The Headgum Podcast - 246: Virgin Gordon

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

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Hey folks its Casey from Headgum and I am making a movie but I need your help to make it happen. I'm making this thing with many familiar faces from the headgum world. Anya Khan of Skyah is one of the producers, the doughboys are executive producers, Jeffrey James is going to be in the movie. I'm just thrilled to be making a movie with my friends. It's really, truly, honestly the only thing I've ever wanted to do in my life. And it's beautiful that it's happening, that we're making it happen.

And I hope that you will be a part of it. We are currently raising funds on Kickstarter and you can go to casemakesmovies.com to learn more. Thank you for your time and enjoy the show. Previously on the Headgum Podcast. You're gonna edit the assembly files after this. But the weeks that you don't send it to Grace, that is money that you're taking from her pocket

and putting into yours. Interesting. Interesting. Should we take a break? It's only weeks that you don't send it to grace that is money that you're taking from her pocket putting into yours interesting interesting Should we take a break? It's only been 13 minutes We have a ton of stuff to get to that we haven't even touched yet because we've been like in this weird dumbass setup And I don't even know like cuz I'm trying to get in a word in edge lines Casey hasn't said Jack other than like fixing the thing I had a pretty funny joke I had a pretty funny joke. Oh yeah, the joke of like me giving a thumbs up.

Right, but that's what they'll be seeing. They'll be only seeing me saying that. Yeah, that'll be good for TikTok or whatever. I feel like I never noticed how low these arms are. And these are very high. Strange being on this side. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what the whole thing is about, right? Because I have this camera staring at me to ask what's that?

Is this what the whole thing is about? Same shit different day, you know what I mean? To me, it's a lot of fun. I mean, this is something we all get together and we do, and it brings joy to a lot of people who listen to it, and the people who it doesn't, they just, they bow out. They bow, wow. Welcome to the Edgun Podcast.

That was the intro? Yeah, I'm trying to put, you know, I've been putting a lot more effort into the show, which, you know, I need a ton of credit for, or else I don't keep doing it. And sorry. Half that intro was for the haters. This one goes out to all my haters. And then ended in a shout out to a little bow out. It actually ended into your input volume being off the fucking charts, Brownlee.

Okay. It's distracting. It's centering yourself in a narrative that is not yours to tell. Rare. Yes, that was the intro. Yes, I was putting the energy out for you guys to receive and smile of it. I didn't hear the theme song, but I'm sure it played. You didn't even hear the theme song. Oh, you're not sharing sound I assume I was I

Didn't hear it either If Micah didn't hear it then I'll believe you guys I didn't you guys have a long track record of gaslighting me, and I'm not gonna go in without my defenses up Right so it's from the jump. New manicure without my defenses up. Really long nails. Yeah, that's true. I got gels, I got claws. Whoa, coke nail.

Harry Styles pop up yesterday. Lot of nail polish. They're still doing it? Yeah. Wow. Is that one called pleasing? Pleasing. What is it?

That's right. What do they do? That's right. It's just like, there they do? That's right. It's just like, there's perfume, there's nail polish, and then there's really expensive like t-shirts and sweatshirts. And yeah, you can, you can cut the line if you have an American Express platinum card, which I actually was just walking through SoHo and I saw that I could cut a line if

I had a card and I just went in. And then I was in pleasing. And I was like, oh, I don't want to be here. This is pleasing. It was displeasing to me, actually. I left. Well, you also had dysplasia, right? Kind of Marika style. What's that?

I don't know. I just feel like you've had it. That's fair. I have some new ailments, but we have to get into it. Wait, holy shit. Should we talk about it? Well, I was going to see. Oh, so I could get a numbers crunch on what displace is.

Do you want me to look it up? I don't know. Yeah. Would you mind? Can we get a numbers? Is it displacing the continent of Asia? Which I don't think you Is it displacing the continent of Asia? Which I don't think, you can't displace the continent.

Although I guess Pangea already did that for us. So I don't know why we're all so worked up. You're off a little bit. It is an abnormal growth and development of cells or tissues. So like a cyst. Oh, that's what I do have. I do have that.

