The Headgum Podcast - 109: Paris Sucks

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

Amir, Marika, and Grayson join Geoff to discuss Marika's Europe trip, late debates, and Geoff's impression of the season of summer. Plus, they play a round of Geoffardy! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. Everybody! Yeah. Are we gonna get copyright infringement on YouTube? No. Alright. I mean, maybe.

Yeah. In which first episode goes up, the audio is out immediately. Yeah. If Black Eyed Peas comes for us. in which first episode goes up the audio is out immediately yeah 19 uh flags as to stolen copyright content yeah yeah but in that case i'll just record a version of it where i'm like everybody everybody let's get into it get stumped now and then ferris will edit that in and then we'll figure it out. What's that? I said yeah.

She just agreed, okay? I didn't hear. I didn't hear. Monday, June 27th. We're all happy and healthy. We're all fappy and wealthy. We all make money from doing this show, and it's okay to explore sexuality can we start over yeah Monday, June 27th. We're all happy and healthy. We're all fappy and wealthy.

So you didn't need to redo it. Oh, I thought it was like an audio issue. Definitely not, obviously. And we don't have to do it a third time at all. We can just power through at this point. Okay. These are the updates I know about each of you. Amir, you got a horrible haircut, you said.

I think it looks fine. Yeah, it looks fine. I was being sarcastic. I think it looks fine. I was being sarcastic. I think it came out well. It's my best haircut yet. Low-key fishing for compliments. Do you really think it's just fine? You've got a thing sticking up in the back.

Yeah, that's more the headphones. It's like alfalfa-esque. It sort of looks like a David Young haircut, I would say. What's that supposed to mean? Short on the side, a little longer on top. Millions of people have that haircut. Why specifically David? I don't know.

Sort of salt and pepper, too, which you have. Okay, that's not a haircut. We're just aging. Yeah, what is it about all you college humor guys where like... We're all 40. I thought you were 39. Yeah, but I'm sort of easing my way into it

by calling it out right now. I'm telling all you guys all the bad things about me so that you can't freestyle about it later. Kind of like how Jeff constantly makes fun of his thin ankles. It's like, yeah, now here's the mic. Tell these guys something they don't know about me.

You know? Grayson is speaking of gray. Nice. Nice. No, this is some bittersweet news. Sad news for fans of Ferris.

Ferris has decided to step away from the show. But in his stead is going to be Grayson Wise editing not only the video but the audio huge the entire audio visual it would have been good to have him on this episode I invited him he didn't respond he's busy

and then Marika you have you have the clap no I have NBC's the slap Marika, you have the clap. No. I have NBC's the slap. Slimidia. No, a girl got COVID and currently has it, which is why I'm hiding in my room. Tried so hard.

How's your timeline been from the day you were symptomatic until today? Boy, oh boy. Okay. Symptomatic. Day one tested negative with a home test. Second day tested negative with a home test. Was about to leave to go to physical therapy and I was like, I think I have a fever. I took my temperature, did have a fever,

went to get a PCR test. That was positive. Then the next day I was positive with the home test. It took the PCR to make the home test aware enough to get you positive. The viral load wasn't

high enough yet. The PCR caught it. And then what day was the worst in relation to those? Did it get worse after that or better? That PCR test day was the worst, and then it's been better ever since. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was like two days bad, like feverish and that sort of thing. But my symptoms have been pretty mild otherwise uh and i'm i'm glad i guess

that it happened right after i got home from my trip as opposed to during it wow that would have been yeah sucky yeah and the like i left anticipating that i would have to test to get back into the u.s and then on trip, they got rid of that thing. That's good. Yeah, I guess I'm glad I wasn't stuck in Canada for 14 days. By the way, Marika, anything you need, anything you need at all, I'm your guy. Okay.

She's pretty much feeling better. That's so thoughtful. Yeah, it is really thoughtful. I have a roommate that she went and got me some candy yesterday. If you need her out, I can arrange that. I don't think so. I don't know how you would arrange it or why

but I'm pretty good. Set them up with someone irresistible. She's fine. Suddenly they have to go over to their house they're having a great time they're sucking and fucking and at the very

yeast infection or otherwise they're away from you and I facilitate Grayson's face is incredulous yeah like do you keep this stuff in Grayson or no is incredulous right now. Yeah, like do you keep this stuff in, Grayson? No, absolutely not.

