The Headgum Podcast - 248: Hell of A Summer (w/ Finn Wolfhard & Billy Bryk!)

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

In celebration of their upcoming movie Hell of a Summer, Geoff, Casey, and Anya are joined by Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk for a Camp Special! They enact Geoff’s favourite deleted scene fro...m an early draft and witness content from Geoff’s explore page, before playing Counselor or Nah, Dwell on a Bummer, and Geoffardy: Summer Camp Edition!Go see Hell of A Summer IN THEATERS on April 4. Find showtimes and get tickets at hellofasummer.film.Help Casey & Anya make a movie! Donate to the kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/devillovesmedeeper/my-love-for-you-is-deep-but-the-devil-loves-me-deeper» FOLLOW Finn on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/finnwolfhardofficial/» FOLLOW Billy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/billybryk/» FOLLOW Geoff on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyjames/» FOLLOW Anya on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/radiofreeanya/» FOLLOW Casey on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/caseydonahue/Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fmRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple PodcastsRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on SpotifyJoin the Headgum DiscordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey folks its Casey from Headgum and I am making a movie but I need your help to make it happen. I'm making this thing with many familiar faces from the headgum world. Anya Khan of Skyah is one of the producers, the doughboys are executive producers, Jeffrey James is going to be in the movie. I'm just thrilled to be making a movie with my friends. It's really, truly, honestly the only thing I've ever wanted to do in my life. And it's beautiful that it's happening, that we're making it happen.
Starting point is 00:00:39 And I hope that you will be a part of it. We are currently raising funds on Kickstarter and you can go to Casey makes movies calm to learn more Thank you for your time and enjoy the show. I Do have a big head they're still just yeah, they're fine This is their noise cancel. This is life telling you like getting back at you for Not having a belt that fits yeah that's good thanks man that's really good fuck did we I hope you were recording for that they were I saw the I saw the waves I saw the fucking so loud It's gonna be a hell of a summer. Am I right? Yep. How many theaters? 3,000 screens across
Starting point is 00:01:37 the nation? Definitely not that many. 3,000? No. Really? Definitely not. Okay. What actually is it? I don't know. They said between... We don't want to say... We can say. I don't think it's a secret. No, I think... Yeah. Like probably like 1500-ish.
Starting point is 00:01:51 It's a lot. Yeah, definitely. No, we're super excited. Yeah. I didn't mean to take the wind out of your sails right up top. I thought it was going to be a point of pride. Literally nothing. No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:02 You didn't mean to? It didn't look like I'm the Virgiteers. That's the entire show. No, no, it's fine. It just is, you know... What do you mean, Billy, by that? I thought it was gonna be a point of pride You didn't mean to? That's the entire show What do you mean Billy by that? The entire show is taking the wind out of your sails Taking the wind out of one sails I don't appreciate that because I put a lot of work into the outline
Starting point is 00:02:14 I started printing it out You just told me that the reason why you went behind the desk was that so you could do less work Work in the app? Yeah, the edit Because I'm doing the live edit right here Because you used to be on the couch But then afterwards I'd have to like cut between the multiple cameras because it takes me like four hours It's a salary hourly. Yeah Benefits I wish hourly
Starting point is 00:02:37 What do you have you have insurance from sag yeah help really yeah, so you have the same dental is like my acting teacher Yeah, me and me and your act What so you have the same dental is like my acting teacher. Yeah me and me and your acting teacher What's his name? Well you went to dr. Arthur Benjamin. Yeah, we have the same You've heard of dr. Arthur. Yeah, does he have seg blue cross? He does not take blue car go cross blue. He would never out of pocket or nothing, right? Absolutely. You also have I do yeah, there's a terrible start to the show hmm that's a lot to get to okay um hell of a summer let's talk about it up top
Starting point is 00:03:10 you guys have a movie coming out in theaters next Friday when this comes out what day is it April 4th so a week from today if you're hearing this the day it comes out check your local listings buy your tickets help funnel cash to your guys' glands. Yep. Yeah, funnel cash to my glands. Glans, yeah, I was gonna say. I'm glad that you're reading from the script we provided you. That's good. Yeah, well, you know, there was a lot of, there was threats from your agents at CAA, if I didn't say this verbatim, so.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Well, you know, it's something that you have to kind of think about before you do press, and you know, you just get your team on it. team on it. Yeah, you threatened me with a gun what? Okay, I don't think you're As long as you're recording on the board for sure I am on both hey Jeff Maybe keep it that volume for the rest of the podcast got it or Podcasts after this sorry Billy was going through an associative episode right there I thought I saw a chip on my loafer identity and these aren't are these Gucci or are these dupes? You have us zero in on the. Thank you. Those are nice.
Starting point is 00:04:25 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are, okay. So mean. No, I do, I do genuinely like your shoes. I'm sorry for not. Guys, Hell of a Summer was in the works for a long time, right?
Starting point is 00:04:36 I read the script in 2020, because I remember I was living with my parents during COVID. Yeah. You guys sent me the script. I thought it was amazing. Thank you. Did you actually read it or? I did. 80%. I have to take issue 80% only. I know have to take issue a hundred percent of that one cuz I had all the time The fucking world I have to take issue with the final cut. I'm sorry
Starting point is 00:04:53 Yeah, this is the movie of the script the whole friggin thing. It's still worth the ticket It's worth the price of admission. You know my favorite scene out of the thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do know it I do know you're talking about it's such a It's such an inside Like improv well, that's I mean people that makes this episode worth watching even for people that have already seen this should we do the Scene can we find the scene and that's what I was bringing it up really have it Well, I said I read the script during kovat thought it was great But you guys cut my favorite scene. So I thought it would be fun if we started this episode
Starting point is 00:05:28 off by doing a little table read of that scene. Let's do it. Sure. Yeah, yeah. I don't have the script. You're kidding. You asked for it. You asked for it.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Should I? No, I did try to find it on my laptop and I couldn't find it. So I just thought it'd be fun. That's all I wanted to show. It would have been fun. It would have been fun if you did any work. That's true.
Starting point is 00:05:44 That's true. That's true. What's crazy is I was like, this is the best thing Jeff's ever done. Was prepare for this. It's obviously hard because I searched hell of a summer. I searched hell of summer because that's what the file was labeled as at the time. Oh was it? And then I searched in my Gmail. I couldn't find it to save my life.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Or the show. Don't say my email. Yeah, right or this show right don't say my email Sorry, yeah, I'll bleep that grace. Why don't you cut that out? Did you say his email just now? Well? And grace will cut that out for sure yeah Well, why don't we know? You have to that one especially I mean Billy's we I feel like I mean we can get mine. Yeah, it's fine What are your cross streets on the Upper West by the way not gonna tell you sure Where's this footage gonna go other than online?
