The Headgum Podcast - 73: Fourth Video Episode (w/ Justin Linville!)

Episode Date: October 22, 2021

Comedian Justin Linville joins Jake, Marika, and Geoff for the fourth VIDEO episode of the podcast and to discuss passion, Fred Willard dead ringers, and the Las Vegas lifestyle!  Come to Th...e Headgum Podcast Live in NYC on October 22 or the High & Mighty Power Hour featuring Doughboys and more! Tickets at headgum.com/live. Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. You guys like smart food? Do you ever fuck with smart food? The popcorn. I'm serious. I know. I just make my own popcorn. You make your own popcorn?
Starting point is 00:00:19 Yeah. Absolutely, Marika. Sacks. Getting things started. Full steam ahead.uesday morn we've got justin linville on the horn clap clap clap thank you new york-based comedian everyone that i know knows you and loves you justin so i had to have you on the show. Thank you. Known for This Country, known for What We Do in the Shadows, known for Improv Galore, and did I
Starting point is 00:01:31 mention Crashing? No, you didn't mention Crashing, and not everybody does mention Crashing, so thank you. You were in that. I was in that. Background, but still. That was not background. He had lines for sure. That was a speaking role in Crashing. I also called Welcome to Flatch but still. That was not background. You had lines for sure.
Starting point is 00:01:47 That was a speaking role impression. I also called Welcome to Flatch this country, which was the working title of it, wasn't it? It was the working title, but for some reason they changed it for reasons beyond my knowledge. I still call it this country because my friend worked in casting on it, and she calls it this country still. I like this country more but hey that's just me all right that's just me wow that's just breaking that's just me you should just have your finger over that sound effect the delayed bomb drop right be as quick with the bomb as you are with that one. The problem is there's a delay on the bomb drop.
Starting point is 00:02:32 So when I click it, it already has like two beats and then it drops. Do you upload these sounds yourselves? Yeah. Yeah, I could. I could. I could. It does have quite an effect, though. I like it because it's like it's a two part sort of effect, which is like mouth agape. Wait one second. And then the bomb drop.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Yeah. And then with this is never before is Marika Brownlee on the sacks and Jake Hurwitz on the facts. Good, yeah. I posted to my Instagram story, John Villa on the facts, and everybody was like, I always thought it was facts, F-A-X. I did as well. Yeah, and it is definitely the way I said it, but always thought it was facts. F-A-X. I did as well. Yeah. And it is definitely the way I said it, but it's always been facts. To you?
Starting point is 00:03:10 Wow. That's interesting. Major key alert. Domestic travel is just as important as international. I'm in New York for the week. We're doing this live show on Friday. And I've had unbelievable experiences thus far. And this one's going to be another one.
Starting point is 00:03:27 This recording? Yes. Giving yourself the applause. Low. Justin, how are you? What have you been up to recently? What are you excited about in life? What are you passionate for?
Starting point is 00:03:43 These are a lot of big questions yeah recently I don't know I just sort of just been like uh uh what I had a birthday party a small birthday party watched the Muppet movie um that was fun happy birthday thank you so much thank you it was an early birthday party so it's actually my birthday is next week wow so happy birthday thank you i appreciate it um but yeah what else i've been into i don't know this is sort of i wish i knew that the question was coming because i would have prepared a beautiful very different questions what have you been up to and what are you passionate for it's it assumes that you've only been up to your passion this past week which i guess what am i passionate of passionate of heart passionate of mind yeah passionate of body and
Starting point is 00:04:36 soul um um it just sort of kind of fit what you were saying i feel like but do you load these in how how many cues do you have here he has too many and he's a little trigger happy with them now he's sharing yeah okay they're like apps that do this oh my god i'm getting a virus as we press these buttons it's also i can because of the cookies i just know exactly what your searches are i can i can the ads are so targeted to you veggie chips and pottery barn yeah etsy fashion Diffusing oils. No, but Justin, you're passionate of. Passionate of.
