The Headgum Podcast - 137: Marika Siwa

Episode Date: January 13, 2023

Amir, Danny, and Marika join Geoff to discuss the failing of Copenhagen's famed Noma, 2023 trends, and JoJo Siwa! The Pit Wall has been greenlit! Subscribe on your favorite podcast app so you don't miss new episodes dropping every Wednesday after a race. Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify Join the Headgum DiscordSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. I hated that. That was like a Jalman thing, y'all. No. I truly fear the audio on my end for this one's going to be unusable because I'm hearing an echo. Yeah, I can almost hear it. I hear it a little bit in the Zoom, so it's going to be bad. I should have gone in that closet behind you.

It's not a walk-in. It's a talk-in. All you need to do is talk into the clothes of the closet. He's searching. Really? I've been muted by the host. This is absurd. We're talking?

No applause for that. New Year, new me. I don't know what else to say. What? Yeah. Sounds so bad. How does it sound bad? I don't know. It's like your audio is distant.

Your energy, I think. Yeah, your energy is distant. I was trying to start things off with a bang. Your energy's off. Your audio's off. What are you talking about? Now it's on. Right, yes, it's on.

But it's still distant. Distant? What do you mean distant, man? How's this? That better? That's not better? It's a little bit better you just sound like it's not the audio is not coming from your microphone it's coming from like a computer in a different room yeah it's it says it's coming from here yeah yeah i mean we can still hear you

that's fine that's fine if you can make it. I think you're going to have to yell the entire time. Yes, of course. Yes, I'm going to yell. Which for the audio listeners at home are going to be doing full blast. Y'all will hear the faintest whiff of my voice. I feel like your audio is not going to record correctly. And the audience is also going to have to listen to the zoom audio of you. Right.

That's going to happen for sure. We've got Danny sellers back on the show for the first time in like what? Nine months, a year. Yeah. Since high school, sir. That's people are going to love that.

I still think we need to put that on a hoodie. This is my first day back at work after a three-week holiday break. So the energy is crazy today. Yeah. You're already like stressed out and overworked as if the vacation didn't exist. I did way too much traveling

and meeting new people. It didn't feel like a break at all. It's a lot of social energy. Where'd you go? What's that? Where did you go? I chose joy in whatever direction that manifested itself. AKA Sugar and Falls, Ohio.

AKA New Jack City, New York City. And then upstate New York. Upstate. What was upstate? Like a vacation within the vacation within the vacation. You know, Dane. I basically, you know, bar crawls. Yeah.

This was a Dane brawl. So I hopped from Dane's favorite restaurants and bars hither than thither in Dutchess County. How was that part of it? Cold and bad. Yeah, because you went in early January, right? In a way. Yeah. It looks like that's her poker face and she has a really good hand.

No, I was just thinking about how we're wearing the same outfit and I was going to change my scrunchie to match yours. But, yeah. Marika, you look like JoJo Siwa. No, she said before we started recording, don't I look like JoJo Siwa? Amir said I didn't know who that was. I mean, once Danny, I'm going to send a photo of Jojo Siwa to the chat. And once Danny sees it, he's going to LOL.

Yeah. Danny, let's focus the whole show on you for like 10 minutes. What have you been up to the past three weeks? Did you go home to Cincinnati? Have you been creating joy for yourself and others oh my me Danny yeah been relaxing dog I'm really big on this year making stuff so like uh producing comedy shows uh making like little short films and stuff like that just trying to be a creator since the last time you guys saw me I've been producing a lot of stuff behind the camera

which i've learned a lot and uh yeah man this is my jordan year i guess except for that one time are you 23 no i'm 30 but but he worked 30 in high school yeah exactly yeah or something like that yeah i'm keeping my jordan year for 45 and i'm gonna be what will you be like when you're i feel like you're gonna be a real strange ass dude i'm gonna be gone i'm gonna be gone he's out of here jojo see why i agree yeah that's definitely the same vibe for sure yeah you know subtle we should definitely put this in the final edit

just so we can have a similar vibe make this the cover art for the episode right yeah what about Jojo Siwa Jeff is we're unable to hear you again me well now it's back

