The Headgum Podcast - 252: Dumption (w/ Karan Menon!)

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

Karan Menon (Think Tank) joins Allie, Amir, Casey, and Geoff to play Allie’s Sallies and Vote or Don’t! Plus, Geoff revives an instant classic segment!» FOLLOW Karan on Instagram: https:...//www.instagram.com/citizens_create/» FOLLOW Allie on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/gluingshitonpaper/» FOLLOW Geoff on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyjames/» FOLLOW Amir on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amir/» FOLLOW Casey on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/caseydonahue/Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fmRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple PodcastsRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on SpotifyJoin the Headgum DiscordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:29 For me to say that is a pretty big deal. I know, it's like a kind of a whatever joke for you, but honestly, that was really funny. Let me take that again and then Ferris, you can cut that reaction out. Just because I don't want people thinking I'm like an asshole to Micah. All right, ready?
Starting point is 00:00:45 Bless you. Oh. Oh, no. Hold on. Do you want me to do it or are you gonna do it? Welcome to Jeopardy. This is an autumnal themed episode, edition of Jeopardy.
Starting point is 00:00:59 Have you guys played? Have you guys played Jeopardy? No, this is awesome. I've played Jeopardy. I said Jeopardy, G-E-O-F-F-A-R-D-Y. No. ["Jeopardy!" by The Bachelorette plays.] What's that?
Starting point is 00:01:20 What'd you say? You have to cut that. Oh yeah, so I'll just censor it. ["Jeopardy!" by The Bachelorette plays.] What'd you say? You have to cut that. Oh yeah, no, I'll just censor it. I'm sorry. Oh. Um, we were waxing, uh, celebrity, um, right before we started recording. Uh, please welcome to the show Ali. Ali?
Starting point is 00:01:38 Try it again. We're all Indian today. Ali Khan. Forget it. Actually, Ali Khan and Amir are also Indian names. Yeah. Is that true? Amir Khan. I've told you about...
Starting point is 00:01:53 I've auditioned for like three Amir Khans. There is a man whose name is Ali Khan. And do you know him personally? No, but I've watched his music videos on YouTube and he was on top of a sand dude with like a lot of women What's his genre I don't I think it was like kind of poppy I'm sure it's not pop that I haven't seen him in a While this was a couple years ago that I found this but honestly
Starting point is 00:02:19 Billionaire billionaire playboy, I guess. Yeah, I mean what tripped me up as I was looking into chickens eyes Ali Khan chicken con Karan Menon Amir Blumenfeld, and I'm sorry to say guys, but Casey Donahue. Hey, what's up everyone happy to be here? Funding has closed for your movie Casey's making an indie film. It just got funded I want to say to the tune of almost $200,000, right? If you include the Doughboys. No, less than 200,000, but a nice budget
Starting point is 00:02:53 to make this small movie. Less than 200,000. Yeah. Why are you disappointed? So what, 150? Around there, sure. I mean, that's incredible if we hadn't heard the number 200,000 yet. That's because of you.
Starting point is 00:03:10 That's true. But yeah, guys, I don't think you've been on since you reached your goal, so congratulations to Casey Donahue. You're in pre-pro. I saw you were location scouting at a nude bar on the Sunset Strip. No. Are you just going to use this whole pre-pro process to just get your rocks off pervert-wise? A nude bar, is that a thing? It's topless or something, I don't know. No, we were scouting at an empty warehouse.
Starting point is 00:03:36 Is that what they're calling it nowadays? Is that what you tell the wife? No, seriously, congratulations, I'm excited. Karin, you're here to promote your podcast. Let's hear about it. Let's get it over with. Let's get it out of the way. I just read the first episode came out last week.
Starting point is 00:03:55 It's called Think Tank. Wow. Yeah. First episode. First episode. There was another podcast. Congratulations. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Thank you. Have you done a lot of guest promo swap? This is the first and maybe only oh my god. I mean, they'll be more we've put it we're putting stuff out online You know sure getting stuff out there. Um, I was on one of the episodes. I think it's coming out this week Yes, or next or next week either way. That's the perfect intro if you're a fan of the headgun podcast watch that episode Yeah on youtube.com slash create climate Citizens create is like the name of the network. That's cool. Yeah Watch that episode yeah on YouTube comm slash create climate Citizens create is like the name of the network. That's cool. Yeah, yeah hell. Yeah, what is he doing? I'm so sorry
Starting point is 00:04:38 Case he's going rogue doing he's going ham Making the show better. Wow. Oh, that's interesting. Why podcasting? Why now? I guess what's the why now of your life? Yeah, why me? Why now? It's basically I started doing comedy in like the I feel like I'm like pitching this like a like a newspaper or something. Yeah. I started I made these like videos online during like the last election that were political comedy, kind of, and then that was where I found a little niche for myself. But then that got overwhelming because that's just like the political space online is very stressful and mean. So then I wanted to make a podcast around this election, which has already passed,
Starting point is 00:05:19 but I think it's stressful in general to talk about stuff happening in the world, especially for young people, and there's a a big urge to just like drown yourself in entertainment. So this was kind of to bring on people from a place of like no pressure to know anything. Like you could be uninformed and we have a question that we try to answer as a team every episode. It's like a think tank and we can just be wrong and not... We don't have any ability to look stuff up either. So it's just like wherever we get to as a team have one answer at the end of the episode And is it real or is it a joke? There's we try to be funny. We have like maybe like one comedian guest and then one like expert guest which one I was
Starting point is 00:06:00 What do you think chickens cracking What do you think? Chicken's cracking up. Actually, chicken looks pissed off right now. When I was on, you had two straight up comedians. It was two straight up comedians for your episode. We were trying different combinations. What worked the best? I would say, the one that came out recently was like a good example of like the balance you can have when it's like one person who's making it very funny and one person, like we had a doctor and a TV writer.
