The Headgum Podcast - 92: Worst Episode Ever 2 (w/ Georges Saba!)

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

Amir, Pile, Johnny, and Georges Saba (barely) join Geoff to discuss Peter Luger's, commercial auditions, and cheese stores! Subscribe to the new Keeping Records YouTube channel for new video episodes with Caleb Hearon & Shelby Wolstein every Friday!  BUY THE HEADGUM PODCAST MERCH! Advertise on The Headgum Podcast via Gumball.fm Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Rate The Headgum Podcast 5-stars on Spotify. Join the Headgum Discord.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a HeadGum Original. Previously on the HeadGum Podcast. Jeff, can you turn your input volume up? Up? Twist. Yeah. This is... I can't hear you. How's that?

That's better. That's... I'm so jealous. You can't hear Jeff? My God. Yeah, you guys... That's Daz. Oh, that's really good. That's supposed to be a call and response what would you call it what would you what's the response because you said the whole thing i feel like you'd have to say that's what and we'd have to say that's does

that's good that's what that's does that's good or or's what? That's does. That's good. Or you respond with a question. That's good. That's does. What's does? What's does? Are we rolling or? It's just the zoom.

Can you hear it? What? Welcome to another edition of the HeadGum Podcast. Friday, February 25th. Shortest month of the year. We're almost through it. Shout out to our lineup today, which is Johnny Villa, George saba andrew pile and amir lumenfeld um how's it hanging with everybody uh pile you're having technical issues johnny you're at home johnny's laptop might might die in the

middle of this and george is currently in an editing bay uh working on a television episode so he cannot talk or hear us what do you mean he can't talk or hear us so he's not on the show his he can't be listening to things in the editing bay and he can't be responding when he's next to his boss right so what's happening is that he can't hear us and we are not going to hear him say anything so why did you add him last minute because it's fun to have guests on a show you're making this harder for grayson to edit in the end i'm not gonna apologize for taking a big swing so he cannot hear us and he and he cannot anything. At no point during this record will George hear anything we're saying. But at the same time, he won't say anything.

So I might as well leave. Major key alert. Swing for the fences, no matter the defenses. I've got three fucking white guys here telling me what to do, how to feel, what to eat, and when to be. Three? What? What's that? Andrew Pyle, how is that cock, man?

Yeah, you ask this every episode now. I just don't think I can talk. What are you eating? You keep, like like quickly moving shit into your mouth with chopsticks. We can't see anything. I can't see it. It's a bowl of paper. It looks like brownies.

You're eating brownies with chopsticks is what it looks like from here. You're so dexterous with the chopsticks. Is that a hunk of steak it's just a piece of steak a giant piece of steak with chopsticks why chopsticks why on the show why why so close to the mic here's the plan for today oh god you guys want to hear it can you finish eating and then say it hang on just fucking bear with me it's a wax episode

so you didn't prepare anything is what you're trying to say couldn't i had an audition right before this during the time i was going to outline the episode. George says, LOL, what are you guys talking about? What do you mean he says it? He didn't say anything. In the chat. You can't hear. In the fucking chat. How did the audition go? It went really well. This might be bison

meat now that I'm tasting it. Who made that? Peter Luger. You went to a steakhouse last got a doggy bag um my like entertainment industry mentor took me there last night sorry start from the way way way top yeah why did anybody take you under their wing and give you a bison entertainment mentor his name's ivan so flippant slash glib slash casual. What's that? Potatoes? Fruits?

Bingo. So you went there with him. Damn, Daniel. Oh, wow. Yeah. Happy weekend. I don't know what else to say. I'm having a great time.

How was Peter Luger's? It's kind of a famous steakhouse. Yeah, it's really fancy. Is it good? It's actually bad. Yeah, is it like overrated or is it like... It was unbelievable. Yeah?

I've never had steak. In a good way or... You've never had steak like that or you've never had steak, period. Second one. So it was good. Did you lick the... What's that? Did I lick the plate? No, the plate is sizzling.

Was that George? Yeah, I believe it was. So he interrupted the stream with a song. I'm starting to now think he might be in the studio with a famous artist. No way. Let's chat him. Who did you say you had? I doubt it.