i don't know the problem it's you sometimes your mouth moves and there's nothing coming out of it okay well let's keep things going i guess then uh into Yes, then. Into... Nice. The segment's starting to finally pay off, all right? Because the Bond producers are nearing their casting choice. At the moment, the frontrunner seems to be Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Who was my first pick for Bond of the Week, everybody. I'm winning. am Barbara Rockley

because someone made a wiki page thank you so much I think on episode 71 or 72 the second video episode I said Aaron Taylor Johnson should be bond and if he is bond I deserve praise I deserve

respect and I deserve cash my Bond wins and it's Barry Bonds that's tight Danny who's your Bond of the week and we'll get you in on this sort of cash deal if it becomes who you're about to say

sleeper pick Nick Saban. Who? Isn't that the Alabama football coach? Yes, exactly. There's no way. I can see a nice turn to go on instead of like London and like Paris or going to Tuscaloosa,

Alabama to stop some international arms dealer. I feel like that shit could slap. Roll Tide. Up the Mississippi River. Right, exactly. I feel like that shit could slap. Roll Tide up the Mississippi River. I feel like he could be the villain. Yeah, it's the whole part of the whole twist, you know. I feel like I'm not

going to choose anymore, right? Because you're locking in Aaron Taylor Johnson or you think you already won? Neither. Well, I don't need to choose because I think I've already won. I'm not going to lock him in. I have a lot of good options on my list that I've already shared. Verica's more confident in 2023 than I've ever seen anyone ever be.

Talk your shit, queen. This is her Jordan year. You're right. This is her real Jordan year. Meaning she's going gonna have the flu oh no she's gonna eat bad pizza in Utah once

shut the fuck up I'll say Aaron I'll go Aaron Taylor Johnson just cause I don't know if it's been said and I feel like I might be the most accurate guess so far

why do you say that? I read somewhere that they might be narrowing down and it's to Aaron Taylor Johnson right so you're choosing it feels like a good pick per sources interesting I want to be the last sort of

one to guess the correct one Before Right at the deadline Yes right at the deadline announcement Yeah We do have to move on Moderna considers a price Of $130

For their COVID-19 Vaccine Following the end of government contracts. My question to you guys... Excuse me, actually. My question to you guys is what is a fair price for a vaccine for COVID-19?

What would y'all set it at? A shark tank? Let's hear your pitch yeah no way zero dollars okay fuck everything that's happening in this world okay that's an interesting take

for sure I'll go 131 price is right rule style yeah box them out For sure. I'll go $131,000, price is right rule style. I know, I'm going to say it. Yeah. Damn, Daniel. Box them out so I get everything above $131,000.

It's a tough time to be Moderna because nobody wants to take their vax anymore, and now they have to start charging. It's sort of a double whammy slash edged sword in that way. It's going to be difficult for them to find paying customers I think same who's going to pay for it I mean I guess insurance will pay for it right still that'd be nice but TBD I guess and then Amir what if insurance does cover it

how do you feel then that's good and the way it should work and so I'm happy that the process even in this hypothetical situation is working out good and the way it should work. I'm happy that the process, even in this hypothetical situation, is working out. Big insurance guy.

I'm a big anthem head. Blue Cross or Blue Shield? Anthem gang. Blue Cross. Blue Shield. I just want to rise up college

random private life blue cross you say blue shield that's good yeah I can't believe you guys Danny's the only one with any energy today that's so rude really I was checking his phone I was happy to be here

I was just on a cross country flight Today? Yes We're all in LA doing this on a Zoom We're all in LA and I'm the only one in the studio Yeah Well yeah You definitely should have just came to the studio

Yeah at the very least just to like see each other. I didn't want Danny to have to drive all the way across town. I didn't want to have to see Marika IRL. Almost every night for stand-up I drive across town. Danny's him. Exactly, that's my point. I'm him-a-thee.

He really is him. Him-a-thee. All Lang Syne really is him-a-thee. I can't believe that you posted a mirror talking really is him all land sign really is him uh amir talking about uh what do you say even at age 15 i was him that got me good

braces and a middle part with moose in my hair the ends bumped too that was nice moose in my hair nice loose t-shirt neck you weren't an incel

you were a cell this is awkward like an amoeba a cell. This is awkward. Like an amoeba? Like an amoeba, yeah. Single-celled organism, I guess. Piece of shit. The hell's your problem? Trying to have a fun time. Sorry. Do you have candles on the back,

Jeff? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got one going. Are you about to have sex? Is that why you didn't want to come in? I feel like you have a very sexy ass room right now. I feel like you didn't want to come in? I feel like you have a very sexy ass room right now. I feel like you didn't want to come in. This is just my room. What's the least sexy thing about it? He doesn't believe in overhead lighting.

