The Headgum Podcast - 19: Geoffardy

Episode Date: October 9, 2020

Micah, Amir, and Marika join the show to play a round of GEOFFARDY, as well as to discuss their favorite fall activities, fairs, and drinks!Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fmWe have new merch in the Headgum store! Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts.Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. What can I say? It's autumn micah i guess so happy october what's that i said happy october so thank you so fast i appreciate that actually um i'd like to wish everyone who's listening a happy autumn and happy happy new year uh in a way. We have the core five. We have the core five. We have Ferris on the mic. We have Marika on the levels. We have Micah here in the studio.

We have Amir. I'm in my house, always the same place in LA. Don't say also like happy autumn. It's like a hundred degrees out. Like there's nothing autumn about LA right now. We're not going apple picking. I can't wear a sweater. Fall hasn't sprung.

Marika, you're sipping on something. Is that a hot toddy? It's a hot tea without the toddy part. Hot tea. That's actually a cool, that's a cool abbreviation for hot toddy. But no oddy. That's scalding tod.

It's just tea. It's an herbal blend. Okay. Is it an herbal mate? No, of course course not it's what she said it was we gotta get the energy up we gotta get the energy up here i'm the only one who's kind of at a nine and you guys are all at fives which is fine i think we're at fives because you are at a nine we're sort of trying to like create a homeostasis for the entire show well i'm trying to create a homey atmosphere because it's autumn that's cool amir you got a rube cube yeah got her i'm back into the rubes

cubes erno rubix magic cube i used to know how to do it so i had to sort of teach myself what i had forgotten but it's it's how is that tiktok performing the tiktok or the instagram reel both i guess both i was wondering because I did just post it to my reel, and so I was wondering if you meant the TikTok or the reel. Did you just say it's on the reel? I saw it on the main feed. That's good. Yeah.

So, yeah, Instagram is showing its stuff on the main feed, though it's not on my grid, if that makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense enough. Oh, wow. You also added it to your acting reel, like you updated it with your reps yeah it sort of cross dissolves into my management company at the end but then since i don't have one it just sort of fades into my social security number

and it's like if you want to get at me be me steal my identity potentially hop into a brand con deal with you. Yeah, I'm on deadline right now. You were cast as Young Rock. Really? Yeah. So I guess the 13-year-old Samoan tweenage actor sort of stole my identity and then won that part instead of me. I think they spelled your name wrong in five different places, though.

That's very likely. That's why I'm changing it to something a lot less ethnic. And a lot less ethical. Yeah. You're wearing a very small hat. My hair is too big, but the hat is fine. Would you say this is a small hat? Yes, it doesn't fit on your head.

Micah, you're wearing a cap that fits very choice. They're different styles. Amir's got like a shallow hat. This one's more of a dad hat. You know shallow how? This is shallow hat. This one's more of a dad hat. You know shallow how? This is shallow hat. That's good. That's really good.

Thank you. Thank you. In a shallow hat. In the shallow, shallow hat. So deep for no reason. Ain't it something hot? Aren't you tired of trying to eat a bat? That's sort of how coronavirus started.

Or do you eat milk? Hanging on at Wuhan making silk. I started a global pandemic of epic proportions. I ate a bat and spit on my man, my friend named Pat. I took a flight to urban Seattle. I saw a concert then. 18,000 people were dead right after the encore, friend. So I basically went to a wet market in Wuhan and then hightailed it to the key arena.

And I saw like, I don't know, who could sell that out? Mumford and Sons or like Father John Misty? And I was like screaming, singing, spitting, talking into what would then create. The NBA basically got canceled four weeks later. Zax! Favorite autumn activity? Let's start with Micah. Apple picking.

Haven't done it yet, but I'm excited to do it. I love that. I got a question for you. Holy shit. Yeah. What's the goat apple? The type of apple. Ooh, this is a good question. I don't know the name of it. I think Honey question for you. Holy shit. Yeah. What's the goat apple? The type of apple?

Ooh, this is a good question. I don't know the name of it. I think Honeycrisp. I think it's Honeycrisp. Yeah, it's Honeycrisp. Yeah. Is that like the sort of like pinkish yellowish one that's white on the inside and crispy and sweet? Yeah.