Starting point is 00:06:32 And even when it's there no one's gonna watch really care. Are we I remember the scene We could find it, but I have it committed to men in the meantime while you're pulling that up and sending it to us Why don't we get this out of the way sure? Meantime while you're pulling that up and sending it to us. Why don't we get this out of the way sure? Bond of the week Bond of the week right yeah, what Daniel Craig is out as double yes, yes Can I give the spiel go for? Daniel Craig is out as double oh seven
Starting point is 00:07:05 Barbara Broccoli has sold the franchise to Amazon Studios. So every week on this show we're lobbing up our pick for the next James, the next 00. This week my pick is Craig Daniel. He's a product manager at Toast and he's based out of the greater Boston area. I found his LinkedIn profile. So we've had Daniel Craig, we have. I'm wondering if we can now let Craig Daniel have a crack at it. Where is he from originally? Craig Daniel? I don't have a LinkedIn, so I couldn't connect with him.
Starting point is 00:07:31 No, but you don't, but he's based in America. Greater Boston area. Greater, barely, barely? What do you mean barely? Boston's basically, he's in England. Nope. Really. Yeah. New England.
Starting point is 00:07:42 New England. Right! No, don't. Out with the old English, the new is New England. New England. Right! Out with the old, in with the new, it's all England! Yeah, yeah. You didn't... I'm not finishing like a sentence for you so that I can help you. I'm trying to correct you. And I appreciate it because it's also, it's showing a willingness to help me learn. Yeah, I'm just trying to find this. Okay. Billy, who do you have as your Bond of the Week? Mine's Craig Daniel. Did you hear? Yeah, I did hear but I'm trying to decide if I should pick like my real who I really think should be James Bond I think he should be Ernest on the show. We haven't had a lot of Ernest Bond
Starting point is 00:08:13 Yeah, I think I think David Johnson should be James Bond. Boris Johnson. Who's David Johnson? From Alien Romulus. Oh Yes, Johnson. Yes. Yes. Yes. Rylane and and stuff he's like he'd be killer that is I think he I think he might actually do it to be honest and you heard it here first what about a what about Craig Mason I don't even mind that I don't know who it is the screenwriter you think his qualification is that he wrote for no dude he's versatile right he wrote you don't know that You think his qualification is that he wrote Chernobyl? Dude, he's versatile. Right. You don't know that? I do.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Do you know about what he wrote before Chernobyl? What did he write? Big weird studio comedies. Okay. He wrote disaster movie. All as a writer though. He has no acting cred. He wrote disaster movie and then he wrote Chernobyl?
Starting point is 00:08:59 Yes. That's funny because they're both, you know, disaster movies. You are crazy. I don't think you're hearing him because he was actually being rude and then you smiled and said... because they're both, you know, disaster movies. You are crazy. I don't think you're hearing him because he was actually being rude. And you smiled and said, hmm. Oh, he's being rude to me. Yeah. To him. To Finn. No.
Starting point is 00:09:15 No. Sorry. I guess my guard is up. Hold on, Jeff, I'm texting you the script. OK. What's your number? Fuck. What's your number again? No way. You don't have it saved. Also, this isn't a script, this is a slur. It's just a slur on page one. No one's ever called me that, yeah. You just press cancel.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah, no, I know. Wait, Jeff, sorry. Sorry, one second. Your number is... No way. That is, but don't give it out like that. Why not? Well, because people, a lot of people want me hurt.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Not dead, but hurt. It's called bleeping. But she's not going to do it though. Not'm gonna do it for go to a page 24. Okay, and then while we're while I'm pulling this up Casey do you want to give your bond of the week or does it not matter really? It doesn't matter really but a Bernie Sanders I think would be fun. My thing with Bernie is like he has a lake house You know what I mean? Like don't he's like railing against rich folks, but he has a lake house. You know what I mean? Don't. He's like railing against rich folks, but he has more than one abode. Don't.
Starting point is 00:10:11 What do we think his order would be? Like Shakenaut's turn would be like, oh, I have whatever everyone else is having. That's funny. Like inkwell sort of, there's something there. I wonder if there's a script in there, sort of like an idle hand style. It's more just like a joke.
Starting point is 00:10:23 It's one-off. It's a one-off. Yeah, it's more of like a joke that I just made just now. But you know how it's sometimes it's like based off of a true story based off of this article It could be like based off a joke that Finn made on one episode of the Hecum Podcast. Yeah, exactly. I hope you make a better one than that. This is not even the draft that Jeff would have read. What do you mean? This is even earlier? Read the punchline. It's not the same. It's less funny. I think it's what we have and let's read it or move on. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:10:48 It used to be... What? Is your mother sick? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is a better joke than this. It is a better joke. It is a better joke. So why don't you read that character, and then you can sub in the line that it should
Starting point is 00:10:59 have been. Sure, and then you be Jason, who's played by Fred Hechinger. Heckinger. Hechinger. Keep Fred's name. Keep your fucking mouth. Holy shit, Finn Wolfhard slapped some guy on a podcast. Some long hair.
Starting point is 00:11:14 Who, Jeffrey James, dude. Okay, so can we do scene, Anya, can you do scene directions? Well, there's only, there really is only two characters and then there's sort of a group and then there's two characters. Well, why don't you guys kind of show the world what you're made of in terms of acting? Okay, I'll do scene direction and Anya can be the other this is just gonna make the movies just sound like it sucks Like no one knows even let's just do it
Starting point is 00:11:42 No it is it is I haven't read this since we did this is Draft yeah, really fun. So we're going to be starting on 24 24 So this is a character who I'll be playing or actually maybe you ought to be should I play Josh? Yeah All right, so starting with montage No, no, it's not essentially. They're playing a bunch of they're playing a bunch of like camp no Tell me where to start. I'm doing scene direction. Yeah, there's really no, okay, Jason,
Starting point is 00:12:08 I'm gonna do the one line that you have. I'm gonna tell you where to start at. It's Jason, Claire, Miley, Noel, and Josh play dad rap. Dad rap. So if you're gonna say that, you're gonna say that in about 30 seconds. I'll cut back in right here. Jason, Claire, no way.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I'd like to set up the scene a little bit. Let's hear it. It's an improv game. Yeah, they're playing improv games and bonding games at the camp. Jason, who I'll play in this scene, is the main character. He's trying to rally everybody together. And Finn will be playing a cut character who is sort of this like really morbid weird Skinny pale careful careful careful also not what?
Starting point is 00:12:53 Well, I feel like you're treading into awesome water I'm actually walking on awesome water. Yeah Nice no like that um anyways he's a bit fucked up was really good what was the joke yeah what did he say walking on water matter it wasn't that good enough I feel like there's almost like an idle hand style script on terms of that sorry yeah continue oh no that's okay man and he's just like this absolute kind of freak, but everybody sort of loves him.
Starting point is 00:13:26 And they're playing dad rap, which if anybody ever did like an improv class, it's like you're doing bad raps that don't rhyme. And it is very explained. We weren't doing that when we were doing improv. Is that true? That is true. You weren't doing that?
Starting point is 00:13:39 No, that's your generation. Probably similar age. I don't think so. Casey, when you were in your UCB 201 class, you were saying that you would often like... Could be more similar. You would lead with like... Maybe a little bit more similar. Slurs, I want to say.
Starting point is 00:13:51 No, I don't think I ever said that. Should we do this script? I know a few. Sorry, let's do it. And your line, Joe? Thank you so much. And is there any kind of way that you want me to say the scene direction? What's my moment before for this one line of scene direction?
