The Headgum Podcast - 178: Inner Beauty Pageant

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

Amir, Brad, and Will join Geoff the discuss the important differences between inner and outer beauty.Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fmRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple PodcastsRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on SpotifyJoin the Headgum DiscordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. Not enough hours in the day. That's really good. Do you have an alarm? Yeah, I have several. I see. Every 15 minutes. I like to sleep.

I got you beat. Sounds alarm. What do you do, five? Yeah, my alarm app is just fully in five-minute increments. Oh, okay, wow, that is a lot. How far, okay, so how deep do you get? I'll show you my alarms. So that's every five minutes for the entire day, it seems like.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's like every alarm I've ever set, really. Yeah, I don't really delete them. Got it. So when it's time to wake up at 8 a.m., are you doing every five minutes between 7.30 730 and 830 or how does that work? If I needed to be out of bed by 8 a.m., I'd probably do the last like 15 minutes. So like 45.

The door. Now that doesn't work. The moment I close the door, we can't hear computer audio in the room. Everything's connected to the door. One of the worst setups for the show ever. I don't know what else to say. It's AP podcasting. This is advanced placement shit because it's Zoom plus studio plus you all being recorded video and audio and your soundboard. Yeah.

It doesn't get harder than this. This is the final boss. Right? There's just a lot of moving pieces. Professional podcast studio. But it shouldn't be ours, right? There's just a lot of moving pieces. Professional podcast studio. I was just saying to Brad and Will, who unfortunately are joining us today,

that Casey agrees with me. This is a really difficult. What's that? Unfortunately, we've been patient little boys. So? Doesn't mean that we have to bond. We're doing work. Just because you did me a favor doesn't mean I'm happy.

Okay. Glad I came. Is my camera on or are we just using the webcam video? They can see you. Through the webcam. Through the webcam. Wide of the studio. Why are we in this episode?

I'll tell you why. We're banking episodes. But then for the output people are watching, is it that camera or is it still the one they're gonna be seeing you through the cinema cameras that you're gonna be seeing me through the gopro and then there's gonna be two little guys uh let's say it's will and it's brad and it's gonna be a four little quadro and it's gonna be a 40 minute episode because we all have hardouts it's been 30 minutes it's been 30 minutes. It's been 30 minutes of setup. And by the way, there were good jokes when we were setting up, right? Like what?

Like the fucking, Brad, you did the thing about the bread bowl, or the fucking Braddy Cooper or whatever. Instead of Daddy Cooper, it's Bradley Cooper. Yeah, let's not rehash that. Let's not have hash. Let's not come in having had hash, because guess what? That's a heavy breakfast. That is a heavy breakfast. You don't have that on a Thursday before work day.

You have needle for lunch where you have the churn fun. Everybody churn fun tonight. Brad will, let's say how, sorry, let me get that sound in for a second. Basically, I wanted to talk to y'all about how you guys feel about living in Portland and New York, respectively. And then see if you would maybe do, like, a parent trap, like, sort of a pee trap. Like, you know, like, when plumbing, there's the pee trap that goes right under the sink vanity? Yeah. Yeah.

So what are we doing? Is it like, yeah? Or is it like, yeah. Or is it like, yeah, it's like, I'm trying to follow and I'm struggling to follow. Yeah. I don't know what it is about the way I conduct these for lack of better term interviews. That's confusing to others.

The energy shift. I agree with you, Brad, that there is energy. From you being really frustrated to whatever is going on right now. I did get genuinely frustrated. We're getting out of it. I don't want to start this whole thing with the energy of me being like

I might take this show to Earwolf. You think? The HeadGum podcast to Earwolf? Wouldn't that be the funniest thing to do on this show though? If I took this to like, I don't know Spotify, I think it might be big enough. I don't think you can took this to like i don't know spotify i think it might be big enough i don't think you can you don't think so no they're shedding shows why would

they add you i didn't know that i might take it to i heart and i do i heart i heart i heart i don't think you have it to take it really yeah nor do they want to have it I don't own the rights but where did you earn the rights we have like a host virus relationship where we sort of both need each other but you're killing us killing me softly with your host, Brad's pod. Hill King's podcast. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. I know how to set up a record.

