The Headgum Podcast - 254: Feminist Cory (w/ Business Casual!)

Episode Date: May 9, 2025

Business Casual returns! Cory, Hunter, Jeremy, and Intern Andrew join Geoff, Marika, Allie, Anya, and Casey in studio G, to assess the Height of Dwights, discern which are the actual final words of famous authors, and answer Geoff’s endless questions!» FOLLOW Jeremy on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jeremyelderr/» FOLLOW Cory on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/corypeterlane/» FOLLOW Hunter on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/idealstepdad/» FOLLOW Andrew on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/eisenberg_comedy/» FOLLOW Geoff on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyjames/» FOLLOW Allie on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/gluingshitonpaper/» FOLLOW Marika on Letterboxd: https://www.letterboxd.com/marikaelon/» FOLLOW Casey on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/caseydonahue/» FOLLOW Anya on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/radiofreeanya/Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple PodcastsRate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on SpotifyJoin the Headgum DiscordSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Previously on the Headgum Podcast. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] This is a segment I like to call critiquing classical. You're yelling. You're not wearing your headphones. It's very loud. You really need your headphones for this one. Duh.

Before it continues, this is a segment I like to call Critique in Classical. I think something that, you know, they say when you're like, you know, writing a piece, right? Whether it's music, whether it's a script, to put people together, characters together that have instant tension you know like for instance there's nothing that like I don't know Peter MacArthur you know would say that I would agree with Oh, I can't hear the sounds. I forgot they're playing down the pushups. Wow. My hair position is GEO.

You just get to hear the murmuring of people outside. Oh, yeah. What was that? I'm done with the desk. I used to be behind the desk, and people weren't quite paying attention enough to the outline, to me, and to the direction the show wants to go in. So now I'm back as on-camera talent with y'all. And Anya and Casey, who are behind the desk,

can be the ones vying for everyone's attention. Oh, Anya and Casey, hey. Hey, good to see you guys. Great to see you guys. Anya and Casey, how are you guys? How are you guys? You guys are the best, it's great to see you. Vying for everyone I heard your movie got fully funded. Yeah, you're making a movie congrats there, buddy That's I was actually commanding the room and actually thank you Jeff hang on I was actually Commanding the room you're a man in the room. Let's go

Hang on. I was actually trying to demanding the room. You're a man in the room. Let's go The problem you sitting here is I've heard my neck to turn towards. Oh, that's the problem Yeah, see like on you and Casey. I'm like looking right To get the respect I deserve around here I don't know outline a great episode cuz I do that every fucking week. What's that have some dignity be like a better person We're all could stand up a little straighter. I try to with the posture. It's just hard because of the way that my sciatica kicks in. Your haunches are large. The whiplash from my two concussion.

Yeah, my birthing hits are hard. Hey, Marika's here. Yeah. Hey, Marika. Marika's visiting from New York. I still, no one ever kind of is like, oh, Jeff's here. No one's ever like, this is awesome. Oh, he came to his broadcast.

That's crazy. That's genuinely what I would like sometimes. Oh good, Jeff did his job. Not every week, but once a year. You don't do your job every week. No, I'm saying it'd be nice. And yet you want praise for not doing your job every week. I want praise like every third episode.

Oh, he made it. Who's job would it be to keep track of which episode you're supposed to receive praise on? I don't know. Maybe, who is this? That's Andrew. He's our intern on the Business Casual Show. Yeah, we have a podcast called the Business Casual Show. Jeffrey was a guest and that episode is out right now. So if you just want to tune out of this right now, you can just go and listen to to totally understand maybe watch this episode all the way through to see how funny they are Lives they got you know there's not as much free time

Yeah, there's no way that's how it goes no they just passed that that's 45 minutes each that's fine 45 to 60 minutes you have two hours in the next couple weeks If you hear sort of clamoring in the in the general background, that's actually the podcast council That's beetle mania for business casual Filling the parking lot it does sound like we're playing like ten hours of crowd So I don't freak the fuck out oh you fall asleep to that just to drown out the actual voices that's funny. That's so I don't freak the fuck out. Oh, you fall asleep to that just to drown out the actual voices That's screaming. Yeah, no, this is daytime noise screaming is what I fall asleep Yeah, here's Spotify wrapped was screaming. Yeah artists screaming by ah

We also have way too many people in the room Andrew yeah doing no No, he's... He's not on mic. No, don't bother him. No, don't worry about him. He's taking a bit of a... Yeah, am I allowed to talk to him? Is he allowed to say anything?

He's allowed to talk. Andrew, do you want to introduce yourself? Yeah, go ahead. Hi, I'm Andrew. I'm just going to be taking some notes just so that we know sort of how podcasts go. Okay. Great job, buddy. Thanks, dude.

It's bad that this is the podcast that you're taking those notes on. And I also think you should share those notes with Jeff Yeah Send them out to everybody are they like notes for how the show can be better Are you just writing down what's happening just sort of the minute? Yeah, what do you have? Yes, so so far I have onion Casey are behind desk You know what that's all I'll read for now We already know that even the audio listeners know okay And for just the overall posterity of the entire thing so we can all get better

We just want to get diligent records of what's going on why so this could live why does anyone take records of anything? I'm just over here like my boys just use posterity and diligent back-to-back and I'm like that are Multiple people by the way in the room not saying anything Casey's Are you live editing? I was like involved in the first bit on this episode Yeah, and he's no funniest thing so far. Thank you. I think and you said the funniest thing so far But what he said wasn't funny enough to you I think Andrew said the funniest thing so far. Thank you. Andrew said the funniest thing so far. Andrew had the best delivery. But what he said wasn't funny enough to you?

It was more about the delivery. Andrew and Casey look similar. Andrew could play young Casey. And that is your pilot, right? That's your same face. Young Casey. This is your son that you don't know you ever had. People say Casey looks like Paul F. Tompkins. so the three of you could look like a multi-generation.

I don't see that either. You could be related to Paul F. Tompkins. One thought, I can't even get one thought through. The fucking noise in the wall outside and the wall inside. Alright, here comes the first segment, it's called Jeff Thoughts, and here we go. Yeah, it's hard, isn't it? And you really talk off the dome. All you had to do was talk. It's called Jeff thoughts and here we go Three two one go Ali Khan also on the show she said nothing Yeah, working Ali's working you're doing other work, why are you guys even here? You asked us.

I asked you to be on the show, I didn't ask you to do work as if it was a study hall. This is a show. They didn't ask you to do work as if it was a study hall. That's like barely what I sound like. It's only kind of how I sound. Thoughts off the dome, more like thoughts gimme dome. Andrew, right that thumb, right that thumb. dome. More like Fox gimme dome. Bond of the week. We have to do it every single time. This week, my, my bond of the week is, is Hanson.

The band bond bond bond. The band bond Gadgets Shaking not stir. Yeah, that's really really Of course our co-worker Um, oh Joel robot Joel, yeah I don't know. That'd be cool. He seems like a very charming Who's I wouldn't say charming? I?

Think he puts a sour taste in your mouth charming robot man eventually realize. Oh, Joel's kind of cool. It takes you a while He's who's the who's the actor with the receding hairline? That's in that's the No, the sex robot in the robot movie a law Jude law he has a sort of Desex to Jude law robot my mic just got turned up so high Can I get more of that Marika in the booth? Jeff don't interrupt them they're working Let's pop Cory up to 100 Let's pop Cory up to 100

I just wanted to warn and that's me again and I just wanted to warn that it's like picking up more of the noise Anyone else have a bond of the week or are we going to keep letting this kind of devolve? I was like on Weathers of course Inverse cinnamon roll down the fucking turlet Are we gonna keep letting this kind of? Cinnamon roll down the fucking turlet I thought of one let's hear Benson bond like So what's this song mystical magic ice cream? What is it? Yeah? The magic ice cream is coming to shoot the bad guys

Handling guns Andrew do you have a bond of the week basically every week until the next James is cast we're lobbing up our pick is the next double-o mmm What about just like stock market bonds you think like treasuries? Yeah, like are gonna play. I'm taking a class right now and like... Andrew's in college by the way. Yeah, we were talking about those the other day. So I just...

