The Headgum Podcast - 220: Worst Episode Ever 7

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

Marika, Casey, and Pile join Geoff to discuss their autumnal bucket lists, war, and raising kids in NYC!Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple PodcastsRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on SpotifyJoin the Headgum DiscordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a head gum original. Previously on the head gum podcast, did you watch? Got to lose some weight. I didn't watch it recently. I've just been thinking about it a lot in Elvis and Austin Butler discourse because it's just like where Tyron Edgerton's flowers. He made the best music biopic in a really long time. And we asked Jeffrey. What about Todd, your Edgerton? music biopic in a really long time and... No. Yes, Jeffrey.

What about Toddger Edgerton? Like cock? Like the British slang term for cock? Toddger? Is that the joke that you're making? Have you been... Yeah, forget it. It's like in the Harry... Oh, it's getting out. I put it on my todger.

Thank you, Riley. My penis was oscillating between freezing cold and burning hot. And then he gets mad on Colbert for him bringing it up. You wrote it. It reminded me of my mother. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Elephant in the room, I'm wearing the same graphic tee as I did on last week's episode. Oh no, Jeffrey, are you all right? Are you thread bear? I've got enough teas for the five of us. And obviously I mean, pile me, Casey, Marika and God. Right. But what the listeners don't know is that you recorded last week's episode like two days ago. Right. And what y'all know now is that laundry was done. Smiles were had. I'm not even close to them. In unit, right? Absolutely in unit because I would never go to a lavanderia.

Wow. Okay. Wow. I do that. That sounded really classes. I have and I will again. Yeah, it really classes. I have and I will again. Really did. But you probably don't have to. You can make that. I'm about to be in New York. I think I'm going to have to do either a walk in or a wash in or a wash and fold or either all fold and just wash them myself. Do they still do like the pickup and drop off laundry? You'd have to ask me that.

That's Casey. But it's too expensive to make it worth it. I think it's like a $50. Yeah. Yeah. There's a minimum guys. We've got the shit wall on the fucking cast. We've got fuck you.

Andrew. We got me. We've got Casey. wall on the fucking cast. We've got Andrew. Don't do that again. We've got me, we've got Casey, we've got Marika. I would say the core two of the pit wall at this point are me and Pyle, but it's nice that Marika and Casey showed up. We do have a lot to get to today. First, starting with this fucking nonsense that we do as like an icebreaker that everybody's

fucking sick of. And you know, it's not my fault we're still doing it. It's Barbara. I can't hear you at all. Right. It's hard. My bond of the week is Gus pile. I was going to say Gus Walls.

I said, what's that? I'll go with Gus Van Sant. Jodie Gomer pile. What's that? I'll go with Gus Van Sant. Jodi Gomer pile. What's Gomer pile? Is that like a gopher you got? He was a famous World War II photographer, slash photojournalist. We got to figure this shit out, right?

I don't know if you guys have recommended reading that can make sure that I don't put my foot in my mouth like I do every time Piles on the show. But I apologize to every World War II veteran. And family thereof. There was a character in the Andy Griffith show. Another thing I didn't know, and I take back what I just said. Well, you know what? I probably should just apologize to all of that.

I don't know if this hat is stolen valor, but I am. I apologize to all veterans. For the chapel room hat that you're wearing. Yeah, because it's camo to blend in. Right. Which Pile, you've been going out in those like forestry suits, right? The things that are like full of leaves that are true camouflage. Yeah, those.

Yeah. But just a dinner. Yeah, that's right. You'll go to the John George's restaurant in pound ridge, which isn't even close to where you live, but still until the So Soho house in Rheinbeck opens up, Pyle's gotta get his fancy dinners somewhere. Pyle, do you have a ghillie suit? I feel like you might.

I would love to get a ghillie suit. I haven't done it yet. That's how he got those photos of that plane crash. That's right. He's hiding in the woods. Do you want to explain for the listeners? There's a small air show that happens by my house every week in my town. Every week? It's actually every Saturday and Sunday. Both days?

