yeah obviously they don't want anything to do with you not that's fine because like you don't want to do now you're putting words it's not what they said word what did they say they said listen i i just not a good start you never want to hear a listen at the top of yeah they said they said listen who is this and then of course i explained uh yeah and what was the explanation so they didn't even know who you were, but you knew them? No. So I, did you ever do the thing where you just

type numbers in? Yeah. And then, and then you just shoot them a message. You say, do you want to grab drinks sometime?

So you don't know how old this person is, what they look like, what they do, where they live. What area code did you use? Was it at least two?

No, but I leave open the possibility for love at first sight because i don't know who they are until we both show up you know you can have that spark then yeah that i mean that possibility though exists everywhere how did you know this person what nothing he heard you uh johnny let's talk about dating in new york just in terms of i mean you have this new bachelor you know pad it's pretty choice pretty cherry thank you man pretty savory thank you oh yeah it's all brand new new brand brand can you kind of like lean out of uh was that a line from a rap

or something no new brand brand spanking new. Can you sort of lean out of frame and point to how you would use your current room setup for, for lack of a better term, porkin'? For porkin'? Yeah. All right, so...

For the audio listeners, Johnny just leaned out of the way and there were two people with masks. They saw Johnny was doing something bizarre and then walked out of the room. My roommates, by the way. What are their names? I'm so sorry. Shouldn't have to think about it.

Mike Lee and Frank Lee. Mike Lee and, sorry, his name is Frank Lee? Frank and sorry his name is Frank Lee Frank Lee his name is Mike Lee and then the other one's name is Mike yeah yeah okay let's see his first name is Mike Lee or his full name is Mike Lee that is a director

that is a good good question he gets confused a lot of people confuse that but it is Mike Lee M-I-K-E-l-e-e-y what's his last name mike lee his name is mike lee mike lee mike lee m-i-k-e-l-e-e-y mike m-i-k-e uh dash l-e-e so it's kind of like a... To one of his parents. It's a hyphenated last name.

Okay. What does he do for a living? Something normal? Yeah. CPA? Ad agency? Pencil pusher. He's a total pencil pusher.

Meaning like he has a menial, you know, average job or his job is to push pencils and stuff? No, no, no. He like... Yeah, he pushes pencils. He's a pencil salesman. Is that what the song Push and Pee is about? Yeah, push pencils. Yeah, he pushes pencils. He's a pencil salesman. Is that what the song Push and Pee is about? Yeah, pushing pencils.

Very clerical is that job. You're using an Ikea as a WeWork, but that's probably unsustainable. There's no way they're just going to let it fly. Where do you pork? Where do I pork? I pork

on that new bed over there. Yeah, brand spanking new. Yeah, brand spanking brand, brand new. And we can watch the hours go by over there. Yeah, we know what clocks are. All right, you get it. This guy, this guy porks. That TV looks like a piece of plastic.

I mean, I could turn it on for you if you'd like. I mean, not right now, but like maybe after the recording, we can talk about it. This guy porks, he said. Huh? Oh, this guy porks. I'm actually trying not to eat pork. Shut up for a second.

Grayson, I mean, your room, we've seen it before, but where do you pork? Weirdly enough, kind of exactly in the same, in the same setup as Johnny, uh, just on a bed. Any tags or? Which is there. No tags.

None of my stuff is brand new, new brand, brand spanking new. So no tags left on, on any of my things. Uh, and then is there any way to watch the, I'm sorry to say, but hours go by? The hours go by. I have a digital watch, so we could, in theory, watch the minutes go by. That's

very nice. Yeah. This guy also borks. James Bond of the week. Nice. This week my pick is deuce tatum nice the child yeah um jason tanem's four-year-old son yeah listen i don't know if you saw those shots of him on the sideline but he was looking pretty suave pretty dangerous toddler I just think that Jason's recent defeat could be made better

by Deuce being able to grid post a variety article Deuce Tatum is in as the new James he's four he's not suave sign him on for 20 years sign him on for 20 years

sign him on for 20 years he'll still be too young really yeah what's the youngest bond 45 he's still decades away from being that even after 20 years or taxes