Yeah. It's tart and sweet. But not to be confused with Pink Lady, which is I'd say more pinkish on the outside. I think Pink Lady is my jam then. I can't do a Pink Lady. Apple or? No, I just like, I don't want someone who's so white that she's like pink, yeah. Like fair, like a fair-skinned woman.

Yeah. Off the rails. That's cool. I was just going to talk about an apple that I had last time I went apple picking. It was called a Cosmic Crisp. I've never purchased a green apple like I don't in your life fuck with that as the teens say I've never like preferred a green apple purchased a green apple had an entire green apple just the all the tart apples not your thing

you like a sweet and crisp I'll tell you the the worst apple is the Red Delicious. Yeah. Is that the really dark one? Yeah, the dark one. It's mealy. It has thick skin. Is it mealy? Bitter. Huh? It's bitter. I think it's really sweet.

That's sweet. And I've had it. I've had it up to here with Macintoshes. All right. I'm going to do this over the course. Are you recording on Zoom? So just know that it was started off as this. And I'll pay attention.

That's a wood block that you painted. Yeah. So yeah. What about Marika? Amir, what are your favorite autumn activities? Autumnal activities? It's apple picking. Mine is not apple picking.

What is it? Watching football. So it's sports adjacent. I asked you yesterday what your NFL team was because for at least half your life, LA didn't have a team. So I just kept the team that I rooted for as a child, the LA Raiders. And then they moved to Oakland and now they're in Vegas. So there's still some semblance of being a fan there.

Do you think that they'll stay in Vegas? Yeah, I mean, what happens there does stay there. But I don't know. It's an unfortunate year to move to Las Vegas as a sports team. You're like, I'm a young, rich, cool athlete, and I get to fucking play in Vegas. And then it's like, actually, if you go anywhere, you might die. So everything's shut down. It's 130 degrees, and you can't really go anywhere outside of your house.

So it's an unfortunate time. Can you have AC? If you're like more than a rookie, yeah. But otherwise, you're sort of living in like a $400 a month condo and it's like you have a fan going, but it's a dry heap and it's 128 midday. That's not ideal. I have another

activity. Did anyone ever go to like fall fairs? Yeah. Like you're in the northeast. Do you ever go to the Big E? I don't know. The Big E is Elizabeth, New Jersey. They love Halloween over there. Santa's Village. Are you talking corn mazes, etc.?

Apple bobbing with your uncle bobbing? Yeah, like from that level to the ones that have rides and like fall activities and petting zoos and stuff. I used to be big into fairs and like fairground rides. Like the one that spins around really fast and you're like against the wall.

Yeah, the Gravitron. That was classic. Yeah. Why is it good? I don't like the rides that it's like, all this does is make you dizzy. It feels like kind of cheating. That's not fun to be dizzy. Well, that one's cool because it's not that you feel like you're dizzy.

It's that you feel like you're being plastered against a wall and you're stuck to a platform that moves up and down, so you feel like you're just kind of weightless. It's centrifugal force. Yeah, man. Centrifugal or centripetal? I said centrifugal. What's the difference?

You don't spend too much money with the one he's talking about. The only difference between centrifugal force and centripetal force is that you don't spend too much money with one of them he said centrifugal oh i see so like at the heart of it you're sort of all right one side is done the rest of it's still to come but do you think you'll be i that's the thing about we kind of talk behind your back at the network sometimes amir is that you're kind of one-sided. Like, yeah,

you're a comedian, but like, you don't have any hobbies, you know? So then I'm wondering if, what's that? Yeah, I do.

I do. I have hobbies. I have hobbies. Okay. List five. Then nevermind. No, I want to know.

Five hobbies? Yeah. That's a lot. Oh, God. Yeah, that's a lot of hobbies. Like, who has that much time?