It's every weekend? Both days? Yeah. How much air is there to be shown? They're a bunch of World War I planes. So they're all like a hundred years old and photographed. I went the other I go like once a year and I went the other week and. One of them crashed.

They they were doing the finale where like five or six of them go up and fly in formation and one of them hit another one in the air. And we're five or six of them go up in flames. Yeah, it like flew off and there's like a guy in a tower like doing the announcing while this is happening. Cause while this is happening, they're doing like this weird floor show thing of like, uh, it's like a world war one, uh One goofy thing where like the black Baron of Rimeback is like stealing a damsel kind of thing.

I don't know at this point of the show if she was in distress or not. I don't remember. But to the plane flies off and they're like, okay, well, like I think we just got word he made like an off field landing. And everyone's like, okay, so that makes it sound like he landed. And then a couple seconds later, he's like, oh, he crashed. Is he okay? Well that's when everyone got real quiet and was like, oh, that's not good because these planes are like, they have no paper.

They don't have enough radios. They were like, we don't have a radio, so we don't really know where it went. Did people think it was part of the narrative of the dam? They didn't have enough radios. And so they do stuff like they throw things out of the plane, like toilet paper rolls and bombs. What was the second one? That just kept happening. Bombs. They're fake bombs. They're like Nerf arrows. But then when they hit the ground, they like set off an explosion somewhere.

So it's still a bomb. So it's still a bomb because it's just an orange bomb. They drop a Nerf bomb. But then there's a landmine that goes off. And we mentioned the toilet paper rolls. They throw the toilet paper rolls out of the plane and then they fly back around and cut the toilet paper in the air with the plane. Well, that's cool. I mean, that's just good clean fun. I do think that the problem wasn't just that the plane crashed.

It's that this happens every goddamn week twice. That's the fucking that's the reason for everyone's silence. Or it turns out he was coming in for the landing. I think his, I don't know, his plane was broken and he crashed in the woods short of the runway. And on the way out, I got some pictures of that too, because I wrote my fancy camera. And then I sent it to the local paper. You brought your paparazzi camera, which you use to kind of invade celebrities privacy who have all moved north of Poughkeepsie to get away from.

Yeah, I put on my ghillie suit. I got the big telescopic lens. You don't need the money. So this is all for pleasure. Oh yeah, no, this is purely, I do it all anonymously. So none of this is. You don't even sell them. You just post them.

To the dark web. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. He sent it to the local newspaper, much like how the Zodiac killer sent his letters to the paper. Yeah, let's just say I'm making my own news. Yeah, but your symbol isn't the like logo of a Zodiac watch. Your symbol is a photo of you smiling.

I'm kind of the nightcrawler of right now. You're like, come find me. Yo, bitch. I dare you. You have a return address on this. Guys, what are everybody's Labor Day plans? Obviously, Labor Day was this past Monday when people are hearing this, but what are you guys going to do?

What are you going to grill? And are you in support of unions or not? I'm going to be working and I because of that I'm in support of unions. I wouldn't even mind being the fucking co-chair of the headgum union. I feel like I can help people. It'll never be you. Yeah, well that's why I said co. It could be me and Shim.

The big two. Yeah. I'm going to Vegas, it's my Vegas trip. Right. Or I went to Vegas. And yeah, I like. How much did you win? I probably won

somewhere between 50 and 73 dollars. It's not bad. I want range. I gamble for the first time recently. And how is that for you? Um, I guess I get the appeal of certain games for the first time recently. And how was that for you? I guess I get the appeal of certain games, and really the only game I'm talking about is Casino War.

Where I kind of made a killing. Where I kind of bring a gun to the casino floor, and so does another person, and we kind of go toe to toe. The fucking awkward. It's like laser tag. It's actually a good idea for a video game. It takes place in Vegas. It's open world, open concept. That's probably just like Hitman, right?

It's probably like a Vegas level of that. Yeah, I think Fallout is kind of there's a Vegas fallout that's like a wasteland of Vegas. Famously. Well trod territory. But I made two hundred dollars. So that was good.