Starting point is 00:06:24 And then the Question was about like health care so it was like if you the doctor had a lot of facts And then the TV writer made it very funny and Jeffery's episode it was a lot of a lot of laughing I Don't know if we got to the bottom of anything exactly, but yeah, what was the question for Jeff's episode? What was the quick had to do with like social media or something? It was it was about tech advancements or something or what place social media has going forward. Should you get your news from social media or something? That's what it was. Yeah, yeah. Fact checking.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Yeah, yeah. Anyway, are you allergic to cats? No. There you go. She said chickens hairless. Hypo. Hypo, yeah. Are you allergic to cats? No. Guys, we have so much to get to. I don't know why we're harping on
Starting point is 00:07:05 This shit. Why are we harping on your show? Oh my yeah, we're harping too much of it Yeah harpoing on it Mars. I mean man. Thank everybody look on your seats What's that? I said, thank God Gail made it back, right? That's true Gail King What do you guys think about the this is kind of a think-tanky question. What do you think about a? recreational space travel Always basically why is it good? Yeah, I was gonna say they said why is it good? I said why is it good to not have is what I was gonna say Why is it good to skip and fund more? important things I was gonna say if if
Starting point is 00:07:47 recreational space travel was expensive as shit and bad for the environment, would you go? Expensive because they're paying me a lot or? No, you have to pay a lot. I'm out. Okay, but yeah, all right. If we pick apart every little thing I disagree with that you guys say we're gonna be here for like four hours, right? Or at the very least, 45? Hours?
Starting point is 00:08:10 Minutes? Mm. Uh, Bond of the Week, uh, this is the one segment I probably should have cued you in on. So we'll do Karin last. Curious if you guys have any Bonds of the Week. So basically, Daniel Craig is out as Bond. Barbara Broccoli has been dilly-dallying, terrying, as Amazon has now acquired the fish. And now has their own vision I guess for how
Starting point is 00:08:46 the whole franchise is gonna go I'm imagining James Bond TV shows I'm a matter imagining they water down this IP until you can't taste the fact that it's anything but water my Bond of the Week pick is Chuck Schumer because imagine James Bond with like can I borrow your glasses? Fine. Yeah. I used to hate when people did that to me when I had glasses. Martini.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Shaken, not stirred. And, oh yeah, we're letting Bernie nowhere near the DNC. Sorry, the line is actually shaken, not stirred. Really good Chuck Schumer. Well, you can edit around that. Imagine, yeah, and then he could also be like investigating his own insider trading. I fucked this one up.
Starting point is 00:09:39 I had a whole joke written, and I just panicked as soon as I had your glasses on. Do you wanna try again? Not really. It keeps closing the laptop. It doesn't want me to see all of his notes. I don't want you to see what's going to happen. Yes, there's a lot to get to.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I wasn't even going to do the impression, it's just the case he had his glasses. So then I kind of panicked because I don't have a Chuck Schumer impression. Imagine a snooty James Bond who's an equal parts fan of wearing his glasses on the very, very tip of end of his nose, and this isn't an insider trading. Do you guys know any Bonds of the Week? Chicken's here, and it's making me nervous. I know, she's a star, she's a star.
Starting point is 00:10:18 First time in the studio. First time on mic. Yeah, first time on mic. She's obviously my bottom of the week. She's so cute. She's gonna steal the show. No one's gonna give a shit about this episode. If you're listening, you gotta watch this episode. Yeah, she really was yelling outside.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Do you think you can get a meow from chicken? It's hard to say. She's pointing to the mic, right? It looks like she's about to say. She looks like Pinkie and the brain. That's funny. Right? Yes. Yes, she totally does. Your guys' frame looks like dumb and Karen.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Is that a pun? I'm dumb and dumber. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Does chicken have a bond of the week, do you think? Would it be like a churu? What's churu? You don't give a Churu? What's Churu? You don't give chicken Churu? Oh, those little like... Stop, you're making me hungry. Dang, come on, man. You know what?
Starting point is 00:11:12 We got a sponsorship with Churu and we all started kind of having the paste. So it's a food paste for cats? It's a fish and chicken based paste for the feline breed. You know what? She doesn't like it. That's why I do know that is she doesn't like it. Picky.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Does she have a Bond of the Week? Yeah. You know what? I think she's going to return the favor and actually I'm hers. That's very sweet. Casey? Let's go with Bad Grandpa. Bad Grandpa for Bond. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Johnny Knox was an old man. Bad Grandpa as Bond. Yeah. Doesn't that sound like a really fun movie? Bad grandpa bond yeah, Johnny Knox was an old as a grandpa as bomb yeah Doesn't that sound like a really fun movie? What would it sound like? Hey My martini Got a little viagra in it But something like that yeah, something like that But something like that. Something like that.
Starting point is 00:12:02 That was actually pretty good actually. I actually like it. I actually didn't even mind that. Okay. Karen? I just watched The 40 Year Old Virgin with Steve Carell. I think The 40 Year Old Virgin. The character.
Starting point is 00:12:19 So Steve Carell and The 40 Year Old Virgin as... First time watch. Ooh, what'd you think? It was really inspiring. How so? Yeah. Just like he loses, he does it. He loses his virginity.
Starting point is 00:12:29 He does it. He does it. He's 40 years old. Yeah, yeah. Loses his virginity. Wow. Can we hear what that would sound like? Can you please have sex with me?
Starting point is 00:12:42 Oh, interesting. So it's bombed and he's struggling to kind of get the bomb girl. This is the portion of the movie where he's like having sex, which is that comes up in every movie. It sounds like he's not having sex. It comes out that bomb's a virgin. Yeah, it comes up and he's like... I think that's a great take. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Yeah, that's why he's like so into like shooting... He's so anxious or he's an incelz. He's really focusing on his career. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hasn't had a lot of time to date. Yeah, his career demands a lot for him. Yeah, he's always traveling. He's a focusing on his career. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Had a lot of time. His career demands a lot. He's always traveling. He's a career man, man.
Starting point is 00:13:10 He's the dude, dude. I saw Jeff Bridges last night live. No way. Yeah. Big Lebowski screening at the Orpheum downtown and he did a Q&A after. Very disorganized Q&A. A Q&A is hell on earth. I like a Q&A if it's run well.