Starting point is 00:14:05 It's a scene direction. There's no moment before. It's a scene direction right before this scene direction. Jason, Claire, Miley, Noelle, and Josh play dad rap. Do you guys want to join in at all? Of course. So you know how it works with the... Dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, my name. I'm Jason number fuck it. Sorry. I'm gonna have to take it from one Okay, let's go back. I also kind of I wanted to do mine with a little bit of a different. All right. Thank you
Starting point is 00:14:36 Jason Claire Miley, no well and Josh played dad rap It was like a weirdly realistic one. Really? No. Dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap. My name is Jason and I'm at camp. Dad rap, dad rap, dad rap. I love collecting coins.
Starting point is 00:14:58 Dad rap, they all laugh. Dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap, dad rap. The government is so intrusive. Dad rap, dad rap, dad rap. My father used to be abusive. Oh, um, Josh, it's not supposed to rhyme. I mean, it's supposed to sound like it's gonna rhyme, but it never does. In the dad aspect?
Starting point is 00:15:20 No, there is no dad aspect. It's called dad rap because it's like something that your dad would say. Okay, oh, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it no dad aspect. It's called dad rap because it's like something that your dad would say. Okay. Oh god. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay. Dad rap. Dad rap. Dad rap. Dad rap. Dad rap. Is your mother seeing anybody? Okay, new game. So to me that was the best scene in the movie. Yeah, and it wasn't to us. He only likes it because it has the word coins in it. That was way before I got into the idea of collecting. So you took that. I didn't collect it, but I'm just having it. You actually took that.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Well, I like to have some walking around coins, like a pouch of dimes. So that wasn't even your joke. You got it from the script, and then you made it into a recurring bit here. I didn't remember the coins line. This was five years ago. It was stuck with you, but it stuck with you.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Subconsciously, maybe. This is the first time you'd heard of coins. Finn doesn't even know about the coins game. It's called Casey's Dimes. You ever played that? Have you ever played that? Have I ever played Casey's Dimes? No.
Starting point is 00:16:10 He doesn't play Dab Rap. How many dimes does Casey have? On you? Yeah, usually, yeah. Fuck, okay. Should I start? All right. We do have to move on.
Starting point is 00:16:22 Word of the day. Un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un-un and I'm hoping that they can kind of make it into the general lexicon. Yeah, I already forgot. You said onion something? Onion believable. So it's basically when a bold vegetable is too good to be true. To use it in a sentence, it would be, that leak is onion believable. I don't hate it. I honestly don't hate it. No way this is the one that you don't meet me with resistance on. That's kind of smart.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I'm so scared of Jeff that I was convinced that was a joke about me. Really? Oniona Unbelievable. There's a whole episode called... Onion Can of Skye. Yeah. So I kind of thought, but it's not even, it's just a separate onion thing. I guess if you were in character as Onion Can of Skye, you could be Anya Unbelievable, but that's a stretch.
Starting point is 00:17:18 Stop looking up at the sky. Yeah, it's a stretch. He's having an aneurysm. I hated that. Finn, I just wanted to let you know this, I've been trying to be a better friend, right? I've been trying to notice things out in the world and be like, oh, this made me think of Casey.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Yeah, we haven't talked in a long time. That's true. But this is something I saw on my Instagram explore page that did end up making me think of you. So I just wanted to share this with you. Okay. Of Finn? Of Finn, yes.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh no. And can you just read out loud what each of these slides says? Says audio listeners yeah wanna block me block me See where it's going want to make fun of me make fun of. Want to make fun of me? Make fun of me. Want to replace me? Replace me. Want to hurt me? Hurt me. Want to stop talking to me? Then stop. Want to hate? This is so long. Want to hate on me? Hate on me.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Want to leave? Go ahead and leave. Want to talk on me hate on me want to leave go ahead and leave Why don't you know about me? This is just the versions of the same thing and these are just white This is just just black text on white. I didn't make the Instagram. Okay. I'm just letting the audio listeners know Yeah, it's just plain text. Want to let me go? Let me go. Want to, want to lie to me? Go ahead. I've been sticking to the, oh, here we go.
Starting point is 00:18:54 You made this. You had to have made this. Yeah. My burner is at mom.butt36 and I'm based in Berlin. Okay. Just remember I was there at your lowest. I might not have been much, but at least I made you made sure you were smile You're smiling making sure you were okay. I was there to listen to your problems. I was there where nobody else was I Made sure to love and care for you
Starting point is 00:19:19 And that so that reminded Are you that just made me think of you? It just kind of I was like I saw that because my- That just made me think of you, it just kind of, I was like, I saw that. Because my explore page is like all types of stuff like that. Yeah, I like that you had that bookmarked and it makes me scared of what else he has bookmarked. Should we look? Yeah, it's a lot of like lonely as hell memes. What else do you have?
Starting point is 00:19:37 Why did that remind you of him? Who were you? Yeah, well, yeah. In that situation. So you were the two sides of it. I was the I in that and he was the you. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, so you were go ahead leave me You're talking about that you were there. They're at Finn's lowest. That's absolutely There's another one that I saw that made me think of Billy I wasn't gonna do it, but if you guys want to see more yeah, Billy, that's up to you. Yeah, but my instinct is yes
Starting point is 00:20:01 So I saw this also on my Instagram Explorer and I was like god, that's Billy I mean, this is total this is such a brick move Reflect so it's like applying to someone's close friend story I'm done looking at it. Take this down If it's on close friends, take it down your mind Just like the general possessiveness that you have with all your friendships and your family and your relationships professional and otherwise Does that make sense? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:26 It's weird, it does sound a little like that. You didn't actually have to explain your voice. Yeah, that made sense to me. So who was who in that one? That was just how I feel like Billy treats everyone. So Billy's the one saying take it down. He's the one replying to my close friends being like, yeah. Cause I don't know you guys that well,
Starting point is 00:20:42 so now I'm like learning a lot about you based on how Jeff sees you guys. That's helpful. We're running late. We have so much to get to. We gotta power through this, but welcome to Casey's lovers. Casey, can you look at camera B here, just straight down the barrel and just... Camera two? His camera's actually over there. Sorry, yeah, can you look in your one and just a a numberless fine of how many people how many lovers you've taken
Starting point is 00:21:09 Body camp I don't that's that's too He's done that's blue that's funny really good really good We'll have to cut that just that joke makes too much sense for the shape that we need to take it out Yeah, Casey just how many how many relationships you've been in in your life? And also if your lovers have dated anyone famous who's b******. Oh, Jesus. Enough, the number is enough.
Starting point is 00:21:35 That's cool. That's really cool actually. Now I wanna know, famous thing. Enough means you're done. Yeah, I've had enough. Yeah. Billy, you live on the Upper West Side. Yep.