I guess I, I like basketball basketball I like watching and playing basketball that's definitely a hobby for sure I'm pretty into my Nintendo so gaming is sort of a hobby though I'm pretty singularly focused on Mario Kart still that's another hobby you can't say that that's not a hobby now we're down to like three more

fucking hobbies can I throw in the cube can you give me that's not a hobby. No, I just... Now we're down to like three more fucking hobbies. Can I throw in the cube? Can you give me the cube as a hobby if I'm learning how to do it and I'm like practicing? I'll throw you the cube. You're doing it while you're talking to us, which is like a work thing, but sure. And now I'm down to like two. I need to fucking... Like in addition to all that, I have to like learn how to knit or some shit like that.

God. I don't know if I can squeeze out two more hobbies. Cause I would say like being funny and like posting to social media, but that's technically part of my job. Like, but yeah, like I am a Tik TOK enthusiast. Does that mean it's a hobby or is it like a job?

Yeah, no, I'll give you that. I'll give it to you. The way you use Tik TOK, it's a hobby. Okay. That's great. So now I'm at four. No, I'll give you that. I'll give it to you. The way you use TikTok, it's a hobby. Okay, that's great. So now I'm at four.

In addition to all that, I need another fucking hobby. This is crazy. Yeah. I don't know what to say. Audio, video, AV. Troubleshooting, et cetera. Yeah.

So like my mom's printer will stop working and we FaceTime until it's fixed. What about the rating co-ops? That's a side hustle though. That's a side hustle, you know? Because sometimes I'll see you at the Silver Lake Farmer's Market and you have a ton of produce. And I'm like, you're like smiling ear to ear with like a farmer's tan.

And I'm like, you're not a farmer. Like, how did you get all this produce? And then you just kind of pull me aside and you're like, I got all this shit from Vons. Yeah, I basically, I like Robin Hood in a way. So I'll steal from supermarkets and give it to farmers markets or vice versa. No, because what you do, you take market price produce and then dress it up by spraying it with water to make it seem like you just kind of picked it off your urban farm. And then you sell it for like twice the price. Oh, jogging.

My memory. urban farm and then you sell it for like twice the price oh jogging my memory so i have a memory palace where i try to memorize an entire deck of cards favorite autumnal drink micah maybe in autumn i start drinking like hot coffee drinks um i had a i had an oat milk cortado the other day holy shit and it was solid. I think that's probably going to be my autumnal covfefe. Cortada? Cortado. What is that? Last year, it was the oat milk flat white.

Right, right, right. Of course, yes. But a cortado is less of the milk. Than the flat white, which is already less milk. Yeah, so it's nice just to have a cute little cup. It's pretty much just espresso, but yet you have it balanced just the right amount with a little bit of oat milk. And it's steamed and it's frothy and it's good.

I love a froth. I love a frothy coffee. A croffy. Sorry. Marika, favorite autumnal drink or otherwise or whatever? I do really like pumpkin spice lattes. I'm sorry to say, but I do. It's that or apple cider.

They're tied for me. You are so basic. I love it. Thank you. You love it? It's fun to be just like one of the girls sometimes. We should do VR yoga together. Is that a thing?

Are people doing that yeah there's vr yoga uh amir autumnal drink or do you just kind of water it i'm pretty anti seasons because i grew up out here so like there is no like oh it's it's cozy and crisp now it's 48 degrees let's have a fucking hot cider in a cafe yeah no like no This is an attack on me. I'll eat a butternut squash soup, and I'll call it a drink when the temperature dips below 70 in the City of Angels. And I'll call it a drink slash day. That's cool.

I make a mulled cider, a spiked mulled cider, buttered, hot buttered rum. Did I mention? You said mulled? Mulled, M-O-L-D.ed cider, buttered, hot buttered rum. Did I mention? You said mulled? Mulled, M-O-L-D. What makes it buttered? I add a slice of that thick ghee into the cream. Because there's also salt.

You add ghee into cream? I pour whipping cream into a mug. I salt it. I add melted buttered rum. I mulled it, which is where I leave it in the basement for a day. And then I spike it as in, I take the mug, I go out to the street and I throw it down as if I'm Gronkowski,

Robert himself. Next question. Favorite autumn outfit. Kind of sweaters yeah nice he solved the cube your boy has been cubed consider there are three of me because I am now a mere in parentheses to the third power if that makes sense yeah man

let's just finish the show let's go now you're miming. Yeah, like I'm in a cube. As if you're in a cube, yeah. Yeah. Okay, what are you guys' likes and dislikes about Fall? One like, or one dislike, and then one like. I'll start. I don't like that it's sort of...