Let's talk about Hill King's pod. Let's start with the why now. Why do this show ever? This show? Hill King's podcast. It's a King of the Hill podcast? Is that fair? Yeah, they're rebooting the show.

I didn't know that. That's your problem. Well, they actually may not be because Johnny Hardwick, voice of Dale, recently tragically passed away. So. And then you started a show. Well, we started the show before he passed. If you listen to the show, we talk about it. I didn't realize that sound effect is literally called fart with extra reverb.

And that's the other issue is that he can see the soundboard. I don't want him to know Here we go. That was easy right because of the setup. Yeah, yeah Let's talk about sex baby dating everything is rolling by the way. Oh shit getting So and see I can't even go like this because of the way that this is wrangled this is not supposed to be like this and I didn't do it that way Jeff can't get things set up

it's not my fault and I think it's important that I internalize that what were we talking about? my podcast? sex baby Brad do you want to plug it? say what it is What were we talking about? My podcast? Sex, baby. We're talking about the Hill Kings podcast. Brad, do you want to plug it? Kind of say what it is.

Again, the why now slash why ever. And I'm not sure there's an answer to that. Why now? Because it's one of the greatest American sitcoms of all time. One of the sitcoms. Me and a buddy of mine who is a professional juggler slash daddy from Edmond, Oklahoma. We

go through each episode of King of the Hill. We have a segment every week where we talk about current events from the day that the episode dropped. So we talk about the 90s. We talk about the show. We crown the king of each episode's hill.

So every episode has kind of a game to it in a way. We're trying to hit 100,000 subscribers by the end of the month. I think that's a reasonable

goal to hit. So if y'all could go subscribe Hill Kings podcast, YouTube, Apple, Spotify, we're on Tik TOK. Jeff's going to come do an episode soon. soon yo this beat goes mad hard yeah drop a rhyme

Amir so yeah it's a like I don't know what to come in but like a quiz show it makes me Riz yo what the fuck are you talking about? Is that Casey?

You have Casey on your soundboard. I have Casey on your soundboard. Interesting. Yeah. On your zero? Kind of a hybrid AI. On your zero. On your zero.

But that's the Hill Kings podcast plug. Do you feel like you got it all? Sure, man. Sure, man. Or do you feel like you're going to point people to it? I mean, it kind of felt like the music was drowning me out. You were down and out, but you weren't drowning out. I can guarantee it'll be mixed perfectly

so people can hear both the music and the plug because some people will only be interested in the music. Some people will only be interested in the plug. And so here's a little bit of something for everyone. Well, everyone should be interested in the plug. It's kind of like Disneyland. Walt Disney's original vision for the theme park was that adults and kids could have fun alike.

That's really cool. for the theme park was that adults and kids could have fun alike. That's really cool. It doesn't matter. It's a fun show to be on. It's a fun show to be a part of. People love this shit. Yeah. Yeah.

Hill Kings? Yeah, that is fun to be a part of, I guess. But maybe Hill Kings can follow suit. It's kind of like when you're walking sand behind somebody. When you came here, you had three cold brews, but I only see one. This is the third. You've had three? I've had two and a half.

You bought three cold brews to have all for yourself? No, I bought three because I'm going to have two, and then I'm going to take the other one home. So this is your second. Now you finished? This is the first. So where's the second? The second one's in the fridge. Third one's in the fridge.

Right? And I think we're getting a little bit too far away from the hill kings podcast finish the plug over yeah the plug's done man plug's been done man besides corduroy hill king every time i see this fucker he's in that's not corduroy that is not corduroy that's poplin huh that's gonna be a washed out cotton. It's kind of like a weird denim-y. Kind of a denim. I was going to say kind of a denim. And if I can add an addendum to this whole thing,

we need new producers. We need additional producers. We're not putting our fucking salaried money towards the right things. Yeah. Well, I think this show is such a low priority that unless you literally do all of it, we would just let it go by the wayside.