Starting point is 00:05:32 I'm trying to think of something I did in the past week. Passionate of body, mind, soul. Passionate. This might be something. You know, there's a Winnie the Pooh musical coming out on Broadway. They're really. I think it's off Broadway. Off Broadway.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Off Broadway. Off Broadway. Theater. Theater Row. broadway they were really i i think it's off broadway but yes off broadway theater theater row they were looking to cast a christopher robin and they're looking specifically for like 12 year olds and i remember i like i told my agent about this and i was like can i audition for this and he was like that might be fun and then uh he like went back and they're like no they're really looking for like a 12 year old and i was was like, can I can I still audition? Give me the sides. Give me the sides.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Let me do Christopher Robin, please. I love Winnie the Pooh. I do kind of want to see that. I know it's for children. I really do. But I just want to understand what's going on in there. All the good ones are for children. I really do. But I just want to understand what's going on in there. All the good ones are for children.
Starting point is 00:06:29 That's what all the stories are. It's Disney. It's Pixar. Those are the goats. They're all for children, but that's fine. Adults can enjoy them. I wept like a baby at Moana, and that's okay. That's normal. I wasn't going through other shit.
Starting point is 00:06:46 It was just the beauty of the story. I think that. I would have just given that applause. You're going to break your computer next time I see you. That's my new favorite sound. It's clear. It's so rude. Muppet movies also for kids. That's a good one that's for kids kids
Starting point is 00:07:08 and adults you know uh yeah all ages oh over the garden wall technically could be for kids but unbelievably i think it's a george saba and i think it's a perfect piece of media it's great fantastic yeah wait i've never i've never even heard of it what is it? can you not bring this sour to the show today? I think we need to get the energy out it was a curiosity, something you said was the best piece of media this is the section where you want us to wax
Starting point is 00:07:37 you want us to have discourse I didn't say we were just waxing I ask a question about something the audience might be asking that question they might be curious and i'm getting fucking harangued by the russian national it's a cartoon um it's like spooky it's an hour long it's on hbo you should watch it it's good it's it's very halloweeny it's it's there's good music yeah I'm the highway man. Kind of like Adventureland adjacent feeling in terms of tone. Or Adventure Time adjacent.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Yeah, sorry. Not the movie Adventureland. I was interested in writing this story. How could a cartoon about Halloween on HBO be adjacent to Adventureland? But I was there for it. That was the first time I was kind of convinced to actually watch it. I was being polite. Also, my computer background is the treehouse from Adventure Time,
Starting point is 00:08:31 so that's sad for me. That is not sad for you. Not sad for you. None of this being hard on yourself stuff, okay? Yeah, you mentioned that. That's the major key alert of the day. That's something you can be passionate about, actually. I asked Justin if he had any questions about the show or if he had listened to it.
Starting point is 00:08:53 And he's like, I listened to the last few video episodes. And today, none of this being hard on yourself stuff. I'm not ever hard on myself. I'm the first person to really pat myself on the back for doing a good job here it's all this these co-workers of mine that spew poison at me for effort
Starting point is 00:09:13 sure yeah you're right I'm having the podcast thing where you're being on a podcast where you listen to and you kind of know some dynamics of the you know I'm having the podcast thing where you're or being on a podcast where you listen to and you kind of know some dynamics of the host and you know I'm sort of just laughing at
Starting point is 00:09:30 everybody god damn it was that a mistake do you like click the wrong button or do you just like it feels almost like the applause is just your cancel it out like you started something you didn't want it you're like hit the applause it'll be over don't make that claw at him okay can i also i want to describe this the can you
Starting point is 00:09:50 share screen again because i i think the audio listeners might want to know what exactly you're looking at yeah the video listeners this is going to be on youtube right yeah yes okay i have these um i have these buttons and then like they correspond to different sounds and uh sorry it's a series it's a series of what's why won't you die what oh you want to know why won't you die you know any breaking news, et cetera. Now I kind of have to say something. Kyrie Irving still refusing the vaccine has come out yesterday, I think,
Starting point is 00:10:33 saying that he won't even consider getting it this season. We should play that NBA draft one again. That one, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's a good intro and outro to like a piece of a piece of gossip you know yeah nba gossip let's eat ass yell oh i will eat your ass all right also spoilers for i assume the later part of the episodes. Jeff has four tabs open that say microwave sound. All right, that's enough.
