The Headgum Podcast - 163: Burning All the Rice

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

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This is a HeadGum original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. This is Durst Traps. You guys are familiar with Thirst Traps? Yeah. Where you post a photo, for those who don't know, when you look kind of hot. Fred Durst, to me, to mine eyes,

is not that unattractive of a man but in the mid 90s you guys were born in the 90s but I was sort of coming of age during this time

yeah and as a teenager he was considered very cool and yes indeed quite hot really yeah

okay well I've pulled up a couple photos of Fred Durst and I thought we could kind of come to a consensus vote whether or not it's a thirst trap or not. Whether it's hot enough to call it a Durst trap. Okay.

I feel like the intro doesn't get enough love in terms of it being all about... You started without our permission. How so? You just started too fast. I was like fixing things. We were talking about a technical issue. That is ongoing, we should say. Yeah. I was like fixing things. We were talking about a technical issue. That is ongoing, we should say. Yeah. I can't hear myself. Am I sounding good to you guys? I can't hear you.

Is your mic on? It says it's on. What about this? That's better? Now I hear you. God, that's so much worse. Now we can just hear you properly. No. That was good. Thanks. I really needed to hear that, actually. Not you. We're hear you properly? No. That was good. Thanks.

I really needed to hear that, actually. Not you. No, not you. We're talking about Emma's joke, about how your voice is bad. Four on one today, huh? This is messed up. We've got Emma. What's that? As opposed to any other day.

Three on one would be fine. Yeah, three on one is better. You're hearing their voices we've got two New Yorkers in from the east coast you've got Emma Foley on the sax Marika Brownlee

on the fax rounding it out we've got what's that woo you said woo yeah it's hard

we've talked about this so much again one two three four screens five if you count the monitor for camera one.

sound the same? No, I'm saying, this is not how I wanted to start the show. We've got a lot to get to, by the way. Okay, great. And then we've got

Ali Khan and Anya Genovskaya bringing up the rear. He did it. Really nice. I nailed it the first, I forget why I was watching this.

I think I was trying to get inspiration going forward from the past. Because if you can't learn was watching this. I think I was trying to get inspiration going forward from the past because if you can't learn from the past history is bound to repeat itself. Allie you agree? Yeah I agree. That's good. He singled you out because Jewish. Yeah. No I got that. Oh my

God. Is this what the whole hour is going to be? It's going to be you guys catching me in some kind of. You're trying to cancel me. That's what's happening. This is gotcha journalism. Yeah. Not a sponsor.

What is going on with this table? Don't. Marika, don't. Marika, can you show the table? No, please don't. It's not in frame right now. Can you pick the table up and bring it into the frame? We don't show tables for free on that show. We don't show tables, that's true.

That's for our OnlyFans. This sucks. Can we go down the line? Let's start with Emma as if I'm reading a book. What you guys were in the middle of doing. All four of you looked really busy. And if you could just go down the line and say what you

were busy with that I pulled you away from to do this show. Let's start with Emma. I was editing social videos for HeadGum Podcasting, your superlatives. Really important because that's a HeadGum original. Anya? It's not. I was kind of in a conversation with like three different departments about some ad reads that need to go up like tomorrow. Like yesterday.

Yeah. Fuck. Allie? Like yesterday. Yeah. Fuck. Allie? I was compiling brand logos and guidelines to make really cool cue cards for a shoot coming up.

A branded shoot, we should say. Yeah, a branded shoot. Making money for the network that keeps shows like this afloat. Yes. Seeing numbers you'll never even touch. Of course. Yeah. And you mean for this show or ever in my life? Both.

Marika? Marika? show or ever in my life? Both. Marika? I was setting up, I was talking to Andrew Pyle, our CTO over Google Meets and setting up a server.

And also re-networking the office. That was what you pulled me away from. The way he won't let you speak. Speak, yeah. So true, queen. You guys flew halfway across the country all the way across the country

we should say unless unless you take the country as like we're in Ohio we're at your house yeah we're in Sugarloin Falls

the last package that I had to ship there for my mom's birthday said Shagring Falls doing this show perfect to scale replica by the way

of the studio set up in my parents garage that's where you rewatch the old tapes yeah that's the thing I wish because I just went

to the dead and company show it was the final one in San Francisco and you know the thing with the grateful dead is that people listen to the old shows

right they're like oh there's these tapers and they tape every show and you can listen to with The Grateful Dead is that people listen to the old shows right they're like oh there's these tapers and they tape every show and you can listen to every show yeah the bootlegs and um tell me about

I think it'd be interesting if people did that for the HeadGum podcast right so people set up like a tape deck and they're recording their speakers

at home this podcast coming out of the speakers yeah and it's like oh my god like they were really cooking spring 23

you know what I mean that's not that's not the same thing That's not the same thing. No, we would have to be doing live. What you can do is, when we eventually go on tour, ask people to bootleg our live shows. Yeah, we should

provide tape machines for the people to put them on the pole. Get some old camcorders, and people can wear little trench coats and like record them um

speaking of uh Katie Moose in the studio for the first time ever I think what do you mean she's never

well she's always in I should say on I think and um she she made it I think it was

because you guys are in town and what's that definitely was I mean she's been here a lot for the past couple of weeks because of the branded show I think. And she made it. I think it was because you guys are in town. Yeah. What's that? Definitely was. I mean, she's been here a lot for the past couple of weeks.

Because of the branded show. Yeah. She's done like overnight. Watch my mouth. What is this? But she poked her head into the studio as I was setting up

and she was like, by the way, we haven't forgotten about the... Yeah, the squeaking. So loud. We had to push the whole desk back because of needing enough room for the producer cam, for all the cables that are never plugged into the right thing. Because every show has a different setup, by the way.

I try to stick to the Chef Kevin method. I try to stick to the Anya Casey approved method. But every time I come in here, this cable is plugged into this hard drive. This fucking thing is set up for some live stream that barely happened, by the way. I mean, I'll say Chef Kevin was the last person to be in here. Really? I'll say that right now.

Yeah. Katie poked her head in and she said, we haven't forgotten about the tour. We're just trying to figure out some shit. And we're trying to... She basically said, and I don't know if I should say this on air, that money's tight. We were thinking like San Bernardino. Mm-hmm. Sort of, yeah. Like as like the farthest that we could afford to have you go.

Maybe Bakersfield. San Luis Obispo. That seems, that's a couple hours. College town. Yeah. That's kind of cool. College town. That feels like too far. That's too far. If it starts with San Luis Obispo. That seems, that's a cool hours. College town. Yeah. That's kind of cool, college town. That feels like too far. That's too far, yeah.

If it starts with San, it's considered. San Francisco. Yeah, maybe Santa Ana. Too far. Where the wind comes from. Where they make wind. San Antonio. Yeah.