Really? Obviously. But what about the fucking $600 see the thing is at? That's not necessarily necessary to keep the lights on. But it's necessary basically to keep this show afloat. Exactly. Because that's kind of, yeah. Hanging by a thread, ice

so thin it's practically water. I get that. And is that because of, yeah. It's because of viewership slash viewership. The overall climate change of HeadGum or is it like a spot cleaning? You're not steering this program in the right direction. We're treading water. Because of. And you know what happens

when you tread water for a while. You drown. Get ripped. Eventually. Yeah eventually yeah you get rid I think it's like 250 calories an hour it's a lot it's a lot it's a lot that's not a lot at all really yeah yeah what are you hundred and fifty you're an asshole I think. Why? I'm so sick of this, sick of this segment. Barbara Broccoli said she is not even close to a decision. I said, I've been feeling the brunt of your lack of decision making on a weekly

basis on this show. Just fucking decide. Right? And it definitely shouldn't be Aaron Taylor Johnson. But I'm just like fucking, what's the guy, Rene Jean Page? The guy from Richardson. I almost said Pendleton. Yeah, I don't know

What that is Oregon Yeah Camp Yeah I know But this is straight From Sony And Barbara Broccoli

They haven't even Discussed the new Bond Is what they're saying You think the movie's Written just without The actor Or they need the actor Involved and then

They'll write the movie I think they're on A long vacation And I think they don't Mind the strike Because Barbara doesn't Want to be

on set in fucking Portofino. Right? She doesn't want to be in London. She wants to be in the Maldives with a fucking malt

with Reeves. Keanu's the new Bond and he is my Bond of the Week. My Bond of the Week is Keanu Reeves because I think that Barbara Broccoli drinks malts in the Maldives. Got it.

Will? Travis Kelsey. He's hot. Famous. What the... This is the worst segment and every time I listen I skip it. Wow.

Wow. Wow. The trick of carnival. Let's go. The fact that it's repetitive gives a damn about if you're going to jail. Jail. Which one does it matter? The 007. Jail.

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It's sloppy. It's... I hope you like it extra sloppy. What's that? It's like a lunch lady, Adam Sandler character. Okay. I was really worried that that was an original character. Yes, exactly.

What about silly Bradison? So it's sort of like Brad is feeling joy with his friend Madison. Just one second, Brad. With his friend Madison. Is that the juggler from Oklahoma? Is that the dumbest thing you've ever said on the show? Probably not. Really?

Yeah. I woke up in a normal house. We covered Hill King's podcast. We covered my gripes with the network and the studio setup, which are not my fault and not the reason the show is off the rails. Okay. The reason the show is off the rails and maybe why the content isn't quality is the way I host.

Yeah. Really? I think you're just not doing anything to bring in new listeners. Right. And how do we do that? You're catering towards the audience that it already has. So what should I do? You can get famous people to be on the show, which brings their fans over.

I mean, you'll definitely get a Hill Kings bump. Yeah. That's one. From our fans. And then promotion on Twitter and Instagram and TikTok. So you think that the fact that I never post about this on Instagram, TikTok, or Twitter is hurting the show's chances? At growth, yeah.

Oh. Yeah. So if I clipped out things from the episodes, we would post it to the HeadGum TikTok. Exactly. Highlight it. See, this is the first good note I've ever received for this show. You should know that already. I don't care.

You don't know or don't care? I don't care that you don't know. I knew that I should do that. But you didn't care. No, I cared. I didn't know I should care. I see. But you did care. It's hard, you know, because it's like if you... Growing up, if somebody doesn't show you that they care,

if like a paternal figure doesn't show you that, hey, you could really be anything you set your mind to, it's hard to believe that in yourself. So to feel from the network that they don't give a shit about the show makes me not give a shit about the show. Because I don't have the money to promote it on my own. What if we have a better help ad on this episode? Be good to know.