That's a lot to win. A hundred of it was money that Marty handed me and said, don't spend it all at once. And then and we should say he was wearing suspenders of fedora and biting the end off of a cigar. Yeah. Where was this? In D.C. Oh, we were staying at the MGM Hotel for some reason. I didn't know they had gambling in D.C.

Yeah, it's in Maryland. So that's how they gambling in Maryland. I lived in Maryland. I didn't know. Maybe it's a new thing thing because this hotel was new. The hotel itself was bad. And the casino is really stressful until Katie said we should go play war, which is just a game where one card is higher

than the other. And I was like, this, I understand. And I made one hundred fifty dollars and was like, I'm out. And then I lost 50 the next day. What happens when war happens? Do you have to like- When there's a tie, the dealer's like, do you want to go to war? And everyone's chanting at the table like, war, war, war.

And then- Yes. That's how I imagine it goes in the situation room too. chanting at the table like war, war, war. And then. And then if you say yes, you have to double the amount that you put out the first time and then they just do it again. Yeah. And then if you say no, then they take half the money that you put in as a bet. Okay. So that's why I think it's dangerous to be cash rich, but asset poor, because I feel like Marika is just going to start going down to Atlantic City on a

weekendly basis and souring all their savings. No, I was pretty good about stopping. You are a brick wall to me. I'm trying to experience joy. I'm trying to do bits for this comedy podcast. And you're like, no, I don't think I'll have a gambling problem actually. Well, I can say that I think we got Nerissa addicted to gambling. And I walked up to her.

We were looking for someone in our group, it was like me, Katie, and Ryan. She was sitting alone at the pontoon 21 table, a game I've never heard of in my life. And I walked up to her and she turned around and she was like, I'm addicted. That's funny. I'm imagining it playing out like Spirited when the kid is like goes back to her parents and her parents are just forever changed into sows. So you're like, go to find Nerissa and she'll like she'll never turn back. She'll always be a gambling addict.

That's that's the reference you chose for this comedy show. And correct me if I'm wrong, but. There had to be free, unlimited, free, unlimited bow on the casino. You know what I mean? So instead of bringing beers and stuff like that, it's a lot of pork buns, et cetera. Right. Yeah. Fuck you guys. OK, here we go. What's on your autumnal bucket list? I'm gonna go apple picking for sure.

Stumped you guys. You're going apple picking, you said? I gotta go apple picking. Do you want to come? Yes. I need to go in September this time. I usually go to fish kill farms. I was gonna say fish kill, yeah.

How far is that? Well, how do you get there? Why don't you come on to Densha's County? Train to Beacon. It to say fish kill, yeah. How far is that? Well, how do you get there? Why don't you come on to Texas County? Train to Beacon. It's in Beacon, yeah. So you could come down. Beacon. All right.

That's a little easier. I did want to go to either Storm King or Dia Beacon while the leaves are changing. So let's go to Dia Beacon and pair it with Apple Picking in October. There's a Steve McQueen exhibit that I need to go see. Yeah, the actor or the director? The director. Okay, cool, cool. Also an artist, yeah.

Of course. So we'll do that. I've never been apple picking. All right, let me know. I wanna come visit you guys. Never been apple picking, but I've been in a corn maze. Casey, if you could just hold on, we're planning something here.

Okay. Oh, file! What's that? What's that? Hold on, we're planning something here. Oh, file. And some rica apple picking and Dia beacon. Yeah. Casey, what about what's on your corn mazes? Oh, for me, it's haunted houses. I I knew it was going to be that. I knew you were going to see that or Halloween horror night.

Halloween or nights not scary farm. Well, that's really my own apartment. Because I got the air show, they throw pumpkins out of the airplanes instead of bombs. That's really dangerous. Yeah. Dropping gourds on Bastards by. That's the Ryan Beck guarantee. I want to go back to the Bronx Zoo.