Nobody should ever use the overhead lights. Can't hear a word you just said. Nobody should ever use the overhead lights. Is that better? Yeah, it was actually. I feel like you read that once eight years ago and now it's your life philosophy. But do you ever like dig into it? No, no, no, absolutely not.

I felt this way from jump. And then I read an interview with an architect slash interior designer who fucking uh confirmed the shit he doesn't even build lights into the ceiling when he builds a home right so why should i excuse me for a second actually everyone why should i use the overheads what and what's the thinking there what's that what's what's the joy of floor lamps over i didn't say floor lamps i just said lamps this feels impractical you can like automate it but like still everyone's jumping down my throat when the only person who already hasn't taken this advice is a mirror seemingly because his overheads i have to say actually look pretty nice actually so your one bedrock stance is

already not there it also you know you're starting to waver warmth of the light like you're not going to put daylight bulbs in your bedroom you know it doesn't have to be bright white fluorescent it could be soft yellow over excuse me if it's over 2700 kelvin i i really think you shouldn't continue on and i think if your bathroom is a warm light reconsider your Yeah, it is strange. T. Kitchens can have 2,700. Bathrooms can have 2,700. But even that, you kind of want 2,100,

Kelvin, on the day. And I might have to be a lighting designer. Oh. The tasting table asks, does Prosecco really cause the worst hangovers? The truth is in the bubbles. Anything with bubbles will give you,

yeah, a worse hangover. So it's not really Prosecco, it's just anything with bubbles. I don't believe in any of them. Bad versus good hangover so it's not really Prosecco it's just anything with bubbles I don't believe in any of them bad versus good hangover I think that's all fake it's all alcohol it's all poison if you drink enough of it you'll feel bad regardless of the shape or shape of the liquor

why does the bubble affect it does that just make your stomach more upset the bubble all hangovers are caused by dehydration The bubble effect it. Does that just make your stomach more upset? The bubble? Well, all hangovers are caused by dehydration, Danny. I don't know if you knew that. I kind of knew that.

I've never had a hangover. Do you turn up? No. She takes those pills that they give you in gas stations extreme ultimate rhino harness the power of the rhinoceros in your everyday life i do most of my shopping at a 7-eleven the wall street journal asks is now a good time to buy a car? The answer?

No. There's no shock there. Right. But I guess I was surprised that that was the headline. Is it a good time to buy anything right now? I feel like everything is like way more expensive than it was four years ago yeah i just i'm going to see a movie today and it was like 27 i'm like i okay sure everything are you seeing 3x normal nowadays uh megan or megan m3 jant yeah with who don't worry about it

can i come sure nice me too i thought you don't like horror movies i don't but everyone's saying with who? Don't worry about it. Can I come? Sure. Nice. Me too. I thought you don't like horror movies. I don't. But everyone's saying this movie's good. Maybe I gotta go. Let me know. I said that about Barbarian and you didn't want to watch that, right? Yeah, that's too scary. But like how scary would Megan be, you know? She's a dancing doll. Let's find

out. Palomo Draft House or the AMC downtown. I can't hear you, Jeff. I also don't feel comfortable with Jeff podcasting on his stomach right now. Yeah, because you know he's sort of grinding. You know? He's subconsciously like a six-year-old that doesn't quite know what it means yet.

His ankles just crawl over his shoulder every chuckle. This was his ass picture, but kind of clothed. Split your legs so we can see your little feet to the left. Yeah, that's just really weird. That's so bony. Bony ass ankles. Have you heard from Boney recently?

I haven't actually. Let me see those feet again just one more time. Yeah, alright, I got it. What were you doing before this i feel like it was some wild shit happening because the vibe is just different you have a very interesting vibe right now the vibe is simply different jeffrey's kind of him right now right yeah he might not that i think about it the vote vote is in. The vibe is in. Um. According to GQ,

Austin Butler left his hair a little messy. For what? Bed. Like for Elvis or Guy in the shorts better get out of the way dominatrix coming through to take the mic at a Fort Lauderdale City Commission

meeting good evening council peoples you may call me mistress wearing an outfit that everyone kept comparing to daft punk there was no way not to lose yourself to Mistress as she brought up the contract for solid waste management. That you will spend almost one million dollars. Of course, that got compared to Dr. Evil.