Starting point is 00:21:50 A very literary neighborhood, I would say. Yeah. And when I was living in New York last fall, I was like... Finn's looking at me. There's nothing I can do. This isn't a show. I just like that you made a good funny joke and Jeff just like completely went over it. Oh, that's standard. Yeah, that's how the show works. You didn't give flowers. You didn't laugh. In fact, he usually plays a sound bite
Starting point is 00:22:06 Like a really loud sound bite right over everyone laughing at it. You've reached your limit on talking Shut the fuck up. I feel like I associate like Writing novels writing for the New Yorker with like the East right versus Holly weird where we are today And I'm wondering if you guys could help me kind of nail down because I've basically been wanting to write a book a Novel a monograph for the better part of a decade, and I just need the perfect title. I haven't started yet I just need the title so I wanted to pitch you guys started yet. I haven't started outlining I just cuz I kind of wanted to start with the perfect Yeah, but this week it's I really think this might be it, Anya.
Starting point is 00:22:48 It's Lepardo Bernaldini and his dysfunction junction. Is it a children's book? No. It's like prestige New York Times seller. Political thriller. Yeah. It tells the story of a prominent Milanese business tycoon named Lepardo Bernaldini Who turns his erectile dysfunction into a train station?
Starting point is 00:23:11 How? What do you mean how? How do they get out of the Pickerel in Hell of a Summer? You have to see the movie. You're not gonna tell them on this episode. Probably, no, probably not. Also, yeah. They don't train. Or maybe you turn his erectile dysfunction into a train station. Dysfunction Junction.
Starting point is 00:23:28 No, we know. Yeah. We heard you. But Jeff, you want to write the book, so it's up to you what the how is. I know what happens. I'm not going to give it away. They're not going to buy the book. You've got to give us a little bit.
Starting point is 00:23:37 You bleep it out. Just tell us you bleep it out. Yeah, bleep it out. He, yeah, it's like... You're fucking freestyling this. I, in this, I'm not like... You're fucking freestyle like this. I, in this, I'm not like trying to be saved by the bell, we do really have to take a break because we are at the 25th minute. So we don't have an ad booked on the show, but this is wishful thinking.
Starting point is 00:23:53 What if we did? If we did it would go here. Yeah. We actually are about to. We'll be right back. What's that? We're gonna get one. Oh, that's cool.
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Starting point is 00:24:44 And I... That was a hearing Hey, you didn't wince at all Billy didn't wince at all and I That was a hearing test and you failed what Thank you, thank you so much set him up Shouldn't have given you dafts actually Had an ad on the show since August 2024. I do blame Brad. You have to stop talking about it because the comments are getting Absolutely insane. Wait, is that true? Yeah, and they keep blaming me and my ad research. No, they keep blaming us.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Can we talk about, do you still get emails? Yeah, okay. From Gumball? Yeah, we get Gumball emails. Like years after, we stopped doing the podcast like six years ago, five years ago. The joy of your like, it's irrelevant. Dude, we get, I'll get like every month, or like every few months. A gumball servant.
Starting point is 00:25:29 I'll just get like a stat of how our podcast is doing, and it'll be like, it'll be like, oh, it's the 68th most popular comedy movie podcast in Qatar. That's what we'll go. Let him finish, yeah. Yeah, Qatar. 68th, yeah, yeah. That's amazing. I will say. them finish, yeah. Yeah, Qatar. I will say, I was just going to say,
Starting point is 00:25:50 you could unsubscribe. It's like, just power. I think you're talking about Chartable. Oh, Chartable. Sorry, sorry, sorry. You forwarded, by the way, an email to me about Chartable changing its like back end something in terms of revenue splits
Starting point is 00:26:05 And you were like just FYI this was last April I don't know this because I googled your email I said I searched your email in my inbox to try and find the script the only thing that came up was you Forwarding me a chartable thing that I it could be more irrelevant Do you want to email that exactly and then it's 71st in Amsterdam or what is it? No you got you're actually off So that's fine. I thought you live in the fridge of Zabars. Laughter Um, I've
Starting point is 00:26:30 met the guy who started Magic Spoon. Which was the non-company that we did an ad read for. Sorry, you did what? No, do we do one more? We met, we're working with a producer right now and he's his cousin. No way. Wait, who? Julian's cousin. Wow.
Starting point is 00:26:46 We'll get him in here because we need him to buy ads on Jeff's show. I will. I mentioned that we did. Yeah, I'll get him. I'll get to him. Thank you. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:26:53 But in the meantime, I've been kind of taking it upon myself to take the ads into my own hands. You guys mind if I do the ad read? Spec ads? Yeah, that's fine. Spec ads, yeah. I did this on last week's episode and we had to cut it out
Starting point is 00:27:03 because we had a somewhat famous musician on the show and she she was like my PR team's not gonna let me do that So we might have to cut this. I think we'll be fine. Well, we'll see just don't Also realizing Taylor it can't hear any of the sound effects so there's a lot of things happening No, she is! She gave me the I was here. You were at T-Versus. Y'all ready? Yep. Just don't if we could have utter silence. Are you having hemorrhoids so bad they're starting to spread to your front? Try preparation why? Not how that works. The all-new hemorrhoid cream that's meant to be plunged up your urinary tract. The process is simple. Use the included carpet sample to rub your urethra until you've induced a targeted rug burn at your opening. Once the pain is higher in the front than at your ass, proceed to apply the soothing balm of Preparation Y.
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Starting point is 00:28:51 Sorry, I need to get that clean and don't forget the salve. I Still know what you're saying and don't forget the salve the salve. It's a soothing ball Do you think it's good if no one can understand the tagline? I didn't write the copy so If no one can understand the tagline I didn't write the copy so Why the company yeah, this is this is now the second time I've heard this And I said had to be cut last time and I guarantee we have to cut it this time ad But is it also a spec company yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I got it in my email box. They said read this for me Yeah, yeah, I got it in my email box. They said read this for me
Starting point is 00:29:30 There with 72 and sunny by the way all right, it's from an ad agency I have personal connections on the west side Why didn't you just use the audio from the last time you recorded it instead of making us listen? You can believe it. This is me editing it to be less blue Last week I'm embarrassed Okay, so what's really quick. The product, if we could just talk about the just a little bit. It's a soothing sound. Right, no, I know that. You said that. And I was confused about it a few times. Because I hadn't heard that actually for some reason.
Starting point is 00:29:56 Interesting. Am I weird that I didn't know what you were saying? I think it's fine. Okay. Um. So, let me get this straight, so you think... Uh, yeah. Well, the preparation Y thinks that you can get hemorrhoids so bad that it goes to your front.