What class are you taking? Yeah, well it's called United States National Security and Intelligence. And the premise of the class is basically like, we should be worried. You shouldn't We haven't really heard him talk that much We didn't know he could do that Sort of a spin on it. It's James Flan and it's a secret agent. That's like a chill I've done plan. I've done James Flan. You've done James Flan. done James Flan yeah all right well how about no it doesn't mean you can't do it I want to hear your reason

Jimmy Stewart as James Bond then I think I've also done that oh wow I got a oh I got a little cash in oh wow oh money penny oh wow oh I slipped on a banana. What about? What? What is it? What Jimmy Stewart? Is it James Bond that is slipping on a banana? Yeah, that's Jimmy Stewart spin. It was also kind of Sean Connery. Or like a little like, what do you mean? What I was just doing? It was similar to Connery. I don't know if you know this, he has been Bond. No, I know that. I'm saying it just didn't sound that different. You should know that if you're doing a bit about James Bond. You should probably know who's already played James Bond. This is not how I wanted the episode to go. Quinta Bond-son. Oh! Why is that? Because I actually feel like James has to be a white man. And speak on that. Sorry.

Jeff, floor is yours. I'm trying to appeal to the commenters. Jeff's thoughts in 3, 2, 1. You fucked it. I feel the same way politically as most of our listeners, I'm trying to I'm trying to appeal to the commenters Jeff's thoughts in three two one I fuck I feel the same way politically as most of our listeners Which is that to say that politics to them aren't a circle. It's a line and you can go further than the alt-right Andrew what do we got written down right there? Jeff colon raging racist

CORE, do you have a bond of the week? Of course I do. Can we hear it? Yeah, wait, are we supposed to share it? Yeah, that's the segment. You have one and then you say it. I was going to keep it to myself like lingerie. It was going to be myself. What do you mean by that?

Like you're wearing a little something but no one else is wearing it for you? I want somebody to eventually see it. No, sometimes you wear lingerie, ladies, sometimes you wear lingerie and it's a sexy little secret. Earlier today you said you get head from thoughts. Now you're appealing to the feminist amongst us. My man contains multitude. They're bad. They're both

too far. I'm sorry. Supporting a woman's right to wear lingerie for herself is bad. No, it's the appeal to it with the attitude of like ladies. I don't like it to peel it off Come on As you do that, there's like some energy that for Alley do you have a bond with one you are you to share it?

Yeah. Ooh. Wow. It's the Victoria from Victoria's Secret. Yes, no, it's, I actually have one. I was, my secret was, it's James Bondi Beach. Okay. And it's like, he's like, he's like an Australian sefer. And he's like, LR, LR money penny.

Cure. Yeah, cure. Cure. Give me one of your gadgets, please. Does he have like, highlights? Oh no, this gold lady's dead in my bed! Better get my ass done, Martin. Oh no, hey, odd job.

This big Asian guy's gonna throw something at me. Can you do that torture scene from Casino Royale where it's hitting him in the balls? Where he's like, DAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Anybody? We skipped two people over there. Why don't we go ahead? What do you know? Marika did it. I said Anya, Casey, Allie, the three people who haven't done it. Let's just fucking don't ever correct me by the way. Oh, I think Anya should be the bond of the week just for that. Put her in the star as star of the franchise. She should run the show. Jesus Christ.

Did I do that? I'm easily startled. Give her a pistol. Yeah. Well, maybe I'll be there too. And then... Anya can have Sky Bomb. You just have to ignore it.

Can we get your perfect, like, your best James Bond impression, shake and not stirred? Never seen the single one. I want a martini. Wait, say this again. I want a martini. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d I want a martini. I want a martini. I want a martini is just the name of a woman who seduces James Bond.

Martini is the name of a woman in Austin Power. If we don't get to ride this speed, we're going to be until 6 45 and we're gonna miss our reservation at Formosa Cafe. Not we, not we. Me. Andrew's coming for sure. I know. I was gonna say the same thing. Andrew, can you change your reservation from six people to seven because you're invited. It's eight people so it would have to be nine. I used to be get some dumplings. Andrew, can you change your reservation from six people to seven? Because you're invited. It's eight people, so it would have to be nine.

It's nine, ultimately. I used to be a host there. Yeah, Cory could- Did you? Yeah, yeah, I used to be a host at the Formosa Cafe. That's awesome. You brought us in. Yeah, because if you brought us, we could get you a discount.

You get 50% off. Well, we don't have to- Wait, still now? Today? Where are you? I'd love to hunter Cory and Andrew showed. Could Andrew do it? Do what?

Andrew could not get my- when I was a host at the the Formosa Cafe Andrew was in high school, so I don't Right You're actually in college? He's 20 years old. I thought you were like 25 just playing a character No, no, I'm 20. Some people are real. Andrew, show the people your small pen.

Oh, yeah, you want to see my small pen? Come on. Not really. Careful. Grace just put a black bar over whatever he's about to show us. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come bonds. Very bonds. Thank you.

Ali, did you do one? You said Anya. We have to move on. All right. And the podcast is over, right? Anya Bond. Anya Bond. Guys, this has never happened. You've never played the sound effect this many times in a row. Yeah. We have had Word of the Week every day. Sorry word of the day every week The word of that word of the toast every smells like The word of the day is ass pennies That didn't come up with a penny's fucking sibling. Jeff. You didn't come up with ass pennies. What are you talking about?

It's like an old UCB sketch. What does it mean? It's like a sketch that the UCB did but what is it? What do they think it means? They you they put pennies in their ass and then they distribute them throughout the world This is not everyone touched. I know that everyone has touched a penny that's been in my head. This is not that What is it Jeff? Ass pennies is a company's least primary office. So, to use it in a sentence... Is it AssPennies or is it AssPennies?

It's AssPennies. So like, Sprite's headquarters are in Atlanta, but their AssPennies are in Lubbock. Headquarters and AssPennies. And you know... And I hadn't even thought of it well ass pennies that's great news that's great news

it really works now actually before I thought it was just blowing smoke up your guys's ass pennies yeah exactly right like the headquarters, headgum's headquarters is here it's ass pennies are in like Pyle's basement, wherever he works.

Who's Pyle? And I, and V. He's the guy in the military that works here. Yeah, yeah, from Full Metal Jacket. He's the guy who like beat up all the people with, he got beaten up with bars of soap and then shot everybody with a Full Metal gun. Gomer Pyle, right, right, right.

He works for Headgum. It's crazy he survived that. That's a better joke than you've ever made. Yeah, yeah, he's a veteran. It's crazy he survived that whole thing getting beaten with soap You're not seeing full metal jacket kill him with the soap they don't kill Turn this TV on turn this TV on turn this TV on turn this TV on K dad G dot

That's what we should start calling you. Do you die? I don't think that would catch okay? Here's the then we just actually in real life have an eyelash on your eye Can I get it for you? You actually can't because I got zapped in the eye with a 400 degrees Celsius rod Yeah, and I'm not supposed to touch my eyes. You're doing it right now. Why? I can. I don't trust him to get it. That's fair. Why?

You do have a lash right here though if you want a free wish. Yeah, I got it. Why did you get a space rod on your eyeball? I have my boemian gland dysfunction, and so this is sort of a cosmetic procedure that has secondary effects, but the way I'm doing it is the inverse, where it has its primary effect is to heal my my boemian glands and bring them back from the almost dead Andrew took digital it notes More of this gland

Okay The other day, I don't know. Wait, did I already talk about this on our podcast? I was on set I was like a background person and they had a big case of coke in the in a cooler and One of them said dude on it and I turned to this woman that I hadn't said a word to on set the whole day and Didn't say word to her after I just turned to her and I held the coke that said dude And I said finally soda for boys And she said She looked at me and really was like, you're like, no, no, no, no, no.

And I was like, ugh. Speaking of, I saw this on my Instagram Explore page. This kind of made me think of you. Can you read this out loud for our audio listeners? That moment when everybody else is thanking God for that person they're cuddled next to, and you're thanking him for your handheld shower sprayer SMH LOL

Women who jerk off in the shower This is a post from December 20th 2013. That's correct. Yeah barely on it 193 weeks. Yes five likes And also it's Dictated turn up in the shower hashtag sad as hell Going to bed now hashtag all alone Hashtag single people problems hashtag hugging my pillow hashtag lmao Yeah, and hashtag the struggle, and I know there's zero comments on it so Anya just on Jeff's account if you can just pop a comment on this. I'm actually in full control I would never see that

Just struck a chord with me in terms of I wasn't even close to done talking to Cory actually Cory this made me think of you a lot Yeah, this actually made me think of you a lot. Yeah. This actually made me think of you a lot. Yeah, Loki, I do be jorking it and believing in God. Were you in the year 2013 as well or just now? I would say that. Oh, he was there. Did you just ask for a guess?