Oh! That's my like. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da. That's amazing. So like a say you have I do have that That's amazing weird Bone into fiber thing that I was talking about oh to me you are Krill which I think I've said before but you're like That's like the stuff that whales eat She's like she, I feel like her bones are turning into like the things that

whales use to filter out krill. What? Well, that's not krill. Yeah. They eat the krill. They're not teeth, they're fibrous something. Yeah. Micah, can we get a numbers crunch on what fibrous whale teeth are called? Is this my job? We're obviously cooking with gas. I'm out of the job. Where is the cooking gas?

I can confirm that that dysplasia thing is not. It's not bad. It's just like. That's good. Yeah. Did I tell you I had a cyst? No. Did I tell you I had a cyst in my balls? Yeah. So you've seen the brutalist.

I had a brutal cyst. And guess where it was? It was in my sack. Did I tell you I had a cyst in my balls and then you said I had a cyst? Guess where it was. Well, within the sack, I'm wondering if you want to place a guess. As a guest. Right nut? Great! Nice guess. Yeah.

That feels like where the cyst would be if I had one in my nuts as well. To me it actually felt like it was on the left. Excuse me, I'm talking to my brother. Of course. An unbreakable bond. But we'll get to that later. What was the question? Brotherly love.

Do you have a favorite testicle? A preferred nut? No, I mean I never really thought about it. I guess I have a favorite testicle. I mean, I've never really thought about it. I guess I have a favorite testicle. I guess I have a favorite testicle. I guess I have a favorite testicle. I guess I have a favorite testicle. I guess I have a favorite testicle? A preferred nut? No, I never really thought about it. I guess right.

My head goes to my right. Indeed, it would. Indeed, it would. Jeff, carry on. My left testy was not pleasing to me with the pain that it was having. Style, style. Cut to me with my feet that it was having. Style, style. Cut to me with my feet in stirrups in Manhattan Beach,

and they're spreading a jelly all around my sack. Rubbing it as if I'm with child, and telling me, you have two cysts. It's twins. And they, as if they were asking if I wanted to know the gender, they were like, do you want to know if it's benign or would you rather find out later? I was like, yeah, I want to know. Yeah, obviously.

And one is for sure. The other they think it is. But I'm going to follow up with a urologist. And I actually have to get a, what's it called? An autopsy of it? A biopsy. Yeah, a biopsy. No.

Yeah, autopsy is if he's dead. Do they remove it? There's no need, apparently. Not in, yeah, but. Can you feel it? Can you feel it when you touch your nuts? No, tiny. Hold me close. Your balls're tiny. Hold me closer, tiny masses.

Wait, your nuts are thin? You said you smell small. Well, yeah, I've been using cordysteroids to sort of get thin, which they're not made for and it hasn't been quite working. I've been kind of turning, my bones are turning to fiber, my bones are turning to osteoporosis, really.

Grace, cut that out. And we will move on to Bond of the Week. Oh no. My Bond of the Week is Bob the Tomato. Who's that? You guys never seen Veggie Tales? Oh okay, no. Hi kids, I'm Bob the Tomato. Welcome to Veggie Tales. Now Larry won't be with us today. He's helping out some kids in... Now the sound's gone. This is actually better. You started sharing your screen and you stopped sharing the sound.

I also saw one of the tabs says 200 questions to ask something. So that's so many questions. Hmm. Yes? Oh yes. Hello gentlemen. 260 best questions to ask, I saw up there.

Ha ha ha. Jump on a date. 260 best questions to ask, as I saw out there. Bond the tomato. Right? It's already going to shit as an Amazon property, which we've been talking about. Might as well lean in and slip a Catholic fruit into the bitch. Yeah, sure. Why not? Veggie Tales is this animated show that they use to infiltrate young impressionable children's minds. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were raised Jewish.

You guys said you didn't know Bob the Tomato. Now suddenly, you know all about Veggie Tales. Well, it took me a second to register what Bob the Tomato meant. Do you remember Veggie tales, Micah? Vaguely. Just vegetable singing. Right? Yeah, but about the Bible.

Sometimes not about the Bible, though. Oh, really? They really did Trojan horse it. Micah, I have to ask, are you doing other work? Because I feel like if I can't get your attention for 40 minutes, what can I get? He was doing a numbers crunch. I was doing a numbers crunch on the fibrous whale teeth from before, but then I was looking at

somebody who I had in mind for a bond of the week. Oh, that's interesting. And who do you got in terms of Mason Ramsey? Remember him? People have said someone said Mason Ramsey before they have, but that's a good bond. Isn't that crazy that That two people have something. Who is Mason Ramsey?