Starting point is 00:30:13 That's true. And that's... They think that. Oh, so this is a local company? No, this is a regional... We're running the ad. What are you guys not understanding? It's a baked-in ad that I sold.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Oh, you sold it? it correct for how much? This was $1,500. That's like not a lot for for this show It's a lot for a fake company what you made up. What do you get it when you make a post for like a video game? on your Instagram um Like yeah, I don't know a lot of money a lot of money that's cool. This is why we had to have limited access Yeah, all right. This is in our first. We probably we might cut that You shouldn't yeah, maybe don't Fuck it
Starting point is 00:31:00 I feel like you know those bushes that have the little straggler the spiky things that catch on your sweaters Yeah, that's what this show is. Like a holly bush? Oh no, a burr. Like a holly leaf cherry Yeah, like a Catalina cherry almost a toy on in a way. I've gotten pretty into horticulture Welcome to counselor or nah. So unlikable Counselor or nah, okay, we have a couple segments. They are all camp themed to promote the movie. Thank you. Thanks, Jeff. I'm going to list out several celebrities. Some of them have been, are confirmed. There's
Starting point is 00:31:32 like, they are on record saying that they were in the past employed as camp counselors. Others have not, or maybe they have, but it's not confirmed. Ready? Great. Are these real people? These are real people? Real celebrities who used to help okay wait before we start how much do you think I would get paid for? Preparation why I add on my Instagram. I think you probably get thirty to hundred thousand dollars big gap would you read? Big range well I read the script would you read that script as a post You don't run your Instagram and remember what he was talking about you got you get how much hemorrhoids so bad it goes out
Starting point is 00:32:06 right on your front and then you Rug sample I'm sorry. Yeah, you also you rub a carpet sample on the on your dick It's a distraction tactic to like if you have more pain in ones like I couldn't you know It could also be on your shoulder or something. It's like now you're focused It is a male only I don't mean to put Taylor on the spot, but she's furiously texting No, this is... It's a nightmare. As soon as this started happening, Taylor immediately went to her phone, she's writing
Starting point is 00:32:32 an email, and it's long. No, I'm embarrassed. I just met Taylor. I'm sorry, call the police. She doesn't know that I'm actually kind of normal. You're doing like a real thing right now that I'm so shocked by. Doing this camp counselor, and it's like the most... Are they making you do this?
Starting point is 00:32:43 And you keep swinging a U-turn back to the preparation line! No, that's not me! I said that. You can do no wrong in my eyes. Billy to me is a walking nightmare. I appreciate that you fell on the sword here. Keep going, go. Counselor or nah.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Finn's been pulling the sword out of the stone. You're falling on your own, Patard. Specific sword, I guess? Denzel Washington, counselor not no no he did work at a at a camp in Connecticut did you really in the 80s yeah he didn't wait for us to weigh it by the way yeah he's just playing right we just keep the pace up so if you guys can't Did you write the writing for those and act in the movie? Sorry. Did you write the writing for the movie? We actually are making a movie.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I know. I was going to ask you about it after. No, no, no. They're still making a movie, dude. Are you fucking kidding me? Sorry, are you like desperate to be cast? No, no, no. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:33:36 I didn't know other people did that. You thought you were the only person in the world who makes movies. Yeah. And it's kind of like the same genre as yours, so I guess that is bad that we're all here. That is bad. People have been asking for us to be on the same episode together, but now we're kind of like the same genre as yours, so I guess that is bad that we're all here I think that is bad people have been asking for us to be on the same episode together But now we're and now not only that but now this but also my sister just had Stevens I was a knife in my back The petard that even has a petard whatever that you said hoisted by your own petard keep going
Starting point is 00:34:00 You say cat Stevens slash you so now you'd think he would but he wouldn't What? The pace of this game is fast for some reason you guys have to get your answers in quickly You say cat Stevens slash you now you'd think he would but he wouldn't The pace of this game is fast for some reason you guys have to get your answers in quick We're just yet, so we have I was kidding. I am excited to hear it Was gonna be in the movie how he is you seen it right I've seen him in the movie I forgot yeah He has not been a camp He did go to camp that's not what this is Mob mentality that's true hive yeah hive mind
Starting point is 00:34:42 Cuz you're constantly on edge so as soon as someone else is like slips you everybody who me on so that it's not when you're on In the hot and you're saying that because the focus isn't on you and like you're not like the butt of the joke in a way Sorry, that's what you're saying I'm just saying like it's so tense in here when we're on your show that the second someone slips a little everybody else kind of Piles on yeah, and that's actually sad. This is like Lord of the Flies. Yeah kind of thing Oh, I think it's like between two ferns if it was hosted by a brown hippie who had multiple brain injuries. Yeah, that is good. Pretty good. Yeah, that's good.
Starting point is 00:35:11 And that's not selling ads. Rooney Mara. You skipped one. You skipped one. You weren't saying Lawrence Fishburne, but you guys didn't get. Well, because you stopped. You said Lawrence Fish.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Lawrence Fishburne! I was like, no! Fishburne, yes. I'm gonna say Yaw. Honestly, yes. I wanna say no. He was like, he was in... Casey's correct. Yeah, he was like he was in Casey's correct. Yeah, he was like in the apocalypse now when he was like 16 16 Yeah, I was 17 minutes. Wide Advantage.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I guess he could have gone to camp. What? Because he was in a freaking friend. What the hell? I appreciate it because now I'm not the I don't look like the most immature person in the room. I'm so happy you said that.
Starting point is 00:35:49 It really, it really broke your character being like, buttoned up and dry. I feel like there's two inside, what is it inside there are, me there are two, but wolves. For Billy it's like he wants to be this like I want to say He wants to be this like heartthrob jaw could cut glass Wonderland magazine Prestige actor not to say the word prestige again But he's inside. He's Jeffrey James, but he's a dumbass. Yeah I don't think that um wait Rooney Mara. There's it. Sorry. There's a joke here really quick, okay? It's more just this is more of like a writers room joke like everyone kind of but there is something to be said about war warrants
Starting point is 00:36:31 No, no, no warrants fishburns on warrants fish burn like I don't know with like a blue towel or a red towel That's funny. He's kind of like which one like yeah, I don't know like at camp. Yeah. Yes, maybe Please are coming Rooney Mara Which one? Like, yeah, I don't know. That's good. Like at camp? Yeah. Yes. Maybe. The police are coming. Rooney Mara. Kate was a counselor, Rooney was not. Lady Gaga. Yes.
Starting point is 00:36:54 No. No. She was. Which one? Okay, yeah. Which one? She was. She was.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Stephanie? Yeah. Okay. Dev Patel. No. No. No. Okay. That was too easy. Development Patel. That's a new, sorry, I'm doing another ad. That's his full name. His government name. Joe Obama. Yeah. Yeah. Correct. She has camp council energy, I feel like, with the move. let's move. Yeah, let's move. Put on your sneakers and run a lot. Deepak Chopra.
Starting point is 00:37:30 No, obviously not. Mariah Carey. No, no, no. No way. Trick question. Tell me how. Tell me how she owns a summer camp upstate. She owns and runs a camp. That doesn't mean she's a counselor.
Starting point is 00:37:51 So why did you get mad earlier at me for saying that Pally went to camp and you said that's not the same. Because I have issues in my personal life that I take out on y'all. She owns a camp in Fishkill called Camp Mariah. That's cool. Oh, it's real Yeah, is it real or is it like yay Academy vibes? Mmm, that sounds like a academy. Yeah, my friend Nannied for a kid who went to the to Kanye school and it was like it was awesome. It was awesome
Starting point is 00:38:20 The curricula was there there You're catching your specific. It was it was bad Leonard Cohen. We're catching yourself. It was bad. Leonard Cohen. We have to move on. Leonard Cohen, yeah. No, they were right. He definitely went to. He's Canadian. And Jewish. The friggin' Pope. No. Which one?
