The Headgum Podcast - 89: Power Hour for No Reason (w/ Jeff Rosenberg!)

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

Jeff Rosenberg (Twinnovation) joins Jake, Micah, Johnny, and Geoff for a power hour, for no reason. They discuss Geoff's amBEERsadorship, Rye celebrities, and Ralph Fiennes! Check out the newest Headgum podcast, Enemies with Liza Treyger!  Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. Let's set up like a profile for you for dating. Tell the listeners who you are. Do you like to work out? Are you funny? That's a good question. Are you funny? I'm sloth.

So I don't really... I'm lazy in that specific regard and then like the the jokes are just like canned sound bites that i play off of a website and then i like ride the coattails of people that are funnier than me like you guys uh and then edit it together so that i sound like i'm the reason why you guys are like hitting your marks do you do stand-up are you done stand-up no stand-up's too hard what about about improv? You seem like an improv guy. Yeah, I do improv. That was the most insulting thing

that's ever been said to Jeff on this show. How? You seem like an improv guy. I'll let that sink in, Jeff. I wasn't trying. No, I know, and that's what makes it worse. Got it. Is this live?

No. It feels that way that way though doesn't it there it is it's happening we're on in studio yeah in utero sure hellosing the ad revenue right off the bat. This episode's off the rails already, Johnny. Let's get it started, Michael. Let's get it started in here. We have to do 60 minutes, so let's start it right now and then explain what we're doing.

Okay. Can you... Where even is my shot glass? This is already not going well. We're doing a power hour. We're doing a power hour. Is there an hour shot glass over there? Yep.

I guess it's not that long of an explanation. I accidentally used two shot glasses. Right around the corner there. This is off to a great start. It's going so bad that we almost need to restart. I guess that's just par for the course. We've got Jeff Rosenberg on the show for the first time ever. You've never heard it before.

You just saw it on Showgrounds. You know, I saw some of the Gramercy show, but I snuck out to get a drink. This is perfect. And did not come back. Now you don't have to sneak out to get a drink. You're going to have 60 of them. You sneak out to get a drink. You sn going to have 60 of them. You sneak out to get a drink. You sneak out to go home.

You Irish exited. We're drinking, yeah, I think half of this is a shot. These are too big, we should also say. Yeah, these are large. Jake is doing whiskey. That's correct. Because you didn't want to handle the flu. But I'm not doing, so not 60 shots of whiskey.

Five. We're doing the equivalent. Six. The liquor equivalent. Okay, every 10 minutes, every 10 minutes. Every 10 minutes. Right. What did you think it was?

Every eight and a half minutes he would take a shot? Yeah. I'm fucking itching to drink this. Can we do it? In 10 seconds. Yeah. I'm starting the timer right now and then we'll get into the episode. Cheers, guys.

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I cannot do six shots of fucking hurdle. That was more than a shot, we should say. Was it? I think you did a double, yeah. These are not shot glasses, these are Dixie Cup size. It was the smallest I could get. On Tuesday. That's a Dixie cup.

Why are you British for that? On Tuesday. We should say that Jeff and Jake did a, you said it went a power half hour with breakfast, you said? Yes, on Tuesday. On Tuesday. I tweeted out, why doesn't Narragansett hire me as a brand ambassador?

And they fucking responded. They had the gall. And within two hours, I was an ambassador. An ambassador. An ambassador. An ambassador. But did you get this Narragansett for free? I get it comped.

No, you get schwagged. I get it reimbursed like fucking tax. Is that true? Wow. This is actually a lonesome experience to not take the shot with you guys every... I feel like you should be drinking a shot of something. You should do that.

The reason I can't do it is because my stomach can't handle it. I guess I could do water. You're also sore as hell from an insane ab workout. Yeah, and with Micah, so he's theoretically going through the same. Yeah, but I can burp, so it's different, I guess. But we are drinking Gansets that I will eventually have gotten for free.

Are they giving you money as well, out of curiosity? No, it's not a paid gig. It's a reimbursed gig, so you have to send receipts to them. Is Ambeer Siddur their term, or is that your term? It's my term, and it's on my terms that's pretty cool um but uh no my friend max was uh the narragansett beer ambassador brand ambassador uh they didn't have the term at the time and uh he's the one who told me that they should reimburse me so i haven't even confirmed it reimburse you that's really good but actually

why don't you leave the puns to the random beer sitter. How are you going to do anything? You don't have enough hands. The laptop's in your lap. It's on your fucking legs. You're holding a mic. She was trying to get us to do this in a better way. This is all we could kind of figure

out. And I already lost us the ad revenue because I had to get us started. Let's get it to it. I'm blocking. We're almost done with this. And I already lost us the ad revenue because I had to get us started and get us started Let's get it to it is We're almost done with this, so I think we're we're doing double shots of this shit Sorry, dear lord. It's already been five minutes. Let's okay kind of wax here for a spell. I am an ambassador We are drinking there again said hi neighbor. That's a great day for. Johnny, tell us about your sexual escapades as of late. All right.

Well, I got invited to a sex party. Yeah. It's tomorrow, right? No, next Friday. Okay. Did you get invited or did you kind of solicit an invitation? I kind of, a little bit of both. They invited me, but I had to apply.

They invited me to apply. They invited me to apply. They invited me to apply. Being invited sounds like way sexier than applying. Oh, no. I was down on my knees begging to get into the front door. What was the application process? Dick pic. 36, 24, 36.

What a winning hand. Johnny's a brick house. Dick measurements. Head, torso, and, 36. What a winning hand. Johnny's a brick house. Dick measurements. Head, torso, and then balls. They rate your attractiveness on a scale of 1 to 14, which is a very odd number. It's actually a very even number. Nice.

That's the kind of humor you can get when you're drinking liquor instead of beer. They just ask for your social media, basically, and what you're into. And what'd you say? Pussy. Hell yes. Or whatever. From a power hour. 500 words answer.

Don't need it. So where does this go down? Smells like Bushwick. I thought this was in Brooklyn it's actually in Soho thanks neighbor that's good I could take a full can. Is the thanks neighbor the motto, slogan of their game? It's a high neighbor, yeah. They have a lot of slogans, which is what I like about them. Their design is great. I mean, if you look at the box of the can. Takata doesn't

really need a slogan like that. They kind of sell themselves with the purity of the lightness of that sub North American beer. Incorrect. What is this episode? It's your fucking show!

It's my fucking show! We have stuff to get to. We've been settling in. I've already had like a beer. It's been seven minutes. Has it been seven minutes? Yeah. It's been seven minutes so far. It feels like time is going by fast now. I feel like at some point in the middle we're going to be like,

this is never going to end. Also, please avert your eyes from the screen. I would like to not know the time, too, because then we're counting, and then it's like counting sheep. Yeah, but I kind of need to know the time, because I need to take a shot on the tens. We can know the tens.

The fifteens, or did you decide? Let's do tens. We'll do tens. You're going to get wasted. Well, I'm going to do less than the first. That's a pretty big shot, is it? I think it's a full shot. We'll do 15. I don't know.