He's the yodel kid. Remember the yodel? The kid who yodeled at a Walmart and got famous for it? No, not really, but he looks cute. He's kinda hot. He glowed up. He could sing his own Bond theme song, so he could be like,

there's only one way to die. And then it's like him like walking in his cowboy boots. He's a Walmart greedy. Are you happy with what happened with the Bonds and the Amazon and Broccoli? Cause you have been frustrated that this segment was gonna go on forever, and now Bezos has wrestled control of the legacy franchise from the heirs, really.

And now it is in Jeff's hands, and he will make more bonds, and there will be a TV show. So the segment can end. So are you pleased with the ending? Are you pleasing with what's going on here? I know. Are you pleased with the ending? Are you pleasing with what's going on here? I-N-O. No, I'm pissed because first of all, this whole segment started because I am a fan of the franchise.

I mean, one of the last bastions of, I would say prestige feature films that are released so infrequently that each time they're a major motion picture event. Major motion picture. Major motion picture. Major motion picture. Major motion picture. Major motion picture event.

Where I'm excited. I don't know what's going to happen next. And who Bond was going to be was going to be a big ass deal. Now the properties are going to start multiplying like viruses. Right. And there's going to be this TV series. There's going to turn into Star Wars where I can't keep track of the shit. And suddenly I'm not a fan anymore.

Right. I could see Miles Teller being TV Bond, but not movie Bond. That's a TV Bond's going to be like Jack Reacher style like, yeah. Oh, okay. Another action man. It just doesn't matter.

I wouldn't hate a like Bob. That's am I six TV show spitting off with Steven. The other double. Oh, that's fine. Below who's double. Oh one. I don't know that I can live with as long

as bond is not in it But they're gonna put him in it as like some cheeky nod to bond Right. Yeah, he has to be in the pilot to be like I'm off on assignment I'll see you guys later. He has to that we do have a lot to get to ourselves So we have to move on my bond of the week is Jenna Ortega because I saw her in a full-pants suit This week and she looked stunning. She looked great My Bond of the Week is Jenna Ortega because I saw her in a full-pants suit this week, and she looked stunning. She looked great. She was giving Rodham.

Not like that. You don't get it. And you will never get it. She kind of had glasses like yours. She's yelling at me. Help Micah. Can we get a numbers crunch on helping the shit out of me? The sound is not playing, huh?

There it is. Word of the day is commemorase. All right. The definition is to pay tribute to someone who's passed on while weirdly mentioning their ethnicity a lot. Give me an example. Cokie Roberts was an accomplished journalist and author known best as being vaguely Sicilian.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Commemorase. Marika Brownlee built a career in comedy, podcasting and marketing that included many bouts of people mistakenly believing she was from Bangladesh. Many bouts of people mistakenly believing she was from Bangladesh. Many bouts. Yeah, like periods of time where people like, yeah, well, she's Bengali, right? There's no way we're going to mention the race a lot, but you only mentioned one time hard. Yeah, right. That's how my eulogy starts.

Yeah. Or like your Vanity Fair article. You could double dip those. So you could say potentially Bangladeshi producer Marika Brownlee made a career out of launching comedy podcasts and and seemingly being from Bangladesh. So twice. This is why we open up the Florida notes. This is why we pitch on each other's ideas.

Right. Because that's a punch up, to be sure. I feel a little embarrassed on air and we will talk about it afterwards, but I appreciate it still. Let's say for the show while we're recording, I appreciate it. Yeah. But afterwards, you'll learn how I really feel, which is that you upstaged me. A full block of unbroken text. Marika, I wanted to just show you this because this didn't make me think of you.

And here we go You gotta do something you meet somebody they don't do nothing Yeah, meet somebody they don't do nothing. Don't do nothing How long do you like those people for you don't They gotta do something if you tell me I don't like alcoholics, but I love heroin, I'm in. If you tell me you suck toes for breakfast, I'm in. You gotta do something. You gotta do something. You're gonna meet somebody.

Was it weird? It's not like that guy was getting a lot of pity laughs. I agree. That was fake laughter from those people that were reacting to him, right? Had to have been. Well, they didn't know they didn't apply the whole Marika lens to it, which I think hilarious. No, no, I disagree with them. I mean, I, I, I agree that I don't do anything. Oh, I thought you were going to say I agree that it sucks to hang out with people who quote don't do nothing, but that you would defend yourself and say, I do shit.