I was in my masturbation prime. Okay, and Andrew? That's also your Transformers character, right? Masturbation prime. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I dropped my hand. We do have to move on. That's also your Transformers character, right? Masturbation Prime. Like you have a hand. We do have to move on. Car transforms, then it's just only jacking off.

Was that just something nice that made you think of Cory? That just made me think of Cory. It reminds me of Cory too. The heavy iron flute was clamped around your neck, if you played a note that was out of tune. And your fingers would be locked in place by metal bars, making you look like you were playing it. Next, you would be forced to walk through the town while everyone watched.

Was this unreal fire? And as you did, they would mock you. They would even throw vegetables and rotting food as you passed. And this was all to punish you for being a bad musician. They should do that for improvisers and if they like, if they make a bad A to C, they have to go through town and they just have to keep repeating the bad A to C. See, this is what I was going to pitch for your guys' show because the conceit of your

guys' show is every week you each bring in one segment. There's a segment that the others don't know about. Basically, if you guys think segments with Jake and Amir is tolerable you'll love their show because it's the better version of segments. What a glowing endorsement. I think you guys should institute this as a rule where at the end of every episode you guys vote including Andrew he's actually the deciding voter yeah on whose segment was the worst and you do this and everyone else is pelted with guava with asparagus with guava Passion fruit dragon fruit

Marika You're gonna want to go ahead and pay attention to the episode okay? Snapping no phones is what I meant. Ali's on her computer. Ali's like barely on the episode. I don't know why we even gave her a mic. This is what happens when you put them behind the desk. I'm sorry, are you upset that women have the opportunity to speak and are choosing to empower themselves with other people's silence? Are you upset that I have a job? Yeah.

Oh, you'd rather than be what, barefoot pregnant? What? Barefoot and pregnant. You'd rather than be barefoot pregnant than have a job working on the job? No computer, just barefoot. No shoes, barefoot and pregnant you rather than be barefoot pregnant than have a job working on the job no computer Oh barefoot and pregnant yeah, yeah My calf tan no hairbrush More of a chance to speak in was my thinking if you guys got off the devices by the way on you Are just talking to the only people talking or us you kind of got pretty Jewish with it there

Is there on you? Jeffrey Loki Jewish with it this I think we should upgrade one more step and the person with the worst bit, we just get a full Iron Maiden and we just put him in it. What's that? That's the, I'm thinking of the Midsommar angel thing. What's an Iron Maiden? An Iron Maiden is the-

Like a band. It's a band that's really cool. Oh cool, thanks. No, it's the coffin that's standing up and it's full of spikes on the inside. Right. Why are we even here? If they're just gonna talk in circles.

It's Ouroboros of Nuffins. That's actually what the podcast is usually about. Wow, Ouroboros is a good word. Standing up and it's full of spikes on the inside right here Is a good word What did you say you said posterity and diligent big words? Oh? Is on par with those other two words yeah, also a word that I would venture you have no idea what the meaning of it Magnanimous means it's of or relating. I don't mean that you know the definition, I mean that you the man don't know what that word means. Like you don't represent it. Take a break, be right back. Take a break.

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Oh, you're trying to write one of the classics? I'm trying to go straight to Penguin Classics. Straight to classics Yeah, yes, like yeah like seventh graders required to read your book. Yeah. Well, I want it to be like AP lit Okay, not seventh graders. It's gonna be unbelievable. You know AP is lit. Yeah, honey meet me about newspapers Just the facts yeah, just the fact and then you editorialize it very conservatively yeah, yeah, that's my thing That's also me praising Aaron Paul and Breaking Bad Frank and Frank and Barry

Yes fan, so it's word-for-word the exact same book as Mary Shelley's Frankenstein But with an Anglican protagonist just so everyone feels more comfortable. Oh nothing to do with cereal monster cereal You just oh instead of Frankins I thought you were just kind of naming Monster cereal out of nowhere. No, it's not freaking Barry. It's Frankenberry. You are a wife See and what do you want us to do with that read it? All right, so just it's just the only the name change. It's a reprint of the original Frankenbury Frankenbury Frankenbury's monster. Yeah, it is my favorite book So I will have to give it a reread now that it's it's got a different lens on it

Welcome to the height of Dwight. Wait, was that the end of that game? It wasn't a game. That was just a pitch. You should watch that. I've been watching it. Nice.

This is the price of the sorry, it's the height of Dwight. You want to take that again? You want to? Yeah, let's just write this, and I'll trust that Grace will cut that out. This is... The height... Of Dwight! I was really hoping you were fuck it up again.

Uh, Price is Right rules... You cannot... Hey, Anya. What's up? Is it possible for my headphones to be turned down? Or is that not possible? And if you're gonna turn hers down for every decibel, you turn hers down, you have to kind of

equally distribute amongst the rest of us. Thank you, that's really helpful. Basically don't fuck your brother in a way. The decibels can't just go away. They have to go. They're like atoms. They can be created and destroyed. Energy, yeah, can only, yeah, exactly right.

We have the exact same level of education. Price is Right rules, height of Dwight's is the game. Just say how tall you think these famous Dwights are. Oh, yeah. If you go over, closest without going over wins. Here we go, Dwight D. Eisenhower. Without going over. Dwight D. Eisenhower. Dwight D. Eisenhower.

Six foot one. Five five. Okay. Five four. Five eight. No, five seven, final answer. I would say, sorry, everybody say your answer again five four six one five five five seven, okay? Anya Casey Andrew Ali five ten five ten five ten five eleven We say five eleven we say five eleven and I third of five eleven okay

Andrew is correct 511 okay, Andrew is Power is five foot ten inches tall like saying was all right Dwight Howard Six to six for no I think he's six six eleven revealing actually I'm Actually, I'm gonna go, no, I'll go six-eleven. Okay. Six-eleven seems so high. Six-ten, Andrew said six-ten.

I'm gonna go six-nine. Six-eight. Six-eight's taken, so I'll do six-seven. We'll do six-seven. Six, someone already said six-seven. Gonna go ahead and give it to Andrew! Dwight Howard is six feet tall, ten inches. Off the ground.

That's crazy. Are you just looking at the computer? No, that's right. No, by the way! You piece of shit! You're in school and you're actively cheating? You're trying to fuck us! We gave you everything! We brought you somewhere. We and you're actively cheating! You're trying to fuck us! We gave you everything! We- we- we- we brought you somewhere!

We dragged you off the street! The Christian Bale set, uh, screaming thing. I was thinking the Alan Baldwin thing. We saved you from that fish restaurant. You pig! I'm gonna fly over there! When I come to New York we're gonna talk about your behavior. I already said it was funny, you guys don't have to continue.

Oh my god Yes, and what is the next Dwight Dwight truth, and this is canonically so not the actor Rainn Wilson But the character Dwight true he famously did the did he crouched the whole show so he's a little bit shorter than Rainn Wilson I would say that's the wrong direction to take this six six six four six three okay five eleven Give us the answer six feet. I'm gonna go six feet but that's what we're going with. Cory and Andrew are correct! Yay! That's my boy!

Dwight Sheeran is 6 feet 2 inches tall. Um, Dwight Yocum. Songwriter? You know Dwight Yocum? I've gone to see him though many times. Are you going to see him at the Santa Barbara in July? I say 6'2". Are you going to see him at the Santa Barbara Bowl in July?

No, I would like to. Should we? Wait, why? You like guitars, Cadillacs? I fucking love Dwight Yoakam. Yeah, he's great. Great actor too. Oh, yeah. Yoakam.

Okay, well, the game isn't, do you like Dwight Yoakam? Oh, sorry, I wasn't. How tall is his ass? I bet it's 5'11". Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna say 5'9". 6'2". Okay. I'm just gonna get comfortable at 5'10". Got it. I'll go with a 100 on this one, 6'2". Okay. 6'2", Ally, what do we think?

