The Headgum Podcast - 211: Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Tables

Episode Date: July 5, 2024

Amir, Marika, and Emma join Geoff to discuss Marika's continued Twitter shadow-ban, yawning, and foley art.Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fmRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple PodcastsRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on SpotifyJoin the Headgum DiscordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. No, I said no notes. Positive or otherwise. That felt like you... I feel neutral about that. Will you cauterize, will the grains serve us? Ruining basmati?

That's one of the best parts. Yeah, that one fucking goes. Cause what's the real song? It almost sounds like that. That's why I was looking at it. Will we forget the sun and its jealous eyes? Yeah. We'll forget soft rice as we force it down,

as we house demolished rice. And then there was a bridge that you sort of. What happened? I have a question. I feel like we were having fun and then somewhere along the way we lost it. I like the rice song. Yeah, the bridge.

Yeah. Can we hear what that would have been? What those lyrics would have been? I mean, I feel like the intro doesn't get enough credit. You had real, wow, that cat can swing energy. I really felt that way for a second there because I feel like the bass, the fucking sax... could have been at the Village Underground, I'd say. Right? Or not the Village Underground, that was the newspaper. The Village Vanguard. Or is it the opposite?

The fucking Jazz Club, Emma. You live in the village. Ow, you're hurting my ears. That's kind of the inverse reaction that I had to the, um, the sax. Yeah. Ow. So loud. Is it?

How the hell do I get this lower? It's a normal volume, it's a pitch thing. Yeah, it's what you're saying. You're kind of shrill. It's like a tone. What I'm saying is harming you. It's a word choice thing, it's a syntax, it's all of it. Addiction for sure.

We've got Marika Brownlee on the sax. We've got Amir Blumenfeld on the faaact. We've got Emma Foley bringing up the rear end. How are your guys' haunches? Are your sides achy, breaky, sharp? A little bit, yeah. Really? I was at a concert and I am standing for a long time, so I'm kind of feeling the effects

of that. What band, artist? Come on, let's get more specific. I was at Brooklyn Maid, I saw Bandits on the Run, and I saw John Gallagher Jr. because it was his album release concert. Is that Liam Gallagher's grandson or? No, it is Tony Award winner from Spring Awakening and American Idiot the musical, John Gallagher Jr. Okay.

What about you changing your last name to Winner? Mariko Winner? That's really good. I think it's awful. No, I'm just saying, because then you could name, if you have a kid, you could name them Tony. And then their middle name could be award.

Tony winner. Their real name could be award. No, their middle name. Oh, the middle name. Then if they fucking do win a Tony, it's Tony award winner, Tony award winner. Award winner. That's actually pretty good. But I'm not going to change my name last name randomly.

It wouldn't be random. It's all part of a grand plan. Do you know someone with the last name winner? I don't. But I like I feel like I like I've met people with the last name like Schoonmaker, right? Which like etymologically is like, oh they, you know, their ancestors used to make boats. So you might as well name yourself after what your job is, which is to win. Really it should be Donald J. Winner. Because he hasn't lost an election yet. Nothing from Emma.

No, I'm sorry. I'm back in. I'm back in. Exposed brick or just exposed... lies? Exposed brick. The lies are hidden behind the wall. Exposed stick. Oh, God.

All right, Marika, you want to take the reins? Is that what you were intending? I really don't. Just like, chaining up for a joke. All right, you said something. Do you want to talk for nine minutes straight? Like, is that what you're trying to get at? Clearly just wanted to talk uninterrupted for 20 minutes straight. And then Amir,

why not the exposed brick at your mons? It's not really that style of home. Yeah, there's no brick anywhere really in my house. I was going to say not even in the foundation. Southern California style. Yeah, stucco drywall wood frame. Post and beam concrete, concrete ties, interior, correct.