that's the other thing suddenly that money is actually going to Jason Bourne he needs it Tatum or taxes that's the other thing suddenly that money is actually going to Jason born he needs it who are you guys James Bond 007 of the week I personally I just

watched Top Gun I don't know if you guys have seen it and I'm I have to spoil just the intro intro sequence yeah there there are no company title cards no production houses that you see it's uh it fades in on tom cruise addressing the audience saying that this film is going to be great and you're going to really enjoy it and i'm not joking that it was the most bizarre thing are you serious? there's no way I'm a cruise head now

so is Tom Cruise your pick? oh yeah he's absolutely my pick I think he's too old at this point I think he's too stocky and also I wouldn't call him suave yeah he's like called deuce tatum suave

yeah who is more suave deuce tatum or Tom Cruise Tom Cruise I don't know Tom Cruise is rugged yeah but deuce tatum is a four year old child and that says a lot doesn't it

it does say a lot a lot of shoppers a? Yeah, a lot of shoppers. A lot of roommates. A lot of roommates. A lot of roommates. Look at this fucker. That's how I got a good deal. Yes, he's a cute little boy, but he's not going to be the next James Bond.

Look at that fucking form. What if they do like a prequel? A prequel Bond. Kid Bond. Young Bond, yeah. Yeah. And he looks nothing like any of the previous james no because 007 is is kind of that it gets passed from agent to agent so yeah that's true we never get to see him grown up in like the third prequel he could die or something that's really good i would love to see this fucker sort of perish on

screen anyway um i love that gucci main was really excited to take a photo with uh here we go full Let's talk about family heirlooms. If you died today, what would you... Johnny, your apartment's awesome, but it doesn't give you a license to interrupt a mirror. I'm sorry, but thank you for the apartment stuff. I meant a lot. The tags are pretty awesome. I can't wait to come over.

Hell yeah, dude. It might look different, but it's whatever. You have to take a ferry to Red Oak. I'm here. Shut up for a second. Johnny and I are kind of on the same vibe right now. It's kind of awesome. I guess you're getting a little too excited, but I'm kind of catching up with you with

the energy. No, 100%. 100%. You don't speak for me. It's super, super awesome. I guess. Nice. I didn't like that.

Who was that directed to? Jeffrey. Oh, okay. Then cool. Not cool. Yeah. Not cool for me. Yeah. Johnny, you're in a public place.

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This place is huge Yeah, I kind of got a pretty pretty sick deal on this one towels also have tags right? That's bizarre Yeah, I haven't dried myself yet. Obviously I can have multiple towels as well. Did you move in today? The hell was that? Roommate I said How many do you have? Because every single one has been different. How do you think I got such a good deal? It's like 50 roommates. Wow.

It's like a co-living situation. It's like a co-op, really. Not really. Okay. Do you guys have any family heirlooms that you would pass down? Johnny probably has some at his desk. I'm sure. Yeah.

Personal items that he cares a lot about. Yeah. So this has been like kind of passed on. It's an ironing board. The tag's still on it. Cause that's just, yeah. It's been passed down.

Yeah. It's an ironing board. $7. Yeah. $7.99. $7.99, mind you. That tag is from when it was purchased in the 20s. Yeah. Inflation is a real, real evil person.

Okay, let's say $19.29. $7.99. Let's see how much that would cost today. Numbers crunch. Yeah, number crunch. Can we get a number crunch on that? $900. There let's see how much that would cost today numbers crunch can we get a number crunch on that $900 there's no way that that's from 1929 we just took really good care of it

I don't understand why you would be not convinced I guess Grayson do you have anything that you would pass down as a family heirloom family heirloom heir I'm sort of family heirloom. Heirloom. Yikes.

Heirloom. Yeah. Yikes. Air moons. That's Jamario Moon's sneaker. I guess I would pass down these heirlooms. Can we cut all that out? Sure.