Way too far. We cannot. Sands Jeff. Interesting. At the Vegas Sands Resort. Vegas Sands Jeff Resort. You mean, you meant like in the French, like without you. In the French Quarter, in the Bayou?

No, she meant like without you. Like Sands. I feel like we're not connected. Is it Comic Sands? Because that was good and you didn't even react. I did. I built off of it. I yes-anded.

I yes-sanded. You didn't even say hello to me when I walked in this morning. Yes, I did. I walked over specifically. I interrupted a conversation. I said, hi, Emma. I didn't even say hello to me when I walked in this morning. Yes, I did. I walked over specifically. I interrupted the conversation. I said, hi, Emma. I didn't even do that to Marika. To Marika, I walked by and was like, hey, what did I say? Me?

What is this? Should we tell Jeff what we learned yesterday in our head gum bonding activity about the Great Wall of China? That it's constructed. Oh, yes, yes. I thought of him. I thought of him. I thought of you. It was the consistency of sand.

No. What is it then? It's even better. Better than that? Yeah. It's like pieces of it are like stuck together with glutinous... The mortar is made

out of glutinous rice. Yeah, that was a fun fact that we had to learn during a team bonding activity. Why did you guys do that? Marty. Yeah. Yeah, we played like an all-in. I got to miss it, but then I heard that? Marty. Yeah. Yeah, we played

like an all-in. I got to miss it but then I heard it was kind of fun. Honestly. It was fun. And I mean, Anya's saying that

because she won. My team, I think, was dead last the entire time. But the good news is I'm not competitive in that way. I had such a blast.

We were in first place the whole time. It was me, Casey, Brad, and Sage. And I think I was in there. I was on Anya's team. It was me, Casey, Brad, and Sage. And I think I was in there. I was on Anya. That's beautiful. Sage was fast, really.

I have to say. It was almost unfairly stacked because I think it was Anya, Brad, Sage, me, and Casey, I think, was on our team. And Jeff was not there. I'm hearing a buzzing

just FYI. I am too. That's just the energy in the room. I mean, it's a buzz with this shit. It is electric. I'm liking the with this shit. It is electric. I'm liking the everyone IRL.

It's electric. That'd be a good burnt rice. Jeff's being really goofy. You're not being combat. It's because you're with the ladies. Yeah, there's like a feminine energy in the room. I do want to pitch another rice parody to Only Girl in the World by Rihanna because the bridge of it sounds like let me make you rice and stove rice. And I already thought that, so I'd love to iterate on that one.

It's like, let me make you rice. That's so good. What makes you feel like it's the only grain in the world. Yeah. That's so good. What make you feel like it's the only grain in the world? Yeah. That's really good. Like I'm the only char that you'd ever love. And this is why people think it's easy to do what I do. It's when you see somebody take a crack at it and it's not the same.

But that's exactly what you'd say. No, if it was, want you to char the grains like I'm the only parboiled in the world, then it kind of slant rhymes. Let's check in. Emma has post-production on the short you're doing. I'm still waiting to hear back from festivals. And I also want to just correct the record from last time. I can do the sound edit. I didn't have enough time because

of here's the thing about head gums here that people don't understand they're not super supportive of outside endeavors would you say like you're this is a place and correct me if i'm wrong marika because you've worked here you are well because no because what i was going to say uh is that you kind of have to hide your other passions you know what i mean like like on your you you host the love motel an online radio show i will say something about the love motel that is funny which is and vis-a-vis what you're saying i've had a little um not i've had a little flyer i have a Love Motel flyer with little like, you can like rip off the phone number.

Tear offs, yeah. 857-DIAL-LOVE. It's been in the kitchen since, pretty much since my first day. I put it up because I thought it'd be cute. And like three weeks ago, Marty was like, what is that? Who does that?

We talked about that specifically and how it's like my little personal project. In my interview for so long, it was on my resume it was like part of the thing that i like it was how i got hired he had no idea he was like it's on the actual radio he had looked at me like i was crazy right major killer you have to plug your shit you know what i mean like you don't be like bashful about like extracurricular what's that you're you're nodding your head like you understand, but I'm not sure you do.

Basically, like you do the Love Motel. You should be saying that every day you come into the work. I just thought it was funny that my boss didn't know. No, I agree. But at the same time, you can't expect anyone to read your mind, right? Like if you're in romantic partnership with someone, you have to ask for what you want. You know't expect anyone, you know, to read your mind, right? Like, if you're in romantic partnership with someone, you have to ask for what you want. You know what I mean? You can't be, like, sulking, honestly.

Is this an audition? For? Co-host? Yep. It is the supervising producer to co-host track. Amir basically said on last week's episode, can I help you, Marga? There's a lot of buzzing in my ear and I'm

scared that's affecting the recording. I'm hearing it crystal clear. It's okay. You hear it? No, no, no. I think it sounds good. You have to ask for what you want in any partnership. Shh.

We're listening. We're doing deep listening and here's the thing if grace harper can't get that out then i think she's shit canned i think it's oh you know what it might be it might be jeff's mic because it i you definitely had to turn that way up right for us to hear it i just turned it down and still there but i can't hear it no i think it's okay i think it's okay okay i can it's like so subtle that i can't tell if i'm imagining it yeah it's more just like i'm scared it's messed up well here's the thing we'll hear about it in the comments uh what were you talking about amir did you just call me amir you You were talking about Amir. What were you talking about? Amir?

Yeah. Got it. Asking for what you want in relationships? I fucking think that's what you were saying. It didn't make sense. It wasn't really landing with me, but. How do you do that in your relationship? I don't feel comfortable talking about that.

Okay. Here's what's off limits for me. Any interpersonal relationships, any intrapersonal relationships, like that part of me that I can only access, you know, that one wonderful time of the year, we're talking Christmas, where I'm generous. That's generous season. And now it's summer. I'm in the thick of being selfish. Where I live live absolutely off limits and I would never do that to any of you guys. He follows the Scrooge calendar.

You know I've been I've been trying to find like my tiny Tim. I think it might have to be Pyle. Just like a scrappy young lad who I need to like help out on Christmas morn. He sent a cooked goose

to his door next. First it was flowers. Yeah. He's the only person I got a birthday gift for this year to date. My sister and dad both had birthdays and I only got, yep. I want to know what your gag budget is

for the show. I don't know. All I know is that I didn't. No, I know. Here's what happened. I had a credit card. So I graduated from college. I got a job writing for a TV show where they overpaid us to do not a lot of work. And that was when I got a credit card.

The credit limit was way too high. It was good for what I was making then. Got fired at the beginning of the pandemic. Had this credit limit for a long time. I treated it like a gift card. I couldn't do it. I got rid of any credit, any line of credit that I had. Debit card out the wazoo for two years.