Major key alert. Don't try an entirely new style move on a day that it rains. I'm wearing all white, and it was pouring today. I thought that was pretty sharp, actually. Thank you. You look good. It looks good. I'm enjoying it, but every time I'm on all white and it was pouring today. Yeah, that was pretty sharp actually. They look good. It looks good I'm enjoying it. But it's every time I'm on the street. I'm like, I'm gonna ruin white pants Yeah, that's it. That is the problem with wearing white. Yeah, did we just miss one? I think a lot of time is one I would have done We missed one we definitely missed one I'm gonna take

I think we did miss one. I think we missed one. We definitely missed one. I'm going to take it. Cheers. I don't think we need to add to it if we don't hear the dong. I just can't get enough of that golden nectar. Gansit stuff. If you're a Takate ambassador, you should be taking an extra one, too.

What would you even call a Takate ambassador? There's nothing. It could still be an ambassador. No. Thank you. nothing it could still be an ambassador to caught no thank you what about like a comrade like to come to comrade Dre no forced why Trey

of the world unite you have nothing to lose but a bottle cap is that from their website? It was a play on the first couple sentences of the Communist Manifesto. I see. Of course. I have a couple subjects to wax about that's kind of singular to you guys as people. Okay.

We already established that I'm a Narragansett brand and beer sitter. people okay uh we already established that i'm a narragansett brandon beer sitter uh you know anybody go to narragansett.com uh see if you can locate beer sellers near you whether it's a bar whether it's god is that waxing or is that was that just a fucking plug uh just they're not paying you yet not paying me at all if anything you, you spend more than what they're paying you. I'm in the literal red. And you're operating on an assumption that they're going to reimburse you. You don't even know for sure. What I'm operating on is all cylinders, Johnny.

Fine. No, Jake, let's talk about your search for a watch. We were just talking about this. Yeah. You want to appear- I'm going to step out. I want to appear powerful and rich to others

you don't think that comes across with your plaid shirt sorry I guess I hope it does I hope it does but I was getting hot so I'm going to have to take this off but I am wearing a Buck Mason t-shirt so it's a little more expensive than your average do you think Buck will be at the sex party

I hope so Mr. Mason Buck again than your average. Do you think Buck will be at the sex party? I hope so. Mr. Mason. Buck, suck your dick. Again? That's that liquor. That's the liquor joke. No, but you're in the market for a

swatch. No, not a swatch. Not a swatch, but a Swiss watch nonetheless. Swiss, yeah, I'd like to be Swiss. German, British designed Swiss made Hans Wilsdorf's he's a Nazi sympathizer I believe

he is a Nazi sympathizer says who? Hans I am worried for the rest of the show I only outlined 45 minutes so we're not behind schedule you've outlined anything so far this has actually all gone to Jeff's plan

and to my head I didn't eat a lot today I had a chicken salad sandow from Frankl's that's huge though they do big sandwiches don't they that's true are you living over there now? What's that? Are you living in Greenpoint now?

I would rather not say it on live. You dox everyone. Yeah, I'm in Greenpoint. Greenpoint's a big neighborhood. Have you been to Twins Lounge? Yes, I did a bar crawl and you were out of town. Yeah, I also wouldn't have come. That's very good.

My podcast, Twinnovation, actually has a monthly residency there. At Twins Lounge? That's right. I also wouldn't have come that's very good my podcast Winnovation actually has a monthly residency there at Twins Lounge that's right really how do you ever

make it through without sweating what do you mean oh cause you go upstairs yeah yeah we've never been upstairs is it hot maybe maybe not

temperature wise or like the first time I went there all of the bartenders had their shirts off what really illegal Jake that's you I took one early I think cause we were Temperature-wise? The first time I went there, all of the bartenders had their shirts off. What? Really? Illegal.

Jake, that's you. I took one early, I think, because we were talking about watches. Nice. That's the Department of Health violation. Johnny, you were at the bar crawl. It was kind of in remembrance of Johnny. What do you mean? Did we talk about this already?

No, I don't think we did. Remembrance. So, I sent out a little Pixar, shout out pixart uh former sponsor i actually use their platform it's pretty cool uh i just made a little thing saying you know bar crawl it was called a night of joy did you go to night of joy no kind of get in there so for people who don't live in brooklyn there is a bar in brooklyn called night of joy i did a bar crawl in brooklyn called it night of joy but we didn't go to Night of Joy. Micah pointed that out. Yeah, Night of Joy is a great bar. I like that bar.

It does look abandoned when they're not open yet. Yeah, because it's under the BQE. Basically everything there looks like shit. Dude, do you know that bar called Nightshade? Have you passed by Nightshade? I think it's on the... There's a Nightshade in the Arts District. That's a lamp store, I believe.

Dude, I thought that it was like a defunct bar for the longest time and then years after living in this neighborhood i drove by at like two and it was just popping why are you driving like 2 a.m or 2 p.m i guess it wasn't i i had landed you're drunk driving yeah no no i it was i came back it was when i came back from la so it was late at night and it was like maybe one i think it was almost two. But to round out the bar crawl story, I was using Pixar, and one of the templates had an extra line of text. And I was like, I don't have anything to put here. The info is already here.

So I was like, let me just make it in honor of Johnny. And then it was going to be a night in honor of Jonathan Villa. And then I changed it to Remembrance, but I spelled it wrong. So then everybody was saying it was in Remembrance. And then at the third bar, Ramona, I gave everybody a chance to say a few words about Johnny. Was Johnny there? Well, he's there. I was there.

Oh, that's nice. You asked the DJ to stop playing music. How many people came? I think total, like, probably 30, 40. Yeah, I think, like, 30. You have a lot of friends. I don't know. He doesn't even live here. That's crazy. You're popular. My time... 30 to 40. I don't know a lot of friends. I don't know. He doesn't even live here. That's crazy. You're popular. 30 to 40.

I don't even know. That's such a disruptive amount of people to a bar like Ramona. It was unbelievable. But we rented the fucking. You rented it out. We didn't rent it. If you go on Resi, you can reserve the upstairs at Ramona for free. That's crazy.

That's so nice. So we had the upstairs to ourselves. That's so nice. It was insane. upstairs to ourselves. That's so nice. It was insane. And then we got like, Johnny and I got a couple bottles of wine, champagne. We popped the champagne in remembrance. Yeah.

I can't believe you haven't like done this since. This was like two weeks ago. No. It was when you were in LA. Really? Two weeks ago? Yeah. Wow.

We should do it again. We wanted to do one for Johnny's half birthday in two weeks. So they're always about Johnny. I don't mind that. I'd be down for that. They're always Johnny themed. Well, it's a good thing COVID's over, though. Yeah, totally, man. Johnny still hasn't fucking got a breakthrough case.

Really? Yeah, I've been going out more, just as much if not more than him. Today's the day you'll get it for sure. Today is actually my 10th day after. This is my my 10th day after. This is my recovery day. Yeah.