No, I don't think I like the things he listed. I don't do so. I think that's correct. Was it drugs and sucking people's toes? Those are the two that stuck out to me. Well, he also said heroin. Yeah, that's covered under drugs. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

That's true. I don't think about it that way. Welcome to welcome. Welcome to Mike. Welcome to Mike. You're getting frustrated. I'm getting frustrated, which is next week's word of the day. But now you spoiled it. Welcome to Michael's Fieckle.

Basically, how many gut microta does Micah have in his ass? And it's just a number. You're just looking for a number. Yeah, it's can we get a number numbers crunch on microbes that you have in your ass? Can we get like an anatomy anatomy fact about if you have micro you may not. All right. Because either it's either a lot or not. I because either it's either a lot or not. I think it's probably a lot, right? Don't don't give him tips.

I say let's guess nine. They're guess. Do we all get to guess? No, only you only Mike gets to guess a billion. OK, it's actually going be ten to one hundred trillion. So you might want to go get some some probiotic, man Okay Guys as you may or may not know since I did my stint in Brooklyn last fall I kind of was like it's time for me to go East Coast on these fuckers,

become less of like a buffoon clown trying to make it on TV and instead become like a reclusive novelist who lives in Bangor, right? All I need though is the perfect title because all these classic novels have the best titles, right, War and Peace, Peace? Yeah. What's that? War and Peace. Peace? Yeah. What's that?

War and Peace. Actually, that's not that. War and Peace. War and Peace, which is about a guy who ages forwards. Was it Peace, one of your new coined words? Yes, I'm trying to use these shits in conversation. That's why I was trying to check it. And none of you guys are even trying. The novel that I'm trying to use these shits in conversation. That's why I was trying to check it. And none of you guys are even trying.

The novel that I'm pitching this week is Low Expectations. So it's set in Dickensian era London. This one part novel follows an orphan named Little Ass who nobody expects much from and ends up proving everyone right as he ends up being a leech collector. That sounds great. I really think you should. I mean, when you wrote the Sex and the City script, your spec that we read at the live show, I think you're a really strong writer.

And I would love to read Low Expectations. Yeah. With the protagonist. Can I ask a question about the leech collecting? Sure. Is that after they've done their job? What? Like is he collecting leeches that- It's not a hobby, Marika!

He collects leeches for medical shit! Right? They attach these blood sucking larvae to fucking patients whether they have Jardia or whether they have small cell lymphoma because they think that that'll solve the bitch and if it doesn't, cocaine please! It's Tekensian! They don't know about x-rays yet. They don't know about an about on your ball. Really?

Can you can you talk to him? He's kind of yelling at me about yeah, settle down Jeff. So I will let's take a break. Obviously that was out of line of both Marika and I. And we'll just kind of come back and we'll figure it out. Marika asked a pretty innocuous question about just like, she's trying to delve deep into the program. We are back from the break.

I would apologize to Marika, but that kind of makes me feel like I'm a Guilty, you know, you don't plead guilty unless you're trying to Say that you did, you know the glove fit and so you cannot acquit The glove didn't fit so you can't right? But thanks for saying I'm a good writer Yeah, I did say that welcome Welcome to Island or Nah. And I take it back.

That's fair. That's fair. No, guys, I'm going to list out lesser known islands of the world, and I'm going to mix them together with names for islands that I made up last night. You guess which? And it's a dollar for every correct answer, right? Now this is kind of hard because a lot of these islands are bizarre. Because if some rich person just owns it, you can name it whatever you want.

Which if I had an island, I think I would name it Marika's, or Micah's Fical. Or maybe Key Micah Fical. That's good. Key West, yeah. Mike, a feical. That's good. Key West. Yeah. Like a feical key. That's funny. Yeah.

All right. You guys ready? Yeah. All right. Virgin Gordon. I guess that's real. I think it's fake. I think it's fake.

I think it's fake. Happy Michael looks. He's loving this shit eating grin. You think it's fake? I think you think it's real. And I think it's fake. That's correct. Yes, that one that one I made up. I did. Let's take it over to little Jost Van Dyke.

So I think that's also fake. Little Jost van Dyck. The way you're laughing makes me feel like. I'm going to guess really good. Micah. Oh, yeah, I don't think it's real. Jake is correct. It's in the British Virgin Islands. Wow. Kidding me? Alright, Sonder Sandoy. What is the second word?