Yeah, 6'2", sounds good. Yoakum is what I say to my pet egg when I want it to attack people. Yoakum! Pet egg? You got a pet egg? I want it to attack people Nothing happens You just get beaten up yeah, who's at 511 Anya and Cassie are correct Cuz I love you, okay, Should we listen to some? Thank you. He fucked me. Stop playing copyrighted music.

You fucked me. Andrew, you fucked me. All right, what about Dwight Gooden? Who is that? Who is that? He was a pitcher for the Mets. Six, two. All right.

Five, two. Six, one. Six, one. Five, two. You didn't compare with me. You didn't compare with Yoakam. Six, one. Six, one, six. Five, two. And coming up to the mound, you can't see him because he's obscured by the mound. He's teensy?

Yeah, I'm gonna say he's like two inches tall. Because he's been shrunk by his shrinking ray and and and then He has to play the tiniest game of baseball in the world to win back his height to be normal But along the way he gets very close to his tiny compatriots and realizes being so big isn't all it's cracked up to be You've reached your limit on talking Shut the fuck up Andrew what do you think? I'll pass on this one. Why?

Who the hell? Why? He's focused. Casey, who'd you say? 6'2". 6'2". Give it to Casey Ananya! He's 6'3". Wow. Oh, and I also said 6'2". What about Dwight Schultz? Character actor from the A-Team.

Both the reboot and the OG. I don't, uh played six foot two Michael if you guys aren't gonna take the game seriously, we're just gonna move on The theme song where it gets only Dwight Schultz was 6 1 Dwight you banks would have been 5 9 Dwight pry would have been 5 7 Dwight Thomas was 6 1 but Kate Corey had to go ahead and kind of spoil the game for everyone Thank you, Corey. Am I telling a beautiful story? Thank you, I thought it was funny it sounds like we're like You can I don't want anyone to like lose their freedom

To just like speak, you know Say the bits they want, interject, say the things that are gonna make everyone laugh, show off your stuff, obviously you brought your material. But there's a line and there are bumpers up and I feel like you guys are trying to put them down and bowl however the fuck you want. Okay, you're really saying we and you guys

and just kind of directing this all at me. So I can be quiet. I just wanted to let you know you've been killing it. Pass that on to Hunter and Andrew. Yeah, thanks. Hey, you've been killing it. Anya, Cas, you guys are great. China, sorry.

Cory, thanks so much for... What? Thanks so much for... What? I wasn't listening, sorry. Being here. Hey, yeah, thanks for having me. Welcome to...

Oh, please. Can we get fruit after this? Sorry. Being here. Hey, yeah, thanks for having me. Welcome to, oh please. Can we get fruit after this? Sometimes just hanging out with you feels like we all, just like our friend just died. Like we're all like having a good time despite the fact we just all got back from the funeral. We have a game we can play.

I guess for old time's sake. I guess we could play Height of Dwight. Who would you guys wanna be the next Bond? I don't know Welcome to famous authors in their last quotes their final. That's good. I like that. I'm gonna I'm gonna basically say I like a quote quotes from famous authors And you tell me whether this is true to history or whether I made it up today wait And this is are you saying these are their last words these are famous authors and their last words And you have tell me if it's true or no time before they died or the last thing they wrote the last thing on record

They're saying I don't know if it's right before they died or what but yeah ready My god further questions because I thought what do you need answered before you can get into the meat of the shit? meat of the shit What's the question if it's the last things they said before they died? They wrote each and every individual like some of them might be the last thing they said ever others might just be the last Shit let's get this meaty shit going shit meat Oscar wild are you ready? We love it I love it Oscar wild either the wallpaper goes or I do yes, I think that is true

Yeah, true It was true Correct it was true. That's divas Yeah, what's that was from just his death no like when he was dying it was like I don't know what exactly HG Wells okay go away. I'm alright We said unless you're gonna get so Hunter s Thompson relax this won't hurt. Oh, yeah, he said that yeah, yeah, true as sucks, um

Are you just trying to bum us out with this game Jack Kerouac? I should have spent less time driving false false false true true true He never said that let's go I should have spent less than driving Obviously think Jeff would make them it felt very in Jeff's wheelhouse to say that yeah Alexander Supertramp Bondi bond Bond. No!

It's the guy from Into the Wild. I wanted to eat that bush, mate. No! Yeah, Bond, I Bond, Into the Wild. I was into Super Champ. How about Jeffrey James? What would be my last words? Are you gonna kill me with a gun?

And I have the opportunity to say something awesome. The height of Dwight. You'd be like, what do you get when you mix a mentally ill loner with a... With the society that turns his back on him. You get what you deserve. I feel like Jeff would be one of the ones where his last words were, what are you going to do, stab me? That's really funny. It would be funny if Marike jokered you on like the host.

Let's see it. I know, yeah, what do you... You know the joker? It would be funny if Marieke jokered you on I know yeah, what do you know? Me talking to any woman ever you know the joke Have you seen it Picture of you showing was it the Joker you know it was Peter Griffin There's a picture of you showing, was it the Joker? No, it was Peter Griffin. You were, what? I don't know if I know, but there's a picture of Cory and us behind two women holding up a picture of Peter Griffin.

Explaining who Peter Griffin is, two women at a bar. To like some beautiful women, because it was Halloween and they were like, what are you dressed as? I was like, I'm dressed as Peter Griffin. And they went, who is that? I went, who's Peter Griffin? He was wearing a white shirt and green pants

They were like 14 yeah, they had fake IDs though and they were developed and did they Alright Eve Babbitt's, all that mattered Eve Babbitt's? Eve Babbitt's! Oh, oh wait Is that a quote or is that a person? That's an author Eve Babbitt's!

Alright, next one Next one? Wrong, I guess? Eve Babbitt's, all that mattered was the sex That's good. Wrong, I guess. Eve Babbitt's All That Mattered was the sex. I don't know who that is though. No, no, no. That's true. That sounds true. That sounds like Eve Babbitt's. True.

Allie? Not the Eve I know at the end. Allie's correct. That was wrong. China. China. Emily. China. China. Emily Dickinson. I must go in, the fog is rising. I do think that is true.

That's true. That's true. That's true. Sounds like Emily, I know. Yeah. Vladimir Nabokov. Nabokov. I thought it was Nabokov.

It was Nabokov. Nabokov. You're Russian, what do you say're Russian. What do you say? Neither. What do you say? What do you pronounce it? Vladimir? Yeah? I would guess you would say Nabokov. That's kind of what Hunter said. I could be wrong by the way. Okay ready? So far- My Russian friend Marie once definitely was just like it's Nabokov. Nabokov. Good listen to her bring her on the show I'm alright Okay, so far death feels like a slow cold embrace

Vodka is my only point of reference It's so funny when yeah yeah, right. When what? When it's just so, obviously Jeff wrote this. Edgar Allan Poe. Lord help my poor soul, but it's P-O-E-R. These are his last words he's said. The whole quote is poor soul, but not poor. It's like P-O-E-R.

And he platlines as he says it. A way to not spell any POER So did he say it or not? He did not! I think he did say it I think he said it Trick question, he did say that I'm just taking some liberties into saying that if he had written it down He would have made it a pun

A pun on what? Mark Twain! His name Poor soul? POER soul Mark Twain! His name. His name. What is it? Po-re-sol? Po-re-sol. P-O-E-R-E-O-L. Po-re-sol. Po-re-sol.

I guess I thought that even though you were saying correct or incorrect that all of these were written by you. No, I, no a lot of these aren't. No, you can tell that they're written by Dickinson. He couldn't have written that Dickinson. Yeah, they're kind of above his life. The fog is closing in. I'm like, I really was like, I don't know if Jeff has the propensity to write that.

Propensity. Propensity. That's really good. I didn't say anything! You started talking when I would have said something! I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything! I didn't say anything! I don't know if Jeff has the propensity to say anything. I didn't say anything! You started talking when I would have said something! There was no beat in the middle! This is a fucking nightmare!

Mark Twain! Name an award after me and trick people into thinking I was funny. You don't think Mark Twain was funny? No no no he's not funny like South not funny Doesn't do cutaways you know you didn't do cut away funny like chef chef is so chef is so fuck 20 Did he say that or not? John Steinbeck. Do you think I wrote about boring enough shit? Okay, Jeff hates books. I think that's the Jeff.