Nice. So Jeff is a rare case where it lasts a little bit longer than you're all thought. This is already not great because I'm starting to feel buzzed.

Really? Because I didn't eat enough today. I had a huge ass sandwich. Well, actually, I won't ask the time. Jeff doesn't want to know. I don't want to know. But anyway, so yeah, I wanted to wax, yeah like you're watching kg about it i'm not

being kg i have 48 to 50 000 that i'd like to spend on the watch on the watch on the watch really on the face i'll spend more on the bracelet we'll talk about it again let's just plant the seed right now that I'm trying, that I kind of successfully got you into the idea of maybe getting. Well, I see he's wearing a necklace and everyone here, I believe is wearing a necklace. Correct me if I'm wrong. No, I would have.

Usually he does. I'll tell you what, my gateway piece of jewelry was my wedding ring. It made me realize that I like. Interesting thing about this power hour timer is it doesn't go off if it's not on the screen. Is that what's happening? Yeah. All right. Yeah.

I've noticed we haven't heard the noise. Here's what we'll do. Someone has to pull it up on their phone. All I wanted to do was plant the seed that you're in the market for a watch. Yes. So we'll follow up in four to eight weeks whenever you get the piece and we'll talk about the story. Yeah. Also, Micah might get a Venus.

Penis? That's really good. That's a callback for everyone at home. That's a callback from earlier when I made the same exact joke. Several times. Several times in a row. What I do think is going to be

the viewer's experience for this episode is that it's the most, like it just feels like they're hanging out with us, but either to its detriment or not. Right. That wasn't, like it wasn't a podcast. That was just, that was us hanging out. us, but either to its detriment or not. Right. That wasn't like, it wasn't a podcast.

That was just, that was us hanging out. Yeah. Namaste. I like when it's timed perfectly to like the, the end of a joke. That's really good. Yeah.

That's nice. Um, let's all see how often that, but it's also kind of funny when it's in the middle of somebody's. Well, but then people are drinking instead of laughing and you feel like you really like blew it. Johnny, let's talk about fashion.

What's the next move for your ass? Sorry. Why do you talk to Johnny about fashion and not me? Easy. Johnny's the best dressed person I've ever met. I'm about to have a Rolex on this wrist. That would be... You might have one.

Okay. You're shaking, by the way. Proceed with caution, because I actually have the funds to procure a watch. I said 40 people showed up to my bar crawl. You were like, how the fuck do you know these many people? My tattoo artist showed up. What? Aaron, yeah.

At Liking Honey. Shout out. She's based in LA, but she's in Paris right now. Or should I say Paris? You shouldn't say anything about where she's based. She's based God. Johnny, fashion, what's the next move? Like the next swerve. What's the next fit?

Johnny, let's talk. Well, I think he's in agreement with me if I'm going to cut in here with the turtleneck. Yes. Johnny's the only person who hasn't answered yet. I'm just saying. I apologize for cutting in, but please. No, no, you actually had a very, very good point with the turtleneck.

Look, man, I think the 80s are back in full force. Just wait till spring, summer. 80s, not 90s. 90s was. 80s is going to be. Interesting. Interesting. You know what? Because we were at the johnsons in bushwick yes

and they were paying they just play 80s smash hits but they've been they've been playing 80s music forever since but now it's even though it's fun but i don't think that you can base it on music is what i'm saying if you think if you think you go to a bar and they're playing this type of music so that's the next fashion yeah i don't don't, I don't buy that. All right. As someone wearing a Buck Mason and about to wear a Rolex. About to wear a Rolex. Yeah. You see this?

That's nothing. That's going to be a Rolex. That's your frail wrists. It's going to be a Rolex. Don't call them frail. I'm sensitive about that shit. Oh, like what happened?

Nothing happened. Oh, I need to thicken them up somehow. What about a watch on like the bicep or like you're always making everything twinnovation i'm just saying like like why were it on the wrist because i don't like showing like uh drawing attention to thin wrists which i may or may not have and i want to i want to wear it maybe midway up yeah is that what about midwife up meaning you could wear a watch on your waist my rolex is a fucking

belt yeah yeah um did you guys see oh sports center tweeted out did you see the jake paul fight i'm sorry to ask no i didn't watch the jake paul fight was it recent or was it the one from like a month ago glad you asked this was from like a month ago but it was they tweeted out that he was wearing rolexes on his like boxing shorts he wasn't at all they were richard mills huh they were richard mills richard mills i feel bad doing these episodes in person you've never heard the show i yell a lot with zoom it's like a level of like separation where i'm like i'm not actually yelling at another human. Right, yeah, yeah. I just yelled at you, and I feel bad. I didn't consider that you yelling. Daniel, I did it again with no wife. The interruptions are weirder because they catch people off guard.

Sorry, I was looking to see when we're taking another shot. Oh, shit. we're definitely missing some of these uh welcome to we missed one we missed one yeah I like that you're resting your shot of beer on your laptop is there any way that people listening to this episode will be able to drink along with us or have like the drinking had become so sporadic we'll fix it in post probably yeah I'll I'll make sure we have one. What people should do

is like if you're gonna drink along to this please do it with friends. Please don't do this alone. I feel like to listen to the show and drink alone is the worst thing.

You don't even have to do it responsibly. Just don't do it alone. Welcome to High Neighbor or Rye Neighbor. You're giving Gansit so much fucking air time.

I promised their social media manager who did not give me their name that i would talk at length about gansit on this usually their email is usually their name though it was dm on instagram official account and again followers to that like actually kind of similar to me. Or less. I don't remember. That's either a flex or the opposite of a flex. I would say somehow both. Welcome to High Neighbor or Rye Neighbor. This game is Narragansett themed, obviously.

Basically, I'm going to shout out a celebrity name. Sorry. You're selling ads for, you're as an ambassador, you're just like giving away free content. And they're not even going to reimburse you. You're a fucking, you're not an ambassador, you're a mark. I think I've spent $50 on Narragansett since Tuesday. And like, usually we sell ads on this show. Like what's, what's one ad on this show?

Like $500? Something like that. Yeah. And I've talked about it for 20 minutes. Anyway. I can talk about, what's an, what's an advertiser on this show? Takate. BetterHelp.

Athletic Greens. Athletic Greens. BetterHelp. Great. Formerly Raycon. Formerly Pixar. What's the list of advertisers we've lost? I can't believe the...

Has Jake had anything in a minute? What time are we at? 20. So I wouldn't have to... 10 more minutes. Wait. No, I thought it's on the 10. It's on the 10.