Airbrushed exterior. I put makeup on a fucking craftsman. Where did I put the eyeliner? Bad question. The windowsills and the fucking blush was all over the siding, aluminum or otherwise. Do you think I ever painted a house with makeup? Kind of question is that.

Oh, I think you should see that. See what happens. My tweet from when we last talked is now up to. Let's see. Twenty eight likes. So I did pass that threshold of 20 likes that I just wasn't getting past, but it's still going. Which I guess is no longer being shadow banned. I think I am, and this was just the response of, um,

like, loyal, dedicated listeners who respect my request following me and liking the tweet, but that's only... eight of them, so... of them. So. I think it's that the material hasn't been there until that tweet. I think the material is pretty good. You got to turn those like. Was that a chuckle, Emma, or did you just cough? She was coughing. What are the updates then?

What do you want to talk about? It's just allergies. I think. Anything that you... What's a topic you would want to talk about right now as we're getting into the show that would keep you engaged? Not to be wed.

I am engaged. I sometimes have a hard time following, but I'm trying to stay with you. Hundo P. Hundo P. Hundo P. Or is it, you know, unfair to me? You're sort of like an ADD exam. It's hard to keep awake and alert listening to you. What are those? What's the name of inkblots?

You know, how they diagnose them? A Rorschach. A Rorschach. I would say that this is a jaw, a jaw, a jaw, a jawr-shack. A G-E-O-R-S-C-H-A-U-K. It's a Jeff Shack. It's a 45 minute fever dream. I think just get into the the the outline at this point. You've squeezed the water out of this sort of casual opening.

Yeah, I was going to say that trying to get the cold open style entrance only works about nine percent of the time. But did you guys say cunning? Nope. Well, I did just now. Cunning is actually the word of the fucking day week. The word of the week. Today's word of the week.

For short, today's word of the week. This episode's word. Does that make sense? So basically, it's kind of the week. This episode's word. Does that make sense? So basically, it's a cunning little segment. Smile. There you go. It was more fun when you just chose a random word someone else said. And didn't ask us, did anyone say this word and then give it to yourself?

OK, well, you know, I'm nothing if not open to constructive feedback. But sometimes what you do is a poison at me like a cannon and shoot it. So you're never you're never open to constructive feedback. Did you guys watch these debates? This debate? I watched the first like 20 minutes and then highlights of the rest of it. Emma? No, I didn't watch it. I'm, I...

No. Okay. Cause you already know that you're voting for RFK. Yeah, exactly. Are we not talking about that? The fact that we're all like two degrees removed from RF? How so? I know you're a Kennedy. On your mom's side, right?

Yeah, but I don't like talking about it, because then I have to fucking go on Instagram live and be like, don't vote for my uncle, because he's actually more of a drunko. And even when he's sober, he's a bunko, bad uncle. That's good. Was that a chuckle or was it a full laugh? I was a polite laugh. Just to make me not have a breakdown. Just to give you something, because I think the silence would have been worse. Cheryl Hines has a show on the network, which we don't talk about enough.

Her podcast. We ended that podcast. There's no... that podcast doesn't exist. Doesn't exist anymore. Why doesn't anyone tell me when things end? Because I have a hard time with anything. You would have had a take on that. So that podcast doesn't exist. Doesn't exist anymore. Why doesn't anyone tell me when things end? Cause I have a hard time with anything.

You would have had a tantrum, we couldn't have told you. And now the tantrum is gonna come right now and it could have came earlier. Cause I'm actually worried that now I'm 14 degrees separated from the fucker. Why do you wanna be any degrees separated from the fucker? Just in case, what if he becomes the Presidente?

Then I would be able to get the access to the White House. The access to the Oval. Nobody's letting you in the White House. Not even on a tour. Is it because I'm not white? Is it because the White House... Really? Then where's the Brown House? Do you know who the, uh the according to the betting markets, who's the third best, most likely person to be president?

Jill Stein. No, of course not. Or, okay. No, good guess. Cornel West. Afraid not. Oh, good guess. Cornel West. Afraid not. Oh, Kamala. Not Kamala.