Who did you say you ate with yesterday? Ivan, your entertainment mentor? Yeah, he produced Entourage and Band of Brothers. I tried to get him on Dead Eyes, but Mike comatate didn't respond to any of his emails he's buddies with tom hanks not that it matters and what was the uh what was the um mood slash conversation like we talked about our families because i know his kids we talked about casting we talked about my new pilot all right i found him how do you know this guy how old is he this is the fucking second degree here all right and i'm ready to turn into the first

murder wise did he have the Peter Luger credit card you know it's like cash or the credit card is the only way you can pay for food at Peter Luger's. All right. I don't know why. But their own credit card. I found out this is the worst.

See, this is the kind of shit you need to learn about New York. You need to have like cool little factoids about New York if you want to fit in as a New Yorker. I have factoids about Peter Luger's. I know Luger's. Luger's was sold in 1950. You didn't know the most important? I know Lugers Lugers was sold in 1950 1950 was sold for $35,000

because they were the only people who bidded George is asking if he should leave LOL because he's not saying anything he can't hear us yeah so he should probably leave yeah don't say LMAO typing

I said stay Lmao i'm dead you can get a mic stand and then you could use both hands to type yeah i like holding the mic directly on your nose and breathing into it yeah johnny carson said that peter luger's was the best meal he's ever had so i'd caution all of you to proceed with reverence having leftovers from peters is better than having the finest dining elsewhere because it's luger have you guys ever this is going to be a very specific set of circumstances have you guys ever been to lugers after you were at illusions i've never actually been to Luger's. Then you're a loser. Not really. That's funny.

I've been to Luger's. I don't know what Luger's is. Steak frites for lunch, basically. Did you reheat it? It looks still cold from the fridge or something. I thought you had to freeze steaks. My teeth are cold. And why are you using chopsticks i let's talk about you right okay

are you gonna move anytime soon no living a piece of shit i don't probably ever been his house yeah it's really nice i've stayed no that's what i'm saying it's really nice i love it no you many times. No, that's what I'm saying. It's really nice. I love it. No, you didn't. You said it was a piece of shit and that I should move. I mean, now that I've been to Luger's, I can't help but feel like everything's a piece of shit unless you're at LePeter's. So every house that's not a steakhouse. Yeah, it's the worst ambiance of any restaurant I've ever been in. It's like bright lights, waiters that are super rude to you. They don't have two things on the menu.

It's like a whole shtick. Three things on the menu. Steak for two, steak for three, steak for four. Yeah. So it's like, it's sort of like the Times Square of steakhouses, it seems. It's kind of like a tourist trap a little bit. And you said you had the best meal of your life there last night with your entertainment mentor? No, that was Johnny Carson who said that. You said you said you loved it didn't you i thought it was great he

had steak for the first time ever that cut bacon sizzling wedge is peter luger the first choice i didn't choose it. Oh, okay. He said, do you want to get dinner? I said yes. Hmm. This guy's a real mover and shaker. He's got quite a list of accomplishments. Nice.

I'm intrigued. I don't know how you know him. Cleveland. Let's talk about something else. Cleveland? Ten minutes of this one topic. I think we're done with it. We've exhausted it and i'm exhausted of it you keep harping back to the state man thank you athletic greens for sponsoring this episode no way we're not in the middle of an ad break right now well if i'm gonna edit it

might as well just throw caution to the wind right you guys are saying oh just piece it together you know how long it takes probably not this that long. This week, apparently, zero. You didn't plan anything. All right. All right. A waxing episode. A waxing episode. Yeah.

Yeah. That's a kind of fun way to say you did nothing. Dance break. Fuck. That's not the song. That's not it either. What the fuck is happening? Nope. This sucks. This is not the song. That's not it either. What the fuck is happening? Nope.

This sucks. This is not the song. Sorry. I'm messaging George George this is probably way more fun he's asking me what I should get from Sweetgreen or what he should get from Sweetgreen steak frites steak frites they don't sell that at Sweetgreen it's a salad place man alright

you know you're hosting this you should probably at least have like one question that you can fall back on if shit gets sour like it is right now on minute 9 of 50 all right what's a question I could ask um

do you guys like photos or paintings? If you had to pick one. Did you guys all hang out yesterday? I know Marty's in New York. There's like a panel going on. Were you guys there to hang out? Did you guys go to the cheese place? Yeah, we went to the cheese place.

It was great. Have you been to Beecher's before? Never. It's just a lot of cheese. It's B-Y-O cheese, which is really nice. It's like cheesy Peter Luger's, it seems like. Yeah, yeah. Johnny fell down the stairs.