Starting point is 00:13:25 I've never seen that. And it's always after the end of a movie where your body just needs to get the fuck out of a theater. It was, we were there for a while. Will you stay in your seat for another hour and a half? I mean, have you ever heard a good question? I never, it's always. That's a good question.
Starting point is 00:13:41 That was, yeah. Nice, that's funny. No, they, I mean, it was audience submitted and a lot of them were just like quotes from the movie. Like, what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? And he's like, yeah, that's funny, but like, what do I, I don't know, like what do you want me to say? And it was moderated by his stand-in of 56 years.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Oh wow. And he was like really, he needed the night to be about him and he was kind of like hogging the mic and was like, I've been working with Jeff for like 56 years. And he's like, yeah, 56 years, man, a long time. Can I, isn't this, you know, it was boring, but it was cool to see him. Also the sound was so loud in that theater,
Starting point is 00:14:20 I had to put earplugs in. And why did you have earplugs with you? They had them at the venue which is to suggest that they know it's too loud So the solve is to turn it down and that was just for big Lebowski Yeah, so imagine like a concert right any who bond of the week or can we move on to the word of the fucking day? I think the word of the day at this point. That's funny see here. We go. We had chicken on mic Well, she's saying stuff, but she's not on Mike where's a loose cat loose cat the word of the day at this point. That's funny. See, here we go. We had chicken on mic. Well, she's saying stuff, but she's not on mic. Word of the day.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Loose cat, loose cat. The word of the day is dumpsion. Dumpsion? Dumpsion. It's like gumption, but basically the definition is enthusiastic initiative to do dumb shit. Dumpsion. Dumpsion.
Starting point is 00:15:02 That's cool. I think that's a good one. I love gumption. Yeah, so imagine gum cool. I think that's a good one. I love gumption. Yeah. So imagine gumption but for things that don't matter. That's sort of what you have. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Dude. You make fun of me. Oh my god. Dude. You make fun of me. We're back. For better or for worse. Guys, I wanted to share this with you because I've been basically I've been trying to be a better friend this year.
Starting point is 00:15:37 I've been trying to take notice of things and just be like, oh, that, you know, this thing, I saw this and it made me think of, well, this would never happen, but Casey, you know? You did do one for Casey. He's done a few. Well, Karin, this one made me think of you, if you can believe it. I just wanted to share this with the room, see if it sparked any joy.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Can you read that out loud for, just describe this for our audio listeners. Stick to the plan, not your mood. Cause I just feel like you and I've done a couple of shows or like shoots together over the past couple of months. And I feel like you always show up. You're visibly angry and upset, but you get the job done. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:19 You're someone who I would describe as having anger issues, borderline personality disorder, but it doesn't affect your work. It only affects those on set and in your personal life. Do you say that that's accurate? I would say it's accurate, yeah. As long as the work isn't affected, anybody else is fair game.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah, you separate yourself from the art. Yeah. And you expect others to do the same. I separate myself from everything I do. Detachment, is it ironic detachment or is it kind of a zen thing? It's, I would say it's post ironic detachment. How post? Because I fear that it's so ironic that you're maybe just an asshole. Again, you're describing yourself.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Really? Perfect. I feel like everything's a mirror. The dump shit. The asshole stuff. I show up, and by the way, sometimes I don't even stick to the asshole stuff I show up and by the way sometimes I don't even stick to the plan. I stick to my mood yeah I like the comments on that post that are all like Period I like this needed this Needed this and John crowning this to himself. No, I'm sick. Yeah bookmarking to car and to car and bookmarking it. To Karin, to Karin. For later.
Starting point is 00:17:27 That's true, that's true. No is true. Like Jeff thinks he's better than the people leaving the comments, but... I mean, I frankly am because I feel like... They also think they're better than me though. Why else would they leave a comment? You don't think you're allier than now. Who gives a shit if you needed this? The poster's caption is nobody cares back to work. That's which by the way perfect transition back to Our work yeah, oh um which brings us straight into Ali's Sally's
Starting point is 00:18:07 We have so much more to get to. Basically, how many people named Sally have you loved? Okay. One. No way. Two. Oh! Well, I'm thinking of Sally's fictional. I don't think I've ever met a Sally.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I could come up with three on the top of my head. It all counts, it all counts, it all counts. Sally from When Harry Met Sally. Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas. Okay. Sally from that role model song, Sally When the Wine Runs Out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Sally. Jesse Raphael. Who's Jesse Raphael? Sally, Jesse Raphael. Oh, Jesse Raphael, of course. Who the hell's that? There's no way. You don't know who that is?
Starting point is 00:18:44 Sally, Jesse Raphael. Those are three first Who the hell's that? There's no way. You don't know who that is? Sally, Jesse, Raphael. Those are three first names. It's a name generator, yeah. You know what I love? Fat Sal's Sally. Sally, yeah. Good sandwiches. Casey, have you heard of Sally, Jesse, Raphael?
Starting point is 00:18:55 Yeah, I have. I'm a little older than everyone, but I'm still younger than you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, who? I don't think I'm as familiar.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Who's? Who is? I don't think I'm as familiar. Who is? Let's try to move down everybody's age. So like Sally Jessie Raphael gets Casey and me. You want to A to C Sally down to the youngest. Who's somebody only I know and then me and Casey and then me Casey and whoever the toughest one Is me and Karen because you're 27. I'm 25. I'm gonna be 25 this year 24 You've done nothing! You've done nothing!
Starting point is 00:19:44 I like that you started to say I'm gonna be 25 this year. 24! I'm gonna be 25 in like a month, but I'm 24. On that Jack Bauer shit! You know what? I get it. I start saying I'm... just to get used to it. It's practice. Guys, imagine if there was an edible that was so loomy that it didn't get you too stoned,
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Starting point is 00:23:52 Gear. We're back, we had to take a break because Amir slandered me again in front of a guest, by the way. Two guests, if you count Ali. And Chicken. And our built-in staple chicken. So four Sally's?