This is all going out, and I get to make those sort of executive decisions now. Yeah, it's Grayson cut this out. Yeah, that's cool. That doesn't really have a good ring to it. It doesn't, but I didn't want to say that. We've got a lot to get to today. First of all, Kyrie Irairi what about the sheesh

audio but yeast could be something to add to the soundboard later remember the yeast shirt that's definitely still on sale from our drawful game it's like the drawing of Barney and it said he stopped doing it. What the fuck is wrong with us? This is actively in the store. You're saying people can buy this? And they have.

They for sure have. Oh, it's on sale. Yeah, I had to mark it down at this point. Yeah. When was the last time someone bought that? Can you verify that? They for sure have. Oh, it's on sale. Yeah, I had to mark it down at this point. When was the last time someone bought that? Can you verify that? Yeah, I'll look. You talk, Jeff, while I'm doing this. Yeah, I guess the first thing to talk about,

specifically Amir, but everybody, I'd love your guys' thoughts. What uniform is Kyrie Irving going to be in come September? Marika? Yeah, I saw that Instagram post and I assumed it meant he was going to be in a Portland uniform. Okay, that's a solid guess.

I mean, it's definitely not happening and I think you're thinking of something else but cool cool cool it's an interesting theory cool cool cool yeah yeah yeah I was thinking of Damien Lillard

I think he suits up for the Lakers yeah just because you're a huge Kyrie fan and you also want him to be on the Lakers. Yeah, just because you're a huge Kyrie fan, you also want him to be on the Lakers, so you're just sort of wielding it into existence or something. Well, Woj was reporting this morning

specifically that... This will be outdated by the time the episode comes out, obviously. We'll know by the time it comes out. Yeah, yeah. But let's hear this week-old prognostication so you guys can hold this accountable. I feel like, well, Woj said that Kyrie's now trying to get his way to the Lakers. Right.

And I don't know, man. It's just sort of a gut feeling. Yeah. He'd have to take a $30 million pay cut. He doesn't care about cash. He soured his deal with Nike. He soured his relationship with the Nets, leaving $17 million on the table.

Someone bought the shirt on Friday. No. Three days ago, somebody bought that yeast shirt. Give him a shout out if it's actually them.

Alan John, congrats. Wow. Congrats. The proud owner of a yeast tea. A cut so deep, not even I understand the reference. Amir, do you think he sticks with the nets i do i think he's just um threatening to leave so that they give him the most amount of money and ultimately he'll stay okay this was in the news today uh kim kardash Kardashian widens her Skims bodysuit crotches for sister Khloe.

Quote, your lucky day. It's so rude. Khloe, you would be so proud. I'm in a full Skims shapewear meeting, and guys were making the vagina part in the bodysuit thicker wider good for her but don't this is a weird way of uh yeah just for you chloe widening it this is so rude that is really funny maybe she's been complaining about it for a while so it's not like hey you're just a wider vagina girl that I know.

Yeah, wait, hold on. Screw up. There's a quote. I've been complaining about this. So you know you guys make fun of me for having a bigger vagina than most, question mark? Nobody replies to that. Anyway. And it's amazing, but it's just a sliver the vagina needs a little bit more fabric just a little wider um grayson what are your thoughts

in terms of volvic width and why yeah honestly my Honestly, my first thought was, do you actually use Apple News? Okay, Boomer. Nice. Got him. Everybody. Everybody. Ha! Got him!

Ha! Got him! I started using Apple News because Google News wasn't cutting. You're yelling. Either lower the mic, relax a little bit. I did turn my volume down right as you said that. You feel threatened or something. It's an aggregate.

it's an aggregate. So I don't have to scroll through all these separate news stories and sites to find nonsense for this show. Remember RSS aggregators? That was like a big thing in the early aughts. Remember when Jake and Amir videos got millions of views? Oh my God. What are the numbers like on If I were you now don't tell them yeah i mean less than a million obviously just it's not really fair to

compare podcast a video right well you do a video podcast yeah no way no way it's just that these were you know it's like early tv like even like the the fourth show got 30 million viewers per episode like murphy brown or something you can't compare that to today because there's just so many options remembering back to the future too and biff is like let's go to channel 611 uh 1206 and everyone's like holy shit imagine having that many channels in the future yeah we're here we have that many channels if i want to watch spectrum sports and i have to go to 318 like that's just we're oversaturated so to say that podcast doesn't get a million views no podcast does I mean I get that like it goes without saying

that we're in a changing media landscape what I'm trying to say is there's still must see TV you know what I mean like everybody wants to see Succession everybody wants to see Euphoria you're not it you're not it so that's all I'm saying yeah neither are you you're not it. You're not it. So that's all I'm saying. Yeah.