I did fall down the stairs. It was pretty embarrassing because it was the way I entered. Everyone else got there before me and they saw me on the stairs waved hello and I immediately fell did you like slide and sort of fall on your butt or did you like completely oh Amir sorry let's listen to Johnny he was

helping out the conversation helping move it but to answer your question Amir it was a front facing fall so I didn't really have wow downstairs front facing and the stairs were metallic

too so every it was very loud as well not great this was at a cheese restaurant the whole place kind of stopped and stared for what felt like a stunned eternity it was pretty bad yeah but at least pile wasn't there speaking of getting stares uh i recently went out to uh like an orchestra concert it was like a school or a university orchestra concert. And there were a lot of older people there,

probably around their 60s, 70s, 80s. And I walked in, sat down, took off my mask just to breathe a little bit and talk to my friend. And someone tapped me and they said, excuse me, sir, can you put on your mask? And it was one of the audience, one of the members of the audience. And I look behind me and everybody said, excuse me, sir, can you put on your mask? And it was one of the audience, one of the members of the audience. And I look behind me and everybody is staring at me. It was insane.

So they all have masks on but you? They all had masks on. It was crazy. Did you put it on? What did you do? Oh, yeah. I absolutely put it on. But I felt like the people behind me were like pod people really for believing in this shit

he yelled let's go brandon and ran away big time you suck you suck big time jeff that's really not nice yeah like i don't know why we're starting to have fun all of a sudden you have to antagonize somebody. Yeah. What's the vibe like at a cheese only restaurant? Does it sort of reek of cheese down there? Yes. Yeah.

It stinks. Okay. Find the sound. Find the sound. There we go. Yeah. There we go you're like

Marty's single note the single note of let's get it started it's amazing that's even recognizable boom uh Marty said that he that that used to be his spot to take like first dates to a cheese restaurant? a basement of a cheese store reeks of Havarti

Havarti Michael when he's feeling extra cheesy that's his nickname party michael so you're down there what are you guys getting like a fondue a charcuterie what's the cheese vibe we ended up doing the mongers five i think what's that johnny it's just a plate of five different cheeses that they pick out like it's not really that crazy i don't know why jeff threw it to me to explain it and they choose all the cheeses or do they ask you what you like no they choose all goat or a cow okay and you and i'm glad you asked

because you would have thought that we added some say instead we're left with this fucking triple Sorry. You deserve that man. Your apartment is now hitting you. You get how you're annoying so much that objects are starting to revolt. You're bleeding a little bit

not like my whole life just flashed before my eyes cause it was a ring light they fucking um they seemingly gave us the dregs we had this triple creme that was to die for drizzled in honey we had what was it a truffle gouda

I guess man I just ate the cheeses yeah i'm haphazardly just putting them in my mouth there was a goat cheese there was a wine and coffee rubbed strong cheese and it just sort of felt like they didn't give a damn whether we had a good time or not they really didn't bend to every will that i that we had and um i didn't appreciate it i didn't have a great time kidding me the waitress came up to us so many times asking how we were doing that's true they were pretty much bending to our every whim because it was on the company credit card which was nice but that's true i also sent a lot of things back after I'd eaten half of it. Yeah, and they still did it with a smile on their face.

I guess I missed some kind of etiquette class that everybody else took. Why is that? I'm just myself all the time, and then I see glances like this, where everybody's staring me at the eyes, angry for some reason. Sorry, just got a package. I was trying to figure out what it was. Pyle, how's the kid? Good, really good.

Went to the doctor's appointments this week. He's in the 25th percentile in height and weight and the 65th percentile in head size. Wow. He's got the cranial capacity of a young Butch Cassidy, as they say. They great. I'm pretty into phrenology recently and I really like the sound of that.

Sort of learn a lot. I'll send some skull photos. Yeah. It's all about the shape, really, of the front and the back and how they interact with each other. I should note that I'm in the first percentile in head size, i wear a size four hat yes smallest uh what else what's the last thing that he learned the last thing that he the last big thing he learned. That's a good one. Object permanence still or. Yeah, no,

he's, he's good. He's stringing sentences together. He's like walking around. He knows about, you know, his family, his family just came to visit and like his grandparents and,

um, uh, aunt and uncle. And he had a really good time and was like looking forward to it. Like we told him they were coming and he was like talking about it for like days leading up to it. It's like pretty crazy. He, his like brain doesn and was like looking forward to it. Like we told him they were coming and he was like talking about it for like days leading up to it. It's like pretty crazy. His like brain doesn't reset like a fish every night anymore.