Starting point is 00:38:38 But no. I don't know. Any of them. Well, maybe one. I doubt it. They don't do that in Italy I'm talking about the welcome to you from conclave. So you got your guys's Filipino pope from conclave the book I've never read the book. Well in the movie not The book Filipino Bible which one was Filipino I don't want to spoil the movie but the one who becomes pope Mm-hmm, you could have said a million other ways. But yeah, you could be like the one that's Mexican in the movie
Starting point is 00:39:11 Well, no offense. I guess I'm saying the same cut this out This really clear he could have said which one it is by saying she's from Boston so But I don't really like to just talk about people. Oh, yeah Which one it is by saying which is from Boston so It's not that surprising Oh you're from Boston do you know um Oh yeah do you know Craig Daniel He's not his race he's just from Mexico Ask again Jeff I've heard of him for sure
Starting point is 00:39:34 Sorry you had a question for me No just if you're from Boston do you know Greg Daniel Oh that's a really good joke I thought it was Jeff's But it was What did I say Greg? CD player You said Greg Daniels. Greg Daniels, like the guy who created King of the Hill. I wish.
Starting point is 00:39:48 I wish it was that Greg. He's the new pope. Guys, so your movie's called Hell of a Summer. Yes. This is a segment called Dwell on a Bummer. So in the year 1139, a 7.7 magnitude earthquake hit a region of the Sajuk Empire near present day Azerbaijan. 300,000 dead and even more irreparably injured. It is known as one of the most catastrophic seismic events in human history.
Starting point is 00:40:14 We cannot move on from this topic for the next two and a half minutes. This is a segment called Dwell on a Bummer. I'm now realizing I don't even know if that pope was from Mexico was it Mexico I'm sorry this is not that's why I didn't want to take a swing it's supposed to be the ganja I'm gonna think about this the whole time. Anya? Anya? It's supposed to be us dwelling on the topic of the ganja earthquake. No we have to talk about it. The ganja earthquake? We just can't move on the ganja earthquake of 1139 in the Sajuk Empire, which is present-day, Azerbaijan. Hey Jeff. Yep
Starting point is 00:40:48 Right, so you're saying because 300,000 people died and you're saying that you're making a joke about cannabis more just like it's like ganja's weed, you know, yeah the big bong in high school In high school, my friend's boyfriend's screen name was ganja man 69 420 Oh, he had never tried the drug right? He didn't know what I was gonna say. Did you know about the earthquake? I think it was probably about that
Starting point is 00:41:10 Did you know about the earthquake? Yeah, everybody thought that he was like a stoner, but he was just a history buff Yeah, yeah, no I went to school before 1134 And that's the death camp for 2069? Billy What? The whole episode is unusable with these asides you're having. What are the...
Starting point is 00:41:27 That wasn't even that bad. That was fine. You're headed straight for a Razzie, man. Did you Razzie for a podcast? For a podcast appearance, maybe. Wow. We should bring those back. You said how many people, what was the facts?
Starting point is 00:41:39 300,000 people perished. That's a lot. Jesus. Yeah. It's a lot. No, it's maybe the worst seismic event in human history Do we think oh sorry, we're saying can you plug and it happened in 1139 1130 it happened 1130 correct So we're due for another one. Yeah, I was gonna say this is not anywhere near where we live So it's exactly why would it happen in the same place twice?
Starting point is 00:42:03 near where we live so it's exactly why would it happen in the same place twice I don't know they move the fault lines vaguely move over hundreds of when was Panjia when was Panjia you're taking my line answer me that riddle riddle me this riddle me this Batman yeah that's not on me like you are making me dumbers not on me mmm that's interesting the earthquakes happen in the same places vaguely and Thousand years is not enough time for it to be half way across the world I mean all of our lives we've all been saying that the big ones come in sure. Well, you're from Vancouver There's fault lines there to the big. Yeah. Yeah The segment you're not
Starting point is 00:42:47 Fault lines I was Now we can move on that was Should we drop a free sell over this no don't actually We actually know I know we can we can we can but we shouldn't guys welcome to Ronson ganja No, I'm just saying I'm like The earthquake bad yeah good yeah comes here It's not even in the headphones. Yep. Use the camera audio.
Starting point is 00:43:30 This is Jeopardy! Welcome back to Jeopardy! Guys, this is Jeopardy! Summer Camp Edition. Uh, Chasie, can you read out our categories, sir? Uh, Well, you've changed screens. Alright, there we go. We're back. First category is bullying the weak kids.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Second one is ideal camp meals. Third one is firsts. The papers are so loud. Seems like a wrong column to put that one in. And the last category is discrimination. Alright, so guys, this is every amount you see on the screen is actual cash that you can win He will Venmo from where from you well, I mean, yeah But then I'll just kind of fudge the numbers on my hours, you know make back that cash but guys
Starting point is 00:44:17 We're all everyone for himself. And why don't we start with Casey for some reason? I'm gonna go with first for 200. First for 200. Wait, do we buzz? What's that? Do we have to buzz? Well, no, he's just controlling the board to start. Why is it?
Starting point is 00:44:34 And now you're launching Zoom? Well, I have to start. I have to do this and record because otherwise, yeah, it's a whole thing. I have to share my screen. There's other ways to record your screen, by the way. Quick time. Quick time. Much easier ways. Quick time. Much easier way.
Starting point is 00:44:45 That's cool. That's cool. Alright. He's doing it so psychotic. This is insane dude. Oh my god. Recording in time. There we go. And then share the screen. Hashtag stop the count. And how do we buzz in? Well Casey you control the board and you're saying first for 100.
Starting point is 00:45:03 No. When do we know the answer? Just yell buzz. Casey should do the first and you're saying first for 100 What do we say? No, when we know the answer I gotta buzz Just yell buzz Casey should do the first one and then from now on And then we buzz What? Can we all buzz? What the fuck? What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:45:11 Who gives a shit? What are we talking about here? It's fucking Jeopardy Who cares? Yeah Wow Jeopardy turned into champions That's good
Starting point is 00:45:18 It's fucking yeah Casey you control the board and what are you picking first? First 200 please First for 200 When your crush says she'll kiss you control the board and what are you picking first 200 first for 200 when your crush says she'll kiss you on the cheek But only if you're a personal footstool to her for a year Yep, what is first base Incorrect incorrect guess not really that's gonna be negative 200 for Billy Finn
Starting point is 00:45:42 What is third base? That's gonna be a negative 200 for fit by the is third base that's gonna be a negative 200 for fit by the way you guys owe me money now $200 yeah correct but you can win it back Casey what is Jeff's freshman year of high school close what buzz buzz buzz that actually kind of hurt my feelings what if what is I didn't lose any points that yeah no so I think you may have not yeah he's with help is withholding okay well let me ask you this because you might depending on your answer depending on your answer Casey or said I yeah did you mean that positively or negatively and your answer might be right or wrong negatively for yeah never had you as a footstool but positively
Starting point is 00:46:19 because that's what you wanted correct the correct answer you're looking for is what is your first time getting an awesome deal? Yeah, this is how you play Jeopardy. You get points for vaguely being in the right arena of the answer. Casey controls the board. Let's do first for 300. First for 300. When you're hit by a pitch in softball and everyone including the counselors cheers. All right, Casey. What is Jeff's at bat? Um, I actually don't remember what the correct answer was. We'll give it to Casey here.