She's fourth. Newsom is correct. Yeah, but I meant Joanna. Is it Joanna? I love that. Well, yeah, after these debates last... Samford, first man. First gentle man

Mother father gentle man The hell's that that was size follow-up to Gangnam style. Oh, yeah That makes sense. Yeah, she hated sigh I'll be right back That's fair. You can leave. I'm sorry. I'll be right back. That's fair. You can leave. I'm still sitting here. Turning off the video makes it harder for me to edit because then I have to switch to the three and then I do it.

Oh, why doesn't? Oh, I'm sorry. I figured it would just be my little square with my name. It is. Jeff's sort of complaining for no reason. For no reason. Yeah, it's more of a Z. Yeah. Um, um.

Kill time in a better fashion. Oh, I'm as bad as crazy. All right. Let's see the shirt. Obviously, there's a there's a fucking costume change slash shift in tides. So let's see the T. Rockland Boxing. Yeah, that's my dad's shirt.

I don't know where he acquired it. Do you like it? It's not bad in terms of a graphic T. Thank you. I wasn't even close to done. I feel like Rockland Boxing. I feel like Rockland Boxing is the name of a gym where the game Rock'em Sock'em Robots is played for sport slash cash. It would be like the Greenwich Village chess players, but with Rock'em Sock'em Robots

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What's so funny about that? The fact that the word doesn't start with CH, obviously. I'm trying to avoid this, like, there's a car parked right in front of my house and there's a glare. I can see it, yeah. Into my eyes, through my blinds, I don't know what to do about it. Close the blinds.

I think it's gotta give you a glow. But then I can never close it completely. That yawn was cute, Jeff, it was sweet. It was endearing. Thanks, yeah. It endeared me to you. It's soft, you don't always have to be so balls to the wall, Marika. Sometimes you can just take a yawn

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Yeah. So who do you guys got? I'm gonna go with Snoopy. Why is that? I think he'd make a good Bond. It's kind of, could be time for a dog Bond. And then how would that bond theme go for that movie? Would it be like, Yeah, I mean, that's just the peanuts theme.

I couldn't really think of a way to combine the two with my mouth. I was trying as I saw it to pitch match it down. Yeah, it doesn't really. I never made that face before. Yeah, I kind of thinking for the first time ever that well thinking. Yeah, maybe it could be maybe it could be like the Peanuts Christmas like with the children singing. But so it's like.

What car would he drive? His house. It would still be his house. Okay. And Woodstock would be his cue. Yeah. Well, Daniel Craig lived in Woodstock, we should say. Okay.

Woodstock. How is that not interesting to you guys? Cause it's not relevant. It is. It's tang not relevant. It is! It's tangentially relevant. It's not like fun to know. I like to think about him at fucking good night. I don't know where that is. It's in Woodstock.

Use context clues. You're right, like I know it's in Woodstock, but I have no other context for, like, the place. It's an Asian fusion haunt. Hmm. Ooh. I think the more interesting story is that Anya had an interaction with him upstate, or like his daughter or something. So it's either kind of interesting or nothing at all. Well, yeah, that's... What about the Mud Club slash early terrible?

What about it? Early terrible is a great bar. You guys would all love it. It's basically a cabin. Use context clues. It's impossible to use context with you you because you couldn't be anything. You switch topics willy nilly. Yeah, and then you say stuff like early terrible,

which honestly doesn't even sound like a bar. Mud club. No, early terrible is a place where you can get drinks, intellectual nourishment, magic and adventure. Yeah, basically it's a cabin with a disco vibe slash theme. It's across the street from Sylvia. Who cares? Having access to Yelp isn't a personality.

You're just reading and remembering shit. With really interesting intonation. Makes what you're saying doubly hard to follow. I would say that's the opposite of how Biden was talking last night in the debate, which was kind of an interesting thing, which is he was saying. Whispering, right? He was saying things that were relevant to the election, but with the most boring intonation I've ever heard.