He's like fully involved all the time. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to think what the latest piece of information he has. He learns like so many words. I feel like every day he's got like five new words that he picks up. Do you ever wonder like, whoa, how did he learn that word?

I didn't teach it to him. Well, yesterday we were playing like farm bingo. Like we have these boards with like farm metals on them and you can do like bingo with it. And he was like just playing bingo by himself, like picking up things and putting them on the map. And I'm like, how did you learn this?

And he like couldn't explain it. So I don't actually know how he got that information. But he had somehow figured that. Someone had taught him that, clearly. Yeah. That's pretty awesome. He naturally figured it out. Yeah, he's fun.

Does he know JavaScript? Given any chance. He knows. What was that? Sorry, you go. Who? Whoever talked over me. I was just asking if you knew JavaScript.

No, but I am working on that. I'm trying to figure out how I can teach him engineering concepts. We have an engineering series of books about physics for babies and it's very something. Interesting. There's statistical analysis for babies. It's one of the books and it's very interesting. There's like statistical analysis for babies. It's like one of the books and it's about entropy. It doesn't matter. This is not that interesting.

Well, it's probably more interesting than the whole 10 minute spiel that we had about Peter Luger, which is a restaurant localized within New York City and is hard to afford, by the way, for most of the general public. city and is hard to afford by the way for most of the general public but i guess ivan has that cash that deep tea pocket right given the choice of anyone in the world whom would you want as a dinner guest let's start there and see where the podcast goes okay why are you annoyed that you had to come up with a single question for an hour-long conversation conan o'brien is my answer nice why he's funny as shit tall too there's lots of funny tall people why conan specifically gary gullman is like six with six hilarious stand-up comedian yeah he's funny than conan he also lives in new york so i could make that happen asap ferg what about you johnny uh i don't know probably some musician maybe frank ocean just be that'd be interesting

get into the mind of frank Frank Ocean. That'd be interesting. Get into the mind of Frank. I can't make this funny. This is just a very general question. Amir? Choose an athlete.

I'd like to sort of pick the brains of LeBron James. LeBron brains. LeBron brains. Yeah. It'd be cool to. Jeffrey James. Stop. Amir.

Yeah. Sort of get to the bottom of his spirits business. It seems like there's a lot of money to be had there in terms of pivoting. Because The Rock did the tequila thing and then LeBron did it. Also tequila. I wonder if it's all just from the same place with LeBron did it. Also tequila. I wonder if it's all just from the same place with a different label on it. That is interesting because Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul of Breaking Bad fame, they also have, I think, a tequila as well.

I think it's just tequila is like how you get it. Super cheap. Yeah. I think it's like the best marketing markup you can do is like how you get it cheap and yeah i think it's all mark it's like the best marketing markup you can do is like to just get alcohol and then like put it in a nice bottle with a nice label jeffrey james and you already have like you know between the rock and lebron two of the biggest spokespeople in the world so like why would they get paid to hawk some other product they might as well own

the entire distribution is that the kind of liquor that you'd like uh let's say that you had your own liquor yeah i really like tequila i wonder why they both chose that one. I wonder if that's specifically cheaper. Who would you want to have dinner with? Ivan E. Schwartz. Known for Earth 2 and let's see what else. And taking Jeffrey to Peter Luger. Are you kidding me? Yeah, and having an account at Peter Luger. Probably having the Peter Luger credit card is what I think he's best known for. Nice.

Just kidding. He's super well known for other stuff. What's the APY on a Peter Luger credit card? I don't know. It's funny. It is funny. Don't just say that. It's a callback.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, things can just be funny. You don't have to say it. Yeah. I guess I would say Steve Jobs. Even though I think that's kind of like... Yeah, he's dead. I don't know, basic or whatever.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, he has to be alive. Yeah, he didn't do the dead or alive thing. Yeah. Well, now I have to start over. Give me a fucking meal with Putin right now. I want to sit down and stare the man in the eye. Put me in a room.

He'll fold. He'll lean to me. I will set this straight. I feel like I can convince him. Jeff is calling. Meet Putin at Luger's. You think Putin is stressed out right now like is he like nervous is he you think he's

sleeping well I wonder because he's sort of a sociopath so like he doesn't seem to mind the casualty that he's caused but at the same time it must weigh on him a little bit you would think

yeah name three things you have in common. With what? Well, these are the fucking questions from the New York Times, 36 questions that lead to love thing, and it's supposed to be you and your partner, but it doesn't make any sense because it's just you guys individually. So what do you have in common? Amongst all of us in the room?