A little bit of therapy. We have a segment. Does anybody want to do it? Oh, sure. Really? Yeah, maybe as well. Why wouldn't we? I don't know. I feel like everybody's

pissed at me. I feel like that's something you gotta figure out for you, man. I was gonna, first of all, there was other parts

of the wax that I wanted to talk about. New name for me. What do you guys think about Lance? Last name? James. Lance James. Good name? James. Lance James.

Good to meet you. Just kind of a rebrand, because then people, that might bring in new listeners. If they're like, holy shit, the HeadGum Podcast got a new host. Yeah. Lance James. What about Rance? Rance isn't bad. I'm just worried it's short for rancid.

All right, this is a segment I like to call Inner beauty pageant. Right? And then... Wait, what was that? Was that Pyle? That was Pyle from the pit wall choking on his own throat. Was he actually choking or was he pretending to? That I don't know.

You don't have the context. Yeah. Sounded real. Good. I clipped it out. You don't have the context. Yeah. Sounded real good. I don't know a lot about beauty pageants, but we're going to learn. And I learned enough for the segment. I don't know about you guys. Let me start the whole segment by asking you guys this.

How much do you value beauty? Let's start with the mirror uh i value it but i uh don't prioritize it over more important things like comfort cash family exactly those are the big three and then i'll throw beauty on there and that's my mount rushmore of being a good man yeah i love that i really do brad let's get your mount rushmore for being a man do you mean like physical beauty uh yeah how much do you value aesthetic beauty aesthetic beauty uh not really a lot okay it wouldn't be on my mount rushmore i'd say my mount rushmore would be cleanliness punctuality uh the hill kings podcast yeah the hill kings podcast is a third of being a person yeah and then probably uh green curry with rice the fourth ones of food all Will what do you got Mount Rushmore of you

beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty beauty Benjamin Franklin Conover Conover Conover my hair is in the other room that's really good

not a joke. The whole studio starts chanting. Unlike Will, I tend to look towards more substantive things in life. More like you. More like Brad. Like punctuality? Just like Amir, then. Wisdom.

Joy. Faith. Faith. And faith. Faith. Faith. Uh-huh. These things amount to much more than beauty.

And I think what we're really talking about here is inner beauty. Everybody. Everybody. Let's get into it. Get started. I'm all started. I'm all started. Get started. Let's get it started. Let's get it started

Let's get it started Inner Beauty Pageant is the name of the segment We're gonna go around, I'm gonna ask you The 10 best thoughtful and philosophical pageant questions We're gonna get to the end And to the core of If y'all have inner beauty let's start with number one if you were god for a day how would you change the world let's start with will i didn't know we were in third grade and I needed to point to you guys. I appreciate it. I didn't want to cut anyone off.

Okay. Suffering. No more. No more suffering. End suffering. Okay. That's pretty good. Hard to follow, Amir.

Yeah, I mean, stuff to beat world peace. But ultimately, I want to create a joyful existence for everybody on Earth where people aren't motivated by any negative external factors. What about negative feedback? Can I just piggyback? No. Okay. And everybody to have equal joy and access to the things that make them happy.

Brad? Less traffic would help folks to get more punctual, I think. Are you on time? I usually am. I get that. I guess I'm the judge. Okay. I'm trying to think of which of those answers was most beautiful.

I would probably say... Sorry, what did you say again? Suffering and... And suffering. I'm going to have to go with Amir. Suffering can be beautiful. Right? You can find joy... Sorry. I barely said anything. You can find joy in the little

moments of like ah i'm stuck in traffic right and if you can do if you can do that i think you have true inner beauty because you have the wisdom to let things come and go as they please as opposed to how you please because control you never have it i'm sitting in front of control boards and couldn't even make them work so free associating this is trying to steal the show um this question shouldn't be part of the contest this first question uh goes to a mirror number two how different would the world be if it was a matriarchy was a matriarchy. Grace, cut this one out.