Should we pull that up again? No, we should not. Okay. I just recently got a credit card and it's happening again. Okay, stop. How? What do you mean how? What are you slinging on?

So when Hollywood Handbook came, they barely even talked about this, by the way. I spent $270-something dollars. Almost $300, actually. Because Hayes' was $250 and Sean's was like $35. When I saw, you sent me a screenshot because I didn't believe you that you were doing it. 100%.

Wait, what did you do? He sent them edible arrangements. I saw a receipt. It was $300. It was $300 total. And one was really big and one was really small. And they didn't talk about it at all. I had to bring it up.

They didn't react at all. They didn't think it was funny at all. Nothing happened. They did not compare notes like we thought they might. I really thought it would be the first thing they said it would break the ice. They'd be like, why did you send us fruit in a bag? They were like, just thanks for the fruit.

Yeah, and then Sean was like, I was a hit at a party. I was like, you were a hit at a party. You thought they were going to do like a measuring contest? How do they know that one's smaller and one's bigger? That whole show is a dick measuring contest. That's what we should do next. But to answer your question, gag gift budget, it's just whatever the credit limit is.

Yeah, because I'll figure it's just whatever the credit limit is. Because I'll figure it out. That's my whole fucking philosophy. Do you want to tell people what your idea was for The Love of Dogs? No, I want to do it. Okay, we're not doing it. What? I'm not going to be in this room with a bunch of dogs. Bond of the Week. This one's not an actor, but I'm going to pitch Emma Foley as the director of the week.

This one's not an actor, but I'm going to pitch Emma Foley as the director of the next 007. Hell yeah. I love that. You'll take it, or you were born for this role? I will deign to,

if I have the time. It's a big commitment. Schedule depending. Yeah. And you don't care about the fact that you probably get like two million dollars to do that and you're like

if I have time like if I get through factually if I record enough episodes of girls on porn maybe I'll have time to do a storyboard for the next bomb

yeah got it I've never seen any of the bombs that's a fresh new perspective I think Phoebe Waller-Bridge wrote on the new one

the newest one have you seen Austin Powers? What if it's indie women directors doing these Greta Gerwig? Yeah. What is that about? Stay in your lane, girls. Disgusting.

P.U. Yeah, what's the deal? Yeah, what's up with that? Have you seen Austin Powers? Yes. So just make it like that. Grace, cut that out. Emma, have you seen Austin Powers?

Mm-hmm. So make it like that. Okay. There's like a joy to this show. I don't know what else to say. This is like, I would say that, huh, kind of interesting. There's, do you think we put on airs on this show?

Or do you think we're ourselves and there's just a general air? A general air? Of joy! I got an email. I got an email from something called ReJoy. So you've heard of B-Joy?

No. You've never heard of B-Joy? It's like a personal mantra of mine. B-Joy? You can't ask have you heard of a personal mantra of mine. I joy? Yes. I'm going to ask, have you heard of a personal mantra of mine? I talk about it all the time. By the way, now we know who listens to the show.

Now we know who listens to the show. Marika knew about it. I knew about jarred joy. Okay, that's even more specific. We know that you like to be joy. I didn't know that your personal mantra is be joy. I also thought everything personal, intrapersonal, and interpersonal was off limits. Not mantras. I said interpersonal relationships. If intrapersonal, and interpersonal was off limits. Not mantras.

I said interpersonal relationships. If anything should be off limits, it's mantras. Well, it's a relationship with yourself. That's the most personal of all. This is so not how I wanted this episode to go. Can I do my Bond of the Week? Yeah. Dane DeHaan.

Who? I met him. Who is that? Where? I made him LOL. Truly. He lost it. I told him about my brother's breakaway pants oh my god sorry he's in

abenheimer oh which we're so excited to see him we're about to see he's back i think we just we we do have to just quickly pause and say for the pod that today is a really really big day for me anya and marika emma did not want to see abenheimer because it's too scary. She never heard of it. She never heard of it. It wasn't because it was going to be scary. And actually, I like scary. Okay, I'm sorry for putting words on your mouth. It's not too scary. She just never heard of it. Words on your mouth?

We're doing Barbenheimer tonight. I got my nails done for it. What is this show? Thank you. Do you get it? Different than we've ever done it before. They could be Barbie. That's true.

What's up, girls? My nails are bad. Mine are shit, but I'll show you. I'm a biter. I'm a biter, ladies. Nervous as hell with anxiety issues to match. Let's talk about Rejoy. I'm sorry.

Ani is giving me this look that's like... No, it's good. I'm sorry. So, okay. Ani is giving me this look that's like. No, it's good. I'm with you. It means joy again. Okay. Or reply to joy. Oh, regarding joy.

R-E. W-R-S. Fuck me. W-S-R-T. Right? W-S-R-T? With? W-S-R-T? With specific regards to. Oh.

Can we get like a fucking. You made that up, it's not a thing? Just like, what are those ones that Pyle likes, the office chairs from Design Within Reach that are like $50,000? The aero chairs. That one, yeah, Aeron. That's an Aeron. Why don't we have those?

Because we can't afford it. I know, but you know, we can't afford it. I know. You know, we can't afford to have this noise. I know. It honestly only happens to me and Allie. And now I guess Jeff because Casey, it never makes noise for like that. We have good little stools in that. Do you like the stools in the New York studio?

I like those. They're fun. They were originally Jake and Micah's matching desk chairs. Do you remember what I didn't know they were? Yeah, that was so funny. Anya found out near New York. Exactly the same. I didn't really interact with Micah that much, and then one day someone said something, and I was like, whose brother?

Because Jake's been on fraternity leave for like a year. It was before that I didn't know Micah that well now I know I think that my Bond of the Week is Judi Dench wow

because wouldn't that be funny if she comes in and she's a new role she demoted herself to Bond to 007 yeah did you guys ever watch

Doctor Who no got it should I no no okay so be joy is a personal mantra of mine okay I have two one is Did you guys ever watch Doctor Who? No. Got it. Should I? No. No. Okay.

So be joy is a personal mantra of mine. Okay. I have two. One is get wise and the other one is be joy. Yeah. I keep getting these emails from a company called Rejoy, which is a hydration. I think it's like an Athletic Greens ripoff. Sponsor of the show. So I'm just trying to, I guess, instigate a cease and desist.

When should I drink Rejoy, according to this email? Rejoy is hydration to replenish your fluids and electrolytes. As such. You said replenish. Sorry. as such you said replenish sorry that was really funny I liked it so much it was cute oh we gotta figure this shit out

Jeff we're all being joy right now I believed Allie. I did not believe that read from Rika. Try it again. Well, she's being joy and she's getting wise. Was that the other one?

The other one is getting wise, yeah. Oh, wow. I felt that duo come together. Rejoy is hydration to replenish your fluids and electrolytes. As such is good to drink all day. Wow. This says verbatim. And then it says, so, here are more specific tips.