One million dollars. Mistress proposed they spend a quarter of that million to support dominance and submissives. To build a dungeon. And in that dungeon, I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you. The commission members were

unfazed. Dare we say submissive? To a club called Cravex Miami where they don't answer how may I help you? How may I spank you? How may you spank me? Some in the fetish community said Mistress Crave is giving them all a bad name. But Crave told CNN anyone who says that requires firm and forceful punishment.

While promoting a club, she did manage to create some spanking new headlines. Ginny Moose, CNN. You are dismissed. New York. Okay, thank you. Have we ever figured out if Janine is related to Katie? Wouldn't that be crazy uh

is it the same last name yeah I just noticed that yeah thought she was saying most Jeannie Moose CNN I really want to have her on the show this year I'm like who are you talking about

that was weird Jeff I was to fight with some horny ass commissioners like maybe she has a point i'm like who you talking about sorry um um yes that was weird jeff um definitely i also feel like it was some horny ass commissioners like maybe she has a point like this shit might well yeah i mean i wanted to bring this up just to see first of all to check in on genie moose because she's my favorite reporter but also to see how you guys would feel about a publicly funded uh bdsm dungeon BDSM dungeon. Sure. Sure, yeah. I don't know, like,

I don't know what the public funds, but that feels like... Infrastructure. Yeah. Parks. Yeah. That's like a park, right? Yeah, sure.

Whatever, secretary of the interior. Of my ass. A coochie clubhouse that's really good um yeah i feel like uh after you solve homelessness the next priority should be spanking people's asses yeah yeah exactly all right we do have to take a quick break thank some sponsors, maybe. Guys, taking care of your health isn't always easy, right? But it should be simple. That's why for the last three years I've been taking AG1, just one scoop and a cup of water mixed around every day, no exceptions. And it helps me feel, you know, energized, focused, ready to take on the day. Like I'm doing one powerfully healthy habit that's also powerfully simple.

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Don't know where it is. Where is it? That's going to be in Copenhagen. Oh, yeah. Forgot. Yeah. Yeah. So this place has long been considered the best restaurant in the world.

Not sure what standards. Maybe it's because it had a bunch of Michelin stars for a long time or something. Shake Shack is too. Shut the fuck up. Shut up. It's Noma then Shack. Shut up.

All right. So I thought I could list out some dishes just to kind of memorialize Noma, which is, again, the quote. What was that? OK. This is weird. I'm going to sit down. All right.

So I thought that we can list out some dishes, some of which are from N Noma the quote best restaurant in the world and some of which I just made up and this is a segment I like to call Can we guess the name of the sex segment? Let's hear it. Amir's still got that news clip on the brain. Yeah, I was gonna guess

Noma or Nah. That's exactly right. That is exactly right. This is Noma or Nah, so here we go. Grilled reindeer heart on a bed of fresh pine. That is exactly right. This is Noma or not, so here we go. Grilled reindeer heart on a bed of fresh pine. That's you. That is real, and that

is from Noma. They said grilled reindeer heart on a bed of fresh pine. Here we go. Sous vide hen on a bed of lentils and succotash what's a lentil it's like a string bean i like that you asked what a lentil is and not succotash or i don't know any of it i just it's sous vide hen on a bed of lentils and succotash. I don't know any of it. It's sous vide hen on a bed of lentils and succotash. I think that's you.

That's real. So that was me. Amir, you were wrong. Here we go. Lentil's like a bean. Yeah. Flounder, wood grilled in the Nordic fashion. Flounder?

Nordic? I think that's a Copenhagen in the Nordic region. Yeah, this is indebtedness. And you did say flounder? Nordic? I think it's a Copenhagen in the Nordic region. Yeah, this is indebted. And you did say flounder. Flounder, wood-grilled in the Nordic fashion. Nordic fashion sounds like something you'd say, so I would say you. I'm going to go with them.

Amir was right. That one was me. Here we go saffron ice cream in a beeswax bowl oh my god all this sounds very white yeah them slash him right it's him. Marika? Oh, um... I'm gonna go Noma. That was Noma. Ultimately, that was Noma. Two-year-old aged carrots with duck brain.