Yeah. Neither are you. You're not must-see. Yeah. You're must-ee. Yeah. That was nice. You just sort of, you talked about Khloe Kardashian's vagina and then made fun of me for a little bit

oh this is interesting been getting into Amaro recently nice what is that? Amaro's good I said nice Amaro's good

this is Amaro Nonino which I believe is derived from hazelnuts it's sort of a sweeter thang and that's cool man that's great which I believe is derived from hazelnuts. It's sort of a sweeter thing. That's cool, man.

That's great. You obviously haven't opened the bottle, so you're not getting into it. Somebody gave you a gift. This is the first episode where I've genuinely felt uncomfortable. You forget that we're recording. I will eat your ass.

Grayson, let's get an update on your cock. What did I just say? You said you're uncomfortable. so i was trying to like yeah okay let me rephrase when was the last time you thought to yourself i'm about to dive never really when was the last time you thought that to yourself uh friday i thought you were gonna die dive into that yeah sorry but pussy sorry but but grayson can you edit in brad saying pussy four weeks ago. Yeah.

What is your guys' favorite memory year to date? That's what I have written here. Like since January 1st? Yes. How about Topgolf with the homies going fucking yard? Look at this stroke. It's not great.

Yeah. Amir's referencing us playing Topgolf on the HeadGum Retreat in May. Oh, no. I went again with my cousins last weekend. That's what I was that it was. Yeah, it was really awesome. It was fun because I wasn't any of like the nasty competition that kind of created this

black cloud over the entire all and Katie almost pushed you off the edge. Yes, we're on the top row. She sort of was urged to tackle me off the third story of the top golf and she did it like in a fake way but i almost slipped um yeah off and so when i went with my cousins we did the bottom row and it felt stable emotionally physically and my stroke felt a lot better. So I would say that was my highlight. My low light, I don't know if we're doing that yet. Jeff? Sure.

Yeah. A lot of times during the off-site, I felt othered. Let's leave it at that, but I was alienated to a fault. I feel like most people did their own thing. Feels hard for an off-site for your own company.

To feel, yeah, just sort of like separated. Oftentimes you guys would go places and I would have to Uber like trailing behind the bus, the party bus. You spent a lot of time in your room though. Yeah, because it was dark in there. And it was

so bright outside. We all walked to get snacks and we just saw you sitting in the hot tub at 3 a.m. Alone. It was off. You were wearing a rash guard. Attached to a boogie board that was in the pool just in case a party broke out. Also, your bold vision. We did this workshop where we wrote our bold visions, which is like goals that you have

in a paragraph format. Yours was really dark. Your goals were so low. I did a bold vision. I did an underlined vision. I did an italicized vision. I did visions of all sorts of upper and lower case. I just went sort of stream of consciousness

slash ham on that shit. And some of it, yeah, was sort of the bar was low. Like I just wanted to sleep once a day yeah you said you wanted to try quiche and give it another chance easy easy come easy go um what i'm curious what um what your guys's highlights of the year have been i feel like i'm co-opting the entire segment i don't mean to grayson um i haven't thought of a joke i haven't thought of a joke answer yet so uh my just my just honest sincere answer is uh my friend's wedding that i went to on January 15th. That's nice. But that was really early in the year. It was.

It was in Ohio in January. Wow. They must have gotten a great deal. I'm looking. That was a Tuesday, right? That's fun. How is Cincinnati in the winter? He's from Columbus.

What's... Taking your headphone off won't make you hear me more. What's weird is that I actually... I had said Ohio, but I was in Cincinnati, so it is weird that you knew that. Nice. I hate to give him a win for that. Yeah.

Um, my, uh, what was, what was the wording of the question? What was your highlight of the, of the highlight of the year to date? Highlight of the year to date.