The most common usage is first thing in the morning and about 30 minutes prior to a workout. Or when mental clarity is at a premium. I feel like if you're kind of real clear-headed. I'll never get there. Yeah. What's that? That's never going to happen. I'm never going to at a premium. I feel like if you're kind of real clear-headed. I'll never get there. Yeah. What's that? That's never going to happen. I'm never going to be at premium.

Holy shit. You heard it here first. What? Are you okay? Yeah. I'm just saying, like, I would want Rejoy to get me there. I don't want to already be there yeah if I'm at a if it's at a premium

then I don't need your product because I'm at premium yeah which at that point you've already been joy you don't need to re-become it

yeah and I think that's a good thing to say did you throw out a break already oh we should do that we'll take a break and I don't think

we have any ads on this episode imagine if it was Rejoy natural marketing what is it Take a break. And I don't think we have any ads on this episode. Imagine if it was Rejoy. Natural marketing. What is it? Organic marketing? What if they don't reach out now because... We made fun of it.

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Check it out it's loud watch out you might carbonize jasmine. Power boiled. Grains that aren't for scorching. The consistency of sand burning all the rice. Scald scraps. Wait till the wok gets nasty Singe sand

You'll need angioplasty There has got to be fish sauce Charring all the grains Here's your bomba, char the grains Time for ODing on soy Long grain white rice is here. Flamed enough, but not too much. Cauterized grain sear thus.

Imagine beaches of rice. All scorched. Hey, you might need some poison. I'll speed. Anything else is poison. 365 burnt specks burning all the rice. That was really good. That was really good.

That was one of your better ones. Plugs. What do you guys think? No, I'm kidding. That was really good. I got dragged last time in the comments for like talking over your song. What does it matter? Which is crazy.

Which is crazy. I was like, have you seen? That's so funny. We do have to say that the experience of listening to that just now was hearing the song so loud in our headphones and then just hearing you scream in the room that's why I took one off

because honestly the lyrics were good the lyrics were good I like the beaches part I love it when you say the word thus. That was really good. I also. It's weird that songwriters don't take more advantage of a word like thus. Yeah.

It has a kind of landing. My weird comment about this is that I said that you should do Only Girl in the World. Yeah. This discovery was a thing that I had when I saw the musical Moulin Rouge because it really sounded like he said, let me make you rice, take you for a ride. Yeah. That song is also Moulin Rouge, the musical. Burning Down the House?

Yeah. Also, I went to Hollywood Forever last weekend to see a screening of Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion and they had a DJ before and they were playing the song and me and my sister Janie were both like thinking we thought of you and we were like fuck up some raps. Every time I hear that I think of that song. Yeah. That's really good. Yeah my Grace bleep this out. My girlfriend

was at a rave in the desert and they also played that song and she was like sent me a voice note of her singing along. Yeah I almost sent you a video and then I was like what if the 1% chance you don't get it and you're like why'd she text me a voice note of her singing along. Yeah, I almost sent you a video and then I was like, what if the 1% chance you don't get it? And you're like, why'd she text me? To get left on read with that text, I think that would have been it for you.

Also, I saw David Byrne like two weeks ago. Where? At his musical. Sorry. Cut out all the references of me saying I know any of these people. I went to a party once and I did line dancing with him. What?

Did you make out? I did line dancing with him too at this musical because they make you line dance. That's really nice. Yeah. What's his weird obsession with line dancing? Everybody's talking about it now. Yeah. Are they?

Is it? Stud country? Stud country. I was the first because I desperately wanted us to go line dancing in Austin and they don't support it. Grace, cut that out. I think, I don't know, it's fine. Can we talk through these lyrics? Yeah.

I always want notes from you guys. I want to know how it could be better because these are not maybe the final version. They probably are because I don't want to re-record. But we are going to put out a new video. You mean that was the take that you're going to? No. Not unless you think it was good enough i think we should i think we should really invest can we get moona in what would be good uh pink chiffon yeah burnt

they would not race no they don't they barely they don't know who I am. Naomi and I have been at a lot of parties together, and I don't think they know who I am at all. Flex. No, it's just that this town is fucking small, and anybody who's under 30 is always at the at the corner, frankly, which is where Kayla is. That's in my neighborhood.

Don't say that on the show. There's only one at the corner. We should say it's at the corner. No, here we go. Watch out. Same as the song. Yeah. Does everybody know this song, Burning Down the House?

Yeah. Has everyone seen the movie Queen Latifah and Steve Martin? No. It doesn't hold up. Last Holiday? That movie is so fucking good. I love that movie I'll watch that anytime anywhere

no questions we should do newcomers but for Queen Latifah's movies honestly that would be really good that would mean a lot to me we were just talking about set it off yeah I saw set it off

for the first time have you seen that heist movie Queen Latifah set it up set it off I don't know it's really good wait it's really good

okay I'll look it up watch out yeah you might carbonize I don't know. It's really good. Wait, it's really good. Okay. I'll look it up. Watch out. Yeah. You might carbonize jasmine. Yeah. You might get what you're after.

It's you might carbonize jasmine. Okay. Rice. Right. I learned that carbonize is a synonym for charry today. Uh-oh. Yeah. Par boiled. What type of rice? Mm-hmm. Why are you guys not smiling? What type of rice? I'm just listening. for charry today. Yeah. Par-boiled.

What type of rice? Mm-hmm. Why are you guys not smiling? What type of rice? I'm just listening. Yeah. Yeah, we're like, this isn't sparking joy.

Did you want me to smile for every line? Yeah, don't tell us to smile. Oh, wow. I knew the moment I said it. Yeah. You tell us to smile and you told me to

suffocate under the divine feminine in the room. You'd look so much better if you smiled. It's kind of a classic line from Jeff. Next time we do this lineup, which we should do it again, I'm going to wear a construction worker's outfit. No, parboiled type of rice. Yeah.

It's a type of... It is. It's a preparation. I googled types of rice and parboiled comes up consistently. Right, that's like type of It is. It's a preparation. I googled types of rice and parboiled comes up consistently. Right, that's like an Uncle Ben situation. Really? Like rice that you make in a microwave has been parboiled. Parboiled means like pre, like has already been cooked.

Grains that are meant for scorching. Yeah, that one's good. Deep. The consistency The consistency of sand. Charging all the rice. Marika! It's burning all the rice.

I didn't think it was going to be that similar to the song. Okay. Scald scraps. Of course. He says that one. Of course. Scraps. Of course. He says that one. Of course. Scraps, of course.

Rice, man! What is this? Is that like grits? That's grits. A scrap of rice. At that point, this is the size of a grit. We haven't quite gotten into grits territory. I haven't really to get into grits.