Question number two. What steps or measures need to be taken to eradicate poverty? Give people access to jobs, more jobs, so that people can create more capital. Wow. Wow.

To be further exploited by those in power. That's how we eradicate poverty? That feels like how we enforce it. Bootstraps Brad. Yeah, they call me Bootstraps Braddy. I love it, man. I woke up in a... Um, Amir? I mean, you got to start with an equal distribution of wealth.

I would begin by taxing every dollar over $1 billion at 98%. We don't need to be racing towards the world's first trillionaire. If you have $1,000 million, that's more than enough. Especially, I'm not even close to being done. With a third of all Americans living below the poverty line, it feels very counterproductive to have the 1% of wealth being owned by the top 16 richest people in America. So I would start with that secondly raise the minimum wage price of goods sold have gone up since covid but the minimum wage has barely kept up with inflation i mean this is an unsustainable cliff we're hurtling towards

i shouldn't be just instead of raising the minimum wage, just gave people more jobs. So, for example, instead of one job, you would have three. Yeah. And then you'd be making $24 an hour because it's eight times three. Cumulatively. How would you do three jobs at the same time?

Well, then the rich folks could stay rich. Are you rich? No. So why are you fighting for this? I just think it's cool. Up come up a silent. Will?

That's a really based take. Fam. If it was a real beauty pageant. The person answers and then they're like that was awesome that was really based

I have to do something else and I start putting together my new vacuum we'll just say that Will pleaded the fifth on this one yeah I was going to say that Will pleaded the fifth on this one. No, he said the metaverse. Yeah. Okay, here we go. If you could break one rule, what would that rule be and when?

Start with me. Don't break because he's about to fall asleep. I would pay less taxes. Okay. Why? Because I came up with the taxing the billionaires more rule. Okay, so you're not saying your tax bracket goes down just your taxes. Correct.

I have more than made up for my share by urging others to do that. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Brad? I'd like to do shrooms More That's a rule You can't do shrooms legally so

You can in Oregon I thought Oh yeah that's right Nevermind Will Jaywalking Don't believe me jaywalk Don't believe me jaywalk Don't believe me jaywalking. Don't believe me, jaywalk. Don't believe me, jaywalk. Don't believe me, jaywalk.

Because you had a bad time. Wonderful. Pick one. Okay, here we go. This is maybe the best question so far for the inner beauty pageant. I would say that so far, the person with the most inner beauty is neck and neck with Amir and Will.

Brad, you might as well just be a judge. You might as well. You honestly might as well be a judge. I only care about outer beauty. If you had a chance to discuss a social issue with world leaders, would you or not? This is a yes or no. No. Will?

Yes. Okay. Yeah, I'd do it. That one is going to have to go to Will. I said yes, too. Are we not enjoying the inner beauty pageant I was until what answer or question

until you said I was losing you said I didn't have any inner beauty you didn't have inner beauty I just meant that you weren't responding in a way that exhibited it you called him inner ugly I didn't say that but that was my inner monologue of the inner ugliness of Brad Lee

but that doesn't mean you don't aesthetically look fine thank you thank you to you or to Brad oh I was just saying thank you in general gratitude? were you just expressing ambient gratitude? ambient gratitude cafe gratitude

that's really good Okay so Can I have the I am in a hat Um What You were looking at Yeah nevermind I was about to give you the inner beauty pageant

No but then you said can I have the I am in a hat? Yeah, that's like. Which is a niche cafe gratitude. Cafe gratitude, yeah. So when you go to this cafe gratitude place in Los Angeles, you're like, I am grateful. I've been there. Or you would say, can I have the I am grateful?