I've been twice this summer. It's been great. And I want to go back three times in a year. It's worth it. It's so good. Bronx, you it rocks my favorite spot. Wrong. So explain this. It's huge. It's got like every animal. My kid loves it.

He knows like the animals by name, not like. The type, their actual names, because he also watches the corresponding show about the Bronx, which which which is an air show we should say Last time I was at the Bronx Zoo I had to work at a Virtual reality experience for the Goosebumps movie and I would had to add day But my this was the day this was also the day that I did the Hamilton Ham for Ham show.

And I went from the Bronx zoo, putting a like a VR goggles on small children to watch like be in a car with Jack Black. And I left to go rap. We got to figure this shit out for Marika. I feel like her life take has taken so many left turns. Let's just bring her back to center a little bit. I feel like I'm at center now.

I feel like five, six years ago, I don't know what was going on. I would say on my October fuck it list would be to go to Acker. Yeah, we are trying to do that. Acker, the oldest wine shop slash bar in the United States. Upper West. Where is that? The Upper West Side. Whatever.

No way. You guys don't know what you're talking about. This isn't an ad for Acker, by the way. It's a wine bar and shop. Yes, you don't have to stay in SIP. You can take the bottles home with you, which is kind of what separates it from like a sauce or like a fucking, you know, what's. Why is it autumnal?

It's because just because I'm going to be in New York for like two months this fall. Have you been to like Astor Wines? It's kind of like the same vibe, man. Just go to Astor Wines vibe because one is Astor. The other one is Acker. Acker Wines are you a big wine guy? 3.6 stars on Google, by the way. That's because the staff is rude and the glasses don't pour freely.

I'm not a big wine guy, but I do want to go to Acker. And I think that's what it was doing to me and most people. Go to Acker. Yeah, because most people have never heard of it. But they do want a destination. It's just a store. It's just a shop. It's more than a store.

It's a bar and it's a it's a historic. My you could have a poor. You could have a couple of glasses at Acker. It might not be a bar. Maybe it's more of a store. To a tasting. That's not tasting. Asking them to fill up your glass multiple times.

Because it fills up my glass. Yeah, joy. Yeah, joy of wine, et cetera. Guys, what do you wish about you could change fast? For me, I wish I had more discipline. Where'd you get this list? This isn't a list. I just well, it's a list, but I wrote it out. Okay. Trist. Very weird answer.

I wish I could lose weight faster. Yeah. That's kind of my discipline. Not really. I just wonder if we share the same, yeah. I think discipline is more universal. I've been trying to be specific and you're talking about changing a core aspect to your personality, which is not going to happen fast. Casey? happen fast. I feel like, you know, I'm pretty disciplined. So that's good on my end. But I'm with pile like it's

the weight loss thing, you know, or just managing it. And seeing the results like that would be nice. Yeah. Yeah, that's mine too. Is this the three days you learn you lose? Is this what you wanted from this segment, Jeff? I think this is fucking hilarious. I think this is really fucking funny, and I might even change my mind to losing a couple pounds.

Marika, you know what to do? I know what to do. Finish out the bit. I already said twice, I agree with the other two people. OK, OK, OK. What about pile do you wish you could change for the worse over time Is this directed at me or the worse?

You can answer it. What do you wish you could change about you for the worse over time? For the worse Hmm I could probably be a little more, uh, short with people. I think it would say, yeah. Just cause it would help in setting boundaries or yeah, just, no, I think for Swiss strangers, I think I, I, uh, I'm too friendly with random people. I think I'd be because Just me

And it would get worse over time. So in a couple years with someone neighbor says hey How you doing you just go fuck you and you just walk in well preferably That's under 80 completely cut off any relationship So I just and they're not saying anything to you and you just unsolicited give them a fuck you Yeah By the time you're in your 90s, you're gonna be beating the shit out of passersby You don't have to take a break we'll be right back Yeah Yeah, and we're back. Guys, are you generous in your social interactions?