Starting point is 00:24:09 I think I yeah, I think I came up with three. Yeah, four including Jesse Raphael. Which that is a famous talk show host. Have you heard of Geraldo Rivera? Yeah. Oh, yes. Okay. Oh, okay. All of us. Yeah. Oh, yes. Okay. Oh, okay. All of us. Geral Gerardo. Gerardo. What's the guy from Fox News? That's the same guy. Gerardo. He moved to Cleveland. He lives like a block for my sister's high school. Have you heard of Jerry Springer?
Starting point is 00:24:34 I have. OK. I've never really watched the show, though. He was like the mayor of Cincinnati, I think, in Ohio. Oh, I don't care. I've been trying to write a novel basically Stop laughing for everyone just yeah, don't experience the joy until I write the book basically. I've been trying to write up the perfect Actually, the novel doesn't have to be good. It just need the perfect the title needs to be perfect, right? I've tossed around a couple of things, they've given me some insight,
Starting point is 00:25:05 chicken hasn't quite weighed in. I wonder if I can get everyone's opinion on this one. It's called Celsius 451. It's a 704 page dystopian epic that tells the story of a man who has two and a half cans of Celsius, resulting in him ingesting exactly 451 milligrams of caffeine and feeling kinda anxious. Although he can't tell if it's from the Celsius or because he didn't sleep that long. And in this book, are books banned? Epic, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Are books banned? No, why would they be banned? He's just having Celsius. Because of the Fahrenheit 451. Yeah. It's kinda like- I shouldn't do this one. I didn't even catch that.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Yeah. Such a specific number to choose. I know, it's crazy. It's kind of I shouldn't do this one. I didn't even catch that yeah Just specific number to choose. I know it's crazy. It's also not yeah, it's not even the amount of caffeine I'm just science fiction. I'm assuming there's like dregs of Celsius in each can so he doesn't get what it should be 600 milligrams if he had two and a half cans or 500 but She was slow blinking at the door. And then Amir, there's two things I wanted to get your opinion on before we go to what was supposed to be the break. Sucks.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Have you heard of Phil Donahue? I have. Yeah. Oh. Pre-Oprah. Interesting, yeah. I wonder why Sally. What about Ricky Lake?
Starting point is 00:26:26 You, I think you would recognize Sally Jessie Raphael's face. She had these iconic red glasses. Oh, cool. Yeah. You know, it's so funny. It's like, I hear the name, but I still, I thought it was a man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:40 A man named Sally. Name Sally. Yeah, kind of like a buff guy. Like Dana White. Yeah, picturing kinda like Uncle Sal. Yes. We have to talk about this. The Lakers' playoff slogan is,
Starting point is 00:26:58 or their whole theme is joy. Yes, Barry, Headgum Podcast. Every single one that they post is a slogan or a bumper sticker we would release as merch for this show. His face is kind of like, are you sure we're going with Unleashed Joy? I spiced up the slogan. I have always thought about what the players think
Starting point is 00:27:16 or if they think about these t-shirt slogans like Strength and Numbers, All In. It's a new thing. Every NBA team has a playoff sort of log line like strength in numbers, all in. It's a new thing. Every NBA team has a playoff sort of log line for every individual season. So like every year it changes and for whatever reason, this year's from the Lakers is joy.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Unleash joy. I mean, I love this. I don't love it for a team's playoff theme, but just as a mantra for how I live my life, I don't love it for a team's playoff theme, but just as a mantra for how I live my life, I don't mind it at all. I also wouldn't even mind learning Japanese with Rui. That's sort of unrelated. Oh yeah, this is another joy theme.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Not the joy you know. That gif should say joy's not finished. Not the joy you know sounds like a novel I would write. Finished. Yeah. Not the Joy You Know sounds like a novel I would write. Yeah, that's true. Maybe that's the one you should go for. Well, that's plagiarism, or I'd have to pay them. I'm not gonna do that. Joy is fierce.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Joy is fierce. That's crazy. Which is, this is the joy you grind for. That's what Joy Behar says to herself in the mirror every morning. Joy is fierce. Joy is wise. you grind for. That's what Joy Behar says to herself in the mirror every morning. Joy is wise, joy is fierce, joy is important. Joy is unleashed. Jeff, do you know who this is, who that player is? Is that Jackson Hayes?
Starting point is 00:28:39 You're a casual, next fucking Instagram. That's Jackson Hayes. Here we go. It's the kind of joy you work all day, all season, all year for. Joy. I don't fully get it. I think they're trying to be like, oh, if they play with joy, they find the fun of it. All the joy is anger. I like the logo of the basketball that's happy. Sure. But like, why is all the way together anger I like the the logo of the Basketball that's happy sure but like why is all the joy sort of?
Starting point is 00:29:09 Why are you dissecting every little piece? Yeah, isn't that the point of this? Let's just move on joy hangs on that extra rap I think that's the thing though. It's like the joy is actually anger, the grind or something. The joy is the grind. Joy of the game. Joy is weakness leaving the body. Sweat. Sweat is joy. Actually would be a better caption by the way. This joy is the unseen grind.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Don't you think it would have been better if they did a picture where like someone's like slapping another guy's butt and they're like kind of like really happy and they're friends? Yeah like actual joy. Yeah. I wonder if they came up with this internally or you like hire a company. Joy, defining it, chasing it.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Or like a hug. Joy. Or maybe like some. See, he's happy there. And then also pissed. It's weird branding. Yeah. Weird. And then Amir. And the smiley face is scary. Yeah, it's very like Chinatown market.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Here we go. Amir. Let's just watch this first. OK. In front of the king, it was. Sorry, this thing always trips me up. There you go. The air went out a whistle. And you got to turn it down with a perfectly timed fart right in front of the king. It was part of a carefully rehearsed performance and the king loved it.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Every Christmas he put on his act for the ruler and his court. Real podcast recording next door. In turn he was given land, a house, and money. But when he performed his act for the new king he didn't think farting was funny and he lost his status in Leia. He leapt into the air, let out a whistle, and fell. The royal fart that earned him joy.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Right in front of the king. He was part of a king's performance. I was wondering if this was true to your experience, Amir. Like, is this what happened with you in college humor? What do you mean? I wonder if the second king, so to speak, was Barry Diller. And I farted in front of him and he banished me? I mean, the stuff you used to do there
Starting point is 00:31:12 was basically like jumping in the air, whistling and farting. If I could time a fart that well, I'd still be working there. The entire office cracks up. What the hell? You wouldn't want to. No, I still would, but I just can't quite get the timing of the jumping and the farting at the same time. Because sometimes you'll sort of start squeezing it out and have it happen before you jump.