Uh, my highlight of the year to date, probably vacation. I just got back from, which no one has asked me about uh which is fine um probably oh shit oh shit uh that was really fun as we all know i successfully went to the 24 hours of Le Mans as I said that I would um had a great time just watching cars uh they're very loud and when you camp close to the track they just go around

all night and are super super loud so that's fun uh did you sleep i did sleep i slept a little bit on the actual race day uh and then what i did not know about france is that it gets dark at 11 p.m for some insane reason is that true like yes it's very far north but like i don't know i guess like i've been to london is further north and i don't feel like i've experienced that there oh interesting but i guess you were there for the longest day of the year yeah that's true but it got dark at like 11 and got light at like 5 30 in the morning and in a tent uh it that meant as soon as it hit like midnight it was freezing cold and then as soon as it got light out the sun was just beating down on the tent and it was super hot so that was fun but i did manage to sleep uh it was a pretty nice tent

uh and michael fassbender didn't die, which was great. So happy for him. He finished the race. He raced. He did race. So like the drivers are in teams of three, basically. And on his team, he's like the bronze driver. He's like the lowest level. And bronze drivers were required to do six hours in the car, and he did six hours in one minute, and they were like, everybody else, you can do it. So he didn't actually, like, he wasn't the one that crossed the finish line,

but he didn't die, which is great. I did, or I kind of witnessed him crash in a way that was not his fault. Someone crashed into him at, like at a corner that I was by, so I ran over there to see, but he had already escaped the gravel trap by that point and gone back to the pit lane. You were gone for a couple weeks. It felt like the majority of it was you testing the limits

on how close you could get to the track. You were on the grid at one point. I was on the grid at one point doing the gritty yeah on friday at lamon they had a pit walk so you could like walk through the pit lane which was really cool and then they also just like open up the entire track and so people were like biking the eight miles around it and i saw some people running when they're crazy for that uh but then at the end of the race uh you could go on and watch the

podium ceremony so my friend and i like got to a gate in time and got like a pretty good spot watching the podium ceremony and then we were like before got there, we were talking to the people that ran our campsite and we're like, so do you guys have buses running back to the campsite after the race? And they were like, no. And we were like, how are we supposed to get back? of the like main park area back to the campground and then they were like you can just walk along the track and back to the campsite so like our campsite was on uh one of the like viewing points in the track and so we truly just like walked backwards that's kind of cool yeah it was fun and it was like the part of the track we hadn't seen so that was cool yeah but yeah i got pretty close to the tire wall i found some pieces of car on the ground did you take them yeah i took one it's like weird carbon fiber i took an entire wheel someone i think so the basically the same thing happened at the formula one race and it was like someone um i think truly took some piece of

a car like they found a really large like i don't know like axle type thing i don't know i just saw someone carrying like a huge piece of metal illegal yeah people were like ripping off signs like an exit sign from the track. This was a riot. It was truly insane. I don't have any pictures, but at the podium ceremony for the Canadian Grand Prix, people were climbing on the fence to watch. I don't have any pictures of people, but they were just sitting on this super tall fence. It was super crowded. I'll find a photo would you say you like france more or french

canada more uh i think i liked french canada more wow that's crazy that you liked French Canada more? I don't know. I got really tired of France really fast. I didn't have a good time eating in France because I don't eat red meat and I don't like raw cheese. I un-melted cheese, so that really puts a damper on a lot of French cuisine. That was rough. No, i mean paris was fine paris was fine it's no montreal paris is fine

uh no a lot of it was a lot of fun i just The last day I was there was definitely my worst day, and I got ridiculed by two people about my drink orders. What were your drink orders? All right. Hot ketchup and wine. Here's what happened. Is this the day you got COVID, do you think, that last day? No.

This was in Paris uh and then I was in I think I got COVID from Montreal airport because of flight delays and having to sit there for seven hours um but so on our last day in Paris uh I went to a coffee shop that I saw had one iced coffee to oat milk rare to find in a coffee shop in Paris so I was like great I will ask for an iced coffee, two oat milk. Rare to find in a coffee shop in Paris. So I was like, great, I will ask for an iced coffee with oat milk and they won't be mad at me or confused. And so I did. I paid for it, sat down.