What are you reading? We just learn pile is. To. Yeah, but only to random people, not to the people that I should be maintaining a relationship. Yeah, I'd say you're short with all of us. Yeah. But like when you're at a party, like do you and you meet you're like talking to somebody who like really just sucks or is fine. Do you give them a lot? Are you generous with your energy in that interaction where you like, you know,

that if they talk to someone else, someone else won't be able to hide the fact that they're bored as hell. So you'll smile and you'll like them on, you'll ask them questions about themselves. Every answer makes you souder than the last. I think I'm not good at that. All of this episode has been like, God, I need to lose weight. I suck at this.

Oh, I need to be this. I thought at this. Oh, I need to be this. I thought that this episode is one of the nicest episodes I've been on. I feel like I usually come on these and I feel like I'm disassociating, but this is like... I was going to say, yeah. No, I will say that I put pressure on myself to make this episode good as hell for Pile. And there's more to come. Flush more to Kai as a special guest. My pet bird from

the regulation. Um, yeah, I don't think I'm good at that. I think I think I'm okay. I think I'm very aware of when it's happening. And when I see like if I'm in a group of people, if I see other people having that reaction, I'm very like. I know what's going on, but I don't have a good way to solve the problem. Jesus, because I'm not a good conversationist. Okay. Haven't done one of these in a while.

Don't particularly even want to. But a minute and a half on the board, it's going to be a Marika's druthers while I listen to my tinnitus treatment therapy. Oh, God. And we all listen to it. I'm taking my Marika's druthers. Nobody else. Everybody else mute. Someone told me that I should do a Marika's Druthers. Everybody else mute. Um, someone told me that I should do a Marika's Druthers

recently about how much I hated Deadpool and Wolverine, but I feel like I've talked about that a little too much, so I don't really have to go into that. Um... I could talk about... shows that I'm excited to see this fall. Really excited for The Hills of California, Jez Butterworth play directed by Sam Bendis.

Gonna be great. Told Amir and Avi doll to see it in London. They loved it. Excited for it to be here. Sunset Boulevard, Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Dolls, to be here. Sunset Boulevard, Nicole Scherzinger, the Pussycat Doll is gonna be huge. What do you mean, keep going? I've been going a lot. I don't know how this is helping your tinnitus because you're not, you're like barely listening to it. I have a ticket for a production of King Lear with Kenneth Branagh, excited for that. Really copped a $25 ticket last minute. I'll see the outsiders any day to be honest and.

Excited for the Romeo and Juliet, even though I think it's going to be a lot. Very good, very good. We got another classic Marika's Druthers in the can. And here we go. First segment. I got a spam call during that. Sorry about that. My tinnitus. Welcome to Never Have I Jeffer.

This is a play on the classic teen party game Never Have I Ever, but it's only for things that I have done in the past. So basically the, you know, you guys have like whatever five fingers or 10 fingers, whatever you guys want to do. Um, I would do 10 just so that it's a little bit more high, you know, higher stakes or whatever, because otherwise I think, well, but I don't, I don't think you guys are going to have done any of these things. So maybe five.

What do you think? Let's do five. Okay. These are all things that gonna have done any of these things. So maybe five. What do you think? Let's do five. Okay, these are all things that I have done in the past. Ready? And you put a finger up if you've done it too? I'm not playing. I'm kind of hosting. You guys are playing. You can do five fingers and it's like you put one down if you've done something that I've done.

Got it. But for everyone's sake and here, I hope that you've done none of these. Okay, here we go. Never have I, Jeffer, opened up a bank account in Andrew Pyle's name. Can't say I have. Well, I have. No, you put one down if you have done. You don't put one down.

Marika, you don't put one down. Yeah. Okay, here we go. Never have I, Jeffer, gone to a party in the Hollywood Hills and chosen to introduce myself as a Marika Brownlee. I don't think I've been to a party in the Hollywood Hills, so I can't even answer that. Never have I, Jeffer, acted super Irish at a dinner party. Casey.