Instead of saying a salad bowl, it's like, it's called I am content. And you have to tell the waiter, can I have I am content? And they're like, okay, do you want tofu? You're supposed to just say I am content, And you have to tell the waiter, can I have I am content? You're supposed to just say I am content, right? Yeah. Oh, I see. You don't say, can I have. Yeah, you don't say, can I have. I can has a I am fine burger.

Can I have. Beans, churgers. Can I has a I have Nirvana burger. Sobbing. And a boncha. Do you think anybody's ever been broken up with at Cafe Gratitude before they ordered? So like how would that look? Let's do this so it's like, yeah, I don't know.

I just don't think it's going to work out just because like we're so different. You know, like we view the world differently. Can I have an I am disappointed burger? Yes. The problem is I also don't know how long we've been going because all this shit started recording before we were ready. I've been recording for an hour and two minutes. It's definitely not that.

I think it's like a half hour. That's it? Yeah, we started at 10.32. All right. Oh, you know what? It's been 35. It's been 35 minutes, and I'm wondering

if you guys want to move on from the inner beauty pageant because I thought it was a fun segment and everybody looks pissed. I'm into it. You're into it. I think I'm going to turn it around. I don't know, man. When Will smiles, it looks

like he's angry. I don't think so. I think it looks like he's like smiling with vitriol. Does that make sense? I mean, you can see it right here in my frame. Look at this. I think he's a cutie. That's what I was gonna say Sorry you were saying the opposite you were saying that my smile has vitriol and now I'm cute all right Let's just fucking figure out this beauty pageant thing

What's your favorite memory? Oh, we're still doing that yep? Yep. Favorite memory, guys. Come on. The pause is not good for inner beauty. That's not an easy question to just pull out of nowhere. Oh, okay. Now, my favorite memory is probably First episode of the Hill Kings podcast

Very recent Did it go that well? Yeah The internet's abuzz about it Who are your co-hosts? And why? I have a co-host He's a professional juggler slash daddy from edmond oklahoma like

a father or he's like a a dom exactly not an answer if you say that at a traffic stop you get a ticket for sure well i don't stop. Do you know why I pulled you over today, sir? Exactly. I think you're getting drunk-tanked for that. Will style. Oh my god. He's called you a drunk. What the hell? It still makes me happy like years later I always think it's you

It has been It sounds like it was good she It's been What is your favorite thing about Austin? The next question in the inner beauty pageant. And you can take that. It can be the city or it can be your buddy. Bolden Creek Cafe.

Okay. And is Austin someone you would consider a role model and where? So not the city. Wrap it up, I think. Wrap it up-er. Now you're not even saying a joke. Complete this sentence. I want to win this inner beauty pageant because...

I want it to end. Will? Not sure if you heard. Will? I'd like I'd like to wear a crown. Thoughtful response and Jeff just I don't know if that's it. I don't know if that's it. I'm not sure about that one... I don't know if that's it.

I don't know if that's it. I just am not sure about that one because I don't know if there is a crown. Yeah. Because that would be outer beauty is to wear something. How would your parents describe your inner beauty pageant experience?

They'd be confused for sure Because yeah They don't know what this is How did your parents This is a non sequitur Unrelated to the pageant How did they feel about your wedding They enjoyed it very much

Back to the pageant If you had to speak at an assembly What topic would you want to address And when After lunch If you had to speak at an assembly, what topic would you want to address and when? After lunch, definitely, on Chicken Finger Day. I never said school. Did I say school? Well, you said an assembly.

It could be an assembly of people. It also doesn't have to be school. Other places have lunch. That's got a point. I don't know if anger is indicative of inner beauty. Anger is a secondary emotion. It's not anger. You're just bad at interpreting emotion.

I didn't yell. I didn't even raise my voice. I'm completely calm. We're so back. That was all from a break? No, not from a break. I meant like energetically we so back. That was all from a break? No, not from a break. I meant like energetically we're back. Here's a good one.