That's maybe a little easier to understand, sure. amongst all of us in the room that's maybe a little easier to understand sure we all think Putin is a monster yeah let's get back on the Putin topic an absolute monster a dictator

we all work at head gum so that's two we have to endure this, and that's three. Okay. The energy you had. The energy Jeff had at the top with his fucking chopsticks. He was on top of the fucking world.

I think Jeff has said less this episode than any other episode george looks despondent he's talked about maybe two things and he said like maybe four sentences but you know this is a waxing up take four minutes and tell your life story in as much detail as possible let's start with andrew fucking pile do we have to take do we have to take a break by the way don't we have ads wait what time is it it is three oh four oh shit yeah we'll be right back guys taking care of your health isn't always easy, right? But it should be simple. That's why for the last three years I've been taking AG1,

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to do that emotionally yeah it's bad podcasting yeah man yeah no no heads up you're gonna come in and tell your life story I think that's easy but yeah why don't you tell your life story because you haven't done anything you're nothing you want my life story I don't actually no one does

it goes from a fucking yo-yo competition to a dinner at Peter Luger's that's it alright how about this fuckers and now i'm angry what do you value most in a friendship you're angry at that question i'm i don't know what to do here all right i'm between a rock and a fucking hard place because you guys are spewing poison at me. And George isn't even offering anything. Your one bit for this episode was to add George, who can't hear or say anything.

Then you plan no bits beyond that. So there's no talking or anything like that. All right. And look at your body language. It's so manic and nervous right now. You're rocking. Yeah. Why do you think I'd edit five people?

More perspectives. So, Amir, before you joined, Johnny signed on and Jeff was like really excited that Johnny was here. And he was like, I'm really glad you're here. Like, you'll see why. And I assumed it was because he had some Johnny specific bits planned. And now I realize it's because he had nothing planned. And he just needed more people to be able to carry the show for him. Also, didn't Johnny say he might not be able to come?

You were not. Yeah, I wasn't free. And I shouldn't be here right now. Johnny moved heaven and earth to be here. And yes, this is what we have. Let's make the most out of it I have 6% left on my laptop so I'm going to drop out

I'm definitely leaving this is it this is the worst episode we've ever done right? it feels that way yeah yeah it certainly does I'm going to show a nude photo how about that?

everybody talks about my ass all the time right? here we go nude photo. How about that? Everybody talks about my ass all the time, right? Here we go. A nude photo of who? A nude photo of my own ass. I kind of don't want to look, but I feel like I have to look. What am I looking at there? It's me stretching. That looked like a dog.

Wait, go back to that? Yeah, I thought that was a big bullet first. God, you have such small cheeks. god you have such small cheeks you somehow you you somehow have a huge ass but really really small he pads his pants he pads his butt cheeks you have white hips and a really small hole in cheeks i don't know what that was it was one of those optical illusions where it's like a picture of what people with a stroke see let's talk um i don't know there's nothing new in my life. What about super fun penis candy?

You literally just came from an audition. I mean, what was the role? What was... Glad you asked. So it was actually... Oh, do some lines? There was a lot of improv involved. And one of them was,

my name's Johnny Villa. No way. They didn't like that line? But I got two takes. Okay. So what was the commercial for why would my name possibly be mentioned in a commercial because craig robinson is also in it and he loves your ass no way he has no idea who i am the audition was good it was virtual uh and it was virtually useless um how many auditions have you had well yeah what was the product and how many auditions have you had for a commercial

for this one or for commercials in general ever ever probably over 40 booked any of them only because of vinnie peon so off an audition no so oh for 40 so far i almost was uh in an enterprise commercial with kristin bell and asked me why i lost out on it why'd you lose out on it because i shaved my mustache i didn't know that mattered nobody fucking told me me. I walk in for the final callback or for the read or something and they were like, what happened to the mustache? And I was like,

oh, I had to shave it for a different audition. And they said, oh, thanks for coming in. They didn't even do the... No. They don't know you can like put on fake mustaches

that they have like makeup departments. New York. Fuck you. Fuck you. make mustaches that they have like makeup departments new york fuck you fuck you that was finally found it he finally found it that was the line um sorry i got lost picturing myself living in piles back house you know i invited you up here when you're upstate and you never even told me you were coming. You have a kid.

What am I going to do with a kid? The kid has daycare. He goes to bed at like 7. Really? Yeah. What is daycare like up there? It's just a lady's house. So this woman

watches like three other little kids his age. Oh, George is laughing. Shut up. George is laughing. That's kind of fun to see. He doesn't have to shut up. Alright. Alright, so the daycare's at this lady's house. I snotted.