Noma's making that. Duck brain. Correct. I really want it to be Noma A two year old carrot There's no way There's no way I really want it to be

Jeffrey It's not real That's Noma Yes I'm looking that dish up right now all right here we go cream duck brain uh cream of hen of the woods soup i mean sorry i'm looking at two-year-old carrot with duck brain yeah is it pickled or like what is it I have to assume. That shit sounds disgusting.

Keep in mind all of this is like left in the ground maybe. Yeah. We've been growing this for two years. I don't believe. How can you even eat a duck brain? Oh my god the duck brain is served in the beak. That's so gross. This is the number one restaurant in the world.

Cream of hen of the woods soup. That's disgusting. Okay. This is the number one restaurant in the world. Cream of hen of the woods soup. That's you. Hen of the woods. Correct. That's a kind of mushroom that looks like a flower. This looks like torture. This is terrible. Lime brie pancakes with warmed maple syrup.

What was the first word? with warmed maple syrup. What was the first word? Lime brie pancakes with warmed... Noma. Okay. That sounds kind of good. It might slap a little bit.

Yeah. Amir? Jeffrey. Correct! That was me. It's just lemon ricotta pancakes. Yeah. A single beetle

made of fruit leather made by an intern. Noma. Intern Matt. That is a real thing that they had unpaid interns doing, making beetles in a wooden box and serving them out of fruit leather. That's not true. That is true. Good hazing.

Here we go. go grilled cheese foam where's the foam coming to play like is it the whole thing is foam there's no way i mean i'm gonna kind of give it away by saying this but the foam is supposed to taste like grilled cheese oh it's like yeah so you know the exact ingredients i just saw a photo i just saw fomo nice little gem salad with rubies instead of lettuce you need texture that's you man it's always i do wish it was just a dish that was a salad but with like uh pomegranate seeds instead of lettuce that's good That was Noma or Naa. R.I.P. Noma, but based on some of the dishes they sell, I feel like it maybe was for the best.

Can't hear you. Yeah, man. It's kind of awkward. I said R.I.P. Noma, although based on some of these dishes, maybe it was for the best. Man, I heard you enough. The first time I just, you didn't have to say it again. This is the first episode of 2023 that we're recording.

I feel like everybody did their like ins and outs of 2023. So I just wanted to open the floor here for these last 10 to 15 minutes for us to talk about our ins and outs of 2023. So I just wanted to open the floor here for these last 10 to 15 minutes for us to talk about our ins and outs. So guys, what's out for 2023? Hmm. Jobs. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting.

Like a nine to five, the traditional office. Like a rim. Yeah. At least nine to five scheduling is out for sure love that merdeka for me personally or just for everyone in general uh you could do trends or you can do just you i'm gonna assume you didn't answer and it's still either so uh I don't know personally I'm gonna try to drink less soda

yeah that's a good one fair more of a resolution than a societal she's not getting it but let's not try and negotiate with her well I couldn't hear what Jeff said.

And I went with the personal one. Okay, that's all right. For me, I'm going to say what's out in 2023 is looking like garbage. I think every time I step out of the house, I'm going to want to look like I'm wearing an outfit. Nice. Yeah. Where do you shop at?

Etsy. Really? Is it used clothes or people make custom shit? It's like secondhand. Glass City Reclaimed is a favorite of mine bad tourist vintage is its favorite of mine uh dad's closet is a favorite of mine the shit is to to dine for as in i would i would spend the amount of money it takes to dine at noma rest in peace on a hat in a hash proud of you how would you describe your style jeff bad curious bad

no i don't know like i think it's kind of you know I think it's kind of, you know, faded. Baggy core. Yeah, maybe. Baggy core. Mom core. Sad core. You have a good little vibe to you.

I'm just curious. Not a trick question. Just wanted to know. I think like shabby chic, maybe. Maybe a little bit of cottage core creeping in. Maybe a little bit of Ivy League trad to be seen for this year. You dress like you're famous. That's 100%. You dress like you're Chris Pine.

These are all compliments. These are all buying questions. Yeah, 100%. You got to go full Moo Moo on a boat. Full of the milk. I might go full momofuku. So I might just have like some ramen in a dinghy. Yeah.