Starting point is 00:11:08 And that is absolutely enough. Oh, no. I forget that you can see all of that. So this brings us to the wax portion of the afternoon. I thought we were already waxing. What were we doing? We were waxing, but now it's the official wax. Now it's the
Starting point is 00:11:28 official wax. Now we just kind of get into anything that we're thinking of. That was the pre-wax. Now we're into the wax. Yes, exactly right. A much nicer explanation. Justin, we don't really know each other at all. We were Twitter mutuals, but I knew of you. I know Holmes.
Starting point is 00:11:44 I know Taylor Ortega. They all sing your praises uh jake's wife knows of you everybody i know knows you my wife knows of you can you can you fucking believe that jake's jake's wife actually knows of you and knows what you're passionate of. Is that how it was phrased? Nice. Yeah. Oh, my God. So loud.
Starting point is 00:12:16 I was making fun of you, so you interrupted me with the soundboard, right? Yes. I didn't like what you were saying. Can I ask, is the phrasing, Jake, I don't know your wife, but is the phrasing, I know of this person, is that a Jeffrey James editorializing or is that how she talks? I think it's because my wife works in the TV and film industry. So him saying that is like saying that you are a credible performer. That's what I think it is. Is that correct, Jeff?
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yes, it was actually, that's that's what i think it is is that correct jeff yes i it was actually that's correct but it's also that just it feels i feel like i kept circling justin and so this is kind of us finally uh you know ships passing the night obviously and then finally like we docked and now we get to go to all the pirate bars and you know hire a wench and be drunken on rum and be merry so you ever been like pirate bars to just actually being pirates yes yes and we'll bury our booty for lynn bill nice Linville. Nice. Oh, fuck me. This is just a comment, but my brother's name is Jeremy Linville. Like Jeremy Lin, the basketball player. It's like a city named after Jeremy Lin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:38 Exactly. Okay. All right. This is a fun fact. That would have been good. Yeah, that would have been the time. Nothing from Marika for the better part of five minutes, right? I'm the only one that actually knows Justin.
Starting point is 00:14:00 So I was letting everyone else. For five years. So letting everyone else get their stories out of the way do you have a story to tell i here i do have a good story about justin i remember one time you flew to texas i'm sorry we do have to i'm so sorry. 15 minutes in before Justin checked his phone. That's pretty good. That means the episode's going well. Welcome to Bond of the Week.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Oh my god. How are we still doing this? I said every week until the next bond is cast wait a second he said until the next bond comes out wait was that the wax that was the wax you cut it off mid-wax
Starting point is 00:15:17 you cut it off mid-wax see I'm antagonized for not speaking and then when I try to speak I'm cut off well 15 minutes we have a lot to get to today yeah so who are you guys' bonds of the week
Starting point is 00:15:34 let me pull up my list again I'm supposed to guess who the next bond is gonna be I guess just who your pick would be this week it's Robert Pattinson for me, dog. Yeah. All day. That's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Pretty good? It's actually perfect. Did you see Tenet? He's back. He's better than ever. Tenet. Tenet. I loved Tenet. I thought it was incredible. I didn't understand a fucking second of it. It's vibes only. Tenet's vibes only. No one any movie so you might as well just give yourself over to not getting it at all and it's it's a beautiful film and Pattinson could absolutely be Bond
Starting point is 00:16:17 because he's still smoldering and he's got that swagger he's got that charm. He's the man. He's British to boot. It's game over for you. You don't have another bond. Maybe. For me. Maybe. When you guys said Dev Patel, you were on to something. Because I dug that one. That was solid.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's yours, Jeff? It's hard because like now somebody mentioned me on Twitter saying that Pierce Brosnan's Irish so that you know they could be Irish I don't think that we can have an American bond but let's go Andrew Scott
Starting point is 00:16:55 hot priest from Fleabag are you serious no fine then Maria Doyle Kennedy was he who yeah let's go
Starting point is 00:17:11 Colin O'Donoghue you're not even thinking anymore you're just on is that the Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time that is he's pretty handsome yeah yeah yeah i watched that show justin um i would like to see a richard kind um
Starting point is 00:17:40 james bond movie oh my god isn't he dead no what are you dead no I thought he was dead I think I conflated it with that other Fred whatever his last name is Jesus Richard Kind yeah I thought he was gone all wrong he has to be British I thought this guy was dead as well he has to be British
Starting point is 00:18:02 he's like been in things so recently also I don't i don't think we can leave it on fred what's his last name the name's fred willard fred willard i'm sorry i also saw somebody on the street in echo park last week who god was a dead ringer for fred willard and i was like no way no way he faked his own death and is walking to Honey High to get a fucking acai I think you should tell people
Starting point is 00:18:34 I saw Willard you should tell people that you did see him and that he did fake his own death at Honey High specifically wait what is Honey High? Honey High? It's like a trendy cafe in Echo Park. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Yeah. They have good coffee. That's kind of it. They sell like drinks with mushrooms in them. Like. Not the drug. Not the drug. Chaga.