And also, hold on. What is the other? There's like another name for rice grits that's pretty good that I think would be good in a song. Were you one of those boys on vacation who would get your name on a grain of rice? And what I was worried you were going to say is swim shirt. Shirt in the pool. Were you shirt in the pool?

Were you? Yeah, I was in Turks and Caicos once when I was growing up. He's like this year. I don't know what I am. And we were in like a ground floor hotel room, right? Mm-hmm. Walk through a... Or I see a group of like...

I'm sorry to say, but young, you know, people my age. Boys and girls. Why are you sorry to say that? I don't know. I don't want to portray this image that everyone has of me as this like person who's always hung out and been able to hang with older people. You know, because I've always been mature for my age. How old are you? I'm 25 years old.

Isn't that crazy? How old did you think I was? Don't say 30. Okay, well, I... Watch it. Tread lightly. No, I'd love to be 30. I love being 30. I love being 30.

He says, I'm 25, but I love being 30. How old did you think I was? I. I love being 30. He says, I'm 25, but I love being 30. How old did you think I was? I think I would have, maybe I knew you were younger. 28? I thought you were kind of just like a little younger than me. That just means that I look younger. Not like so much younger. Not so much younger.

No, it's the bags under the eyes. And by the way, I use bright eyes every day. I do CeraVe. What's that? Is it okay? You listen to Conor Over. What are you doing? Yeah, I don't know.

I think you look older than 25. I don't mean that as a bad thing. It's facial hair. Maybe it is just the facial hair. Yeah, but you don't know about like 19. Better moving community center would be good. I didn't know you had 19. That's true.

Instead of you should really call your brother, it's you should really char the grains. I don't know what you're talking about. I think bright rice. Rice grits, sometimes called broken rice or midlands. Wow. Midland? I guess. Also, I'm trying to get my

dad to give me his rice shirt that he got custom made. What? I talked to him over the weekend and he I can't remember what it was in it might have he might have worn it when he got photographed for bon appetit magazine um but he got like a custom shirt that said

something about rice like truly something similar to like rice's joy like it's such a perfect shirt and then he was like i went to a museum to go see an exhibit on rice, and everyone was looking at me, and I was like, I have to retire the shirt. That's really freaking funny. And I was like, I think you are, I feel like the opposite, but, you know, I'll take it if you don't want any more. And then he wouldn't give it to me. Let's get him on the show. We really, resident rice expert. Yeah. I have a lot of rice experts on the show. We really, resident Rice expert. Yeah.

I have a lot of Rice. I've never come on this. Rice expert. Having Greg on the show would be very funny. Greg Konefskaya? Konefsky, yeah. It's different. You have to add an A because you're a woman?

Mm-hmm. Another hardship. Interesting. Well, if you add up all the hours that you've spent filling out forms and writing your name down, it's probably been a full day. And on top of that, I'm getting 25 cents less on the dollar. Mostly the first thing, though, right? Sorry. I do feel confident saying I make the least amount of money out of anyone in this room, at least from HeadGum.

I mean, if you, but you're a contractor. If you broke it down hourly, it might be different. When you say it like that, it sounds like a slur. You're the one who says you're going to put on a construction uniform. I don't know, which is offensive to laborers. Wait till the walk gets nasty. Yeah.

It's scald scraps. Wait till the walk gets nasty. Singe sand. You'll need angioplasty. Now break that down, Liz. Why? It's basically an angioplasty is when you have to like clear your arteries from blockages, right?

It's like a really invasive heart surgery. No, I know. I've seen all of Grey's. I'm rewatching right now. Wait. I was just rewatching right now. Wait. I was just re-watching last night. When? And I got to the episode where she has to choose between the vet and

McDreamy. And I really had no one to text to be like, it's prom. Text me. I was like, this is a really good show and people don't talk about it enough. I know. Oh my god. That's such a good episode. People really don't talk about it. I almost cried. When that,

I watched that episode for the first time, which spoiler alert, the show's been out for 20 fucking years. But Denny, Denny Duquette. Well, Denny,

she cuts the elevator. That wire. And then it's for nothing. I was, I think, what's her name? Catherine. Heigl.

Heigl. I cried. I thought I was the surgeon, but I'm not, and she leaves. Yeah. I was devastated. I was on the floor but I'm not, and she leaves. Yeah. I was devastated. I was on the floor sobbing.

Now that's real emotion. Sounds like you had a good night's sleep then. Sleep like a baby. Is that in the lore of how you said that on the show? No. Oh, I said that on the show. Yes, I have talked about my son being on the show before. Is Jeff going to go see the two? Does Jeff go to the movies?

Yeah, does Jeff go to the movies? I asked him that once on here if he goes to movies. I do. That feels crazy. It feels crazy. What was the last movie? Picture you kind of do regular person stuff feels crazy. What was the last movie you saw on theaters?

The only thing I can think about you doing at night is coming in here unannounced to edit the HeadGum podcast for some reason at night here while we're trying to plan the 24-hour live stream. There was like two to three different times. I don't know if we ever talked about this on the show. There was like two to three different times where we were talking about you and planning the secret live stream. And then I'd come out and you would be in a side room and no one knew when you showed up and we'd kind of

try to guess based on your manners and like your if you could hear any of the things that we said and how long you'd been there

I would be like so how long have you been here what happened what's up why are you here it's so late me someone who doesn't

come into the office that often you're never exactly and then you're planning a specific thing and then you walk out and suddenly I'm there

it's like 8.30pm. That's terrifying. So to think about you doing a normal night thing like going to the movies feels wild. What was the last movie you saw? Oh, it was Evil Dead Rise. Exactly. That proves my point.

I like seeing horror movies in the theater. Wait, so how does it end? Evil Dead Rise? The evil does rise. it wasn't very good is the little girl okay from the preview yeah yeah okay cool i think so you didn't see this movie there has got to be fish sauce. Charring all the rain. Wait, new sauce introduced? Yeah, that's crazy.

Well, I'm trying to add something every time, ideally. So I added fish sauce. Some joie de vivre. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Some sauce. Why fish sauce? B-joie is really... B-joie.

That's kind of... I guess it would be ete joie. Yeah. B-ie. Yeah. Be joy. Yeah. I think. Not really. You should get that as a tattoo.

That's kind of cool. You should get be joie. Speaking of sans, I have the word sans tattooed on my arm. Emma. Bully. Oh, sorry.

I didn't know you were talking about it. I do know that word, actually. Okay. Yeah. Proving you know the word. Why does you have sans tattooed on your arm? It's a Grateful Dead tattoo. Thank actually. Okay. Yeah. Proving you know the word. What is the tattoo? Why does you have sans tattooed on your arm? It's a Grateful Dead tattoo.

Thank you. Really? Yeah. Well, Jerry Garcia mostly, but yeah. I know you're surprised also. I, well, I didn't, I like the dead, but I don't know what the reference is. This is too personal. This is too personal.