Get like handlebar. I'm actually revising mine. It doesn't really grow that way. In for this year is cyberbullying. I think we should bring it back. Except not me. Don't bully me. But like just in general on the internet, I think people need to be told off a little more yeah oh interesting

who are you gonna cyber bully um i don't know i feel like at some point people just like airing all of their problems on tiktok are gonna look back and be like what the fuck was i doing it's like when you open um the photo booth app on your computer uh and you see like photos that you took in middle school on your iMac and you're like there's a photo of me holding a ukulele going like yeah it's like except that but it's all public yeah I've been thinking of deleting TikTok what do you think Danny I've never been big on TikTok and that's probably detrimental to my career because I feel like all of my peers are popping off tiktok yeah this is not as stressful yeah it's not like fun it's like it's too many random people that you don't know then you know what's really nasty is weird reels and tiktok it starts to get to the point where it's like oh you know something you like then it's like this dog with no eyes crying you

know like what the fuck like or this baby with it like it's like weird yeah like why is this pimple popper then it's like we're gonna show you someone eye being popped out it's like yeah i just wanted to see some highlights and like one little pimple popper video then highlights i don't need to see this nasty ass shit right before dinner eight inches of wax being removed from somebody's ear i don't who is this for let's get a fucking root canal i was like dog this is a lot for yeah that's why you gotta curate you gotta curate the perfect page but that's too much work right that is work how do you cure it who you follow just searching and scrolling that That's miserable.

Yeah, it's bad. And I don't recommend it. So is TikTok out for this year? No, it's still in. I love TikTok. But I think we should also bully people more. On TikTok. And everywhere.

Yeah. No more participation trophiesies you know except don't bully me um don't bully me just watch don't bully me just watch don't bully me

just watch that's tight that's the theme of every head gum East video that was tight and so he'll start doing it for weeks on end that little comment that you made is fueling him you can see it in his smile that's why I'm here

he's just gonna keep going a little bit longer Danny's the angel that sits on my shoulder and you're the devil that lives in everyone's asshole you are the devil's asshole. Can't hear you. Good.

Because of his fucking stomach still. That's why you can't. His diaphragm is compressed. He can't fucking speak. His ankle. I never thought I would be talking to a grown ass man on his stomach for 45 minutes. This is insane um let's that's good enough for good ins and outs you guys have any last minute ins and outs

things that are maybe in what's that we didn't say any ins should we do what's in uh yeah i guess i think flannel i never really you never really gave me an opportunity to say what I thought was out. Because you're not an arbiter of taste or otherwise. You're almost 40. So you're not an influencer. Well, I got my finger on the pulse of this sort of older skewing demo.

No, you have your finger on the pulse of you because you have heart palpitations. Because you're over the goddamn hill, man. I was going to say smoothies are kind of out. Kind of out, yeah. People are not really into Jamba or that.

I had Jamba juice this morning and I was fucking thrilled to have it. Well, yeah, I got chicken bites at Shake Shack. Marika, we should have been on the same flight yesterday. I flew back from JFK yesterday. Really?

Yeah, I would have loved to sit in the same row as you. Yeah, that would have been fun. I flew this morning, though. That's all right. What else was in? Also, could you... You could have come to Hibachi. i was in uh kingston and woodstock classic could have driven down with dane you know you know what else is in

didn't hear that say what else is in what about masks podcast live show is that what about masks podcast live show is that i'm gonna say master in i would like to do a live show of this show in los angeles this spring is that too much to flask can we do it somewhere else san francisco dayton ohio why not la i feel like that would keep it cheap and easy i'd love to do like a tour but i feel like nobody's gonna go for that no you should do a tour amir doesn't want to do that when you do things in la you're from la there's less of an impulse to get the tickets can we do like head gum shows in la we have to like we're coming to fucking chicago and now it's like an event. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

All right. Portland. Portland's a vibe. Portland's a vibe. I think I said it at the same time, Danny. It's a good place. Yeah. What else do you like?

Danny, what else do you like? I mean, there's certain places in Texas that might be decent. Austin could be tight. I was going to say Austin. Yeah. I would say Austin. I mean, Chicago's a great place. I did Chicago a couple years ago, right? Yeah.