Starting point is 00:18:59 The ones. Yeah. Chaga. Okay. Chaga. Okay. I didn't get my bond of the week. Yeah. No, we we're not done so far it's been awesome so i just was congratulating us on that um i'm gonna go really well okay you can piggyback on if you heard the best bond today
Starting point is 00:19:22 you can second her to second yours. I mean, yeah, I don't think she's going to second Richard Kind, right? Maybe. Who knows? Who knows? It's time for a kinder Bond. A different kind of Bond. Okay. That's so stupid
Starting point is 00:19:48 it's just him on the cover with this face exactly exactly pick the one next to it with the sweater the sweater picture see to me that's good no time to
Starting point is 00:20:06 die it's the same title no that one's just time to die okay um i don't know let Let's go with, for my choice of Bond, I think I will say, okay, this is... Jesus Christ. I'm going to go Rafe Spall. Who? Rafe Spall? Can we get a picture? Give me aall can we get a second give me a second
Starting point is 00:20:47 how many letters okay r-a-f-e no okay immediate no yeah i don't know he's no way ball he's too he's too blonde to be bond he's too pale he's oh my god like some of these
Starting point is 00:21:04 photos are just non-starters marika but like the first two i mean he's wearing like a great tux in the first image the first two wears on the tux yeah but daniel craig at any angle looks absolutely divine made of stone made of absolute gold what about bringing Brosnan back I would be down to bring back Pierce because Pierce pierced my
Starting point is 00:21:35 heart and veil and he's on a veil for Bond that's that industry talk Justin you know what I'm talking about because you book man you book what I'm talking about because you book man you book what did you call it what did you say
Starting point is 00:21:48 being on avails yeah yeah you're right yeah yes I love it I was looking at Rafe Small I was looking at Rafe Small and he might be a good Bond who knows I stand by my choice.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I don't think Bond doesn't have to be good at his job. So he could be a little incompetent Bond. I think it'd be fun. Yeah, it's not fun. Bond has to be fucking smooth. He has to be a smooth operator. Yeah. I want a blustering sort of foolish Bond.