The energy just actually it's so crazy in here dropped out of the room intrapersonal relationship with my body so I'm not gonna talk about my own tattoo songs it's

Sans Souci so Jerry Garcia at his house this is so boring I know that's what I was like don't even bother the energy's changing again

everyone listening changing in one way and then changing in another way oh hell yeah for everyone listening. I changed it one way and then changed it another way. Oh, hell yeah. Would you like to do one? No. Give us a major key alert.

What's that? When you call out something, you just have to say it. You just have to like unsolicited advice, basically. Major key alert. Don't ask Jeff about anything. All right, how about this? Because as soon as the tables are turned, all of a sudden it's off limits.

I'm noticing that. Ask me. You guys, okay, each of you guys get one question and I'll answer it honestly. Slash honestly. Emma? The thing is, nobody wants to hear about my actual life. My actual life's very, honestly, bad. What?

No, it's fine. No, no, it's fine. There's nothing I need to know. It's fine. What? Moving right along. Made a whole stink about how I don't answer questions. You said, what's off limits?

There's just, you ask very personal questions on the show. Yeah, one time he asked me if I pray. So nobody wants to ask any questions now that the floor is open? How is your personal life? It's actually not good right now, but it'll be fine later. Later today? All my best friends moved to New York. Oh, I'm sorry. It'll be fine later.

And that's where the B joy comes in. You see? That's kind of being joy. Constant evolution towards wisdom. Okay, I have a question. Okay, I'm borrowing it from R.A.P. James Lipton. Wow. Right? I love.

R.A.P., right? Of course. Okay, so... Can he rest in peace? R.I.P. right? R.I.P. Okay so Can't he rest in peace? Without Allie invoking him on the head gunfire We all agree right? R.I.P.

Yeah Okay so you die What? Right? Right? And you're at heaven At? I don't want to put words on your mouth Allie said And now you're at heaven Yeah you're at heaven. At? I don't want to put words on your mouth, Ali said.

And now you're at heaven. Yeah, you're at heaven. It's a sight to her. It is a location. Is it not? Yeah. And you're at the door, the pearly gates. Yeah, not heaven.

And then the doors open and Gad's there. Josh? Gad. Oh, Gad. Sorry. She's from Chicago. Gad. And that from Chicago. God. And that's...

So what's the first thing you guys say to each other? Like, guys is obviously gender neutral. Okay. I would say... Oh my God, love your work. Big sir, that was huge for me. Wait, you're saying that to God or he's saying it to you? I think you're saying it to Josh Gad.

You say it at the same time and it's kind of like a meet-cute. That's the twist. It's actually Josh Gad that runs the door. Josh Gad was created in God's image. To run front of house in heaven. I don't know. Yeah, I would say,

oh, you know what? No, I can't say it on the pod. Do you pray, Jeff? I don't. I don't know yeah I would say oh you know what no I can't say it on the pod do you pray Jeff? I don't I don't either I think I pray when like a family member is feeling ill

Jesus what? I said earnest and honest but you just didn't answer a question I don't understand fully I have to be honest what you're asking no you answered it

I love your work is a great answer. I love your work, big service huge. It's a classic. Lipton would have loved it. Wait, but I think it's like, what does God say to you? I think that's the question. I'm nothing if not a creationist. Sorry, what?

What? I think Emma said something crazy. Trad, Emma. Trad, Ivy Trad. Trad. Ivy Trad. Don't. Cut that out. Cut that out.

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. We don't need to get into it. It's happening. I'm not going to talk later. We don't need to get into it. You can't.

You can't. You can't. You can't. It's never been this on the show. I also think that we should cut out the bar that Muna goes to. I don't think they'd like their spot being blown up. I didn't, wait, I didn't hear that. Oh, it happened like 20 minutes ago. Okay. Well, we'll make notes.

I feel like, yeah. I literally missed it completely. It's okay. Oh. I guess Marika still has a question available for Anya and Emma didn't ask anything you should do it inside the actor's studio episode

such a good idea we'd have to get Cooper though we'd have to get Bradley Cooper because he asked a question I see you famously when he was an actor at the actor's studio and by the way he looked so annoying he looked so earnest he was an actor at the actor's studio. And by the way, he looked so annoying. He looked so earnest.

He was just like, thank you so much, Mr. Lipton. When you're like thinking about a part, like is that, it's so, I mean, I don't do a good impression. No, I got the vibe for sure. He was like, I'm Bradley Cooper and I'm an actor. That's what he's going to say to God? My name is Bradley Cooper. I don't know. No, no.

He was in the audience at an interview once, and they took questions, and he was an audience fan question. Whoa. He was a baby boy. That's cute. Okay, that's nice. I was imagining Bradley Cooper now talking to God, I'm Bradley Cooper and I'm an actor. Okay, I have to say something. And I want to know if you guys agree.

This is the most fun I've ever had on the HeadGum Podcast. But I think it's going to be the least fun to watch. Oh, no. I think we're just talking for Jeff. Exactly. He's not participating. We're talking amongst ourselves. There's conversations going on that he has no idea about. And they're just talking for Jeff. Exactly. He's not participating. We're talking amongst ourselves. There's conversations going on that he has no idea about.

And so I'm sorry for you. No, I feel like, Jeff, you're in it. Do you not feel in it? Here's your bomba char the grains. Time for OD-ing on soy. What's bomba? It's a type of rice. Bomba's a type of rice.

Thank you. No, here's your bomba char the grains. Time for OD-ing on soy. Yeah, I'm actually allergic to soy, so that is me. You can get soy poisoning. My friend Harry got that. My God, what happened? He was hazed in college.

But what happened to... How does it manifest? Sodium poisoning, really. And then what? What happens? Long... Also, like, I don't... What does it look like?

I mean, is that. Dad? That would be a better thing to say to God. Just dad. Our father who art in heaven. Who art in heaven. Who art in heaven. He paints.

Who art in heaven. He's an artist. Our father who art in heaven. Long grain white rice is here. Uh-huh. Flamed enough but not too much. Cauterized grain sear thus. Yeah.

Marika, you have a really nice little hug. There was one. Thank you so much. You're welcome. There was one line. Keep going. There was one line where you really should have gone back to. There was one line that.

There's a line coming up where you should have gone back to, I think, burning all the rice. But you were like, did something that didn't rhyme. Charring all the grains. And I was the asshole for saying that for the first time. You were because you weren't listening intently. Imagine beaches of rice. That's my favorite line. All scorched

Yeah that's really good Hey you might need some hoisin Ongsby Anything else is poison That's really good When you get a rhyme like that And you're not carrying that level That's the bar

You can do this But to me the funniest thing The goal of these songs is for the listener to not be able to find stable ground you think you know what's coming and it's not there that's true so i like throwing in a rhyme at the end when people are like okay so none of this is gonna rhyme they've already decided that and then all of a sudden there's a perfect rhyme they're like wait what it really needs the sound. It needs the Oppenheimer. 365 burnt specks. Burning all the rice.