Yeah, it's true that I wrote it. He didn't say that. Yeah. Joan Didion. She's, oh she did just die. I was gonna be like, she's lying. He didn't say that Yeah Joan did Ian She's oh she did just I was Bury me at the Beverly Hills, and then it's like the thing when it's missing from a quote hotel. She meant the hotel It's a thing like when it's bracket bracket I will say that if that's a fake one that's a good move like the respect to the trick there But that does make me want to say true. I find it hard to believe that Joan did Ian would forget any words

So you think it's not right that one's not sure I wrote that one. I think Jeff wrote that one Herman has She was she had lunch there like every day and she doesn't mean I want to be buried a sweet green when I die buried a sweet green when I die Bury me where I got lunch every day I was thinking it's like when I die bury me inside that Gucci store. It's like when I die bury me inside that dig And bury me in the dig I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I think I'm sure he's felt that it's you wrote said Arthur's definitely thought it. Yeah, I understand Okay, why are you looking at me? Because I don't want them to make She was the one who could actually correct you about Nabokov and then maybe so you were and then she confirmed it confirmed

What you corrected me? Have you read said Arthur? He's a religious studies major. Yeah, why are you here? major. Why are you here? He's our intern. Can we check in on what you've been writing? Yeah, yeah. A couple things I wrote down recently. Mark Twain, no cutaways, not funny. He learns a lot from us. I've written down like four times, porius feminist with a question mark. I'm Jewish. Are you? Yes. Oh, I thought Irish. Lane. I'm a little bit Jewish and Irish. I'm a little bit Irish. I'm mostly Jewish. I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish. Then you? Yes. Oh, I thought Irish. Lane. I'm a little bit Jewish and Irish. I'm a little bit Irish. I'm mostly Jewish.

I'm Jewish. Then you can. Sorry. Keep going. Yeah. I just am like, does he have to take minutes? Yes. Yes.

This is how we get credit. Jeff, this isn't for you. This is for us and him. What are you going to do with the notes later? What are you going to do with any of this? We post this. Jeff, when we need to reference the podcast, we will go back to the minutes and see what has happened. Fine.

We give them to our editor. And then he sort of films like a recreation of the minutes. Yeah. He puts the minutes. From audio and video. Yeah. So don't worry, this is going to be a great, this is a great temp,

this is a good temp audio and temp video for us. We really appreciate it. This is scratch. Yeah. Yeah, it's a scratch. Hello. Reworking the outlet. Jeff, where'd you go?

Guys, when was the last time you held a knife in a way that could have been menacing? Don't don't. Recently. Are you going to keep talking? I don't. Yeah, I don't think. You know, probably recently. Oh, is that I thought you were forever going to do like a monologue? No, it felt like a monologue.

I said kind of recently. Yeah. Yeah. How did you do it? An overhand kind of hold. It was more like this and then like trying to make someone smile Like the Joker yeah That was in my grade Anyways is there is there a thing because I have a like a tangent. I kind of sounds like I could not We have a lot to get to okay

For the car you ever enjoyed that certain type of pain Yeah Keep going The I want you guys to answer. Yes. What? What are you talking about? Like, am I hair pulled or what? What emotion are you least comfortable with?

Um... Guilt. Why is that, you think? Because I don't like hurting people. Do you think any one demographic matters more or less than others? Why or why not? Andrew's nodding his head. He means women.

Ali? Oh, I'll pass. Do you think recycling goes to where they say it does? No. No. It's a... It all goes the same place. It's feverish. Definitively.

Is it ever okay to brush your teeth? Yes. Always. It's okay. Twice a day. Twice a day. Yeah. It's awesome twice a day.

Yeah. What's the best wrong stance on DEI? The best trumps. The best wrong stance? Wrong stance. Hand foot. Oh, because everyone that's not me is an alien. And we need to...

Like an alien from outer space discussed as human being And so I'm trying to get rid of everybody That's good. That's good. That's like wow that's really wrong, but okay Everyone should suffer at the level of the suffering is to person Okay, wrong I disagree with that. It's the best wrong mm-hmm should we call depression boycotting happy No, no, no Jason Derulo, Jason Mraz. Yes, Jason Isaac's no kill kill kill

Go kill Jason Derulo kill Jason Mraz kill kill Jason Razz Kill Jason I'd probably kill Jason. Yeah if you could change wait no sorry yeah kill Jason Derulo, that's what I would have said kill Jason Razz killed killed Isaac that does feel yeah, yeah Yeah, better you could change either way you're killing Jason Derulo. Yeah, that's yeah at that point You probably got killed Jason Razz and then you might as well go third step and kill Jason Isaacs

If you could change your name to Michael Jordache, would you know? No Yes, Casey. No, you would keep Casey Donahue. Yeah Great really good solid name Last time a dessert blew your world open? Your parents really bet early on boy Casey. Cause like, I bet when you were a kid, it was maybe a little bit tough, but adult man Casey.

Casey at the Bat. Casey at the Bat. I don't know about that. Baseball family. It's an old column about baseball. Did you guys hear the blowing your mind thing? No, go ahead. About a desert?

Yeah, when's the last time a dessert blew your world open that cobbler in Austin actually from Cooper's barbecue was really good I had a tiramisu a Capri Club Maybe a month ago was really good. I'd like a date fig cake At Bokkari and silver like really good. I got a gluten-free cake at Trader Joe's We like fondness Bokkari and silver like really good. I got a gluten-free cake at Trader Joe's Okay, straight manning your own bit Yeah, we're not embarrassed I had a I had a I had a creme brulee that would drive you wild I Really want to none of us sounded like that. I

Want to try those you know the the influencers that eat that it's the chocolate. The Dubai chocolate. No. Anything else you want to say on my behalf? Have you ever had a hilltop conversation? Yeah. Yeah. Aren't you religious?

No. No. No. Spiritual. Yeah, I'd say that. Should parenting be illegal? Yes. What?

No, I think we need more of it actually. I'll keep that. Lord of the Flies country. What kind of architecture defines America? Brutalism. No. No. It's art deco.

Oh yeah, you're right Okay, if we had an American King, that's what they would Yeah Patriot, I guess we're gonna find out what it is. You're saying that the White House is art deco No, I don't think that's American style though. I'm saying like our cities would be all art deco the way Paris is all like What's the guy's name? I forget his architect. No. The little cakes.

Should there be a Macron comes up to the bed? He's making sweet love to his coach. Um, Jeremy, can you go ahead and pinch it? This one for me. I'm gonna pinch it? Yeah. Should there be zoos of different kinds of humans? And that one was highlighted. No. Thank you.

No. No. No. No. No. No. And you know why that you wanted you to read that one just for? Deniability, but yeah, we bought a zoo takes on a whole different meaning. What sauce is good for depression?

Honey mustard, it's a thousand island honey mustard is a good answer. So long sauce. That's funny. So loft a oly It's like an egg yolk the sauce it needs in them, you know oh, I would think actually like the slight like slang Yeah, sauce like whiskey. Oh, yeah, I'm like I'm on the sauce the sauce. Do you think of yourself as an especially good lover? Yes sure Yes, yes sure and then can we have one of the three of you ask in Andrew Andrew have you ever had sex? You can't ask him Andrew do you want to be an internet head dumb shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, I think it's yet to come. Our best is out of this. I'm gonna say like 2004 really yeah Okay, that decade was tough for actually yeah a lot of good like like genre defining things across all mediums with some of the craziest Yeah, yeah, yeah the year of the sex comedy exactly our sedans for losers no no yes

Yeah, get it get a fucking hatchback like you know I have a coupe. Thank you very much a hatchback and SUV a truck You know there's no reason to have a sedan. I drove a 1999 Saturn L-series sit in if blinks right now Yeah, oh yeah, it's only got 93,000 miles on it. You can't be mad that we're like talking with each other That's like what I'm not bad. I'm looking at you to know when you're done with anger I don't rise that car still runs I look forward with anger I don't look back with it I look forward to being angry I'm gonna get all red and loud the way that Jeffrey's eyes are placed he can see all of his legs at the same time so that's how you know he's not a predator. What? Yeah, Geoffrey's eyes are at the...