You're on 10. Then let's do it. Do it on the next one. I'll do it on this one. I'm just saying it's literally been a it's on the 10 if you're on 10 then let's do it but now do it on the next one do it on the next one I'll do it on this one I'm just saying it's literally it's been a you're gonna do it

between ones the name of the game is High Neighbor or Rye Neighbor have you guys ever played no obviously not really

no you came up with this game based on your sponsorship or lack thereof on your walk over here can I guess what it is yeah it's gonna be a fact about something and you have to guess based on your sponsorship or lack the wrong. On your walk over here. Can I guess what it is? Yeah. It's going to be a fact about something,

and you have to guess if it's a fact about Narragansett or if it's a fact about rye whiskey. That would have actually been more pertinent to the situation, being that Jake is drinking bourbon but could have been a rye. But that was a buzzer, not necessarily the drink minute, right? No, that was an incorrect buzzer. The drink minute is... That was good.

It's like you're looking at it. Cheers. No, the name of the game is High Neighbor or Rye Neighbor, meaning I'm going to say a celebrity's name, and you guys have to say whether or not you think they've been spotted by the pops drinking Ganset or whether they have lived or currently live in Rye. Rye, New York?

Yeah. Okay. It would actually be really easy for me. We play for real cash. Jeff doesn't know this. Really? Yeah. So it's $100 for every right answer, $100 owed to me for every wrong answer.

My bank account is sub $1,000 at the moment, so let's just tread carefully. Please don't look at the screen, obviously. Sure. First person is Jason Bateman. Oh. Gantzit. Rye. First answer is the only one that's for cash.

So we're a team. He lives in Rye. That's insane. I thought he was in the Ozarks. That was a television show, by the way. It's not real. Bateman lives in Rye, to be sure. How do you know?

If you go to the Rye Wikipedia page, it says notable people. Who live here or from here? I said live or have lived. There it is. And is it better to have lived and lost than to have never lived at all? So he's maybe from Rye. He definitely lives in LA. Yeah. He holds court in LA.

He lives in Rye. Well, Bateman, you gotta think about it like he's been in several TV shows, several movies. His podcast was bought by Amazon for hundreds, or Spotify, no Amazon, for hundreds of millions of dollars. Spotify, boo. Yeah.

I feel like he probably has two. You threatened to take innovation off Spotify? He's got two places. Yeah. Like he has a two bedroom apartment in LA and a studio in Manhattan, I bet. He has a studio? I think you're underestimating his net worth. I'm saying, yeah, it's a lot of money and he has two fucking pads he has two

bedroom apart condo in new york and he has a condo he has a house in the hills and he has rye where he holds maybe a two bedroom one bath house in the hills he has children and a wife okay okay so maybe a three bedroom one Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift, she probably has, she is fucking loaded because she gets royalties on all of her, on her fucking music. So she has like- No, she doesn't because I thought,

I thought- Well, it's a new, on the new album she does. From Scooter? I'm saying she has a four bedroom condo in Malibu. I kind of think the Scooter one slaps harder. A four bedroom condo? Yes, a four bedroom condo

because there's two on the top, one on the main and one in the basement. It's a rec room. So it's not a bedroom. It is. It's a rec room adjacent I said. You didn't say adjacent. Adjacent Bateman. Someone who kind of looks like Jason Bateman.

What's the next fucking person? Taylor Swift. I think she's against it. No, she's a fucking... person? Taylor Swift. I think she's a Gansett. No, she's a fucking... That's absolutely correct. Thank you to Johnny Villa for getting that right. Because guess what? Her biggest beach house is in Rhode Island.

So you know she's been seen with a Gansett. Newport? I should have known that. I wish. Oh, man. I'm already feeling it. And I get very violent when I'm drunk. violent when I'm trying out with Johnny a lot He really fucking picks fights. You'd never assume based on I kind of look for small children cuz I'm already pretty small

Yeah, so I'm trying to see if I can win a fight right so I do out early So yeah, so he's drunk picture him drunk at 3 30 and like just waiting outside School yeah school buses crime target just like waiting outside You know that you need to do work on yourself when you say the word target alright Anthony Bourdain oh that's Gansett correct

that's fucking $100 I also thought that that was the shot are we going to show the photos of them I don't remember what the game is about the game is High Neighbor or Rye Neighbor there's either a photo of them with a gary narragansett or they are from or live they spent time in rye new york they spent time where they owned but you don't get the game high neighbor or right you can't even name the well how do you know if they live in Rye? Jeff does know a lot about where celebrities live.

And non-celebrities. That's true. Is this Westchester County? Bud Court. Rye? No, Rye, New York? That's not in Westchester. We're talking Jefferson County?

Christ. Interesting. It's in Westchester. Bud Court of Harold and Maude fame. Rye. This sucks. Yeah. It's in Westchester. Bud Cort of Harold and Maude fame. Rye. This sucks. Yeah.

I mean, that was obvious because you wouldn't have just thought of that guy. I can tell which ones are pulled from the Rye Wikipedia at this point because Jason Bateman was the number one. Bud Cort holds Cort and Rye. I know. Notable alumni of Rye. Have I ever gone to Bud Cort? Have you ever held Bud Cort? Oh, absolutely not. How many know have you ever notable alumni of rye have i ever gone to bud court have you ever held bud court oh absolutely not how many beers have you had too many dude i'm getting a little yeah i'm not sure the amount huh mike d'antoni mike d'antoni right uh fucking um gansett Fucking Gansett.

He's a total Gansett. It's going to be right. Fucking Seth MacFarlane. Gansett. Gansett. Correct. I think you're up 200, and he keeps edging you out by like a millisecond. Well, I was up 200, or I was up 100.

I owed you money, and then I just got money back. I haven't been thinking about who owes me money. That's great. That's why I love this show. You're faded, man. Amelia fucking Earhart. Ooh. Wow. Rye. Rye. Obviously Rye.

Rye girl. Damn it. This sucks. Deborah fucking Messing. Rye. Show me the photo of Mess with it there's no photo what he's from Rhode Island so you know she had against it but you but I said paparazzi though broke your own guns of celebrities drinking Narragansett bring us this game because I'm sponsored by the shit what am i supposed to do narrow against it doesn't

rhyme with anything johnny you you're a fraud chris hansen maybe rhymes with it you're a fucking funny man you said the game was if a celebrity was photographed with a gansett yeah for real and messing from rhode island by a man who hasn't even had a Rolex. I'm gonna have a Rolex. Do you even know what the name Jeffrey means? Chris Hansen, Narragansett? Well, he's Canson. He's Canson? He's cancelled.

We saw Cancel Algor. Is he really cancelled? What did he do? I called yesterday. Cancel Algor, it's good. Wait, Chris Hansen? There's no way he's cancelled. I don't think he...

He cancels people. That's the beautiful irony of it all, I think. Chris, who's the guy from The Bachelor? I don't know any of their names. I'm happy to not know. Handsome. Thank you, thank you. All right.