Starting point is 00:22:23 That's kind of my thing. I want Richard Kind to just be late to things. Yeah. Oh, God, I'm sorry, sorry. Briefcase? What are you doing? You can't bring a briefcase. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:37 No, I'm sorry about that. That's pretty good, Richard Kind. Thank you. All right, we do have to take a break, but we will be right back after a word from these sponsors i hated that yeah it's like a german thing yeah no i truly fear the audio from on my end for this one's gonna be unusable because i'm hearing an echo yeah i can almost hear it i hear it a little bit in the zoom so it's gonna be bad i should have gone in that closet behind you it's not a walk-in
Starting point is 00:23:18 it's a talk-in all you need to do is talk into the clothes of the closet. He's searching. Really? I've been muted by the host. This is absurd. For a talk-in? No applause for that. Not for that.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Now I got an alert that says the host would like you to unmute but i could stay muted i have the control so long i'll do it welcome to justin linville just in sinville let's talk about it uh justin if you went to vegas slash the last time you went to vegas that's the next time you go to vegas what are you doing what are you getting up to man everything there stays there so your options are thereby opened to possibilities of joy
Starting point is 00:24:29 um I've been thinking about this a lot because I don't understand anything he just said you said I've been thinking about this a lot I think I'm translating Jeff into
Starting point is 00:24:44 what would you do in Las Vegas I'm thinking about this a lot. I think I'm translating Jeff into, what would you do in Las Vegas? That's a good start. And the answer is, I've been getting into, so I'll preface this by saying I've been taking a singing class. Whoa. For that Christopher Robin part. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Which is why I was like, I want to do Christopher Robin. And then they were like, you are not 12 but i can sing but can sing or i'm trying to sing um uh but i started i was working on the song donka shane by wayne newton um and i don't know if you know anything about wayne newton but he is like he basically wrote and and performed the song don Donka Shane at 21 and is still in Las Vegas performing today. And he's like 80 years old. And I would love and also the crazy Wayne Newton thing is he is an Arabian horse breeder. So he has an estate where he has bred over 700 Arabian horses in the sort of lifetime of this estate. my god and for sale or to have near las vegas for sale near las vegas near las vegas so it's like hacks it's like hacks it is um and uh
Starting point is 00:25:55 also his estate is museum um so and a living museum so he's living in this estate and it's also a museum i think um utterly ridiculous sorry redonkulous sorry marika so i would fly into las vegas and then go visit um wayne newton's estate wherever it is it's called casa shenandoah damn casa shenandoah casa shenandoah it's crazy it relates to nothing and you just wanted to call it shenandoah so it's like blending spanish and native american languages right yes and he also there's some stuff where he sort of claims to have some ancestry that's not quite proven there's a lot in the wayne newton sort of wormhole that i've went down but uh that or cirque de soleil yeah well you have a whole weekend that's the level of debauchery i think i'm i'm up for these days that in the wolfgang puck buffet
Starting point is 00:26:55 yeah um cool the problem with that one is just that there's like yeah there's enough silent okay sure that's all i need unless you want to add anything justin no i'm great thank you you're an asshole we should say that jake was 10 minutes late and also texted us 40 minutes prior saying i have a hard out at 11 and now he's dancing like he doesn't have a hard out it's actually 10 45 that i have to get going is that are you kidding no yes i am is that uh micah's fleece or do you have the same one as him he has the same one as me and doesn't marty also have one. Yes, but not the exact same.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Micah got the literal exact same as me. I do think I have a photo of both of you wearing it. We'll often wear the same clothes because okay. You can keep talking over it. We can mix it. It doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:28:21 I know he can talk over it. You can't talk over that part, right? You encouraged us to keep talking. Finish the story about the quarter zips. I know he can talk over it, but You can't talk over that part, right? I know he can talk over it You encouraged us to keep talking Finish the story about the quarter zips Me? Justin had a story as well, it seemed Oh, Justin, what's up?
Starting point is 00:28:38 I was just saying that I know that Jake can talk over that But should he talk over that? Okay Well, that brings us to our next segment I know that Jake can talk over that, but should he talk over that? Okay. Well, that brings us to our next segment. Microwave? Or it's micro, babe. What are the rules?
Starting point is 00:29:00 The rules are thus. You always pause like you want us to fucking clap when we hear the name of a segment. Yes, that would be great. It's always met with stunned silence. I've never ever heard anyone be like, oh, tight. Yes. Clap, clap, clap. I think there's been one time in almost two years that Marika was like okay this is gonna be fun and i don't
Starting point is 00:29:26 remember which one it was but yeah i was excited yeah i love jeffrey i'm gonna play a sound and you have to attribute it to a microwave or someone explaining away their micro penis explaining away then it wouldn't be it's micro babe because that would explain away that would be confessing come explain away come explain away this pain i have a question yeah i i can't imagine uh any of this not being clear. I'm just curious. Explain away part. I don't know if you can necessarily explain it away rather than contextualize it, right?