Verge of Death intonation. Hanging on by a thread intonation. More than raspy. He was one foot in, one foot out. The other one out is on the other side. He's visiting Valhalla in his dreams, Marika. I would be surprised if he made it to Thanksgiving. Do you think that's the best thing he has to offer us is that he's like actually one foot in the grave, and so he has this connection to the other side

and maybe knows things. Yeah. It's happened to that. Well, let's postulate about fucking the occult for a second, to the other side and maybe knows things. Yeah. It's happened to that. Well, let's postulate about fucking the occult for a second, because I was wondering if you guys think that the occult has insights to our future because time doesn't exist on the other side, or do you think that people who have died only have insight into what they experienced in the past? Marika's taking a nap. I truly was like, if I close my eyes

and remove that sense, will this be clearer to me? And the answer is no. Okay, I get that. You're not Clairoral then. Clairo what? Clairoral! Not to be confused with Clairoral. Is someone have a baby? What? Clear oral. Not to be confused with clear.

Is someone have a baby? That's my cat. Misty. Cuteness. She like attacked my ankle last night. Your ankles. Your thin ankles. Yeah. Yeah. Really are they like scratched up?

Did you did she remove mass from them? She got a couple of chunks out. Yeah. Well, she doesn't like when the bedroom door is closed, but I have to close it. I just like, you know, energetically, we don't like when the door is open. So we close it, but I have to trick her every night. And so it's tough when the door is closed, we get her in here. She's fine. She's content, but then I go out to get like water and then come back in and I

have to kind of like block her from leaving. And then I closed the door. She does not like that. So sometimes she'll come over to me and like bat my ankle. But last night she like batted one and then like nipped at the other. And I was like, hey, hey, dude. And I scolded her and then got, what? What do you mean?

How? Did you scold her? Oh, how? I said ow. I just like got down on my knees and I was like, hey, don't do that. And then I like got in bed and then she kind of like, sauntered over, jumped on the bed, got on my chest, got really close to me.

And I was like, are you coming to apologize? And then she did the thing that cats do where they rub their head on your hand and she licked my hand as well. And then went like this, which is saying, I love you. I'm gonna cut this out. Yeah, I'm gonna shut up. Take a break, we'll be right back.

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That's better help. H e l p comm slash. What's that? Thanks better help And we're back a little close I got a grill Nice what kind? Gas, wood fired. Wood fired? Mm hmm. Propane. All right. Portable.

Weber. Hibachi grill? Yeah, Weber. Not Hibachi. It's a cool thing that I got this grill. And you're minimizing it by being like, oh, did you get an entire fucking? Tsubaki grill

What did you do? Aren't those like little tiny like their little portable girls? hibachi Hibachi's like the restaurant where everybody trusts the chef around a table a restaurant where everybody trusts the chef around a table. Everybody trusts the chef. This is not exasperating, right? Just because there hasn't been a steal or a nod, just because there hasn't been like hair cut or new,

doesn't mean that we're not having a good ass time. You haven't gotten to the outline yet. I feel like we're killing time for something that'll never arrive. There's a segment later. There's a segment later, but it's a little it's milk toast. It's thin. It's frail. It's 2%.

So I'm trying to get this thickness of the wax into. Here we go. What is this? Marie. Bacha girls are real things. That's all I'm saying. I didn't say it wasn't a real thing. I just said it was a goal girl.

Here we go. But it is. That's the whole thing. It I didn't say it wasn't a real thing. I just said it was a girl girl. Here we go But it is that's a thing. It's like a portable little girl. It's which well, okay, which was cuter my yawn or that The girl oh, yeah Are you trying to do it in a cute? Well when you say yeah They're science behind if you just keep saying yawn and you say yawn over and over and then there's yawn and there's yawn and there's yawn, people will yawn because they're like, oh shit, my brain is like, I guess it doesn't have enough oxygen or at least it could have more, right?