What? Okay. Yeah. It was fine. Yeah. I mean, I have actually this actually this this could work this could be interesting sort of i have this mostly empty packet of gum um i've had for a week you guys don't have good shit it's look at that look at johnny's... Look at Johnny's bathroom. Don't look inside his bathroom. A fully grown adult male sort of

lifting things up. He is peeing in the shower. Todrick, I said. Todrick? Do any of your roommates have one name? They all have multiple names. Some of them have multiple names that repeat. Salidar walks back in the back.

No way. Amir, you're sort of vaguely wealthy. What would you pass down? And respond faster than you have been. Pass down a power brick. Amir, are you a power bottom?

Next segment. Okay. I really want to get a moped. I'm sorry to say. Okay. Is this part of the next segment or just non sequitur? Non sequitur.

Just what do you guys think? Seems dangerous. Yeah. So you should do it. Mm-hmm. It seems dangerous and you should do it he's on his phone are you looking at your phone yeah he's looking at mopeds uh yeah okay absolutely you should do that what are the rules there like you can't drive that on the highway right but you can do it on side streets or something you can drive that on the highway, right? You can do it on side streets or something. You can drive it on the highway. I never would.

That's too much. Down Sunset. Yeah, Sunset Boulevard. Maybe Rodeo. That's cool. Grayson, have you ever been to Los Angeles? Those are the streets I knew. I've never been to Los Angeles.

Welcome to So What? This is a segment I like to call So What? So, a lot of nonsense passes for news these days. Why is that funny? Yeah. Sorry, I guess. a lot of nonsense passes for news these days you don't have to be sad about it either

well then what am I supposed to do sorry I hear people Johnny's what are they saying not roommates strangers I think they're talking about like how they do like so intense they do like talking about how they do like probably how you're recording a bat

they do like talking about the way the room looks and getting a couple ideas for their own personal rooms it sounds like they're trying to purchase your bed they want like a similar model I'd just love to go to another roommate to talk to them about it

yeah that whole thing that I painted was straight up there this is awful I just left it to another roommate to talk to them about it. Staff member. This is awful. Yeah, they're measuring. I guess they think they can take that exact shower and put it in their place. Okay. This is a segment I like to call So What, which is pointing out the pointlessness of some news headlines.

I guess I'm just going to say some news headlines that I think are sort of meaningless, and we can talk about it. Here we go. Three years ago, her art sold for $400 at the beach. Now it fetches up to $1.6 million at auction. Yeah. Anna Wyant, a new art star whose work evokes a millennial Botticelli,

was discovered on Instagram. She's also dating her dealer, Larry Gagosian. So it's the second thing. You're saying Larry is just selling her shit at a huge premium. Yeah, G ghosting. Yeah. Which part of that is pointless? Oh, I think the whole thing is sort of like, so what?

You know what I mean? I want what? Yeah, I guess. Doesn't really affect our lives, so I guess it's a so what, but maybe to somebody else it's kind of like an important thing. yeah really big for her actually yeah imagine that even the awesome yeah yeah really cool yeah no yeah it's kind of cool actually when you put it probably you've never had your name in some sort of op-ed amir would understand is how he's had a yeah i had a piece in the times recently. Yeah.

That was huge for you, right? That was two years ago. It was cool. It was like about sort of me as a tastemaker alluding to the fact that a good re-Hollywood gift giving COVID tests would be an interesting sort of slant. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty zeitgeisty. That was in 2018 also. Yeah, so like completely

I was ahead of the curve entirely to have that. There was no curve. That was, I think, it predated COVID by a year. Listen, we've talked so much. We've exhausted this subject. So I need to take the lead here and just lead into some fucking new so what segment things. Okay.

You guys keep talking. I can hear you, but I'm going to step away from my computer for a second. But again, I can't stress enough. I will be able to hear you. I don't think so because you're going to have to take your headphones off. He's so ugly. I heard that. I haven't even left yet. That was really fast

for you to tell me. Yeah, you did not even give it time to wait. A barber kicked a customer out of his chair after Quavo walked in. So what? I saw that. It's probably big for a barber, right? Yeah, but I'd be pretty annoyed

as the customer, I think. Yeah, the article seems to be on the customer's side. If Quavo walks in, you're fucking gone, sweetheart. What if you're halfway through a haircut? I don't care. It's Quavo. His lifestyle's on camera, though. And he spent

$100,000 on a chandelier. Okay. So, all of a chandelier. Okay. So all of a sudden, it seems like you care a lot, especially about Quavo. So it's not really a so what for you. So maybe.