You didn't even have one. You didn't have one. You're not supposed to answer your own questions, first of all. And you should do it have one you didn't have one you're not supposed to answer your own questions first of all and you should do it only when you have a fucking gem queued up you said I'll go first and then you're like it's like have it ready or just throw out the question to the guest

back to school sucks and I'm not in school anymore but I don't like the sales nice by the way my queue is undone and I'm not in school anymore, but I don't like the sails. Nice. By the way, my cube is undone. I don't know how you did that with your shitty-ass question, but yeah, it's magic. You fucking ruined it.

And what I like is... Like, it was completed. The temperature's getting a little chilly. I get to wear layers, which for me is kind of like... I like swimming in a jacket. Actually swimming. Yeah. Diving and like I'm trying to get my diver's license and. Marika, you dive with a jacket on like that.

You have a scuba suit, but you put a windbreaker over it. That's what you're saying. OK, I just wanted to clarify. LL Cool Bean. Ladies love Cool Bean. Micah, fucking laugh at that shit that's like that's as good as it gets on this show like i was laughing for me to say that is a pretty big deal i know like it's like a kind of a whatever joke for you but like honestly that was really funny let me take that again and then fer, you can cut that reaction out.

Just because I don't want people thinking I'm like an asshole to Micah. All right, ready? Bless you. Oh. No. Hold on. Do you want me to do it? Welcome to Jeopardy.

This is an autumnal themed edition of Jeopardy. Have you guys played? Have you guys played Jeopardy? No. This is awesome. i've played jeopardy i said jeopardy g-e-o-f-f-a-r-d-y no god it's like you can respond fast instead of letting there be these like pauses where it makes it seem like the show is bad you can edit those yeah i do it's what's the difference um one is true one is not i hope jeopardy is wait sorry were you asking about the jeopardy game what's the difference okay right because it looks like it's set up the same as jeopardy and it's the url is jeopardy labs

but you call it jeopardy just so it seems like you're sort of just stealing. It's very similar to Jeopardy. The difference is that I'm the host in a way. Not even always, but sometimes. All right, here we go. Can you guys see the screen all right? We can see the screen. Do we have to say what is before? Yes, so it's Jeopardy.

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All right. Let's start with Marika. The categories are, because this is an audio medium, autumn, Halloween, sides, and Amir's personal life. I'll take sides for 300. Sides for 300. Macaroni and? Buzz. and buzz america what is cheese yeast nutritional i wish all right negative 300 on your part you're in death i'm gonna be afraid to answer anything uh i could see your um bookmarks can you click on ho dinky please

yeah here we go a different tab let's see what's on the docket today oh look yeah this is a just because Zenith El Primero Retro Timer so this is sort of your style brand or this is where I get my home insurance what secure the watches you love what the fuck is that

you need an insurance just for the watch I don't because I don't own anything worth insuring. But if you have that roly-poly or that Audemars style, that's worth more than your Mazda, fucker. Now back to the game. You have your own website bookmarked also. Yeah, let's watch my reel just really fast. We don't have to do that.

No, you're really interested. Jeffreyjames.com was taken nice oh a stupor ad oh I'm in your reel that's Jake I see I thought I was in that video too we don't have to watch this obviously

because it's bad for podcasting everyone had such nice haircuts back then yeah I was going to say the same thing. That's so cool. I love podcasts, but you're not working. Earwolf? Doesn't Scott have something to say? Let's go back to...

There's like no sound in it or anything. It's like this is probably the least entertaining thing for somebody listening. Fine, let's play the game. Right? Micah, your turn. I'll do sides for 100. The best sauce to have on Thanksgiving. Buzz. Micah. your turn. I'll do sides for 100. The best sauce to have on Thanksgiving. Buzz.

Micah. What is gravy? The real answer is what is au jus? And I'm genuinely asking. Do you guys know? I think it's like a juice from a bird or a meat. So if I were to get this right, I would have had to say what is what is au jus? Genuinely ask.