Starting point is 00:31:39 Sometimes it's a shart after you land. ["The Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the
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Starting point is 00:32:02 Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the Faces of the I love it. As Karin was mentioning earlier, you do a lot of political comedy. Here and there. It's your whole thing, man. And you'll never get a chance to do anything else. Pigeonhole. Typecasting, really.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Yeah. No, you'll branch out, but this thing is just called Vote or Don't. And it's an effort to promote your podcast, Think Tank. No, okay. No, you'll branch out, but this thing is just called Vote or Don't, and it's an effort to promote your podcast, Think Tank. No, okay. No, okay? I said, oh, okay. But I didn't space out. I'm going to list out reasons why someone would potentially not make it to their polling place on election day.
Starting point is 00:32:39 And you guys tell me if that's enough of a reason for them to not vote, there are no right answers. Ready? Mm-hmm. You woke up feeling kinda good. You should still vote. Really? If you didn't like that one, you're not gonna like any of these.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Casey? I was trying to read what exactly we're doing here, but you hit the screen for me. It's vote or don't so basically I'm listening to say something and I got to say vote or don't basically is this the things I'm listing out Is it enough of a reason is it a good enough excuse for someone to not vote that day on election day? Got it if this happened to them on election day waking up feeling kind of good. Yeah Got it. If this happened to them on election day. Waking up feeling kind of good? Yeah, you should vote. Ah, shit.
Starting point is 00:33:28 Not so guilty. I felt pretty good on election day. November, yeah, 2024. Damn it, Trump one by one. Alright, your parents are in town. Or they're not. That's the situation? Yes. So you wake up on election day and your parents are in town, or they're not. That's the situation. Yes.
Starting point is 00:33:46 So you wake up on election day and your parents are in town or they might not even be. Right. Would vote or don't? I mean, vote as a family. But what if they're not in town? Say don't as a family. Then don't as a family.
Starting point is 00:33:57 But do as me? I think you should still vote if your parents are not in town. Regardless. You should still vote. Wow. And you know what? We call your parents and say, hey, I'm in line, are you? I can't see you, we're not together. If you're in line, stay in town. Regardless. You should still vote. Wow. Check, and you know what? We call your parents and say,
Starting point is 00:34:05 hey, I'm in line, are you? I can't see you. If you're in line, stay in line. Yeah. You swallowed an entire pair, chewed bite by chewed bite. So you ate a pair? Yes, I had a pair.
Starting point is 00:34:20 And you ate it the normal way? Correct. Well, what's normal? You know, some people slice it by chewed bite is pretty normal Yeah, Amir. Did you hear this? Not really, but I'd say vote. I said you swallowed an entire hair chewed bite by chewed bite Yeah, press together don't vote So vote even though you had the pair swallowed it everything is not holding benign okay regards to voting
Starting point is 00:34:46 I don't know feeling good parents may not be in town. What about this pair you drank so much swill that You drove to your polling place. I Think you should vote at that point. I'm already there. Yeah. Yeah You're at the polling place Yeah. Yeah. You're at the polling place. Why wouldn't you vote? And by swill you mean dirty water or?
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah, like water that you drank the night before but didn't swallow spat back into a vat. You keep yours? Sometimes. That's not the weird part of this by the way. The weird part is that you drove to your polling place. What does that have to do with this? I'm stuck on your vat
Starting point is 00:35:29 You halved a lover slash pair Murder? No like you have like you cut in half. Well, you know in a sense magic you had you like Yeah, I don't want to go too blue. Oh You had them and this is either a lover or a pair was cut in half your member in a way, right? So it was like you both could then go vote together. Yeah, but I want because you did that, but you also helped a pair Okay Which I mean previously we talked about.
Starting point is 00:36:05 It's fine. It's fine, yeah. Fine. That one, I'll take the L on that one. All of them are fine. Some of them are just eating a fruit. Having. Having halved. If you're, it's your first day trying out your new non-prescription contacts.
Starting point is 00:36:26 So they're... Trying out your new non prescription contacts So They're not for sure. Are they like like all black or something? They're not color contacts. It's like Like I got LASIK, but still sometimes I'll wear like the blue block light blocking They're like dummies. So it's that but you're trying that out. But with content, right? I feel like all the better to go see the screen when you vote. Yeah yeah well without them yeah yeah yeah there's early voting yeah you could do it the day before you try out. I think there's also like assistance where if you can't read the screen for some reason someone will help you. Yeah there's ADA. Yeah there's
Starting point is 00:37:01 accommodations. All right you sour a breakfast date by offering her a sour sop in an attempt to make a pun about how you'll bring the sour if she brings the sop. Yeah. Ew, Jeff. No, because she also breaks down the joke, makes you realize that it doesn't even work as a pun. Because even if she liked the joke in that scenario you'd be going into an sexual encounter bringing the sour which means nothing
Starting point is 00:37:31 Going into a sexual and you said this was brunch right? I said this was yeah a Breakfast date Sex right after I mean The pose will be open after. Sex right after. I mean. How many people are like at a coffee shop at like 1130 on like a Tuesday in this town? Nobody has a real job. All right, you choked on a bean.