John fucking Jay. The, like, the law school? The founding father. Rye, obviously. Rye is correct. Jake is up $300 cheers you know why

the power hour works for High and Mighty because that's a show about nothing yeah so is this show but there's too much structure to also

do a power hour we should have just waxed we should have just waxed see yeah and that's your fault you were stressing out about writing this entire episode

what are you talking about writing this episode because Gab are you talking about writing this episode because Gabrus is the better host okay that was easy I'll never not laugh Ogden Nash this segment's too long

Ogden Nash when you get to John Jay and Ogden Nash let's fucking move on. Yeah. Right? Yeah, exactly. I've come up with solid. Pay me my $300. I obviously won the game. Alright. Can I

Zelle you? Just because of the taxing part of Venmo? I'm the one that gets taxed on Venmo because it's my income. You actually can write it off as a loss. Alright. No way! one that gets taxed on demo because it's my income you actually can write it off as a loss all right no way that was like a 30 second minute did i not fill you no i i think i took it maybe i took it too early i think you did i mean anything for a dance if i ever go into a non-entertainment industry job this is going to be the thing that loses the fucking position.

What's the entertainment industry job that you currently have? That was easy. Full steam ahead. Full steam ahead. Alright, are we ready for our next segment or do you guys want a seven minute break? Seven minute break. Let's take a break.

Let's just wax. Let's take a breather. I love it. Let's wax. Sorry about that. Micah, let's talk. My boots are a little dirty. Yeah, you did it twice.

Let's talk. In a row or so. You touched my leg and I sort of tried to move it out of the way. And then it almost seemed like you came for it again. Like you're doing it. I thought you were. The reason I looked at you the second time is because I thought you were trying to get my attention.

You're fucking trashed, bro. He's puking. It's not been that long. Micah is puking. Micah is foaming at the mouth like a rabbit there's two doors it's the worst room to do a power hour in you're gonna die

there are two doors to this room wow I'm feeling regret holy shit wait everyone quiet he's yarfing okaboka sorry daddy chill ukabuka Sonic Johnny chill Johnny can you

can you gans at me gans at you yeah I can I can absolutely gans at you this is one where I might text Ferris and be like hey

I can't do the assembly cut is it cool if you take this one yeah he's like fuck you yeah

Anya ferris was that your joke no but i'll i'll take credit for it good just in time oh my god you need a new shot glass they're over there it was uh it was marika marika and i did trivia on tuesday love love tuesday love love 15 what night do you think trivia is 30 long? Oh, that's also good. Why are you fucking pissed? Dude, we're having fun. Oh no, you fucking got it all over yourself.

Yark. Yeah, I can do that. You know when you get past that certain part of being drunk that's fun and then suddenly you're like angry? Yeah, I feel like you got there really fast. I've been doing non-alcoholic Ganset Oh no, I'm so sorry

They saw it This is going so bad. You just dumped what on Jeff's computer? Just a little bit of Ganset Ganset is actually increasing the RAM, weirdly enough Oh, you should be an ambusher i'm thinking

about reaching out to them yeah well you don't know what it fucking takes this could not be going worse huh i think it's going fine to bad you just spilled on your laptop you're what you're taking a paper towel to your laptop it was a napkin and also i think that high neighbor rye neighbor went pretty choice we were having diminishing returns since Bateman. You owe me $300. This sucks. Can I sell you? Yes, you can sell me.

It's fine. But you're not dodging taxes that way. Dead men sell no cash. I want you to understand the tax implications are still there. That actually sucks to hear. Yeah. Okay, cool.

I just need to write off enough money to even out the money I spent on Narragansett. Well, actually, you could start. If you have a job as an ambassador, you could write off your beer spend on Narragansett as a loss. Well, also, this is a business meeting because we're fucking talking about it. Right, you could write this off as a loss. Here's the thing, I bought these for $68. And you could, because we're filming this, write that off as a loss.

That's wardrobe for the meeting about Narragansett. That's right. All right, that was a five minute break. This is gonna bring us into the next segment. By the way, I don't want any lawyers coming at me for saying that wardrobe's not a loss. You can dodge your taxes. Jake has

spent almost $20,000 off of Buck Mason. Mr. Mason! I have a tab at Buck. I'm glad to meet you. He just walks right by you. Shoulders you. I'm going to have a Rolex, mister. You're gonna have a Rolex. Anyone can say that.

I'm gonna have a Rolex. You see this? That's fucking gonna be a Rolex. I feel like when you say that, you're pulling down your shirt like a American. Like Kobe. Or one movie. This means not welcome to getting a Rolex. Welcome to

the Fienzer things. Okay. A Fizer pun? one movie this means not welcome to getting a roll up yeah american welcome to the fines are things okay a pfizer pun the fact that you guys didn't explode with joy and surprise is a fucking affront to not only me but micah what am i i'm not aware of the segment. Is it a Pfizer pun? The Pfizer. Pfizer? Ralph Fiennes. You guys could have at least smiled when you said it. Voldemort.

I think I said cool or I don't know. I've reacted in a positive enough way. The red dragon himself. Here's the thing, right? And Johnny can back me up on this. Ralph Fiennes definitely enjoys the finer things. I agree. That's not bad, actually, when you say it like that.

You should have said the Rafe finer things. Yeah. Yeah. I think there was a way to do it that was better. Like, yeah, you had to back us all the way into it being a Rafe Fiennes pun. It's Ralph, isn't it? No, it's Rafe. like rafael finds oh yeah my middle name is rafael nice yeah sorry i'm like really do you go by holding a sigh cowabunga god damn by the way that's shot oh yeah why fuck wait for the next one no i'll do it

i just did it with you guys so we're all operating under the same assumption that ray fines enjoys defining things yes have you guys seen gq english patient have you guys seen gq's 10 essentials yes of Yes. Of? Any celebrity. Like the 10 things I can't live without. Right. I see. I thought we could postulate. This isn't a game.

It's just kind of like a fun structure of a wax segment. What do we think Ralph Fiennes finds or things are? Who is Ralph Fiennes? Remind me of Ralph Fiennes. Voldemort. No, he's M or Q. But he's also Voldemort. he is but like that i don't think that i feel like no annoying him english english patient but he because he is m yes yeah

like if we're like oh yeah let's do the let's do the 10 things he can't live without the finds are things and they're like who is this guy oh voldemort like that's gonna set mike up for failure on the game do you know what I mean? I guess so. Jeff has been saying sorry every time I pour him a shot. I feel bad. I think he likes like a salt deprivation chamber or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fire thing.

Where are you going, Mike? He throws up again. I need more beer. Oh, I can get you. Well, I'd like to talk about what I think the fines are things are. Okay. This is crazy. Your computer is getting speedy to splash card.

Jamiroquai tickets. Does that really? We don't even know if he likes music, let alone Jamiroquai. He likes music. Everybody likes music. Don't look at me like I'm going to defend you. And we don't know if he likes fucking the classic. I don't even know who that is.

I'm sorry. Dave or Jamiroquai. Jamiroquai. That's way too subjective. I think sunglasses. I'll interject here and say I actually don't like music. You don't like music? It's kind of my claim to fame.

Jeff doesn't like music. I'm not a fan of music. Actually, you basically predicted podcasts because you didn't like music before podcasts were even relevant right no one listened to me then no one listens to me now it's pretty fucking smooth yeah um i've never had a smoother oh yeah i would like to say that don't whisper until the episode the episode i had earlier wasn't due to the nice lime the ganset it was because you said something while the ganset was going down. Yeah, I understand. I fear we're getting away from the Fienzer thing. We aren't. We're basically as on topic as any other segment.