Starting point is 00:30:18 You can sort of say like, hey, just so you know, I have a micropenis. I don't know. People are saying. Awful face. We'll play the game. But I'm just curious about explaining away. Well, we'll get into it. We'll get into it. Let's see. Okay. It gets bigger. I think I'm just a little nervous.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Oh my god. Explain away. That's also your voice. That's correct. That's correct. Again, this is for actual cash. Marika, you just won $100. It's correct. That's correct. Again, this is for actual cash. Marika, you just won $100. It's $100 for every right answer, $100 owed to me for every wrong answer.
Starting point is 00:30:54 And here's the next one. Excuse me. Sorry if this is a weird ask, but can you put some of these directs in like a magnum box so that it yeah no okay your place is echoey that was explaining away correct um all right Microwave That's absolutely correct I'm out $300 you guys are all up This is horrible to me But here we go Microwave
Starting point is 00:31:39 That was a trick question Breaking even That was a trick question breaking even that was a ford ranger what year that was like 2004 yeah but it was in horrible condition right yeah needs a new fan belt it is what it is it's not explaining it away that's confessing that you have a micropenis it's coming i'll give you that one it's your come to jesus moment yeah it's never gonna get bigger jake is in the lead with 200 by the way it's winner takes all so um here we go is that a microwave with like metal in it uh it's just really peaking microwave file back up to a hundred dollars here we go
Starting point is 00:32:34 oh it's so loud awful toful to hear. Microwave. Well, let's hear it out. That's correct, though. Marika is tied with Jake for $200. Why did you want to finish the sound clip? She got it. I have a pimple. And I know you guys are thinking about it. I can't see it. I have a stress pim. And I know you guys are thinking about it. I can't see it.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I have a stress pimple because of the show. Yeah, that's a bad time to get it. I know. But I got some cover up, Justin. Great. Here we go. Last one. I have a micro penis.
Starting point is 00:33:21 So if that's a deal breaker, all cards on the table and you're gone. Again, not explaining away. Owning it, yeah. Marika wins $300. This is beyond fucked. Also, I feel like I should have gotten a prize for guessing all of those hair dryers which was way harder yeah that was yeah but i didn't have money at that that didn't make
Starting point is 00:33:50 any sense that you gave it on a pile yeah can i also say none of those are necessarily the way you should if you have a micro penis i wouldn't necessarily explain it away in any of those ways i would maybe just sort of try to have a sort penis i wouldn't necessarily explain it away in any of those ways i would maybe just sort of try to have a sort of frank conversation with your partner about it versus saying if this is a deal breaker we're done i would be like well the thing is you're really big so my penis is actually normal i would convince them that they're a giant you gotta do some sort of wow this is hard because I only had a thousand I had a thou and
Starting point is 00:34:30 I'm in New York so obviously having to spend money right I received it thank you fuck me we have one more segment I just have to Fuck me. We have one more segment.