I can't say I have, but you have done that. Yeah, like one time, you know, I show up and I'm like, oh, it's the luck of the me. No, I haven't done that. Okay. Okay. Shocking. Lying. Never have I, Jeffer, enjoyed the thrill of having lashed out at others I have enjoyed the thrill of lashing out at others for sure you sure okay cool

Never have I jefford? Wanted to live upstate So we know you Never have I, Jeffer, wanted to live upstate. So wait, holy shit. Word of the goddamn day? No one said anything. It's upstate. And I said it. Yeah, there it is.

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Never have I, Jeffers, said to a lover, don't call me daddy. Call me Casey. Not in those exact words. The sentiment sentiment though. Again, these are all things I have done. Alright, these next couple are just to get Pile to win.

Here we go. Never have I, Jeffer, edited video for socials. Casey and Marika down. Never have I ever exported video for socials. Casey and Marika down. Never have I ever exported video for socials. Casey and Marika down. Never have I ever enjoyed a drive. Never have I, Jeffer, sat in the front row seat of a Dodge Challenger. You're gone, Casey. Yeah, I'm gone. He's been gone. Never have I, Jeffer, been good.

I think Pile and Marika are good there. I was waiting for the end of your sentence. Yeah. All right. I think Pile won. So, no, we tied. I'm not sure we tied. No, Marika and Pile both had one finger,

and then the last one was, never have I ever been good. And so, Marika puts a finger down and Pile doesn't. Hmm. Okay. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Congratulations, Pile. down and pile doesn't. Hmm. Hmm. OK. Congratulations, Pile. Thanks. There was no cash prize for that one, but. Pile wins. Well, that's right.

I got two cash prizes last week. Wow, really, the cash prizes are back. Welcome to Virgin Mary Pictionary. Do you guys have a pen and pad? No. Yeah, I do. Wait, I have a great. There probably was a joke there where I'm like, do you guys have a pen and pad and you guys all bring out like a legal pad and a pen? And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

The pen is fine. I mean, like a pad. Yeah, there's a joke there. Grace cut that out. All right. This is a dumbass game I came up to, came up with where we each will have one minute to draw our best depiction of Virgin Mary, and then we'll vote on who's is best and winner gets $20. But we're gonna go individually so that there's not just one minute of silence.

All right, so let's start with Casey. Casey, you go first. You have one minute on the board to draw your best Virgin Mary. Here we go. Three, are you ready? Yeah. Three, two, one, go. All right, and then we just have to have

kind of like general conversation in the meantime, Pile and Marika. Yeah. Pile, are you ever gonna move back to New York City or are you afraid of how your kids will turn out if you do? Yeah, a little bit. Really? Because of the fast crowds? The cocaine that they get into before they're even 18?

Yeah, I mean I do think kids grow up fast in New York. It's hard, yeah. Because like, you know, it's nice to have a flat yard. It's nice to have a yard in general, you know, we can't all be Jake. And, you know, you're not really going to get that in the city to have that flat yard that like, you know, a yard that the cows could come home to, let alone the sows. Yeah. Yeah. What's that? Flat yard? What's what does that mean to you? It means like a yard that a kid can play in. You know what I mean? Right. And I would argue that like there there's plenty of flat yards.

Like I have a flat yard behind my house. Yeah, it's hard. Not everybody has a yard, though. It's small, but it's flat time. All right. Here we go. Casey. Wait, can we show at the end? Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

So forget you saw that shit. All right. Don't. All right. Pile one minute on the board. Starting now. Casey, do you ever want to have kids? I'd like to, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to afford them. Yeah. Even with public school and neglecting the shit out of them. Yeah.

I still can't afford that. Okay. What if you moved to like Barstow? I don't want to do that. Where is Barstow? It's like a terrible desert town in California, unless any listeners are from Barstow, in which case I love that. I love it for you. I love that for you.

Too hot there. I was going to say, yeah, you know, it's a dry heat for sure, but there's nothing there. Yeah. If you did have a kid, what would you name your first born? Casey Jr., Donna June. Casey Jr. is pretty good because that's the name of a train. But I don't think I would go with that. I have always liked the name Conway for a bullpen's down pile pens down.