So you said the Rolex was number one? I said Jamiroquai tickets. Just like I'm going to have. What did you say? Jamiroquai tickets. And I would disagree with you. You said sensory deprivation chamber. I think that's a little much for Rafe.

No, I think... Google his address. I think he lives in the English countryside. I think he lives in... A deprivation chamber in and of itself. He does something specific with his hair. I think he has some sort of hair cream. You were exactly right.

That's $30,000 in Jake's pocket. Thank you. Now, I don't think somebody living in Suffolk, I feel like he... No, that's where you have a sensory deprivation tank because you have the space. I think he has antiques. You don't really need space for a sensory deprivation tank. I feel like he has... You know what I really think?

I think... I think he has antiques. I feel like he has an old, old boat or a king's carriage or something. Something like that. Oh, yeah. Is any king's? None of these are reaching exclusive, by the way. We're just waxing.

Johnny, though? Excuse me, but we're not waxing. We're not waxing. We're waiting. This is a segment, and we're trying to get to 10 things that Ralph Fiennes can't live without. Not total. And do we have to agree on them? No.

That's why it's waxing. Also, everyone just saw the way he dressed as me. The waxing is what happens in between segments. Are we in a segment or are we in a wax? We're in a segment. We're waxing within a segment. He has a nice car. I bet he has a car.

A Rolls Royce for your boys. I bet he has an Alden's Rewards card for shoes. You? How do you like that? How about a lush bath bomb for rave where you're getting you're encroaching too far on into the 10 things do you know what i mean like we're gonna get to 10 things and and two of them are gonna be a rewards card and a bath bomb that's 20 of his shit what about a strong horse yes Are you feeling drunk at all?

Because you've been drunk. I'm fucking trash, man. I just feel like we're going through this whole thing. I want to make sure you're with us at the same time. Oh, yeah. No, I feel pretty drunk. All right. Minute 38, by the way.

So you have two more. Great. I didn't mean to hit this, but now I have to make something out of it. I hereby crown Rosie as the best first guest ever oh well that's taking into account Zack Dunn yeah that's huge who is fuck yeah dude we should say so so we had kind of vaguely talked about doing a power hour if you like and then we were climbing and you said is that for real I said I don't know like let's see if jake would do it and then i lied i told you that johnny was on board he i hadn't i hadn't fully run it by him yet you said i wouldn't do beer but i would do a shot or like

we figured out that it would be a shot every 15 10 to 15 minutes yeah and then you were on board i don't even he didn't like mention this at all to me I just kind of say yes to whatever. That's also true. And then you guys were going to hang out anyways? Because this is my day of recovering from COVID. This is day 10. That didn't quite work out timing-wise. We are still trying to figure out basically Ralph Fiennes' 10 essentials. So we have a car.

We have a steed. We have a watch. Tennis Central. Yes, what's his sport? I think it's tennis. It could also be golf. Croquet. Or cricket. I'm thinking croquet. Croquet is definitely. You gotta keep in mind he's really into the Fienneser things. Oh, but croquet is a Fienneser

thing. It is a little muddy. What's the most expensive sport that you could be into? Tennis. Lacrosse. I don't think it's tennis. Hockey. Tennis actually. Polo. I don't think it's tennis. Hockey. Tennis actually... Polo. Polo. The clubs? Yes, polo. Oh. Polo. I bet you he owns a rec league. I think also maybe some water sports

that you need a boat for. Yeah. Water sports. Yeah. I guess the sports where you need the most land. Is yachting a sport though? I don't think it is. I would like to say that for anybody listening who does know watches, we were kind of all looking at watches earlier, and Micah kind of took to the Yachtmaster, the Rolex Yachtmaster, which is kind of like an off-the-beaten-path thing.

I love it for you, man, but you have to get the boat first. Pointed out that it was a weird name. The boat comes with the watch. My thing with Micah is he's not in tune with the finds or things. Don't talk to me whispering into a mic. What about a check made out to his side piece? No.

Fiennes doesn't have a side piece. You almost poured beer onto it. I heard his side piece was a Casio. Let me fucking finish actually. What about a check made out to his side piece's husband Hamilton style? Suits! I'm sorry but he's into suits.

Leisure suits. Hi, neighbor. Hi, neighbor. Can you pass me a ganset? Yes, sir. That's really good. Also, I meant to do this way earlier. We do have to take a break. Wow. We'll be right back. We can't take a break. I mean, we'll take shots during the break.

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Johnny keeps saying that he's like unstably drunk, but you're the most sober amongst us. I'm absolutely not. Johnny seems sober. No, it's not my time yet. It's not. He has three more minutes. The viewer can actually go into this video.

Take it on the next one. On the 10s? Then you missed it. I thought you did it on the 15s. No, no, no. We switched it so I would do more. What about... Can we get back to the Finder things?

No, I want to talk about how drunk Johnny is because he's actually being very quiet, which is how I know he's trashed. The viewer can actually go into this video. If they scrub to the beginning, I am a nice brown, but now I'm starting to turn really,

really brown. That's how you know I'm like pretty fucked up. Take your key alert. Stick up to the man. I'm going to yell at Marika on Monday. Say, hey,

this TikTok thing didn't work out. Did you guys try to do TikToks? No, it is working out, actually. I'm going to cut that out because it's kind of doing numbers. I just don't like when I don't have a good idea. Right. Let's get back to the

finds your things poppers. He's not into that. You don't think Rick's one drug of choice is poppers? It's definitely a tiny baggie of Coke. Yeah. He's into it. It's like in a Sherlock Holmes movie. On a Tuesday. On a Tuesday. Tuesday, love.

Coke Tuesday. Oh, should we do a little Coke on a Tuesday? Your nose is already bleeding, Rave, so we need to get it done. I did it on a Monday, love. What about a thumb ring just in case? Pinky ring maybe maybe with a like a bottle opener on it

we missed the timer well we did to Johnny Villa may he rest in peace may he rest in yeast speaking of yeast I'd like to just take a minute

to plug Narragansett lager why mid-segment by the way Narragansett longer. Why? Mid-segment. By the way, Narragansett is so front and center in me and Jeff's shot that it's been plugged the entire time. That was on purpose.

We actually put the Tecate inside. Let's do this. Let's keep talking about the Fienzer things. What about nice? Nice what? G-N-I-E-I-S-S. What is that that The Rock what about Glyce

Glyce I think Vines has Glyce this is the rhythm of the Glyce the Glyce oh yeah I don't care for music we should explain what we're talking about jeff's jeff's checking out that looks like your passport that is uh no it's uh so i did a

job for facebook years ago meta and uh oh it just dropped actually 27 percent tonight but i got a bunch of stock why does it matter no because I got a bunch of these free notebooks hell yeah Facebook branded no it's quite it's actually paper stock though it's card stock

do you think Fiennes likes scotch loose pistachios oh cognac I think he's more

of a cognac really yeah I got you northern England Scotch. Loose pistachios. Oh. Cognac. I think he's more of a cognac guy. Really? Yeah. I got you Hennessy on ice. Northern England? You did get me a Hennessy on ice. Yeah. It was disgusting.