If you could open a vineyard, where would it be and with whom? Francis Ford Coppola, Northern California. Established brand. Correct. Thank you. Nice. Thank you. All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ.

If you could be on a train. Was that Deion Sanders? I don't know who that is. I think it's from Grand Theft Auto. It's from Grand Theft Auto. I don't know who the heavy is. I think it's from Grand Theft Auto. It's from Grand Theft Auto. This is great. Do you think parents should be punished for crimes committed by their children?

Immediately. Really? In what regard? Lock them up style. Lock them up. Lock them up. Lock them up. Lock them up Lock them up Lock dads up This is really good What emotion do you experience most

Both in general and on this show Oh Vitriol And that's in general I'm assuming Yeah And then towards the show vitriol and that's in general I'm assuming yeah and then towards the show horny horny

on the show specifically I don't think he can say that to me yeah he can I don't think I what about to another host not to

to Will just to me how would you describe your interview this is the last question to will just to be uh how would you describe your inner this is the last question how do you would you describe your inner beauty pageant experience horny i mean we're about to crown a winner but we have to wrap this up and not end it up there's a crown? is there a crown or isn't there a crown? metaphorical crown

you're being very unclear obsessed with crowns and even if I had the crown here you wouldn't be able to wear the crown near right? Will's disqualified Will's disqualified I'm sick of the crown

talk and you know what? It's indicative of somebody with only outer beauty, and I honestly love to do this. I love to do this, but I don't think that you've earned the right for the crown. I don't think that you've shown anything other than

frankly, disregard for inner monologues, let alone beauty. Your thought processes weren't good for anyone who has knees. Got it. Now I'm free associating. I resign. I'm going to say that the inner beauty pageant queen of the year is...

Please don't give it to me. Amir! I didn't want that. I didn't want that title. I don't think the audience wanted you to have it either. Right. Right. But you know what?

You gave some thought-provoking answers about finance. You issued outer beauty in terms of wisdom. wisdom. And you took the whole thing with a reverence that I haven't seen out of you in quite some time. It looked like he was going to fall asleep. Yeah. I have a question for you.

Yes. When did you... Sure. From what hours to when did you sleep last night? Just last night. I guess last two nights. Last night was, I believe, 3.15 a.m. to 9.15 a.m. Okay.

It's not horrible. Yeah. Pretty bad. The night before. All-nighter. All-nighter. All-nighter. Yeah. Yes.

Because there aren't enough hours in the day. And then what do you do from 1.15 to 3.15? What's that last two hours of the night like for you? I don't want to be crass or blue. Yeah. But it's a lot of self-completion. Aw. Automotive

fellatio, which is when you go down on a Mazda. And meditation. At Jeffrey James on Instagram, at Jeff Boyardee on Twitter, and And that's to hear more of that.

You said I need to promote the show, so maybe I clip this out. Post it to the HeadGum TikTok. I don't know who says no to that. Yeah, that could be a good clip. Try to find one where we're laughing, though. That might be tough in this one. Will, what do you got going on? What do you want to point the people towards?

And don't just say your apartment in Brooklyn. Nothing crazy. That's it. Just have a good day. Thanks for having me on, Jeff. I really love to be here, honestly and genuinely. Have me back any time. It doesn't interrupt my day at all.

Wow. I've never been so unsure if someone's being facetious or not. Really? I mean that. Look at the joy on his face. You could mean that. I don't know if you do. Absolute pure.

He's from Chicago, so I'm trying to... Well, you're not originally from... I'm from California. Oh, shit. Turned on a fucking dot. And that's what pissed you off? Brad, what do you got? He's from Florida.

Brad? Hill King's podcast on YouTube, Apple, Spotify, subscribe on Instagram Trying to get to 100k Really fast Just started the show you want to get to 100k Amir what do you got Thinking about getting a visor Thinking about getting vising

Thinking about getting visor Pretty good. Cut. Or. What is this? Another hour. Or. That was a Hiddem Original.