I pull back to reveal a chandelier. And Quavo. I'm in debt. This is, I mean, that's just, that's pointless to me.

But here we go. Jared Kushner lets his feet breathe in thong sandals alongside kids with Ivanka Trump at beach. Hmm. Okay. I think this is the first one where I'm kind of like, so what? Specifically, that article was written about the sandals. Yes. It's like a fashion thing.

Wow. He was also in the thing thong he was wearing the thing thong as a yeah um he's packing heat though i don't know if you guys knew jared kushner's cock is we don't have to talk about that yeah that's gonna be a so what. Yeah. Amir just messaged. I'm glad I'm not here. It is mutual. Yeah. Giant cruise ships maiden voyage may be to a scrapyard.

So what? And I also think figure out if it will or not first i guess yeah don't publish an article about the fact that it might end up in a junkyard that is a really good point that is weird what a strange article you found major key alert be sure of shit before you post it right so if you're if you're going to post a grid post or a tweet, make sure that it's going to have staying power. Instagram just took down a video that I posted early pandemic because I used a Hank Williams song. And I guess that's copyrighted.

So I should have not done that. I thought it was public domain. It is copyrighted. Hank Williams was from like the 30s. Yeah, but it's still under copyright. I thought after 50 years it's public domain. I mean, I'm sure the music licensing labels are pretty stringent about those kinds of guidelines. Yeah.

Are you like a business Instagram account? No. Are you like a business Instagram account? No. I don't think that they, I've never heard of them taking down like a normal person's content. I don't think I'm a business account. Maybe I accidentally am.

Anyway, we do have to move on to the next headline here. Ready for wine. Tia Mowry does dancing trend in house dress and nike air max sneakers seems more like a sponsored article it's mainly for nike i couldn't tell you what publication this was if i tried it says fn and i can't write click on it that was just a fake tweet on truth social alright last one

first of all so what second of all here we go Bella Hadid just made a case for wearing two belts at once I guess if she makes a good case then it might be a potentially huge. Yeah.

Potentially huge for the fashion fashion world for Johnny specifically. Yeah. I've, I've been, I've been dying to wear two belts. Okay. Jeffrey. All right.

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chop it up Deuce and Young Sheldon you kidding me? the two hottest young thangs PYTs really wait is it two actors sitting down to interview each other? Yeah.

And I only did actors, so... Do this Tatum thing and we'll see if he gets Bond or not. But that wouldn't actually qualify. Yeah. Oh, yuck. Did you say yuck? Oh, uh, ew. What about Tim Allen and Susan Sarandon?

It would just be them arguing about politics. I guess that sounds interesting. I'd love for him to make that home improvement sound. That's good. I should do it louder. Every question. Do you guys have any ideas? Because I was also thinking

Sylvester Stallone and John Travolta because it would just sort of be indiscernible nonsense. Why? Well, one of them would be like and the other one would be like You sounded like Scooby-Doo. I've never heard you do an impression.

And then you just did two of them back to back. Let's hear the Travolta again. Can we do a Travolta? Can you do the Stallone again? What about Travolta doing Stallone? Now Adam Sandler doing Stallone. That's pretty good, actually. Yeah, I'd want to watch that

I want to actually have a boxing match me versus Blumenfeld at the fucking Dynasty typewriter Jesus why there's been so much vitriol poison

thrown back and forth for six fucking years. There's so much history there. We don't have to box. Yeah. Really? This is kind of coming out of home. I didn't think that they shouldn't. What about Michael Caine and the dog from Marley and Me?