They're on the side of your head. The exact sides of your head. For the audio listener, Geoffrey's eyes are at the side of his head like a... And I have horse blinders on. Or a bird. If blinking hurt really bad, would you still do it all the time? No. Only if it didn't hurt, if it hurt less bad than... No, it hurts the same

to keep them open. What's worse? It hurts the same to keep them open, then I would kill myself. Then I would blink, I guess painfully, yeah. But if it was the same as... Does it hurt if my eyes are closed? Or just the act of blinking? It's searing pain if your eyes are closed. Is this everybody or is this like a condition I've been diagnosed with? Everyone has this. Nothing but pain. We'd figure something else out then. Keeping your eyes open is uncomfortable, is as uncomfortable as it would be right now. So life is pain. Winking is worse.

My life's already pain. Life is suffering, yeah. Does it still hurt when I pee? Does that go away? I think you have some sort of HPV, yeah. No, no, no. I don't have HPV. I've got Dolby. I've got HPVs at most.

If you hosted a barbecue this weekend, this is just for business casual, who of the Headgum staff other than Jeff would you invite? If not Anya, why? If not Casey, yeah, I get it. Here's the thing. I think that if I was doing it this weekend, this would be the prime time to be like, Oh, my God, you guys should come to my barbecue. So true. I don't have a barbecue.

And I may not have thought to invite Anya and Casey. But if it was this weekend, I would be like, Oh, my God, that would be so fun. Yeah. And we'd probably be like, Oh, totally. We'll be there. And then we probably wouldn't go. Yeah. Yeah. And I wouldn't be offended either. I'd be like, oh my god, that would be so fun. Yeah, and we'd probably be like, oh totally We'll be there and then we probably wouldn't go. Yeah I wouldn't be offended either The active you saying like oh, I'd love to be there would be it would be enough to fill my heart. Yeah Isn't jerky just meat cheese? No Because meat cheese starts as a liquid with that as milk. Okay. Well, I guess

Meat starts as a liquid with that as milk okay well I guess meat starts as a liquid too because the animal milk yeah you're right what you're thinking spum spum spum yeah you were thinking spum why were you thinking of spum what's liquid liquid animals before they become it's spams their spams just what they're just come why are they some of them are my thing are you mixing mix and come into one word are you mix what are you doing in there my mom with coming there it's too

dangerous boy don't do it you're gonna blow your fingers off Just like I'm really hoping everyone outside can hear this is the first draft of poor things Frankenberry guys is good food a sin no no Catholic right that though did you vote for Bernie Sanders yeah yeah ever tried caviar yes you didn't vote for Bernie like's. I voted for Bernie because I believe in a world where everyone can try caviar. Whatever. Every time that I've had caviar,

Jeffrey, I would say that more than half the times I've had caviar in my life have been with me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

If I died young, would I be revered or forgotten? It's too late for you to die young. Next question. Is it better to have loved and lost than to have loved a lot and kept all of it? No, no, no. Wait, run that back. No, no, it's not, I suppose. I would like to love and keep all of it. I understand loving and losing, that's just life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I said no. I agree with them. I would like to love a lot and keep it all. That's not even a question. Ali?

Next? Yeah, I'll keep it. Do you wanna love it all and keep it all or do you wanna double it and give it to the next person? Oh! So what do you do for work? I would double it. Yeah, that's nice.

But then that's how you get all the love too. Yeah. Sorry. Would you rather live in an economy based on favors or receive universal basic income? Universal basic Even take a flat $2,000 right now. I was thinking like the entire world there is no market capitalism It's all favors based. Oh, so you're asking if you think it's libertarianism. Do you think that?

So what, if the guy at the store doesn't like my vibe, you won't give me milk? No, it's just like you just certified, these two guys just won't give me milk? You won't give me milk? I think that this, I think that the... Your question. That was really good.

That's another question, which is, do you believe that people are inherently good? Because if people were inherently good, then a favor system could work. I do. Yeah. Because market capitalism, I think, is based on the idea that everyone's out for themselves, but I think we're taught that. Yeah. But if like-

Because kids are nice to each other. If the whole system is based on favors, and it's like, okay, I owe this guy a favor, and he's like, hey, I'm calling in that favor. I'm like, I'm going out of town next week. And he's like, well, this is- He needs I'm like I'm going out of town next week, and he's like well. This is he needs the milk This is how our economy works, but then I think about the favor exchange rate like whoa Yeah, I do you a big favor. I drive you to LAX Well, you owe me three favors if I drive you to Burbank you owe me one

Did you do a favor to get that plane ticket? Exactly right exactly right Universal basic income I think is a better system What's the favor you have to do to go to college to pay tuition? How do you take a favor out on loan? And get a favor loan? Don't ask me, ask the architect. You're just remaking capitalism from scrap.

Yeah. People don't need... How many favor credits does that cost? Oh no, I can favor debt. Yeah, we should take tallies of favors. But we'll have like a resource of the favors. We can call it something like, I don't know, Fort Knox. And we'll put it in there. And based on that, we'll have like resource of the favors we can call it some like Fort Knox and put it in there based on that it will type of the greatest favor of all gold have are you proud of your loins yeah yeah Casey yeah, Andrew Proud enough

That's the extent of the room I can ask What what do you mean you asked me? I asked the room and then I only asked Casey and I can't I? Why can't you he can't press the question? Yeah, and ask women yeah, this is actually This is a tactful move on Jeff's part. Yeah, yeah. Is that in his notes? Don't ask the women. Don't ask the women. It's a highlight. Andrew, that should be in your notes if you want to put that down. Tell the story of the rudest you've ever been to a service worker, Cory.

It says Cory. I'm very rarely rude to the service industry. I know it's rare, I'm just saying tell the story. Because there's one. Even if what it is is not rude What was your rudest? Yeah, exactly right? Um Tipping too much. Yeah, I was so rude that I do with all this money. Um, I mean I Well, okay one time I this guy I used to work at the 1933 restaurant group and I would get half off at all of their

Establishments, I don't work there anymore. But every time that I go into one of the 1933 restaurant group and I would get half off at all of their establishments. I don't work there anymore, but every time that I go into one of the establishments, I'll mention that, oh, I used to work at the Formosa and they'll give me half off even if I don't work there anymore. But I'll sometimes, if I'm really hard up, will tip them based off of the discounted amount, not the original. Ooh. What about like a customer service worker? Surely you've been like on hold and-

Oh yeah, one time I- Well, I'm sorry, you said people and I guess I didn't really think of them as people. One time I was on an airplane and we hit turbulence and then the tray table opened up and hit me in the penis and then I called customer service I was like this is unacceptable and they gave me a $200 it's amazing well because your penis was out sir put your penis away and I was like it's pretty crazy could have hit the thing if

he even if it was upright they're like sir no What if alcohol made you scared instead of buzzed? It does. It does do that to a lot of people. It does, yeah. Alright, alright. I'm scared when I'm not drinking. Oh man. Jesus. Where would-

Don't worry, I'm drunk now. I'm good. I'm good. Where would you live if culture and cost of living were all equal? Based solely on natural slash architectural beauty and the systems of that place. It's a really good question. That is a really good question. They've all been maybe maybe Budapest Hungary. Why fuck you.

It's beautiful. Yeah. It's next to literally said, I said with the systems in place, Hungary is like an authoritarian state You said that just based off of the question. Yeah, say your question again, because maybe it's not a good question Where would you live if politics were all that mattered to you? No Budapest would be awesome Your first kiss there Wow name still say that. On a Jewish trip. Your first kiss there? Wow. Name?

You got a kiss by the... Nevermind. There's a Holocaust memorial. Go for it and edit it for me. It was like a Jewish funded trip so that we could go to all the concentration camps. You went on birthright but for people who were starving. Anya, can I ask you something?

Everyone can go to Hungary. Was the kiss at one of the field trips? Like at the location? Did you have your first kiss at a concentration camp? No, but it was bad. I thought that's what you were saying. But the vibe was bad. This is probably the most interesting question, open-ended, actually interesting question.

Anybody else have any questions? Yeah, it was a solid question, Jeff, and you kind of undercut it. I really want to know what it originally was Yeah, yeah, can you read it verbatim? Where would you live if culture and cost of living were all equal based solely on natural slash architectural beauty and the systems that are in Place there. What does that mean the systems like oh, so wait like you like infrastructure like Public transit. Yeah, exactly. I was getting around to other places etc Walkability. Your friends are all there too.

You can do what you do here, there. Yeah. Savannah? Ooh. No, don't go there. I really would advise against Savannah. It's really pretty. Yeah. You can go to Pinky's. We have pinks here. Pinky's?