Starting point is 00:46:52 What is the first time you realize everyone kind of hates the shit out of you? Casey controls the board and this money can go straight to your roll. This category first is in quotation. So it's gotta have the word first in it. You've got both the right. We're just going it's gotta have the word first in it. Yeah, but I'm... We just got it right.
Starting point is 00:47:08 First for 100. When Papa calls and doesn't quite sound like himself. Buzz. Anya? What is the first time you're betrayed by your parents? I'll give it to ya. What is the first time you realize your dad has a problem with alcohol? I was actually gonna... I was thinking that. Well, you don't get points for thinking it. You get points for buzzing it and saying it as a question.
Starting point is 00:47:28 After the fact. Anya controls the board. Oh sorry, I'm gonna go with Discrimination 300. Discrimination for 300, kind of your specialty. A nickname the camp gives to the kid whose parents drop him off in the worst car. Well now I'm gonna stay silent. Wait. Yep. That shouldn't actually be the one. That shouldn't be the one. I'll just go easy then. This is so much harder. Billy? Wheels. Who is? No that doesn't count. What is? That doesn't count. You have to say who is and what is.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Oh true. That's true. No you know what? That's true. So go ahead. I'm giving it. Just say this really fast before he says it. What is poor insert name? E.G. Riley, poor Riley. Poor Riley, because she is stuck in a car right now. Yeah, wow. I think she forgot. Wow. Poor Riley.
Starting point is 00:48:16 All right, Billy controls the board. Is there daily doubles? Are there daily doubles? There's daily dinkies. Okay. Where you get pennies on the dollar. I guess bullying the weak kids for 200. Bullying the weak kids for 200.
Starting point is 00:48:30 The best time of day to make a dork feel ashamed. Eh. Finn. Dork fist. That's breakfast but for dorks. That's kind of funny. I almost wonder if we get a sponsored ad from DorkFist. Which is just a meal time. But I'll give it to you Control the board we were looking for what is the right before bed so they dwell on it right all what you said all night
Starting point is 00:48:50 I'm gonna give it first thing in the morning first thing in the morning. I thought but you wouldn't got it. All right Finn No, just who's sort of deciding the answer. Just guys. What was the vibe like on set? I do guys all I do Ideal can't meals for 300. Just remember Taylor's here. A $35,000 chocolatey delight served in the shape of a Faberge egg exclusively available at the Lindeth Ho country house hotel at Bowenice on Windermere. Can't even say it. This is like the most, when they say don't say no in improv.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Sure. It's like you started with no. That's interesting. Like no one knows what to say to this. That is kind of the vibe of the show. What is Feastival's Easter egg care package that they've been sending out to people recently? I don't know what you just said. I'm gonna have to take that down. That's incorrect. Did I get one right at some point?
Starting point is 00:49:49 You did vaguely. Oh, but I even did wrong. I should be way lower. Anybody want to chime in on here? You can all pass too, Charles. Who was Nolan, Mr. Beast's friend? I'll give it to you because he might order this, but we were looking for what is the world's most expensive dessert? Okay. Oh Finn controls the board. It's so surprising when it's something that makes 200 please discrimination for 200 an example of favoritism based on athletic ability and Casey
Starting point is 00:50:18 What is fast insert name here? That's not quite right. But um. Buzz, Buzz. We'll have to take that away from you. Yeah, Anya? What is getting picked first for the game? We'll give it to you for some weird reason.
Starting point is 00:50:33 We were looking for what is when a bookish camper named Randolph is forced to put on a rendition of Little Orphan Annie for the entire camp called Not As Many Endorphins Randy. You love that. I think I more love that it didn't get a reaction at all. Anya controls the board. Dude.
Starting point is 00:50:55 I'll do bullying for three. Bullying for 300. A chemical agent added to the twerps chocolate milk to make him appear jaundiced over time. Yep. What is carrot juice? That's going to be incorrect. You chocolate milk to make him appear jaundiced over time. Ehh. Yep. What is carrot juice? That's gonna be incorrect. You're back to zero, unfortunately, Ethan. What is chlorine?
Starting point is 00:51:10 I'll give it to you because it's a chemical enough. We were looking for what is amoxicillin. It's an antibiotic. Right. I'll take bullying the weak kids. A reason to bully a child. Ehh. Yep.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Dumb hair. What is? Fuck. Ehh. What is dumb hair what is what is dumb hair I'm sorry Billy but that's incorrect and double but you can't buzz twice that's oh that's that's It is Jeffery Roles. I'm dumb now. What happened? Yeah, something happened. He sneezed and you lost some brain cells. Casey? What is their small? Come on. Hey. Hitting me?
Starting point is 00:51:56 I'll give it to you man, but Jesus Christ. What is his family can't afford to pick by him the coolest backpack to have? I got it for that. Casey controls the board. Ideal camp meals for 200. Ideal camp meals for 200. Olive-fed sirloin hailing from the Shotoshima island and the Kagawa prefecture in Japan. Do you want to take it again? Casey?
Starting point is 00:52:20 What is a Wagyu steak? Correct! What is A5 olive wagyu? Casey controls the board I don't think anyone can even come back at this point This podcast is making me sweat That's true, that's true Jeff did turn the heat on
Starting point is 00:52:36 And it's not Billy's terrible belt that doesn't fit him that you guys picked up before I actually think the belt is awesome Why'd you say you guys? I didn't go inside That's fair You should told him to stay in the car. You should show them. Show the people. Keep the car running.
Starting point is 00:52:48 I said stay in the car, yeah. I said keep my seat warm for me. Are you going to show people the bill? So I made him move to my seat. No. No. I think it's really cool. It is really cool, but maybe at the end.