It's like having a... It could always have more. Yeah. It's like, pile at a bar, you know? He's always like, yeah, I've had like nine drinks, but I could always have more. Is yawn an automata, like the noise you make when. Don't mind. He was. Oh, come on. I was interested. Yeah. Like, is it named after that?

Sort of the noise you make when you are yawning is yawn. I don't think so. Not really. You don't think so? Yeah. Like it's not called like bib, the opposite of a yawn. Like yawn you can say while you're yawning.

I don't think that's a coincidence. Do you? I don't know how to answer that, man. There's a raccoon in your bedroom. That's real nice, Amir. We can see its ass. Yeah. Feline anus in the frame, highlight of the show. Feline anus in the frame, highlight of the show. Major Key Alert, be sure to say most with your chest and then when you don't it hits

harder slash thinner to others, right? It's about vocal control. Frank Sinatra used to sing about this. Basically it's like, let me yell a lie at you and then you guys will believe it, because I'm yelling. Sage actually put in her resignation letter this morning. That's why she's in Texas.

And obviously everyone here bought that. But then if I'm like, no we didn't. We're about 27 minutes into this shit. You guys all think that's facetious. You guys all think that's the lie, because I didn't say it with that. That felt more important or vigor. I think that felt more important because it was like you almost didn't want to say it.

And the fact that you said it means that was true. Really? It's kind of was my take. I've learned a lot. Since starting this show, I feel like people have like little nuggets of wisdom like that. And well, like that.

I did like that. Like that? Why not? Once, when I was little, I, like, got a laugh. I, like, said something, and then I knew, I realized that I got a laugh, and so then I just kept saying it and then My dad pulled me aside. It was like that like ruins the joke like you can't just saying it and you remember that lesson You don't do remember that lesson. Oh my gosh I know somebody told that to Jeff like

20 years ago. He'd have no career. All right, should we do a Rice song? Case in point. Cha cha cha cha Rice. Cha cha cha cha cha Char. Rice. Could have been charred. All right, I guess let's get into our first segment before you guys jump down my throat any further. Assholes. Throw it any further, assholes. ["The Follies of the Follies of

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audio they're capturing is the dialogue and then all the other sounds are added later So here I thought that we could Mirrors nodding off Like yeah, I'm gonna do sounds or dialogue sound effects and dialogue Well, can I ask my friends to join me? No, sorry just just sound effects, not fully. Okay. Ready? So can everyone join in?

Just you answer her question. Yeah, it's Emma. It's Emma Foley art. It's not all of us Foley art. Part of being a good Foley artist is delegating. Okay, fine. True. Fine. Part of Sheet and a Good Foley Artist is delegating. Okay, fine. That's so true. Fine!

We're all good. Should Amir and I do the dialogue and then Emma's in charge of the sound effects? Let's do that! At the very least, let's start the shit. Alright, ready? This is The Gangster starring Mark Strong and Jason Statham. I love Mark Strong. Okay, this looks like a trailer. You know what? I'm going to skip to a scene. Here we go. This is a full movie. Okay. Okay, Amir. Amir, do you want to be Statham?

Okay. And Rika's everyone else and strong. Okay, fully includes mouth sounds, we should say. Emma? I know. I'm waiting. Waiting? It's going. Well, I'm trying to be sparing.

Footsteps, doors. Footsteps, doors. Not spares. It's supposed to create a tapestry of audio. Pfft. I made a sound and you didn't like that. Hey man, what's up? Oh my god.

No one's talking. No one is talking and there's a lot of movement. Okay, I'm gonna pause. Oh. Foley art can include footsteps, I was doing footsteps. No you weren't. Yes I was, you didn't hear.