No, you just have to say like what is Oju or like give me the answer for what Oju is. Don't think too much about it. All right. This isn't real Jeopardy. I will say that this is all real cash.

So if any of you guys get these answers right I will Venmo you the actual amount and I won't ask for it back. We'll we'll pay it back because we know we need to. Amir.

I'm afraid because I know I won't get any right. I think I'm going to win this game with zero. So I'll choose Halloween for 300. Halloween for 300. The best candy to put out for children on Hallow's Eve night.

Of course, no one wants to answer because they're afraid of getting it wrong. Buzz. Marika. It was candy corn. That's incorrect. The correct answer is marijuana edibles. Actually, in Jeopardy, yeah, if somebody gets it wrong, then other people have a chance. We could have buzzed it. Glass could have been good, too. I'm actually in jeopardy. In jeopardy, yeah, if somebody gets it wrong, then other people have a chance.

We could have buzzed it. Glass could have been good, too. I would have also taken glass. You gave Amir minus 300, but it should have been me because I answered. I thought you owe me $600. Okay, Marika, your turn. I'll take Amir's personal life for 200. All right, here we go.

Amir's exact street address. All right. Amir, exact street address. Alright. Amir, this is an actual... I hope this one... This is a chance for you to win $200, Amir. Like, actual cash. But kind of cash 22 in that way. That cash 22 is that you'll have to kind of get... I won't bleep your address. Then I don't want to say it.

You don't want money? I'm already up. I'm up $600 on Marika and $100 on Meika. With zero. Anybody want to buzz in? Let me see. They don't know my exact address. All right.

I don't, like, say it once it's like, no. What is it? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Do not. Do not. Yeah. So don't have this part in. Do not put that part in.

All right, here we go. Even as a bleep because people will be able to figure it out. Micah? I'll take Autumn for 200. Bold move. Here we go. Comfy sweaters, acoustic singer, songwriter, music, and blank. I'll buzz in. Amir.

Jetty Osmond. Honestly, I'll give you that one. The correct answer is bae. Come on. $200 to the man in a very distasteful turban. That's not me. I'm wearing a headgum hat. All right, Amir.

Halloween for 100. Halloween for 100. Wear this costume as a white person and you'll be canceled. I know it, but I don't want to say it. Go for it. Or don't. No. Time's up. What is Gandhi?

It's pretty good. I wasn't going to say that. I was going to say that. Marika? I'll take Autumn for 100. Here we go. This activity might as well be called steal from a farm. Buzz. Marika. What is apple picking? Correct! Whoa.

You're only 500 in the hole. So that one's just the normal answer. All right. Micah. Jeff, if all of those questions were like that one, were this sort of clever but a joke made out of them, I think this would be a really good game and a fun game to listen to. It would be fun to play and it would be fun to listen to. But as it is, it's just sort of.

I'll take Amir's personal life for 100. This one's sort of a gimme. Amir's annual income. This is gross. You don't know it. They don't know it. Let's go to the next one. This is gross.

You don't know it. You don't know the answer. go to the next one this is gross you don't know it you don't know the answer this is gross this is very gross don't answer just any taker move on time's up what is roughly dollars so much money no that's not true bleep it and also it's not true. Move on. Amir. Sides. And this will be the last one. Sides for 200. An unexpectedly salty side. Buzz. Micah. What is salt?

Honestly, I might have to give you that one. It's a little bit more specific. It's what is Jeff's ocean water stuffing? So I'll soak. It's a lot. It's a lot more specific. I'll soak brio's a lot. It's a lot more. I'll soak brioche in honestly, for lack of a better term,

it's brioche rainwater. And I'll figure it out from there. All right. We have three more on the board. No salt involved. As it stands, Micah, you owe me $100. Marika, you owe me $500. And Amir, I owe you $200.

Okay. That's great. Marika. I'll take Halloween for $200. Halloween for $200. If you have a broom between your thighs, you might be blank. Buzz, Amir.