Starting point is 00:52:56 All right. Anybody want to finish this out? Ideal camp meals for $100. Ideal camp meals for $100. A spread that includes Royal Ossotra Imperial, 180 grams, creme fraiche, blinis, egg yolk, shavings, chives, and more to be assembled and enjoyed at your discretion. What is a Russian feast? Oh, Hania, that's going to be incorrect.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I mean, it's literally the food of my people. Yeah, but like we're looking for a specific answer Oh really something really really platter and this meal is fed on a silver platter. We should say Something really specific and niche that no one would know it's not that specific just kind of focus on I don't know I'm giving hints. Nobody got it. We're looking for what is caviar service As an ideal oh, I see and then discrimination for 100 last one guys an example of the camp mistreating you what? They're just not really chill sorry what is a good friend It's fine man, it's just a game. I'll give it to you Jesus
Starting point is 00:54:00 It's what is when everyone else gets private cabins complete with linen bedding from quince Sponsor us and and and en suite bathrooms, but you're assigned to sleep on a drying rack made for plates That actually happened to you me It's never told you that on an episode by the way. I Feel like it has I think I've seen heck. I'm podcast where it's been more quiet than this guy's a bearable Yeah, go full screen for that was jeopardy
Starting point is 00:54:36 Then play that grace play the soundbite of what Finn said earlier. It's fucking jeopardy who cares? Oh, yeah It's just jeopardy who cares oh yeah it's just jeopardy cares what yes it's just guys we powered through we made it till the end now it's time for the reason why we're all here I'm in a lot of gambling debt and fan I need money I thought if I maybe lubricated the joints here and don't look at me like like you did you know well you just had that PS5 deal I wonder if you cut me five percent off Billy's which is a lot okay so to be able to pay off yours I can't pay off every single one of my friends gambling
Starting point is 00:55:19 right but the problem is I didn't view brick as a cautionary tale I kind of tried to fill his shoes so I I started to go to Morongo. And I started betting equally on red, black, and green. You went to Morongo? Yes, because at the Yamaaya Theater, Rod Stewart had a set. You bet equally on red, black, and green? Yes. Guaranteed to win.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Incorrect. Exactly why you both lost so much fucking money. So it's 57 grand. Maybe just installments would work You want me to pay you installments? Well? I mean we could also plug the movie because then you might get to see some of that money I don't know if you have points on the back end I don't know if you had points on the front end you make any money for this well I did have something on the front end. It's called preparation why We got there
Starting point is 00:56:04 It's like so unsettling when Billy joke Guys plugs Like nodded or whatever plugs. What do you guys got? What do you want to point the people towards? I assume it's the movie, but it could really be anything. Let's start with Billy. It's the movie. We we wrote and directed this movie We wrote it a long time ago, and we really would appreciate if people go see it You're really selling it. Yeah. Well, do you want me to sell it more?
Starting point is 00:56:27 No, no, no, I'm just kidding. I think that fans of the HeadGum podcast might really enjoy it because we're big fans of this network and of Jake and Amir, and they were very formative for us growing up, and we're close friends with Jeff. And, um... Yes. It comes on April 4th. If you like Jake and Amir, if you like College Humor, it's very that, in that vein. I think it's funny, it has heart, it has blood, it has Billy.
Starting point is 00:56:50 It also has Finn. Well Finn's great, I'm saying you have to give him the positives and the negatives. So heart and blood aren't good? No, heart and blood is why people would go and not just warning them that you're also in the film. I didn't realize that that was the dynamic. It comes out April 4th. And goes to theaters everywhere.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Would you say this is the thing you guys are most proud of in your career? I mean, yeah. I think so. I'd have to think about it. I'd have to think about it. Well, our careers are pretty comparable when it comes to acting. That's cool. I can't wait until the episode comes out and it's just this part. That's the only part. We're allowed to keep yeah
Starting point is 00:57:28 Yeah, it's just a be it's 30 seconds long. It's between hell of a summer and lackluster video. Yeah, it's the two Jeff Are you gonna you gonna buy tickets for the film? Yes Yes. It seemed like you didn't. Thank you so much. Thank you. Billy, it's not Winona Earp. Yeah, it's up there.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Really? It's Earp there. Guys, seriously, check it out. I'm going to be going, yeah, I think every night. I think so too. From April 4th to April 40th. April 40th, that's crazy. Well that's the tagline of their whole marketing campaign. From April 4th to April 40th. Jeff has a residency at the AMC at the Americana.
Starting point is 00:58:14 But like the residency is just him watching a movie. I basically live at the Grove, yeah, because they do have apartments. That is somewhere where you would live. In a company meeting, Taylor, the other week, Anya told every slate of freelancers that I don't read and that's not true. I Said you don't read I was I cited some book and you were like, you don't read More mad because I said he said the word future proofing in this meeting and I was like you've never had a job
Starting point is 00:58:43 How do you know that and then he got really mad at me and he said your flies down which it was I didn't get mad. I just was like now I feel like I have license to say really went You were like of all the producers your dockers were down. I didn't want you to be embarrassed It could have it was that's exactly what you did. That's what you did meaning look in front of everyone You wanted me to be embarrassed. It would have been really funny though If you just said like your flight you panic and say your flies down, and it just wasn't I know It cuts you in handcuffs like shit ass it was like I had it was like a power move That was crazy and everything that in your back pocket This is in front of like, Investor?
Starting point is 00:59:25 Like, what was the... No, sorry, it was all the people that work at Headgun pretty much. All the people on our team. Freelancers, yeah, in a way. I thought it was awesome. What book did you reference? I don't remember. Because he didn't read it.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Yeah. There it is. Right, there it is. Okay, so... Anya, what do you... You want to plug? What do you want to plug? Well, if you're going to be giving Jeff money for his gambling debt
Starting point is 00:59:49 We are ten thousand dollars away from our Kickstarter as of today as of today Thousand if there's anything to cut it's this $10,000 is all we need if you're hearing this. It's probably less. Yeah, it's probably probably less We need if you're hearing this it's probably less. Yeah, it's probably probably less If you want to hear about the movie for real you could go to Casey makes movies comm and check it out The Kickstarter ends the same day Hell of a summer comes out Go see another movie if you like movies April Forts gonna be a great day
Starting point is 01:00:26 Actually I looked at the website, I was just saying that. Oh, that was nice. Is it an exhumity as well? Or no? It's Lynchian. Casey keeps yelling at people that he's picking up the torch that David left dry. Did not say that. I didn't say that. Don't go back to neon until I said that.
Starting point is 01:00:42 You keep screaming it at Bob's big boy. Yeah. In the position. At the boy? I didn't say that, don't go back to neon until I said that. You keep screaming it at Bob's big boy. I don't know. In the position. At the boy? Yeah, I was gonna say at the boy, in the position. Casey's up on the sign. Yeah. I'm here to finish what Lynch started.
Starting point is 01:00:55 Call me Casey Lynch. Wow. That was a really good David by the way. Was it? Yeah. No it wasn't. It was pretty good. Better than Jeff would ever know. David Beckham. David back here you my brother can do a really good
Starting point is 01:01:07 Call them call them call them hold on work. Come on. Keep this going. Let's come on um Taylor's a chef. Hey Nick Wolfhard. You're on the headgun podcast and that sounds Yep, we're on speaker you're on the headgun podcast. Hey, it was wondering key um this will be cut probably terrible way to start the Recently but Nick you can do a really good David Lynch impression, right? He's having more fun Tell him to plug bear brick Oh Nick plug bear brick as David Lynch to plus plug bear brick as David plug bear brick Do at the same time dude, all right
Starting point is 01:01:55 Hello, my name is David. I am one of the greatest directors to ever live. I am a living legend I mean, I am a legend that lived Great line though Nick that was great Guys, please go see hell of a summer. I'm so excited I saw a cut of it a year ago But it was not a finished cut and I'm excited to see the final cut did ask you for notes They I gave notes. I don't think they were any good. I don't think you used any of them. Piece of shit notes.
Starting point is 01:02:26 That's what I thought. It ends right there. Great. That was a Hidgum Original.

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