And that's the lyrics. I think if your goal was to keep people on edge, then you've achieved it. Well, that's why you two had a bassist named The Edge, or a guitarist, or whatever. Nobody would feel comfortable with him in a room. That's why Jeff locked the door behind us when we came in. I actually do want to get... You know, this has been all amiable.

You know, on that side of the desk, everybody's been really having a great time, it sounds like. It's time to get a little more sour. How long have we been going for? It's been an hour and 15 minutes. Yeah, we have to go. No, it's time to get a little more sour. How long have we been going for? It's been an hour and 15 minutes. Yeah, we have to go. No, it's been 49. Okay, great.

Glad to know it felt like an hour and 15. Marika. Yeah. Emma. Can you guys tell the audience why you're in LA? Comic-Con. Yeah.

Yeah. And... They're big fans of Comic-Con. Let's say who... I did have a few people ask me, like, oh, are you going for work or like for personal? Yeah. And you were like, I've never heard of Oppenheimer. I'm going to work.

I was not so insulted. But. I now feel like I should. Yeah. That's a question that should be directed to me. Okay. Well, can I ask. Oh, my God.

You can breathe easy. I can finally relax. You guys are here for Comic-Con. What are you doing at Comic-Con? Panels? Why are you there? Too Scary Didn't Watch, a HeadGum horror recap podcast,

is going to record an episode there. Okay, and that's what I wanted to talk to you guys about. Why didn't we get a panel there? Why didn't we get a live show at Comic-Con? It's crazy. For the HeadGum podcast? Yeah. Well, how many listeners do they get?

More than us. More than the HeadGum podcast? Yeah. This is how many listeners do they get? More than us. More than the HeadGum Podcast? Yeah. This is fucked up. I'd say they're like a little more. It's not like a huge amount. So we could theoretically, because this is the new goal, by next year's Comic Con, you think there's a chance.

You're telling me there's a chance. They don't ask for numbers. Okay, so it's about content? Yeah. Well, you would have had to be submitted. Which, first of all, we didn't do for the heck of it. Right, this is what I want to pick the bone with you guys. Well, here's one thing.

I think it would be so funny. I don't know how to pull it off because I don't know what the rules are about filming on the floor. But I think it would be really funny for you and Riley to go to Comic Con and just like interview people. Maybe. I don't like man on the street stuff I have to be honest but. You don't? Nah. You know like no one's gonna. You're too

you're too much for the random person. I think. Indoors. Something bad. I think he needs an outline. Yeah. Let me ask you guys a couple questions. Okay. Because my fear, let me first express my fear, and then you guys can either confirm it or deny it.

Okay. My fear is that this show has been sort of gradually getting swept under the rug in favor of newer shows. Hollywood Handbook is new. Oh my God, shiny object. Everybody's distracted. I don't know what this fucking branded show is.

I get that it's bringing in money. I that but does it have the charm the wit the fucking guerrilla warfare feel of this show and then my question to you is that is it an out of sight is it an out of sight out of mind thing where like you're in new york you're in new york and then i rarely come to the la office right even office, right? Even though. Except for at night. Except for at night. So, like, is that the issue? Is that I'm not showing face enough to be reminding you guys? Marika's on the show every week.

Yeah, I talk to you so often. Right. And then, so it's not that. So it's not that. Woo! Right? I think you're just kind of feeling first born, first waffle. You know, when you make a waffle, the first one's the tester.

That's the thing, though, is I bought low and I want to sell high and so far I haven't even had the option to sell stuff what are you feeling particularly neglected about just the comic con thing I've been begging for months we have two ideas we want to do for the show

I haven't gotten either one off the ground they're so expensive well okay I said I would sell fun and then it doesn't seem like anyone's allowing me to do this either one off the ground. They're so expensive. Well, okay. Well, Jeff. I said I would self-fund and then it doesn't seem like anyone's allowing me to do that. Jeff.

What do you mean, yeah? I want it to happen. I'm sorry to unveil the man behind the curtain, but you, me, and Marika had a meeting months ago. Wait. I remember this.

Yes. To work on a very special episode of the HeadGum Podcast and you I believe were on vacation ebooks he's blessed

I was shooting a movie yeah it was amazing wasn't wasn't there also one where you didn't have wifi at the hour of the meeting no that was also

the fucking thing at the movie and you were in Kentucky Kentucky didn't have fucking wifi well we had wifi but it was literally I would have upload speeds of 0.25 megabytes. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like we had a meeting. We were going to regroup. More than a meeting. Sort of a groundbreaking. We had a meeting. We were going to regroup. I did my homework.

Uh-huh. And then we never regrouped because you were in Kentucky with 0.25 megabytes. Was there not like a Starbucks like near? There was a coffee shop that had Wi-Fi 45 minutes away. Okay. So if you really wanted to do it, you could have. It sounds like. Well, I was also on.

Yeah. Yeah. True. I say we regroup. We do that meeting soon whenever you guys are free on the day. And then we figure it out from there. But what I do, I just, I want to be included in decision making. Like,

what shows do we submit for Comic Con? And I'm like, and maybe I'm on the Zoom and I'm like, I'm just spitballing here with a podcast. And then they're like, maybe.

You want to be included in decision making. Just can we submit me, for the New York Comedy Festival for things like Comic Con. Yeah, let's do it. New goal next year, HeadGum Podcast live Festival. Sure. For things like Comic-Con. Yeah, let's do it. New goal next year.

HeadGum Podcast live show. Yeah. Review is actually, there actually might be in New York Comedy Festival. I'm not on that show anymore, which is fine. No, I know, but it could, like. Looking ahead, 2024. So it's just passing in the night. Everything's coming up, Jeff.

I don't think so, unless we make it happen. 2024, nothing else for the rest of the year. Fine. Fine? That's bad, Jeff. Here's my thing. The new goal is to be at the rest of the year. Fine. Fine or bad? Here's my thing. The new goal is to be at Comic-Con next year. Comic-Con next year.

Headcum podcast live show. And if it doesn't happen, whether that's because of y'all's neglect or whether that's because of the dumbasses on the panel at Comic-Con. I don't like the pointing. This is crazy. We are going to burn down the house.

We are going to rent a stage at a different place in Anaheim. We are going to throw our own. Where is it? Orange County or some shit? Long Beach? San Diego. Who gives a fuck? San Diego Comic Con, very famous.

Who cares? Well, Jeff's going to Anaheim. It's okay. Don't forget San Diego. We're going to be in Anaheim. It's okay. Don't forget, Sandia, we're going to be in Anaheim. We could do Disney. It doesn't fucking matter. We're going to throw our own Comic Con. Guess what it's going to be called?