Here we go. Marika, one minute on the board. Three, two, one start. OK. Well, what's your biggest regret in having children? I mean, it just takes a lot of time. What about like a regret? Is takes a lot of time. What about like a regret? Is it a lot of time but low simmering effort or is it like all out balls to the wall effort and time to have? It's pretty exhausting, but I would say the effort level is somewhat medium to low.

Like it's not like you're like an artist turning out work every day and it's like super high effort and but takes a ton of time just to get one thing done. but medium to low. Sentiments with Jake by the way of the dangers of raising a child in New York City I feel like he might have made different decisions with Gemma if he had known Well, he's gonna find out cuz I'm currently cyberbullying her on Instagram Time pen down then down where you go. All right big reveal or should I do one? um, I Think you should do one. Yeah, you should do one. All right. You'll probably do something offensive.

One minute on the board, you guys kind of figured this shit out. Okay, so I had some ideas for this show, this episode I wanted to do. I showed them with Marika, and the first one was come on with my own alternative soundboard, but then I heard Brad had already done that.

So then I was like, oh, there was just this big hack of everyone's social security number. It'd be really funny to get Jeff's actual social security number. And so I did spend some time on the dark web earlier this week, trying to track down that database. And I couldn't find it. I couldn't find it. I had seen some people on like, TikTok, like have it. And and were have Jeff's no have like the whole database and they were looking up like people's they were like looked up Elon Musk's like

old everywhere he's lived and like all his stuff and so I think security researchers have it somehow but it's not like freely available as far as I can tell and then when Kyle said that I ask I asked him if because he's a And then one pile said that I asked, I asked him if because he's a responsible adult with children and everything, I asked him if I should freeze my credit like Tick Tock was saying, and he left me on read. So that's you didn't ask me, you said, oh, my banker or whatever keeps telling me to do that.

I didn't say anything. OK, ready? Hold on. Hope exactly what you said. Big reveal again, this is Virgin Mary Pictionary. Three, two, one. Stole your joke, bitch. Damn it.

Yours is better too, that sucks. Okay, you know what, Lauren? The good Catholics had an honest answer. Yeah, there's no you two are going to hell. Guys, let's let's let's hold it up one more time. And you know what? We'll find out based on the audience reaction. So let's vote in the comments and we'll decide the winner on next week's episode.

I like how happy Casey says. Happy is also a good child name for Casey's kid. Happy Casey Donahue. You're like, yeah, you know, you just try to, you know, not repeat the mistakes of your generation. Um, guys, that's all I had, you know, a tight one, a fun one. I think that was a solid up. Let's get everyone's plugs and then we'll get the fuck out of here.

Friday style. When is this coming out? Why not? It's coming out next week. Uh, listen to... Thanks, Dad. Which, at least the trailer will have come out with a go. Quote him. It's gonna be great. Can't wait. And, uh And you can probably still get tickets

to the newcomers live stream. You should watch that. It's gonna be really fun. They're doing improv with Paul Scheer and Rob Hubel. Tickets at moment.co slash newcomers. That's all I got. And to go see the hills of California. Pile. Come to the old Rimebeck aerodrome Saturdays and Sundays air shows two to four. I'll make a debut on crash a plane. Very exciting. No way.

Casey? Go to casymakesmovies.com. Watch movies that I have made there. And tickets to the newcomers livestream. And then check out Jeffery Does Oral.com and tickets to the newcomers live stream.

Nice. And then check out JeffreyDoesOral.com, A-U-R-A-L, starting to put my best podcast clips up there. It's kind of a proof of concept that I could host some kind of late night show. And other than that, at JeffreyJames on Instagram, and we'll see you guys again next week. This was another kick-ass episode of the fucking show This whole thing was does Are you gonna title this thing worst episode ever five but actually be seven but yeah That was a Headgum Original.