Starting point is 00:37:58 Sorry, this says you choked on a bean or you didn't. Vote or don't. A lot of your things are they happened or they didn't. Yeah. That just leaves it open. Not a full situation. I try to keep things open. I do think.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Try not to be too closed minded about stuff. Yeah. I like the idea of you choked on a bean or maybe you didn't. Maybe you didn't. They both have such different outcomes. So one is vote and one is don't. Us.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Is there a circumstance in which and one is don't. Is there a circumstance in which you would say don't? I think you should vote. I'm getting your guys' opinions. To me, none of this, maybe the pair one. I'm not looking. All right, guys, that was vote or don't. Awful. That segment was awful.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Yeah. Oh really? Yeah. Oh god. Alright, welcome back to thirdle This is like wordle only it's for celebrities who have one name Who you'd maybe want to be your third? I've done this before. It's a callback It's a recurring segment suddenly. All right all new names. so you don't have to worry Casey
Starting point is 00:39:25 all right uh any guesses guys obviously the the rules are the same as third old um a a what do you have to write a you have to guess a full word I thought it was hangman for a second. So it's a five letter name? Sally. Yeah well this one is gonna be a five letter name. Sally. Sally. S is in the right place! Cisco. Stacy. The thong song.
Starting point is 00:39:55 We know there's not an A and we know there's not a Y. And you wanna guess Stacy. Kinda sorry, I'm like not really paying attention. Cisco. Cisco or? S-I-S-Q-O. It's not a word. I'm like not really paying it's this go Cisco or Qo and it's not a word you didn't put the queue No sicko
Starting point is 00:40:15 Not a word. Oh, it has to be a word in addition to a Simon as in love Wait persons name have to love. Not a word! Wait, do these all have to be words? Stacy, not a word! This is a celebrity's name? I think it only works if you guess their name. Other than that it has to be nouns, not proper nouns. I guess shock.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Shock through the heart! And you're such... yeah. So? What about stimp? Stimp! and your, yeah. So. Okay. What about stimp? Stimp. Like writing stimp. Like yeah, exactly right. Not a name or a word.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Not a word. That's stump. Yeah. Stump. Better. Like Patrick. That exists. There we go, ST. Steve. Steve.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Steve is gonna not be a word by the way. Yeah. Not a valid word. Stone. It has to be I word by the way. Yeah. Not a valid word. Stone. It has to be I or E. Oh. No way you got the ST in the end. Stein? Like R-L-S, no, no, no, there's an E.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Oh, what about a guy named Stink? Oh no, we already lost the kid. Stink? Stink? Like Stink? That's gotta be it. Stink. Correct! Stink! Really good. Really good. Really good.
Starting point is 00:41:26 You see that's a good segment. This girl is on fire! Alright, moving on to round two. Don't look at my screen, Casey. You asshole. Here we go. Four letter name this time. That's also a word.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Bano. No, the correct answer doesn't have to be a word, if that makes sense. Your guess is if they're wrong have to be pronounced, but the final one can be just what I typed in. Okay. Weird loophole. Solo, like Han Solo.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Whoa! Oh my God, it's Bono. Bono, yeah. It has to be Bono. Correct! Holy shit! Holy shit! All right, next, Thurdle.
Starting point is 00:42:16 Another four-letter person. Holy shit. Right? So this has to be like a one word celebrity name. Correct, like Cher, it's not Cher, but like Cher. Let's try Cher. Yeah. Cher's not gonna work.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Oh, why does that one work? Because E is somewhere in the answer. Right, but I mean like, why do they accept that as not a prop? Because they have some respect to the name, maybe? Oh, this is just to custom wordle.com respects. Okay. There's an E, there is N-E or multiple.
Starting point is 00:42:55 N-E-O. Ooh, that's really good. That's good. Not a word. Feel free to comment on how much joy you're experiencing. What about Eric? Eric's gonna be not a word? No.
Starting point is 00:43:11 What the hell? Why Eric? What about Sherrick? Not enough letters. Okay, so the E is there or there. Yeah, it's gotta be there or there. Like a Dave or something. That's funny, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Oh, Dave Dave can't guess Dave though right is it Neo or person and yeah oh Andy why oh yeah not a word can we do bean as in mister beat they already know B oh there's the okay all right three more guesses, guys. We can keep the energy going. We can keep this whole thing in motion. We're thinking. It's just, it's not good for a podcast if you're thinking silently.
Starting point is 00:43:56 That's your segment. I didn't know it would go like this. This is the second time you laugh. Laughing and enjoying the shit. I mean, I'm laughing and enjoying. I'm also like, thinking. I know, but we can't all think at the second time you've laughed, third-o. I'm laughing and enjoying the shit. I mean, I'm laughing and enjoying. I'm also like, thinking. I know, but we can't all think at the same time. Um.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Leon the professional. Yeah. Leon's not gonna be a word. Oh, cause there's not an N either. Oh, touche, touche. Oh my fucking. So this, okay. What about Pete?
Starting point is 00:44:28 Not a word. Damn it. Jeff? No. Not a, well that's a, well that's Jeff Word. This is a hard one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:45 You've got it. It's all in the guess. Of course it's all in the guess. Bono came instantly. This one's a gosh darn snipe. What about Kelly? Okay, as in Clarkson. Oh, never mind.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Never mind. Not enough letters. I don't know I Guys come on we got to keep this it just literally any four-letter word it doesn't have to be a name key mega mega Just that II right we're fucked that II you got one last guess there's an over a you in it Or yeah, be a double or double. We haven't tried the E at the end. Oh good call the key something Palmer e Pele Oh Kiki. Oh Kiki Palmer Kiki and Pele are both good. I don't think that's who you should have guessed but either way
Starting point is 00:45:44 What do you want to guess is it one of the two? Well, you only have one more guess I know but it just think we could try excited Is it between Kiki and Pele? I think we could try Kiki and if it is it it'll be it But if it's not I'll say not a word. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's what I was gonna say. Yeah, same with Pele though Either one there's no risk you basically get two guesses or maybe it's Pepe. Oh The alt-right meme frog I used to draw that in like middle school. I used to think those things in middle school All right, put them in KK Pepe Pele Pe Pele, Lepe. So Kiki, Pele or Pepe, which do you wanna guess?