I don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Hennessy's disgusting. I always try to like make the day special for you and you never return the favor. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think Fiennes has a pubic hair trimmer on hand?

He has a manscaped nose hair trimmer that he uses on his grundle. Yes. Because he has the fucking lawnmower, but he lost the charger. Oh, okay. So he still has it in a dop kit. What about a Durex Air, just in case? What's a Durex air? Is that a condom?

It's the world's thinnest condom. It's thinner than the Trojan Ecstasy? Yeah, it is. People don't use that stuff anymore, do they? Condoms or Durex? Condoms. I do get tested often. So that means you don't use condoms.

Let's keep talking about the Pfizer things. What about coffee? Coffee? Pocky. Pocky? You got to pull up the timer so you don't miss it. Oh, we missed it. That was the final ding.

Micah's on point. As drunk as he is. This is the rhythm of the rice. What is the glice? Oh, yeah, the glice. You have to describe the glice. For Jeff to understand the rhythm of the Gleiss, he has to understand the rhythm of the rice,

which is Jeff's weird parody. I'll play it for him. It'll be this meta moment speaking of. Isn't Gleiss fake ice, though? Because I've been Gleiss skating. Yes. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly right. And very poorly at the top of the one,

the top of Villainville. It was awful. It was an absolute piece of shit. So we, the three of us plus micah's girlfriend what's going on jeff is trying to play an episode of the head going oh my god that's where the audio is well i'm trying to explain to jeff the rhythm of the rice which is the only good way to do that who sings that this is the rhythm it's the rhythm of the night is the original one Yeah rhythm of the night This is the rhythm of the rise

You're singing this That's good actually You have a good voice I'm pretty sure Ferris auto-tuned it Shit Bye bye Oh yeah I'm biting into rice

Sing along if you know the words This is actually pretty good Yeah, I'm biting into rice. Sing along if you know the words. This is actually pretty good. At this point, you do know the words. This is kind of what Johnny points out. And this is on Spotify or not? There's an instrumental break. We can't sing along to this part. This is the worst part.

Jeff, you want to know what I'm just realizing? You go to a lot of shows for somebody who doesn't like music. Can you pause the video? You're speaking to original Jeff, J-E-F-F here? Yeah. I'm looking at you. Yeah, no, I go to, I do, because I want to partake in communal activities. I don't enjoy it.

You don't enjoy the music? No, not really. But you enjoy the other aspects of it. Barely. Barely. It's more like something to do, you know? This is like the biggest red flag in a human for me. How so?

It's not like your music. So you don't want to hang out with me? Jeff likes other shit. Didn't you strangle the dog as a kid? You like stuff. You like stuff. That's Dahmer's shit. He likes stuff.

Let's do this. I like seeing the life be removed from his stomach. Yes. There's a moment. I feel like we figured out the Fienneser things. He wants what? A sensory deprivation tank in Suffolk. I am the only one that figured out any of the Fienneser things.

Hockey, poppers. What did you say? What did you say for Fines? A tennis racket. A tennis racket. Sunglasses. Polo, you're out. Pubic hair trimmer.

I know a Fines. I like the assumption that he needs... A swatch. I know what Fines likes. A Claire swatch. One swatch? No, like a Claire kind of like translucent swatch. Do me a favor. Do me a favor and Google, what does Ralph Fiennes have? a clear kind of like translucent swatch.

Do me a favor. Do me a favor and Google, what does Rafe Fiennes have? That I don't. What's going to happen, because I'm having such a great time right now, but when I'm editing this next week, I'm going to be so mad at myself that this is what we decided to do. How does Rafe Fiennes pronounce his name? How does Rafe

do? How does Rafe do? How does Rafe do? Could we get him on the show? I'd love to get him on the pod. Well, my goal for 2022 is to get, like, a fucking A-lister on this show. To the point where the audience is like, how? Do you think Rafe is still an A-lister, though? Oh, yeah. Put some respect on Rafe's name.

Throw some respect on that name who's the dream guest Jeff Pete Davidson I feel like Jennifer Lawrence J-Law J-Law

J-Law would get it she went down with the with the whole come down hmm huh the come down

yeah she was part of the anti-movement. What move? The anti-movement? I'm not going to go on about that, but she's complicit. Do you listen to Joe

Rogan? She's as bad as Ivanka, they say. Wow. What? Wow. Not true. I'd love to meet this

they person. Jeff? Do you have another segment? What are you doing? I thought he would be looking at something on his no one's seen jayla in a couple minutes though huh we haven't begs the question we saw her where and uh don't look up she was in a movie oh she wasn't she was fantastic in that love you no i don't know what the dream guest is. I guess Michelle Obama for just like the laugh of it. If you had Michelle Obama on, would you prepare more or the same amount?

Oh, more. I'd prepare more when Zach Dunn comes on. Wow. Who's Zach Dunn, by the way? He writes for What We Do in the Shadows. He's like a college buddy of mine, but he's just very funny. That's cool. That show still is around?

Emmy nominated, fucker. I thought it was like an import, though, that like kind of. All right. Oh, my God. What was that? I apologize, Doc. I think you're an amazing guy. Love you.

Would love to meet you. Let's do dinner or lunch or a luncheonette. Not even just come back on this show when he's on. You want to do dinner or lunch and he doesn't live with me a luncheonette yeah he wants to meet him at lunch

the ramada inn between lunch and dinner at like four and then we're going out after this we should say we have to go your face is beat

I can't go home I can't do anything else no I'm saying I'm stuck with you for the rest of my fucking life life I just popped over my sixth the rest of my fucking life life I just popped it over my sixth bear my life

this is the rhythm of my life it sucks the last lyric of that song there's some distance between it this is the rhythm of my life is a kind of sad lyric I don't know why this is the rhythm of my life you a kind of sad lyric. I don't know why. Especially to that song. Yeah.

This is the rhythm of my life. You guys hear about Meatloaf? What's that? He's dead. Yeah. But not for God. We have two minutes left of the entire hour. Meatloaf died.

We have eight more minutes of the Power Hour. So we don't have two more minutes of the fucking show, do we? I don't think so. Or do we end at fucking 52 minutes? I think we started the Power hour later than the show started. Exactly right. Yeah, but the show is not going to be an hour. Six minutes.