Not this show, though. What about just personally? Danny, what do you like to eat? You said what, Jeff? What do you like to eat? We got sandwiches, dog. I do like smoothies, too. I feel offended with America. I made a smoothie today. I was going to do it today, actually, too. Sandwiches for sure. Me too. I do like smoothies too. I feel offended with America. I made a smoothie today.

I was going to do it today actually too. That's so funny. Yeah. Big homemade smoothies too. Homemade. I was going to order it, but maybe now I'll do it in my own blender. Yeah. It's $15.

They're not worth the amount. It's just fruit. The market rate on smoothies these days is insane. It's crazy. In the market. Yeah. Right. What are you putting in your smoothie? Bananas.

Strawberries. A little yogurt. A little bit of orange juice or grapefruit juice. Granola. That's the fucking game changer. He is putting oats or granola in there. You're grinding the granola or you're adding it? We are grinding it. We both of us are doing it.

What the fuck are you talking about? I think Danny's kind of cool, so I want to be like Danny. I've never had granola in the pre-blended smoothie. What is that? Because you're not him. You're not the guy. There's one the guy on the Zoom and it's not any of us. It's the Himothy blend.

That's what we call it. Himothy Chalamet. A little bit of him in it. Iet. A little bit of him in it. I sprinkle a little bit of him in it. And that's how I get the final product. That's a lot of carbs. I don't give a fuck, Jeff. It's my smoothie, dog.

You're not putting any whey? I'm just wondering if you put any plant protein. No, you keep the leaves on the fucking strawberries and that's all I need. No way. No way. Frozen? I don't need whey protein. What the fucking thing I am?

I eat whey protein. You're a high school bodybuilder or something. Right, yeah. I'm not going through fucking puberties. I'm a grown ass man. I don't need protein supplements to sit i went through a bodybuilding phase in high school where i had a lot of way every day but it just didn't work like i didn't gain muscle from that i lost you ever have a creatine phase i had a creatine creative phase so i would house it for energy put together a tapestry

of a bunch of nonsense and johns and it didn't end up getting me into any kind of school that was worth a damn i mean i didn't get into I didn't get into Did you go to a good-ass college? Did you go to USC? That's true. That's true. Rotate the foot so we can see the bone in the light. Yeah. Oh, the other one. Yeah.

I mean, my God. That looks like a dalsim. When in doubt, just put the ankles out. That's crazy. Plugs, what do you guys got? What do you want to point the people to? This has been a very good episode. Has it?

I thought it was fun. I think there's some moments in there. I couldn't hear you half the time. That's not. There's nothing else I could have done, Brownlee. There's nothing else. When this comes out,

Yeah? We'll have done a live show in LA. So it sucks you couldn't come to that. We'd love to see you. But watch it when it comes out on YouTube later this month. And we are doing a New York show, but I think it's sold out. So thumbs the brakes if you're there and haven't bought a ticket already.

And, you know, follow me on Letterboxd, at Marie Galon. I am funny on there. And I guess they're only. That's kind of. Hell, yeah. You have to say, yeah, shit off. You have to say, hell, yeah. I know.

No, you're Danny Amirir what do you guys got going on we'll be hosting we'll be hosting us i guess uh amir and i i'm black jake that's my new uh aka like black jesus but jake exactly yeah well that's jesus in a way right yeah that is from true. Brown Jesus. That's good. Thank you, Marika. That was a good one. So, yeah, we'll be hosting the Hang Up Happy Hour in L.A., I guess, yesterday, whenever this comes out. But come to the next one whenever we do it in L.A. in a couple months.

But follow me at Follow Sellers. Follow my merch. Or get my merch, I'm sorry, at FollowSellers.com. And, yeah, like I said, doing a bunch of shit this year. So just follow me, making stuff, hanging out, telling jokes. Hell yeah. Amir? I can't hear you. Amir?

Yeah, I mean, more of the same. You know where to get that content that sweet sweet content yeah reels the year the reels that's what that's what's really even a reels definitely 9x16s was in this year oh yeah and then i think maybe i'll just plug like paring down your following like no no I mean you know definitely follow Marika on Letterboxd definitely follow Danny on Instagram and Twitter but I don't know maybe see if there's like

any uh any muck any mud anything that you want to like get that dirt off your shoulder in a way like maybe Amir is taking up too much space I'm a problem it's me is taking up too much space. I'm a problem. It's me.

He's a problem. That was a Hidgum Original.