Sanday. Sandoy. He doesn't know how to pronounce it, so I think it's real. What is the second word? Sandi Sandor He doesn't know how to pronounce it, so I think it's real Yeah, I think it's real too That one's real it is in Norway Norway got it yeah Nick Nick. Can I go with real? Welcome to the Isle of Nick. No, it's just Nick. Yeah. Welcome to Nick.

You know, why not? There's St. John. There could be, and there was a St. Nick. So maybe it's just Nick. I think it's real. I think it's spelled N-W-E-L-D. I think it's real. I think it's real.

I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. I think it's real. I? There's St. John, there could be, and there was a St. Nick, so maybe it's just Nick. I think it's real, and I think it's spelled N-Y-K. Hmm. Yeah, that sounds right. I was gonna say Faith, but I'm with Marie-K. Wrong. I made that one up. Wow. How did you spell it?

N-I-K. Just enough room island. Ooh, that sounds like a rich person's name for an island. They have a small humble island of 35 acres. Yeah, real. Correct. Simping Island. No way. I'm going to go real for fun.

I'll say fake. Merika is correct. It's in Indonesia. Also, Just Enough Room Island is a part of the United States, which is they vote there. That's insane. Wow. If you're still in line, stay in line. I it's in the Bahamas, I think.

Just enough room. Michael, can we get a number scrunch on where in the world is just enough room island? Meanwhile, we'll go ahead and tap on useless inlet. Wow. I think that's I think that's going to be real because there are a lot of You know despairing nautical terms like that I'll go fake

repeat it a Useless inlet. Yeah, that sounds real Correct. That's in Australia my alright Correct! That's in Australia, mate. All right. Crikey. What's that? Just enough room island, also known as Hub Island, is an island located in Thousand Islands chain in New York, United States. Wow. And there really is just enough room for a very modest house on this island.

Jake, if you if a couple more years than not another D&D podcast's Patreon, you could buy this shit. I could do it now, brother. Holy shit, that was awesome. Spare key. Oh, that one's real. Absolutely real.

I think I've seen that one on a map. I've seen that one, man. Okay, just let them guess first. Can't get this past me. Yeah, if my brother's seen it, then it's real. I've seen it on a map, man. I made that one up, actually. Dumbasses.

That's the beauty of this show. If you buy a small island, that's a really good name for it. Yeah. That's really good. All right. Ilde Jardia. It's gotta be fake. No, I think these ones that you...

I think this is... I think this is real. You're obsessed with Jardia. I think you sought it out. He's looking up. He found... Yeah. He looked up Saunders. He obsessed with Jardia. I think you sought it out. He's looking up. Yeah. He looked up Saunders. He looked up Jardia.

He looked up Gordon. Damn it. Yeah, I'm going to go with Rio. Incorrect. I made that shit up. I look jaundiced today. I feel like I look inflamed. Yes.

It's the room. It's the taupe room. It's all kind of making your skin blend in. Well. It's the room. It's the taupe room. It's all kind of making. Well, it's rainy outside. I feel like I had fish and chips for breakfast. And the breakfast, the red frames on your glasses almost make your eyes look. Right now, they're pink. I my eyes are incredibly bloodshot today for some reason.

What's the lids that. Look pink. Island of enjoying birds. Real. Yeah, at this point, I'm meta gaming, but it has to be real. There have been a lot of. I made that shit up. It's a bummer. Disappointment Island.

Real. We all might as well. I seen that one on a map. That's where you live. Suarez Gordon. I think it's real. Real. Not real. What was the first Gordon one?

Virgin Gordon. Was that one also fake? Yeah. How many more are there? There's one more. There's one more. St. Damien's crack. Real.

St. Damien. Yeah, I guess I think it's real too. I would say fake. Micah's correct. There's not an island called St. Damien's crack. I noticed a trend towards the end. You started just making up all of them. Yes, correct, that's correct.

Alright, that was... Islander gnaw Welcome to the Hurwitz off Guys there's been a lot made and said about the Brothers Hurwitz. It's rare to get both on one episode and so I thought that we could finally get down to the bottom of who is the greater Hurwitz. So what we're gonna do is, well first of all this is what the goat show is about right? The greatest of all time Hurwitz. That was gonna be the final episode. So here we are. Here we are and we're gonna get to the bottom of this or not. That's why I've gathered a list of 260 get to know you questions from Women's Health magazine.