Did you say exactly rice? Yes. Oh, also, whatever. Johnny, why don't you soliloquy for... Oh, here we go. We haven't done this in a while. Let's do Johnny's Drugs. He's pulling out a big bag of cocaine right now. We haven't done this in a while. Johnny's johnny's he's pulling out a big bag of cocaine johnny's brothers uh two minutes on the clock here we go johnny has the floor johnny's druthers all right johnny's not here it's only a tomato yeah pretty much

this is my first power hour which is really really never ever because i know how beet red I get and beet red I am you really don't look that beet red especially on video oh god this is low that's low Marika could do some color correction absolutely you know what about Nick Rad at beet Nick and he's red as a beet

Nick Red? beet Nick used to be by Chloe. Is that what we're talking about? I'm not sure. The Nick Red joke caught him. God, I wish you didn't see it. It's still Johnny's druthers. I'm sorry to say.

If I had my druthers, I'd be drinking another Gansit. A full gansit and I deserve to be an imbeerciter not you gansit not you

I'm drunk enough to admit it all you have to do is tweet and then get 500 likes we should pray that nobody

from the nary gansit media team sees this so here's the thing this would be bad this is bad for the brand social media manager let's call him fucking Bertolt hi neighbor don't Don't ever. Hi, neighbor.

Don't ever apply satire against it. You shit on the legacy of Nara. You guys want to get in a fight tonight? Johnny's already drunk enough. I'm violent. I'm violent right now. We just need to find a school that gets out at 9.45 p.m. I've heard of night school. It's impossible.

You offer that so effortlessly. Oh, I can find a school that gets out at 945 p.m. I've heard of a magnet school. It's impossible. You offer that so effortlessly. Oh, I can find a school that gets out at 5. What are you doing? These charter schools? Give me a magnet school. That is the end of Johnny's Druthers. All right. Did you speak your piece?

I did speak my piece, and I'm glad I did. I'm glad I had the platform. Did you speak your piece with the Jesus piece? You should get a Jesus piece. I should get a Jesus piece. What's a Jesusesus piece necklace a giant cross necklace yeah this is borderline not even a podcast i'm so worried what this is gonna sound like and whose fault is that by the way i don't know it's a collective effort for it to be this shit yeah yeah yeah you're kind of right i feel like even the segments that you came up with were salvageable like the finds her things was interesting and you you derailed it to a point

i derailed it derailed you're a self-saboteur trying to figure out the finds her things and then you were like does he like chalk or what that's what happened here's what actually happened i i took i wrote it as the fines are things to be like let's figure out what he yeah like what he actually likes i think that's interesting and then as i was writing suggestions i was like oh what would be in his pockets so like loose pistachios was supposed to be a joke because yeah how do you have that in his pockets well pistachios are a high-end nut but he doesn't keep them in his pockets. Why not? And I just feel like you... I refuse to be accosted.

You cut us off at the knees when you do shit like that. Because this is supposed to be a sandbox where we can all play in. But Jeff holds all the cards. And every time we... You're mixing metaphors. Yeah. Holds all the cards in the sandbox. Which is fine. Because You're mixing metaphors. Yeah, it holds all the cards in the sand box. Which is fine!

Because we're in the sand box. I need somewhere else with cards. I'm so sorry to everyone consuming this. This isn't good media. And everyone consuming cancer. I'm not defending you. I can probably barely stand up. I actually need another one

of those. Till what? Till the next power hour. The end of the podcast? What are we going to do? What are we going to do? Why don't we do that for the next three minutes? We have to figure out where we're going.

Nobody fucking cares. Everybody always comments, by the way. Oh, like, you know, you're citing random LA, New York shit that nobody knows. It's so early. People hate that. It's 6.30. 6.20. Oh my god. It is 5 o'clock here when we started. It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Nice. Thank you. Huge. Huge is true. I had him for. He didn't do anything. He didn't like the joke you could easily have glossed it all glossed over it micah reacts like what i just did all the time nobody fucking grills him while he's doing it i just needed a moment he doesn't react like that to anything i'm embarrassed nothing was said to me you react like that yeah

cheers sick we have two more why don't we do this we'll do plugs we'll do plugs and then if we have time we'll figure out

where we're going Jeff you are our guest what do you have to plug the floor is yours go oh that's interesting alright plug I will plug the queen and the king

Davy and Anna from Twinnovation Podcast. Nice. Check her out. We love that shit. Going strong. 17 years and running, I believe. I don't think so. I'm pretty sure.

Do you guys feel like you're having a rebirth? I think we're always kind of like re-evaluating who we are where we are what we are and when you are and yeah regarding not releasing the podcast on regular hours i'm a big i'm a big fan i have a problem honest fantastic davies hidden his groove i'm worse than ever sounds like a good show no one likes what i do love it. I think it's fun to see the familial aspect of it all. And we do great stuff.

You should start simulcasting. What's simulcasting? Is that in the VR world? That's a video. We have one more. Let's do a one minute timer. What happened? I don't know what happened it stopped at 59 Jake plugs I was gonna plug

I guess I'll plug Rolex I just feel like they need it I was gonna plug Jeff and Anna and Dave and Twinnovation but I feel like Jeff did a pretty good job I feel like you sold the show I'm gonna use my time here to plug you've already used your time it's a watch company

excuse me 30 seconds left use my time here to plug you've already used your time it's a watch company excuse me it's a watch company seconds left they make some of the fucking best time pieces around okay all right it would happen faster you didn't interrupt me so much okay micah the yacht master by rolex you don't have it or care about it. Is the Yacht Master better than the Aquaracer from Tag? Check it out. At Pretty Whack.

At Johnny V. Yeah. At I'm Pretty Whack. At Johnny V. Diver's done. There's no problem. Diver's done. No ding. All right. Everybody wants a love song... Diver's done. No ding. Alright. Everybody

wants a love song. One, two. Cheers, guys. Alright, Drake. Never heard of it. Play it right now. Absolutely not. Let's not do that. No, what we'll do, we'll play Johnny's song and that'll carry us out. Thank you so much for listening to this episode

of the HeadGum Podcast. We'll be back next Friday. Die tonight. Yeah. Also, sorry if you didn't enjoy this. Is this coming out tomorrow, Friday? This is coming out next Friday. I see. The 11th. It's okay.

Don't get mad at me for that. This is Johnny's music. It's very good. Johnny made this? Yeah, Johnny made this. You made this? Yeah. Really?

Shout out Pretty Whack. They should play this at the sex party that you go to. They should, yeah. very good johnny made this um yeah johnny made this you made this yeah really shout out pretty whack they should play this at the sex party that you go to they should yeah uh johnny's got an ep coming out you want to hold yourself publicly to this yeah i want to hold myself no not even an ep fucking album no way album time wow his head comes turning into like a like a music production studio that we would never do that you don't like music i don't care for it but i'm not part of the wow is HeadGum turning into like a music production studio we would never do that you don't like music I don't care for it

but I'm not part of the founding fathers if you will John Jay style call back we'll end it there thanks so much

for listening to this episode of the HeadGum Podcast apologies if you didn't enjoy it honestly say that every week but we'll catch you guys again next week

bye neighbor that's your outro dance it I honestly say that every week. But we'll catch you guys again next week. Bye, neighbor. That's your outro. Dance it. And as always, stay scheming. Stay dreaming. That was a Hidgum Original.