The lady brought an iced coffee without oat milk in it over to me and said something really fast, kind of in French, about the coffee. I tasted it. It was fine. I i was like can i get that oat milk the barista turned around to me he was like i can give you the oat milk but it's going to cover up the flavors of the coffee and i was like yeah that's the point i'm from america i know how to drink it's. I'd still like it. I'm from America. I know how to drink. It's like, I'd still like it, please. But then I was like, I definitely can't put sugar in this, which I would have done.

How dare you ruin this beautiful, bitter flavor. So that was crazy. And then the end of that day, I told friend that i would eat indian food or italian food because we'd been eating like a lot of like asian cuisine um and for some reason he picked a french restaurant and so we went to this french restaurant where i could have two items on the menu uh and i ordered an aperol sprit, and the waitress was like, oh, we don't have that. We don't have touristy drinks like that on the menu.

I can make you a Campari soda. And I was looking at an entire full bar, and I was like, do you have anything you'd recommend then? And she was like, no, no, no, we don't make cocktails. And I was like, I can see chartreuse behind you. What do you mean? Also, Campari soda is basically an Aperol Spritz. Yeah.

It's like, okay, so you just don't have Aperol. You have a wine cellar, so clearly you probably have Prosecco. Don't be mad. Yeah. It was nuts. Then I jokingly was like, I can't wait to get out of this country. My friend took me very seriously. But yeah, so that was my last day in france so i'd had enough with them and their toads um otherwise everyone was perfectly lovely how close did you get to drivers

i got pretty close uh i there was a driver's parade on the Friday before the race where they like sit in old cars and get driven around the town of Le Mans and so my friend and I went to that and were like standing by the route pretty close to Michael Fassbender

didn't they also like threw things at people like they They threw little souvenirs and stuff and t-shirts and hats. Michael Fassbender cornering you and throwing a tire. Do they ever call him Michael Fenderbender?

Because of the car accidents. You said he was rear-ended at one point. Also, you said he wasn't that bad was he michael fastbender nice very good here's here's him going by car by the way that's like a is that a dodge challenger it's a volkswagen jetta it's a must it's absolutely a must, so chill out. Holy shit. I'm sorry. Sorry. Jesus. We have to take a break on that note, ad-wise.

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in the same cemetery at Père Lachaise but you didn't see each other and we I think like I because she was on vacation with her mom and I was like I think I'm going to the cemetery and some other places. And she was like, oh, I think I'm going there too. But then we only found out after that we were there at the same time.

The exact same time. But it definitely would have been really hard to find someone in there. It's, like, super, the the map was bad and it was confusing um but it would have been adorable if we had like turned the corner at a grave and then saw each other that would have been crazy yeah at a grave you're in grave danger welcome to late debates this is a new series that I'm thinking of starting where we debate things that have already been settled. On this episode, should you be able

to install gas stoves in New York City 2022? Yes. Really? Yeah. Gas stoves, easier to cook on. I have a gas stove in New York City. So I'm going to go yes.

So much going on. How long is this? It's a pretty good remix, actually. Also, Disneyland Paris is pretty cool. Yeah, I don't know if it's melting. Are you changing the volume of it? Hyperspace Mountain goes

upside down at Euro Disney, so that was really awesome. Phantom Manor was cool. Pirates of the Caribbean, always a classic. You guys, I'm not this good at audio editing, so someone has to stop. He's broken.

Jesus Christ. Game over. So Marika kind of settled it. You should be able to install gas stoves. That's a lot. No way. This is Jeopardy!

Jesus Christ. It's caviar. Saw that. Definitely saw that. You were ordering lunch? Also have a hard out in 20 minutes. Yeah, we'll be out. Welcome to Jeopardy Summer Edition.

What was that last thing that gas stoves? Seems like we didn't do it in the first half, so you just wanted to cram it in there and then sort of move on to the next segment that was the Marika can't talk anymore segue we just we have to get to this segment

we could still talk about your trip during this but this is Jeopardy summer edition the categories are sunning Your Asshole, Lake Getaways, Grayson's Follies, Cookout Sides,

and Summer Nights With Your Boo. What does Grayson's Follies have to do with the summer? Yeah. Well, Grayson, didn't you move to New York in the fall? Yeah. So, Grayson, didn't you move to New York in the fall? Yeah. So there you go.