I was doing footsteps when they were walking in. No, I was doing it with my mouth. Okay, perfect. Continue. Action. Marika, isn't that you? Marika! What is this? Everybody gets mad at me! I finally, by the way, started having people in the comments and in my personal life be like, actually you do usually, even when you don't outline something, come up with something

good and people on the show don't always buy in. My brother-in-law was mad about that the other day. Mad at us? What episode? Is that an example? I don't know which What episode? Is that an example of it? I don't know which episode, but this is an example. Marika, what? Buying in is different than being confused and not knowing what to do.

You have a full grasp on what we're doing. Yeah, but it was like you started in the middle of a scene. Not really. And then I had to come up with- It started with him of a scene. Not really. And then I had to come up with. Entering a room. But I had already I'd already done that. But then we started again. And I was like, I don't know what Ray Liot is saying to this guy.

I don't know where we. Foley. No, it's not. Yeah, OK, OK. It is a foley. But you said we were going to do dialogue. I asked if we were. I said, should we?

Cause you were gonna have Emma do all of it at once. All right, we're taking it from Ray Liotta's first line. Emma, feel free to take a lot of liberties with the Foley. Amir, you are Jason Statham and Maria, you're everyone else. Everyone else, got it. Hey, hey man, what's going on? Those are cards shuffling.

Hey, I know that you're here. Yeah, I am here. I really am here if you think about it. That was, you're Jason Statham? I couldn't tell. The hair looked crazy. You're really telling me you're Jason Statham right now? Me? You're telling me that?

This is awful for the audio listeners. Just... And it's not amazing for the video listeners either. No, it's definitely not. Sorry, we're gonna have to pause. I will say no one wins. Nobody wins. During the Emma Foley art segment. I would say there's too many cuts.

I'm sorry. What I really wanted was, yeah, for there to just be the Foley. I know, you just want me to do it. Why don't I... Could I pitch an alternative option for the title of the segment? You may. What if we create fully sounds with stuff around us and then we have those as new.

Clips for your sound board. You want a new sound to be like. I guess. That's not a soundboard. That's not a soundboard item. Yeah, that was nobody. Not a not a lot of people could do what I do. And that was the example of why do you think your brother-in-law will be on your side for this segment

or understand why we didn't have a lot to work with? I think he'll be neutral on the topic. He's sort of a Switzerland most because he didn't even really. He didn't complain. So he didn't really say that thing. He complained, but also balanced it out by saying everybody seems all right. I think he wasn't attacking anyone's character other than maybe Piles. He was attacked.

Is someone vacuuming again, Jeff? I have an air purifier on. Okay, that's... Not great. But it didn't show up on last week's episode. I turned my AC off for this. I turned my refrigerator off. I was afraid that there would be a low-grade hum two rooms over,

and I unplugged my refrigerator. That's why he's the professional. My entire kitchen smells like spoiled meat. Which is weird because you're a vegetarian. Yeah, it's unrelated to the fridge. There must be like a dead squirrel in the fucking floorboards. I get that. Um, well, that was fucking... I'm a foliar, it went that way, and I don't think it's because of me.

Um... You could have tried a different movie that like we all know. I'm sorry Jeff. Oh, that's a good idea. It's also crazy that whole movie was just on YouTube. All right, welcome back to Emma Foley Art. Here we go. God, the movie that we all know to be clear is Passion of the Christ.

Action. And let's say that Marika is Jesus and a mirror, you're everyone else, although there's a good scene where there's like there's a good scene where there's like, there's a good scene where... All right. All right. All right. Jeff scrubbing through passion with like, right. Why is this the first thing you thought of?

Okay, this is, let's do, Marika is Christ, Amir is Lucifer, and Emma is Foley. All right. All right. All right. All right. What the, oh God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

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Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. because this kind of reminds me of a mirror. How? Because you rub people the wrong way

and you slither through crowds. He looks like he's moving in a completely silent manner. Yeah. It looks like the intention is that there's no foley for Satan entering the scene. Yeah, this is disturbing though. This is so upsetting. I can't, I really don't like to see that.