Because they're both sort of on their last legs, I'd have to assume. Michael Caine seems fine. The dog is probably dead dead that was the one obstacle what about Francis McDormand and Steve-O what would that sound like and Francis

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I think Pete Davidson doesn't act. He's just Pete. And then Thespis sort of pioneered the game. Pete and then Thespis sort of pioneered the game you can't tell me that Meryl and Hanks didn't look back and study their forefathers

in Thespis and the like you throw it towards your screen it comes out my fuck it let's box what okay what about Alec baldwin and john wilkes booth not an actor john wilkes booth is not an actor he was an actor yes he is was he oh my god i didn't

know that yeah yeah but john charvolta or who is it alec baldwin alec baldwin and John Wilkes Booth. Grayson got the joke. Alec Baldwin accidentally shot someone. It's okay. It's okay. Sorry, does your roommate need something? Yeah, my roommate just needed to look at the closets.

Are you wearing headphones? Yeah, I'm wearing headphones got it the episode ends right there and then last but least what about

Charlize Theron and Amir I feel like that one actually could be good because you guys yeah like have you guys

been hanging out still or have you guys I haven't seen Charlize in a minute. Do you think you're growing apart? That's a good question. Charlize is like one of those girls where it's like, you know, when you haven't spoken to somebody in six years, but then you just get dropped into a conversation.

It's like you haven't spent any time apart. Right. You pick up right where you left off. Exactly. And it's like, that's the beautiful thing about Charlize is that like she has that with so many people that like, I feel like whether i'm getting some wine with charlie's or charlie's is talking to a whole lot of other people with charlie i haven't had wine with charlie's probably ever but i feel like if i like tomorrow dm'd charlie's and charlie's is like yeah

why would you dm her don't you have her number if you're close she goes to this thing because she's like dealing with a stalker situation where she changes her number a lot I don't even think I've ever had her number but who's the stalker is it some is it like she doesn't know who it is or it's you yeah she doesn't know who it is and but like the second you sort of pick things up with Charlize like I can pick up the phone and try to call her right now or she can pick up the phone and call me for sure I would not mind that at all yeah I mean Charlize would be able to chop it up just like you throw out like a topic of conversation it feels like an old like

French revolutionary salon like we're just discussing all sorts of philosophical intricacies of no she's like a Neal Cassidy I didn't even know that yeah what's going on behind Johnny right now strangers are browsing an Ikea that Johnny's recording from what What's going on behind Johnny right now? Oh, strangers are browsing an Ikea that Johnny's recording from.

What? That's all we have for today, guys. Why don't we do our plugs? Johnny, start us off. My plug is to follow me on Instagram at JohnnyV J-O-H-N-N-Y-V-I-I and

check out my new apartment. If you ever are around deep Inwood, what was it? New York? You don't know where you are. Inwood. Are you in Elizabeth, New Jersey? Where are you? I have a confession. I'm in Consahoc in wood. Are you in Elizabeth, New Jersey? Where are you? I have a confession. I'm in Consahoc in Pennsylvania at

a furniture store. I hope you guys don't hold it against me. Of course we knew that. Is it an Ikea or is it a different furniture store? It's an Ikea, yeah. Are you happy? I am happy. That's great. The thing about happy? I am happy, but...

That's great. I mean, the thing about the tags, the roommates, it's all... No, we know. And so you don't live there? No, I don't. Well, I'm kind of just bouncing around different Ikeas indefinitely until I find some housing. Yeah, and we should say that you're moving to, what is it? Do not say that.

How do you know that? You told me. You sent me some of the listings. I don't know. I never did. Oh, then AJ sent me it and said, this is where I'm living. Yeah, we signed the lease and everything. Wow. I didn't even respond to that text

actually yeah anyway Grayson plugs yeah you can follow me on Instagram at GrayKYs or Twitter at the same thing Amir I'm trying to do plugs

I stopped his video that's all I've got yeah cool and then Amir follow me on Venmo whoa

why hell yeah you can see tips send cash yeah do whatever you want funny transactions

that you can like. Yeah, funny little memos. Amir's clearly buying ketamine by the barrel. Alright, and you can follow me on Twitter, that's all I'm going to plug. Namaste to you all.

Shout out Johnny, shout out Grayson. Honestly, shout out me. And we'll see you guys again next week. Thanks so much for listening to this episode of the HeadGum Podcast. And that's Daz, folks. Goodbye, Kia. This might be my last episode. That was easy that was a hit gum original