Starting point is 00:34:51 I just have to mentally get there. I'll say one second. Oh, such an infuriating sound. Because it gets louder and louder. OK, I didn't mean to press that. I'm sorry. All right. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:35:11 Last game. You guys ready? Yeah. E a sports. It's in the game. I ran out of intro music, so we're just going to use that. Welcome to two questions. Have you guys played 20 questions? Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is two questions have you guys played 20 questions yeah yeah well this is two questions so you get two to narrow it down okay all right marika you're up first i've i've got it i've got
Starting point is 00:35:35 something in mind it's gonna start asking is it food no is it an animal no it was dockers Justin you're up I've got it it's bigger than a bread box yes is it living it's I might have to give you that one it's haute couture
Starting point is 00:36:07 is that which is in a way life itself okay wait what is haute couture haute couture is like high fashion i think okay it's like whatever the opposite of off the rack is. Okay. And I got that, right? Yeah, I'll give you that one. I'll give you that one. It's bigger than a bread box and it's maybe living. What is haute couture if it's not alive and adapting for the times? Sorry, let's stick to the game.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Much like Daniel Radcliffe in the role of Bond what do you guys think it's fun that's fun i could i could see it to go from miracle workers to that is would be the best turn ever all right jake um is it sauce it's not is's a column jost oh it's not i wish that it had been it was algae what it was algae no kind of the ali g in the house combination of algae and Colin Jost early sauce and sauce and Colin Jost you get algae yeah um is it Sasha Baron Cohen
Starting point is 00:37:33 uh no is it smaller than a bread box it is but uh that's it that's your two questions um it was throat culture wait a second don't you get to guess yeah don't you get to do two questions and then guess throat couture
Starting point is 00:37:57 um i my heart out is now i think i'm just saying that because you want to get out yes you do get to guess i forgot about that yeah and throat couture is when you wear prada runway outfits to get strep b checked out here we go back to justin this one's a real tricky one okay um is it um
Starting point is 00:38:36 i'll go with bigger than a bread box it's almost more ethereal it's not you can't answer that way there's only two questions how the fucking guy's supposed to get these yeah exactly okay my second question is is it is it almost more ethereal or is it more ethereal like it's more ethereal it's more ethereal okay now your guess um uh is it speeding in a car i might have to give you that one what is it it was wretched ways of thought
Starting point is 00:39:21 wow that's yeah it yeah, it's close. It's close enough for two questions. I'll give you that one. Sure. And we'll wrap it up with Hurwitz. Is it bigger than a bread box? Ideally not. Can you eat it?
Starting point is 00:39:42 You can consume things. It's a micropenis. I'll give you that one it's a uti and you're starting it with you can consume things game over plugs wow Justin what do you have going on what do you want to point the people to the floor is yours go social media projects
Starting point is 00:40:16 flash etc sure yeah I'm at Justin and Linville on social media I'm on a show called welcome to flash. That's coming out. Uh, uh,
Starting point is 00:40:28 it looks like March, 2022. So it'll be a little while. And then, um, uh, I have a podcast called my and Justin's excellent week. She do every other week.
Starting point is 00:40:36 My friend, Maya Sharma. Hell yeah. Yeah. Um, so yeah, definitely. What's a good episode for people to listen to for the first time?
Starting point is 00:40:44 Um, we're coming out with new episodes, like starting next week on Planet Scum, which is a digital comedy network. So probably that first one, which will be on October 25th, 8 p.m. Hell yeah. So that'll be three days after this comes out. Three days. And I've decided that scarves are in.
Starting point is 00:41:01 I like this little thin scarf. So I just want to say scarves are back. Scarves are back. Scarves are back and just a little scarf you can tie it up if you want. Yeah. Yeah just sort of you can do it in that. That is pretty fire. Jeff's eyes just lit the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:41:18 No because now I have a new style option. Yes. Scarves and pocket squares and ascots. Ascots are crazy. As ascots are crazy ascots are bask gots they are mascots i won't do a plug yeah i won't do a plug yeah in fact i won't do your hard out is now get out of here yeah that makes sense all right cool bye everybody thanks so much um Marika plugs um well this comes out on the 22nd so if you're listening on the 22nd you should still come to HeadGum live on the 23rd see
Starting point is 00:41:53 Gabrus' power hour with the Doughboys and Adam Pally and Allison Leiby I don't know how to pronounce her last name but it'll be great I think it's Leiby right? I don't know we'll pronounce her last name, but it'll be great. I think it's Leiby, right? I don't know. We'll find out on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:42:08 So come to that. Follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Letterboxd, at Marie K. Lon. And you can follow me on Instagram, at Jeffrey James, on Twitter, at Jeff Boyardee. And yes, this comes out on Friday the 22nd.
Starting point is 00:42:25 So if you are in the tri-state area or anywhere within train or driving distance and want to come to the HeadGum Podcast live show, it is at 7 p.m. Gramercy Theater. Tickets still available at headgum.com slash live. But if not, we'll see you guys again next week. Justin, thanks so much for doing the show. Thanks for having me. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:42:44 We'll catch you on the flip. Diesel? Haven't done it in a while. Yeah, you haven't. That was a Hidgum Original.

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