How about this? Is that up there? Is this when Jesus... How about this? Here it... OK, here we go. Why are we still in the passion of the Christ? Marika is Christ, Amir is Satan.

The fucking wheat gluten? Yes! What you have a lot of in your fridge, you should say. Yes. Yeah. It is getting soiled, soylent. Look how defiant Christ is. I don't know what's happening here at all.

Jeff is trying to fucking proselytize right now. It is kind of dope he died for us, though. Like, isn't that the fucking ultimate sacrifice? Respect on his name for that. Emma, I thought that was a really good owl. Thank you, Marika. You're welcome. That was Emma Foley art.

Art! That was probably the worst segment ever, right? You tried it twice. Scrubbing through the passion of the Christ. Watching Jesus himself, Yeshua getting beaten as Satan on the books with Enwii. The devil was indifferent instead of in the details. Instead of just different. The devil hit different.

Lucifer is a problem. The else above is him. That's true. The else above is Shim, Michelle style. We got to get Michelle on the show slash. She never. Would want to. We should ask.

I should ask. I don't know if she wants to be on. A good show is like a very nice sweater, and this is like a fistful of loose yarn. I was going to say, yeah, this is like a handful of tax. Yeah. Returns and brass. Correct. Guys, what a day.

Yeah, that was awful. It was awesome. I thought the energy was a little fun. I thought the segments fell flat, but it wasn't because of me. And I really tired and bored throughout. We're on the brink of a week off. We are. Yeah. Well, yeah, I have to edit, but that's fine. I was going to say that like, do you guys have a lot of friends named Jack?

No, but I do have a friend that does have a lot of friends named Jack and I can never remember which one is which and what their personalities are. And by a lot of friends I mean two, but that's too many as far as I'm concerned. And this is what I wanted to talk about. Because so many fucking people are named Jack. I know a lot of them. My friends have, you know, they're extended friend groups that I don't know. They all have a Jack or two. And I thought that maybe for a live show, maybe for a filmed segment for this,

we could do kind of a tournament of John Pians, wherein it's Jack against Jack to see who the final gym is. And it's called the Jack off. Would they be playing Jack's? Got it. Like you understand the tourney or I understand what the long, long walk was leading us towards. I really feel this way, though, because I feel like if it's like. I know you do.

I really don't feel this way. About what? I really do feel this way. Is that we can, you know, figure out who the ultimate Jack is. Can we just play Jack's like it could be a Jack tournament called the Jack off. That's true. That's more of like a head gum off site tourney,

but I'm not invited on those anymore, so I can't organize good team bonding experiences. Yeah, but I'll I'll take that one into consideration and. Run it up to Marty. We do play a lot of past the pigs at company off sites and I feel like that and Jack's are a little similar. Yeah, maybe. All right. Plugs.

What do you guys have going on? Yeah, maybe. Okay, anyway. At Jeffrey James on Instagram and, you know, I'll pass it on to Emma. He'll pass it on to Amir and then we can head out. Okay, at Emma Rose Foley on Instagram. Sometimes when I'm walking around my neighborhood and I have headphones on Yep, like on the phone or listening to something and somebody says something to me and I try to instead of pausing Like what'd you say? I try to respond in a generic way that like could work for anything

They said and that was sort of what you did. So sometimes I'm like, haha. Yeah for sure Okay. Yeah, take care. Thank you. Maybe, maybe. And that's what you said. You were like, maybe. All right, plugs. So that's the energy of this show. And that's kind of the energy that I get

from a lot of people in my day-to-day life. It's just not listening to me, kind of responding vaguely because they didn't care. Starting a new conversation in the beginning of things that I'm saying. Yeah. Um, so to come here on this zoom and receive that from you, the host of this show is kind of poison to me. Definitely.

People don't respect the headphones is what I'm trying to say. Or the Maricas. That was a Hid Gum Original.