Grayson controls the board. Youngest first. Your call. I would love Summer Nights with your boo for 200. Summer Nights with your boo for 200. Karate Kid style beach bonfire. What is a way to spend a summer night with your boo? It's the only possible question slash answer.

What is dangerous? I'll give you that one, Marika. The question we were looking for is, where did Jeff get beat up last? What is a Karate Kid style beach bonfire? Have you seen Karate Kid? No. Okay.

Marika controls the board. Let's go cook out sides for 300. Cook out sides for 300. By the way, shout out to all the Southern listeners, because I could have said barbecue. Yeah, okay. Lysol. What are wipes?

Not technically wrong. Then it's right. In a way. In a way. What is the best way to clean up after you spill all over your trousers or something like that. That would probably be tied.

Grayson? What is the worst flavor milkshake at cookout? Wrong. You're looking for what inedible product would make a good barbecue hors d'oeuvre. You're looking for what inedible product would make a good barbecue hors d'oeuvre? I know that the answer, you're supposed to say the answer to a Jeopardy question as a question, but the answer is not a question and shouldn't be a question.

You know what I mean? Yeah, we need more hints, more context clues, basically. Alright, well, Amir, why don't you control the board? Yeah, sure. Grayson's Follies for 100. Grayson's Follies for 100. Taking a first date to the Tenement Museum. Can I ask for a clarification? Yeah.

What's the Tenement Museum? It's a museum on the Lower East Side of New York that sort of shows people how the less fortunate had to live, mainly immigrants, after getting off boats. Okay, sorry. I feel like I really brought the mood down with that question. Well, it's sort of sad to talk about.

What is a bad first date that Grayson went on? Correct, what is one of Grayson's follies? Oh my God. I think I get this one. Amir, you control the board. Let's see, Grayson's follies for two now. Grayson's follies for 200 200 walks to the Tenement Museum. What are Grayson's Follies?

It's a little too broad. What is how Grayson gets to his date at the tenement museum? Um, Amir, why don't you get an answer in and then the closer one, I'll give it to one of you guys. Uh,

what is the way, uh, Grayson began one of his follies? I'll give it to Amir. It's what does Grayson do when he has a little too much wine? Sorry. I'll do Lake. No, I'll do Grayson's Follies for 300.

Since we're in the- Near the Tenement Museum. Where does Grayson vomit from drinking too much wine? You're overthinking it. I'm adequately thinking. Where does Grayson want to live? That's correct. Where did Grayson initially try to move?

Nice. Marika controls the board. Grayson, you're really bringing up the rear here. Oh, I thought I was team one. You're team two. I thought I was team one. You're team two. Let's go cookout sides for 200.

Cookout sides for 200. Boar gravy. What is the optimal sauce? I'll give you that one. It's what Thanksgiving side is primed for a summer resurgence. Marika controls the board, pulling away with 700.

Yeah, let's go cookout sides for 100. Potatoes au raton. Jesus. What would be a bad cookout side? Because they're too hot. Cheesy. That's almost the inverse of the correct answer. What is the perfect side?

Correct. What hot yam dish is perfect for summer days? Not a yam dish. Spud then, whatever. Marika controls the board. Whatever is right. 800. Whatever is right.

What you did was wrong. Yeah, wow. whatever is right what you did was wrong um yeah wow let's go lake getaways for 200 lake getaways for 200 no what is my answer when Jeff asks if I want to go to

lake Tahoe for the summer. This sucks. Lake getaways, no. What would, why is it good to see a lake? What would I, is it good to see a lake? What would I is it good to see a lake? What are these answers? Well, the answer is no, which is really broad.

The real question is what could a question be? Wise. What is a sea getaway a lake getaway? I'll give you that one. Is Silver Lake, the neighborhood in LA, a lake getaway? Grayson controls the board. Lake getaways for 100. Lake getaways for 100.

San Diego What is an impossible place to have a lake getaway Correct! What Southern California metropole is not a lake getaway Amir controls the board I somehow feel

worse when I get it right. That being said, I'm absolutely ready to dominate sunning your asshole for a hundred. Spreading your cheeks beneath the daylight. What is sunning your asshole?