Starting point is 00:46:27 Start with K-E-K. Yeah, let's go with Kiki first. Not a word, and you cannot Kiki about that. Pele. Pele. Correct! Wow! That's insane. Wow!
Starting point is 00:46:42 I said Pele. I'm not gonna give it to you unless you make that formal guess By the way took you six to get today's turtle Okay, guys, this is a six-letter one, oh my god, it's gonna be tough Okay, a six-letter word. This one's gonna be tough. Okay. A six letter word. This one's gonna be tough. Six. We should just try something with a lot of letters in it. Let's try drains.
Starting point is 00:47:10 Drain. Drain. No way. No way. No way. Five correct words. This is insane. None in the right place.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Not in the right place, but they all exist. Five out of six letters on one guess. Wow. What the hell. And you're not looking at my outline? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Words this is not in the right place, but they all exist five out of six letters on one guess Wow What the hell and you're not looking at my outline? I'm not that's wild chicken Aiden's hey, oh yeah
Starting point is 00:47:38 S I N E A D that's beautiful that has to be it Not a word. Not a word. What about Sinbad? Wow, that's really good. Got it in two! That was huge. And then...
Starting point is 00:48:05 Alright. A and nine letters. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:48:11 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:48:18 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Celebrity that's known by one name and there's nine letters. I guess I'm gonna drink
Starting point is 00:48:33 Undrain on drainers strainers And then it's just one of the worst words I've heard. Undrainer. There's an I, a U, and an N, but not in those places. Is that when you bring the water back out? Someone, yeah. It's someone who, like when a plumber fishes out hair in a drain, I guess it's the, yeah. Now we're really stuck.
Starting point is 00:48:59 It's someone who clogs the drain. There's no really a E. I feel like we guessed a lot of popular letters. Yeah, we have the oh Shl eat just make another guess you're not gonna get it in two right obviously or not I've been an Eggo waffle in a minute. I wouldn't even mind having one. Sorry one second. We're thinking let's throw out the word frolicking Frolicking show me frolicking See ing we need some sh-G. We need to try it.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Oh! KC! That is not a word, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't know where they're getting their definitions from. It ends with C-I-O-N. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You don't know that. There's like some Spanish name or something. Extension or something. Yeah, try extension
Starting point is 00:49:48 XXX tentacion EX EN no EXT It's not EXT isn't it? No, it's XXXT ExtinCoin Wow EXT isn't it no it's xxx t extend coin He also didn't spell extension yeah Ci Like I've heard of the other yeah what ends with CI something yeah guess another word because you only have four or five Letters, there's few of them in it. Yeah, F is in it
Starting point is 00:50:31 I was is it no nevermind. No, let's hear it. I was I realized that it's E and X are out I was gonna say exorcism. Oh And then I was like chicken Right Shopify Oh chicken and then I was like chicken You write Shopify Get some sh oh y-action there's gotta be a F in it Why is it? Oh, there's yeah you have F that just makes it harder Foul Guys come on That just makes it harder. Uh... Fow... Fow... Pieng... Guys, come on.
Starting point is 00:51:08 This is easy. Not really. It feels hard. It's one of the more difficult things I've done. Well, you just have to guess... Oh, like, it doesn't even have to contain those other letters. Just guess another thing that has a bunch of letters that you haven't... I mean...
Starting point is 00:51:19 Chocolate? Chocolates? Oh, no, chocolate works. But there's two Cs in that, and you already know that there's C's. Is that the word you want to guess? We also know there's no E's, so this is actually a bad guess. I think it's not hit enter here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:33 It's a perfectly nine letter word. Let's try and use up some of these letters. We need S-H-P-Y. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just try and, yeah, guess out some other nine letter words. This is suddenly becoming a bad segment Sort of fun for us to play but bad to listen to Well, there's a joke with this one. So
Starting point is 00:51:56 How many letters do we have nine? Oh, how many do you have five? It's the joke that this is still someone we have six letters six correct letters Francine oh, yeah, you're you forgot you you have F you and I Is the joke that this is still someone? No, we have six letters, six correct letters. Francie. Oh yeah, you forgot. You, you have F-U-N-I-C-O. Funic, funiculars? I know, I'm like Funico. Yeah, funic-poun, funicular.
Starting point is 00:52:20 Yeah, funicular. I mean, that's already, we know there's no A, we know there's no R, we know there's no- Just fucking hit enter, it'll give us some new clues. No, because there. I mean, that's already, we know there's no A, we know there's no R, we know there's no A. Just fucking hit enter, it'll give us some new clues. There's letters you already know you have, and then there's E, R, and A. You can't think of a fucking word with its nine letters and an S and P in it. It's a wasted guess. Do you want me to waste your guess? Because I think you guys might actually get this one.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Or at least I thought. Do you think we're gonna get this one? Just guess another nine letter word. That's hard. I did chocolate. You didn't want to put it in. Fungiular. No. But we have six. We have six of the letters. We just need to use three of the unused
Starting point is 00:52:56 letters. Okay. To come up with a word. P.H. of telephones. Telephones. Telephone. Great. Oh, that was awesome. That was a nothing burger. Jesus Christ, that game was zero.
Starting point is 00:53:14 No P, no T. That's all you got from that one, huh? Or no H. No H. Yes, no H. Another nine-letter word with a bunch of shits that you haven't guessed Not the not including by the way letters You already know you have and then you get one solid guess at the end
Starting point is 00:53:32 We know there's a U you're not really bringing in the U at all We know there's an F you barely talk about it. It doesn't start with an F. We know C and I Are the penultimate penultimate penultimate spaces? Chicken the pen the penultimate penultimate penultimate spaces chicken pen pen penultimate I know I genuinely Those chickens guess be musing Never I can't come up with one word that has an F in it. That's long. Bimusing's what about Send it the musings. Yeah Ci us like Vinicius or so. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah see us
Starting point is 00:54:22 That would work cuz we do have a you. Yeah See I us what's the word that ends with C-I-U-S? Ignatius. It also has an F in it. Yeah. Ignatius is with a T. I thought you guys were cut out for this guy. You know, the F is really what's throwing me. Telephone.