The Brothers Hurwitz will answer all 260 and then Berika will get to decide. But the catch is if I don't like her answer, then I'll override it. Is the music gonna be playing over it? So you get to choose. No, that's the theme song of the, yeah, of the Hurwitz Off. So you get to choose.

All right, here we go, Hurwitz Off. Number one, what's your favorite way to spend a day off? Now, guys, we got to keep these answers fast. All right. Let's. Yeah. We have to have 10 minutes. Right. Exactly. Continue. Micah, go ahead.

This is going to be serpentine, by the way. So Micah goes first, then and Jake and then the second. The next question is Jake and then Micah. So Micah. Yeah, some sort of like epic day trip adventure. Is that what Micah? Yeah, some sort of like epic day trip adventure. I like to sweat, shower, and then spend time with my family.

Maybe I'll watch a sporting event. That's pretty perfect for me. What type of music aren't you into? Country. I guess I don't really care for like pop music, like top 40, I don't know who Sabrina Carpenter is, et cetera. Marika's shaking her head, she really doesn't like that answer. But I'm not looking for new music. is, et cetera. Marika's shaking her head. You really.

But I'm not I'm not looking for new music. Is Marika going to judge each question or is separately? That's what I thought it was, but she didn't fucking pipe up. So now I'm trying to power through without crying. Also, this was supposed to be Serpentine. I didn't answer first that time. OK, OK. I think that should be a docked point against Micah who is either incapable of following rules

or insanely rude, both of which are negative attributes. This is my opinion. You're the judge of this shit. You're the judge, jury and executioner. How many points do these fuckers have each? Honestly, right now I think Jake has two points. It's a number. I think it's two.

What? Two. Okay, thank you. And what does Micah have? Micah has zero, cause there's been two questions, right? So zero. Yeah, but you might have docked it. Am I grading it correctly?

No, I didn't dock it many. What was the best vacation you ever took and when? Now can I go first? Yeah. I think my honeymoon in Italy in 2022, which Micah came on. We overlapped. Micah? If you don't say my honeymoon, it's going to be fucked up.

I was. I mean, that was definitely top five. I think the cycling trip through Scotland that started with a Tottenham football match and ended. Yeah, I'm going to give it to Micah. Gonna have to give it to Micah for this one. I was looking for a trip to Iceland, to be honest. Okay, well don't have an agenda. What's the next place on your travel bucket list and where?

Portugal. Did you say what's the next place and where? I'm adding a little bit of spice to these. Yeah, I can tell. It's honestly, it's Portugal for me as well. I want to do a cycling surfing trip there. Maybe we can go together. Sounds like you are.

Sounds like a tie. You got it. You got a tough choice. No, no, there are no ties. You got a tough choice. You just have to answer based on how they said or some kind of vibe. Jake sort of copied me. I'm going to give it. Yeah. I'm going to give it.

Yeah, I'm going to give it to Micah. But honestly, because I was expecting the answer to be. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. We got 260 of this fuckers that we've three minutes. Obviously not going to do them all. All right. What was your favorite age growing up? Oh, that's a that's actually a really good one. Favorite age growing up?

Twenty twenty seven. Twenty seven. Really? Because I'm twenty seven and it's been kind of a nightmare so far. Yeah. COVID kind of ruined it up. Speed it up. Let's go. OK, well, who won that one? As my answer, because you interrupt my 17. Giving a point to Mike.

Why not keeping track? I am all right. What's your favorite type of exercise? And then there's only probably two more questions after this. Football, Mike soccer. Riding my bicycle. Mm. Jake. Yes. All right.

He should have said footy. Who or what never makes fails to make you laugh? This is so embarrassing. We're watching old Jake and Amir videos for our Patreon right now. Patreon.com forward slash j.a. Yeah, of course. And.com forward slash J.A. Yeah, I'm Arch Gladness. Of course. And I was watching old videos.

I was watching old videos in the office this morning and I was trying to stop myself from laughing. I was cackling and it was really embarrassing. So that, myself, 10 years ago. Micah? Me, 10 years ago. I'll say on the same note, Blumenfeld always makes me laugh with like whatever he says

Mmm over to Micah stings. Yeah. All right One more this is do you collect anything and if not where? Micah I I don't collect anything. And if not where, I don't know. If not where, I don't know how to answer that. Falling apart as he stumbles across the floor. I might just abstain. I might pass. But I do, I collect two things.