Correct. More specifically, what is the best way to absorb vitamin D? Amir? Let's go sunning your asshole. That's not like a suppository. 5.44 a.m. What is the earliest time to start sunning your asshole? That's correct.

Amir? Wait, I didn't see the answer. Yeah. Wow. When is the absolute earliest time to sun your asshole? I didn't see the answer yeah wow when is the absolute in France you could do earlier that's right that's why the French are so well healthy

let's finish it up for the full sweep sunning that ass sun his asshole what did Grayson do at a lake retreat his asshole. What did Grayson do at a lake retreat? Get away. Whatever.

Die. My only guess is that Amir is in the answer. Oh. I bet this will have something to do with the Supreme Court. What did Jeff do at the beach? Wow. What is Jeff going to do at the office tomorrow?

Better not. Marika in the lead with 1,100. Amir in second place with 700. Still time. And Grayson, you're pretty much out of the game. He won money. Marika? Let's go Summer Nights with your boo for 300.

Summer Nights with your boo for 300. Watching the fireworks on the 4th of July. What is a bad way to spend a day what is a good way to spend a day what can't

you do in France with your boo? Because they don't celebrate American Independence Day abroad. Final answer. The correct answer is what will Jeff be doing the next time he experiences erectile dysfunction? Why do you have the date planned? It's not that I have the date planned.

It's just that fireworks really make me nervous. They put me in my head for sure. Grayson controls the board. Lake Getaway is for 300. Lake Getaway is for 300. Tahoe. What's a lake? What's a lake? You were so

certain. You said it so fast. I was really eager. What is the... What is... Where did Jeff sun his ass and have a little dick at? Oh, come on. The other answer is for exactly that.

Where's Jeff going to be watching fireworks? Correct answer is what Chevy SUV is reminiscent of a late getaway? Jesus fucking Christ. Crazy that I didn't get those points. Last one. Drive up to Makeout Point. Where? Make out point.

That was my answer. Honest? That's close. Wow. Don't yawn. This game sucks you suck it's impossible to win or lose

I'm winning though yeah it is possible to win and lose really on the plus side at least he's not doing negative points for wrong answers which is how the game Jeopardy works let's see that

caviar tab again. Yeah, I'd love to know what you're planning on ordering. I was considering an acai. Actually, I hadn't looked at all. Listen, there's only one left. I don't know why you guys are dragging your

fucking feet. I answered. What did you say? I said where. Question. What's a weird place for Jeff's parents to drive him on his birthday? I'll give you that

one, I guess. We were looking for what's something Jeff won't do this summer. Holy shit. This is looking for something Jeff won't do this summer. Holy shit. This is interesting. Marika won. Why is that interesting? Thank you. Thank you. That was Jeopardy!

Instantly happy about how it went. The song is timeless. Absolute banger. Plugs. What do you guys have going on? What do you want to point the people to marika let's start with you because you have to leave um follow me on social media on twitter instagram letterboxd at marie k lon uh we've got a new show on the Headcom Network, which is Tig and Cheryl's True Story.

Check it out. I love Cheryl Hines. Yeah. Really exciting. Happy to have them aboard. Obviously, it's a show that already existed, so you can listen to a bunch of episodes already. Are they going to record out of the office? I don't think so, but I don't know for sure.

Maybe occasionally. I'd be so sick. I'd love to. Is Cheryl Hines single? We don't have time for this, but that's all. I think she's dating and married to a Kennedy. And you are probably the polar opposite. Yeah, but I mean mean that's a good thing

Jesus Christ oh pull up caviar again but yeah that's my that's my plugs there's no way this guy's good in bed Jeff is looking at a photo of himself let's go. Let's go.

I mean, there's just no way. Grayson. What? There's no way this guy's Grayson come on are we gonna have two recording files now they'll be exported as one alright

yeah plugs just google search the name Grayson and follow whatever link comes up first. I'd love to know, actually. Blumenfeld? Been working on a new smile, bottom teeth only. Bad.

Sort of elongates my face in a way that is more traditionally handsome. What do you want people to do with that information oh uh follow me on twitter of course get with it get with it you can follow me on twitter at jeff

boyardee we'll see you guys again next week until next mr potato head you you you you

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Which part? All of it? Yeah, from the beginning of jeopardy on jeopardy was pretty good oh he froze no i didn't that was a hit gum original