The bar. Pinky Masters. Howie? I don't know, maybe New York? Yeah, I just moved to Manhattan, I think. Yeah. That's true, I mean, I do like living in the city. I don't like, like when I spend too much time

in like an open rural country area, I really start to lose my mind. And cost of living is obviously the big. That's the big one. Wait a minute, yeah. Maybe in Manhattan, actually. So where in Manhattan? In this scenario, I have money or money doesn't matter. This favors. Living is obviously the big Money or money doesn't matter this favor. It's a favors economy slash UBI. I live in like

Tribeca I was like it is right back up you would live in the oh of the Odeon In the sign what if instead of UBI yeah Chip in your brain that makes you watch 2BI all the time. Casey, where would you live? Tribeca. In the D. I think we're all gonna get aloft in Tribeca. Yeah, I guess I didn't think about New York. Like New Girl style.

You're in Budapest. I'll see you guys sometime. I was just like, whoa, wait, why would I... Take my dad's house when he kicks it. Oh, a full house. When he... Kicks the can, she said. Moves to try not to be with you.

Jeremy, you're being awfully quiet for how good of a question it is. I'm just, I'm really tossing it up. I... He's tossing it up. He's trying to figure out if you could do time travel, because if he would, he would go with Berlin 1930. 1933, right when it got good

Yeah, I was like hold on no that would be like the American now right before it's all but it's no politics It's the infrastructure you'd be in on the floor. Actually the trains always ran on time It's everything I twist everything you said only and it's a compilation. We said it's not politics, it's just the translation of the infrastructure. Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew. I don't know. Probably like, whatever you're ready.

Yeah, I don't know, maybe Chicago. Maybe. Andrew, where are you from? Well, Chicago? In the bean, okay, well we're in Pennsylvania should I be growing up in Pennsylvania What's that outside of Harrisburg the capital which is a outside of nothing. It's sort of in the middle of nowhere. Got it I will say if you worked at headgun, we encourage you to dream big would you shut the fuck up? You really can't poach him he's all they have But just do not poach our boy

That's like the one thing that they're really afraid of That's like a pressure point to them where they're not laughing about it. Is Andrew a object of that so many times? Will you shut the fuck up? I think we should cut it together with all the other times Cory's talked about talking to women and it goes important. Cory's feminist mick hoops, mick tapes. I am a feminist, I was raised by women, two beautiful women. Marika?

I was just going to ask, is Andrew business casuals intern or like all things comedy's intern? Business casuals. We intern for the business casual show. Gotcha. I think I would want to live in San Francisco. I just want to say, you know, Jeff, you keep questioning how important my notes are, but if we want to see if Corey's a feminist or not, I can give you some of his biggest hits. Oh, can we leave this back?

Let's run back to the tapes. Let's end with that. We only have a couple more questions. That'll be right before we end the podcast. Cool. Thank you so much, because there's going to be more stuff. More opportunities for Corey to say something more. Oh, I see, yeah.

Invent a new holiday now vampire day that party like damn which one of us was bullied the most in you don't need to question it's pretty obvious it happens October 3rd, and you just like a vampire Okay, yeah, it's like a Thanksgiving is almost like Christmas But it's yeah, you don't want to dress up in a cape and like wool in the spring or the summer you still want it To be like all we would be fine So similar weather wise doctor must be getting cheap quality cape. I love where that king rolls around You can put on your light cape. Yeah

Perfect you only need a light cape Well, I read the Orson Welles fashion review My Pinterest boards just full of Orson Welles right before he died What if there was picture day? Like in school? Yeah, and like as an adult, like now actually everyone gets your picture day. There's picture day, no one gets a nice picture of themselves. That's cute.

I mean it. I think that's actually pretty sweet. I really believe that happens now in like Amsterdam or like Sweden, like somewhere where like the government allows their citizens to be like funded and happy. Allie? I was so caught up in the moment, I forgot what you were asking. The government allows their citizens to be like funded and happy. Allie? I was so caught up in the moment. I forgot what you were asking. Invent a new holiday now.

Oh, OK. Sort of like, uh, that a non birthday party. Meaning you people, it's like people like tell you why they're happy you. Will one day? You're not around I'm really gonna have more lunch like an unbirthday party You're so like the Mad Hatter and more ways that had her head go. Yeah America, what do you got header? Oh, I said based on some that Cory said earlier

I think spring roll day could be pretty cool. It's that like spring rolls in I think spring roll day could be pretty cool. Spring roll? And it's got spring rolls in. And it just got me thinking. What I wanted it to be. Oh wait, did they bring spring rolls in for that meeting out there? I don't think so. They tried, but half of them were like, this is a little too ethnic for me.

Yeah. But you wouldn't guess which half. I have one. We could do national favor day and kind of test drive your new economy. The economy shuts down and everyone just does favors. Yeah, I don't even well people are in like buy nothing groups That's like they're in a buy nothing group. Yeah, you buy nothing group. I love my buy nothing group mine shit Casey and then to holiday now Our traffic yeah, maybe

Ali's You're just in cardboard. You are traffic. Yeah, maybe. Casey? Perhaps. I like Ali's not birthday. We all liked Ali's, but you've got to come up with your own. But my interpretation of it is it's birthday for everybody. So everyone goes to work, and it's like, happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday.

And happy birthday to you. And then it's like, rumpback. What a bummer if your birthday was on happy birthday Maybe you should say something different. Yeah, doesn't every horse have the same birthday isn't that like No, I'm born on the same day. Yeah, it's Yeah, it's horses. Do you remember that day? That day was crazy. It was really loud. People can look this up at home, but there's a real fact of some kind that horses all have the same birth documents.

I think it's for like racing horses and stuff. I would say Rama Daniel. So basically from sun up to sun down, if your name's Daniel you can't eat So it's a roll-on exclusively for Dan. Okay, it's right I mean if you live in like Iceland you're fucked you're starving You can have like a snack for 30 minutes But I just think it'd be kind of nice to be like if you're friends with someone named Dan You just know that they're starving One day to like use that power over them or I mean you're not creating in this well I'm just trying to get in the head of a manipulator, so I'm trying

Dan could be a lot of names right yeah, so is it just Daniels or is it Dan Dan Danica Daniel? Danny boy Danny Boyle Daniel Danny Boyle can't eat no no he cannot For what about a baby what a baby they can't eat yeah, don't name your baby Dan. Well. I guess I don't know about this Do you yeah? They don't know that kind of the secondary goal of it is for people to not be yeah because because it can't get in the way Observing your religion can't get in the way of your health and safety It's like yeah

You was dying and there was only pork in front of them or a Muslim person if they could survive by eating the pork They would and you know what? They got you're like supposed to like make up for it later I'm great like you should have come are like any instance that they're just kind of talking like this cut that out This is true right Andrew religious studies like you can yeah, yeah And bear okay here we go embarrass the person to your left if you're sitting to Jeff's right pass on this one for $100 cash I'm to your right, so if you don't say something rude to me. I'll give you $100 done Well, let's see I'm saying like we have to wait

Until the next question is asked, I guess, and you get $100 cash. Yeah, yeah, cash. I guess... You'd have to embarrass Andrew. Oh. Jesus Christ. And you're not paid? Go ahead. Not yet. I think that we intend on a future where we could do some sort of revenue split. I guess... I guess your handwriting's fine

Don't go easy on him. Yeah, I Met Andrew on Friday. Okay, you know thing best on his physical appearance or vibe that you got from You've been sexually active longer than him or something about that. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. What did you lose?

And go. How many pregnancy scares have you had? Andrew, don't. Andrew, don't, no! Don't play with them on this. Are you? I'm happy to. The answer's zero, but also, that's just a weird way to embarrass somebody.

Yeah, a little peek into the mind. Let's move on. Let's move on. You're kind of flexing that you don't know how to use condoms. No, they just don't work on my seed. What? My spum, really. Spum card. I thought spum got a callback. So now does Andrew embarrassed Jeremy no I think Jeffrey would like to move on Jeff are you are you okay are you guys on any medication if yes which loratadine in the is that anxiety no that's for

Um... Smell of cheese? Yeah. Thanks, though! Does self- Yeah! Are you on the shit? It's say your medication, I'm gonna guess what I think it is! Yeah, I'm taking imodal or adenine for sure,

sertraline, psychoapensiprine... Does self-medication count? You're on a bunch of cream? Oh! I'm... in theory, kind of. In theory, I'm supposed to be cream. What else are you on? What else are you popping every day? Each and every day.