What is cleaning your house incorrectly? Incorrect. The correct answer is, who is my uncle trying to prove a point at Thanksgiving dinner? Loser. My uncle. Shame.

Shaved. So what? So what did he shave? Point was he proving. Two more on the board. It is Micah's turn. Autumn, 300. Autumn for 300.

Much like pumpkin pie, this food is good to eat during fall buzz marika what is sweet potato pie wrong i know the answer i'm here what is pumpkin pie wrong the correct answer is what is sushi It doesn't matter the time of year. Sushi is always good for your ears. We have one last on the board. Amir, it's your turn. Amir's personal life for 300. Amir's biggest insecurity. time's up what is his scraggly aura what does that mean that and i'm glad you asked we can kind of ruminate on this for a bit

basically the idea is that his general energy is just kind of mad scientist vibes. Okay. Yeah. Colors are like red and green, maybe. Maybe like a yucky brown. Right. The combination of red and green. This has been Jeopardy.

So bad. We can't hear that. this has been Jeopardy so bad we can't hear that the music that I hope people are hearing at home we can't hear that are you serious? yeah wow

it's only you oh yeah it was also dead silent when you were showing your reel they're supposed to be working. That's crazy. We really did peak five minutes in, didn't we? With Amir's song.

God. Amir, we need that rendition again. That was epic. Honestly, I browned out. I forget it completely. I think it was about like, a star is born, but it's about patient zero, right?

Amir, have you seen Hocus Pocus? No. Okay, well, even better. There's a song in it called H seen hocus pocus no okay well that even better there's a song in it called hocus pocus let's just say that it goes to the tune of shallow as well uh let's hear it okay ain't it something which aren't you tired of trying to eat a ditch or do you dig more how about you put that cauldron on the floor i'm falling i'm flying on a broom and it's long brown it's a dusty mop of sorts and then then I can't do the Lady Gaga part because it hurt my throat. Again, we can't hear if you're playing music. We can't hear anything.

It's just you. Your mouth was a line. Do you guys like chestnuts? Nothing. What about persimmon? No. I've never had one. What are you talking about?

No, I don't like persimmon. What are these obscure ancient foods? Have you ever harvested rice? Define harvested. I've taken rice out of a stock. I did genuinely get these from a list of fall-themed conversation starters, and most of them were just, do you like chestnuts? What about persimmons?

Do you like apples? And if yes, do you eat the skin? I had a friend in college that ate the core of the apple to try to build up a good cyanide poison or whatever. Why? Like the core of an apple. Absolutely genius. What's the practical use of that? I have no idea.

In case she's ever poisoned, I guess. Yeah. What does a persimmon look like? Do you guys know? Yeah, they're like orange kind of like tomato-y looking yeah that's right looks like an orange tomato I would have no idea

nice I just this has been something huh what is happening I said at the beginning of this I was going to be nice to Jeff today and I was going to try my best and he was

like this is going to be we have a great episode planned I thought Jeopardy would go over like really well I thought it was going to be like kind of a David I would be a David Dobrik type giving out like just thousands of dollars to you guys Jeopardy would go over like really well. I thought it was going to be like kind of a David. I would be a David Dobrik type giving out like just thousands of dollars to you guys. Jeopardy wasn't bad. It was everything else. I liked your note.

The one about how the questions should have been silly, but the answers would have been. Yeah, good. Guessable. Yeah. The issue was that you guys would have never been able to figure it out. And I didn't kind of think that through in a way. Yeah. Not in a way. that's exactly the issue I mean other than that I mean I think the the fall questions sort of

were fine I think we could have gone through them a little faster yeah to get to the meat of the jeopardy yeah there's a lot of dead space you ask like questions that were like have you ever had a persimmon and no one has and then you started saying silence yeah you have to cut the silence out have you guys ever sorry have you ever taken a clove like it was a pill so you take the little I was watching um star anise I'm trying so hard every time yeah Marika's what about this you just yell fruit names star anise listen to yourself

what about a cinnamon milk tea boba drink and you sip through a cinnamon stick what about that man I'm just saying it's sort of interesting it wouldn't work if you tried to sip boba out of a cinnamon stick we gotta figure this shit out guys because this can't be the show like i try so hard every week and this week obviously i

dropped the ball a little bit but doubling down on the fact that my question what did you say bland yes bland obviously it's my job to ask the questions marika it's your guys's job to supply the stories and answers and Amir's gone he's absolutely gone this is unbelievable I tried to supply stories Halloween party stories do you guys have anything that was my last question

what's the best Halloween party you've ever been to and anything interesting you had a good Halloween costume last year Micah oh yeah the best Halloween costume of all time truly what was it? I'll tell you. I was a disco ball. I dressed up in all black.