Jeff Con? Jomic Con. G-E-O-M-I-C Con. Right? And we're going to have all-time guests. We're going to have... What's that? I didn't say anything. Continue. No, I just wanted to sit with Jomicon. Wait, I don't know if I'm understanding what word you guys are saying. Are you saying Jomicon?

Jomicon? I'm not saying it, for the record. Which doesn't sound totally related to your team. G-E-O-M-I-C. Who the fuck is this? Jomicon. I heard. Multiple stages with different shows happening at any given time.

We're going to have the hits. We're going to have Zach Dunn as a guest. We're going to have Miles Bonsignore. She's pretty famous and cool, actually. She's, like, invited to Comic-Con. Soundproof glass, they told me. So I just want to announce that to hold myself and the team accountable, that that's the new goal for the show.

Wait, who's going to Jomicon? No, I'm saying the goal is to get a real Comic-Con. If that doesn't happen, whether by neglect on y'all's parts, this is on y'all, or the committee at Comic-Con, we're going to throw our own Comic-Con. It's going to be ten times better. Jomicon. I'm going to be a guest. I said Zach Dunn.

I said Miles Bonsignore. I said the team at HeadGum. This lineup is great. We're going to have Jake back from paternity leave. We're going to have Ferris Monshi on the boards talking about getting, I'm sorry, but pegged. We're going to be April and Ferris. You guys don't remember that?

I do. April and Ferris. You're inside Ferris that? I do. April and Ferris. You're inside Ferris. 2028's gonna be your year. That's it. Plugs. We're wrapping it up. We're wrapping it up.

We're wrapping it up. I'm trying. Casey's staring at me like this. I'm like, I'm trying. They won't fucking do their plugs. I didn't even see the Doughboys. Katie's pissed too. I'm sorry.

Okay. You can follow me on Instagram at Emma Rose Foley. Short film coming somewhere. And you house sat for someone recently. Is that fair to say? I have what? You house sat for someone. I thought you said you have sat.

Yeah, me too. Like a portrait. A portrait. Yeah. Did you get a portrait? Neither. You didn Yeah, me too, like a portrait. A portrait. Did you get a portrait? Neither. You didn't house sit? You posted a thing that you were house sitting.

Why would you? Stop. You know what the real reason was? You set, maybe you weren't house sitting, but you posted a photo and I saw, I just saw an apartment, I was like, that's cool. The shelves are really aesthetic. So I saved it.

I think that's my house. That's your apartment? Yeah. Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but I assume. With the projector? She's like, I have shelves. With the projector.

What is this? You said you were watching a movie, I think, right? What did I post? Do you want to, I don't know how to share it. Oh, that was my friend Rebecca's apartment. Right, and you were house sitting. No. What happened? She had me over. Got Right. And you were house sitting. No. What happened?

She had me over. Got it. She just had me over like a normal human person. I just moved. Wait. Can we talk about really quick? Remember the time you came in here with me and Casey? And you told me you just moved to this great new apartment.

And it was just me and Casey talking to him. And he was like, Anya, you and your boyfriend should come over. I was like, okay, Casey. That's why I don't like going to parties anymore. Because I don't know what happened. I don't know if it's COVID, long COVID. But I'm so anxious in social settings that I say dumb ass shit like that. I was like, okay, no.

All right. Of course you're not going to come over. I was like, Casey, do you want to come over? It was just funny because Casey was right next me, but he didn't invite us. I didn't invite Kasey. That's what I'm saying. I would have loved to come over. It's just weird that you wouldn't invite our friend and coworker, Kasey.

Shelves. I was looking for Shelves inspiration on Instagram, and I saw your post. I'll put you and Rebecca in touch. She's in LA right now. We're going to be traveling together, actually, after Comic-Con. I've never been more good than to not meet Rebecca. I figured out the Shelves, by the way. I figured out the shelves, by the way. I figured out the shelves, and it looks good, so I don't need the inspiration anymore.

But it was a reference image. You brought it up. I used it as a reference image. All right. I'd like to plug the Love Motel as always. Please donate. Not donate. You should donate.

Donate. No, you can donate to my Venmo. Donate to Ali's Lunch Fund. Donate to Ali's Lunch Fund or my Venmo. You gotta give. Really, any one of us. I think we could all afford. Yeah, are we plugging? Let's plug Venmo's. Go ahead. Venmo. Donate to Allie's Lunch Fund. Donate to Allie's Lunch Fund or my Venmo. You gotta give. Really, any one of us. I think we could all afford. Yeah, are we plugging?

Let's plug Venmo's. Go ahead. Venmo's. Emma Rose Dax. I was gonna say, show your feet. Emma will show feet if you don't do your Venmo. What is this? Don't do that.

Don't do it. Blur that out, Jeff. I'll just cut away from it. Don't. She would never. She would never. She didn't know about this. My feet are kind of covered in calluses and blisters.

People probably like that. Anya's on the show all the time, and everybody's like, oh my god, I want to marry Anya. No, no, don't. No one ever says that when I'm on the show. That was such a Tim Robinson vibe. I want to marry her so bad. That's a Connor thing. What's his name?

Connor O'Malley. Okay. I just want to clock with you guys that sunset is at 8.02 p hate Connor O'Malley okay I just want to clock with you guys that sunset is at 8.02pm tonight so if you want to get out while there's

still sunlight we might need to get out we have movies to go to so it'll definitely be out yeah I'd like to plug Barbie I don't know if anyone's heard of that

but it is coming out today maybe don't waste of time everyone knows about it you might get blocked sued oh right

we can't promote cut okay at Marie Galon on Letterboxd and Blue Sky and Twitter and Instagram. Submit to the Love Motel. Did I say that? Yeah. Okay.

If you want to marry me, Venmo me. Yeah, if you want to marry me, Venmo me. If you want to marry Emma, Venmo me. If you want to marry Emma, Venmo Anya. We should have a girl pool. Sure. It's like a whirlpool but girl

I don't fucking know I can't alright goodbye bye it's been real you're ending the show what is this

Ally didn't even plug follow me at AllyCon on Instagram pay me at AllyCon on Venmo and also letterboxed AllyCon that's really good

I would never plug my letterbox publicly oh private we recently became friends well I want to follow you letterboxd Allie Cotton that's really good she's good I would never plug my letterboxd publicly oh private we recently became friends well I want to follow you

we'll talk about it privately we gotta follow each other yeah we all gotta I like knowing what you all watch I don't think you guys follow me on good reads

we all have to we're done we should leave I didn't say that but yeah I guess yeah get out of here bye Jeff bye

thank you thanks and that's why you got and that's why you got joy that's why you got joy that was a Hidgum Original.