Starting point is 00:54:38 It would be something F-O and then she is. Yeah. Confucius. Oh my God. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yes! I'm so glad you're here today. I love these games. I play Scrabble a lot.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I really thought you guys might kind of scrutinize why I would want to have a threesome with Confucius. No, I get it. Really? Yeah. I forgot that was part of the premise of this. Well, because Confucius say wherever you go, go with all your heart or rather go with both your loins. I don't think you said the last part. And then there's one last one.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Why? Third-all? Third-all? I feel like Confucius was the perfect way to end up. He said the last part. And then there's one last one. Why? Third-all? Third-all? I feel like Confucius was the perfect way to end it. Yeah, we just went shorter again. That's funny. Let's try Drain!
Starting point is 00:55:38 AI and I are in there and AI are in everything these days. Sinead. Yeah, yeah. No way, no way. No, there's no S. Or N. What about, nevermind. No, let's say it. There's no wrong answers.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I mean, there are a bunch of wrong answers. There's only one right answer. Just in terms of guesses They David there's no D Chubby two B's yes guess. Or not to be. Yeah. OK. OK, you got to see. You got to see. All right. A C I.
Starting point is 00:56:32 You see, I'm all in this. We could talk about yeah speaking also sometimes can make you think the words because you hear them and you realize oh that's six letters acid what's that acid no oh I guess acidic No Acidic I don't think it I don't think it's the third in the third old, but We're trying the I twice and the C twice. Yeah, this will help us sort of for Letters I just if you want acid. That's what the only thing I see Do you want it? Yeah, sure Whoa fruitful Do you want it acidic? Sure. Oh, they're artful. Whoa. Fruitful. That was huge.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Youthful. So the C is there. Oh, very good. Okay, so it's A blank, I blank, I. Is it at? A blank, I, C, I. Oh yeah. Who?
Starting point is 00:57:40 Avicii. Avicii? R-I-P. A-V-I-C-I. I. Two I's? Twoicii. Avicii? R.I.P. A.V.I.C.I. I. Two I's? Two I's. The two I's have it.
Starting point is 00:57:50 Yeah, we got it. It's in the bag. I took a pill and a B the show of Ichi I was there. I get along with Wirtle and I like to have thirdles and his names of Ichi. I heard Mike Posner on the way here. Yeah, who cares? That's something to make conversation. Well now you are when it's coming freely because we're not playing fertile It's not impressive to me to walk across the country. I said it was really fruitful. Yeah It was risky, but the risk
Starting point is 00:58:25 You guys Guys we had another segment, but I'm gonna have to push it to next week because we've been going for an hour straight Plugs, what do we have going on? What do you want to point the people towards? Let's start with Ally, okay? You can't have this on the screen. I'm not trying can't have the movie date night on the screen Where the hell did the fucking remote go? That's not my fault. Right in front of us. That's true, that's true.
Starting point is 00:58:48 How is this a real movie? Date Night. Ali plugs. Okay, here's my plug. Chicken and I. Tearing up shit with glue, what is it? Gluing shit on paper. Chicken and I are starting, we've started a Twitch streaming career.
Starting point is 00:59:04 I'm trying to get it off the ground. And basically, do you, do you go on Twitch ever? Okay. Me neither, except for right now. So there's a whole community that does things that aren't video games. And so follow me on gluing shit on paper. I'm trying to become a Twitch affiliate. I need 50 followers in order to be affiliated.
Starting point is 00:59:21 And I'm at 37 as of today's recording. in order to be affiliated and I'm at 37 as of today's We can get 13 kidding me gluing shit on paper on twitch and then also gluing shit on paper Yep. Okay. Yep. You can have the s-word in a name. Yeah, they accepted it I wasn't sure if they would and then they did. You're not on it, but it's on you It's on your person. When you watch me stream. I've been doing it almost every single day since I've started, is me and Chicken cutting weird pictures with an X-Acto knife.
Starting point is 00:59:52 And then I go to the lodges. What? You were cutting up a rug. You were dancing until you had carpet on the paper. Yeah, you know me. Sometimes I'll stream and just dance. You never know what you'll get. Grace kept that up.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Yeah, it's cutting like weird pictures of Victorian children up close. Whoa. And then, so I'm going for like an ASMR thing. I have two cameras set up, which I'm very proud of. Wow. That's awesome. One of them's just my computer and then the other one's my iPhone
Starting point is 01:00:18 that I've secured to the mic arm using a giant scrunchie. Wow. And then that's like my closeup camera of my overhead shot of me cutting my pictures. Nice. Yeah. Do people like comment while you're doing it? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:31 Yeah. And you know what's crazy is some of them are not my parents so it means it's working. Outreach is happening. I just followed you just now. Oh my god. There you go. Follow Casey's footsteps. Amir.
Starting point is 01:00:44 The phones during the plugs. It just demonstrates a physical lack of respect And it is on phones off, please not only the table but turn them off Remember where I used to be flying you have to turn the shit fully off Yeah, why don't you treat that like why don't you treat this? Like it's a airplane in 2004 Karen and I would both be in custody. Why? They don't like us not in 2004, of course I will eschew my plugs to sort of shed more light on the more important plugs in the room. No, thank you
Starting point is 01:01:24 He didn't mean yours. No. Karin, Think Tank, anything else? Think Tank, yeah, podcast coming out. 40 Year Old Virgin, great movie. Would've plugged that. Doesn't need more people buying copies. If you haven't seen it, if you've heard of this movie,
Starting point is 01:01:40 40 Year Old Virgin, very good. Check out Date Night on the... Why? You said you were eschewing. You said you were eschewing. You said you were eschewing your plug. Now you're plugging Date Night? I shoe in. Throwing my shoes in.
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