Black jeans, black shoes, black turtleneck. And I wore a motorcycle helmet that I turned into a disco ball. That's really good. It was awesome. It was creative. Everyone loved it. how long did it take you to glue shards of mirror to your head your helmet um i i got this like pretty nifty uh kit

where they had adhesive like they were adhesive mirror squares and just like they came in uh strips it probably took like four or five hours. That's fun though. It's like a fun activity to like know that you're going to go to a party and be the life of it. Now this year

it's different. Like are you guys what do you get what are your guys Halloween plans? Are you going to do anything distance hang with anybody dress up and just be alone?

I'm going to go to like a rave in Bushwick. There's people still partying. Is it outdoors or distanced at all? Indoors in like an abandoned warehouse. There's people still partying. Is it outdoors or distanced at all? Indoors in like an abandoned warehouse. There's not really any ventilation. Ventilation. No.

That's cool, though. What a way to go out. He died the way he lived in Bushwick. I don't know if I'm going to do anything. I like I don't know. Halloween always stresses me out. And then I come up with costumes that don't make sense to anyone because I'm too lazy to actually dress up

or I don't like dressing up. I like t-shirt and jean type costumes. Your costume last year got a claim from a celebrity. It did get a claim. You were Greg's inbox. You can't make a tomlet without you were Greg's inbox I was you

can't make a tomlet without breaking some Greg's a joke from season two of succession and yeah it was a his inbox and printed on sure yeah printed on a shirt that you can buy on my store

plug it what's the URL bunch of the cast I can't think of it right now don't have a store if you can't remember the URL. It's like a weird long one, you know. Then like two years ago, two years ago, I was Brad Leone for Halloween and no one got it.

It was like before. You should do it this year. Last year was like a big, yeah, I really should. I'll be like, what's his name? But, oh man. The CEO. The guy that got fired. Yeah. what's his name but oh man the ceo the guy that got fired yeah i forget his name too but honestly better that we don't have a legacy anymore i was thinking of being his legacy for halloween it's a little meta very nice and people won't understand yeah no i i think i want to i want to figure out a way to be the o Trail. And then like my ass will be a wagon.

And so it's like I have the wagon, but also I'm the Oregon. What? Were you going to say that's an awesome costume? I was going to say that I feel like it's a good one for doing like distanced Halloween costumes. Like there's a lot of ways to do it with like Zoom backgrounds and stuff. So you don't necessarily have to show your ass. Okay. Then I'll do something else if I don't have to show your ass okay then i don't then i'll

do something else if i don't have to show the ass for it to work um yeah i want to figure out a way to do like uh either a zoom party or like a live stream fundraiser comedy event uh or both for halloween so i'll figure that out or not because or maybe i'll just keep the cash that could be good in a way for you so you'll you'll sell tickets to an event and then you won't and then you won't actually put it on and you'll pocket the cash yeah it'll be sort of like a fire festival situation where

but you know it's not that you show up to the live stream and it sucks like there is no live stream are you promoting it right now is this you promoting yeah so October 31st 9 p.m. Eastern check this out and i'm forgetting the url much like marika with her store but uh and mike is gone he left absolutely gone um i thought this was one of our best episodes i can't believe you'd say that uh all

right i'm gonna give you the floor uh hey do you have anything to plug other than your store that you can't remember? Wait, I'll find my store. It's bigfaceinfantsocks.myshopify.com. God, that's long. You get to have the last laugh today. I don't have anything to laugh about. I don't. What do you want me to do? Plug?

Just plugs? Just laugh. Ha. Just laugh. Huh. That was a Hiddem Original.