I laughed so much that boogers came out of my nose. We can see that. If you can rewind it, you can see that happen. Let's get that on the tape, yeah. In real time, yeah. Jeffrey, you don't have to be texting in the middle of your show. Sorry, your show.

Remember, your show. It's hard. What's the greatest accomplishment of your guys' lives? Johnny? Lasting this far, uh, on my laptop battery right now. It's,

uh, on 2%. So very soon you're just gonna see me and then I'm just not gonna be there no charger to be found he's ghost I forgot the charger at the apartment and it was Friday anyway

so I was like I'll just get my work done early before before the battery dies anyway he's ghost you said that already and it wasn't funny the first time, so it's not going to be funny this time. I know. Let's see your ass again, man.

Yeah, let's do that again. Yeah, that was funny. It wasn't funny, it was kind of hot. Not really. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It looked like two chicken drumettes. Mm-hmm.

What is that? Is that the same picture? It looks totally different. I zoomed in. It's me stretching. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. What shape is that?

Why? Why? Why? Nancy Gerrigan style. Nancy Gerrigan style. You can just keep that in the YouTube feed because it's like totally indiscernible what is going on

it's self censorship my greatest achievement is my turn on Lonely and Horny season 2 oh my god that's pathetic it was so there george said this thing is still happening yeah yeah oh we uh we went to the um

the new office and uh we wondery is right below us in the new office in manhattan and uh we Wondery is right below us in the new office in Manhattan and uh Goop used to be in that office so I was in Gwyneth Paltrow's office it's not Wondery Wonder Wonder Media Network it's different than Wondery it's not even Wondery how did they get the corner office ours is a piece of shit

sorry explain to me how a baby has better style than my ass whose child is that yeah who's whatever yeah we lost Johnny alright now it's time to step up

whose child was that the founder of canyon coffee happy now and what was he stylish he was in a green sweater with painters pants and fucking

birkenstocks I think that's awesome I think that's awesome actually sweet nope stay on because you said sweet like you're about to leave awesome I think that's awesome actually sweet nope stay on because you said sweet like you're about to leave I wasn't about to leave but you're incredibly

insecure that you think that Amir make three true we statements for instance we are in this feeling or in this room both feeling blank we are in this room

feeling disappointed joy joy that's what I thought you were going to say we are in this room wondering how you dropped the ball how I did this so well this week

no because as we round third and head home I'm starting to think that people are going to love this episode I'm getting confident last one we are ready for the weekend but we don't have to come too soon because of how much fun we're having right now during work andrew uh yeah we are wondering how much time is how

much time is left because we're worried that it's gonna end too soon we can go for an hour okay i dare you to go for an hour now i feel like we have to go for an hour don't have to i better fucking book this commercial because i'm tired of feeling like i'm three steps behind everybody else right there's no way there's no way you're going to with the enterprise commercial did you ever see it on tv and was the person to the person at my mustache I saw it the guy I don't even think had a mustache I think it was a woman

a woman playing opposite Kristen Bell is it Kristen or Kirsten? I think it's Kristen with a K though. Correct. She's one of the most famous people on the face of the earth so it's not one of those things where we're like, oh, it's fine that I don't

know this by heart. Whatever, I watched all of The Good Place. I love her. She's great. I don't know her name super well. I love her. I think she's great. By the way, I just looked at his question. So, Jeffrey, you were wrong. We three in this room are feeling poison.

Okay. it's like one of the main reasons people go into comedy is because they're actually not doing too well in their personal life you know and then it's like you can work through those emotions with comedy but this is like my main my main thing comedy wise right now and i like i show i try to be prepared every week obviously i'll drop the ball sometimes and you guys could have taken it in a different direction you know you could have brought something to the table you could have been like hey, hey, it's alright, you know? Alright, you didn't bring anything. But instead it was a

45 minute lamb bast. It was a spit roast. It was a It was a spam bake. Do you guys know clam bakes? So this is like misubi you can't hear me no I'm talking to George

I've tuned you out I think George is having trail mix oh he's uh oh he's still muted can you hear us now got it you can't this might be the last episode of the show ever yeah yeah yeah uh plugs what are you guys talking about we were uh we were talking about? We were

talking about how this might be the last episode of the show ever. You say that every time. This one was bad. It should end right there. That was a Hidgum Original.