Um... doing a saline rinse, So that's like salt and baking soda What are you rinsing my nose? Does that help with your allergies? No, but the intent is to yeah exactly, right? I Have some type magnesium glycinate Yeah, NAC NAC love that be 12 D3

And the baby that's that's Kratom right K2 Is that it Yeah, and so Ali on any medication care to share. Oh, yeah, what are you on? Prozac Low oxy teen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, are you on spirit elect? Yeah, is that like a lack? About it and I said I'm gonna do it. Okay, what is this? What does that help us what does that help with the is it connection. What does that help with? What does that help with? Is it a lactate?

It's like you get to have milk then? Oh yeah, I do take lactate sometimes. Allie? Oh, it's for skin. Got it. Cool. Nice. Anya, what kind of pills are you popping?

Recreational or otherwise? All supplements. No prescriptions. Okay. Supplements? Yeah. Which ones? A multi-zinc, a D, sometimes I take an oil of oregano, sometimes...

Don't write that down, Andrew. Saffron, are you on this Dr. Amon kick? I don't know who that is. Casey, what do you got? Also just supplements, mostly like probiotics and prebiotics. Acromencia, what do you take? I can't remember what it says on the file. I'll take an acromencia.

I'll take a D3K2. I like a lion's mane for my kind of degenerating brain health. Yeah. And sometimes I'll take a propranolol. Oh, yeah, for high stress situations. For auditionsitions for live performance It sounded like you were trying to know I don't give a shit about this I'm really curious about perp and all for like

Performing it really helps. What are you saying perp and all it sounds like you're trying to fake say the name of the drug We're just like yeah They took all the names you like the medicine's goofy now. Ali, how's Spiro? Should every American household have an iractor? That's OK. The iractor. No.

The iractor, the tractor. OK, I'm with you. I'm in with these iractors. What is that, huh? What's an iractor? Tell everyone what an iractor is. Basically, it's a tractor that you ride when you're irate and it vibrates your glands until you calm down neighbor of the Afghan event right I

Forgot about that's a war plan idea you had yeah, and the what about the pack of in? plugs What do you guys have going on? What do you want to? Mean we've been going for like an hour Plugs what do you guys have going on? What do you want? Yeah, should we do plugs in that Andrew or let's do plugs in that Andrew I want that to be you can listen to the business casual show please it's on YouTube Spotify Apple podcast wherever you get your podcast We put out new episodes every Monday. Our last episode was with Jeffrey and He made us say awful things that I did not edit out. If you like the racial tint of Jeffrey himself,

then you'll like the episode. That's what my girlfriend likes about me. I mean, he'd see, oh, I'm sorry, Jeffrey is white. Yeah, if you're not watching this, don't Google him. Jeffrey James is the whitest man we have ever met in our lives Personality wise that probably loosened up degree That song by the way, I just want to give credit to this royalty-free artist is called alone with God three-hour prayer piano and meditation

Christian piano Was there music playing that whole time? Nice. Also, was there music playing that whole time? Oh yeah, you don't have headphones on. Oh wow, yeah. That's kinda soothing. I'll put it out on Friday so that people will... Okay, if you're listening to this, go and you wanna see our short film.

We are premiering a short film we shot in New York last year at Silver Lake Shorts in Los Angeles. That'll be tonight. That'll be tonight. Oh, I'll be there on Friday. Oh great. No, I'm gonna be in Las Vegas. Awesome. Oh no, we mean tonight, Friday.

The 9th. May 9th. I'm gonna be in Las Vegas. I'm so sorry. we mean tonight Friday the 9th may not I'm gonna be in Las Vegas What room I don't know you got my room number four days in advance Andrew do you have anything to plug just cuz they're not paying you any cash anyways, I'm not really Instagram plug your Instagram paying you any cash anyways? Not really. Instagram. Plug your Instagram. Eisenberg underscore comedy. Follow that. And he's got a new TikTok. I do. Same name I started a TikTok. Oh right. You're saying he has a new TikTok account. Yeah. Every time. Andrew created a new app. It's like TikTok. Yeah. So that's what I got going on. Every

last Friday of the month at the PAC theater. I'm also part of a Am I the asshole themed improv court show so Marika what he got follow me at Marie Galen on Letter boxed blue sky all those places Listen loose sky. Yeah Follow me on these two obscure platforms anywhere else I can use blue sky with blue chew for a second What is this thing now You're pointing to continue

Listen to some of our new podcasts Extraordinarians listen to Here to Make Friends, Bright Ideas, What If. It's a lot going on. Why are you shaking your head? Those are all garbage shows. The Head Gum Podcast. It makes us money.

That's true. Ali? You can follow me on Instagram at AliCon or on Twitch at Gluing Shit on Paper. Now I'm monetized so you can subscribe even. Yes! Let's go. And someone said somewhere that since you're Gluing shit on paper now monetized so you can subscribe even Since you're monetized now you can save your videos did you see that yes huge It's gonna happen is that crap is that a craft stream yeah, yeah, I do collage. Oh, that's cool. Thank you What do you got radio free Anya?

Gumball FM if you want to buy some ads on the head them podcast you could log on with a credit card Casey You go to Casey makes movies calm Casey? Go to casemakesmovies.com. It'll take you to the Kickstarter, which is done. But you can still. You still give it money? You can still give it money.

We're gonna do an online screening. Give this man money. So look, the money still goes to the movie. What would you do with the extra money? Explosion. Another day of shooting would be nice. DVD commentary? DVD commentary? DVD commentary?

And you can do the DVD commentary on the Kickstarter if you go to caseymakeswoobies.com and that's one of the few things you can do for free. At Jeffrey James on Instagram, at I am Jeffrey James on TikTok. Anybody can comment on a fucking DVD. Anybody can comment on a DVD guys. You're such an unpleasant guy. You know what? Forget all the plugs.

Only gluing shit on paper on Twitch. I'll take care of that. Yes. Nice. And then Andrew, let's get this tally of whether or not Corey is a feminist. I already know the answer. Alright.

So the first thing you said was, as we remember, thoughts off the dome, more like thoughts give me dome. That's one point for feminists. Then you were doing something about James Bond and you said something that was like feminist adjacent so I gave you a point towards feminism for that. But then somebody said something about appeal and you said I'd like to peel that off. So yeah, there was the whole only women can wear lingerie, not men. Right, right, right. That's not anti-feminist. That was transphobic.

It's anti-intersectional feminism. So, really losing for now. Alright. Then we got to that Instagram post, and Cory confessed that he jorks it and believes in God. That's just neutral. Yeah, that was just, felt like that was important. And then, there was some other stuff. Oh yeah, I'll just, while I'm finding the page,

while Anya was talking, he went on his phone. Obsessed. Andrew obssessed with you. He's vying for a job. I know, it's kind of like internship or full-time job, Andrew. Oh my god! Oh yeah, and then he's a socialist because he voted for Bernie Sanders, but he hates the working class because he doesn't tip good. That's nothing to do with feminism!

I also just want to point out that as the show has gone on, he sort of man-spread his way into Ally's face. Oh my god. Speaking of, whilst women were talking about the medications they're on, Corey interrupted them. Because I don't think there's anything to fix, ladies. So you deprive them of their care and medication. I think you're perfect the way God paid you. That was pretty good. I'll give him one for this one. I guess one of the... well, I'll do this one first. Flavor again.

Cory doesn't care about the Holocaust. To quote him, never mind. That was... you can find it. We were talking about Holocaust memorials and he said nevermind. Rough one. And then last but not least Cory, I'll just do the quote and sort of do it the way he said it. Would you shut the fuck up? No! Six against two four!

I'm gonna do the drum roll one last time and Andrew you just give us your call of whether or not ultimately Cory's a feminist or not. Here we go Not a feminist I'm gonna be headlining Cap City Comedy in Austin, Texas You can catch me at the mothership in Texas you can catch me at the mothership any when I I'll say this when I knew better I did better Wow is that what does that mean what I don't know Would you guys fucking leave me alone? Hahahaha Music That was a Hidgum Original Hey I'm Tony Hale That was a Hidgum Original. and probably will never do. We talked to people who have broken records on slacklines suspended by hot air balloons. Yep.

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