I collect dishes and I collect stones. So I buy dishes at flea markets, little, oh no, I'm losing Marika. I pass. I pass. You really shouldn't have said anything. I gotta give it to Micah. Oh, and it's no contest!

Micah wins in a landslide, 5-3 in the Hurrwitz Off. Only, uh-oh. I'm overriding the bitch. The whole thing? I thought you were overriding my question. It's a tie They never know which her wits brother is the goat So we might have to circle back with this in a year or two when you're dead Nutsis And you're dead! Jesus Christ, you're the one with the nutsis. Guys, plugs. What was your word again?

The word was commemorase. Yeah, what do you mean commemorase? Jake Hurwitz was a man of simple pleasures, masturbating and sweating a lot. And did I mention he might have been Canadian in nature? I appreciate that. Maple syrup rained through the veins of this Canadian man. Canadian in nature just means that he was in Canada. Hiking, yeah. Tapping trees left and right as he is wont to do as someone who is sort of a white passing Egyptian maybe. And, uh, Konnichiwa.

I think he was a Japanese man. Plugs. And then we'll get the fuck out of here, guys. I'm sorry it's a shorter episode. It's not my fault. Marika has a hard out. So if you want someone to blame, spam all of her, her little good reads, her little letterbox bullshit. Well, it is your fault because you were late to the recording. So it would have been-

By 15 minutes, yeah. I have nothing to plug. You can Google my name. You're Patreon. You're trying to grow the shit so that you can give me a raise. Yeah, I did plug that. Patreon.com slash J.A. Micah?

Tottenham Hotspur plays AZ Alkmaar in the second leg of the Europa League. That's a team name? Yes, Dutch. And it's a big game. We need your support. So flip it on and cheer on the lads. This episode comes out when? This Friday.

Friday? So Tottenham played yesterday. Everybody can check out the results and see if you could have helped or hurt. Yeah. Jake, you're a Spurs fan. Did you ever go to the Greyhound over on Fig when you lived in LA?

It's a Spurs bar. No, I didn't know that. But I wasn't a Spurs fan until 2019, so that was after I left. But that's great to know. I'll definitely go next time I'm in town. Come on, you Spurs! Yeah, listen to What If, Wayne Brady's What If

with Jonathan Mangum. I'm tired of hearing about this fucking show. Okay, well, we all worked really hard on it. Listen to this show too, for sure. Oh, for sure. Listen to Here to Make Friends, which I think is going to be out by the time this comes out. So or at least the trailer at Jeffrey James on Instagram at

I am Jeffrey James on Tick Tock. We're making comedy sketches over there. I'm really trying to bolster my phone. Tell your friends, send the videos, please. It helps me out. I'm trying to get to like my following. Tell your friends, send the videos please, it helps me out. I'm trying to get to like 100,000 followers so I can start making $3,000 a post. And then-

How many are you at now? I'm at 15,000 something. That's pretty good. That's really good. It's not enough to sell booked ads or anything though. So I think it can only help this show. It can only help my cash. Help me out over there, tell your friends, I appreciate it.

And also if you could email ****.com and pressure her ass to let us do a live show in LA this year. It's never Katie's fault. We'll see you guys again next week. Thanks for listening to this episode of the Headgun Podcast. Tell your friends about this show, by the way. We're doing...oh, so we got some feedback from last week's episode of like, what's the elevator pitch if people want to tell their friends about it?

And I already forgot. All right. That was a Hidgum Original. But outside where Cole and I set up a table on the sidewalk and talked to strangers who are walking by. We have a sign on our table that says, Hi, be a guest on our podcast and we will pay you one dollar. We are the only ethical podcast, we're the only podcast that pays. We have really interesting conversations with really fun folks. Like who? Like Marilyn. Marilyn? Okay.

And I was somebody else's wife for a while. But the second one worked out. Well, until he died. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. It turned out he had a double life What what was the second life? He is a crack addict Hold on. How do you hide? He was a nice old Jewish guy. How did he get addicted to crack? He started smoking it. I know but I just I'm just trying to I know

That was a good clip. Hey, thank you And sometimes we even have celebrity friends of ours helping us to interview these random people off the street. Like who? Like John Hamm, Adam Scott, Nick Kroll, and Otsuko Okatsuka. So please subscribe to Podcast But Outside on YouTube and podcast apps. And then have a good...time.